Tomorrow, Starbucks is eliminating the extra charge for milk alternatives, which will cost the coffee giant an estimated $1 billion a year and save its customers 10% off their drinks.
Speaker AWhat non dairy drink will you be getting to celebrate it?
Speaker BOoh, and easy, easy, easy.
Speaker BIced coffee.
Speaker BGrande iced coffee with a splash of coconut milk.
Speaker BThat's what I'm going to do.
Speaker BI'm going to put a splash of coconut milk.
Speaker ASo you're not even going to make the barista put the non dairy milk in.
Speaker AYou're going to do it.
Speaker BSplash the coconut and splash the coconut.
Speaker BThat's what I'm going to do myself at the condiment bar.
Speaker BYes.
Speaker BAnd probably make a huge mess because you know, I have a history of spilling coffee everywhere I go, especially on expensive rugs at Friends of Ours Place of business.
Speaker BAll right, tops.
Speaker BThe famed baseball card maker is partnering with the Westminster Kennel Club to release a line of cards named Stars of the show which feature champion pooches from the names with the names of like Sage the Miniature Poodle to Trumpet the Blood.
Speaker BThose are real names.
Speaker BAnd what breed of pooch would you most want in the first pack of Stars of the show that you opened?
Speaker AOkay, I guess a mini golden doodle like for my little kid who loves like he'll probably be.
Speaker AWe're gonna have so many of these dog baseball cards in our lives in no time.
Speaker AI just know it.
Speaker AHe loves so much though.
Speaker BWhat would.
Speaker BWhat would said name of mini golden doodle be?
Speaker BAnd do you have that picked out yet as well?
Speaker BI'm curious.
Speaker BI don't want to put you on the spot, but I feel like it's an appropriate question, dog dawg.
Speaker BAll right.
Speaker BYeah.
Speaker AYes.
Speaker BYeah, that actually makes sense.
Speaker BI like that.
Speaker BI like that for you.
Speaker AOh, God.
Speaker AAll right, Chris.
Speaker ALast weekend's SNL featured Pete Davidson purchasing a questionable gallon of milk set in a cooler among room temperature.
Speaker AAny drinks?
Speaker AEnergy drinks from the Duane Reade at the Port Authority Bus Station.
Speaker BChris.
Speaker AWhat is the Chris Walton equivalent of buying milk from the Duane Reade at the Port Authority Bus Station?
Speaker BOh my God.
Speaker BOh, this one's so easy for me.
Speaker BAnd I once bought a hot dog off a roller from the downtown Minneapolis target at like 2:30 in the afternoon.
Speaker BOh, I did it once and I will never ever do it again.
Speaker BIn fact, and I will never eat a hot dog again.
Speaker BI swear to God.
Speaker BI've not had a hot dog since Sense.
Speaker BI will not eat hot dogs.
Speaker AWhy?
Speaker AWhy did you eat.
Speaker AWhy would you choose that?
Speaker AYou're.
Speaker AI was there another Option.
Speaker BI was craving hot dogs for some weird reason, because I don't even generally like hot dogs, but I was craving it.
Speaker AYeah.
Speaker BSo I knew where I could get when I was working downtown on a Saturday, which tells you a little bit about me and my personality.
Speaker BAnd I decided to go get a hot dog off the roller and.
Speaker BYeah, no, I.
Speaker BI can never, ever, ever go back, Ann.
Speaker BIt was.
Speaker BIt was not a good experience.
Speaker BSo that is my.
Speaker BThat is my buying Dwayne milk from the Duane Reed at the Port Authority bus Station analogy.
Speaker AOh, no, thank you.
Speaker BI know, right?
Speaker BAll right, last one.
Speaker BA new Oregon Trail action comedy movie is in development at Apple.
Speaker BAnd I don't.
Speaker BDid you play Oregon Trail?
Speaker BAnd I'm curious, what was your favorite part about playing it as a kid?
Speaker AI was just.
Speaker AWhen I was like, if I think about Oregon Trail, I remember, like, the beep, beep, beep, you know, where, like, your carriage is slowly out on the green screen, black and green screen, like, going into the river, and then you.
Speaker AYou are dead.
Speaker AYou've drowned.
Speaker AThis is over the river.
Speaker BYeah, that was the part I remember, too, the river part.
Speaker BLike when you're fording the stream, right.
Speaker BThat's what, like.
Speaker AYeah, yeah.
Speaker ASo you have to be like, what are you going to get rid of in your cart?
Speaker AWhat are you going to leave behind?
Speaker AWhat animals are you going to leave behind so that you can float across the stream and we always drown.
Speaker BYeah, that.
Speaker BThat and dysentery.
Speaker BThe second dysentery drop of the show, Ed.
Speaker BThat was the other thing I remember.
Speaker BI always died of dysentery, you know, and.
Speaker BAnd had to go out hunting and shooting little squirrels and stuff.
Speaker BI think that's what.
Speaker ANow we know what dysentery is.
Speaker AWe can thank Oregon Trail in our childhood for that, right?
Speaker BYes.
Speaker BAnd it's really the only time I ever use that word, so it's probably why it was top of mind before.