Let's get into it. Yeah, let's want to do the first review.
Speaker:Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Speaker:I knew you.
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Speaker:Or like the Cooley guy.
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Speaker:Two in.
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Speaker:us nipples in the Midwest
Speaker:as I just saw them.
Speaker:That is Daddy Fleksy over there.
Speaker:They're pretty symmetrical.
Speaker:They are.
Speaker:They are fairly symmetrical.
Speaker:And they're real.
Speaker:They are also. Real.
Speaker:And speaking of nipples, it's such a bad transition.
Speaker:Or real boobs.
Speaker:Or real boobs.
Speaker:Speaking of real boobs.
Speaker:And they're dense.
Speaker:We've discussed in the past, according to your doctor. Oh.
Speaker:We are being. I'm so sorry. Well.
Speaker:Pauly's back home is vac everybody.
Speaker:We're talking about this as.
Speaker:People are looking at their phones right now, wondering if this is.
Speaker:Indeed the craft beer bottle.
Speaker:Ben says to you.
Speaker:That very nice lady from the live show it peddles
Speaker:and pints is like, what have I gotten into?
Speaker:Sorry, sorry.
Speaker:All natural America. Yeah.
Speaker:And they're all natural.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Biology is.
Speaker:Well, we'll end it now.
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Speaker:We do have a voicemail today from the Fontana GM.
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Speaker:But first, let's start answering some questions.
Speaker:In a world where craft.
Speaker:Beer is key and long held, where muscles are bigger than ground,
Speaker:there's only one time Jim Guinness, one man,
Speaker:one tongue, one tongue jabber.
Speaker:In this world, we must find out
Speaker:what is blacks drinking?
Speaker:You know, I still can't believe you made that.
Speaker:It's been, like, almost a year, probably.
Speaker:Yeah, it's not a year. It's still commented on it tonight.
Speaker:He's like, I just that song that gets me every time it's.
Speaker:Oh, it's so good. Yeah.
Speaker:Every time it comes out, I like fan girl over myself.
Speaker:Somebody asked me if that was my voice.
Speaker:Once I was like, No, I am not that good.
Speaker:Sorry, you're. Good. But you're not that good.
Speaker:Not that good. One.
Speaker:Man one I got a real twangy one Mike on.
Speaker:Now my mama, my new.
Speaker:Sorry beer.
Speaker:You'll.
Speaker:Yes today we salute you.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Well, I am drinking tonight sex and candy by playground.
Speaker:Uh, it's actually a cover by 18th Street brewery.
Speaker:Okay, but it is a seven and a half percent ABV.
Speaker:It was an IPA classic flex, but it is more on
Speaker:the classic West Coast and so not classic flex.
Speaker:26,000 check ins out on tap.
Speaker:03.76.
Speaker:That might be right on the dot after I've already had one of these.
Speaker:But the description says the enticing
Speaker:smell of Chinook and Cascade hops
Speaker:waft forth from this IPA,
Speaker:benefiting both you and your special friend.
Speaker:The fruity and faintly sweet sex and candy is simply a dream.
Speaker:So we'll.
Speaker:Dig it.
Speaker:Get a little, little waft of the aroma here in the old schnoz.
Speaker:Mm hmm.
Speaker:Superclass ec.
Speaker:Grapefruit, piney.
Speaker:Definitely a powerful malt backbone on this, and I feel like that
Speaker:kinda has to be the answer for the 3.76 rating. Not.
Speaker:Not a lot of people big on the malt backbone nowadays.
Speaker:Yeah, it's kind of old school. Some people don't like that.
Speaker:So I like tongue jobber that actually follows exactly
Speaker:from the schnoz to the tongue job.
Speaker:It's grapefruit and pie and 100% malt backbone
Speaker:classic, 100% West Coast here.
Speaker:Just I mean the hops in it to the Chinook and Cascade it
Speaker:hardly gets more classic than that, that's for sure.
Speaker:Maybe add in some centennial.
Speaker:Yeah. If you got summer lying around. But
Speaker:all in all, you know, this is from Zach's neck of the woods, too.
Speaker:Oh, Indiana.
Speaker:No bad.
Speaker:You know, it's it's.
Speaker:And Hammond not Gary. Okay.
Speaker:But still in Indiana,
Speaker:definitely a super solid beer.
Speaker:Great color to this one.
Speaker:Oh, yeah. Again, like that classic West Coast.
Speaker:Look, this one's a lot more clear than the the one I had last week, but yeah.
Speaker:Great lacing on this super good flavor.
Speaker:Not lingering, not super bitter.
Speaker:That Flex gives us two biceps up, man
Speaker:I like.
Speaker:Okay, we got to compliment that last.
Speaker:Bit, too, Bicep.
Speaker:Sorry, guys.
Speaker:I just made that up.
Speaker:Oh, I know, but we got to. We got to keep that going.
Speaker:His next one's going to be two nips up.
Speaker:Well, now it's a the name of the spirit, sex and candy.
Speaker:So now that brings us to a few questions, right?
Speaker:One. Oh, God, my favorite candy.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:To Who's your celebrity bang.
Speaker:Oh, mom.
Speaker:I may want to go first.
Speaker:That's a tough, tough question.
Speaker:I so. Okay, are we.
Speaker:I have like categories, right?
Speaker:There's like sour gummy candy.
Speaker:Oh, I love, like, sour patch kids or like Sour Punch.
Speaker:Those are like anything sour and gummy.
Speaker:Those are probably still my favorite favorite.
Speaker:But if we go to like chocolates, I love Almond Joy and Twix.
Speaker:Okay, so here's my thought process on the thought process on this.
Speaker:When I was growing up and, you know, going through grade school every day
Speaker:for lunch, my mom would give me a fruit roll up or a fruit by the foot or.
Speaker:Gushers, right? Yeah.
Speaker:Every day I had that in my lunch.
Speaker:My best friend to this day, my best friend,
Speaker:his mom would pack him a caramel to explore.
Speaker:I would trade my fruit snacks for that Twix bar
Speaker:every goddamn day of my elementary school life.
Speaker:Twix is like the best Twix.
Speaker:I would as much as I love, like, peach rings and shit like that.
Speaker:Twix is like the all time Lex Candy.
Speaker:I can get behind that because that's definitely number one.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:As a kid, I think number one, candy was was probably Snickers is kind of like
Speaker:a type of Snickers and Reese's as an older
Speaker:gentleman of a distinguished taste.
Speaker:Like an unfiltered one.
Speaker:And mildly filtered.
Speaker:I really go towards the dark chocolates any like really nice dark chocolate.
Speaker:I'm all for it.
Speaker:Add some almonds in there.
Speaker:And for if we're thinking like things that people can relate to, find
Speaker:the Trader Joe's dark chocolate peanut butter cups.
Speaker:Oh, God.
Speaker:Or fucking to me, those are incredible.
Speaker:I will keep my eyes peeled.
Speaker:Yeah, they're so they come in a tub, a dangerously sized stuff.
Speaker:If you get, like, stoned or something, you do some damage.
Speaker:Well, let's see.
Speaker:Now, I would say the older I get, the more I appreciate, like, Boogie Nights,
Speaker:but yeah. Sea salt caramels.
Speaker:Oh, yeah.
Speaker:And just sea salt on anything like on chocolate on caramel.
Speaker:Yeah. And I will.
Speaker:I will, I will fucks with the milk or the dark.
Speaker:I don't care.
Speaker:I'm not a milk fan anymore.
Speaker:Very rarely am I cool with the milk.
Speaker:I'm mostly fucking dark these days.
Speaker:Hey, yo. Yeah, right, right up.
Speaker:Well, what's your favorite like fruit candy?
Speaker:I do like me some sour patch back in the day, man.
Speaker:I got down on some fucking war, dude.
Speaker:I knew you were going to say warheads.
Speaker:And your hands as well.
Speaker:I mean. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker:But would you ever shake the head so, like, you were,
Speaker:like, shrunk in the package?
Speaker:Of course it made it easier to open. Yeah.
Speaker:And then you just like one bite.
Speaker:Yeah, exactly. Definitely did that.
Speaker:Yeah, I don't these days I don't really fucks with the fruit candy as much
Speaker:if I did.
Speaker:Yeah, probably like the Sour Patch Kids because.
Speaker:They're so good. Yeah.
Speaker:Laffy Taffy.
Speaker:Something never like it was fine.
Speaker:Oh, I loved Laffy Taffy.
Speaker:I loved Pink Starburst as a kid.
Speaker:Which specific like if I.
Speaker:Now you can buy all one color as a kid,
Speaker:only one was the pink one and it's like you get one
Speaker:per fucking package because they knew was the best.
Speaker:That was like runs to
Speaker:you always tried to save the strawberries for the like the last.
Speaker:Was it like oh celebrity.
Speaker:Yeah. Somebody buying. Yeah I don't know.
Speaker:I feel like I'm stuck in the 2000s.
Speaker:Oh, because that's when I was, you know, at my my peak.
Speaker:Bankability. They. Peak.
Speaker:No peak uncontrolled this maybe not been banged enough
Speaker:back then.
Speaker:My my go to answer was always Eva Longoria.
Speaker:Okay. Yeah.
Speaker:Nowadays I'm like, I don't know who's famous.
Speaker:Yeah, that makes a lot of sense because it's like, is she even around anymore?
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:She's with What's this face? Ryan Gosling.
Speaker:Is she the one together?
Speaker:They read about it.
Speaker:They've been together for a very long time. They have kids.
Speaker:They're they're not public about their relationship.
Speaker:They never show their kid.
Speaker:Because I wanted to kill Tony Parker when he cheated on.
Speaker:Just kidding.
Speaker:I'm thinking of Eva mendez. Oh, wrong. Eva.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Oh, dang.
Speaker:The entire time I was thinking of Eva mendez when you were saying Eva Longoria.
Speaker:Oh, she's good looking, too. She is. Oh, wow. Yeah.
Speaker:I wouldn't say no to that either. No, no, no.
Speaker:Sorry. Eva Longoria. You're right.
Speaker:She may. Basketball player. Yeah.
Speaker:What I saw when I started seeing my wife, we did the whole I don't remember
Speaker:who hers was, but I thought like I thought realistically, right?
Speaker:Like what?
Speaker:What could if I seen this celebrity,
Speaker:could I possibly have like a shot with.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:And I chose Snooki.
Speaker:I'm not even going to.
Speaker:Like.
Speaker:Stop it right now.
Speaker:It's possible in that GTL gym, tan laundry.
Speaker:Yeah, right.
Speaker:Just, you know, certain. Yeah.
Speaker:She was baked in the oven.
Speaker:B really short look like you're like a basted turkey
Speaker:and have some curves check.
Speaker:Yeah. And it's like triple j.
Speaker:It be like Thanksgiving every day.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Throw a trucker hat on that.
Speaker:Maybe a bump in your fucking get the bill.
Speaker:Damn. Yeah.
Speaker:So I mean, that was, you know, I was thinking realistically.
Speaker:Flex you could pull in much better than Snooki. Look at this.
Speaker:I don't know about I've.
Speaker:Seen those nipples they are. Perfect and those biceps.
Speaker:Yeah I bad.
Speaker:I would believe in yourself.
Speaker:I would say current day, you know ever.
Speaker:So I'm a big marvel nerd y'all know that.
Speaker:And ever since Scarlett Johansson was Black Widow.
Speaker:Oh, yeah.
Speaker:She's got.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Scarjo and leather don't get me started Yeah.
Speaker:I got I got to go yeah.
Speaker:Daddy like
Speaker:well, speaking about being stuck in the twins,
Speaker:probably one of my favorite movies to this day is Van Wilder. So.
Speaker:Yeah, and Ryan Reynolds looks just as good.
Speaker:20 something years later.
Speaker:I might even say better.
Speaker:Oh, my God.
Speaker:God, he's so hard.
Speaker:I don't even want kids. And I would totally have his baby.
Speaker:I would put him on my celebrity fuck list, too. Right.
Speaker:He's just.
Speaker:I would I would eat babies if he wanted.
Speaker:Me to. But we all.
Speaker:Were, too.
Speaker:I know he's daddy's hungry.
Speaker:So. GROSS.
Speaker:This just got really weird.
Speaker:Once again to the lady that was that peddles and.
Speaker:I promise four different them.
Speaker:I really.
Speaker:Do. This is rare.
Speaker:This is just not. Yeah, this isn't who we are.
Speaker:We're better than this.
Speaker:Ryan Reynolds, go all the way. Meow.
Speaker:Ryan Reynolds is definitely why.
Speaker:We don't. Call. He went.
Speaker:Oh for sure that is Hunt Hondo P as the kids say.
Speaker:Oh, is that what they say? I don't know. I heard that on a trivia show.
Speaker:Oh, I thought that was I thought that was something else.
Speaker:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker:That's what the kids say on it.
Speaker:You're the only one here. The kids.
Speaker:So you would know that's true.
Speaker:Yeah, but my kids don't say on it.
Speaker:They're not cool like that now.
Speaker:Well, they're like Jenny. Jen, I
Speaker:was. Like, set myself up for failure on that one.
Speaker:Is Jenny a thing?
Speaker:Well, because Jenny, do.
Speaker:We do we revert back to the beginning of the alphabet? Yeah.
Speaker:Oh, okay.
Speaker:Interesting. Really, that's the thing.
Speaker:Yeah, I think like,
Speaker:like elementary school level kids right now are like going to their Jenny Oh.
Speaker:I guess another event, more letters.
Speaker:I'm pretty sure I. Didn't know that.
Speaker:Well, apparently, it's like hurting her hurricanes, right?
Speaker:Naming hurricanes. Oh, yeah.
Speaker:You guys hear about that tropical storm last year
Speaker:and that turned into a hurricane.
Speaker:It was Hurricane Nicole or whatever. It was getting serious.
Speaker:I was really excited about that whole thing.
Speaker:Hurricane to go. Blown.
Speaker:Upgraded like so hard for you but.
Speaker:You tell me Hurricane Nicole blows.
Speaker:I think that's what she's saying.
Speaker:And it sucks, too.
Speaker:And you're in the path of me.
Speaker:I'm sorry. Lady in the front row. Really?
Speaker:Just damn it. I just can't get my mind out of the gutter.
Speaker:We need to give her a name.
Speaker:I think that would make it easier.
Speaker:Margaret. Esther.
Speaker:Esther. Mad Maggie.
Speaker:Mad. Maggie was trying to think of something.
Speaker:Maggie got row.
Speaker:Maggie in the front row. We apologize.
Speaker:Oh, well, speaking of Celebrity Hall passes,
Speaker:Callie became someone Celebrity Hall pass last week on the ground.
Speaker:Oh, I did it, you guys. You made it. I made it. Yeah.
Speaker:It only took 920 followers, bottom of the barrel,
Speaker:and somebody made a spoof account, added an extra ian beer.
Speaker:So it was ice underscore call, underscore BTR.
Speaker:Beer.
Speaker:And it was, you know, for daily content on only fans and it wasn't me.
Speaker:Oh, I know you went and got that Don Perignon after that.
Speaker:It's just.
Speaker:Great poppin bottles.
Speaker:Cashing those checks.
Speaker:Yeah, I didn't want anyone to know, but yeah, the found me out.
Speaker:The best part is though, these fuckers block you, right?
Speaker:They steal your pictures and they block you.
Speaker:So you can't report them.
Speaker:And I was like, What the fuck?
Speaker:Like, I had all these people in my inbox.
Speaker:Like, you got a new Instagram.
Speaker:One guy's like, I didn't know you got a new Instagram.
Speaker:I'm like, I didn't. I'm so confused.
Speaker:He said to me, I'm like, I can't see it.
Speaker:And that's when I said something.
Speaker:You guys brought you brought it up?
Speaker:Yeah. He said, I made it. I'm famous.
Speaker:I love that guys were hitting you up asking if you had a new Instagram.
Speaker:They weren't saying like so you opened an only fans page.
Speaker:They're like, You're on new Instagram.
Speaker:I can't wait to subscribe.
Speaker:Posting that daily content.
Speaker:Daddy, daddy. Daddy, like mommy.
Speaker:Come to the.
Speaker:Welcome to the big. Show.
Speaker:Your mommy.
Speaker:Wow wow.
Speaker:Cool is on the.
Speaker:Prowl. My puma.
Speaker:Speaking of Puma, saw the best mug.
Speaker:It said I'm a puma pants and had a boom on it.
Speaker:Oh my god, that's pretty great.
Speaker:It's so stupid.
Speaker:But I laughed like an idiot because I am who I am.
Speaker:And I'll be when I'll be a big announcement.
Speaker:Everybody, if you haven't noticed yet.
Speaker:Debs Dix dot com is now an actual website.
Speaker:Ooh, yes.
Speaker:Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker:Yeah, there are pictures of Dix. Yes.
Speaker:So many. Dix. Yeah.
Speaker:And why and why?
Speaker:Greg Because. Dix Because. It's.
Speaker:Because Dix.
Speaker:Yeah. So good. Check out Debs. Dix Sorry.
Speaker:Maggie is a hurricane.
Speaker:This is not getting better.
Speaker:We talk about beards or.
Speaker:Dix or.
Speaker:Yeah, fuck.
Speaker:We should rename this show, by the way.
Speaker:There's a lot of Dix. There are no penises.
Speaker:It's a celebrity. Dix. Yes, we.
Speaker:Yeah. Dix only please.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I did look up only cans dotcom to see if that was available
Speaker:and apparently it's a porn chat site thing.
Speaker:So nice. That meant funny, but. Only Dix.
Speaker:You know, that's why I take it, too.
Speaker:I'd rather not find out.
Speaker:I mean, maybe. Cool.
Speaker:I can do some homework for us.
Speaker:I'm good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker:If you get bored,
Speaker:then we sort of hinted at it last week, but recently in addition to Finland,
Speaker:we have been charting like crazy in Slovakia.
Speaker:So shout out to the Slovaks.
Speaker:I don't. Know.
Speaker:Yeah. What up, guys?
Speaker:They like it dirty, apparently.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:We lost them after this show.
Speaker:So either that or they're just drooling, wanting more.
Speaker:Yeah. Okay.
Speaker:Oh, we want to see Flex's nipples.
Speaker:Kraft being republic of their.
Speaker:Craft being removable.
Speaker:It's just getting.
Speaker:Out this show now.
Speaker:Sorry again, Maggie.
Speaker:Maybe she's listening from the beginning.
Speaker:Maybe she likes. It.
Speaker:So I hope.
Speaker:She maybe she'll never make it to this point.
Speaker:Fingers crossed. For her sake,
Speaker:she'll be so disappointed.
Speaker:It's just.
Speaker:It's only when I come around. I'm sorry. Yeah.
Speaker:How dare you? Yeah, I know.
Speaker:You and Deb.
Speaker:Deb Dicks and colleagues.
Speaker:Yes. It's
Speaker:colleagues cans.
Speaker:That's not a website.
Speaker:We got to give the alliteration.
Speaker:Go out here, colleagues. Can we.
Speaker:Show you my colleagues cans and you have a bunch of beer cans on.
Speaker:There? Oh, my God. Yes.
Speaker:I don't have time for this webinar.
Speaker:This is great.
Speaker:Oh, it's getting dirty fast.
Speaker:So anyways, sorry and thanks for listening in Slovakia
Speaker:before calling, I talk about what we're drinking over here.
Speaker:The Fontana.
Speaker:Jim called and left a voicemail
Speaker:and sorry Jim, our schedule is running a little bit off.
Speaker:What, is. He angry again?
Speaker:Is he ever not angry? Oh, I love it.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So here we go. Here is Fontana. Jim. Hello.
Speaker:No one is available to take your call.
Speaker:Please leave a message after the tone
Speaker:and our craft beer public.
Speaker:Lisa, instead of Jim calling in, I want her to come with what I'm thankful
Speaker:for rolling into this new year of 2023.
Speaker:I'm not a first person thankful.
Speaker:I don't have to see anybody's fucking stories about their stupid ass
Speaker:and the beer calendar anymore.
Speaker:Greg can tell you how atrocious the Costco line was. Yes.
Speaker:Now, listen, I understand maybe you want to do a beer calendar.
Speaker:You want to do a beer advent calendar?
Speaker:I would never do anything like that because what I love, what
Speaker:I want to limit myself to one serious day for 12 days seems like a diet plan.
Speaker:Look, if you want to do one of these advent
Speaker:calendars, replace it just for next year.
Speaker:Go ahead.
Speaker:And somewhere at the end of the summer, get yourself some pretty good.
Speaker:It will crinkle 12.
Speaker:The Pringles again. Yeah.
Speaker:A perfectly empty container for a bottle or a kiss
Speaker:and then mosey down to a total one or a thermo.
Speaker:Bring a kit or, you know, one of your neighborhood kids.
Speaker:If you don't have any kids, just look around for someone to fucking break.
Speaker:Take those empty six pack things and have them come ahead of his randomly.
Speaker:Pick you up 12 fucking beers to give you a 12 pack calendar for next year.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:And at least it won't be a year and a half of European beer, maybe.
Speaker:I mean, I guess you could go to the foreign country
Speaker:section of total wine and have someone pick out beers for you there.
Speaker:You probably my recommendation is no IPA.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Some of those might have seen a birthday.
Speaker:Anyway, it's been a little while too for not getting that invitation of
Speaker:oh say a loser. Oh, thanks, pal.
Speaker:Thought we were a boy.
Speaker:Anyways, that's it for now.
Speaker:Looking forward to a fantastic 2023.
Speaker:They're all in.
Speaker:Here the best, as he called it, Posey Blues.
Speaker:It's a placeholder.
Speaker:Can I can I just say a few things here? Yes.
Speaker:So if you first of all,
Speaker:people who were posting that Costco Advent calendar this year.
Speaker:Oh, so.
Speaker:GROSS If you haven't learned from the last two years of anybody else
Speaker:drinking those or knowing anybody else, why are you buying them?
Speaker:Yeah, please don't post about them.
Speaker:They're not great.
Speaker:Oh. I had one two years ago.
Speaker:My mother in law bought it for me.
Speaker:You know, she.
Speaker:Great idea. I appreciate it.
Speaker:Every beer tastes the same super
Speaker:metallic tasting because it was in there forever.
Speaker:Just stop posting the Costco Advent calendars.
Speaker:Second, if you go to a total wine and you go to the European section
Speaker:to buy beer, it's probably going to be as old as what's in the Roscoe.
Speaker:That's what I have encountered.
Speaker:So third of all, I love how angry Fontana Jim gets.
Speaker:Holy crap.
Speaker:I love the anger.
Speaker:Yeah, I, I laugh every time.
Speaker:Like nowadays when people are still posting the,
Speaker:the Costco one and they're posting positive things about it.
Speaker:No, it's not good stuff.
Speaker:Lying. Yeah. Stop lying.
Speaker:Stop lying.
Speaker:We know. We know, we know.
Speaker:I feel like your post would be better.
Speaker:Funnier and more genuine
Speaker:if you just talked about how fucking disgusting it was.
Speaker:Do so.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Enough with the three year old Ellis Lager that I think
Speaker:literally took a boat to get here and jump inside and add bean counter.
Speaker:It's disgusting.
Speaker:Yeah, I actually think the boat. Sank and then they actually
Speaker:had to send in a team to to resurface everything.
Speaker:And I'm here drinking the Marianas Trench Lager,
Speaker:a little pressurized and a little metallic and sea salt taste to it.
Speaker:That's gusting.
Speaker:Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Speaker:GROSS So bad, like, oh, this is a hell is longer now.
Speaker:Okay. Hell is disgusting.
Speaker:This is an IPA.
Speaker:Oh, that IPA tasted just like that hellish lager.
Speaker:Yeah. Oh, here's a blond ale. Wow.
Speaker:It tastes strikingly like the IPA that tasted like the hell.
Speaker:Well, it looks like you said about your your mother in law about it.
Speaker:Right. So you said, yeah, yeah, it was my sister in law that bought it.
Speaker:And look, the thought was there. Greg likes beer.
Speaker:This is an advent calendar of beer.
Speaker:What's going on? Right.
Speaker:If you don't know, you're this is a great time.
Speaker:Yeah, but I had already had a heads up because I know Allie
Speaker:and Carly had it the year before I did, and she talked about it on the show.
Speaker:Great.
Speaker:She didn't. She drive over you know?
Speaker:Yeah. One got hit by her son's baseball bat.
Speaker:He was taking batting.
Speaker:I mean, did some funny stuff with it, but I remember it being so gross.
Speaker:You talk about on the show and then the next year, the sister thinks I'm horrible.
Speaker:It surprises. First of all, I don't like surprises.
Speaker:I'm not I'm not a good reactor.
Speaker:I'm horrible at reacting. Yeah.
Speaker:And so thank God the sister in law told my wife about it
Speaker:and my wife was like, look, act surprised.
Speaker:Act like you want to if you want to just not drink.
Speaker:Like, just pretend, just be grateful and act like you're happy for her.
Speaker:I was like, Oh, okay, they got you warn me because otherwise I've been like,
Speaker:The fuck is this terrible?
Speaker:Your stories that year where some of my favorite ever.
Speaker:Was at 20 and in 2020 or into 2021.
Speaker:22, 21 is like, yeah.
Speaker:Yeah, yeah, yeah, disaster.
Speaker:Okay, yeah. Or you know, just over a year. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker:So anyways, Jim, thanks for calling in and being angry.
Speaker:805538 Beer 2337 If you guys want to call in
Speaker:and let us know your advent calendar was.
Speaker:As my friend says, if you have hate in your heart, let it out.
Speaker:And he really does. Yes, he does.
Speaker:Wonder if would you charge him for therapy sessions?
Speaker:I feel like we're very cathartic for him.
Speaker:Maybe. Yeah.
Speaker:I love his. Anger.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:He shot some fire at you.
Speaker:I want to see what you has to say about that.
Speaker:I now hope we don't start a valley Fontana War over here.
Speaker:Could you imagine how angry in Fontana Jim will be
Speaker:at the next Piazzolla palooza?
Speaker:He better get the invite on that one ish.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So, all right, before we get any further, Colleen, I have a beer to drink.
Speaker:Let's talk about it.
Speaker:All calls to the bullpen for beer
Speaker:for me.
Speaker:Like a brown paper bag.
Speaker:What's going on? Higher ups, batteries.
Speaker:Breathe through it.
Speaker:Thanks to Coley for snatching this one off the old table.
Speaker:Oh, you're welcome, friend. Yeah. Promo code unfiltered.
Speaker:Have you ever done any shopping there before?
Speaker:This is Shell Shock from Martin House Brewing
Speaker:Company, the Imperial Stout. 10%.
Speaker:Yowza.
Speaker:As a 4.11 with over 1400 ratings.
Speaker:Anything worth doing is worth overdoing, right?
Speaker:Absolutely.
Speaker:And they say it's Imperial Stout with pecans, fudge, caramel
Speaker:and vanilla inspired by the delicious turtle sundae.
Speaker:And it has some amazing man hour of I believe this looks like Leonardo
Speaker:looks mostly blue though he's holding the the size that Raph hold
Speaker:so I'm a little confused.
Speaker:But anyways, the artwork is amazing.
Speaker:Ninja Turtle themed. It's, like, very artsy.
Speaker:It's not cartoony.
Speaker:It's something I might consider converted into, like, a tattoo.
Speaker:I've been trying to, like, the Ninja Turtle Tattoos.
Speaker:I wanted to do Turtle Tattoo, but I want it to be, like, kind of artsy.
Speaker:I don't want it to be, like, super cartoony. It's like my goldfish.
Speaker:When you don't have any tattoos, right?
Speaker:I have zero tattoos, so I want that.
Speaker:And I want some.
Speaker:Wow. Wow.
Speaker:I need a tramp stamp too, but
Speaker:not really.
Speaker:Anyways, so this is.
Speaker:This is May. Sorry, I went real here with that one.
Speaker:They're cool.
Speaker:Smells on the show. Good.
Speaker:It just smells like shrimp desserts.
Speaker:Like pecan pie or pecan pie.
Speaker:Uh huh.
Speaker:Apricot, apricot pie.
Speaker:Pecan
Speaker:peak pecan pie.
Speaker:Well, let's assume. They say pecan pie.
Speaker:What do you say?
Speaker:Pecan it depends the context.
Speaker:When I say pie, I say pecan pie.
Speaker:Yes, I think I see pecan pie. Yeah.
Speaker:But if I'm talking about a handful of nuts, it's pecans.
Speaker:I'm eating pecans or meeting pecan pie.
Speaker:Weird.
Speaker:Yeah, that's really fucked up.
Speaker:Yeah, I can't explain it, but.
Speaker:I guess.
Speaker:I like saying pecan, but like pecan like.
Speaker:Right. Kind of making fun of it.
Speaker:Yeah, pecan pie.
Speaker:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker:Though on the old tongue job you're getting getting back.
Speaker:Schnoz is very sweet, very pecan
Speaker:pie, lots of vanilla towards the finish that tongue jabber.
Speaker:What do you get.
Speaker:And I get a little banana in there little manner. Mm.
Speaker:Yeah you do.
Speaker:It's, it's almost like, you know, like therapy, like it has legs.
Speaker:It's, it's,
Speaker:it's delicious, it's warm,
Speaker:it has just enough sweetness, but it's not like a pastry.
Speaker:STOUT Yeah.
Speaker:It's not like a traditional one where it's like, oh, buddy.
Speaker:It does get better as it warms up. It does.
Speaker:I like it.
Speaker:It gets a little warmer.
Speaker:It's been sitting here for like 15, 20 minutes.
Speaker:Oh, I guess 30 minutes.
Speaker:Yeah. You get some pecans.
Speaker:I really I'm getting some coffee notes that I know aren't
Speaker:in the description, but I'm it's just the roasty ness of it.
Speaker:Maybe you're like the bitter from the dark chocolate.
Speaker:Maybe. Yeah, I, I'm getting sweet.
Speaker:Like, I'm not picking out individual fudge and caramel
Speaker:would have been like this sweetness that it gives off.
Speaker:And this is just a real nice sipper at the end of the night there.
Speaker:I'm going to have to look for another one.
Speaker:It would be really fun if they did a whole series because the cancer is.
Speaker:It's pretty bad as.
Speaker:A magazine.
Speaker:When Nick sat on the counter, he was like, What the fuck is that?
Speaker:That's the coolest cameo ever seen.
Speaker:What beers this then. Then he fell asleep.
Speaker:Probably and I. Dick Yeah.
Speaker:Oh, Maggie, I'm sorry.
Speaker:Here we. Go again.
Speaker:You go back to Dick. Sorry, Maggie, but hey.
Speaker:Oh. Deb. Yeah
Speaker:we you know we need on
Speaker:Deb's Dexcom is a picture of Nick with a dick drawing on.
Speaker:I've got probably hundreds.
Speaker:Oh, I'm. Sure you do. I got to scroll through the old phone.
Speaker:That could be like the highlight of the website.
Speaker:It could be it's Nick.
Speaker:So Nick gets famous, Nick.
Speaker:Because.
Speaker:It's about time he's.
Speaker:He's earned his fame. So.
Speaker:Well, thank you for this.
Speaker:Oh, of course. Delicious. Yes.
Speaker:All right. Some booze news.
Speaker:Get to the number of brewers notices issued by the US Department
Speaker:of the Treasury, Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau Bureau.
Speaker:That's a mouthful.
Speaker:Well, increased by 732 in 2022,
Speaker:which is the smallest increase since 2013.
Speaker:Basically, it's a long way of saying not
Speaker:as many breweries are applying to open for 23.
Speaker:In fact, it's the lowest amount since 2013.
Speaker:Feel like that makes sense.
Speaker:So we'll look at the financial climate we're kind of headed into next year.
Speaker:Is that right?
Speaker:So the breweries are closing, not a lot of opening with it.
Speaker:It might be a little bit of a of a reckoning of the craft brew,
Speaker:craft beer world.
Speaker:A plateau, maybe not a reckoning.
Speaker:So much more of a plateau.
Speaker:No, I think I've had a lot closures like phantom carriage and torrent.
Speaker:I feel like you guys have so much still.
Speaker:Are still open. Just they don't have a location. They're still brewing.
Speaker:I saw on the ground. Where the hell are they brewing?
Speaker:I don't know. But they don't have a physical taproom.
Speaker:They're just doing online sales right now. So it's really glad to see that.
Speaker:Oh, me too. There. Oh, my God. There.
Speaker:I feel you guys have so many breweries.
Speaker:Like, way too many that.
Speaker:Yeah, we have a lot out here.
Speaker:It's almost like a like a tournament, like a Mortal Kombat
Speaker:who's going to stay alive, you know, and Mortal Kombat.
Speaker:Yeah, yeah. Well, and now you just have to be good.
Speaker:That's the bottom line.
Speaker:It's. There's no longer.
Speaker:Can you say we have beer, you know. Yeah.
Speaker:And that's what I
Speaker:honestly I think that's what I like, like Milwaukee prides itself on basically
Speaker:is all the breweries that are around, they make really good beer.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You know, and I think that's yeah.
Speaker:That's why they're staying around. Yeah.
Speaker:Some good news because fuck dry January
Speaker:the number of dry January January participants.
Speaker:Yeah you will.
Speaker:Be easy for me to say dropped this year
Speaker:from 19% of drinkers last year to 15% of drinkers.
Speaker:So 4% are not participating.
Speaker:I think Noubar was one of those.
Speaker:He's moist January.
Speaker:Moist January. So oh Christ.
Speaker:This turned into an ism.
Speaker:Our podcast.
Speaker:Some people find it cringe.
Speaker:Some people find a way to.
Speaker:Say what I'm getting way more ripped
Speaker:drinking beer this year than I ever have before.
Speaker:I'm making up for all the idiot to do dry January.
Speaker:I got to keep these breweries going one year at a time.
Speaker:We do our part. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker:You got to drink the charity.
Speaker:You know, trying to do my part of.
Speaker:Trying to keep people in business, right?
Speaker:Yeah. I don't want these good ones to go out of business.
Speaker:I'm just trying to help idiots. Yeah.
Speaker:Here's how much alcohol your government says you should drink.
Speaker:And this is per country. This is.
Speaker:This is classified, negative based.
Speaker:The the standard drink is
Speaker:my the standard drink
Speaker:is a 12 ounce 5% beer, an
Speaker:eight ounce 7% malt liquor, a five ounce 12% wine
Speaker:or a one and a half pounds, 40% spirits, basically a shot.
Speaker:They get you that and dare if you ever if you've ever taken a dare class.
Speaker:That's they they teach you that. Exactly.
Speaker:So so that's the standard.
Speaker:So in the U.S., the standard is two drinks
Speaker:for males, one drink for females per day.
Speaker:That is discriminatory and garbage.
Speaker:Sexist. That's bullshit.
Speaker:But is Chile coming in hot?
Speaker:Five for males, four for females.
Speaker:I do.
Speaker:Here it is hot in Chile.
Speaker:This is a weird one.
Speaker:Spain for four males, two and a half for females.
Speaker:Oh, shit, Walter. Right.
Speaker:The Netherlands.
Speaker:Kind of boring over there. One each, at least.
Speaker:That's fucking. Equal. That's true.
Speaker:What else do we have?
Speaker:Belgium.
Speaker:This is very not equal for male two for female How dare you?
Speaker:South Korea.
Speaker:Five for males. One for females.
Speaker:Yeah, two and a half not far.
Speaker:Why don't they just do, like, fractions, like 2 to 1?
Speaker:Yeah, that's two countries in a row.
Speaker:Yeah. Two, two, one. Exactly.
Speaker:And I think the most equitable country on this list, there's more.
Speaker:But these are the fun ones Australia for each.
Speaker:Get ripped.
Speaker:Equality. Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah let's go. Yeah.
Speaker:Get a.
Speaker:Maybe. Yeah.
Speaker:All all our Australian friends. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker:Wasn't it a shitty word. A word.
Speaker:That was so. Shitty dude.
Speaker:You were Shannon.
Speaker:That was like it was me.
Speaker:I was like, it's never a real. Word, so.
Speaker:I just want to say I'm on like 125 word streak right now.
Speaker:I don't want to brag because I don't know if that's good.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I forget every now and then.
Speaker:What does this streak mean?
Speaker:Like how many days in a row you got the word, right?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Oh, Matty was stupid.
Speaker:I was like, Who's ever said Matty without? Yeah.
Speaker:I wonder if it's because I just haven't, like, played certain days as I'm
Speaker:because I haven't gotten any.
Speaker:What's your streaks.
Speaker:Says 28 but we play almost every day.
Speaker:Maybe you forgot a day 29 days ago because I forgot one a few days ago.
Speaker:Two of mine says my current six four.
Speaker:Oh, okay, that makes sense. All right, fair enough.
Speaker:Yeah, we play almost every day. We do. I'm a loser.
Speaker:I wake up and I just can't wait to play.
Speaker:Same I. Usually am.
Speaker:I can't do when I first wake up.
Speaker:I'm way too fucking tired for that. But I'm usually excited.
Speaker:I just sometimes I get busy and I forget and then they go, Oh, it's Midnight Park.
Speaker:Well, you're a big deal.
Speaker:I, I'm kind of a big deal.
Speaker:Well, anyway, with this one, we, I don't think we've had a list yet in 2023.
Speaker:So for Flex, here's a list.
Speaker:The love list. Me two.
Speaker:The 15 best triple New England style hit slash hazy opus of. 22.
Speaker:I feel like I can tell you the top five breweries that are going to be out here.
Speaker:Wasn't the last one of the last list that you had.
Speaker:So I was listening to the one of the last shows
Speaker:for the new year, right after right of at the New Year.
Speaker:Beer girl Melissa was on. Oh, yes.
Speaker:And the top style was like a triple IPA.
Speaker:That's right.
Speaker:So this is interesting.
Speaker:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker:I feel like tree house, evil twin
Speaker:like that.
Speaker:Well, I've done my best to not look other than the.
Speaker:Yeah, those are my guesses though.
Speaker:Let's see, it's a number of 15 other half brewing all year.
Speaker:Out to JFK in the clouds that has a 4.53 number.
Speaker:14 other half brewing more Citra than all.
Speaker:Citra or Epiphany
Speaker:number 13. This is a funny one.
Speaker:I think Nicole will appreciate this cloud what her brew co troubles chance.
Speaker:Oh, my God, that's the best I got.
Speaker:Can anyone please send that to me, please?
Speaker:Nick and I call each other shovel.
Speaker:That is 10% nice.
Speaker:10% 4.47.
Speaker:I knew you were four.
Speaker:.47. Shovel. Wow.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Well, that is my favorite Taylor song, isn't it?
Speaker:Anytime I hear the real song, I think you guys troubles.
Speaker:Yeah. Favorite Taylor song is style 100%.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Number 12 other half brewing fourth anniversary
Speaker:resurrected eighth anniversary edition to the Met.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:I number 11 enter the fog dug by monkish brewing company
Speaker:number ten parish brewing company Holy Ghost Number nine, monkish brewing.
Speaker:No sleep means insomnia. Hmm.
Speaker:Number eight, root and branch brewing.
Speaker:The theory and practice of oligarchy.
Speaker:I've heard like, really good chapter 11.
Speaker:Really good things about those guys. Root and branch.
Speaker:I have not had anything from them.
Speaker:Nor have I.
Speaker:Yeah. Number seven. Oh, good God.
Speaker:Fighting's Brewing Company and M
Speaker:four and M four and M the letters.
Speaker:And I don't, I'm mad at you for making that the name of your beer
Speaker:number six root and branch again with drawing the line.
Speaker:Number five, monkish brewing with
Speaker:I guess it must be like fog it's effects guy.
Speaker:Okay that's. Hot.
Speaker:Daddy number four other half brewing.
Speaker:Oh, adios ghost number three monkish
Speaker:with a do do number two
Speaker:fighting's brewing company again with triple Jasper.
Speaker:What did you say would be all over the list?
Speaker:Which I. Apparently, I was wrong.
Speaker:No. What were you. Saying?
Speaker:I said tree house and a trio and one evil twin.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:And they are evil to it now. I'm surprised there's no evil.
Speaker:Yeah, because they're usually all on these lists.
Speaker:New York, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yes.
Speaker:And so, number one,
Speaker:Biden's brewing company once again with triple Jasper with Nelson.
Speaker:So they were one, two and two.
Speaker:Yeah, it was kind of number two is triple Jasper.
Speaker:Number one, it's triple Jasper with Nelson. It's like, All right, guys.
Speaker:Well, that's because of Nelson's awesome.
Speaker:It's the full Nelson. Full Nelson. Yes.
Speaker:I tell you, the first time I ever had Nelson in a beer
Speaker:was this beer called Nelson the Greeter.
Speaker:This is my favorite story ever, garbage.
Speaker:And I was like, I'm Nelson.
Speaker:Officers must be disgusting.
Speaker:And I avoided them for a long time.
Speaker:And then I had a beer with Nelson and I was like, Oh, this is really good.
Speaker:Maybe it was just that beer that was garbage.
Speaker:And it turns out it was just that beer that was.
Speaker:No, that's great.
Speaker:And that's crazy and sucks. Are you?
Speaker:Because the first beer I ever had Nelson in it, like, blew my mind,
Speaker:like, make us make this hop in every beer.
Speaker:Yeah, it's a really good hop.
Speaker:But thanks to Nelson, the greeter, I had no idea for years.
Speaker:So good.
Speaker:So that list, you know, didn't make me so mad, except
Speaker:for the fact that there were three breweries.
Speaker:Felt like three.
Speaker:I think it was three.
Speaker:Yeah, not. Not Fontana. Jim, Matt.
Speaker:I'm too tired and relax.
Speaker:All of. Us, to be.
Speaker:A. Mad right now.
Speaker:I don't have it in me. It's been a day.
Speaker:Yeah, but in.
Speaker:What was that.
Speaker:We're going to some music and we're also going to say, hi, Vanessa.
Speaker:I just.
Speaker:I'm not ready for the creepiness. But.
Speaker:I'm also.
Speaker:Keeping it nice and normal.
Speaker:Thanks for having me again, guys.
Speaker:Thanks for having I know you guys.
Speaker:Thanks for letting us have you write.
Speaker:Ooh, oh, meow, meow.
Speaker:Oh, okay. Creepy.
Speaker:And apologies again to Maggie for this show.
Speaker:It definitely took if she's.
Speaker:Listening. Maybe she's into it. I don't know.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I might I might be banned.
Speaker:Greg might read my contract.
Speaker:Tonight is why we can't have Deb and Cole in the same.
Speaker:Room together.
Speaker:Oh, yeah?
Speaker:Well, role of a new Instagram follower next week.
Speaker:Maggie. Maggie does beer.
Speaker:Yeah, ice cold beer. So
Speaker:if you.
Speaker:Freaks me a beer, please, please.
Speaker:Any who flex me a beer underscore is in between ice cold
Speaker:beer to ease on that beer.
Speaker:Then discord is after each word, of course.
Speaker:Craft beer, republic craft beer, About.com and a firefighter beer.
Speaker:It's 23372.
Speaker:Felix in an email it's male aircraft beer hokum I think that's everything.
Speaker:Happy February.
Speaker:Go get romantic or whatever for Valentine's Day.
Speaker:Well.
Speaker:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker:But most importantly, stay hydrated.
Speaker:And on that note.
Speaker:Goodnight everybody.