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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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"Grack Public Access."
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You're listening to "Grack Public Access" on 101.7 FM,
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the Grack here in Gragelton.
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I'm Todd Chesterfield, and I'm here with Parker Spoon.
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Hi, Parker.
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You know, I lost a lot of my energy
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because the audience didn't hear we had an exchange earlier.
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We did.
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Not like one of those gift-giving exchanges.
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It was like a verbal exchange.
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Yeah.
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And I am exhausted from it.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Parker.
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Did you want to take a little nap?
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No.
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Now that's insane.
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Yeah, it would be, especially where we are.
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I know.
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So do you want to tell them?
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Because this is--
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Oh, yeah, I should tell them.
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Yeah.
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All right, so this is episode five.
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And in this episode, we are here at Shane's Olive Shack.
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And we are sponsored by Doreen's Olive Hollow.
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So that's interesting.
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And our theme for this week is gym shoes.
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That was given to me by the radio station.
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That's lovely.
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So first of all, let's talk about--
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there's so much lovely stuff to unpack here
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that I'm no longer sleepy.
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Oh, good.
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I'm glad.
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Good morning.
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Good morning to you, Parker.
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Good morning.
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And I'm tipping my--
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I'm pretending that I have a hack that's one of those--
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they ever see back in the 1400s on the streets of London,
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there would be the people they'd say,
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"News of the day!"
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Oh, yeah.
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And they'd have the little--
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the cats.
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Like a page boy cat.
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They'd have the newspaper.
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Yeah.
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A new-- a newsy.
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They would call--
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The newsies.
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That's right.
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That's also a movie.
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I think.
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Yeah.
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Pretty sure that's a new--
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I wouldn't know.
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I wouldn't know about that.
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OK.
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Sorry.
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Listen, there's so much going on here.
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This place is pretty--
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I'm going to just--
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should I paint the seascape?
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Or should we--
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do you want to paint the seas--
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we talked about separating out who does the--
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you were going to talk about it,
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then I would tell you what colors.
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Oh, right.
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Well, why don't I paint some of the seascape
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and then you can color it in.
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OK.
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That's what we'll try.
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So let's--
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I'm going to close my eyes and tell--
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well, you point to me when you want me to tell the audience
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the color that everything is.
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Because that will be my--
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OK.
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For this episode.
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All right.
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So I'll point to you when that's ready.
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Well, let's see.
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Oh, gosh, the pressure.
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I'm not used to painting seascapes.
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Well, we're in Shane's Olive Shack.
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And it's kind of decorated a little bit like a shack.
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They have wood paneling on the walls.
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Although it's a little bit more reminiscent of your grandfather's
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basement kind of wood paneling.
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And there's just pictures of pimentos all over the place.
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Because Shane's Olive Shack is very pro pimento or pimiento,
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depending on how you want to pronounce it.
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There's stuffed pimentos on kind of just rustic benches.
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Because, again, going for the shack look, it's quite crowded.
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And we're sitting in the middle at a kind of a fold out Costco
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table because I brought it myself.
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And that's all I had.
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So just to add to that--
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and I'll just look at my notes in order--
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green, green again, green.
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Then there is a light blue, green.
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Right.
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And then beige.
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And beige would be the last one.
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Wow.
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So no brown and no red.
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Interesting.
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Yeah.
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So I would also like to say that we're
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talking about the grandfather's basement.
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Yeah.
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And that-- yeah.
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My grandfather's basement was--
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it was an earthen basement.
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Earthen?
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Like a dugout ground?
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Earthen.
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Like a gopher hole?
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And it was separate from the house.
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Yeah.
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And he never actually introduced me to it.
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But I stumbled upon it.
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When I-- because when I was--
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back then, they used to let you go out and explore the yard
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and everything.
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I remember that.
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And yeah.
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And one day, I was walking around out out the backyard.
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I went into the woods.
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And I took a turbo fall.
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I'm not going to lie.
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And I fell down this basement.
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And I remember just falling through down this tunnel.
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And it seemed like for ages.
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And then I finally--
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I hit the bottom of the tunnel.
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And now I know you're going to say that this is wild.
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But I saw a rabbit at the bottom of the tunnel.
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So I was going to ask you, Parker,
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if either one or two things happened, thing one,
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potentially, you fell into a well.
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Or thing two, did you read like Alice in Wonderland
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right before you went outside?
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So I knew you were going to say that because this is--
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you'd like to bring up stuff that is very embarrassing for me.
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Right.
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I guess that's-- you're a shocking person.
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Oh.
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Are you doing shock jock right now?
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Because it seems like it would be a good time to do shock jock.
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No, because I'm doing hurt jock right now.
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Oh, because you're hurt because of my response.
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I got it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, because as I was saying it the whole time,
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I said she's going to say the Lewis Carroll thing.
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She's-- and I know it's Lewis Carroll
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because that's--
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my grandfather had that book always on his desk.
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It would sometimes fall asleep reading--
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sometimes fall asleep reading.
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Right, like the thing that I just said.
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Yeah.
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So you're reading it before you went out.
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Let's just walk past this.
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OK, we'll just move right past this.
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All right, so why don't we move on to the news we've got
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this week in the Gazette.
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Say hi.
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Gave some-- there's someone I recognize.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let's say hi.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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No, it's a--
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because this is-- I'm pretty sure that this is the--
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this looks like the person that we thought was a--
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remember from another--
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I don't know if you remember this, but several weeks back,
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we were at a funeral party.
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Yeah, no, of course I remember.
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It was haunted.
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You owe me money for the stuff you brought.
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It was haunted.
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Well, that's the thing.
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I don't believe it was because I think
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that the person who owned the funeral
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part was standing back there in the audience.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's Linda.
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She's waving.
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Yeah, she's a ghost.
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I don't think she is because it looks like she's just waving
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to us and she's--
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Yeah, I'm alive.
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I don't see any kind of translusiveness or anything
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else I'm telling you.
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I think the wallpaper there might have been complex.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Yeah, I can't see through her at all.
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Everybody thinks that.
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Yeah.
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No.
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I mean, maybe one of us should go over there
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and just tap her something, ask her first.
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No, I'm alive.
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Tap on the shoulder and just see if the hand goes right
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through the shoulder or something.
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OK, I'll be right back.
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OK.
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Hold on a second.
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OK, I'll watch.
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I'm just going to take a walk.
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From a distance.
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Take a walk over here.
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Hi.
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She's not talking, but that doesn't mean anything.
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Yeah, that doesn't--
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Hey, look, I'm dead.
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I'm tapping just fine.
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Click, click, click on the shoulder.
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See?
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Hi.
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And she's swaying.
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Just look at a pat.
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Parker, try saying something to her.
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Try saying something.
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Like, how do you do?
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Do a fake tip of the hat and see if she does a fake tip
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of a hat right back.
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What are you doing?
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Is that a greeting?
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She's smiling.
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Oh, it's a grimace.
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There's fangs.
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No, they are--
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You're seeing stuff.
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There's no fangs.
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There's a pronounced K-19.
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You know, I can hear you.
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I'm right here.
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I'm going to walk my way through the crowd.
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There seems to be a crowd in front of us.
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Yeah, well, are you going to give me that money?
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Excuse me.
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Isn't that why we came over here?
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Yeah, listen, we decided to come here in prime time this time,
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instead of coming early in the morning,
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just so we could see a lot of people.
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And we thought we'd be a little bit more social-bulf.
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This way.
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But it's a bit more of a risk coming at such a busy time,
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of course.
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OK.
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So I'm going to be quiet now.
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And it's your turn to do your thing.
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All right, so let's do this week in the Gazette.
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Hold for bumper.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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The Gazette.
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All right, so I have some headlines from the Gackleton
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Gazette.
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And we'll just step through them.
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This is what's happening in Gackleton.
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We're just bringing you the news.
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Like, public access radio probably should.
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So the first headline we have is Local Man's Tomatoes
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Suspiciously Ripe, Neighbor's Demand Investigation.
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And that's right.
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It's really early in the year for completely ripe tomatoes,
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especially when this news came out a week ago.
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It's-- you know, Gackleton, it takes a while for them to ripen.
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And these tomatoes were already completely ripe.
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Should I talk now?
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Yeah, it's your turn, Parker.
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OK.
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Well, I love tomatoes.
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And I have no more commentary with this.
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Oh, OK.
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That's-- no, that's completely fair.
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I'm trying to be positive.
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I'm trying to be positive.
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Yeah, no, that's good.
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And in any kind of--
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you know, there's a war going on right now
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between the people who say that they're--
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what was the story?
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People said they were ripe or something?
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Yeah, they were suspiciously ripe.
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Well, there's a war going on right now,
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being fought in the alleys, in the tunnels,
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and the-- the-- the-- the burrows, and the mines,
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all around Gackleton, between these people
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and the-- the tomato guy.
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And I'm not going to be part of this.
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So I'm going to sit back, and I'm
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going to enjoy my chai latte that I'm drinking.
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And, you know, thank you.
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OK, good.
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I'm feeling good.
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And we're going to be friendly to this episode.
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We're taking no sides in this harpled battle.
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Yeah, well, I mean, I have to say,
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I haven't really taken a side myself,
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because I'm more of a potato file than a tomato file,
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even though they're both nightshades and everything.
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Yeah, I'm just going to leave this right here.
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I pretty much-- I don't have too many opinions
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when it comes to tomatoes.
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And I guess I'll probably just leave it at that.
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What-- why-- why are you making a listener?
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Parker has taken a swig of his beverage
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and is making a face.
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I don't-- I don't--
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I don't believe that was my beverage.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that was-- that was actually not-- that was a--
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well, that was--
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I shouldn't have made that face.
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It was a garlic-infused olive oil.
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That it seems to have--
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I seem to have digested a good half cup of it.
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Oh.
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And, you know, it was--
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I did not realize that I was--
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I had-- I had this here, and we'll just have to sit
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and see how I do.
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Yeah.
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So thank you.
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Oh, well, no problem.
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Yeah, you have to be careful when you're
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in any of these olive spaces, because there's
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a lot of olive oil around.
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And Shane's is no exception to having garlic infusion.
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In fact, I think it's part of the battle
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between Doreen and Shane is garlic infusion based.
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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
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And I'll be honest with you.
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And I know that--
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I know that, OK, Shane's back.
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Hey, you better not be just barely--
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He is shaking his fist.
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[LAUGHTER]
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He's-- Shane is a--
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he's a big fellow, isn't he?
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He is a very--
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yeah, very--
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I mean, very large personality as well.
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You're a pepper.
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Yeah.
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He seems like-- he's where?
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I said so that I can paint a little seascape for the listener
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here.
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He seems to be where-- he's wearing a--
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what are the things--
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the things called where they put the tie around the back
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of the neck, but there's also the front piece so that they
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can't spill grape juice and stuff on them?
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A bib?
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A bib.
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A bib.
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He's wearing-- he's wearing a--
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I think he's wearing a bib.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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That's what you call it.
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He's wearing a--
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what looks like a large--
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Say no baby bib.
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A large bib.
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And he has a--
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Oh, did I?
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--that thing that looks--
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almost like a bonnet, which I don't understand why he's
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trying to look like a--
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Oh, did I?
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He almost looks like-- you ever see that--
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the nursery rhyme version of Little Bo Peep?
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Because he also has the cane?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, like the sheep--
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the sheep herder.
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Because Little Bo Peep was a--
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herded sheep.
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And so--
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Yeah.
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--like a sheep king.
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You would know sexy if it slapped you on the face.
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He reminds me a little bit of Little Bo Peep, doesn't he?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, he-- wow, I'm not going to be
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able to get that out of my eye space,
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speaking of cones and rods.
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Yeah.
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He's like, caught a rod.
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Yeah, well, that's--
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I caught a rod.
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He's like-- he looks like a very large burly, let's say,
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version of Little Bo Peep, which is OK.
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Oh, totally.
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I mean, when you've named the--
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I don't think that's what it's--
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Sorry, sorry, Parker.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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OK.
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I'm so sorry.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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OK.
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OK, stop.
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Stop.
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We're going to--
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I'm so sorry.
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I am-- no, that is OK.
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OK.
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So we should-- so I--
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when this happens, we spoke about doing our little reset.
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Yeah.
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OK.
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So reset button, pushed.
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Did the-- yeah.
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It's like a virtual button, so it's like just a button
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inside my head.
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It's not a physical button like the bleep box.
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Oh, I should move the bleep box over.
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We didn't-- we didn't even need the bleep box.
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We didn't even need it yet.
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We are doing really good, Parker.
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We are-- the way of this is that this might be our best one yet.
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Yeah.
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OK.
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So anyway, Shane looks like--
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he looks like what I imagined to be a giant, wonderful
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version of himself.
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Yeah.
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Which I'm not sure if that's his intent to look like a fairy
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tale or not, but it's wonderful.
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Is little Bo Beep a fairy tale?
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I thought it was real.
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That's a good question.
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Well, I don't--
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I always thought it was a real person.
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I am a little Bo Peep, so like a historical figure, perhaps.
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Yeah.
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From, you know, I could--
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I'm not going to say no to that.
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Yeah.
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I always thought it was like a young person that
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lived in structure.
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I-- yeah.
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Well, so if it is, we have to be careful.
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Because Jen, when she--
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when she gave me the scolding after the incident
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at the funeral parlor, she said that if we ever
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bring up real people, we have to be careful.
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Because there's lots of--
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and she's made a big deal out of this.
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There's lots of crackleton people, lawyers, I guess now,
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in crackleton, who she said will--
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and she said they're going to sue that diaper right off yet.
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And I wasn't wearing a diaper.
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Sue the diaper right off yet.
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I know, but that sounds like Jen.
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Yeah.
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That's not-- like Jen would say that.
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Sounds like Jen.
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I mean, because Jen's not afraid of litigation.
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So she would totally be OK with saying something like that,
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even if it wasn't true.
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But I mean, we're afraid of litigation.
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I mean, she's afraid of us doing litigious things.
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But if she says the things, it's totally fine.
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That's what-- that's what I--
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that's the assumption I got anyways.
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But I'm not very good at these things.
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Yeah.
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Well, move on.
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We don't know about little book people or not.
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We don't.
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And--
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Yeah.
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But I'm pretty sure--
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We've got nothing about that.
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I'm pretty sure that little book people
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is a real person in Shropshire.
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No.
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No, no, no.
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OK.
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You know what?
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I'm going to--
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how about this?
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And I don't mean to get--
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they say you're not supposed to argue on these things.
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But how about if you want to keep going down this route,
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then I'm going to go and make friends with--
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what's his name?
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Shane.
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And then I will--
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you-- yeah, you do your show.
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And then, you know, I'm not going to say that I quit or anything.
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You're going to walk off the show right now
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when we've only done one news heading?
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We've only done one news heading.
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Is this-- OK.
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Then how about this?
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How about we-- we're not going to do the reset thing,
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because that's silly.
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Shane is beckoning me over.
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OK.
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I'm going to go over and see what he wants.
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OK.
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And then you do your news thing.
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And yeah, we'll be good from there.
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OK?
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No more.
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We'll call it a truce.
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All right.
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We'll call it--
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OK.
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We'll call it a truce, if that's what you need to do.
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OK.
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Trying to get through the crowd here.
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Sorry.
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OK.
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All right.
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So let's hear the second news story.
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It's hardware store owner changes hours.
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Entire town's schedule thrown into chaos.
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Yeah.
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That's right.
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I really wanted a hammer, and I couldn't go get a hammer.
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All right.
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Moving on to number three then.
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Corncake Bake Off sued for plagiarism by the Linford Town
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Corncake Bake Off.
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I don't know how to do this without Parker, though.
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And Parker's way over there.
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And it looks like Parker's drinking more olive oil
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and not enjoying it.
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So I'm more interested in the olive oil.
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But anyways, more litigious stuff in Gragleton around the--
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, thank you.
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OK.
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I'm getting back.
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I'm coming back.
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No, no, no.
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That's fine.
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That's fine, Shane.
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OK.
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OK.
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I'm back.
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I'm sorry about that.
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That's OK.
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I got through the other two news stories.
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I'm sure you did wonderful.
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Shane, apparently, is a very--
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he's a javial fellow.
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And he gave me a bunch of free samples that I did not want.
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And he's so happy that we're here.
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Hey, Shane.
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And I-- OK.
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Can we move on and just--
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We should move on.
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Call it-- can we hit reset or call it to start?
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Can we pretend this is the start of the show?
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Let's pretend.
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3, 2, 1, go.
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3, 2, 1.
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2, 1.
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1.
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OK.
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We're starting.
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We're restarting, but we're going to restart right at the ad
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point, because we're going to go to a friend of the show,
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has a thing to say about Doreen's "Olive Hollow," in fact.
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And then we'll be right back after that.
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Wonderful.
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Wonderful.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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This show is brought to you by Doreen's "Olive Hollow"
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in Gragleton.
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Doreen does not allow pimentos or pimeantos in any of her olives.
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That's right.
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Doreen will stuff her olives with anything
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except for those nasty, awful peppers that are not
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welcome in her store.
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In fact, nobody that even likes those kind of peppers
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outside of a olive or inside of an olive
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is welcome inside of her store.
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But you can find all of stuffed with all sorts of other things,
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everything from gobstoppers to garlic.
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That's right, gobstoppers to garlic.
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In fact, you might like her garlic stuffed olives that
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are never stuffed with garlic.
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In fact, Doreen says "FU" to any form of garlic,
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just like she says "FU" to any pimentos or pimeantos.
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So come down to Doreen's "Olive Hollow"
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unless you like pimeantos or pimentos.
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In that case, go to Shane's.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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We're at public access.
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All right, we're back.
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And you know a little bit more about Doreen's "Olive Hollow,"
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which is sponsoring the show, which is today happening
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at Shane's "Olive Shack," which is pretty much
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Doreen's main competitor in town.
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So I went back to go to the bathroom.
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And I walked into--
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I guess it was the storeroom.
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And it is-- the room back there is a place of memory
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and fancy.
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You should see this place.
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Wow.
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It looked-- remember I said earlier when I went down--
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I fell down the hole in my youth.
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Down the hole.
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Like you basically read Lewis Carroll before you went outside.
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That's not what happened.
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We're not going to get into litigation over this.
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So at one point, there was a giant--
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you ever see those?
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They used to make them.
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There were a wonderful toy from our youth.
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And it looked like a caterpillar.
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But when you squeezed it, the face lit up a little bit.
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Oh, yeah, a glow worm.
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A glow-- it was wonderful.
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So back when I was--
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but the best toy ever from my youth,
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I loved those things.
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Because you could snuggle it.
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And at the same time, it would act as a night light
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and it would act as--
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for several years, it was my only friend.
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It makes the ghosts go away.
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Moving on from that, we're not going to--
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Well, that's what it does.
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I mean--
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No, thank you.
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They didn't market it that way, but that's what it does.
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I still have one.
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OK, so remember, this is just a note that--
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Jen cut this out later on when you're cutting stuff out.
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Jen's not going to listen to us.
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Yes, she will.
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She's-- we're back on better terms.
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We're not going to talk--
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we said talk.
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We're not going to talk about vampires.
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We're not going to talk about werewolves.
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We're not going to talk about goblins.
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We're not going to talk about any kind of leprechauns.
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We're not going to talk about sprites.
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We're not going to talk about any kind of sea monsters.
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We're not going to talk about ghouls or ghosts.
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We're not going to talk about spirits or poltergeists.
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These are the things we don't--
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So we're only going to talk about real people
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like little bo peep in "Shropter."
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And we're not going to talk about anything litigious.
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So Jen, you can put this back in.
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We're starting again.
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Yeah, OK, let's start again.
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Oh, we have to talk about gym shoes at some point,
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because that's our theme.
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And we haven't even talked about gym shoes yet.
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OK, so I'm going to-- let me finish this up real quick.
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Back when I fell down--
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my youth, I fell down the hall and everything else.
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I went through a series of misadventures involving cards,
00:24:08.040 --> 00:24:10.160
but that's neither here nor there.
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And then at some point, there was a large glow worm
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that appeared to be smoking.
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It looked like a large metal.
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There was metal on it that had some kind of--
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it looked like an herb of sorts, an incense maybe.
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And he would smoke that.
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And there'd be bubbles and all this crazy stuff.
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It was a misadventure.
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And anyway, Shane back in his room had one of those.
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And he was smoking, smoking so much.
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I said, you shouldn't smoke.
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Your lungs will not be happy.
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And he just-- he hugged me and patted me on the back.
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Oh, that's really--
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He still backed me down, I think.
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That's quite nice.
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That's quite nice.
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I know what those things are.
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They're really close to a word I'd have to bleep, though.
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So I'm not going to say it.
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OK, OK, so our next segment is a new segment on the show.
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So Jen, add a new bumper.
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Hold for bumper.
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Hold for new bumper.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ask us.
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Ask us stuff.
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Please?
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Please ask us.
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So this is Ask Parker and Tog.
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Ask Parker and Tog.
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So we got some questions to the show,
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because now we're getting questions, I suppose,
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to our answering machine.
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Oh my goodness, OK.
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I am-- well, this is great.
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I'm going to sit back in my snotty shirt
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and answer the questions.
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All right, so I'm just going to get out my other tape player
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here, and I'm just going to play what went on our answering
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machine, because Jen made the tapes for that.
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So here's our first question.
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Our first question comes from--
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I have it written down--
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Rickland Pi, spelled P-Y-E.
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Rickland Pi.
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And the question here--
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Rickland Pi.
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Wonderful.
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So I'll just play it here.
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[BEEP]
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How do you both feel about wearing hats?
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Oh, that's interesting, because we were talking about hats.
00:26:19.240 --> 00:26:22.640
But you were wearing a fictitious hat, like a not real hat.
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Like a not real hat, yeah, because I don't wear it in real life.
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I would never wear a hat.
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Never wear it.
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A million billion billion years ago.
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My mom used to tell me, and she still does,
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that the only thing about me that is worthwhile is my hair.
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And she said that I talk about not wanting anybody
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to see my face, because I am--
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well, I have a fictitious say that I have a face that only
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my mother could love.
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Um.
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[HORN HONKING]
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[HORN HONKING]
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Yeah, OK.
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All right.
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[HORN HONKING]
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I-- hopefully Rickland didn't send us this question on purpose.
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Yeah.
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But you know what?
00:27:22.040 --> 00:27:26.560
Your fictitious hat that you mimed at the beginning of this episode,
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it looked really fantastic on you, Parker.
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I wish I could wear a face hat.
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You wish you could wear a fake hat?
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A face hat.
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A hat to cover my face.
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Oh.
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I see.
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It's fudging horrible.
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Yeah.
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It's a fudging--
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Oh, let me--
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Fudging piece of fudge.
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[BEEPING]
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Fudging piece of fudge.
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Yeah.
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I got-- hey, there's everybody--
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Hold on.
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I'm so fed up at this point.
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Is everybody happy to see me?
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Is everybody happy?
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This is me.
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I am not entertained at my face.
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Not really.
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Just stop it.
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I'm sick of it.
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Why are you yelling?
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I'm sorry about that.
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I just-- you can bleep that whole thing out.
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I'm sorry, Todd.
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I didn't mean to ruin your show.
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No, you didn't ruin it.
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That's OK.
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Um.
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OK.
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The people are not happy to see me either there.
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We really don't care.
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Yeah, I know.
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I mean, they're shouting stuff.
00:28:26.560 --> 00:28:28.560
We don't know the hell you are.
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I don't know if I can pay the seascape for the audience,
00:28:30.560 --> 00:28:34.560
but there are several people right now who were not happy to see me,
00:28:34.560 --> 00:28:37.560
and they seem to not like me very much.
00:28:37.560 --> 00:28:40.560
I think they just wanted to get their olives and go.
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Perhaps I am making a--
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making a mountain out of a hole in my-- the yard.
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So thank you.
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Yeah.
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We'll continue.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was just a puddle.
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Um, I only wear top hats.
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Question two.
00:28:56.560 --> 00:29:02.560
Would you ever sample something out of one of the bins at bulk bins?
00:29:02.560 --> 00:29:06.560
Say if Dan wasn't looking at that particular time
00:29:06.560 --> 00:29:09.560
and you wouldn't get caught?
00:29:09.560 --> 00:29:13.560
And this was sent in by Anonymous, not on our answering machine.
00:29:13.560 --> 00:29:18.560
This was a letter that was sent in, which is a good question.
00:29:18.560 --> 00:29:20.560
I've thought about it all the time.
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I think about it every time I go into bulk bins.
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I mean, I'm the biggest fan, I think, of bulk bins is me, Tog.
00:29:29.560 --> 00:29:35.560
The second you walk inside, well, first of all, you're Tog, not me.
00:29:35.560 --> 00:29:36.560
Yeah, I'm Tog.
00:29:36.560 --> 00:29:38.560
Yeah, I'm Tog.
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Yeah.
00:29:39.560 --> 00:29:41.560
Yeah, but you called me Tog just then.
00:29:41.560 --> 00:29:44.560
No, I didn't.
00:29:44.560 --> 00:29:45.560
Yeah, well, play back the tape.
00:29:45.560 --> 00:29:47.560
Okay, play back the tape.
00:29:47.560 --> 00:29:48.560
Okay.
00:29:48.560 --> 00:29:49.560
Yeah.
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I didn't call you Tog.
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I called me Tog because I'm Tog.
00:29:53.560 --> 00:29:59.560
Jen, the producer here and it sounds like we're doing...
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No replay.
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I'm the biggest fan, I think, of bulk bins is me, Tog.
00:30:06.560 --> 00:30:09.560
All right, sorry there, Parker Buddy.
00:30:09.560 --> 00:30:13.560
It was pretty clear that Tog was referring to themselves.
00:30:13.560 --> 00:30:16.560
Let's listen to it one more time.
00:30:16.560 --> 00:30:21.560
It's me, Tog.
00:30:21.560 --> 00:30:23.560
All right, there you have it.
00:30:23.560 --> 00:30:25.560
Parker was wrong.
00:30:25.560 --> 00:30:33.560
The second you walk into bulk bins, Tog, is that you?
00:30:33.560 --> 00:30:34.560
Yeah, that's me.
00:30:34.560 --> 00:30:46.560
Your eyes light up like what kind of salt lights, salt lamps?
00:30:46.560 --> 00:30:47.560
Yeah.
00:30:47.560 --> 00:30:48.560
That's, you know that?
00:30:48.560 --> 00:30:49.560
Yeah.
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They're like...
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They're like orange though.
00:30:52.560 --> 00:30:56.560
You're saying that my eyes light up like orange lights?
00:30:56.560 --> 00:30:58.560
I mean, that sounds like a bit...
00:30:58.560 --> 00:31:03.560
We're not supposed to talk about vampires or specters or anything on this show.
00:31:03.560 --> 00:31:08.560
But that's making me sound a lot like a specter.
00:31:08.560 --> 00:31:15.560
Do you remember when Confession Time, okay, I don't know if there's confession music here.
00:31:15.560 --> 00:31:16.560
Maybe Jen will add some...
00:31:16.560 --> 00:31:17.560
Jen, can you put in confession music?
00:31:17.560 --> 00:31:18.560
I think Jen might add some...
00:31:18.560 --> 00:31:19.560
Yeah.
00:31:19.560 --> 00:31:34.560
Okay.
00:31:34.560 --> 00:31:40.560
When you first had me move in as a roommate, remember I was cooking a lot with the garlic
00:31:40.560 --> 00:31:41.560
and everything?
00:31:41.560 --> 00:31:42.560
Yeah.
00:31:42.560 --> 00:31:52.560
Because I was convinced for the first 48 to 72 hours that you were a vampire.
00:31:52.560 --> 00:31:55.560
Oh, that makes a lot of sense.
00:31:55.560 --> 00:32:00.160
And I tried to put that cook hat on you and you swatted away and started crying and ran
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:01.560
to your room and slammed the door.
00:32:01.560 --> 00:32:03.560
And I was like, why...
00:32:03.560 --> 00:32:06.560
It's like a cooking hat makes sense with somebody who does so much cooking.
00:32:06.560 --> 00:32:09.560
I thought it was a funeral garb that you had put on me.
00:32:09.560 --> 00:32:10.560
Right.
00:32:10.560 --> 00:32:11.560
We were trying to.
00:32:11.560 --> 00:32:13.560
You wouldn't let me get anywhere close to you.
00:32:13.560 --> 00:32:14.560
Yeah.
00:32:14.560 --> 00:32:15.560
Would not let you.
00:32:15.560 --> 00:32:16.560
I was not going to.
00:32:16.560 --> 00:32:21.560
There's one thing that I learned from my mom.
00:32:21.560 --> 00:32:29.560
It was if anybody tries to practice anything, a cult on you had been the opposite direction.
00:32:29.560 --> 00:32:30.560
Yeah.
00:32:30.560 --> 00:32:32.560
Go to the kitchen and cook with garlic.
00:32:32.560 --> 00:32:33.560
And so that's what you did.
00:32:33.560 --> 00:32:34.560
That's what I did.
00:32:34.560 --> 00:32:35.560
And here we are.
00:32:35.560 --> 00:32:36.560
And here we are.
00:32:36.560 --> 00:32:37.560
Best friends now.
00:32:37.560 --> 00:32:44.560
My eyes light up like orange specter eyes when I go into bulk bins and I look at those
00:32:44.560 --> 00:32:47.560
wonderful, wonderful bins.
00:32:47.560 --> 00:32:54.160
And, you know, I have to say question two triggers a lot for me because I really, really want
00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:57.560
to sample something out of the bins every time I go in there.
00:32:57.560 --> 00:33:03.560
I actually want to open every single bin and sample one thing out and see how fresh it
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is because it's always so fresh.
00:33:05.560 --> 00:33:07.560
And I never do that.
00:33:07.560 --> 00:33:09.560
I never do that.
00:33:09.560 --> 00:33:11.560
I would never do that to bulk bins.
00:33:11.560 --> 00:33:16.560
It has a sign right on the door that says do not sample anything or we will slam the top
00:33:16.560 --> 00:33:19.560
of the bin down on your fingers.
00:33:19.560 --> 00:33:20.560
Don't test us.
00:33:20.560 --> 00:33:22.560
We actually will do that.
00:33:22.560 --> 00:33:24.560
And I know that Dan will.
00:33:24.560 --> 00:33:26.560
Dan who owns bulk bins.
00:33:26.560 --> 00:33:31.560
I don't know if we're allowed to say this, but Dan's not a good person.
00:33:31.560 --> 00:33:32.560
What?
00:33:32.560 --> 00:33:35.560
As far as I can account.
00:33:35.560 --> 00:33:36.560
What?
00:33:36.560 --> 00:33:41.560
You got to do this like shock jock because this is a very shocking opinion to me.
00:33:41.560 --> 00:33:43.560
Dan's not a good person.
00:33:43.560 --> 00:33:46.560
How could you say something like that on this show?
00:33:46.560 --> 00:33:49.560
Oh, well, okay.
00:33:49.560 --> 00:33:53.560
I thought I was just trying to -- I'm joking.
00:33:53.560 --> 00:33:57.560
I was trying to get your goat.
00:33:57.560 --> 00:33:59.560
You got my goat.
00:33:59.560 --> 00:34:01.560
Good.
00:34:01.560 --> 00:34:03.560
Okay.
00:34:03.560 --> 00:34:05.560
Dan is one of the most --
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Okay.
00:34:06.560 --> 00:34:12.560
-- people there is to open such an establishment within Gragleton where you could go get things
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and bulk which are a really good price.
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Tog, Tog.
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Yeah, I was just -- I knew how much that you liked Dan.
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And I thought that I'd get you to do good radio because you've not been doing so good this show.
00:34:30.560 --> 00:34:35.560
And so I thought that I would try to get a rise out of you.
00:34:35.560 --> 00:34:37.560
Hold on.
00:34:37.560 --> 00:34:39.560
Do you see what's happening over there?
00:34:39.560 --> 00:34:43.560
I have to wipe off my face on the inside of my shirt for a second.
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I can't see anything.
00:34:45.560 --> 00:34:48.560
And I've got a lot of snob coming out of my nose right now.
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And it's very embarrassing especially since I'm in the middle of an eating establishment.
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And like I said, the phlegm doesn't go good with olives at all.
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And actually it's two very contrasting textures that don't go together.
00:34:59.560 --> 00:35:07.560
Actually just the thought of an olive with phlegm together in your mouth squatching together, it makes me --
00:35:07.560 --> 00:35:13.560
[coughing]
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Can we talk down if possible behind the counter because --
00:35:18.560 --> 00:35:22.560
Because Doreen is approaching.
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[coughing]
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What kind of honk was that? That was crazy.
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I think I'm better now.
00:35:34.560 --> 00:35:35.560
Oh my goodness.
00:35:35.560 --> 00:35:37.560
Sorry.
00:35:37.560 --> 00:35:41.560
Do we want to move this outside real quick? Can we get the set up and move outside?
00:35:41.560 --> 00:35:44.560
Yeah, let's move outside.
00:35:44.560 --> 00:35:45.560
Okay, hold on.
00:35:45.560 --> 00:35:47.560
Alright, let's collect all this stuff.
00:35:47.560 --> 00:35:54.560
Okay, how about we just -- do you want to just grab one end of the table and I'll grab my end of the table.
00:35:54.560 --> 00:35:57.560
And then we'll just carry the whole table out.
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Do you want to try doing that?
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Bye guys.
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Bye.
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We're going now.
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Bye.
00:36:03.560 --> 00:36:04.560
Love you.
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Love you.
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Okay.
00:36:06.560 --> 00:36:08.560
I like seeing Bob.
00:36:08.560 --> 00:36:12.560
I think she's going to like the place of Sunder.
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I think she's going to like the place of Sunder.
00:36:17.560 --> 00:36:19.560
Oh, you think that's what's happening?
00:36:19.560 --> 00:36:20.560
Yeah.
00:36:20.560 --> 00:36:22.560
I don't want to -- I thought it was --
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I don't want any parts of this.
00:36:23.560 --> 00:36:25.560
That's not olive oil then.
00:36:25.560 --> 00:36:27.560
That's not olive oil.
00:36:27.560 --> 00:36:29.560
I don't believe it is.
00:36:29.560 --> 00:36:34.560
I believe it might be some kind of whale oil or something that'll light a Sunder.
00:36:34.560 --> 00:36:36.560
Oh, you got the good one.
00:36:36.560 --> 00:36:41.560
Look at Shane's putting some of it in his hair to go -- he thinks it's olive oil,
00:36:41.560 --> 00:36:42.560
but it's not olive oil.
00:36:42.560 --> 00:36:43.560
Oh, gosh.
00:36:43.560 --> 00:36:44.560
Oh, boy.
00:36:44.560 --> 00:36:45.560
We should get out of here.
00:36:45.560 --> 00:36:47.560
Let's keep moving the table.
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We're outside now.
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Everybody, we're in front of the parking lot, and we're going to finish the segment,
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ask Parker and Tog with question three.
00:37:04.560 --> 00:37:09.560
The question three is, oh, it's one for me to play on a cassette tape.
00:37:09.560 --> 00:37:13.560
So this is a question from Barbara Ann.
00:37:13.560 --> 00:37:15.560
Barbara Ann, I'm just going to play it.
00:37:15.560 --> 00:37:19.560
Would you blame your dog?
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And that's it.
00:37:20.560 --> 00:37:28.560
That's -- I guess that's the whole message that was left, was just, would you blame your dog?
00:37:28.560 --> 00:37:37.560
I don't think that dogs have any kind of capacity for badness.
00:37:37.560 --> 00:37:45.560
So there was a movie that, you know, the movie I'm talking about, where they -- no dogs,
00:37:45.560 --> 00:37:47.560
they all go to heaven.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, so no.
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Yeah, you wouldn't blame a dog.
00:37:52.560 --> 00:37:53.560
No, that's stupid.
00:37:53.560 --> 00:37:54.560
That's stupid.
00:37:54.560 --> 00:37:59.560
Well, I don't think that dogs feel shame.
00:37:59.560 --> 00:38:05.560
So I wouldn't blame a dog because I don't think dogs feel shame, and that you should only blame
00:38:05.560 --> 00:38:13.560
someone if they feel deep, deep, deep, unrelenting shame in the cornerstones of their heart.
00:38:13.560 --> 00:38:15.560
Okay.
00:38:15.560 --> 00:38:19.560
So there's -- I think that there's a lot of implications that are --
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And that would be how you should feel about saying such things about Dan from Bulk Bins.
00:38:25.560 --> 00:38:30.560
Tog, listen, we're going to get through -- this is what we're going to do.
00:38:30.560 --> 00:38:31.560
Yeah.
00:38:31.560 --> 00:38:34.560
We're going to get through the -- we're going to get through the broadcast.
00:38:34.560 --> 00:38:35.560
Yeah.
00:38:35.560 --> 00:38:38.560
And then you and I, we're going to go.
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We're going to get some beautiful baked goods together.
00:38:43.560 --> 00:38:44.560
Right.
00:38:44.560 --> 00:38:45.560
Yeah.
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And we're going to talk this out.
00:38:46.560 --> 00:38:47.560
All right.
00:38:47.560 --> 00:38:50.560
And you'll see that I was just being -- I was being a silly goose.
00:38:50.560 --> 00:38:51.560
Okay.
00:38:51.560 --> 00:38:56.560
That sounds good, but because there's baked goods involved, and I like silly geese, just
00:38:56.560 --> 00:39:01.560
like little bo peep from Shropshire probably does as well.
00:39:01.560 --> 00:39:02.560
Okay.
00:39:02.560 --> 00:39:06.560
So I'm going to just -- we'll go to Add, and then we'll come back.
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We'll do our final segment, and then we get to end the show and go get the baked goods.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Okay.
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Wonderful.
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Go.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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[ Music ]
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>> Black public access.
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All right.
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We're back.
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We're back at Outside Shanes, all the shack.
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And our sponsor this week is Doreen's Olive Hollow, and our theme is gym shoes, which we've
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done some running this week.
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This show we've done running.
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That's all I have.
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I feel like we checked the theme, but there is just as --
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Yeah.
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So I'll quickly do the weather.
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[ Music ]
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Today's weather is brought to you by Doreen's Olive Hollow.
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We stuff hollow things with stuff.
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Get stuffed at Doreen's.
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This is our new tagline.
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Okay.
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[ Music ]
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If possible, could I do the weather forecast if that's all right?
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Of course, Parker.
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Go for it.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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Today's weather is, um -- well, suspect.
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What does that mean?
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Parker, I think that says sunny.
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Jen's writing is really bad.
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[ Music ]
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And that's the weather brought to you by Doreen's Olive Hollow.
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We heard you're going to do a show at Shanes, and we are going to sponsor that damn show.
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That's what I say, and I'm Doreen.
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Well, she did.
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[ Music ]
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Okay, we're back.
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So, you know what?
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I'm going to go.
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Well, if you could just speak to our demo person, because we've got a demo scheduled for next,
00:41:11.560 --> 00:41:13.560
I'm just going to run inside.
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I'm going to just run inside into Shanes' Olive Shack and see what's going on.
00:41:19.560 --> 00:41:23.560
And you're going to talk -- what I have down here on the Post-It.
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You're going to have fun with this with Jen, who has a demo for Doreen's Olive Hollow.
00:41:32.560 --> 00:41:33.560
What?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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There she comes.
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Oh, there she is.
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Okay, I'm going to just run inside.
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I'm just going to run inside.
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Now, Todd, Duncan.
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Yeah, no.
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Be safe.
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All right.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, Parker.
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How you doing?
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How you doing there, buddy?
00:41:48.560 --> 00:41:49.560
Hi, Jen.
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Jen, you missed a horrible, horrific experience.
00:41:54.560 --> 00:41:56.560
The entire thing was horrible.
00:41:56.560 --> 00:41:57.560
Yeah.
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I -- there were people who were -- we thought were poltergeist, that word.
00:42:01.560 --> 00:42:07.560
And there was, you know, there was lots of accusations flying around about Lewis Carroll
00:42:07.560 --> 00:42:09.560
and about Lil Bo Peep.
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Right.
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And there was a whole showing with the smoke.
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Okay.
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And he was parading around and pure what happened.
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And then there was --
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Hey, Parker, what?
00:42:19.560 --> 00:42:20.560
What?
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No, wait.
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Yeah, no, it was --
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Parker, I was just going to tell you, hey, buddy, I'm not your mom.
00:42:25.560 --> 00:42:29.560
You don't -- I was just going to -- I was just looking for a fine.
00:42:29.560 --> 00:42:35.560
However, you just mentioned -- and I do need some more details on that.
00:42:35.560 --> 00:42:36.560
No, thank you.
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Okay.
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I mean, I have more questions about that, but that probably will be a long story, too,
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imagine.
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Okay.
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All right.
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No, let's just -- we're not going to go through.
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No.
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Okay, well, let me just get set up here.
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So, I'm here on behalf of Doreen's Olive Hollow to give a demo of how Doreen makes a particular
00:42:58.200 --> 00:43:05.560
fancy dish at the Olive Hollow that's called Doreen's FU to the Pimiento, or Doreen's FU
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to the Pimento, depending on how you pronounce it.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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No.
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I'm not doing this.
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There's been too much dirtiness on this show already and too much horrible fill.
00:43:16.560 --> 00:43:18.560
Well, I actually said it the clean way.
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I said FU, not FU.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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I mean, that's what Doreen calls it in the shop is Doreen's FU to the Pimento, or Pimento.
00:43:27.560 --> 00:43:28.560
No, no, okay.
00:43:28.560 --> 00:43:29.560
We got us -- okay.
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First of all, your demo, you have little baggies of everything in front of you.
00:43:35.560 --> 00:43:36.560
Yes.
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I think this does not look professional.
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Why did you do that?
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they are they are ziplock baggies but it's full of garlic pretty much each one so if there are
00:43:45.040 --> 00:43:50.000
any vampires around here you don't need to worry because there is so much garlic in these bags
00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:56.320
I mean it was tough to drive over here let me say uh so I mean it's like garlic wrapped and
00:43:56.320 --> 00:44:01.200
garlic wrapped and garlic wrapped and garlic wrapped and garlic wrapped and garlic garlic acids
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okay this is gonna sound a while um but this may
00:44:07.520 --> 00:44:15.120
not be a bad idea um so uh I don't I hate to betray somebody that I love
00:44:15.120 --> 00:44:20.880
but I'm pretty sure that talks a vampire oh the orange eye thing
00:44:20.880 --> 00:44:30.560
yeah yeah right 90 yeah right isn't that weird the orange the the okay god I feel like we're
00:44:30.560 --> 00:44:38.000
bonding over this yeah um so like uh talk talk they just they ran into the building right and it was
00:44:38.000 --> 00:44:44.720
like they had some kind of uh shimmer about that oh yeah it's super weird yeah like I can't even figure
00:44:44.720 --> 00:44:54.400
out a pattern though for like exactly how it works because I've seen it with uh coming over to drop
00:44:54.400 --> 00:45:00.400
off cassettes and stuff like which I kind of thought it might have been like when Tog is really
00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:07.600
into something like the bulk bins and like that's where I've seen it and and with like maybe some
00:45:07.600 --> 00:45:13.760
kind of weird attraction but then coming over to the crack dropping off tapes definitely no
00:45:13.760 --> 00:45:22.400
attraction there and yet a little bit of glowing I mean what gives one time um when they were vacuuming
00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:30.080
in the apartment um uh their shadow I think their shadow moved different than their arm you've
00:45:30.080 --> 00:45:34.960
seen the movie how that they they're sitting there but then the shadow makes like a mischievous move
00:45:34.960 --> 00:45:41.600
yeah um but I think that's from the disco ball anyway I think that's from the disco ball well
00:45:41.600 --> 00:45:47.120
they're in fairness there's lots of different angles of like yeah um yeah I'm pretty sure that's
00:45:47.120 --> 00:45:54.240
just the disco ball on that one so fair fair point I'm I guess I'm just trying I'm I am right now
00:45:54.240 --> 00:46:00.160
trying to make arguments to prove a hypothesis right and um no you're scientific no I get it I
00:46:00.160 --> 00:46:04.160
get it you're scientific this is wonderful this has been nice so should I do something with this
00:46:04.160 --> 00:46:09.600
garlic crap yeah I think I should do something with the garlic crap uh right so Doreen's f*ck you
00:46:09.600 --> 00:46:16.960
to the pimento uh it's just okay yeah oh boy keep it just get can you go and not say that again
00:46:16.960 --> 00:46:22.880
I mean remember we bond it so I mean you should be kind of a little bit more on board
00:46:22.880 --> 00:46:29.440
with it it's just the name yeah it's just the name um all right so the one thing that Doreen
00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:39.520
wanted to say is f*ck you to Jarlik god right like god in heaven I'm so sorry god in heaven no no Jarlik
00:46:39.520 --> 00:46:46.000
anywhere in sight this is all garlic that is being like basically ripped out of the ground and pulverized
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:53.040
with Doreen's great big mitts that's what she calls her hands and she just pulverizes it she sips on it
00:46:53.040 --> 00:46:59.040
she warms it up sometimes before she pulverizes it she says that's an important part of the
00:46:59.040 --> 00:47:05.120
process and she basically just layers garlic garlic garlic garlic on top of it uh dumps a whole
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bunch of olives and a great big thing of like basically garlic oil which is no oil like there's
00:47:11.920 --> 00:47:18.560
no olive oil it's just oiled garlic like apparently you can squeeze oil out of a garlic and she does
00:47:18.560 --> 00:47:26.960
that and uh that's basically it uh she then gems a whole bunch of garlic on the inside of this uh
00:47:26.960 --> 00:47:33.040
and then she sprinkles a whole bunch of garlic powder on top uh she basically takes every different
00:47:33.040 --> 00:47:39.600
way you can prepare garlic uh jams it on this olive uh which i'm just doing right here with my
00:47:39.600 --> 00:47:44.560
hands i'm not putting it under my butt so i figure that part's already being done till i like warm it
00:47:44.560 --> 00:47:54.720
up so i'm not gonna do that or you're crying what's going on i feel like i feel like i feel like
00:47:54.720 --> 00:48:01.200
i have the trait talk yeah i mean we probably did a little bit of that together you and me
00:48:01.200 --> 00:48:10.320
i i've i've told their dark secret what's dark the shimmery thing that's a secret i mean i've
00:48:10.320 --> 00:48:24.720
been telling everyone so okay um let's let's just um let's let our uh let's let our um our um let's
00:48:24.720 --> 00:48:33.040
let our um let's let our bloodthirsty friend uh yeah come back because oh the hypothesis of the whole
00:48:33.040 --> 00:48:39.440
vampire thing i got it yeah the shimmery thing's not a secret uh no one's heard about that
00:48:39.440 --> 00:48:46.080
the the shadow dancing thing but i think that's just a disco ball um yeah you kind of betrayed talk
00:48:46.080 --> 00:48:52.240
okay you pretty much betrayed because i'm not gonna cut any of this out wait we're not yeah you are uh
00:48:52.240 --> 00:49:00.960
i am going to uh listen nobody comes between me and my friends do you understand that uh do you
00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:08.160
understand that jindahan yeah uh nobody comes between me and my friends okay no i if this this is
00:49:08.160 --> 00:49:13.440
oh you have to you're reading this 1040 hi you got a weird look in your eye right now buddy
00:49:13.440 --> 00:49:24.720
okay yeah well i had a lot of oil today and i feel like it's revved me up like a hot rod yeah no i i see
00:49:24.720 --> 00:49:34.160
oh my goodness gracious okay well look i sound oh i see i see talk over there right now so uh i'm
00:49:34.160 --> 00:49:39.600
just gonna wrap up i'm gonna grab my my thing that i think that was probably sufficient turning
00:49:39.600 --> 00:49:45.280
over okay i'm on my i'm on my way out all right see you later buddy i'll just actually i'm gonna wait
00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:49.600
over there for the tapes because you guys should probably almost be done i'm sorry i hope i didn't
00:49:49.600 --> 00:49:54.560
hurt your feelings with the hot rod oh no no somebody of your stature absolutely can't hurt my
00:49:54.560 --> 00:50:08.000
feelings okay okay uh well okay bye wow okay yeah i think she's my friend yeah um i just uh i just
00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:12.320
got back here she's just standing over there watching us i guess waiting for the tapes yeah
00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:21.280
yeah okay great all right you know we saw a uh demo with uh different types of uh uh uh garlic
00:50:21.280 --> 00:50:28.720
yeah it still smells like garlic around here yeah it does doesn't it why are you looking at me like
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that okay um let's end the program yeah we should end the program uh so the demo's over we're pretty
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much done now so we can just uh wrap it up and then give the tapes to Jen she's tapping her watch so
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i want to get out of here yeah okay and then um i don't know why you're looking at me like that parker
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nope nope no when we walk to the bakery we're gonna take a little detour um there's a uh
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you know st gabriel's church is on the way so uh we're gonna walk through the shadow of that because
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you know that's that'll be good for us okay i don't i don't know what that means okay wonderful okay
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um so this has been our program and uh oh my gosh i'm just taking your part yeah yeah no that's okay
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