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Hey Chelsey goose goose.

How you doing?

Oh, I'm good.

Goldie seems a little bit barky.

So hopefully that will resolve over the course of the taping.

I'm good.

As you know, I'm like so busy, I've been staring at a computer screen for so long, just trying to

do, you have blue light blocking glasses,

these are supposed to be blue, light blocking, but I think

One is supposed to sit at a

lights up it's

the blue is like, um, yeah, I'm out.

I'm tired.

How's your

I'm having a good week

you know, I'm excited to share.

I leased a car.

stop you did.

Oh my God.

Did you cry?

Did you, was it emotional?

Like.

I have explicitly not been sharing with Chelsey so that

I'm so happy.

I leased my car last Wednesday and it's been good.

It was, I went with a Hyundai.

Okay.

Which is awesome.

And they have this little thing nowadays called express shopping with true pricing transparency,

Oh,

basically like locks you in to a deal sheet.

And then you go and in-person and they have to honor it for the three days.

The deal sheet is good for.

So I went in.

I met with this wonderful salesperson named Melo, and they did not try to do anything shady.

They actually took an additional $200 off when I asked and all as well.

So now Chelsey, I have a black 20, 22 Hyundai venue SUV.

Oh my God.

like a little teeny baby version of your nice BMW.

Okay.

Well, the, everybody doesn't need to know how bougie I am, but

But I can't wait for them to park beside each other.

Cause you'll see.

It's like a teeny little funny version of

I love that though.

So is this, is this Hyundai specific with a pricing thing?

Like that's something they do.

It is something that they specifically do.

I don't know if every single dealership does it, but

certain do.

Yeah.

And I asked mellow the salesperson.

I asked him, you know, like, do people do this all the time?

And he was like, no, because I think people think there has to be a catch.

So they don't think it's actually real.

like, wow, this is Crazy.

And I told him,

I

a big fan of Hyundai is

Oh, really?

he, he drove one for a while.

Yeah.

Like in the recent past, like not even that long ago, he's just always been a fan.

He thinks it's a really well-made automobile.

Well, Mella was telling me that the good thing is, is that Hyundai is newer than

And so they don't necessarily have to do cutting edge technology.

They don't have to offer as many things.

And so.

What's exciting about Hyundai is that they're still trying to expand and make

So, but I'm very happy that now I have a car that I can officially announce on the podcast

oh, you

who wants Kia should not go to Jack Daniel's Kia in New Jersey.

I, I, you did.

I'm proud of you way to give a live on the air.

Review!

go

dead Jack Daniels Kia, now that they were screwing over a person with a

Oh, they should not do that, especially not a Review Queen.

Yikes.

So, Yeah.

But anyway,

so I'm very happy.

But with that anger that I literally just like tapped into, I'm really

I really need that.

Lodge A Complaint.

Against a very common day nuisance.

Um, Chelsey, I'm actually going to pick up my camera and I'm going to show you?

what happened.

This happened to me earlier today, whole punch confetti,

Oh, yes.

you ever gone to a hole punch and you're trying to punch it.

You

Oh no.

And the bottom

the bottom just goes

Yeah.

I hate that.

Well girl diva friend that happened to me today.

It made me so angry that I couldn't even pick it up.

I just said, you know what, that's my complaint for today.

I, why does the bottom of the whole pot, the three-hole punch?

Why does it come off that easily?

Why, why does it take a

Was it overstuffed.

That's what I always look to blame myself.

So I'm like, did I stop it too

No, it's definitely, it's definitely not overstock.

It's just malfunction.

It is.

I honestly, this whole punch is Dave EDS.

That was in his Chelsey apartment that he lived in for

so it's been

who knows when he bought this?

So it might actually be deficit of grip of this whole punch base, regardless.

is something that you have to frequently be aware of with hole.

Punches is not to spill the confetti.

And we all know that.

I love to complain about.

Yes, we do know

But an unexpected confetti or a non celebratory confetti, but a paper confetti

I don't want you all over the floor.

Well, I, as you know, I used to, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say who on the air.

Cause I'm shady, I guess, or now I signed an NDA maybe, but I used to do fan mail for, for

And the worst was the glitter bombs.

Like I would open up, I would open up an envelope that some kid had sent and

Oh my God.

like a costed.

So I know the feeling of like an unwanted, glitter bomb, explosion, whatever.

I feel you that sucks.

I have to Lodge A Complaint.

Yeah.

I'm like a big fan of the everything, but the bagel seasoning.

I mean, I'm not like welcome to the party everybody is, but I decided to

And then.

I got a poppy seed stuck in my

Um, now.

And however it had gotten stuck there.

It just, it would not come out.

Like I had to actually get floss, get aggressive with the poppy seed that was stuck in my tooth.

And they had to quickly like peruse my brain, like who did I see?

You know, like just, I just went to the pharmacy and picked up a

So like, did they notice, like, you know, that feeling when you're like, I've clearly had this.

In my tooth.

I didn't realize, then I realized I can't deal with it right away.

Like I was like in the car, tried with the finger wasn't working.

I had to literally like drive home to deal with this thing.

I mean, I don't know who I'm complaining at.

I'm just saying I wasn't happy about it.

So I thought I'd talk about it today.

I feel like those days are always like when you're feeling especially confident

And something like a poppy seed.

It's just so easy to like get lodged in there.

So, okay.

I'm not actually unfamiliar.

So is this from trader?

Joe's

Yeah.

I mean, trader Joe's, I think really started the everything, but the bagel seasoning hype.

Now a lot of other brands have it as well.

It's just, it's basically all of the, like, I love it.

Everything bagel.

If I'm going to get a bagel, it's going to be likely everything toasted

not my now.

But I do love and everything bagel.

So I don't always want to eat bagels.

People don't always want to have bagels, but they might like that flavor.

And so I I'd say that's probably where the seasoning came from.

And then people started doing like everything, crusted, tilapia and like that.

One of my favorite things about Judaism is bagel.

Oh yeah.

I feel Like growing up in the south, we didn't really have bagels.

I remember my mom would get frozen bagels.

Like maybe once

a lender.

Yes.

It wasn't like a thing.

And so like when I first moved to New York, I would go to a Dunkin donuts and I would get

It was so exciting to me that I had the option to get a bagel.

And I like gained so much weight.

Like I gained my freshmen 15, basically at Dunkin donuts with bagels.

So then I was like, I always had the sense of like, um, torment around bagels, but being with

I mean, sometimes feel like if I'm going down, I'm going down with

What do you suspect is tray's favorite kind of bagel, since

Ooh.

Okay.

Well, like I had an immediate feeling, but then I like took it back.

Like, I don't know, like my immediate gut was like a cinnamon Razan.

Oh my God.

Am I right?

That's so weird.

Oh, my

Why did you think that.

I don't know.

I just, like, as soon as I said it and your face had that reaction, I just immediately

You're more of a savory guy, so that's why I thought maybe it was wrong, but I'm so

Cause I was apparently so.

Yeah, I really do like Simon resin, but I think if I'm going to have egg salad

Yeah.

And I love Flay goals,

I like the flat.

Those are the flat bagels.

Are those like, is that, what's the difference between a Flagel on a bialy?

Are they the same?

We always talking about.

Yeah, bialy a bagel and a yellow.

I have no idea.

I don't know.

It'd be all he is

Oh, God.

Okay.

Well,

listeners call in.

Um, alright Chelsey, should we jump into some online reviews?

I think that's a great idea.

Review That Review!

As you know, we are your trusty Review!

Queens.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you the Review!

break it down and rate the impact of the review on a scale from zero to five crowns.

It's a very Regal process that we call

Assess That Kvetch!

And Chelsey, what have you got for us today?

Okay.

So today I have a one-star review from Amazon for the mountain.

Men's three Wolf, moon short-sleeve sleeve.

Now, do you know about these shirts where we have like a Wolf howling and a moon?

it like in the pocket?

No, this is

I have no idea what this

oh my God, you don't.

Okay.

So

it again.

Mountain men, three.

three Wolf, moon, short sleeve tee.

Okay.

So I don't really know what this is, guys.

People know there's a whole Wikipedia about it.

Okay.

There's a whole Wikipedia about this.

T-shirt

Oh, I just Googled, oh, three wolves howling out a man.

Exactly.

Yeah.

So I came across this Review!

so we have to, we have to break this down together.

Okay.

It is a one-star review written by Rita G.

The subject is untapped potential.

Oh, no.

This is a verified purchase.

Here we go.

I found out that this t-shirt is absolutely too much for some people

Yes.

Thought he could maybe appreciate me helping to light the fire between he and my sister.

She and I don't talk about intimate subjects.

But I wanted her, but I wanted her to feel the deep burning that I felt when

He was across the bar playing pool at the dead goat saloon salt lake.

The room blurred around him.

I got tunnel vision and the tingly sensations started down below and burned like a

The three Wolf t-shirt brought that back with even a brighter burn of

House.

Ooh, the hell of the Wolf within him.

Am I wrong for wanting this for my sister?

No, I say definitely not.

The crime here is that my brother-in-law hasn't even worn the t-shirt.

W T F is he afraid?

Does he feel unworthy?

I wish I could repossess it.

The thought of the pent up potential of a three Wolf t-shirt just wasting away in a drawer is

I want to see if they have a three Wolf thong I can get for my sister.

Maybe he will realize the dynamic he has prevented by not wearing his t-shirt.

Help me someone, what can I do?

Okay.

Just for the listeners.

If you haven't Googled our F if you found it on Instagram, this is literally just a t-shirt

hair.

right.

How, like how laying with like cold breath fog, and there's like a moon in the right.

There's nothing inherently sexual about this.

in, I'm very excited.

Those of you who are on the mailing list might have noticed that now we're

And so I'm very much looking forward to doing some research about this because.

I'm telling you, I looked this product up because I remembered even going back to like elementary

And I thought maybe it was a Twilight thing.

Cause it sort of crossed over with the same time period.

So I'm very excited.

There's definitely something there.

I might be in crash, but I do believe that there is a belief and indigenous

I just want to know if anybody listening has this

Cause I don't Trey doesn't don't even really understand the connection to the shirt.

I was whoa, I don't know why I was relying on you don't know, but either

but do we think that this review is just totally a joke?

Or do you think that this person is at all serious in what they're saying?

And also the brother-in-law can we talk about it?

That's the first thing I wrote down was brother-in-law dot, dot dot.

Yes.

And literally I was like, what?

And then you said yes, but then I realized it was actually for the sister's sick.

You know, I was going to ask you, are there a lot of funny jokey reviews about this product?

Not on this page that I found,

Cause I was wondering if this is like a cultural thing, like, is

Yeah.

I was wondering about that.

Exactly.

Like that's what I'm, I'm wondering if there's like a piece like that.

That is messy.

No, truthfully, I just, I Googled, you know, Wolf, moon T.

And thank God, this Amazon page.

So I, you know, I looked at it and you know how it does that thing where it says, this

Like at the top, like it gives the examples.

This was like the example of the bad review.

So I just read I didn't do any deep dive digging through the reviews truthfully.

Cause it was right.

It was right up

You know, it's interesting to me because I was trying to ascertain

Like if we think back to the after show a couple of weeks ago about AAA that triple X are

Blacks.

reviewer was very much like to the point wasn't for boasts

And like that was it.

This is like spelling out how salacious it is to be turned on.

That sort of rings a little like jokey or false, or like you're going into

And I, that makes me think maybe for comedy, but if I were to take Rita G at her at their

And if that is someone that you've been married to for 30 years, that does turn you on, then

So like, I can sort of follow the narrative a little bit.

Yeah.

Right.

But it does.

I mean, something about it does sort of stand out about like, are

Are you trying to like get attention?

Because I don't know.

It does seem a little jokey.

What do you think.

I mean, the whole thing really seems like a joke.

Like it's kind of, it's just strange.

That's why I'm like, am I missing something here?

Like what?

So this is a one-star view.

Because someone didn't wear the shirt your husband wore that like super attracted to you.

I don't know.

Rita G I don't think that this is one star worthy.

I think you obviously really like

Correct.

It's a five-star review for the shirt.

It's a five-star review for the shirt.

It's a one serve you for your brother-in-law.

So why.

You know, listen, I brought this in because it was so funny and ridiculous that I just had to,

So I had to bring it in.

I'm going to give Rita like some points when we eventually crown her for, you know, comedy.

Cause I think there was like an effort at that, but I don't think that this is really

I don't know if.

It, it feels kind of insider.

Basebally like, it's like a joke planted for other people that feel this way.

I also, I, I do have a big question, mark.

Like if we're going down a narrative storytelling route, how, how does Rita know that the

And then GO!

goes on to tell us that it's remaining folded in a drawer.

How do you know that Rita?

That makes me

about this is false.

Although I do,

good point.

love, I love.

The use of the phrase.

I wish I could repossess it.

only think of repossession as like a house or a car, but like Rita purchased it and gave

So they want to repossess it.

I love that phrase.

I'm going to

Yeah.

I mean the only, I guess, like what I was falling for the narrative there,

I'm really glad you brought that up as like, maybe that she's very close with her sister.

And so she's like convinced that if her sister's husband would have worn the shirt,

And it's so funny and I love it.

And he's so sexy in that.

Maybe that's a little.

You know.

Well, I have one more question.

Narrative wise, we end with the ponderance on.

I wish they made a three Wolf thong.

So.

Okay, but that also feels fishy narrative storytelling to me, because if it's a turn on

Or as Rita saying that if Rita wore a three.

Well, thong, it would turn the husband on because far we are being told that the husband has turned

So then is this joke you're ending with

okay.

Okay.

Fair.

I think the joke that we're ending or whatever, the point we're getting to, if there is one,

And for whatever reason, this shirt really lit the fire for them.

Right?

So clearly her and her husband

Oh,

good

fabulous night as a result of this t-shirt.

And so I think what sh Rita is saying.

Is that there's all this untapped potential in this.

T-shirt just sitting in the closet that could spice up their marriage.

Well, if she tells her sister like, Hey babe, where are these underwear?

It's going to really spice up your marriage.

I think the chances that her sister will follow through are high.

Right.

Maybe.

So I think that's why she's saying it, but are we taking any of this seriously?

It's hard.

And also help me someone, what can I do?

What can you do about what, helping your brother-in-law wear the shirt?

I guess.

Yeah.

I, I do think if we look at the roster here, I do question the value.

And I mean, I guess the information here is that this could be aphrodisiac.

Like we need, we don't need clams.

We don't need oysters.

We don't

need,

just say the Walty

need this Wolf t-shirt

try.

If I bought you, this will tell you what you wear it in the bedroom and tell me if it had an impact

without a doubt, I would absolutely wear

Great.

All right.

Fine

But I don't, but the value here, and I think the ultimate deal

Like this is a five star review for the t-shirt a one-star review for the family member.

So I don't know how valuable this is.

What was Rita spelling and grammar like,

Good.

Yeah.

Good.

Um, WTF.

is that multiple apps?

So then see that makes me now I'm even more suspicious because we

And we learned from when James came on the show that there might be

I mean, how often do we

That was y'all.

Review!

that has no spelling errors.

Yes.

That was the up your ride.

But how often do we have reviews that are thoroughly perfect.

Oh, right.

So your point is that like, the reason you're suspicious is because this is clearly

See your whole point about Twilight.

I'm wondering if maybe this is like fan fiction, trying to see, like, this Review!

going to pop off because if it does, then I'm going to turn this into a spinoff for Twilight

Rita G could have an ulterior motive.

I think it is.

And I think Reed is a writer.

Do you think is a common expense?

Listen.

I don't know.

I'm going to say no, but I'm also going to leave room for, I know that there

So maybe for them it's common, but no, in the sense that we're giving this product a one-stop.

And we're raving about it.

You know, like that's, I'm looking quickly at the other ones are reviews.

Cause I know you said like, are there a lot of joke reviews?

And it doesn't really, I mean, there's like 10 pages.

It's, it's a 2%, one star reviews, 84%, five.

Um, and then the others are mixed in and most of the other bad reviews

I thought this was, you know, this didn't fit.

Be aware.

Men's sizing, not boys.

Like, you know, that kind of stuff.

Okay.

Wait, I just looked on Amazon

okay.

and there's literally a screenshot.

And a five-star review of Rainn Wilson from the office wearing this t-shirt did I

not

insane.

earlier?

You did

have never seen A'.

single episode of the office.

I know, I haven't really watched the office either.

That's so crazy.

So this must be a joke from the office.

Okay.

Interesting.

All right.

Well there's we gotta have listeners that watch the office.

Certainly.

I mean, my friends are all pulled when I tell them that I haven't watched it.

Okay.

Well, well,

know that I have one friend that watches the office very regularly.

So I'm going to ask her to listen to this Review!

and call in and leave us a message to let us know.

so then what do we think?

Do we think that read us truthful or shady?

Oh, read a shady.

I mean, at the end of the day, what we say is who is impacted by these reviews and

Familial matters.

Have no business

right.

That's Yeah.

All right.

I think I could crown

I can crown.

All right.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort

We will simultaneously reveal our race.

The Queens are Tabulating.

All of season two.

So.

that's crazy.

I can't believe that we both said half it's So.

harsh.

I know, but I think it's accurate.

All right.

So why did you give Rita a half ground?

I do just want to like be transparent here.

Like it was, I randomly saw like the first customer image was the rain Wilson screenshot,

So that conclusion I jumped to pretty quickly, regardless.

I think I said half crown, because as we have already said, this is a review of the

So it's, miscategorized the half crown, because I did think it was common.

But other than that, I don't think there's any value here.

I think it's stupid.

It's a t-shirt of three wolves, howling at a moon, but you're telling me it's sexier than oysters.

So I just had half crown.

Cause it's not really gonna have an impact on me.

Why did you say half crowd for Rita G

I'm just going to say, I want you to hold judgment on that until

got to do it before it airs so that we can get a true

you're right.

right.

I'll I'll order it as soon as we finish, so, oh, right.

Cause David listens.

Hi David.

Okay.

So I did the half crown pretty much.

I mean yes.

Spelling, grammar, and humor only for the verified purchase.

I mean, at least you purchase the.

um,

Right.

I mean, I can't really give more than that to Rita.

Cause it just, this needs to be filtered out elsewhere.

This is, this is like the equivalent to me of the Honolulu.

Review!

in a way, because it just doesn't belong.

get that.

Yeah, I get that too

I'm so glad I brought that in because it was shady, right?

So I feel like have we ever both done a half crown?

I feel like that's so harsh for us.

Yeah, I think we were just very much on the same page about Rita and, um,

I guess what's like, what's there for me is like, if

like, I think that Kleenex Review!

is so epic because it's very specifically giving five stars to Kleenex.

And then this like rambling, hilarious, comical joke.

a good point.

That's a good point.

Try.

This is a little misguided.

right.

Comedy done for comedy sake, with approval of the product and five star, no harm, no foul,

make it one star, which means you're negatively impacting the business.

You're negatively impacting the overall score.

And it's just a joke.

You're losing me.

It just feels like it misses the target.

Even if it, even if they'd given forced sports stars, I would still think, okay.

That's a little weird, but like one star that's a big ding to your,

Yeah.

I just, it also, like, I just think the like thesis statement was hard me to follow.

Like, I don't think it's a sexy shirt, which is why ultimately we were like this,

Exactly.

Yes.

Anyway, better luck next time.

Or like next time, Rita J I hope the brother-in-law where's the product

All right.

My queen, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Trey.

Who are you inducting this week for

My Royal

Highness!

Okay.

So today I am going to choose to be vulnerable and I'm going to induct something

So I'm going to induct the company called ForHims.com.

They're also a sister company of ForHers.com.

Okay.

They make sexual wellness products, but I found Hims for hair loss.

So I am 36 years old and I started to notice.

The front of my hair was getting very thin.

And I am someone who, every time I go to the barber, it's like they use the

So I started to notice, Oh,

I feel like my hair is thinning.

Am I really at this point in my life?

So I started asking some friends and checking around and there is a

Okay.

I don't know, it's a science word, but there is a medicine that you

it.

does something.

That basically like, re-engineered that process.

So it won't create hair where hair is dead.

it.

will regrow the hair where the hair has been blocked by this protein

And

So if we're like on the way out, but we're not out, we

And it's one of those things that the earlier you start

Sure.

So I pulled the plug in December,

cause I

pun intended.

literally I started to get a little paranoid about it.

Now, anyone that's on our Patreon supporters, you can see, like I do have a very far receding

So I'm not talking.

The receding, like I'll never grow new hair here because that has never really existed.

What has been growing back is the actual hair follicles here where my bangs

It does take several months for the real growth to happen.

So anyway, I have been seeing such positive results.

I know many people who don't like to communicate about that don't like to share about it.

I don't really care.

Uh, if you're experiencing hair loss, it's a choice nowadays.

We're in this great new age of medicine where if you don't want to have thin balding hair and

So ForHims.com I have at the time of recording this episode, I have reached out to try to get

Hopefully by the time this is airing, I can plug in, we have a code or something.

I'm trying to make that work because I.

Really I'm endorsing it.

It's made a huge impact on me emotionally.

And so for that reason today being brave, I don't like their pronoun usage, but we're just

This is it's hymns or hers, but the website is ForHims or ForHers.

And that's why you are My Royal Highness.

Wow So is it just this product that is the solution or is

Like maybe I'm like, I don't really want to take that pill, but Ooh, that cream looks interesting.

Great question.

It's actually, it's like a whole consultation situation where you like get on a, like a live

don't know.

There's different types of hair loss and there's different solutions.

So I do also, I did purchase a bundle, so I do have shampoo oil

And I have the medicine, the medicine tends to have the strongest results.

And then obviously it's like, if you do it.

all, it's the best.

But yeah, there solutions that have nothing to do with ingesting medication

Great.

and also for hymns and for hers, like they have like erectile dysfunction medicine.

They have

I'm going to check out for her.

I'm going to see if there's anything there.

I think J-Lo wants like endorsed for hers.

So it's like a real thing.

okay, cool.

Wow.

something new today.

There you go.

Well, we did at Quinn, that's another hairy round on the argue a Ferris wheel of woo woo.

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Certain names have been redacted or changed to protect the guilty.

Executive Produced by Trey Gerrald and Chelsey Donn with editing and sound design by me!

With voiceover talents by Eva Kaminsky.

Our cover art was designed by LogoVora.

And our theme song was written by Joe Kinosian and sung by Natalie Weiss.

Do you find the shirt to be.

I don't know, I hired it definitely made me curious when we

Maybe you need to open yourself up to a burn,

Oh, I don't.

Yeah, maybe I do.

Maybe, maybe I did,

but only the good kind of burn.

only the light lightening rod to your heart.

Yes.