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Let's get into it. Yeah, let's want to do the first review.

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Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

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I knew you.

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Oh, yeah.

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Or like the Cooley guy.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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Oh. Oh, yeah.

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Two in.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Welcome in, everybody.

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It's a craft beer republic. Thanks for drinking.

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Thanks for joining.

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I am Greg and being joined by the round

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us nipples in the Midwest

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as I just saw them.

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That is Daddy Fleksy over there.

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They're pretty symmetrical.

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They are.

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They are fairly symmetrical.

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And they're real.

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They are also. Real.

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And speaking of nipples, it's such a bad transition.

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Or real boobs.

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Or real boobs.

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Speaking of real boobs.

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And they're dense.

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We've discussed in the past, according to your doctor. Oh.

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We are being. I'm so sorry. Well.

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Pauly's back home is vac everybody.

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We're talking about this as.

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People are looking at their phones right now, wondering if this is.

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Indeed the craft beer bottle.

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Ben says to you.

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That very nice lady from the live show it peddles

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and pints is like, what have I gotten into?

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Sorry, sorry.

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All natural America. Yeah.

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And they're all natural.

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Yeah.

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Biology is.

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Well, we'll end it now.

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I'm sure we won't.

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Thanks for drink and thanks for joining, like I said.

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is the number to call if you want to leave us a voicemail.

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We do have a voicemail today from the Fontana GM.

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Oh, dang.

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Something.

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We got some booze news, we got some stuff to talk about.

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But first, let's start answering some questions.

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In a world where craft.

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Beer is key and long held, where muscles are bigger than ground,

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there's only one time Jim Guinness, one man,

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one tongue, one tongue jabber.

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In this world, we must find out

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what is blacks drinking?

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You know, I still can't believe you made that.

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It's been, like, almost a year, probably.

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Yeah, it's not a year. It's still commented on it tonight.

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He's like, I just that song that gets me every time it's.

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Oh, it's so good. Yeah.

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Every time it comes out, I like fan girl over myself.

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Somebody asked me if that was my voice.

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Once I was like, No, I am not that good.

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Sorry, you're. Good. But you're not that good.

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Not that good. One.

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Man one I got a real twangy one Mike on.

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Now my mama, my new.

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Sorry beer.

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You'll.

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Yes today we salute you.

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All right.

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Well, I am drinking tonight sex and candy by playground.

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Uh, it's actually a cover by 18th Street brewery.

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Okay, but it is a seven and a half percent ABV.

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It was an IPA classic flex, but it is more on

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the classic West Coast and so not classic flex.

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26,000 check ins out on tap.

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03.76.

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That might be right on the dot after I've already had one of these.

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But the description says the enticing

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smell of Chinook and Cascade hops

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waft forth from this IPA,

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benefiting both you and your special friend.

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The fruity and faintly sweet sex and candy is simply a dream.

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So we'll.

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Dig it.

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Get a little, little waft of the aroma here in the old schnoz.

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Mm hmm.

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Superclass ec.

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Grapefruit, piney.

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Definitely a powerful malt backbone on this, and I feel like that

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kinda has to be the answer for the 3.76 rating. Not.

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Not a lot of people big on the malt backbone nowadays.

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Yeah, it's kind of old school. Some people don't like that.

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So I like tongue jobber that actually follows exactly

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from the schnoz to the tongue job.

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It's grapefruit and pie and 100% malt backbone

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classic, 100% West Coast here.

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Just I mean the hops in it to the Chinook and Cascade it

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hardly gets more classic than that, that's for sure.

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Maybe add in some centennial.

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Yeah. If you got summer lying around. But

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all in all, you know, this is from Zach's neck of the woods, too.

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Oh, Indiana.

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No bad.

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You know, it's it's.

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And Hammond not Gary. Okay.

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But still in Indiana,

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definitely a super solid beer.

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Great color to this one.

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Oh, yeah. Again, like that classic West Coast.

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Look, this one's a lot more clear than the the one I had last week, but yeah.

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Great lacing on this super good flavor.

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Not lingering, not super bitter.

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That Flex gives us two biceps up, man

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I like.

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Okay, we got to compliment that last.

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Bit, too, Bicep.

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Sorry, guys.

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I just made that up.

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Oh, I know, but we got to. We got to keep that going.

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His next one's going to be two nips up.

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Well, now it's a the name of the spirit, sex and candy.

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So now that brings us to a few questions, right?

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One. Oh, God, my favorite candy.

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Okay.

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To Who's your celebrity bang.

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Oh, mom.

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I may want to go first.

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That's a tough, tough question.

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I so. Okay, are we.

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I have like categories, right?

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There's like sour gummy candy.

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Oh, I love, like, sour patch kids or like Sour Punch.

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Those are like anything sour and gummy.

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Those are probably still my favorite favorite.

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But if we go to like chocolates, I love Almond Joy and Twix.

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Okay, so here's my thought process on the thought process on this.

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When I was growing up and, you know, going through grade school every day

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for lunch, my mom would give me a fruit roll up or a fruit by the foot or.

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Gushers, right? Yeah.

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Every day I had that in my lunch.

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My best friend to this day, my best friend,

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his mom would pack him a caramel to explore.

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I would trade my fruit snacks for that Twix bar

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every goddamn day of my elementary school life.

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Twix is like the best Twix.

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I would as much as I love, like, peach rings and shit like that.

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Twix is like the all time Lex Candy.

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I can get behind that because that's definitely number one.

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Yeah.

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As a kid, I think number one, candy was was probably Snickers is kind of like

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a type of Snickers and Reese's as an older

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gentleman of a distinguished taste.

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Like an unfiltered one.

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And mildly filtered.

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I really go towards the dark chocolates any like really nice dark chocolate.

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I'm all for it.

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Add some almonds in there.

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And for if we're thinking like things that people can relate to, find

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the Trader Joe's dark chocolate peanut butter cups.

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Oh, God.

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Or fucking to me, those are incredible.

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I will keep my eyes peeled.

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Yeah, they're so they come in a tub, a dangerously sized stuff.

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If you get, like, stoned or something, you do some damage.

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Well, let's see.

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Now, I would say the older I get, the more I appreciate, like, Boogie Nights,

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but yeah. Sea salt caramels.

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Oh, yeah.

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And just sea salt on anything like on chocolate on caramel.

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Yeah. And I will.

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I will, I will fucks with the milk or the dark.

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I don't care.

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I'm not a milk fan anymore.

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Very rarely am I cool with the milk.

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I'm mostly fucking dark these days.

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Hey, yo. Yeah, right, right up.

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Well, what's your favorite like fruit candy?

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I do like me some sour patch back in the day, man.

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I got down on some fucking war, dude.

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I knew you were going to say warheads.

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And your hands as well.

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I mean. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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But would you ever shake the head so, like, you were,

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like, shrunk in the package?

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Of course it made it easier to open. Yeah.

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And then you just like one bite.

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Yeah, exactly. Definitely did that.

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Yeah, I don't these days I don't really fucks with the fruit candy as much

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if I did.

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Yeah, probably like the Sour Patch Kids because.

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They're so good. Yeah.

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Laffy Taffy.

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Something never like it was fine.

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Oh, I loved Laffy Taffy.

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I loved Pink Starburst as a kid.

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Which specific like if I.

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Now you can buy all one color as a kid,

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only one was the pink one and it's like you get one

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per fucking package because they knew was the best.

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That was like runs to

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you always tried to save the strawberries for the like the last.

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Was it like oh celebrity.

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Yeah. Somebody buying. Yeah I don't know.

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I feel like I'm stuck in the 2000s.

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Oh, because that's when I was, you know, at my my peak.

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Bankability. They. Peak.

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No peak uncontrolled this maybe not been banged enough

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back then.

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My my go to answer was always Eva Longoria.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Nowadays I'm like, I don't know who's famous.

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Yeah, that makes a lot of sense because it's like, is she even around anymore?

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I don't know.

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She's with What's this face? Ryan Gosling.

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Is she the one together?

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They read about it.

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They've been together for a very long time. They have kids.

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They're they're not public about their relationship.

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They never show their kid.

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Because I wanted to kill Tony Parker when he cheated on.

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Just kidding.

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I'm thinking of Eva mendez. Oh, wrong. Eva.

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Yeah.

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Oh, dang.

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The entire time I was thinking of Eva mendez when you were saying Eva Longoria.

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Oh, she's good looking, too. She is. Oh, wow. Yeah.

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I wouldn't say no to that either. No, no, no.

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Sorry. Eva Longoria. You're right.

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She may. Basketball player. Yeah.

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What I saw when I started seeing my wife, we did the whole I don't remember

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who hers was, but I thought like I thought realistically, right?

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Like what?

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What could if I seen this celebrity,

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could I possibly have like a shot with.

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Right.

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And I chose Snooki.

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I'm not even going to.

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Like.

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Stop it right now.

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It's possible in that GTL gym, tan laundry.

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Yeah, right.

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Just, you know, certain. Yeah.

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She was baked in the oven.

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B really short look like you're like a basted turkey

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and have some curves check.

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Yeah. And it's like triple j.

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It be like Thanksgiving every day.

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Yeah.

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Throw a trucker hat on that.

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Maybe a bump in your fucking get the bill.

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Damn. Yeah.

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So I mean, that was, you know, I was thinking realistically.

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Flex you could pull in much better than Snooki. Look at this.

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I don't know about I've.

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Seen those nipples they are. Perfect and those biceps.

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Yeah I bad.

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I would believe in yourself.

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I would say current day, you know ever.

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So I'm a big marvel nerd y'all know that.

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And ever since Scarlett Johansson was Black Widow.

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Oh, yeah.

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She's got.

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Yeah.

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Scarjo and leather don't get me started Yeah.

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I got I got to go yeah.

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Daddy like

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well, speaking about being stuck in the twins,

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probably one of my favorite movies to this day is Van Wilder. So.

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Yeah, and Ryan Reynolds looks just as good.

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20 something years later.

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I might even say better.

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Oh, my God.

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God, he's so hard.

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I don't even want kids. And I would totally have his baby.

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I would put him on my celebrity fuck list, too. Right.

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He's just.

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I would I would eat babies if he wanted.

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Me to. But we all.

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Were, too.

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I know he's daddy's hungry.

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So. GROSS.

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This just got really weird.

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Once again to the lady that was that peddles and.

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I promise four different them.

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I really.

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Do. This is rare.

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This is just not. Yeah, this isn't who we are.

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We're better than this.

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Ryan Reynolds, go all the way. Meow.

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Ryan Reynolds is definitely why.

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We don't. Call. He went.

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Oh for sure that is Hunt Hondo P as the kids say.

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Oh, is that what they say? I don't know. I heard that on a trivia show.

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Oh, I thought that was I thought that was something else.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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That's what the kids say on it.

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You're the only one here. The kids.

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So you would know that's true.

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Yeah, but my kids don't say on it.

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They're not cool like that now.

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Well, they're like Jenny. Jen, I

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was. Like, set myself up for failure on that one.

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Is Jenny a thing?

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Well, because Jenny, do.

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We do we revert back to the beginning of the alphabet? Yeah.

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Oh, okay.

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Interesting. Really, that's the thing.

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Yeah, I think like,

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like elementary school level kids right now are like going to their Jenny Oh.

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I guess another event, more letters.

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I'm pretty sure I. Didn't know that.

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Well, apparently, it's like hurting her hurricanes, right?

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Naming hurricanes. Oh, yeah.

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You guys hear about that tropical storm last year

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and that turned into a hurricane.

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It was Hurricane Nicole or whatever. It was getting serious.

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I was really excited about that whole thing.

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Hurricane to go. Blown.

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Upgraded like so hard for you but.

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You tell me Hurricane Nicole blows.

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I think that's what she's saying.

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And it sucks, too.

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And you're in the path of me.

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I'm sorry. Lady in the front row. Really?

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Just damn it. I just can't get my mind out of the gutter.

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We need to give her a name.

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I think that would make it easier.

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Margaret. Esther.

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Esther. Mad Maggie.

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Mad. Maggie was trying to think of something.

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Maggie got row.

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Maggie in the front row. We apologize.

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Oh, well, speaking of Celebrity Hall passes,

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Callie became someone Celebrity Hall pass last week on the ground.

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Oh, I did it, you guys. You made it. I made it. Yeah.

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It only took 920 followers, bottom of the barrel,

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and somebody made a spoof account, added an extra ian beer.

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So it was ice underscore call, underscore BTR.

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Beer.

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And it was, you know, for daily content on only fans and it wasn't me.

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Oh, I know you went and got that Don Perignon after that.

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It's just.

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Great poppin bottles.

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Cashing those checks.

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Yeah, I didn't want anyone to know, but yeah, the found me out.

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The best part is though, these fuckers block you, right?

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They steal your pictures and they block you.

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So you can't report them.

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And I was like, What the fuck?

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Like, I had all these people in my inbox.

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Like, you got a new Instagram.

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One guy's like, I didn't know you got a new Instagram.

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I'm like, I didn't. I'm so confused.

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He said to me, I'm like, I can't see it.

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And that's when I said something.

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You guys brought you brought it up?

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Yeah. He said, I made it. I'm famous.

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I love that guys were hitting you up asking if you had a new Instagram.

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They weren't saying like so you opened an only fans page.

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They're like, You're on new Instagram.

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I can't wait to subscribe.

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Posting that daily content.

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Daddy, daddy. Daddy, like mommy.

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Come to the.

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Welcome to the big. Show.

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Your mommy.

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Wow wow.

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Cool is on the.

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Prowl. My puma.

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Speaking of Puma, saw the best mug.

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It said I'm a puma pants and had a boom on it.

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Oh my god, that's pretty great.

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It's so stupid.

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But I laughed like an idiot because I am who I am.

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And I'll be when I'll be a big announcement.

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Everybody, if you haven't noticed yet.

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Debs Dix dot com is now an actual website.

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Ooh, yes.

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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Yeah, there are pictures of Dix. Yes.

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So many. Dix. Yeah.

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And why and why?

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Greg Because. Dix Because. It's.

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Because Dix.

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Yeah. So good. Check out Debs. Dix Sorry.

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Maggie is a hurricane.

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This is not getting better.

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We talk about beards or.

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Dix or.

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Yeah, fuck.

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We should rename this show, by the way.

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There's a lot of Dix. There are no penises.

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It's a celebrity. Dix. Yes, we.

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Yeah. Dix only please.

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Yeah.

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I did look up only cans dotcom to see if that was available

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and apparently it's a porn chat site thing.

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So nice. That meant funny, but. Only Dix.

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You know, that's why I take it, too.

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I'd rather not find out.

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I mean, maybe. Cool.

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I can do some homework for us.

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I'm good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

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If you get bored,

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then we sort of hinted at it last week, but recently in addition to Finland,

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we have been charting like crazy in Slovakia.

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So shout out to the Slovaks.

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I don't. Know.

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Yeah. What up, guys?

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They like it dirty, apparently.

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Yeah.

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We lost them after this show.

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So either that or they're just drooling, wanting more.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Oh, we want to see Flex's nipples.

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Kraft being republic of their.

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Craft being removable.

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It's just getting.

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Out this show now.

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Sorry again, Maggie.

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Maybe she's listening from the beginning.

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Maybe she likes. It.

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So I hope.

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She maybe she'll never make it to this point.

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Fingers crossed. For her sake,

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she'll be so disappointed.

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It's just.

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It's only when I come around. I'm sorry. Yeah.

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How dare you? Yeah, I know.

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You and Deb.

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Deb Dicks and colleagues.

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Yes. It's

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colleagues cans.

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That's not a website.

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We got to give the alliteration.

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Go out here, colleagues. Can we.

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Show you my colleagues cans and you have a bunch of beer cans on.

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There? Oh, my God. Yes.

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I don't have time for this webinar.

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This is great.

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Oh, it's getting dirty fast.

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So anyways, sorry and thanks for listening in Slovakia

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before calling, I talk about what we're drinking over here.

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The Fontana.

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Jim called and left a voicemail

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and sorry Jim, our schedule is running a little bit off.

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What, is. He angry again?

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Is he ever not angry? Oh, I love it.

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Yeah.

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So here we go. Here is Fontana. Jim. Hello.

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No one is available to take your call.

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Please leave a message after the tone

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and our craft beer public.

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Lisa, instead of Jim calling in, I want her to come with what I'm thankful

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for rolling into this new year of 2023.

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I'm not a first person thankful.

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I don't have to see anybody's fucking stories about their stupid ass

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and the beer calendar anymore.

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Greg can tell you how atrocious the Costco line was. Yes.

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Now, listen, I understand maybe you want to do a beer calendar.

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You want to do a beer advent calendar?

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I would never do anything like that because what I love, what

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I want to limit myself to one serious day for 12 days seems like a diet plan.

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Look, if you want to do one of these advent

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calendars, replace it just for next year.

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Go ahead.

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And somewhere at the end of the summer, get yourself some pretty good.

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It will crinkle 12.

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The Pringles again. Yeah.

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A perfectly empty container for a bottle or a kiss

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and then mosey down to a total one or a thermo.

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Bring a kit or, you know, one of your neighborhood kids.

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If you don't have any kids, just look around for someone to fucking break.

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Take those empty six pack things and have them come ahead of his randomly.

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Pick you up 12 fucking beers to give you a 12 pack calendar for next year.

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All right.

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And at least it won't be a year and a half of European beer, maybe.

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I mean, I guess you could go to the foreign country

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section of total wine and have someone pick out beers for you there.

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You probably my recommendation is no IPA.

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Yeah.

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Some of those might have seen a birthday.

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Anyway, it's been a little while too for not getting that invitation of

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oh say a loser. Oh, thanks, pal.

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Thought we were a boy.

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Anyways, that's it for now.

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Looking forward to a fantastic 2023.

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They're all in.

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Here the best, as he called it, Posey Blues.

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It's a placeholder.

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Can I can I just say a few things here? Yes.

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So if you first of all,

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people who were posting that Costco Advent calendar this year.

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Oh, so.

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GROSS If you haven't learned from the last two years of anybody else

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drinking those or knowing anybody else, why are you buying them?

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Yeah, please don't post about them.

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They're not great.

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Oh. I had one two years ago.

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My mother in law bought it for me.

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You know, she.

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Great idea. I appreciate it.

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Every beer tastes the same super

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metallic tasting because it was in there forever.

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Just stop posting the Costco Advent calendars.

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Second, if you go to a total wine and you go to the European section

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to buy beer, it's probably going to be as old as what's in the Roscoe.

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That's what I have encountered.

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So third of all, I love how angry Fontana Jim gets.

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Holy crap.

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I love the anger.

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Yeah, I, I laugh every time.

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Like nowadays when people are still posting the,

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the Costco one and they're posting positive things about it.

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No, it's not good stuff.

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Lying. Yeah. Stop lying.

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Stop lying.

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We know. We know, we know.

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I feel like your post would be better.

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Funnier and more genuine

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if you just talked about how fucking disgusting it was.

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Do so.

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Yeah.

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Enough with the three year old Ellis Lager that I think

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literally took a boat to get here and jump inside and add bean counter.

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It's disgusting.

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Yeah, I actually think the boat. Sank and then they actually

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had to send in a team to to resurface everything.

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And I'm here drinking the Marianas Trench Lager,

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a little pressurized and a little metallic and sea salt taste to it.

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That's gusting.

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Yeah, it's pretty bad.

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GROSS So bad, like, oh, this is a hell is longer now.

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Okay. Hell is disgusting.

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This is an IPA.

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Oh, that IPA tasted just like that hellish lager.

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Yeah. Oh, here's a blond ale. Wow.

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It tastes strikingly like the IPA that tasted like the hell.

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Well, it looks like you said about your your mother in law about it.

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Right. So you said, yeah, yeah, it was my sister in law that bought it.

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And look, the thought was there. Greg likes beer.

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This is an advent calendar of beer.

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What's going on? Right.

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If you don't know, you're this is a great time.

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Yeah, but I had already had a heads up because I know Allie

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and Carly had it the year before I did, and she talked about it on the show.

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Great.

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She didn't. She drive over you know?

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Yeah. One got hit by her son's baseball bat.

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He was taking batting.

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I mean, did some funny stuff with it, but I remember it being so gross.

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You talk about on the show and then the next year, the sister thinks I'm horrible.

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It surprises. First of all, I don't like surprises.

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I'm not I'm not a good reactor.

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I'm horrible at reacting. Yeah.

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And so thank God the sister in law told my wife about it

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and my wife was like, look, act surprised.

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Act like you want to if you want to just not drink.

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Like, just pretend, just be grateful and act like you're happy for her.

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I was like, Oh, okay, they got you warn me because otherwise I've been like,

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The fuck is this terrible?

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Your stories that year where some of my favorite ever.

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Was at 20 and in 2020 or into 2021.

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22, 21 is like, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, disaster.

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Okay, yeah. Or you know, just over a year. Yeah, yeah.

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So anyways, Jim, thanks for calling in and being angry.

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805538 Beer 2337 If you guys want to call in

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and let us know your advent calendar was.

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As my friend says, if you have hate in your heart, let it out.

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And he really does. Yes, he does.

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Wonder if would you charge him for therapy sessions?

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I feel like we're very cathartic for him.

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Maybe. Yeah.

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I love his. Anger.

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I don't know.

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He shot some fire at you.

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I want to see what you has to say about that.

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I now hope we don't start a valley Fontana War over here.

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Could you imagine how angry in Fontana Jim will be

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at the next Piazzolla palooza?

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He better get the invite on that one ish.

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Yeah.

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So, all right, before we get any further, Colleen, I have a beer to drink.

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Let's talk about it.

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All calls to the bullpen for beer

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for me.

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Like a brown paper bag.

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What's going on? Higher ups, batteries.

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Breathe through it.

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Thanks to Coley for snatching this one off the old table.

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Oh, you're welcome, friend. Yeah. Promo code unfiltered.

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Have you ever done any shopping there before?

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This is Shell Shock from Martin House Brewing

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Company, the Imperial Stout. 10%.

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Yowza.

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As a 4.11 with over 1400 ratings.

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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing, right?

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Absolutely.

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And they say it's Imperial Stout with pecans, fudge, caramel

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and vanilla inspired by the delicious turtle sundae.

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And it has some amazing man hour of I believe this looks like Leonardo

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looks mostly blue though he's holding the the size that Raph hold

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so I'm a little confused.

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But anyways, the artwork is amazing.

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Ninja Turtle themed. It's, like, very artsy.

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It's not cartoony.

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It's something I might consider converted into, like, a tattoo.

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I've been trying to, like, the Ninja Turtle Tattoos.

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I wanted to do Turtle Tattoo, but I want it to be, like, kind of artsy.

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I don't want it to be, like, super cartoony. It's like my goldfish.

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When you don't have any tattoos, right?

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I have zero tattoos, so I want that.

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And I want some.

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Wow. Wow.

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I need a tramp stamp too, but

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not really.

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Anyways, so this is.

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This is May. Sorry, I went real here with that one.

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They're cool.

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Smells on the show. Good.

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It just smells like shrimp desserts.

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Like pecan pie or pecan pie.

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Uh huh.

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Apricot, apricot pie.

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Pecan

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peak pecan pie.

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Well, let's assume. They say pecan pie.

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What do you say?

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Pecan it depends the context.

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When I say pie, I say pecan pie.

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Yes, I think I see pecan pie. Yeah.

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But if I'm talking about a handful of nuts, it's pecans.

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I'm eating pecans or meeting pecan pie.

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Weird.

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Yeah, that's really fucked up.

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Yeah, I can't explain it, but.

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I guess.

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I like saying pecan, but like pecan like.

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Right. Kind of making fun of it.

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Yeah, pecan pie.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Though on the old tongue job you're getting getting back.

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Schnoz is very sweet, very pecan

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pie, lots of vanilla towards the finish that tongue jabber.

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What do you get.

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And I get a little banana in there little manner. Mm.

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Yeah you do.

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It's, it's almost like, you know, like therapy, like it has legs.

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It's, it's,

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it's delicious, it's warm,

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it has just enough sweetness, but it's not like a pastry.

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STOUT Yeah.

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It's not like a traditional one where it's like, oh, buddy.

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It does get better as it warms up. It does.

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I like it.

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It gets a little warmer.

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It's been sitting here for like 15, 20 minutes.

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Oh, I guess 30 minutes.

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Yeah. You get some pecans.

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I really I'm getting some coffee notes that I know aren't

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in the description, but I'm it's just the roasty ness of it.

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Maybe you're like the bitter from the dark chocolate.

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Maybe. Yeah, I, I'm getting sweet.

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Like, I'm not picking out individual fudge and caramel

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would have been like this sweetness that it gives off.

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And this is just a real nice sipper at the end of the night there.

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I'm going to have to look for another one.

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It would be really fun if they did a whole series because the cancer is.

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It's pretty bad as.

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A magazine.

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When Nick sat on the counter, he was like, What the fuck is that?

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That's the coolest cameo ever seen.

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What beers this then. Then he fell asleep.

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Probably and I. Dick Yeah.

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Oh, Maggie, I'm sorry.

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Here we. Go again.

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You go back to Dick. Sorry, Maggie, but hey.

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Oh. Deb. Yeah

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we you know we need on

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Deb's Dexcom is a picture of Nick with a dick drawing on.

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I've got probably hundreds.

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Oh, I'm. Sure you do. I got to scroll through the old phone.

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That could be like the highlight of the website.

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It could be it's Nick.

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So Nick gets famous, Nick.

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Because.

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It's about time he's.

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He's earned his fame. So.

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Well, thank you for this.

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Oh, of course. Delicious. Yes.

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All right. Some booze news.

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Get to the number of brewers notices issued by the US Department

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of the Treasury, Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau Bureau.

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That's a mouthful.

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Well, increased by 732 in 2022,

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which is the smallest increase since 2013.

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Basically, it's a long way of saying not

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as many breweries are applying to open for 23.

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In fact, it's the lowest amount since 2013.

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Feel like that makes sense.

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So we'll look at the financial climate we're kind of headed into next year.

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Is that right?

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So the breweries are closing, not a lot of opening with it.

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It might be a little bit of a of a reckoning of the craft brew,

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craft beer world.

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A plateau, maybe not a reckoning.

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So much more of a plateau.

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No, I think I've had a lot closures like phantom carriage and torrent.

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I feel like you guys have so much still.

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Are still open. Just they don't have a location. They're still brewing.

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I saw on the ground. Where the hell are they brewing?

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I don't know. But they don't have a physical taproom.

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They're just doing online sales right now. So it's really glad to see that.

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Oh, me too. There. Oh, my God. There.

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I feel you guys have so many breweries.

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Like, way too many that.

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Yeah, we have a lot out here.

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It's almost like a like a tournament, like a Mortal Kombat

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who's going to stay alive, you know, and Mortal Kombat.

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Yeah, yeah. Well, and now you just have to be good.

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That's the bottom line.

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It's. There's no longer.

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Can you say we have beer, you know. Yeah.

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And that's what I

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honestly I think that's what I like, like Milwaukee prides itself on basically

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is all the breweries that are around, they make really good beer.

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Yeah.

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You know, and I think that's yeah.

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That's why they're staying around. Yeah.

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Some good news because fuck dry January

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the number of dry January January participants.

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Yeah you will.

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Be easy for me to say dropped this year

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from 19% of drinkers last year to 15% of drinkers.

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So 4% are not participating.

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I think Noubar was one of those.

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He's moist January.

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Moist January. So oh Christ.

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This turned into an ism.

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Our podcast.

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Some people find it cringe.

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Some people find a way to.

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Say what I'm getting way more ripped

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drinking beer this year than I ever have before.

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I'm making up for all the idiot to do dry January.

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I got to keep these breweries going one year at a time.

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We do our part. Yeah, yeah.

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You got to drink the charity.

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You know, trying to do my part of.

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Trying to keep people in business, right?

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Yeah. I don't want these good ones to go out of business.

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I'm just trying to help idiots. Yeah.

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Here's how much alcohol your government says you should drink.

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And this is per country. This is.

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This is classified, negative based.

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The the standard drink is

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my the standard drink

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is a 12 ounce 5% beer, an

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eight ounce 7% malt liquor, a five ounce 12% wine

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or a one and a half pounds, 40% spirits, basically a shot.

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They get you that and dare if you ever if you've ever taken a dare class.

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That's they they teach you that. Exactly.

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So so that's the standard.

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So in the U.S., the standard is two drinks

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for males, one drink for females per day.

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That is discriminatory and garbage.

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Sexist. That's bullshit.

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But is Chile coming in hot?

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Five for males, four for females.

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I do.

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Here it is hot in Chile.

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This is a weird one.

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Spain for four males, two and a half for females.

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Oh, shit, Walter. Right.

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The Netherlands.

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Kind of boring over there. One each, at least.

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That's fucking. Equal. That's true.

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What else do we have?

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Belgium.

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This is very not equal for male two for female How dare you?

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South Korea.

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Five for males. One for females.

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Yeah, two and a half not far.

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Why don't they just do, like, fractions, like 2 to 1?

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Yeah, that's two countries in a row.

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Yeah. Two, two, one. Exactly.

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And I think the most equitable country on this list, there's more.

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But these are the fun ones Australia for each.

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Get ripped.

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Equality. Yeah.

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Yeah let's go. Yeah.

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Get a.

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Maybe. Yeah.

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All all our Australian friends. Yeah. Yeah.

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Wasn't it a shitty word. A word.

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That was so. Shitty dude.

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You were Shannon.

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That was like it was me.

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I was like, it's never a real. Word, so.

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I just want to say I'm on like 125 word streak right now.

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I don't want to brag because I don't know if that's good.

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I don't know.

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I forget every now and then.

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What does this streak mean?

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Like how many days in a row you got the word, right?

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Yeah.

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Oh, Matty was stupid.

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I was like, Who's ever said Matty without? Yeah.

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I wonder if it's because I just haven't, like, played certain days as I'm

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because I haven't gotten any.

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What's your streaks.

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Says 28 but we play almost every day.

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Maybe you forgot a day 29 days ago because I forgot one a few days ago.

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Two of mine says my current six four.

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Oh, okay, that makes sense. All right, fair enough.

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Yeah, we play almost every day. We do. I'm a loser.

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I wake up and I just can't wait to play.

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Same I. Usually am.

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I can't do when I first wake up.

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I'm way too fucking tired for that. But I'm usually excited.

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I just sometimes I get busy and I forget and then they go, Oh, it's Midnight Park.

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Well, you're a big deal.

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I, I'm kind of a big deal.

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Well, anyway, with this one, we, I don't think we've had a list yet in 2023.

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So for Flex, here's a list.

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The love list. Me two.

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The 15 best triple New England style hit slash hazy opus of. 22.

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I feel like I can tell you the top five breweries that are going to be out here.

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Wasn't the last one of the last list that you had.

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So I was listening to the one of the last shows

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for the new year, right after right of at the New Year.

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Beer girl Melissa was on. Oh, yes.

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And the top style was like a triple IPA.

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That's right.

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So this is interesting.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I feel like tree house, evil twin

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like that.

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Well, I've done my best to not look other than the.

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Yeah, those are my guesses though.

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Let's see, it's a number of 15 other half brewing all year.

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Out to JFK in the clouds that has a 4.53 number.

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14 other half brewing more Citra than all.

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Citra or Epiphany

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number 13. This is a funny one.

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I think Nicole will appreciate this cloud what her brew co troubles chance.

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Oh, my God, that's the best I got.

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Can anyone please send that to me, please?

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Nick and I call each other shovel.

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That is 10% nice.

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10% 4.47.

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I knew you were four.

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.47. Shovel. Wow.

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Okay.

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Well, that is my favorite Taylor song, isn't it?

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Anytime I hear the real song, I think you guys troubles.

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Yeah. Favorite Taylor song is style 100%.

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Okay.

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Number 12 other half brewing fourth anniversary

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resurrected eighth anniversary edition to the Met.

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All right.

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I number 11 enter the fog dug by monkish brewing company

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number ten parish brewing company Holy Ghost Number nine, monkish brewing.

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No sleep means insomnia. Hmm.

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Number eight, root and branch brewing.

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The theory and practice of oligarchy.

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I've heard like, really good chapter 11.

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Really good things about those guys. Root and branch.

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I have not had anything from them.

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Nor have I.

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Yeah. Number seven. Oh, good God.

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Fighting's Brewing Company and M

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four and M four and M the letters.

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And I don't, I'm mad at you for making that the name of your beer

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number six root and branch again with drawing the line.

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Number five, monkish brewing with

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I guess it must be like fog it's effects guy.

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Okay that's. Hot.

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Daddy number four other half brewing.

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Oh, adios ghost number three monkish

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with a do do number two

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fighting's brewing company again with triple Jasper.

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What did you say would be all over the list?

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Which I. Apparently, I was wrong.

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No. What were you. Saying?

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I said tree house and a trio and one evil twin.

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Right.

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And they are evil to it now. I'm surprised there's no evil.

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Yeah, because they're usually all on these lists.

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New York, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

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And so, number one,

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Biden's brewing company once again with triple Jasper with Nelson.

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So they were one, two and two.

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Yeah, it was kind of number two is triple Jasper.

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Number one, it's triple Jasper with Nelson. It's like, All right, guys.

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Well, that's because of Nelson's awesome.

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It's the full Nelson. Full Nelson. Yes.

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I tell you, the first time I ever had Nelson in a beer

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was this beer called Nelson the Greeter.

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This is my favorite story ever, garbage.

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And I was like, I'm Nelson.

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Officers must be disgusting.

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And I avoided them for a long time.

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And then I had a beer with Nelson and I was like, Oh, this is really good.

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Maybe it was just that beer that was garbage.

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And it turns out it was just that beer that was.

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No, that's great.

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And that's crazy and sucks. Are you?

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Because the first beer I ever had Nelson in it, like, blew my mind,

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like, make us make this hop in every beer.

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Yeah, it's a really good hop.

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But thanks to Nelson, the greeter, I had no idea for years.

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So good.

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So that list, you know, didn't make me so mad, except

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for the fact that there were three breweries.

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Felt like three.

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I think it was three.

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Yeah, not. Not Fontana. Jim, Matt.

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I'm too tired and relax.

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All of. Us, to be.

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A. Mad right now.

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I don't have it in me. It's been a day.

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Yeah, but in.

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What was that.

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We're going to some music and we're also going to say, hi, Vanessa.

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I just.

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I'm not ready for the creepiness. But.

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I'm also.

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Keeping it nice and normal.

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Thanks for having me again, guys.

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Thanks for having I know you guys.

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Thanks for letting us have you write.

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Ooh, oh, meow, meow.

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Oh, okay. Creepy.

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And apologies again to Maggie for this show.

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It definitely took if she's.

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Listening. Maybe she's into it. I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I might I might be banned.

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Greg might read my contract.

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Tonight is why we can't have Deb and Cole in the same.

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Room together.

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, role of a new Instagram follower next week.

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Maggie. Maggie does beer.

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Yeah, ice cold beer. So

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if you.

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Freaks me a beer, please, please.

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Any who flex me a beer underscore is in between ice cold

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beer to ease on that beer.

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Then discord is after each word, of course.

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Craft beer, republic craft beer, About.com and a firefighter beer.

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It's 23372.

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Felix in an email it's male aircraft beer hokum I think that's everything.

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Happy February.

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Go get romantic or whatever for Valentine's Day.

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Well.

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Yeah, yeah.

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But most importantly, stay hydrated.

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And on that note.

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Goodnight everybody.