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This beer is good, by the way. Damn, I miss sours.

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I have a sour too. Oh, look at us. What a sour. Show. Hashtag Twinsies.

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Welcome in everybody. It's the craft beer republic.

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Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining.

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I am Greg, and I'm being joined by the man who's definitely built

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for comfort. And that is Flex. What's up, big fella?

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Uh, hanging on, man. Looking forward to a solid show, I

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hear. I don't read what you send me. I apologize, but I hear we got

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we got a lot of stuff to. We have tons of stuff.

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Like too much stuff. We're gonna jam it all in,

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like a impacted filling. Or. Like, so unattractive.

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PB and J sour. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be a sour show.

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Oh, man. Well, welcome in everybody. Like I said, thanks for drinking.

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Thanks for joining. This is The Craft Beer Republic,

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the number one rated craft beer podcast that has never listened to by

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my wife. So you've you've made it. You texted me that this morning and

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I actually laughed after reading the message. That was hilarious.

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I was like, if Flex laughed, maybe it's worth repeating. Yeah.

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Uh, and shout out to our top listing city of the week and

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that's Los Angeles. I'm glad you guys are listening.

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And I love you guys and I support you guys. An entire city full of angels.

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Who knew? What can I say? If you've ever had the tacos down

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there, you know why they put. Angels in the tacos? Wait, that.

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That made it sound gross. Uh, no. They're all angels.

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Making taco like nothing better than tacos in LA. Okay. I think. Yeah.

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It probably didn't come across as how I meant it to great food

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in Los Angeles. I would segue from that pretty quick.

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Find us. On. The socials. @CraftBeerRepublic @Flex_me_a_beer

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Underscores in between. Super smooth. Great. Good job. No one noticed.

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Uh, like Flex alluded to. Super solid.

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Lots to get to, multiple voicemails. Uh, Chew was meeting up with some of

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our friends. There's a hunt for Flex. Apparently, he's missing some booze

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news to get to, some anniversary parties, some drinking. So much shit.

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So I should stop wasting time. And if you don't mind,

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I'm gonna just crack one open. I Love My Beer. I Love My Beer.

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Out of my way! I Love My Beer! Ooh! Tart. I am drinking Blue Owl brewing.

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Who we talked about a couple weeks ago in the news. Uh TropĂ­cal Brut.

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Passion fruit and guava sour ale. Ooh.

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Who we all know how I feel about guava in my sours. Love it.

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7% has a 3.81 and untapped out of 2100 ratings. Wait, you said 7%.

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7%. Wow. Yeah. Which, let me tell you,

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I've had this beer before. We brought it back from a trip.

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Uh, doesn't doesn't taste like 7%. It's very, uh, very sneaky.

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I don't see anywhere on the can to actually back that up.

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Oh, here we go. The cans is 6.7%. Okay, so the listing is a little off,

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but 6.7%. Uh, all it says is passion fruit

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and pink guava sour dry ale. So there you go. Right on.

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Hence the fruit. Hence the Brut. Uh, on the schnoz. Excuse me?

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The nose buds. You get a little bit of that fruit

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coming through, especially the guava. Uh, but let me tell you, it's

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that sour funkiness that's really coming through that I can't put my.

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I don't know how to explain it, but, you know, when you're drinking

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a sour. It smells sour. Yeah. It's just like it smells sour.

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Exactly. All right,

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here's the Tongue-jobber. Woo! This bad boy is deliciously tart.

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Fruit up front. Very dry Brut like finish. Yeah.

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Uh, this. I can't believe this is almost 7%.

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I know I've had it before, but I didn't realize how strong

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it was. Uh, this is delicious. I picked it out. It's so funny. We.

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We had no idea what each other was drinking on the show.

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Spoiler alert, they're both sours, and, uh, I picked it out because

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it's fucking balls out today. Like, summer is like, hey,

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I'm here, motherfucker. And, uh. It's kind of jealous.

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Today was the hottest day in Milwaukee in, like,

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I don't know, all year so far. Like, we've had a shit ass summer.

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So it's not summer, technically, but. Yeah. Yeah. Close. Like a shit ass.

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Late spring, beginning to June. So what's hot right now?

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Uh, it was 82 today. Okay. Yeah, it was, uh, 89 here. Yeah.

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That's warm. Just sweat my balls off. I wanted something refreshing.

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This fucking nailed it. Uh, something else I saw about

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this beer on the untapped thing. It said 60 SU.

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I was like, what the fuck is SU? Uh, so I looked it up.

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Apparently, it's souring units. Interesting.

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I've never heard of it. Yeah. Uh, so I did more souring units.

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Research says it's not an official thing like IBUs, but some brewers

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and beer lovers use Sour Units to describe how puckering a beer is.

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It's basically a fun way to rate sourness.

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Kind of like Scoville units for spicy food.

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The real science behind it, it's all about acidity and pH.

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The lower the pH, the more sour it tastes.

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So next time someone says a beer has high sour units, they just mean it'll

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make your face do that sour face. So then it's a low pH. Yes.

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Lower the pH. The more sour it tastes.

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Okay, so there you have it. I'd never.

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Yeah, I'd never heard Suse before or Sour Units.

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So look at you getting all sciency nerd shit. Uh. All right.

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What's even nerdier is that you probably loved looking it up,

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too. A little bit. That's why I love you. Yeah.

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I was like, I gotta figure this out because I could have just said, ah,

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Suse probably stands for Sour Units, but who cares? My little nerdy Greg.

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That's me. Uh. All right, like I said,

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lots to get to. Um, I dude, we finally had our first

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wakeboard trip of the season last weekend. That's exciting. Yeah.

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It's good. Good wakeboard sesh. New boat. Well, new to us. Boat.

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So that was great. Um, did a little wine tasting,

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as per usual. Because, um. Why wouldn't you when you're in

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the area? Yeah, especially when we got all

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those memberships and it's usually free or close to it.

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Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah. Uh,

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no beer stops while we're up there. You know, a lot of times we'll stop

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at like there's not exist on the way back, but we had something to

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get to and time was of the essence. So. Sucks for me. Yeah.

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At least you had fun. Yeah. Good trip though.

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But I did do some beer research over the weekend.

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Topa Topa had their 10th anniversary party.

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We talked about it on the show. Congrats.

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Yeah, congrats to Topa Topa. Congrats to Cambria, as well as

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their, um, events coordinator, Emily. Great event.

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Uh, they were nice enough to put me on the VIP list, which. Well.

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Yeah, which was kind of funny because I was like,

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I don't know what that means. And so I showed up and we bought

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our beers, and I saw this table off to the corner after we

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already got our beers. And I just walked up and I said, hey,

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because they're handing out lanyards. And I was like, hey, um,

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I was told I was on the VIP list. And I'm going to be real honest,

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I don't know what that means. And she goes, oh, okay.

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Well, you know, what's your name? She looks delicious.

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So yeah, sure enough, here you are. Here's your two passes.

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And I said, great, what is this for? And she goes, oh, you get two free

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beers. And I was like, oh, fantastic. Thank you so much.

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So yeah, it was very nice. I got a. We each got a couple of free

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beers out of it and uh, it was they had a 10th anniversary IPA.

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And look, I know I've been a bit of a haze for the last few

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months this year, basically. But, um, their 10th anniversary was

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a Westie, and it was really good. It was really hitting the spot

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the other day. Single steer. Single hop. No no no no no.

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Like single double triple. Oh, yes. Just an IPA. Okay.

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Um, and then the other one I got was their single hop IPA, which

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was all Nelson, I thought of you. I love that. Yeah, that was good too.

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So that makes my heart happy. Yeah. Uh. Great event.

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You know, they had some bands, some food,

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some vendors and that kind of stuff. We had to leave a little bit early,

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uh, for some family shit, but, uh, glad we got to hang out for

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a few hours before we had to do all that annoying stuff.

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So, uh, cheers to Topa Topa. Um, all right,

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I alluded to this before. People have been hunting for the

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great Flex. Apparently, it's all over.

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All over Milwaukee. Uh, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa.

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And her husband are in the Milwaukee area, and I.

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I guess they went to Eagle Park looking for you.

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You you texted me this? Yes. Yes. You know, it's a Monday.

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Everybody knows Flex goes to Eagle Park on Mondays for lunch.

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Um, I won't give out which one they went to, but turns out they went

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to the wrong one. There are two. The wrong location. Absolutely.

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So, uh, her husband sent me this clip while they were at the bar searching

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for Flex. What's your name? Nicole. Nicole. Do you recognize this person?

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No, I don't know who this is. All right. You don't know?

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I don't know. Flex me a beer. I don't you don't know him.

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I just I clicked off, but. That was it. Kind of ended abruptly.

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But I was getting messages of like, Flex says he's famous around here.

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Nobody knows who he is. Yeah, so they went to the downtown

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Milwaukee location and I go to the, uh, Muskego location, which is out in

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the suburbs here, not in the city. So, um, yeah, also, I've been,

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you know, laying, as you know, and a lot of people don't know,

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I've been off the gram for like four months, almost something like that.

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Just kind of laying low, taking care of myself,

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not really going out too much. So, uh, I know they were looking

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for me, and my apologies, but, you know, uh, I also did have, uh,

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Father's Day with my kids today since I worked all day on Father's Day.

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Right. So slinging. Some sausages. We. Yeah. Tons of sausages, man.

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People love my meat. It's crazy. I, for one, am a big fan.

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But yeah, so we took the kids, hit some golf balls.

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They love doing that shit. Oh, nice. Uh, got some pizza.

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A little Chelsea action on the side and, uh, finish it off with

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a little bit of pool time. Even though there wasn't a shit

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ton of sun today, it was warm. Not a lot of sun, but, uh,

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humid and hot, so. Oof! That's the. Worst. Gross. The humidity was gross.

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Makes me think of Florida. Yeah, not that humid.

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Oh, I still have PTSD from that. Yeah, I bet your balls do, too.

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As I say, they're still not dry. Did you, uh, did you take the girls,

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uh, beer shopping for Father's Day? I actually did.

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It's funny you brought that up. Um. They were. They did pick, actually.

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Kind of picked out the beer I bought. Actually, I'm drinking right now,

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and, uh, they found it in a four pack, and I really didn't want

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to buy a four pack because I got spurned a little bit last week.

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Right. Hashtag? No, not too much. But, uh, I did find a single can

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of it. They. Oh, fantastic. Yeah, they re-upped their single

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can section, so I was happy I could oblige. Good.

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We don't have to blast them all over the show for no singles. No, no.

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Thank you. Consumer beverage. Well, fuck, since they picked

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out your beer, let's just. Let's just talk about it now.

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In a world where craft beer is king. A world where muscles are bigger

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than growlers. Only one tongue can guide us.

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One man, one tongue. One Tongue-jobber.

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In this world, we must find out what is Flex drinking?

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All right, well, I it's been a while since I've had

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one of these beers. Uh. Damn it. Uh, this brewery, I should say,

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since I've had this brewery, uh, the brewing project up in Eau Claire,

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Wisconsin. That's like four hours ish away.

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Three and a half. Uh, quite a jaunt northwest.

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Yeah, it's a little a little bit of a trip.

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Uh, but this is their peanut butter and jelly sour called Ooey Gooey.

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Guy. I know this kind of makes its

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way around. I think it's on the old Tavour

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every now and then. Um, I think kind of a flagship sour,

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if I'm not mistaken. And I could be mistaken, uh, because

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it's been a while. There we go. Uh, I like how they do their abvs,

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too. They get to, like, the hundredth of

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the decimal. So this is a 5.93% ABV. Very accurate.

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Very, uh, I would say sessionable. Right. It's under six or something.

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So, uh, for sour, it's not not not bad.

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Uh, collective 407 out of 3.4 thousand ratings can't go wrong

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with the 407 and untapped reads, uh, peanut butter and jelly sour.

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Oh, yeah. Okay. Can can says, uh, Concord grape,

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blackberry, peanut and peanut flavoring.

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So I know the flavoring is always kind of scary because,

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you know it's going to be artificial. Is it not going to be artificial?

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Is it going to taste like peanuts? Is it going to taste like peanuts?

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Who knows? Um, well, as Nick always says,

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if you don't hit the T, you get the D. He's not wrong.

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Yeah, think about it, everybody. It's pretty solid. Peanuts. Ben.

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He's a smart guy. Smart guy. All right, so on the old nose

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buds here. Lots of peanut. Mm. Tons. Tons of peanut aroma.

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Little, little fruit shining through, but definitely heavy on the nut.

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So, without further ado. Oh. See what the old Tongue-jobber has to

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say about this? Well, he tries it. I'll tell you, this looks like

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grape jelly. It's like purple. Yeah, it's fucking lacing.

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Look at that lacing. Mhm. Gorgeous. So this is wonderful.

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This is like stupid. Good. The peanut and the peanut

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flavoring works so well with this grape and blackberry together.

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And there's it is legitimately like you took a bite into a

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peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You're not getting too much peanut.

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You're not getting too much of the fruit. It is just so well balanced.

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I wish I would have gotten the four pack now. Mhm.

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Well that can go back and get a four pack. I can.

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But isn't it funny how it works out that way right.

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It's like man what the fuck. Had you gotten the four pack.

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It would have been garbage right? Just would have been my luck.

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Terrible shit. I gotta finish three more of these.

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Yeah. So, uh. Yeah. I couldn't be happier about this. I.

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I actually had to stop drinking it as I poured it before the show,

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because it was already so good. It's too bad Voltron ended up

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being such a shit box last week. Well, so I do.

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I did want to do this to Greg. I wanted to issue a public apology to

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4 Hands Brewing and three sheeps. Um, I kind of shit bagged that

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beer a little bit last week. The Voltron series eight.

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And I think I figured out something that happened because I had a

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can a day or two later because I didn't want to throw it out.

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I didn't want to pour it or whatever. It's wasteful.

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And it was super drinkable. It was like it wasn't a great beer,

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but it was drinkable. Okay. Much improved.

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So then the next day I drank it out of the can, and it was actually

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significantly better out of the can than it was pouring, even

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though poured was still drinkable. And then I started trying to

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scrape my brain. Why could that first can have

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been so disgusting. Right? And I thought to myself, Flex got

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hungry in between shows last week. Flex ate some Tex-Mex trail mix.

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Oh no. From target in between the shows,

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and I'm pretty sure one of the spices or the spices got caught on my

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tongue and it totally wrecked my palate for the beer. That's funny.

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And I'm convinced that's what it was. So today, no trail mix.

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Sorry, target. No trail mix today. We're gonna give these beers 100%

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of my Tongue-jobber in love. That's so funny. Uh, well, then.

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Sorry. 4 Hands. I guess your beer didn't totally

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suck. Yeah, no it didn't. So, you know.

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Is it safe to say still wasn't the best of that series? I would say so.

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I would say the first beer in that series was by far the best. Okay.

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I can't remember who they collabed with, but it was a stylized,

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hazy. Mm. And it was. You boner over. Those.

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Oh, I fucking boner so hard over stylized yeast.

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Um, it's like my boner gets a boner and boner. But, yeah, it was.

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It was like drinking guava juice, and it was seven,

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And a half percent, and they were selling four packs for 9.99.

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Like you don't forget something like that. No you don't. You just don't.

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You know, speaking of four packs for 9.99.

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Vanessa sent me a beer menu, a picture of a beer menu from a

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different brewery. I forget which one in the Milwaukee

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area. And legit four pack she goes. Flex isn't lying.

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Four packs were ten bucks and 12 bucks and she's like,

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he's so fucking lucky. Yeah. Oh, beer's great here. Yeah.

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Those of us from California, New York, Florida are like the ten

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bucks for an entire four pack. Even when we went to Saint Louis

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last year, I was, uh, we stopped in one of, like,

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the local grocery stores, uh, pick up a few things as we were taking,

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like, another trip through the state. And I took a look at the beer

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coolers, and I was like, Holy shit. 9.99 10.99 12.99.

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Like, I think I ended up getting like four four packs and I didn't

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even plan to buy beer, but it was like just looking at the prices and,

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you know, breweries, you can't get here because of distribution issues,

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right? Because of Abe. And, um, yeah, we're just Midwest.

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Super lucky. Yeah. Why is it. That's why everyone's always so

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drunk in Wisconsin. The beer is cheaper than the water.

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That's accurate. Four pack of crafties for ten bucks.

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Man, I can't believe it. Here's a funny story.

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So my man cave also like, I guess doubles as my wife's.

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There's like a hair chair down here. And she does like some family

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members hair. And my sister in law and her

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husband and their kids come over to get their haircut.

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And my sister in law's husband made a comment.

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I had some topo chicos, margaritas, seltzers in my fridge. Nice.

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And he asked me about them and he said, how much is a 12 pack of those?

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And I said, oh, it was on sale at the grocery store for 15.99. Wow.

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And he said, that's funny because a 12 pack of regular non-alcoholic Topo

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Chicos is 15.99. It's free alcohol. So it is free alcohol.

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You just start putting those in your kids lunches and shit.

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You cheaper than a Capri Sun. You're actually stupid if you buy a

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12 pack of that shit, right? Regular. Now I know why that trashy client

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of your wife's thought it was the alcoholic Topo Chico and not

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the regulars. Shit's cheaper. They make those non-alcoholic.

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Now it's all tracking. It's all making sense. It does.

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It makes perfect sense. Wow. Well, to close the loop on the

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search for Flex, Vanessa also did call in and leave us a voicemail.

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Hey, it's Vanessa, the real beer vixen. I am here in Milwaukee.

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@Flex_me_a_beer town at Eagle Park. And guess what?

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@Flex_me_a_beer is nowhere to be found. Where are you, Mr. Flex?

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We wanted to have a beer next time. Cheers. There you have it.

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My apologies. Yeah. He's too busy being a dad.

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Someone's gotta be. Someone's gotta be the dad.

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Your wife sure won't do it for some reason.

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Yeah, I don't think she's up for it. She really needs to step up her game.

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Yeah. It's time for her to dad a little

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bit. Uh. What are you gonna do? I know, well, speaking of

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Father's Day, I am not a dad. Just a dog, dad, as people say.

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But, uh, did take the dad out for a brunch.

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Did did the old, uh, Mexican brunch where, you know, buffet

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and limitless, uh, or unlimited? Uh, I keep saying margaritas.

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Mimosas? Jesus Christ, this is 7%. We had, like, the best waitress

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waitresses, you know, heavy for a serve yourself buffet.

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But she was the one bringing around the, uh, the mimosas the whole time.

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And she was hilarious. She was great. Not hard to look at.

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And, uh, was just cracking jokes with us talking shit about the mariachi

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band, because at one point, the, uh, the guy doing trumpet, like,

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almost took her out, like, swung over and almost knocked her in the face.

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And I was like, are you all right? She's like, yeah, I had to do

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some matrix shit over here. So she was great. Um.

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Sometimes those bands are so loud. That was the problem.

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So, like, it's cool because, like, legit mariachis are cool and, like,

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they had them in the restaurant. We were out on the patio.

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They had them in the restaurant. I was like, oh, this is cool

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ambiance. And they're super talented. And the singing and the

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harmonizing like, it's it's great. And then they came out to the

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patio and they were, you know, 4.5in from our ear holes.

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It was like, oh my God, what the fuck is going on?

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I feel like I'm under attack. I guess we'll stop having a

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conversation. Oh yeah. And they, you know, they kind of look

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around to see who's, uh, you know, into it, making eye contact,

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that kind of thing. And so all of us at the table

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were like, oh God, please don't come play at our table.

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Like. It is. You guys are great. It is loud enough.

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We don't need the extra volume of the trumpet directly in our eardrums,

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so keep it to the other side of this tiny ass little patio.

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But then they went back inside and I was like, all right,

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this is perfect volume. They're back inside. Sucks.

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All the people inside the restaurant. Oh, that would be so much worse.

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Yeah, so did that. Then we had to go because we had

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some family thing going on. Uh,

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the wife's dad was in town as well, so then at night took him out and,

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um, did a little dinner thing and. Yay! So much family. So much family.

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I know you hate that. Yeah, it's good times. Even.

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Even the wife was like, what are we gonna do?

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I was like, do you mean, what are we gonna do? It's your fucking dad.

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What do you want to do? And she's like, ah.

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Sounds like my wife. My wife sent me a text.

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It was last week sometime. She's like, she's bought her dad

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a hat and something else. And she's like,

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so Father's Day is done for him. She goes,

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you're on your own for years. I was like, oh, so what did I do?

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I, I went to the local mall on lunch on Saturday before Father's Day,

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and I went and bought my dad a hat. Nice. Yeah.

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I just, you know, we just took him out.

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Paid for brunch slash dinner. Okay. I think we've all gotten to the

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point where, just, like, how much stuff can you have?

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And there's nothing meaningful I could buy my dad,

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or she could buy her dad. Um, you know, it's so just spend time

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instead and have or something. Right. Well, we, uh, we went over there.

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I bought him a new Brewers hat, and he, of course, took it out of

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the bag, put it on right away. Wore it the rest of the night.

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Didn't even take the stickers off. That's a classic. Uh, Papa Flex move.

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Mr. Flex. And, uh, he all star Flex. All star Flex.

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Yeah, it's a long story. Really? Really fun.

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Uh, my my dad's Just the greatest, really.

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Uh, but, yeah, so we got to play me, him and my two other brothers.

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We all played lawn darts. Like actual lawn darts for, like.

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Been sitting in the garage since the 70s, like, uh.

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Facebook Marketplace or something like that. They're not legal, right?

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No, I don't think so. I mean, these ones don't have points

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to them. Oh, it's a it's a blunt end. Oh, gotcha.

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But it's not the old school lawn darts.

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No, not with like, the pointed. Right where they were stabbing

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children and stuff. Yeah. If you're not paying attention.

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Which those things fly, man, I haven't ever played.

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It was my first time playing actual lawn darts.

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Yeah, I've never played. Yeah. Them shit's fucking carry pretty

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good. Look out! Yeah. So I almost, you know, maybe got my

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foot stabbed once. Yeah. No big deal. But yeah, she's just once.

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Just a foot. Then you start paying attention.

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Yeah. It's like a lizard's tail. It'll regrow.

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I think so, I think that's how that happens. Yeah, yeah.

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You lose a toe, it'll come back. It's fine.

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Uh, well, speaking of dad's, uh. It's funny.

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He actually mentioned being a dad. Chew Your Beer.

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Leftovers of voicemail. Everyone's favorite homey.

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So let's, uh, let's check in with Chew. See what's up. Hello?

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No one is available to take your call.

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Please leave a message after the tone. Yo, what up, homies?

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It's your friendly neighborhood chulo.

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Chew Your Beer @CraftBeerRepublic. How you guys doing?

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It's been a while since I called in. I figured I'd call in and give

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you a little. Just a little lowdown about

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what's been going on. My youngest has graduated from

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high school and should be on his way to college. Congrats.

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My oldest should be graduating college and by the end of next year,

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both chemical engineers. I went to San Diego,

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actually went to Little Italy just to hang out over the weekend. Nice.

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And then, uh, funny thing, I was in Anaheim to go see the

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Savannah Bananas perform. Oh, that's fucking cool.

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Actually, that is. The wifey and I decided to go

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get another beer. Walked out. I didn't get a beer.

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I ended up getting myself a double Bulleit Bourbon and Coke

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because I was tired of drinking beers and waiting for the wife.

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She's getting a michelada. And then I hear in the in the far,

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far background, through all the noise of the cheers and the people walking,

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I hear, hey, Nicole, is that you? And I turn around and like about

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25ft, I see the nickster. I see big Dick Nick staring,

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making sure that's me. And I'm like, Holy shit.

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And then he goes, hey, Nicole, it is Chew Your Beer. And they.

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It was hilarious. They got to see Nicole and Big Dick,

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Nick and I think one of Nicole's co-workers.

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They were out there, uh, watching the Savannah Of bananas and took

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a couple pictures with them. Man. So that was to be in Anaheim and

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to run into these two. It was hilarious to me.

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I was like, I don't know where I would expect that.

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Maybe at a brewery or somewhere in the Valley,

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but all the way down in Anaheim. And then I guess we were sitting in

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the same zone because they came out of the same tunnel that we came out

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of. It's just fucking hilarious. So, uh, my hat's off to them.

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Was nice seeing them. Great show. If you haven't seen it.

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Savannah Bananas show, I highly suggest you go watch one.

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And I would totally go back, homies. All right, so just give you some

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of that this weekend. Uh, June 14th, I'll be at the,

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uh, L.A. Brewers Beer Festival in Long Beach.

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So looking forward to hanging out out there with Mikey of the taproom, uh,

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podcast and some other friends and, uh. Yeah, man. So it's summer's here.

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Beer festivals here. LA Beer Week is coming.

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Looking forward to going to Temple Week.

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And hopefully I get to hang out with you, Greg, and have a beer.

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All right homies. This is Chew Your Beer.

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You hate to watch. Yo. Peace out. Hey. So the Savannah bananas.

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They came here. Last summer. Question mark. Two summers ago.

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Uh, because we have this baseball stadium. Six minutes from my house.

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It's like the eight ABL American baseball league or some.

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It's not a minor league system. It's like its own minor league.

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The XFL. League. Yeah, it's it's weird, but it's

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cool because super solid stadium. Uh, like I said, it's only like

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six minutes from my house. It's actually. Yeah.

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Next to where I go golfing when I hit like those go to the range

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or like golf bays. And, uh,

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they played there a year or two ago. Tickets sold out so fast,

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they added another game the next night or another show,

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whatever you want to call it. And then that sold out in like,

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I don't know, like three minutes. Yeah, I guess there was like a

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lottery system for this Anaheim game he's talking about. Yeah.

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The popularity for these guys is like through the roof.

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It's like the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball, but way more entertaining.

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Oh, really? Because the shit they do is,

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I don't know, it's wild. It's like any anybody can, you know,

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be athletic, dunk all the alley. Oops. The dribbling.

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Like there's a lot of people out there that can do that.

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We're talking like backflips into catching the ball and just

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all this crazy, goofy shit. I don't know, man. It's wild.

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And is it one of those things, like the Globetrotters where the bananas

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always win? I believe so. Okay. But like,

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it even got so big that, uh. Because I think they always play,

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like, the same team. Kind of like the Globetrotters.

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Others, okay. But they got so big that John

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Cena actually participated at one of their shows and came out

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as a batter for the other team. Oh how funny. Yeah, so they're huge.

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I bet it's really hard for the pitcher to see him hate you.

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Damn, it. Must be hard to find that strike

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zone when you can't see your batter. It's a wrestling joke for the for the

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rest of you. Hopefully people get it. Yeah. Nobody will.

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They've now turned off the show. I thought this was a beer show.

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Uh, well, cool. Yeah, I've. I've seen some clips. Seems fun.

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I didn't know it was like that. Popular. Didn't.

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Didn't the Savannah bananas used to be a legit minor league team.

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That I'm unaware of. I think they were actually a minor

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league team, and they started doing, like, some fun things,

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and then it just spiraled. I think somebody will correct me.

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I'm sure of it. You'd have to do some research.

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I would, and I did not. So. All right, let's do a little

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news before we get out of here. Cape Cod beer has been acquired

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by Triton Beverage Group. Less than two months after

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acquiring Plymouth based Mayflower. Mayflower Brewing, the parent

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company of Hog Island Brewing, has acquired Cape Cod Beer,

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the oldest craft brewery on the Massachusetts peninsula.

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Triton CEO Mike McNamara told Brewbound that this marks a major

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milestone for our team as we bring together three of Massachusetts most

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respected coastal breweries under one locally owned, independent banner.

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There you have it. Classic. Yeah. Wilding brands who just bought

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or acquired Great Divide acquires another brewery.

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Wilding brands, the Colorado based craft beverage

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and hospitality platform, has expanded again with the acquisition

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of Denver's Station 26 brewery. Station 26 founder Justin Bakery

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will remain in his role. Roy nailed it, leading the brewery

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as it joins the collective, which also includes Stem ciders,

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Denver Beer Co and Great Divide, among other brands.

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Production and packaging of the station 26 portfolio will shift

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to Wilding Can Works facility in Denver's Sunnyside neighborhood.

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Wilding brands will be minimizing the brewing equipment at station 26,

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which will allow for expanded taproom seating.

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No cuts are planned for taproom staff, but the number of production

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jobs affected is yet unknown. Dang. The Brewers Association adds new

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beer styles to the guidelines. They have added Mexican style light

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lager, Mexican style amber lager, Czech style amber lager,

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Czech style dark lager and West Coast style pilsner. Cool. Yes!

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Additionally, the category Bohemian style pilsner has been

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renamed to Czech style pale lager. Okay. That's legit. Yeah.

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So there's some some nerd news for you. Let's end it on this one.

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It's a list, but I don't think you're gonna get angry about it.

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Okay. I'm okay with that. It's the top 30 breweries in

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California. Yeah. You know, pretty impartial. Yeah.

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Maybe you would get angry, I don't know. Well. We'll see.

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I'm not gonna go through all of them, because that would take all day.

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I'll talk about some notables. 30 is three Weavers brewing.

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28 Emigrant Brewing. What up? Emigrant?

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24 Pizza Port Brewing Company. Are they overrated? Are they decent?

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Uh, I like them, you know, they're real old school.

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So you got to be careful if you don't want that, like, you know,

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multi IPA situation. Got it. Um, but you know what they do,

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they do really well and they have good pizza. So 23 Society brewing.

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Love me some society 22 Kern River. Oh see all right now I'm angry. Okay.

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Lay it on me. 21 Ballast Point. Gross. Fucking gross.

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I think listener Jay sent this in. Jay, you should have read this

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before you sent it. God damn it. Maybe he did.

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Maybe he's trying to piss me off. 20 Sierra Nevada okay,

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feels a little high up the list. That is kind of high.

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Yeah, since it's like the number two brewery. I did see.

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They just released, uh, recently. A peachy little thing.

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It's like a hazy IPA. Oh, yeah. But I haven't had it yet.

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I haven't seen it yet, but I'll try. I like their hazy little things.

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I like the hazy little thing a lot. Yeah, it's fucking just easy.

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Super solid. Solid. Yeah. And when you're at a shitty bar, that

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happens to have it super safe. Super. Uh, number 18, Beechwood 17,

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Moonraker. Here we go. Good. Yeah. Moonraker. 16. Humble. See?

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Finally. See? Here we go again. 14. Stone brewing. Cat. Damn it.

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Obviously not. Craft beer. Uh, 13 Firestone Walker 12.

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Alvarado Street Brewing 11. Cellar maker. Here we go.

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Ten Highland Park. There's a good one for you.

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Nine pure project. Here we go. Nine. Yeah, man,

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I feel like they're way better. Yeah. That's true. Eight. Green cheek.

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That could be higher as well. That could be. Seven.

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North Park, love me some. North Park. North Park, solid. Six. Ale Smith.

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Yeah. Look, I like Ale Smith a lot. No, no problems with them being

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on the list, but, um, they should be a little higher

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up in my humblest of opinions. Or lower up. Lower, higher number.

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Lower rank. There we go. Because I think we said the other one

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should have been higher up. Right. Uh, talk about hype. Breweries.

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Number five, the brewery number four. Bottle logic. Yeah.

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Another hype number three. I don't even know what this is.

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Sante Adairius, rustic ales. The fuck? Got me, man. Yeah. Two.

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You live in California? Yeah. Where is this? Capitola, California.

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That's nowhere near me. Uh. Number two. Monkish brewing.

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And, of course, number one is Russian River.

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I mean, monkish is super hype, but, I mean, every beer I've ever

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had just delicious. Yeah, yeah. I mean, look, they're good.

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You know, I don't think the brewery is nearly as good as their hype,

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but monkish is pretty fucking good. Well, doesn't like the brewery

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and bottle logic. Aren't they big on barrel age stuff?

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Yeah, and the brewery is notorious for bottle bombs and just

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fucking shelf turds and whatnot. Like, sometimes you spend, you know,

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$30 on the whatever brewery Christmas beer and you open it and it's gone

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bad. Like, they're. They're bought. Especially back in the day.

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Their bottling practices were horrible. Got it. Yeah.

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And you'd have to, like, wait in line for this shit.

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And I was like. Well, still. I don't think it's like it was no,

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no, no, but like back in the day and yeah, you know,

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you know who knows. Nicole. Nicole. 2025. Come on. Right. Exactly.

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Kohli's always getting there. Um. Black Tuesday.

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So I wonder if she's still getting those and if it's still, like,

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a line or if it's just an online. I think it's just an online like

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lottery, essentially. Okay. So who knows. Anyways, that's it.

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Let's wrap it up over here. Let's hit some music.

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Tell you all to follow us on the socials.

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I think that's just about everything. Hope everyone is a keeping their

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balls cool, but be staying very well hydrated. And on that note.

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Good night everybody.