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Chelsey, holy cannoli.

It's a big week girl.

Passover starts on Friday, and then we have Easter Sunday.

How's your week going?

How are your plans?

What's going on?

just throwing away all the bread, you know, gotta get, gotta get ready.

Got to lock up the bread cabinet.

Don't don't want to have any temptations around, so good.

Excuse to get rid of all the carbs, I guess.

Exactly.

You're um, getting ready for Passover by throwing out bread and I'm getting ready for Easter by

That's sacrilegious.

I can't keep that in

Ah, and you're getting ready for Easter by.

painting my egg.

Yeah.

I always really wanted to buy one of those like egg spinner thingies, where

It's like the spinny thing and the egg goes in the center of it, and

And it forms like a perfect circle around the egg.

have you ever seen those, Um, their new contraptions, you like their

I have seen my friends.

Staff is a big fan of this device.

Yeah.

people are say, it's amazing.

I think she got it as a gift because she would always bring hard-boiled eggs to work.

so one of her coworkers was like, Steph really likes hard boiled eggs, better buy or this.

And it's like changed her life.

that's so nice.

it.

Apparently I was, I don't know where I saw this recently, but you can

Oh, I've heard that?

Yeah.

Airfares are amazing.

I still don't have one.

I need to get

one.

like a magic box that just makes your food, I guess

We truly are living in the, instead of Rosie it's Siri

and

Exactly.

I mean, they definitely, they knew things that, and then that movie, oh God, that

Xenon girl, of the future.

We're like they had a lot of like FaceTime stuff happening.

I remember watching the Jetsons as a kid and being like, how is

mean, it literally blew my mind.

And I remember thinking about

really like thinking, wow, if that ever happens, that would be crazy.

How would that possibly happen?

Yeah.

And now it's real life.

They knew things.

And now you and I are on opposite coasts doing a podcast,

It's true.

each other.

It's just so many things like that with television, where they predict

Yeah.

That is so weird.

It is strange.

Are we feeling complaining today?

yeah, let's get into some complaints.

Chelsey, is there anything that you need to

Lodge A Complaint.

about today?

there is always, I want to take it back to the shower.

I know we were there a few weeks ago and I want to go by.

want to talk about just inconsistent temperatures in the shower.

Have we discussed

Oh, no, but

GO!.

Okay.

It's just like very confusing to me.

When I take a shower regularly, always have the same method, certain amount

Like I know my recipe I've been living in the same place for a long time.

Do you have one handle or do you have a hot and a cold handle?

I have a hot and cold.

I have two different handles.

I know, like I turned my hot all the way up and then I turned my cold to

And sometimes.

Something goes awry.

I don't really know what causes it.

I don't know if it's laundry.

I don't know if it's one of my housemates using the shower.

I really don't know what it is, but something happens where all of a sudden I got to

And then all of a sudden the shower is burning hot and then freezing cold and then burning hot.

And why, why does, why, why does this keep happening?

I have a bathtub and I am obsessed with taking baths and I think our house just needs

And it's really frustrating.

Oh, you use up all the hot water if you're going fill up at the top.

But just in that one pipeline because of

the shower, because it's two separate things.

It's not like a combo, the shower never loses hot water and our sink can never lose hot water.

Like, it's very weird.

It's just the bathtub, but okay.

Anyway, I'm sort of off track here, but I recognize, I don't know what that is.

I don't know if it is a water heater situation.

I don't know if it's like the piping situation, but that is very frustrating

Yeah.

it's just very inconsistent.

And there's no way to fix it.

It's like you're trying to fix something that is just, it's completely gone.

Rogue.

The captain has left the building.

There's no equilibrium.

That's going to be mad.

It's done.

Like, you know, it's done and you're already soapy.

You have soap in your hair

I remember in acting school.

One of our professors told us the story about memory recall, but there was some

I think it was a German actor

who,

as.

Who is in some film where they die by suicide by shooting a gun

Like, how did you do that?

And they told the story about when they were in drama school, they were

Hot water.

And so every morning there was this one moment where he would have to like center

And that was what he recalled for the scene when he had to like pull the trigger.

And for whatever reason, that one story has lived with me.

So hardcore.

Anytime the hot water goes away.

I think of that actor.

I don't know the movie.

I don't know the actor.

I don't know anything, but I just that memory of like,

oh,

was the performance of success.

I think so.

Yeah.

Very renowned thing that I don't know.

Ah, oh man.

Well, great complaint.

I

definitely hear you.

wild.

So.

Yeah.

What about you?

Give us a complaint, lay it on us.

Trey.

Okay.

Today, I would like to lodge a complaint against people using the speaker phone

I hate

it someone is on a call

they're in place and they're talking on the speaker phone, or if they're

So they're just blaring it on a speaker that is so rude.

I don't want to listen to your phone call.

I don't want to listen to your music unless you're playing their original cast recording

So it's annoying to me why we have headphones.

That's it's a device that exists.

I recognize like maybe you forgot them.

Well then why don't you hold the phone up to your ear?

Like you hold a phone up to your ear.

Why do you think that people want to hear it?

All of that.

Have you ever encountered that?

Completely agree.

Like I just don't understand why anyone would ever think that unless you're on a reality show where

There is zero reason to have your phone on speaker.

It's similar to being on an airplane.

And having somebody just play something rogue.

Now I understand the temptation because I'd been on a plane before where my headphones, all of a

And like, whatever, like, you just want to go for it, but I don't.

Cause I'm just like, that's so.

Rude and presumptive to assume that somebody else, once they hear your

I don't know.

There've been so many situations where I've personally like been listening to

And I just have to turn it off.

Even if it like makes me feel a little bit like, oh, I have to remember to go back to that later.

Turn it off.

If you don't have that.

I think that is what it is for me, because I'm so aware of how I'm being perceived.

From growing up gay in the south.

that.

that is what is so baffling to me that people can just be fully unaware

Um, so extremely aware of it.

That that is what is so baffling to me.

I understand if you're like a 75 year old and you're like at Walmart and

but if 20 year old and you're like blaring music, it's like, you know what AirPods are.

You've heard of them, right?

Well, I do feel cleansed and happy and I'm so glad that we have this opportunity to

get all of these catches out so that

we can clean and clear

as we jump into other people's complaints.

Are you ready?

Chelsey?

Should we get into some online reviews?

shut.

And we can also be clean and clear for the upcoming holidays.

Yes.

thought and I.

Yes.

All right, let's do it.

As you know, we are your trustee Review!

Queens.

We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

We read you the Review!

break it down and then rate the impact of the review on a scale from zero to five

Assess That Kvetch.

And you're first to the party today.

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And I brought brownies too.

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Review That Review.

Okie dokie and honor of this holy week I have today, a one star

So Maxine's subject is zero stars.

If that was an option,

Okay.

you know, we love that.

And, uh, it's a verified purchase and this is Maxine's one-star Amazon review for

Two issues.

Hence the low score.

WAY overpriced!

$5?!

Seriously?

These are 12 bunnies with a total weight of 3.38 ounces!

Tiny little guys.

I think they sell at a Target or Walmart for WAY under $2.

MY bad for purchasing them and not reading all info.

Like I normally do.

I bought two for $10 of net product weight of 6.78.

So doing the math, a pound of these things are over $20?!

Ridiculous!

they are basically marshmallows shaped, like bunnies, dyed, bright,

A LOT of sugar!

Extremely over the top sweet.

Think taking a regular marshmallow, dampen it a little and coat it in as much sugar

Horrible.

You could get the same effect by putting two large marshmallows in your mouth.

Add a couple tablespoons of regular sugar in a shot glass and swallowing it.

If for some reason you want these peeps, go to any store, grocery target, et cetera.

And I guarantee you, they are not going to be over $2 a box, probably

How did Maxine spell reg LAR that we got that reading.

R E G I L a R.

Oh, wow.

Regular.

So I just want you to know that two people found this helpful.

For inflation reasons.

This was written March 9th, 2015,

and today the day of recording, I just did a little perusing.

And if you go to target.com

peeps Easter blue, Bunny's 4.5 ounces.

12 count is $2 and 19

cents.

If you go to CVS today at the time of recording.

Peeps yellow, marshmallow bunnies, Easter candy APS two 19.

Okay.

All

So it's All $2 and 19 cents.

So Maxine does have a point regarding the price.

I'll give her that.

I guess the part of the Review!

where I got a little bit confused.

Is it the math talk?

Well, first of all, the math, the math was just like extra, so great.

Like again, Maxine's giving me very teacher vibes, right.

Or teacher vibes, or like on some sort of extreme diet or like on and off of

I was going to say a food scale.

Right because wow.

Like, or maybe they're like a candle maker.

I don't know.

They like clearly do something where they regularly, there are chem chemistry teacher.

They do something where they regularly have to measure things,

But the part of the Review!

that I'm kind of like, Hmm, not so sure about is when we get into the

Yeah, I want to ask you, have you ever had a peep?

had a peep and I don't, I don't like peeps.

They are sugary marshmallows.

Right.

correct.

But doesn't everybody that's buying a peep know that it's a sugary, marshmallow.

Does anyone need to be told by Maxine?

Yeah.

Good question.

if you are a Christian and the United States of America, if you don't know what

And therefore do not have an account on Amazon to

read Maxine's description.

Yeah.

Even if there was a sense of humor in there and it was like, obviously

It's basically two marshmallows and like a pound of sugar, like then I would have been like, okay.

Yeah, yeah.

But the vet that Maxine was like, let me take you through the process

Right.

Yeah.

It's a whole paragraph about their description.

of peeps, right?

Which like I get it or do it due diligence.

Usually that would be a plus.

But in this situation on Amazon, I just don't buy it.

That somebody is going to go there and need Maxine's description.

Okay.

I guess I can sort of separate Maxine is saying, okay, there's two issues

here.

horribly overpriced, and then it doesn't taste good,

but I feel like they're really saying like, it's just marshmallows that are dampened with sugar.

So why are you paying so much, like.

Even seem like it's two issues.

It seems like, further evidence for the first issue that it's too expensive,

because you're saying like, why are you paying $5 for a wet marshmallow that has sugar on it?

You know, it's,

But it's if you felt so averse to the product and why did

Like clearly you knew what you were getting into.

Well, I do feel like part of Amazon is the convenience.

Like,

so

why I'm saying like, I, I think like if I was like, oh shoot,

And you know, I need to get peeps or my kids when they get home from school.

Cause all their friends are going to have peeps and I don't want to be the mom without the

Then I'm going to go on Amazon and buy them.

I do think it is out of control the price gouging.

I will give Maxine that, like, I really think Amazon should be doing something to regulate

Like I do think that that is ridiculous.

And I hear Maxine there.

But I, in my mind, like I do feel like we always had peeps in our

So it does sort of feel like a staple.

So the price gouging, which does show up in a lot of reviews, I

found Amazon people are really outraged by the price.

But I do also think like this is a company that has a product that

They obviously have branched out and they have lines of things,

but it like, this is an Easter product.

So I sort of give it a pass that it's like, Okay.

well, if they can only sell it this time of year.

But I also think if you just, I do think of you just buying it in the checkout line at CVS.

Like it's like candy canes.

Like you're just going to buy them at a grocery store or something.

But,

uh, I

I mean, I don't know if I want to like, feel so bad for the peeps

That makes peeps

must be.

I'm sure that someone has purchased it by this point.

exactly.

Something about Maxine declaring that they are serving.

How much a box is supposed to be elsewhere.

And then at the end they're like, I'm pretty sure it's 25 cents cheaper

than what I'm saying.

Just all of that feels a little shady.

Like, I mean, I think I trust, I don't know.

I am split about Maxine, but ultimately it feels a little like, why are you so mad about this?

Well, I know I, Maxine is mad.

I like, I just think that based on the Review!

the actual narrative is that Maxine went on in a hurry, ordered some peeps,

had them Dilla had them deliver, you know, order them.

Didn't bother to look at the.

Was then like going through her Amazon purchases saw how much she paid and was like,

Review!

I'm sorry.

There is a little bit of responsibility here to Maxine now, whereas where's the value.

I guess if I was somebody else that was going to go buy this product and I hadn't looked at

I might then be like, oh, shoot.

She's right.

I'm not going to pay that much for this when I can get it CVS,

I hear

you know,

yeah, I that's actually true.

there is value there.

But I think that the passion that's coming from from Maxine is really because

By their, um, schedule all ya.

Yeah, by like not paying attention.

It was like, this was the hard lesson that Maxine had to learn about.

Just assuming that it product like peeps has a universal price and not bothering

Right.

Do you think that this would be a deal breaker for you?

No, and I don't think it'll be a deal breaker for anybody looking at this.

I think that again, a normal person would look at the price.

So if it was going to be a deal breaker for them, they were just look at the product page,

Like, I don't anybody is on the fence.

Going to Amazon looking for peeps in the first place, and then going to look in the

I mean, like you said, there were people that said it was useful, so maybe we're wrong.

two people.

And this was written in 2015.

Okay.

All right.

But that's still like a couple people had to go and like tick that box for Maxine,

Yeah.

I mean the spelling and grammar is pretty great here.

Other than that

other than

regular.

And every time it is interesting.

Every time they have the word bunnies, it's a capital B.

the CA they're talking about capital B bunnies here.

Okay.

I feel like I could crown this.

How are you feeling?

I think I can crown Maxine.

Okay.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Okay, I'm holding up one and a half crowns.

Trey is holding up two crowns.

one and a half crowns just because I agree with Maxine price is outrageous.

And I don't think we should be charging this much for a product like this.

But other than that, all the points they made during the breaking down of the Review!

still stand.

And I don't know how valuable this review is.

So that's why I gave Maxine one and a half crowns.

Why two crowns from you?

I almost did one and a half and I changed the last second, but I did

I just think like

they did a

the scales.

at tips, the ounces here for me with the crown, I don't care about your description of

but I do think the M ounces per pound per dollar is an interesting point.

But ultimately if I'm going to buy peeps, I don't care about like Maxine's

So that's why I said Two,.

Okay.

Fair fair.

All right.

Well, let's take a quick break.

And when we come back, we can get into Chelsey's Review!

When we come back, we're going to get a little peep into my Review!

ah, Ooh,

love that BRB.

Shalom.

Hold your crown.

We'll be right back.

It's game time.

Chelsey.

Why don't we just jump on and take a quick spin on the Meryl-Go-Round honey.

' VOICEOVER: I don't feel like an icon.

Most of the days, I feel like 'I can't!' That's with an, A'..

All right.

Here's the deal.

Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger and with 30 seconds on

Just like queen Meryl, who does it all.

before the clock runs out.

Okay.

Now, Chels, what is your One-Star-Zinger?

So my One-Star-Zinger is from Amazon.

It is a one-star review of the Lindt chocolate carrots for 1.9 ounces.

This review is written by Vera L F.

And the subject of the Review!

is expensive.

And the Review!

is.

Very small amount for the prices.

And

Vera had to go.

I had a gal.

I do think of lent as like a gourmet chocolate, so,

whatever, whatever.

Okay.

All right, Chelsey, I'm going to strap you in

to a free arrow Rochet.

Oh, you don't even know.

I love a

. Trey Gerrald: Let me say,

Love.

All right.

here we go.

do at

Two, One, GO!.

mime, true crime documentary.

small amount for the prices and.

Melodrama Yankee

Very small amount for the prices and

game show.

prices and

Yeah, give it to you.

Cause it's a Holy week, 2, 4, 6, 7 diva.

Okay.

Trey tell us about your thing of this week.

I have a Passover zinger.

So today I have a one-star Amazon

review for straights gluten-free Motsa ball mix and

soup mix 4.5 ounces.

This

is written by all caps, a F R F, and their subject is all caps salty.

And the zinger is this product is very salty for my palette.

Um, Fair enough.

All right.

I'm going to strap you into a monster ball, but not just any monster ball, you

That's the kind of MATSOL you're stopped into.

I hate those kinds, but that's what you're stopped into.

I'm just going to roll around and it's my salty Motsa ball now.

Right.

here

we go.

Three, Two, One, GO!.

reality,

They have sprout act is very from a palette.

horror

product is very intelligent

pop star,

that's brought out his bare man.

Saudi

Southern adult film.

just product is very salty for my palette.

news.

This product is very salty for my palette.

That's all.

Okay.

Let's see how you dead.

Six.

That means you're the winner

winner.

I'm the Passover winner.

I found the offi Komen.

next year in Jerusalem.

Yes.

Review That Review

All right, Queens.

We are back from That rousing game break.

And it is your turn Chelsey.

Where is your Review.

from this week?

So my Review!

is also from Amazon this week.

It's rich soil.

So this is actually a three-star review for a 30 minute Seder.

The Hagada that blends brevity with tradition, paperback, September 29th, 2007.

I think that that definitely qualifies.

Supercalifragilistic XB.

It's written by, uh, Robert Cottman.

Just if anyone's wondering, and it's illustrated by bill Yana.

So this Review!

is a three-star review written by JS.

The subject is felt rushed and stressed.

Doesn't do honor to the wonder of the Passover story.

Like a fault.

Here we go.

This year, we ordered a bunch of different Hagada in search of a

Initially we liked this one, its thinness was appealing.

The pages are bright and colorful and extremely visually engaging.

And it didn't include all the extraneous texts that makes Seders feel so insanely long.

But when we really sat down.

And went through it page by page.

We just felt rushed and harried.

The pages that at first were so visually engaging now felt like they were trying

Some details or readings we like we're too condensed or omitted entirely.

There's virtually no Hebrew.

And the book opens like an English book rather than a Hebrew book.

The pictures and illustrations all felt very slick and modern, but we didn't feel anything historical

It made us feel like the entire purpose of this book was to get through the formality of the

Hmm.

Wow.

That feels a little, I went on a little roller coaster

me too.

Yeah.

'cause I think that the last sentence is seemingly

which at, so at the beginning of the Review!

I was sort of like, well, duh, but then when you do break down, like, what is

Like, maybe it isn't something that should be rushed.

I've actually never considered that.

Cause as a, someone who was not Jewish, but does celebrate high holidays, it is Very.

long.

And as someone who had never heard Hebrew and then suddenly was at a Passover Seder,

what, this is another language.

What,

you know, it like.

I don't know what's happening, you know, so I would imagine some of the first

Right?

I mean, their point

like, I don't know what's included, but it's like, we need a diary new moment.

Certainly, you

know?

We, yeah, we need to, we need the questions.

Mohnish I mean, like if we don't have that, which I don't know, maybe, maybe it is there, but

Do you think they just do like one of the plagues instead of all of them?

yeah.

I don't know.

I wonder, like, what is lost in the brevity of all this?

I do think it's like, like a funny thing that the Maxwell house version of the Hagada like

Yeah, I was going to say it's that your family is too.

Yeah, for sure.

I mean like any traditional theater I've ever gone to at someone's house, we always

So I understand that, like, this is a, a departure for JS, you know, so I

The whole point is

Exactly.

I think what's kind of interesting and what's making me respect JS a little bit

that was my point.

Yes.

I was

you know, because at the end of the day, the word brevity is in the title.

So I think that the point of the survey view is if you want brevity in a sense you are

I also have a question about the very first or second sentence.

They say the plural form of Hagada

Yeah.

as Hagada, it's not Haggadahs.

maybe actually I might've read it wrong.

It says, I don't know.

I'm like, how do you spell Hagada it says hug a dote.

Maybe, that's the

plural.

It's like, um, bar mitzvah notes.

exactly.

I thought it was funny to use the word harried.

Yes, me too.

How well do you think JS is?

Probably like around my parents' age, if I had to guess,

Yeah.

fifties, sixties.

I was thinking maybe like, um, fifties,

but, like how I feel like maybe they are suddenly the head of the household,

now they're the ones that are in charge.

And so they're trying to figure out like what's best for their family.

And then in this process of getting multiple Hagada outs, they like have realized, Okay.

it's not this.

Because just skip everything.

But I think why I appreciate the three-star here is because it is like the title.

It is like, of course they have to cut stuff if you're a making it 30 minutes, like,

you know, and if you're not tailoring your own 30 minute Hagada then like

So it kind of inspires me to think like, oh, maybe we could do our own trim to version.

Right.

I was personally triggered and I don't think it was intentional by the

I just want to point that out for my own personal bias.

When I read that, I was like, why the NIS appealing?

It's not just a thing.

I also really liked that JS did bring up that they ordered a bunch of different Haga

you know, skip ahead and just get this one instead.

So I appreciated that Jay has really kept his Review!

centered around this particular attack.

right.

I know.

I agree as well.

What's the spelling and grammar like.

Really good.

I don't think I heard any errors.

I do feel like I don't think it's a valuable, our new or unique information that

Which like, I, there is an emotional Polce to this Review!

so like, it's a very intriguing to me, J a.

Yeah, I think that there is a lot of value here.

I liked that JS continually pointed out that it was visually engaging,

but I think the biggest complaint overall with both the text and that comment about the

So I feel like there's a lot of information that JS has giving us that would make

cause there are some people who are like, I have little kids, you know, I want this to be

And I know that a lot of people are going to be at this Seder that really don't know Hebrew.

And we want them to feel like they're included and they can follow along.

If that were my intention and I read JS is Review!

I would go ahead and buy the product.

You know what I mean?

So I feel like the information that JS is giving us really helps to weave out like, well, you're

So

what that means.

consider what that means.

Yeah.

I mean, I do think it is arming me with a lot of information because if I wanted to

the that I feel like are missing, this is really valuable to know, like,

but I would love to just sort of introduce a little bit of one of the

question and offer your own contrary opinion

and something that is striking me is that similar.

The Hanukkah, daddy, Christmas mama book so much.

And rightfully so.

If Judaism is a fear of loss of existence and a tradition, I that comes up a lot of

You know, like

people lot of thoughts

and I just would love to offer here as a non-Jewish.

That maybe you don't have to hold Passover to the responsibility of keeping tradition.

Like if we hold every single thing accountable for that, then maybe we are missing something

I think, I even agree with this point, but I just think that we're so concerned about what

Um, but I'm just going to cut all this cause I don't even think it's valuable saying, but

No, but.

appreciate it.

I was going to say, I think there is a point there because, you know,

And one of the things that was so great about it is that we did Mary and some of the traditions.

So it's.

Omitting and this way, but because the teachings were able to be delivered in a

Right.

So instead of this, just being about a plague, maybe we're talking about COVID or

What this would have been like, I'll speak for myself, but so often going

And so what was going on, I didn't really understand the core of what

And so it does make me wonder if within the brevity and within the modernization of this text.

Is it really explaining it for somebody that might not understand in a context that someone

And I do think that as a non Jew, that often goes to temple.

A lot of it doesn't make sense to me because it is a different

language until it is sermon where it's like a story that it's applied under the lens of today.

Exactly.

Yeah.

So maybe there isn't a Right.

and wrong.

And I think that that is what school about JSS Review!

is that it's A three-star

they're not necessarily making the call, but for them they were saying

Yeah.

And this was my feeling about it.

My feeling about it was that there was, it was too rushed.

I just want to say that 73 people found this helpful, uh, kind of adds any clarity.

Yeah, do we, do we consider everything?

I feel like we really gave JS a non harried consideration.

Yeah, I do feel a little.

I'm not sure I'm going to sway on this, but let's let's crown A'..

All right, let's do it.

Okay.

Here we go.

The Queens are Tabulating.

right.

Trey all at, at all.

I'm really unsure.

All right.

Fair, three and a half crowns from trey four crowns for me.

All right.

Trey why three and a half crowns?

Well, I wanted to do three because JS is Review!

was three, but then I thought,

wow.

it's just interesting.

I said this in the assessment, it's like, it's not new information to say, oh, this is condensed.

And it's 30 minutes because that's literally the

title, but I got the emotional toll of what is actually trimmed out

value.

So I said three and a half, because I think it's a little more than middle of the road here,

So I said three and a half.

Why did you say four?

I said four because I really feel like Jay ass has handed us here.

What is, in my opinion?

A very perfect three star review.

And what I consider to be a very perfect three-star review is there

that might push some people towards actually purchasing the book

And I really love that that all exists within this one.

Review!.

There's not a lot of shade being thrown by JS.

Like we know that at the end of the day, JS is going to go with one of the

And I really liked the way they skirted that line.

Uh, I took a crown off because you know, it wasn't humorous and.

Was missing a little bit of that special sauce that for me, takes a review from

But other than that really solid Review!

JS had fun.

Breaking it down with you, Trey and foregrounds.

Find Review!.

Planks.

A nice divide.

This episode between the Passover and the Easter.

Yeah,

Um,

All right.

May queen, we have officially reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Who are you in ducting tray for?

My Royal

Highness

Today, I am going to induct the Brita water filtration company for My Royal

Highness.

So, all right.

So I was very curious because I guess I started using like Brita pitchers, like at

And so I just got very curious about.

The company.

So the company Brita was created in 1966 by Heinz hang comer in Germany.

And they, um, started at under a different name, but then eventually named it after

And then in 1988, the Clorox company purchased the rights to distribute

And that's like how it got introduced to us, you know, as Americans, uh, in 1988,

And then they have like seven different kinds of Brita filters.

Do separate things, but what they target is eliminating lead mercury as best dose copper,

And it's so scary.

that exists.

And I just major props to you, really water filtration, the whole conceit and

That's going to clean out all the impurities and help, keep us healthy and safe and hydrated.

And so for that reason,

I am nominating you Brita water filtration as My Royal Highness.

Love that!

What's funny to me is that people buy Britta.

and then like never clean their Brita

Isn't that funny?

I am so lazy with That

That is such a funny point.

It's like, you're trying to keep your water not contaminated

That's never cleaned.

And the filter hasn't been changed since 1980.

Oh my God.

That's really

I also always talk about Trey's household because Trey

talk about,

oh my God all the time.

I'm like, let me tell you a little bit about Trey and like his household with David.

Like they have.

Differing opinions on the temperature of water.

Trey likes his water cold, whereas David likes his water room temp.

So at their household, they have two different Brita's one that is an outside of the fridge.

And one that is the inside of the fridge, which is.

So great.

And they feel like demonstrative of your relationship.

It's like, okay, cool.

Like you like this, I like Well, we're just going to have to make it work for both of us,

I

Oh, my God.

many options for the

so funny.

We do do that, but I've never considered how that's like, I've never like taken

That's really funny.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's just because he has sensitive teeth and he likes at room temperature And I am from the south.

so, everything has to be iced.

and I love it eyes too, but I just think that that's like so sweet

that is true.

if you ever go to Trey's house, just now they're

have the option?

Our cold one is a Brita and our room temperature is a pure, but only because of the sizes, not

Oh,

that's funny.

All Right.

Well, we did at queen that is another round on the, RU a Jew or RU a Christian RQ Ferris wheel?

Yes.

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Let's open the door, is Elijah there?

We have to let him in.

How rude!

Is that a funny button?

Do we need a different

button?

I don't think so.

I don't know.

I was like trying to think of a button and they couldn't think of one.

Um,

Come over here.

I'm paint my eggs.

what?!

What else is Eastery?

Bunny...

brunch!!

Easter Brunch is that oh, I guess that is a thing.

I don't know.

Let's end with end with brevity, shall we?