Speaker A

Tomorrow, Starbucks is eliminating the extra charge for milk alternatives, which will cost the coffee giant an estimated $1 billion a year and save its customers 10% off their drinks.

Speaker A

What non dairy drink will you be getting to celebrate it?

Speaker B

Ooh, and easy, easy, easy.

Speaker B

Iced coffee.

Speaker B

Grande iced coffee with a splash of coconut milk.

Speaker B

That's what I'm going to do.

Speaker B

I'm going to put a splash of coconut milk.

Speaker A

So you're not even going to make the barista put the non dairy milk in.

Speaker A

You're going to do it.

Speaker B

Splash the coconut and splash the coconut.

Speaker B

That's what I'm going to do myself at the condiment bar.

Speaker B

Yes.

Speaker B

And probably make a huge mess because you know, I have a history of spilling coffee everywhere I go, especially on expensive rugs at Friends of Ours Place of business.

Speaker B

All right, tops.

Speaker B

The famed baseball card maker is partnering with the Westminster Kennel Club to release a line of cards named Stars of the show which feature champion pooches from the names with the names of like Sage the Miniature Poodle to Trumpet the Blood.

Speaker B

Those are real names.

Speaker B

And what breed of pooch would you most want in the first pack of Stars of the show that you opened?

Speaker A

Okay, I guess a mini golden doodle like for my little kid who loves like he'll probably be.

Speaker A

We're gonna have so many of these dog baseball cards in our lives in no time.

Speaker A

I just know it.

Speaker A

He loves so much though.

Speaker B

What would.

Speaker B

What would said name of mini golden doodle be?

Speaker B

And do you have that picked out yet as well?

Speaker B

I'm curious.

Speaker B

I don't want to put you on the spot, but I feel like it's an appropriate question, dog dawg.

Speaker B

All right.

Speaker B

Yeah.

Speaker A

Yes.

Speaker B

Yeah, that actually makes sense.

Speaker B

I like that.

Speaker B

I like that for you.

Speaker A

Oh, God.

Speaker A

All right, Chris.

Speaker A

Last weekend's SNL featured Pete Davidson purchasing a questionable gallon of milk set in a cooler among room temperature.

Speaker A

Any drinks?

Speaker A

Energy drinks from the Duane Reade at the Port Authority Bus Station.

Speaker B

Chris.

Speaker A

What is the Chris Walton equivalent of buying milk from the Duane Reade at the Port Authority Bus Station?

Speaker B

Oh my God.

Speaker B

Oh, this one's so easy for me.

Speaker B

And I once bought a hot dog off a roller from the downtown Minneapolis target at like 2:30 in the afternoon.

Speaker B

Oh, I did it once and I will never ever do it again.

Speaker B

In fact, and I will never eat a hot dog again.

Speaker B

I swear to God.

Speaker B

I've not had a hot dog since Sense.

Speaker B

I will not eat hot dogs.

Speaker A

Why?

Speaker A

Why did you eat.

Speaker A

Why would you choose that?

Speaker A

You're.

Speaker A

I was there another Option.

Speaker B

I was craving hot dogs for some weird reason, because I don't even generally like hot dogs, but I was craving it.

Speaker A

Yeah.

Speaker B

So I knew where I could get when I was working downtown on a Saturday, which tells you a little bit about me and my personality.

Speaker B

And I decided to go get a hot dog off the roller and.

Speaker B

Yeah, no, I.

Speaker B

I can never, ever, ever go back, Ann.

Speaker B

It was.

Speaker B

It was not a good experience.

Speaker B

So that is my.

Speaker B

That is my buying Dwayne milk from the Duane Reed at the Port Authority bus Station analogy.

Speaker A

Oh, no, thank you.

Speaker B

I know, right?

Speaker B

All right, last one.

Speaker B

A new Oregon Trail action comedy movie is in development at Apple.

Speaker B

And I don't.

Speaker B

Did you play Oregon Trail?

Speaker B

And I'm curious, what was your favorite part about playing it as a kid?

Speaker A

I was just.

Speaker A

When I was like, if I think about Oregon Trail, I remember, like, the beep, beep, beep, you know, where, like, your carriage is slowly out on the green screen, black and green screen, like, going into the river, and then you.

Speaker A

You are dead.

Speaker A

You've drowned.

Speaker A

This is over the river.

Speaker B

Yeah, that was the part I remember, too, the river part.

Speaker B

Like when you're fording the stream, right.

Speaker B

That's what, like.

Speaker A

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker A

So you have to be like, what are you going to get rid of in your cart?

Speaker A

What are you going to leave behind?

Speaker A

What animals are you going to leave behind so that you can float across the stream and we always drown.

Speaker B

Yeah, that.

Speaker B

That and dysentery.

Speaker B

The second dysentery drop of the show, Ed.

Speaker B

That was the other thing I remember.

Speaker B

I always died of dysentery, you know, and.

Speaker B

And had to go out hunting and shooting little squirrels and stuff.

Speaker B

I think that's what.

Speaker A

Now we know what dysentery is.

Speaker A

We can thank Oregon Trail in our childhood for that, right?

Speaker B

Yes.

Speaker B

And it's really the only time I ever use that word, so it's probably why it was top of mind before.