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Well, hello Chels Chels.

Hello, Trey.

How are you?

It's 'I.

Feel like it's been A' minute.

How's it going?

Life is good.

You know, this, uh, this week I've really been focusing on getting my passport updated,

Oh, I've done that.

What route did you go?

so I've only had one passport in my life because 'I grew up.

In A' family that didn't really value travel.

It wasn't of interest to my parental figures, and so 'I just didn't have much

Not that 'I, even registered A', lack of appreciation.

It just wasn't present in my life.

So my very first passport, 'I got in the year 2013 and 'I, remember that

Journey that 'I did not have the original document of my birth certificate, and the passport agency

There are various birth certificate iterations, and so 'I

like this needs to be legit.

Legit.

What they gave you at the hospital or what A' government agency handed you

That's right.

And if you call for like A' replacement, that's A' different request than calling

And this is like 'I was calling in South Carolina and so it was like, you know, two to three

'I did the same process with Pennsylvania.

'I.

Just want 'I, just so you feel seen,

interesting.

We're cuz we're gonna come back to Pittsburgh, but, okay.

So you have to have the original letterhead that has like A' raised seal on it.

So 'I have all of that.

So 'I did all of that back in 2013.

Okay.

And then we went on A' very big trip in 2019 months before the pandemic and

So 'I wasn't sure if 'I had lost it.

'I wasn't sure if it

Oh no.

pocket of luggage that 'I might have thrown away.

You know, it was A' whole thing and we're like going on A' trip in August.

So 'I need A' Passport and 'I have

up.

We're gonna need it.

correct, so 'I and 'I know 'I knew that it was expiring soon.

You know, now there's this discrepancy.

Like if it expires six months to the date of expiration, then it kind of

Of the expiration date.

It's like A' whole, like it's A'.

Whole rigamarole.

Anyway, the point of the story is 'I turned my house upside down on multiple occasions and

And this was after 'I had confirmed and like spoken in therapy and like come to

You're gonna have to go through this whole process again.

because to renew it, you don't have to prove anything.

Again, you, but you have to surrender the original passport and then they

But if you have lost or damaged your passport, then you have to act as if you've never had one.

So you have to do A', completely different form, plus another form to say that

So 'I was like, you know what, I'll just go the long route because you know, 'I,

right?

Yes.

I'm early enough to wear like 'I, don't even need to do expedited, so it's fine.

Anyway, long story short, 'I went to CVS this afternoon.

'I got A' new passport photo.

'I stapled it to my thing and everything is ready.

'I just have to go to A' up, S U S P S and then I'm gonna expedite it so

Oh, interesting.

'I 'I did mine this year at FedEx and it was much easier.

It was A' much simpler process, but 'I, they just like kind of will sit

Rush my passport thing with you and make sure that like everything is filled out properly

It's just sort of like A' one stop shop, and then by the time you're outta there, assuming you

but now 'I have it.

I'm holding it up to the screen.

Yeah, exactly.

So

Check printed out.

So it's already to go 'I, just have to go to

you're in great shape.

Trey, this is it.

This is the final stretch you're gonna get there.

But 'I gotta tell you, like it literally has been such A' process

And today of all days, right before recording 'I found my old passport.

Well, sometimes when you let go, that's when that's when it appears.

You know things.

Things deliver to you when you least expect them to.

Right.

You know, A' wise person once said, let go and let God.

Let go.

Let God.

And, and also like deliveries that you weren't expecting.

Trey, can you go to your door for me?

Because 'I think you have A' delivery.

wait.

'I almost mentioned this before we started recording.

yeah.

Don't mention wait.

Just go to your door.

It already happened.

The dogs went cuckoo bananas.

Crazy.

Oh, it did.

Did you get it?

Yeah, but 'I left it out there cuz 'I thought it was for A'.

Different house.

It's for you.

Can you go get it?

Yeah, hold on.

Go get

Wow, you timed that like perfectly.

'I was really trying to tie it perfectly so that we

Because 'I saw that like cuz anytime one of us enters Riverside, which

But 'I noticed it disappeared and you weren't popping up.

So 'I was like, she's in the like waiting room, but it hasn't pushed go yet cuz you mu cuz 'I was

Yeah.

'I was looking at the delivery because 'I wanted to see like where the delivery was.

So 'I was like waiting to push live because 'I didn't wanna like 'I.

'I.

'I wanted it to be A'.

Surprise.

you, this is why when you said, are you excited?

And 'I was like, yeah, because 'I was like, the dogs are barking and 'I was waiting to mention.

Cause 'I was like, I'm gonna.

Say like someone just delivered something wrong to my house and 'I don't wanna have

now your dogs are

I'm sequestering myself cuz 'I don't wanna talk to people.

And now when someone realizes that their food was delivered to the wrong place,

I'm trying to record this podcast.

Okay.

You want me to go get it now or do you wanna talk about your

'I want.

'I, just want you to go get it

you're not worried about it?

Okay, hold on.

Yeah.

Yeah, thanks and I'll talk to the audience while you're gone.

Hey guys, so this is gonna sort of reveal the subject of this week's

Little bit special for Patreon, 'I.

And just as something we could do every once in A' while, and 'I wanted us to do

So that's all I'm gonna tease for right now.

And then when Trey comes, he'll tell you what it is that 'I have sent to him.

Um, and really did try to time this perfectly so that it would happen around

You were

all right.

Trey, 'I, sort of 'I

Wait, we, you, you mentioned this to me in the recesses like maybe two

So 'I

And then 'I was like, I'm just gonna do it by myself.

I'm just gonna go ahead and like make the decision.

So Trey, I've been teasing to everyone just that 'I 'I wanna do A' live review thing every

The review we're gonna be reviewing.

So 'I, just 'I didn't announce what it is.

'I teased and 'I was 'I.

'I said 'I.

Think it's gonna be A'.

Patreon, A'.

Little bonus where we're gonna do the review, uh, live on Patreon cuz 'I also have the delivery.

Yours came.

Okay.

Okay.

came.

Yes.

Yes.

So you can introdu, you can tell everybody what it is.

Well, so 'I have three boxes from Domino's and they are like

Um, but 'I do have A' receipt here.

So 'I can actually say, oh, there's also this little bag with like seven different dippings.

Yeah.

Well, 'I was like, you're from the South and, and 'I 'I knew that you like 'I, really appreciate

So 'I just got you one of each, but two ranches.

Oh my God, it's A'.

Sweet icing.

Oh, that's for, yes.

There is A' dessert item as well that we will do.

oh, this is, and these sauces are like A' dollar.

Yeah, the 'I mean 'I.

Listen, Trey.

'I invest in this podcast.

Okay.

This is very exciting.

So domino, so 'I am A', 'I am someone who orders from dominoes.

You are

it's not pizzas.

Wait.

This is really funny because my after show review has something to do with pizza.

Wait, this is so weird.

weird.

Uh, what is wrong with us?

We are one.

We are one.

Mind.

Even when I'm like thinking about Trey in my mind and thinking what I'm

Wait.

It's really weird though because like 'I was really annoyed at the beginning cuz 'I was

And then 'I was rambling on about my passport and the whole time you were probably like

And that's why 'I was like, how do 'I relate this in?

So 'I was like, yeah, things deliver to you when you least expect them to.

So special delivery,

excited.

Do you want A' lot?

Do you wanna talk about your week?

Do you wanna A' lot?

Like what do you wanna do?

Yeah, let's 'I guess let's, yeah.

So that's A' teaser guys, and then we'll go back to that in A'

And you can like, you can exhale.

'I can exhale because

Yes.

We can all exhale.

the, they're right here with me.

you know, it's coming.

Do Dominoes is coming.

Dominoes is, if you're following the tracker, it's, we're in the queue,

Well now 'I have an experience of the listeners cuz you know, I've realized, you

So now 'I have the experience as the

right.

cuz 'I know it's gonna be dominance.

You do know it's, but you don't know what's coming.

So,

you, so your week's

no, my week was good.

It's crazy because now we've like done the podcast long enough that if people have

So 'I had my second trip to the Renaissance Fair.

It was,

it was Morgan's birthday and we went.

The beer wench.

The beer wench.

We went, we almost got in the line with the old beer wench, but we

So 'I remembered.

Um, but anyway,

Do you remember that?

365 days ago we showed the video of the winch on Patreon?

Did, did we?

Oh, Yoi did.

Oh, you're right.

Oh, you do.

So she had that, right, she had that, um, line of like eyeliner, like right, A', like

So, and maybe it's A' tattoo.

Honestly, 'I mean 'I assumed it was eyeliner, but you never know.

But yeah, it

Wait, how was the parking this time?

We, we Ubered.

We Ubered, which we did last

but there was confusion about the route 'I, remember?

Good memory.

Well, that was the after show.

Yeah.

And we talked about the Bard owls or whatever,

oh my God.

You see, this is so funny because yeah, it happened again where

Yeah.

Oh my God.

'I didn't even remember that.

That's so crazy.

So the

It's also unfair because 'I edit everything.

So 'I listen to things A' lot more than you do.

So

That's true.

'I.

'I listened 'I.

Think 'I Listened to most episodes, at least twice.

But you know, that was A' while ago.

A' year.

Well, that's fun.

Yeah,

so

birthday to

happy Birthday, Morgan.

That was the highlight, I'll say of my week.

And then 'I, of course, as per usual of things to complain about.

Let's do it.

Okay, let's do

why don't you go first?

What do you want to

Lodge, A, Complaint.

about this week?

'I really hate it when 'I get used to delivering from A' certain restaurant and then

Oh,

can no longer have that item

this is such A'.

Good Complaint,

Right.

Like 'I just you spoiled me.

'I was maybe when 'I was ordering from you in the beginning 'I was thinking, wow, you're A'

And doesn't it feel personal?

Doesn't it seem like the, they got sick of how always delivering to

right.

they like updated the delivery zone.

'I always feel that it's personal, always

Yeah, 'I wish that there was even like A' little option for like tip an extra

So this is really the only way to do it.

But 'I do wish that they would just be like, we'll charge you more.

'I would do that.

How far.

It's not that far.

'I, just like 'I live up in the hills so everything is far.

Because 'I don't like to order anything that's further than two miles

Oh, that's never gonna happen cuz I'm, well where 'I live because

So like, I'm kind of like right in the middle.

So everything is gonna be at least, like even the closest thing will be like four and A' half miles.

And that's like right at the base of the hill.

Got it.

Yeah.

'I.

'I have had the same.

Experience with many things.

There was even like my favorite cheat besides dominoes, oddly enough,

'I love five guys, and there was one in the little town right next to me and they no longer deliver.

so upsetting.

that's like A' Mile and like 1.3.

Like it was

Yeah, so it's like 6.2

Oh, okay.

Well, right.

You know, it's not crazy.

Right?

And I'm sure if it's like peak time, we don't want to do it.

'I.

'I mean 'I do like 'I again, 'I empathize with the with the reversal.

But 'I, just like 'I would pay for it.

'I won it.

'I was used to it.

Now 'I can't have it and it sucks and it's

You know, that reminds me of when 'I first moved to

It has since become A' Law that cab drivers cannot refuse you.

But when 'I

Oh yes, that's right.

where are you going before they unlock the door?

And you would

'I know,

And they would say No.

And they would roll the wind up.

And Dr.

Yes, it was,

to me all the

time.

It was so insulting.

So rude.

angry.

Yes, 'I.

Forgot how much that riled me up.

Yes.

Well, 'I definitely hear your Complaint delivery zones.

Are they?

It feels arbitrary and it's upsetting, especially when it has changed.

When the delivery zone has been updated and you're excluded, that just

Right.

And like 'I bet you there's even people that are more than six miles, but when they just

So anyway, that's my Complaint.

Uh, Trey, what about you?

What's, what's on your mind?

Well 'I am gonna switch gears and choose the Complaint that is

'I A' am very

A'.

In A', like A' insulated bag.

I'm hoping that's gonna

well 'I.

Don't 'I 'I.

Sorry,

No 'I am 'I am someone who is like very particular about heat.

And it's very interesting cuz I'm married to someone who doesn't care.

Like they can have like, like he never eats pizza, but he could have

To me that is the most disgusting concept to me.

Also, like if 'I get delivery or if 'I am taking something home, 'I am rushing

'I unpacking it and I'm preparing to eat.

And you know, David is like, he's A', little more A'.

And even my sister, I've noticed this when I've like gone to be with them.

When we get delivery, it's like 'I need to be eating it right away cuz 'I need

true.

Or like you have like an air fryer and you can do A' reheat.

it's challenging if it's like A' sandwich because there's always A' tomato

Or like heated mayonnaise is disgusting.

You can't heat fries the sandwich.

They never taste those 'I guess.

Now with air fryers, things are maybe different.

'I don't have one.

But 'I hate it.

'I and 'I hate knowing that it's just decaying.

The temperature is slowly decaying.

The longer 'I complain about it.

So that's my Complaint.

Okay.

So 'I have A', like 'I have A', real Queen thought and 'I think that this is what we should do.

So 'I think we should sort of pause.

The live recording for A' second,

No, cuz now I'm hungry.

Go do this Patreon moment recording, and then we'll

Oh, 'I.

See your point because then we'll eat it and we'll review it.

Yeah, and then we'll just come back.

It'll be Trey and ChelseyBD, like maybe 15 minutes in the future.

And A'.

Tiny, bit fuller.

do it.

That's fun.

That's fun.

Something

All right.

All right.

See you soon.

Hold your crown.

We'll be right back.

Woohoohoo Time Machine.

Time Machine.

Time machine.

Alright, A', Queens.

We're back.

Well, in real time we took A'.

Quick little break.

We recorded our after show in the middle of our show.

Had A' fun, um, 'I wanna say pizza party, but it wasn't 'I.

There was A' Tacho party.

'I 'I.

'I was my first Tacha.

I'm like feeling A'.

Little stuffed now.

'I.

We even got some dessert in there.

You better call me Crest cuz I'm stuffed.

Yes.

Trey.

That was good.

Well listen, if you are not on our after show, if you're

If you have not joined our Patreon, consider this another invitation.

We'd love to have you come and join us because we rate and review all three purchases that ChelseyBD

Is, are there discrepancies between East coast and West coast delivery and recipe

You better join to hear and, um, you know, we'll tease you with some of the, some of

gonna be A' new Patreon.

We're gonna sprinkle this in every once in A' while so.

yeah, if you want us to rate something, let us know.

yeah, let us know.

One A' five zero review, zero.

And with that in mind, with all that dominoes in mind, now that I'm so full of dominoes, 'I am 'I,

Try.

Are you?

A'.

Yes, let's

do it.

Let's jump in.

Review.

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All right, we are your trustee.

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We bring in reviews, as you know from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you the review, we break it down and we rate the impact of that

It's A', very regal process that we call

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Today's the day the Dominoes Review.

It's coming up now.

We made you wait A' little while.

All right, so this review is written by Kevin W.

Now as A' special Little Treat Tray.

This review is actually for the very dominoes that 'I had delivered to you.

Try Leona, Leon, and whatever, however you say it.

Yeah.

So that's what this review is.

This review is written by an elite reviewer

Wait, what star is it?

sorry.

That's right.

It is A' one star review.

Uh oh.

Written by Kevin W, an elite reviewer who currently resides.

In Manhattan, New York, there is A' photo next to Kevin W.

We're definitely wearing A' suit.

We got A' suit jacket, A' tie, and then 'I.

Don't know, looks like club vibes.

A' little bit behind Kevin W and he looks to me, he looks to be in his

And since it's elite, I'm assuming it's Yelp.

Oh, did 'I not say that?

Yes, it is Yelp.

Sorry.

I'm the worst.

It is A' Yelp review.

It is A' Yelp Elite.

It is A' Yelp review.

wanna just start over and say, today's review.

Sure.

Today's 'I mean.

Keep it real.

Okay.

No, no, no.

Here's the review.

This place straight up sucks.

Where to begin?

Glacial delivery Rude staff that puts you on hold for an eternity.

On three occasions, I've had them ping the pizza tracker app that my food was

After calling and being placed on hold for 15 minutes at least, and asking what's up.

The person who picked up the phone says This practice is normal for them and that

So basically they goose the app so they don't show how fucking slow and

Apparently this happens regularly based on other reviews.

After A' Sea of Shit reviews.

This place should just do everyone A' favor and shut down.

Oh, and by the way, I've never gotten A' hot pizza from this place ever, always lukewarm or cold.

I've bitched corporate about this cesspool,

Oh.

hopefully others.

Will follow suit.

Kevin w

wait.

This has happened to me before.

And 'I have called the same dominoes to say, oh, 'I see that the tracker says it

So I'm just wondering, and 'I mentioned on the after show how much A' anxiety it

So

Right,

called to be, because 'I was worried.

called cuz you were like, did they deliver to the wrong

person?

cuz A' cuz it wasn't like

right.

Cuz that is anxiety inducting.

Like if it says the eagle has landed and the, that's why 'I was so anxious at the top of the

Go get it because 'I didn't want it just sitting there and you know,

'I don't know what would've happened.

But yeah, like 'I, that's anxiety inducting.

Like when 'I saw that, that delivery thing came up, 'I was like, all right, 'I made it.

You know, like, and if 'I went to the door after 'I had that emotion and the

Yes.

And like it said, delivered and 'I.

Waited like several minutes, went outside and like looked at the neighboring

Right.

You're like, where did they deliver it to?

Cuz it's not here.

And, and it, and the, it was some woman that answered was like, it's still coming.

It's, it's coming.

So that's interesting.

Like 'I can't remember now, but does Dominoes have one of those policies where it's

Because you know how like that was A'

thing.

But 'I don't, 'I don't know if they do

Or is that like Papa John 'I?

Don't know.

'I thought it was Domino's.

'I thought that was like the whole point of the tracker so that they're

So are they doing it so that like you're not getting A' free pizza every time?

You know, it has never occurred to me until Kevin mentions.

Oh, okay.

So they're gooing.

The app, which is A' very funny

Right.

Which is A'.

Great word.

They, there were some interesting words and there were moments which we'll

Yeah, especially upfront with this place.

Straight up sucks.

Straight up sucks.

Straight up.

Now tell me it sucks.

It sucks.

And then I'm stealing glacial delivery,

Yeah.

which reminds me of Devil Worst

Move at A' glacial pace.

You know how that thrills me?

'I.

Wonder if Kevin is gay.

'I.

Don't think Kevin's gay the way that they say what's up.

Kevin 'I mean.

He looks hetero to me.

'I don't.

'I.

Don't know if that's an insult or if that's something that you can even say,

'I.

Just don't know any straight men that watch Devil Wears Prada.

right?

Don't think that's where he's getting 'I.

Don't think that's where he is getting it from, but 'I.

'I Don't know.

I'm getting like from his picture and the tone I'm getting more like Kevin was in A' frat

Yeah.

'I.

Get

lives in the financial district, but or used to live in the financial district.

That's why they still have Manhattan now.

They live, they got A' bigger house during the pandemic in Jersey.

sounds

they're still not willing to let go of that Manhattan Mole on their,

Well, 'I also think the phrase straight up isn't like gay lingo.

Gay people know not to use straight as A', good as A' positive cuz that

But that's neither here nor another.

Like when you're like, are you okay?

And it's like, I'm straight.

I'm straight.

Oh, interesting.

'I.

Never see, these are things 'I.

Just 'I.

Or when you're like,

ignorant to.

When you're like, be straight about it because what?

You're being gay about it, which is like, you're not being right.

'I mean 'I.

Think in this case, like 'I,

No, he doesn't mean any of that.

But,

Yeah.

Yeah.

'I mean 'I.

Don't think anybody means that.

'I don't 'I.

'I.

'I shouldn't say that.

'I think that most people have adopted those phrases as colloquialisms and

But now that I'm hearing it the way you're saying it, 'I understand the implication.

So maybe 'I won't use them again.

No homo,

No homo.

no one says, no homo in A'.

Negative way they mean that with love.

Right, exactly.

Exactly right.

how does the, how does Kevin Spell was up?

Oh, oh no.

He just said regularly.

But that was how 'I thought Kevin would say it.

'I believed it.

Right.

It will arrive when it arrives.

Do you think that was really the response

'I do

'I Kinda do too?

it sounds like A' frustrated.

Domino's employee who's probably been like, you're on hold bitch, because I'm,

And 'I don't know what the f to tell you.

And do you remember being A' kid?

And we would call and order A' pizza, and then you could call the store and they would

It should be there shortly.

Like 'I, understand the Complaint here that it's like we are not in the 1990s anymore.

Like every person has A' Tracker because every single person has A', cell

So it is frustrating if you're under the guise that you can track the

Right.

and then you're told it's delivered, but it hasn't delivered, been de

Hundred percent.

But 'I, it never occurred to me that it was intentional to keep the

And that is Kevin's claim.

But now that I've heard that, I'm never gonna not think that.

right.

And 'I do think it's an interesting claim because if you think about it, like 'I don't know what

you know,

Sea of Shit reviews.

A' the of shit reviews and is getting, you know, these late

And 'I think that that is sort of Kevin's goal because Kevin really

Which 'I kind of, that's the place where I'm like, 'I lose Kevin A' Little bit

And 'I 'I think there might have been another option as well.

one in Cliffside Park, but they're, they have weird hours.

'I always do Leonia,

Right.

So it's like the, here, that's the thing where I'm like, Kevin, from the, your review

So, and you're saying like, this is always just seems like this is

It sucks so bad, but you keep ordering from them.

So you clearly really like dominoes.

So what are you gonna do if this location goes outta business and the one further away

Yeah, that's So, yeah, the, the very last few, like four sentences or three

And then they did the thing that we kind of hate in A' negative review,

Like we just had to throw in like the shit on the walls of the shower in the spa 'I.

At the last minute, they're like, and 'I have this other insult.

it happens A'

too late.

It's like the Chili's review too.

Yeah, it's too like put that up higher in the review in your

Glacial reviews.

Rude staff like Luke Warren Pizza or Cold 'I, you know, lukewarm A'.

Best cold at worst.

I'm rewriting Kevin's review, but yeah.

You know what occurred to me when you said his sentence that

That's hot.

It's usually lukewarm A', cold 'I.

Thought of Little Caesar's phrase.

Pizza,

Well, that's our childhood one.

Now it's hot and ready, 'I.

Oh, interesting.

you know how Little Caesar's rebranded and now you walk

Do they not do delivery like you just, it's just take out and

it's all takeout now.

'I Believe.

Yeah, you go, you grab your pizza like have A' cafeteria style,

Yeah.

'I do remember seeing A' commercial about that?

'I.

And then they also call it A' cesspool, which seems like grass

One step too far, like 'I was enjoying Kevin's review and even

I'm still like enjoying it beyond A' traditional review, cuz I'm like, wow, Kevin is really

That's how mad is.

that's what 'I was gonna say.

It's like the humor entertainment level is so high because they're like A' walking thesaurus.

Exactly, and they're on it.

Like you can't!

tell by the way that they're like structuring their sentences that like, they're mad,

Like there's, it's just, it's really intentionally written.

Like, oh by the way, I've never gotten A' hot pizza from this place.

Period.

Ever period.

Always Luke warmer, cold period.

And it's like, that's like on its own line, you know?

So clearly Kevin has thought this out.

Oh, absolutely.

and grammar are like 100%.

This kid, this kid like may even gone to an Ivy League.

I'm

No, maybe like Duke, Duke's A'.

Really good school.

That's not Ivy

don't know about Harvard 'I.

Think maybe Duke is Ivy League.

I'm just saying 'I.

Don't know if they're Harvard, but 'I.

Don't think 'I said that out loud.

'I.

Think 'I just said that in my head, and then 'I said no.

Valuable.

You knew unique information.

Well, this seems super valuable to me, Trey because 'I have you here

So that sort of removes that question mark for me because clearly this is common.

'I mean it wasn't A' Sea of shit reviews.

That's true.

'I believe that it is, and 'I believe that it's happened to you.

So 'I do think this is truthful and impactful, right?

Like, If I'm gonna 'I better not be hungry

well that's also like, well, that's what I'm saying, like on

Right, right.

Mean.

'I.

'I.

Believe Kevin 'I mean, but, but, and 'I.

Find it

But they're A', little shady, They're definitely A'.

Little

especially the sign off where it's like I'm complaining to

Like there's A' tone about like, if you have A' negative experience, it's on

Like.

Exactly, and, and also like Kevin W's photo couldn't look more corporate like 'I.

Really just wanna share my screen with you if 'I can.

'I.

Don't know.

Can you see this?

Yeah.

Do you see Kevin 'I can see him in on his face?

He is.

He is.

Like, you see him?

He is like very serious 'I.

He seems young, like he seems out of co, like freshly out of college.

Actually, it looks like the stock exchange is behind him now that I've like super zoomed in.

He

Oh my God.

It is.

Street, right?

Isn't

That is absolutely the yes.

Look at the red and green numbers.

Oh my God.

How 'I totally pinged that without even realizing what happened.

'I have to zoom out A' little bit cuz 'I lost A' spot.

Anyway, that was crazy.

That was A'.

Nice little discovery of of Kevin 'I.

Think 'I.

Really think my assessment of him is clear.

'I.

Do think 'I could give him A' fair.

Crowning.

Yeah, 'I.

Think 'I.

can't!

too.

Um, is there anything else that we feel we haven't assessed

We, we've said

Definitely shady.

Co common fluky.

Typical 'I, mean

common

'I think it seems common, but like 'I definitely think that some of the anger, some of the

but what's also there for me is like 'I have A', very specific opinion about dominoes.

'I have A'.

Very specific opinion about people that eat dominoes and 'I have A'

That's true.

But 'I do think that in the Venn diagram of all those things that you mentioned, 'I, do peg Kevin

Like it's not like shocking to me.

Right?

Like probably was studying for many A' test with like boxes of dominoes.

right.

' Chelsey Donn: I have A'

guess.

'I just.

in his day.

Like 'I have to review this for like what it is and not

But 'I am someone who likes dominoes and 'I recognize what dominoes is

But 'I think Kevin also likes Dominoes and 'I think

'I don't think Kevin has said anything in the review that's been damning to dominoes.

In fact, the opposite.

'I think he is like 'I, like dominoes.

'I love dominoes.

You're ruining dominoes for me

This place

place is ruining this place.

Straight up sucks.

This place is ruining dominoes and you've experienced it.

So 'I don't know.

'I don't wanna influence you any further,

but 'I think we should go into our crowning.

Let's do it.

All right.

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

All right.

The Queens are Tabulating

to A' school.

All right.

The Queens are unanimous.

For crowns.

For crowns.

'I, Trey.

You go first.

Why For Crowns?

For Kevin w

'I just like the review 'I.

Think it's entertaining.

'I.

Think it's funny.

'I, 'I am trying to be A' little bit impartial.

Cuz to me, 'I just feel like you're ordering pizza from like A' national company.

Like, it's like the, you're not going to like the French laundry.

Like this is like 'I.

A' Stupid pizza delivery company.

You have to lower your expectations.

But then 'I also recognize you are A' paying customer and you were watching

That's very frustrating.

and then they goose, which 'I didn't even, 'I Don't think 'I ever

But 'I love

'I love Kevin's vocabulary.

Kevin's vocabulary is gonna be stolen from

Yes.

I'm gonna borrow all of that.

But, but 'I, 'I, don't know.

'I, just feel like do who?

Who is working at Domino's to begin with?

Probably teenagers, probably like first job people and 'I don't know how high the

Like 'I recognize that every time 'I order dominoes.

But 'I also recognize I'm paying and there like there's an expectation that like

This is America.

So 'I, don't know.

'I say four crowns cuz 'I think it's good.

'I like the review.

'I just.

Can't do A', full Review Queen because 'I think it's A'.

Little shady 'I also think he's just very mad.

And also it's like you can't guarantee cuz 'I order from this exact location

And we didn't today, to be fair.

We didn't today.

Correct.

Yeah.

'I.

So that's why 'I said four.

Why did you say four?

'I said four for very similar reasons.

Of course, 'I think that Kevin 'I, 'I really enjoyed the review.

'I love the language.

'I think they were A' slam dunk with A'.

Little bit of humor then and the grammar, and they got high points in A'.

Lot of the categories, 'I do think we're A' little emotional, you know?

And I'm not even knocking you for it, I'm just saying 'I think it may be you took it A'.

Step too far with really trying to lead the brigade.

Even though it's funny, even though like I'm laughing and 'I do think it's funny, but 'I

I'm taking this to the top.

It just was A' little A' little over the top.

And so for that, 'I had to award you for A' crowns.

But 'I love the review and 'I think you did.

A'.

Great job.

Nearly A'.

Review.

Queen.

Yep.

'I agree.

Oh my God.

All right, well that was interesting.

That is so funny.

And reminder, you listen to the after show today,

to.

And what's weird about that too is that Trey's after show review, which he picked, we both do

So Trey's after show that he picked totally coincidentally, is also in this vein, which is

Yeah.

So weird,

Well, Trey, we have done it.

We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Who are you inducting for?

Your Royal Highness?

huh?

Oh, who are you inducting for?

Have you ever done this podcast before?

A' couple times.

A'.

Hundred and something.

A'.

Hundred and one Trey.

Who are you inducting for?

My, Royal, Highness.

We did it.

Okay, so 'I.

Don't know ChelseyBD if you saw my Instagram, but 'I discovered this TV show

'I saw 'I meant to look into this.

Okay.

'I want more information cuz 'I.

'I think, 'I like clogged it out of the corner of my eye type thing.

And then 'I was like, 'I.

Gotta go back to that cuz you put something in A' story or something.

And then 'I went.

'I had to go on Main because,

went made feed with it.

Okay.

There is A' television show.

It just came out.

It is called Jury Duty.

Okay.

Have you heard about it?

'I.

'I.

Just when 'I hear jury duty 'I, think of like the Polls shore movie, which 'I liked,

so this came out on April 7th, 2023 and it's, it is an Amazon Prime show, but

The show that people were talking about, but it's like, where do you watch it?

And you're like, it's on this thing called Netflix.

And people are like, what?

Netflix has tv.

So this is A' pr.

This is A' service called Free V like tv, but it's free V

Free.

F R E E V E E.

But you can totally watch it on Prime, like 'I watched it on

Okay.

Okay, so without giving away too much stuff, it's eight episodes.

Each episode is like 40 minutes, and it is A' Reality Show.

'I.

Guess that is loosely scripted.

It's improv based.

Okay.

Okay.

And the premise is you are watching A' documentary.

Okay.

From being called in for jury duty, getting selected for jury duty, sitting

So,

this is documentary or is this scripted?

Sorry.

Did you

so it's considered unscripted, but there is A' outline.

It's like how they did the Blair Witch.

There's like, they have an idea.

Okay,

but are these, is this like A' real scenario?

Like are these real jurors?

Okay, so everything is fake.

Every single person is an actor except for one person.

So the main character of the show

Okay.

believes they have signed up for this like boring P b s documentary

So that's the one Non actor.

the one non actor.

yeah.

So it's kind of like the rehearsal or

No, everyone keeps comparing it to the rehearsal, but it's not like that.

This is,

because it's like he's so hammy and so over the top, and those people are like, 'I.

Don't know.

Okay.

'I, continue.

okay, so it is created by the people that did the office and Parks and Rec.

Oh, okay.

You follow this guy from like selection

So, and our,

on the jury

our main protagonist like, thinks that he is on A' jury.

He thinks it's A' real jury.

He has no idea.

So James Marsden is in it.

Love him.

He is 'I.

Yeah.

'I.

'I.

Yeah.

'I did A' movie with him A' long time ago.

so he ends up becoming,

ma and our main person like, doesn't recognize that.

That's

well, that's A' whole storyline, 'I.

Then they like set it up like it's completely set up.

Like they've basically found this old state building that was not functioning and they

my God.

and like waiting room with hidden secret cameras.

And then they have like A' testimonial room, like you see where they line up all the jury

So they have to live in A' Hotel,

Like the poll shore movie.

so well, or like serving on jury duty.

So

it, but that's how 'I, that's

are you s

of reference.

You've

then he, yes.

And 'I was the foreman

that's right.

'I knew that.

'I knew that.

That's so crazy though.

Trey, that's unusual.

Maybe that's why you like this so much too.

No.

It is the funniest thing 'I have ever seen.

Also, it gets like incredibly like meaningful and emotional at times, but it's the most riveting

Do we see like the fourth wall like lifted?

Like do we see the person realize this isn't real or we just like end

You won't

don't, Donn don't know how much 'I should say, but.

Okay.

Okay, let's leave it.

I'm intrigued.

But I'll, but you need to be more than intrigued.

You need to be like ending this podcast and going and watching.

I'm

have been looking for something to watch.

So 'I will, 'I will be

I'm just telling you.

It is

only murders in the building like 'I.

Just wa 'I.

Think you Rec told me that 'I needed to watch that like A' year ago.

I've never seen that, but

Oh, then it wasn't you.

Okay.

so My Royal Highness Today

Yes.

the television show, jury duty.

Okay.

I'm telling you, it is so funny and the fact that all of like the judge is an actor.

The attorneys are actors and they do A' court case for three weeks.

They have 52 hours of court testimony with 28 witnesses.

They're all actors.

Wow.

this main guy,

And we're just constantly like panning back to Ronald like, and his reaction

It really is amazing, especially like to consider that these are

They're so good.

Yeah.

'I.

And then there is just without any spoiler, there is A' scene when James Marsden cannot

So he has to self tape and he asks Ronald to be his reader.

Wait, so James Marson is James Marson.

Oh my God.

That's awesome.

Okay.

'I, now 'I.

Gotta

There's A' moment where he makes him do Meisner repetition.

That will literally make up

Stop.

So, okay, you mu 'I, you must, and 'I loved 'I, loved the rehearsal,

And this is not that.

It's like A' moral obstacle course.

All of these wacky things happen and it's like, will Ronald be A' hero in the situation?

And 'I and 'I

also that show that 'I find really satisfying, where they have the like

What will you do?

yay

Oh yeah, that is sort of similar.

So yeah, so 'I highly recommend it, but it's literally like you're

This is A' real

so fun.

So go watch Jury Duty.

You can watch it on Amazon Prime.

You can watch it on the free V app 'I guess and it is so amazing.

Please watch A' and please call into the show and tell me all of your

1 8 50 review.

I'm so obsessed with that.

It is unlike anything else.

It is literally A'.

A' Marvel.

It is A' Marvel that this was created.

Just you must go watch jury duty.

'I cannot sing.

Its praises high enough.

So for those reasons, jury duty is My, Royal, Highness.

Amazing.

Well, you've definitely sold Metre,

You must

ha 'I Know what I'm doing tonight.

The rest of those tachos and, and, uh, jury

wait.

'I.

Feel like there's this one scene.

That 'I feel like 'I want to make you watch.

on the air.

Yeah.

Okay, let's see

'I probably can't find it anyway.

'I.

Apparently it's going viral on TikTok, but 'I don't watch 'I, don't do TikTok, so whatever.

Anyway.

Oh well.

'I feel very full.

'I.

Feel very full.

'I mean that was A'.

Very full review.

A' very full after show Patreon episode.

And now we've officially reached the conclusion

That's it.

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Wow.

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You're A' Freaking tachos.

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you are A', fricking tachos.

Gender non specific Queen.

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Bye.

Goodbye.

Pizza.

Pizza.

Pizza.

Pizza.

slogan?

'I.

Do they have A' slogan?

do they They

Wouldn't it be on the box?

Oh, is it on the box?

Good call

Just 'I Don't.

Does dominoes not have A' slogan?

Wait.

don't think they have A' slogan.

That's weird.

But they have A'.

Very good LogoVora.

What do you say when you win the Game of Dominoes?

Okay.

Domino's slogan is we deliver simple, true, and to the point.

That's disgusting.

Goodbye.

That's disgusting.

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'I, just looking at this blue cheese dressing sauce,

Uhhuh.

that is so gross to me,

'I know 'I almost didn't get the blue cheese.

'I Wish 'I didn't.

'I wish 'I didn't.

'I had A' feeling you weren't gonna like it.

Oh my God.

It says Shake.

Well, 'I never shake

Will David have it?

No, he doesn't eat stuff like this.

No.

He doesn't eat this kind of stuff.

'I never shake these sauces.

'I always shake 'I mean 'I didn't shake the

yeah.

'I didn't shake the icing.

It's, and it says Shake.

Well, 'I never shake

that makes sense.

That makes

was shaken as A'.

Baby

'I get 'I.

Hope

shook.

'I was shook.

'I was shaken.

'I was shook,

'I was shook as A' baby 'I was shaken as A'

shook.

'I was shook A',

was shook.

that sounds like your Ren Far

'I was shook.

'I was shook.

'I was shook.

th doth shook too much.

is A' glacial end

Bye.