1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:01,400 Ooh! 2 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome in, everybody, to the craft Beer Republic. Thanks for drinking. 3 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:24,720 Thanks for joining. I am Greg over there enjoying 4 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:30,280 himself some marvel that's flex, aka Captain America. That is me feeling. 5 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,920 Feeling pretty good this week. Yeah, yeah. Having a good week. 6 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:37,760 That's good. Nice little buzz on. Yeah. How are you doing? 7 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,280 I'm doing all right. Things are settling down. 8 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,440 I've had a lot of traveling, both for work and pleasure. 9 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,200 Um, and, um, I tell you. Like the latter. 10 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:52,800 Yeah, I like when I combine them, I, I missed my bed out of, like, 11 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,720 eight days. I slept in my bed, like, 12 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,000 1 or 2 times. And there's just something about 13 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,890 being in your own bed. It's nice. Would. 14 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:04,450 Would you rather sleep in your bed or on your couch? In my bed. 15 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:07,290 Okay. All the time. I have a I have a nice bed. 16 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:10,290 I have a really comfy couch. Oh, I have a sleep number bed that, 17 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:13,770 like, goes up like old people beds and, like, tacos, you know, 18 00:01:14,010 --> 00:01:16,810 braggy ass. Oh, it's. So we've had it for, like, 11. 19 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:23,130 I bet you drive an Audi, too. So do you, asshole. Got him. 20 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:28,130 Oh, and back for another week of pain. 21 00:01:28,570 --> 00:01:32,130 Is is the biggest nerd we know in the best way possible. That's interim. 22 00:01:32,130 --> 00:01:34,850 Brian. What's up, big fella? Thank you for. Having me back. 23 00:01:34,850 --> 00:01:37,530 I almost didn't make it, but I appreciate you guys having me 24 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:41,570 on one more time. I actually saw you. I saw you almost not make it. 25 00:01:42,090 --> 00:01:47,170 I did with my own two eyes. Right. And I am pumped to be back. 26 00:01:48,010 --> 00:01:53,810 Uh, I also do not have an Audi. Sorry. Oh, you know what? 27 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:55,850 Get two out of three. Can't win. I'm gonna work on that. 28 00:01:55,890 --> 00:01:58,290 Two out of three ain't bad. Yeah, that's a that's a sleep number. 29 00:01:58,290 --> 00:02:01,130 Bed. I did say that once. That's true. 30 00:02:01,210 --> 00:02:03,970 So two out of three ain't bad. Well, we'll work on that. 31 00:02:03,970 --> 00:02:06,890 We'll get you either an Audi or a sleep number. 32 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,010 Yeah, I don't know which one I would prefer at this point, 33 00:02:09,010 --> 00:02:12,810 I think probably the Audi. Yeah. If I had to choose, 34 00:02:12,810 --> 00:02:15,650 I'd probably stick with the Audi. I just want to let you know I only 35 00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:18,850 said it the right way for Greg. Oh. That's true. 36 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:22,530 Yes, that is the right way to say it. Yes, because I call them Audi's. 37 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:27,130 Because you're. Weird. Because I'm weird. Modelos. 38 00:02:27,170 --> 00:02:34,530 Tava. Apricot. But that's real. No. Oh, you know what? 39 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:40,250 Not an inflection show. Sure he can. Pecan pie. 40 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:46,050 Uh, if I'm going to get ice cream, I'm gonna get butter pecan. No. 41 00:02:46,050 --> 00:02:49,290 That's true. Yeah. Some things you say different, 42 00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:54,410 like it's Pirates of the Caribbean. But I'm taking a vacation in the 43 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:58,540 Caribbean. A Caribbean cruise? Yes. There's there's multiple ways 44 00:02:58,540 --> 00:03:00,980 for some things. And if you're Billy Ocean, 45 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:05,900 it's the Caribbean queen, right? Weird matters. Yeah. 46 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:08,180 Because how weird does it say the Pirates of the Caribbean? 47 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:11,700 You sound like a fucking weirdo. It sounds like they're having a 48 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:14,380 good time in the Caribbean. You know. It's true. 49 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:19,460 It sounds like some ragtag group of. Yeah, like it sounds like more 50 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:22,500 pleasure than it is, you know, work. Right. 51 00:03:22,540 --> 00:03:27,780 Less pillaging and plundering and more partying dicks. Um, no. 52 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:29,820 Not dicks. Oh, hey, hey, hey, 53 00:03:29,820 --> 00:03:32,540 we got a show to get to. Uh, follow us on the socials at 54 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:35,580 Craft Beer Republic at flex me beer. Underscore in between. 55 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:38,340 And don't follow Brian because he's the smart one that doesn't 56 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:41,260 have social media. So smart. You guys are making me jealous, 57 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:43,900 though. Do you miss it, though? No, I don't think so. 58 00:03:43,940 --> 00:03:46,700 I don't miss it. Night. I have one and I don't. 59 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:50,260 Deb fills me in on everything that's going on, and she shares some funny 60 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:52,860 videos with me and stuff too. So that's. Yeah. 61 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,950 Can we talk about funny videos for a for a second. 62 00:03:55,110 --> 00:04:02,270 That has been my worst trait going into 2025 is I stay up for about 63 00:04:02,270 --> 00:04:05,710 two extra hours after I should go to bed, and I just scroll 64 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:09,110 funny videos on Instagram now. I've gotten worse at it. 65 00:04:09,190 --> 00:04:13,550 Yeah, it's it's it's a horrible thing to do, I think. Yeah. 66 00:04:13,590 --> 00:04:17,270 For your sleep. Yes. Well, so that's like 700 hours of 67 00:04:17,270 --> 00:04:21,910 your year that you can't get back. That's accurate when you put it 68 00:04:21,910 --> 00:04:27,070 that way. Yeah. It's depressing. Piece of shit, Brian. But I mean. 69 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:31,670 If you really want to feel bad, that's like. What is that? Oh, God. 70 00:04:31,710 --> 00:04:35,350 Don't like 28. That's like a month. That's like a whole month worth 71 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:38,230 of time every year. That's a 12th of your year. 72 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:41,430 So, I mean, I just started it. Let's let's not blow things out 73 00:04:41,470 --> 00:04:42,870 of proportion. But, I mean, how much time do 74 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:48,030 you spend in the gym to. Uh, my basement is my gym, 75 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:53,030 and I probably spend, I would say anywhere from 76 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:58,680 30 to 45 minutes at any given day. That's it. Oh, I get it, dude. 77 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,720 I'm very efficient. Oh. All right. Because I don't have to wait for 78 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,600 anybody to get done using equipment. Mhm. 79 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,440 I'm usually working out before work, so I'm always trying to get it 80 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:12,400 done quicker. If I have like a small short span 81 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:16,440 of time. So I'm very efficient. All right. 82 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,760 Do you spend more time scrolling videos than working out? 83 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,160 Yeah, I think that's what we figured out. 84 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,280 Can we even call him flex anymore at this point? Yeah, I don't know. 85 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:29,120 Yeah. Scroll. Scroll me a beer. Yeah. Damn. No. You know what you do? 86 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:32,480 You. You watch those videos? Yeah. And then you report back to me and 87 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,720 tell me which ones are the funniest. But they're so funny. 88 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,240 Well, I can't, because you don't have a. 89 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,440 Well, if you send it to Deb, that's what I do. I send them to Deb. 90 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:41,800 And I figured that at least most of them probably make their way 91 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,720 to you anyways. If they're. If they're worthy of being shown. 92 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,800 Yeah. Because I'm just gonna start fucking 93 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:51,200 spamming the shit out of her with funny videos and every, every one. 94 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:55,200 I'm just going to write for Brian. For Brian. Hashtag for Brian. 95 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,640 That should be our hashtag on everything now. Brian. 96 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,760 She's gonna love. That. Yeah, she's totally gonna block you. 97 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:06,920 Um, shout out to our top listing city of last week. And that is Miami. 98 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:11,400 Ooh, bienvenido a Miami. Yeah. Getting warm over here. 99 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:16,280 Yeah, I don't that's like twice, 2 or 3 times now in the recent past. 100 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,920 So I don't know if that's just like extra downloads from 101 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,280 Vanessa or something or. Hi, Vanessa. Hey, Vanessa. 102 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,240 Vanessa. But, uh, I'll take it. I'll take it where I can. 103 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:30,320 That's what. That's what we all said. Yeah, I'll let you guys figure 104 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,560 that one out. Yeah. Pretty much. All right. 105 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:36,120 I got some stories to tell, but first, let's crack open these beers. 106 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:53,970 Oh, I love my beer. I got. Slightly. Better. Present tense. All right. 107 00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:57,810 This beer is thanks to some travels we did over the weekend. 108 00:06:57,890 --> 00:07:02,490 We are drinking, Brian and I. Beer Zombies Brewing Co. 109 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:07,970 Shadows of the dead. It is a double hazy IPA. 110 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:16,130 8% has a 41 seven on Untappd and they say a bold and that's oh, 111 00:07:16,130 --> 00:07:19,770 it's only 43 ratings, not a ton of ratings there, they say a bold, 112 00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:25,290 hazy, double dry hopped double IPA. This beauty is packed with Citra, 113 00:07:25,330 --> 00:07:29,810 mosaic, Idaho seven and crush hops. Never heard of crush? 114 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:35,970 Featuring a smooth and oaty and juicy finish at a crushable 8% ABV. 115 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:43,730 I'm about to get us canceled because this is a fucking hype 116 00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:50,380 brewery and it's fine. So here's okay, so here's the 117 00:07:50,380 --> 00:07:54,140 thing with beer zombies, right? They get a lot of hype. 118 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:59,860 I would say due to their cannot. Maybe. This can is really cool. 119 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:03,300 Their can arts are like 11 out of tens. 120 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:16,300 And I would agree that the product is not. Lesser than the art. Yes. 121 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,820 Here's the other thing though. There does not exist. 122 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:22,260 Also has amazing art. Well, throwing that out there. 123 00:08:22,380 --> 00:08:24,820 I get it, I get it. I'm not saying, you know. 124 00:08:24,820 --> 00:08:27,500 You can have both, is all I'm saying. I'm not saying. 125 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:30,260 Yeah, I'm saying it's not a real thing. Right, right. 126 00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:33,660 They really do get by on a lot of their can art. 127 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:37,300 I just Brian and I did try this before the show started. 128 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:41,780 I described The Schnoz as a dirty garbage disposal. 129 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:45,980 What did you say it was? Oh, was it vomit? 130 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:48,260 Yeah, I thought it had a hint of vomit. 131 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:52,420 That might be a little harsh, but it's like a cold beer. Hot garbage? 132 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:56,500 Yeah. Aroma. The aroma is not good. I mean, it's just. Flat out bad. 133 00:08:56,820 --> 00:09:00,620 The flavor is, like, a million times better than the aroma. Yes. 134 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:05,420 Also, like, maybe you disagree with me, but I normally like beers 135 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:09,060 that are this light, pale color. But this has kind of a murky 136 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:14,300 dark that almost. I call it like a dishwater color. 137 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:17,740 Yeah, it's kind of dishwater. It's dark for a hazy. 138 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,620 Now it is a double. So I'm sure there's a little 139 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:24,580 more murkiness to a double. But yeah, it smells bad. 140 00:09:24,580 --> 00:09:27,620 It tastes way better than it smells. But the taste like to me, 141 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:31,100 it's still lacking. Um, it has almost no carbonation 142 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:33,780 on the tongue, and I don't think that's on purpose. 143 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:36,100 It almost feels like they didn't count it properly. 144 00:09:36,180 --> 00:09:38,420 Maybe the O.D.. Yeah. When it when it poured out of the 145 00:09:38,420 --> 00:09:42,060 can, it poured out a little chunky. It seemed, um. 146 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:47,470 I like the fruitiness of it. I like that pineapple kind of, you 147 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:50,590 know, it's got a little zing to it. Some tropical and some, like you were 148 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:54,270 saying, some burn on the back end. Yeah, at first it's very juicy. 149 00:09:54,590 --> 00:09:56,070 And then you get a little of that back end burn. 150 00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:58,430 You're like, oh, there is 8% there. I mean, 151 00:09:58,470 --> 00:10:01,590 I look not the worst beer I've had. No, 152 00:10:01,630 --> 00:10:06,150 not the worst beer I've had since the last episode that we did together. 153 00:10:06,670 --> 00:10:10,550 Uh, so, you know, we're trending, right? Trending up. 154 00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:13,790 It's in the right direction. Um, but, yeah, I would be interested 155 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:16,310 to try some of their other stuff and see if it's maybe better. 156 00:10:16,830 --> 00:10:20,510 Yeah, the color's not quite there. The taste is fine. Not amazing. 157 00:10:20,950 --> 00:10:23,590 Um, the smell is awful. It makes me think it's a bad canned 158 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:27,710 job or something. Um, but we had two. Different. Cans, and they're both. 159 00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:30,110 I'm just saying they didn't. Maybe their canning practices 160 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:32,110 aren't great. I don't know, this is my first 161 00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:36,030 experience with beer zombies. So this leads me into more 162 00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:40,870 traveling over the weekend. Went to Vegas and it was so funny. 163 00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:44,680 I on on Monday, you know, got on my zoom with my boss. 164 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,600 He's like, hey, how was your week? And I was like, I was in Vegas. 165 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,280 He's like, oh, what'd you do in Vegas? Cause he's like old school. 166 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:53,000 I was very debaucherous in the 80s in Vegas type guy. 167 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:56,640 And I was like, oh, I didn't even touch foot on the strip. 168 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,840 Like I did not do Vegas. Vegas. I have, uh, 169 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,760 my friend who lives in Vegas. We went to go see her and her 170 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:07,840 husband and got there Friday night. And the nice thing about Vegas, 171 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,160 my favorite part about my second favorite, my first favorite part 172 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,680 about Vegas is you can just walk outside with your drinks. 173 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:18,520 I love walking around. Yeah, exactly. Didn't brought my brought my cargos. 174 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,160 Of course. No, no. Just kidding. Uh. We went. Are you kidding? 175 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:24,000 No, no, I don't have any cargos anymore. 176 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:28,280 I checked because I was gonna bring it for a picture. I got a. Picture. 177 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,640 Like, how good would a picture be? Like, outside of beer? 178 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,880 Zombies in my car goes with cans hanging out of them. 179 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:35,040 That would be. Great. Yeah. I didn't have any, though. 180 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,480 Um, so the first one there was this place around her house around the 181 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,240 corner from her house called Chicago. I guess Chicago Brewing or 182 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,800 Chicago something. Um, 183 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:47,370 it's kind of like a BJ's restaurant, not sexual pleasure. Um, you know. 184 00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:51,010 Deep dish pizza. Yeah, pizza. And it's kind of food first. 185 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,930 Beer second. But they have their own beer. 186 00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:56,410 But I have a BJ's, right? Didn't I go to a BJ's once? 187 00:11:56,690 --> 00:11:59,850 I think so. Yeah. So it's that sort of thing where 188 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:02,450 it's it's a restaurant that happens to have their own beer. It's not. 189 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:06,850 Yeah. It's not so much a brewery. The beer was mostly not great. 190 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:10,210 Couple of decent ones that we suck our teeth into. 191 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:12,210 I ended up having some guest taps toward the end of the night 192 00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:15,330 because I was. I was tired of that. But I do love Vegas being open 193 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:17,010 24 hours. Like we just sat there and drank 194 00:12:17,050 --> 00:12:19,650 till like 230 in the morning. And you don't even you don't 195 00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:22,090 even notice you're doing it. No, I mean, we haven't seen her in a 196 00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:26,090 while. The crazy thing about Vegas. Yeah, we just drank and talked and 197 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:28,730 told stories and then also was like, oh, it's two something. 198 00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:31,490 We should probably go home, I guess. And we went home, had a couple 199 00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:34,650 more beers and went to bed. Um, and then the next day had 200 00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:38,130 some brunch. And, uh, everywhere in Vegas has 201 00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:43,010 bottomless mimosas. Love it. So we found this place and the poor 202 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:45,730 girl didn't know what hit her. I just at one point, I was like, 203 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:49,570 you're gonna be back a lot. Like, don't and don't ask us. 204 00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:53,650 Just know. Yes is the answer. Like, we we want more mimosas. 205 00:12:53,650 --> 00:12:56,770 So got our buzz on there. And then we went to Beer zombies 206 00:12:57,170 --> 00:12:59,890 and we had. Let's see. We start off with a flight. 207 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:04,290 In fact, I think we had two flights in total between the three of us, 208 00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:08,890 and it was real hit and miss. I've never had beer zombies at 209 00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:12,050 all before this weekend. I've heard all the hype and how great 210 00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:17,370 they are and we had some sours. We had some, uh, clear beer. 211 00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:22,130 I tried to order the only hazy they had on the board, and because they 212 00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,810 were out, it was a canned pour, so they weren't doing tasters of it. 213 00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:26,490 I ended up going back for a pint later. 214 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:29,530 Was it was worse than this one. It wasn't that great. 215 00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:33,530 Some of their sours were pretty good. Some of them were a little too 216 00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:35,090 fruited for my liking. You know, 217 00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:39,980 a lot for 50 North kind of thing. Um, it was just hit and miss and 218 00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:44,140 I don't know, it was fine and I'm sure I'll be burned at the stake. 219 00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:48,380 What was the vibe like at the place? Was it a nice place? Was it? It was. 220 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:51,780 Fine. Fun to hang out in or. Like there wasn't anything to do 221 00:13:51,820 --> 00:13:55,140 per se. Yeah. We just we sat around and drank and 222 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:59,020 talked and. Any food or just beer. They did have a food truck. 223 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:01,980 We had already, you know, we had just had brunch, so we did not partake, 224 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:06,020 but, um, Mexican food and we saw some people walking with tacos. 225 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:08,940 They looked and smelled amazing, but we were not hungry. 226 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:11,620 What about the staff? Was the staff, like, friendly? 227 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,820 Cool. Yeah. Uh, I only interacted with one 228 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,380 beer tender. She was great. Very friendly. Answered questions. 229 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,700 That's the one thing I hate when you go, like, I don't know, 230 00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:21,820 what do I want? And they go, I don't know if I 231 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,860 can decide on the flight. I was down to my last spot on 232 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,980 the board and she goes, you know, what do you think? 233 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:29,620 And I was like, well, I'm kind of between these two. 234 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,140 And she goes, well, my favorite. You know, I like some suggestions, 235 00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:35,500 even if I don't agree with your. Suggestions, I enjoy that. Yeah. 236 00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:38,270 So that was nice. So, uh, very friendly. 237 00:14:38,270 --> 00:14:42,550 But, you know, the beer was just it was sort of either good or it wasn't. 238 00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:45,870 There was no like, hey, this is all right, except for this one. 239 00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:48,390 This one. This one's all. Right. This one fits neatly into that 240 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:52,830 category. So, um. Yeah, I, I was expecting a 241 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:55,350 little more out of beer zombies. I'm glad we got to go. 242 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:59,750 I always wanted to try it. Um. It is what it is. 243 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:03,270 I feel that that's how I felt when we went to Nashville. 244 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:06,350 And I got to stop at Southern Grist. Mhm. 245 00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:09,790 Yeah, because they pump shit out and you see their stuff all over 246 00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:15,310 the gram and all their sours get, you know, a lot of recognition 247 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:19,910 and getting them there, you know, just like, hey there was one double 248 00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:23,430 IPA I got that was super solid. And then I got a flight of stuff 249 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:27,270 and everything was very okay on the flight. 250 00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:30,590 And I did get something to take back to the hotel room, 251 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,590 like a little four pack. And even that was just like, 252 00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:37,790 all right. Because, you know, it wasn't 253 00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:39,710 anything that was on the menu. I was just like, oh, hey, like, 254 00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,790 this is in the cooler. I'll pick this up just to have, 255 00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,470 like some beers back at the hotel. And yeah, 256 00:15:44,470 --> 00:15:49,550 it was just it was all right. So, I mean, I totally feel the hype, 257 00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:53,390 you know, not living up. Right. I kind of envisioned Nashville as 258 00:15:53,390 --> 00:15:55,630 more of a cocktail type of place, like. 259 00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:58,990 Or if you're gonna drink beer, you're probably drinking like a PBR 260 00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:02,870 with a Jack Daniels back or whatever. Just got back from there. 261 00:16:02,870 --> 00:16:07,510 The Nashville beer scene is actually pretty solid growing up and down 262 00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:11,830 Broadway, like downtown Nashville, a lot of the restaurants do carry 263 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:15,150 like, a lot of local craft beer, which is awesome. 264 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:19,350 But just like Southern Grist was just one of them in particular that, 265 00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:23,270 you know, they blew up really big with a lot of like their 266 00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:26,910 peanut butter and jelly sours. And they had like a fruity Pebble 267 00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:32,310 Sour on tap when I went there. And, uh, I. Tried, as it sounds. 268 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:35,160 Yeah. It just it just wasn't Isn't great. 269 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:39,880 You know. Flintstone kids vitamins. Hey, don't talk shit about those. 270 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,760 Those are delicious. You're saying that to. 271 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:46,280 The wrong person of the 10 million strong and growing. Damn. 272 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,440 I would sneak extra Flintstone vitamins, Brian. 273 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,640 That's how much I enjoyed them. Right. But, yeah. 274 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,240 You know, they invented candy, right? Yeah. 275 00:16:56,280 --> 00:17:00,600 I love the Nashville beer scene, but, uh, I totally get going to a 276 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:08,160 brewery and getting jacked and just being very okay with all the the 277 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:12,680 product. I don't know, you guys. You got to get out to Portland, 278 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:16,200 Maine. Um, we went last fall and we went 279 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,120 and did you know, I mean, there's some that, you know, like Allagash, 280 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:23,920 um, and there's, you know, just other little local ones. 281 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:28,280 But all of the people that work there are super passionate about their 282 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:32,240 beer. Super proud of their beer. And honestly, 283 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,970 it made me made me wish I had like three extra suitcases just to bring. 284 00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:38,650 I mean, we shared some with you and Shannon. 285 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:42,330 But is that the trip where Deb had to buy a suitcase to bring all the beer 286 00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:46,250 back? Yes. Okay, stop it right now. Oh, yeah. No, no. Yeah. 287 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:50,730 We went to, uh, like a target. Yeah. Bought a suit, bought a, you know, 288 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:54,290 a little hard shell suitcase to throw our beer in and checked it. 289 00:17:54,330 --> 00:17:56,730 How great is. That? Yeah. You guys, that was my. 290 00:17:56,770 --> 00:18:02,330 That was her concession to me because the vacation was Deb's pumpkin spice 291 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:06,850 vacation. We went, uh, October. We did, like, Stowe, Vermont, 292 00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:09,690 and watched the leaves change. And and, you know, 293 00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:12,890 I wasn't super excited about it until we actually got there. 294 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:16,170 And I was like, Jesus Christ, this is pretty, pretty amazing. 295 00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:20,250 Yeah, so definitely happy we did it, but definitely drank a shit ton 296 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,210 of beer in Portland, Maine. And, uh, I highly, 297 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:27,570 highly recommend. Copy that. I'll be doing some beer drinking 298 00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:30,450 in Austin pretty soon. Oh, you son of a bitch. 299 00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:34,060 Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing or where I'm going. 300 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:39,100 If anybody has any, like, brewery recs. I know Wendy was just there. 301 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:42,940 I saw that. Yeah. Um, I don't know much about Austin. 302 00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:47,660 I know Jester King's a little outside of Austin. Yeah. 303 00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,100 And I saw some of the breweries she was at. 304 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,700 Um, 1 or 2 of them I'd heard of and were sort of on my, you know, 305 00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:57,860 my, my list to go visit. Um, I should hit her up. 306 00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,900 Ask her if they're worth visiting, but. 307 00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:03,300 Yeah, I'll be up in Minnesota in June at a wedding. 308 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:09,300 So I'm excited to hit up some Minneapolis-Saint Paul breweries and, 309 00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:13,660 uh, that weekend for the wedding. The brewers are actually in town 310 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:16,180 playing the twins. So then I get to hit up Target. 311 00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:18,620 Field. As well. So I'm super, super excited. 312 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:21,180 I can't wait for June to come. That's one of my favorite things 313 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,780 every time. Not every time, 314 00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:27,180 but most times that we go to Denver, it always ends up being that the 315 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:31,180 Dodgers are in town and I yeah, and it's not planned. 316 00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,540 Obviously, we planned the vacation. It's like, hey, Dodger's gonna be 317 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:38,020 here, so we'll go watch a Dodger Rockies game or anywhere we are. 318 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:40,020 We like going, even if it's not a team we care about. 319 00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:43,420 We like the different stadiums, and. The stadium is supposed to have, 320 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,580 like, some of the best beer, though, right? 321 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,780 It had some really good beer selections last time. 322 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:50,340 It's been a few years, but last time we were actually at the stadium. 323 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:53,660 Petco down in San Diego has a good beer too. Not as good as Petco. 324 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:59,020 Petco has some great beer. Dodger Stadium is not not great. 325 00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:05,260 I mean, if you want to pay 24 bucks for a modelo, you can do that. 326 00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:11,060 Yeah, or 20, 28 bucks for a fucking golden road. Gross. Oh, and. 327 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:13,100 Here's here's the worst part about paying so much about the 328 00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:16,260 golden road for the Golden Road. They have that Dodger Golden Road 329 00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:19,100 Dodger beer. Or at least they did. I haven't been to Dodger Stadium 330 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:22,500 in a while, but yeah. And it was like 4.8% and more 331 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,220 expensive than everything that was higher ABV. 332 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,500 It's like, well, it's not like you're actually craft. 333 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,350 Why am I paying more money for this? Right. 334 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:32,390 Just give me a Coors banquet and call it. Yeah. That's it. Yes. 335 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:36,110 And thank you. So, yeah, you. Should also be, uh, 336 00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:40,750 hitting up Cincinnati this summer. Oh, we don't have an exact date. 337 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:43,870 Get some chili. Spaghetti. Heading to Cincinnati and then 338 00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:46,270 Louisville and then coming back around home. 339 00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:49,590 Oh, that's where I want to go for my birthday. Louisville. Yeah. Yeah. 340 00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:52,710 I want to do the Bourbon Trail. Oh, yeah. 341 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:58,270 So if you're listening, Deb intent. When we were in, uh, Portugal, 342 00:20:58,270 --> 00:21:02,110 we met this couple who I cannot remember where they live, 343 00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:05,710 but not far from there. And they're like, if you guys ever 344 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,710 want to go to the Bourbon Trail, please let us know. 345 00:21:07,710 --> 00:21:10,910 We'd love to meet you there. And they're fun. Super fun couple. 346 00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:13,870 So. Sounds like a menagerie couple. Yeah. 347 00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:22,110 We, uh, we totally fucked that night. So. All right, maybe not. But. 348 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,470 Yeah, it's good times. I wasn't bad looking. 349 00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:31,960 I let her in. Make it a trio. We get so much trouble for that one. 350 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,440 Segue from edit Point. Yeah. Edit point for sure. 351 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,920 All right, let's, uh, before we get into some news, let's find out 352 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:46,560 what flex is drinking over there. In a world where craft beer is king, 353 00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:50,720 a world where muscles are bigger than growlers, 354 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:55,280 only one tongue can guide us. One man, one tongue, 355 00:21:55,880 --> 00:22:02,000 one tongue jabber. In this world, we must find out 356 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:09,040 what is flex drinking. Well, we're on the hype train of 357 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:13,600 hype breweries. So let's hype. This. Bad boy up. 358 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:19,880 I'm drinking Mortalis Brewing Company Mortalis. Yeah, I said it. 359 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,040 Mortalis. Sure. Um. Usually known for their over 360 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:29,040 fruited sours, I found a triple IPA at my local shop. 361 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:37,760 It is a 10% beer collective 4 to 6 rating out of 707. 362 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:42,400 Uh, so not you know, I think this is again like a newer 363 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:47,880 beer because a lot of the check ins, except for the one from 2022 are 364 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:53,120 January, are January 2025. Oh, weird. It might just be like, uh, 365 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:56,040 they released it then, and then maybe three years later. 366 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:04,640 Uh, so this one is called Neiman. Neiman? Neiman. N e m e a n. Neiman. 367 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:09,080 That's what I thought. Neiman. Uh, the cannot is fucking wild. 368 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,440 I think that's really what got this beer to me. 369 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:16,000 A lot of their beers labels are like, you know, like the stars in the 370 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:20,680 sky astrology stuff. Yeah. So this one's a fucking lion. 371 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,720 Yeah, that's pretty dope. I just pulled it up. 372 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,930 Yeah, it's gold with the dark blue background and some stars behind it. 373 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:29,930 It's super wicked looking. Ten out of ten. 374 00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:35,690 Uh, like I said, 10% ABV. They have a huge description on 375 00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:38,930 Untappd. It says this triple IPA is a blend of 376 00:23:38,970 --> 00:23:43,690 Citra and Mosaic hops, resulting in the flavor profile that is nothing 377 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:48,090 short of extraordinary. Big words. Waves of citrus, 378 00:23:48,090 --> 00:23:51,770 lime zest and mango dance harmoniously on the palate, creating 379 00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:56,730 a symphony of tropical goodness. The beer's full and smooth body 380 00:23:56,730 --> 00:24:01,210 adds to the indulgent experience, making it a true pleasure to drink, 381 00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:05,730 just like Heracles, who fearlessly, fearlessly. Damn it, man! 382 00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:11,050 Words fearlessly face the lion. This beer will captivate and conquer 383 00:24:11,090 --> 00:24:16,090 your taste buds with its bold and powerful flavors. Nailed it! 384 00:24:16,130 --> 00:24:19,570 Yeah. Eventually on the first try. So it's a lot, 385 00:24:19,610 --> 00:24:22,340 a lot of hype in this description. A lot of hype in hype in this 386 00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:25,740 brewery. This four pack. I did not buy the four pack. 387 00:24:25,860 --> 00:24:29,980 I did buy a single can. Four pack was 27.99, 388 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:33,340 a single can 6.99. So you're looking at 28 bucks for 389 00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:37,540 four cans way outside my price range. It's pretty high on the algorithm. 390 00:24:37,540 --> 00:24:44,540 Uh, but daddy said we gonna try more tails. So I'm the old sniffer here. 391 00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:47,820 With the anticipation is killing me. Actually, I bet it smells better 392 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:53,820 than ours. I. I mean, it's not much. Bucks on. That. It's, uh. 393 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,740 It's not vomit, I'll tell you that. Not dirty. 394 00:24:56,740 --> 00:25:03,220 It's a little bit of, like, citrus zest. You win. Um, but it's faint. 395 00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:06,940 It's not like in your face aroma. Like you would think with. 396 00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:10,500 With a triple. I know I win. It's not a contest, Greg. 397 00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:18,820 Uh, so on the old tongue jobby here. I don't feel like he warmed up the 398 00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:23,540 tongue jobber appropriately for that sip, but. Don't don't sprain a jobby. 399 00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:26,500 So what do they say here? They said waves of citrus. 400 00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:32,020 Waves of citrus, lime zest and mango dance harmoniously on the palate. 401 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:39,340 There's, uh. Some dancing going on. There's some zest. Is that it? 402 00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:44,740 That's it. All right. There's. There's no, uh, mango. 403 00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:51,500 No discernible mango. Um. It's zesty. It's kind of a bummer. It's good. 404 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:55,340 It's not the $7 can that you thought it was. It's not. 405 00:25:55,420 --> 00:26:00,820 No, I would not in my lifetime ever pay this money again. Not. 406 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,940 I mean, it's a it's a fine, it's fine, it's fine. 407 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:08,020 The beer is fine, but it's not. Uh, if I, you know, 408 00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:11,540 you spend $7 on a can of beer. You expect something? Yeah. 409 00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:13,780 We need to crack a beer and salvage this episode. 410 00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:15,780 I know, I was just thinking, like, what are we going to call this? 411 00:26:15,780 --> 00:26:17,620 The episode of a couple of fine beers? 412 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:20,590 Well, you got the one I brought over. Like. A rattler. 413 00:26:20,630 --> 00:26:23,550 No, it's not the. But it's fine. He told me about the rattler. 414 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:28,230 No, the the other one. I brought the. BP. Yeah. Good. 415 00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:31,110 We need some salvation. It's kind of a bummer, though. 416 00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:33,510 The cannot. It's just so great. That was a beautiful. 417 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:38,430 Can I just. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I mean, there's no bitterness 418 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:44,470 on this, and there's no hot burn, you know. Like, you like hot burn. 419 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:48,470 I do, but you think from a triple, you know, like it, 420 00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:52,390 it's really gonna eat you alive. So I guess in that aspect, like, 421 00:26:52,390 --> 00:26:56,350 it's very gentle on the palate. Yeah, but there's just not a lot of 422 00:26:56,350 --> 00:27:01,110 flavor. And I like my triple sweet. And this isn't, you know. 423 00:27:01,310 --> 00:27:05,670 You and my wife, you guys. Have. It's fine. It's fine. Similar tastes. 424 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:09,630 Well, we both like you. So in men. Yeah. Yeah. In men. 425 00:27:11,870 --> 00:27:15,390 Got him. You're both right. Uh. All right, well, 426 00:27:15,390 --> 00:27:17,880 a little news before we get out here. It's appropriate that we that we have 427 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,920 Brian with us, because there's some law things happening in Arkansas. 428 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:27,400 The legislators have proposed an increase on the maximum ABV for beer. 429 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:32,000 Do you know what the current ABV max in Arkansas is for beer? 430 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,720 I don't, but can, I guess. Please do. I'm gonna guess. 431 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,840 Or is it just. Everybody gets a. Guess? I'm gonna guess. Okay. 432 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:47,120 Oprah. 6%. Okay. Oh, Lexi. Um. Arkansas is better than Utah. 433 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:54,600 I think betters is subjective. I would say they have more free 434 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,520 reign than Utah. I would say something like a 435 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,280 seven and a half. Well, you'll both be surprised. 436 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:07,800 They are no better than Utah. 5%. 5%. Oh, wow. 437 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:13,880 So the new legislation they're proposing is quite a jump to 14%. 438 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,130 I didn't want to step that up, apparently. 439 00:28:17,170 --> 00:28:20,730 Well, you could almost get a brewery beer for that. It's true. 440 00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:24,690 They're making their way up to. Do they even. Have 120 minute IPA? 441 00:28:24,730 --> 00:28:27,250 Do they even have breweries in Arkansas? I don't know. 442 00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:29,410 They're just bathtub gin. Let's Google that. 443 00:28:29,410 --> 00:28:32,370 I'm gonna Google that. Are there breweries in Arkansas? 444 00:28:32,530 --> 00:28:34,250 How many? Because remember, there was only we 445 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:37,850 were talking about North Dakota, one episode and there was 21. 446 00:28:38,170 --> 00:28:40,650 Something like that. Well, I mean, that's like one brewery 447 00:28:40,650 --> 00:28:50,170 per person, right? Exactly. Damn it. As of 2023, Arkansas had 56 craft. 448 00:28:50,210 --> 00:28:55,170 Hey, now, hey, now that's Kansas. I do prefer the Arkansas. 449 00:28:55,210 --> 00:28:59,770 My grandmother hails from Arkansas. Jesus, you almost made me do it. 450 00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:05,090 Arkansas. Most of my dad's side of the 451 00:29:05,090 --> 00:29:10,530 family hails from Arkansas. Yeah, she was born in Monticello. Mm. 452 00:29:10,570 --> 00:29:12,410 I don't know where they're from. I don't care, 453 00:29:12,410 --> 00:29:16,530 but they are white trash as fuck. Well, my grandma's not white trash. 454 00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:19,850 She's just what somebody would say about their own grandmother. Look. 455 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:24,490 Jones, Arkansas. What do you expect? Well, my grandmother's last name 456 00:29:24,490 --> 00:29:27,370 is actually Jones, but she. She married a Jones. 457 00:29:27,410 --> 00:29:31,970 Are we cousins? We might be. That's most Arkansas shit I've ever 458 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:35,570 fucking heard. How are Kansas? Is this this very stepbrothers. 459 00:29:35,570 --> 00:29:40,250 Like, did we just become best friends? Oh, good housekeeping. 460 00:29:41,370 --> 00:29:46,850 John stamos. Fuck. I want to do some family tree shit 461 00:29:46,850 --> 00:29:49,690 and see if we're, uh, related. Oh, you got some yeasties at the 462 00:29:49,690 --> 00:29:52,090 bottom of that, too. Oh, I told you it was chunky when it 463 00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:56,130 came out with. The shits tomorrow. Uh, back to R-kansas. 464 00:29:56,170 --> 00:30:00,650 A similar proposal was made in 2023, increasing the maximum to only 12%, 465 00:30:00,650 --> 00:30:03,690 but was quickly shut down. So I don't know why this would 466 00:30:03,690 --> 00:30:05,850 be any better. If they couldn't pass 12%, 467 00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:08,970 why are they going to pass 14%? I don't know, 468 00:30:09,010 --> 00:30:14,900 maybe 14 is a luckier number. For the cousin fuckers in Arkansas. 469 00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:18,340 I don't know what they do. You guys clearly know. 470 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,860 Maybe they're more desperate for tax revenue. Who knows? That's true. 471 00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:25,700 It might be, uh, and more laws being introduced. 472 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:28,580 A bill in Connecticut would place additional warnings on 473 00:30:28,580 --> 00:30:32,260 beverage containers that alcohol consumption increases the risk 474 00:30:32,260 --> 00:30:38,340 of certain cancers. Oh, way to fuck up some beer cans. 475 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:40,780 Uh, didn't we talk about this once? About how. 476 00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:43,180 Well, not too long, we talked about how the federal 477 00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:46,300 government is talking about making it a right, a blanket thing, 478 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:50,500 and but some bills, some bills. Some states are trying to beat 479 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:54,380 them to it for no apparent reason. What doesn't cause cancer at this 480 00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:58,740 point? Everything causes cancer. Yeah. Everything. Yeah. 481 00:30:58,780 --> 00:31:01,780 Drink a Diet Coke. You're done. You eat an Oreo, you're done. 482 00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:06,180 You only eat after you're done. You only eat. What? Hydrox. 483 00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:11,470 What is that? Like Hydroxycut? No. Hydrox was Oreos before Oreos. 484 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:15,870 I've never heard of this before. What? Please, nerd. Yeah. 485 00:31:16,270 --> 00:31:20,030 Elaborate. Oh, you don't know? No. I'm like. I'm interested. 486 00:31:20,430 --> 00:31:27,590 So Hydrox was Oreos before Oreo existed? Oh, was it the same thing? 487 00:31:27,790 --> 00:31:33,110 Yeah, it's a chocolate cookie with a cream center. Oh. Never heard of. 488 00:31:33,110 --> 00:31:37,350 It. Yeah. I also don't love Oreos. I don't like Oreos or Hydrox. 489 00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:40,150 I was just saying I like Hydrox because I don't like Oreos. Oh. 490 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:44,310 I'm gonna I'm gonna say this as an unpopular opinion to, uh, 491 00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:49,510 the white Oreos I'm a big fan of. Like, the golden ones. I'm sorry. 492 00:31:49,510 --> 00:31:52,750 The golden ones. Not the white. The golden. That really sounded. 493 00:31:53,070 --> 00:31:56,430 That did. That sounded bad. Unpopular opinion is right. 494 00:31:56,470 --> 00:32:02,870 Gotta be careful right now. Golden Oreos, sir. Yeah. 495 00:32:02,910 --> 00:32:05,350 You know, I'll actually get on board with you with the golden ones, 496 00:32:05,350 --> 00:32:08,590 not the white ones. Yeah. Um. Because they're not white. 497 00:32:08,590 --> 00:32:11,750 They're golden. Right. They're there. Golden. I do not like Oreos. 498 00:32:12,510 --> 00:32:15,750 They're just not good. I it's too chocolatey. 499 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:20,630 They're just too, I don't know, fake tasting. Like, you know what? 500 00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:27,230 If I'm going big brand store bought cookie, I'm going fucking chips ahoy. 501 00:32:28,230 --> 00:32:32,030 Soft. Soft or hard? Hard. I want crunchy chips. 502 00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:34,990 I like the soft ones. No, I like the. Crunchy ones are. Peanut butter. 503 00:32:35,070 --> 00:32:37,350 The peanut butter cups in them. Is that. 504 00:32:37,350 --> 00:32:40,470 Is that a Chips Ahoy thing? Yeah. They come out with it every now and 505 00:32:40,470 --> 00:32:44,190 then. Oh, I've never had that flex. Do you have a crumble cookie out 506 00:32:44,190 --> 00:32:48,030 where you are. Yes we do. So our daughter has her first 507 00:32:48,030 --> 00:32:51,910 job and she's doing awesome. But she is a shift lead at 508 00:32:51,910 --> 00:32:55,670 Crumble Cookie. And I swear to God, she was 509 00:32:55,670 --> 00:32:59,270 bringing home cookies for a while. Like after her shifts and I put 510 00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:03,230 on like £15. I was like. I bear witness to this. 511 00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:05,510 I believe it. Yeah. We've been at their house and 512 00:33:05,510 --> 00:33:09,000 she walks in with an entire case of Case of diabetes. Yeah. 513 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:14,360 So we have, uh, a kid at work. His sister is a manager at a crumbl 514 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,880 cookie, and he will bring in, like, two boxes of cookies the next 515 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:24,120 morning, like on a Saturday morning. And it's just, like, a free for all. 516 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,520 Oh. They're delicious. Oh, yeah. They're delicious. But each. 517 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,080 That's not the. Each cookie is like 1500 calories 518 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,280 or something. Well yeah. And the chocolate chunk you put 519 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:41,040 that in the microwave for like 20s. Oh my goodness, the game changer. 520 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,200 The problem is like, not only are they giant, 521 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,960 but they also are loaded with all kinds of other stuff. Right. 522 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,920 You're like, oh, I'm having a cookie. How bad could it be? 523 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:53,120 And then like 3000 calories later, you've had your. Daily intake. 524 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:56,880 On. One caramel and. Yeah, but they're delicious. 525 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,840 They're very good. Everything in moderation, gentlemen. 526 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,480 Right. Yeah. It's like one. Something, one bite. That's it. 527 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:07,130 Uh. What else? Oh, laws. Oh, yeah. A bill in Alaska would add a cancer 528 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:11,650 warning to the signs that licensed retailers required to display. 529 00:34:12,130 --> 00:34:17,210 About the risks of alcohol and. How small is that print going to be? 530 00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:19,810 Well, here's the thing. I had no idea that in Alaska, 531 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:23,850 not only do they have their weird ounce. Can't get drunk in a bar. 532 00:34:23,890 --> 00:34:26,410 Can't get drunk in a bar, you can only have so many ounces a day. 533 00:34:26,490 --> 00:34:30,930 Apparently, they have signs at licensed retailers that display 534 00:34:30,930 --> 00:34:35,330 the risks of alcohol and what and specifically what it poses 535 00:34:35,330 --> 00:34:38,250 to pregnant women's health. It sounds like Alaska. 536 00:34:38,290 --> 00:34:41,050 Just like they act like they're like a different planet. 537 00:34:41,450 --> 00:34:44,090 Yeah, it's very strange. You know, like, they don't act 538 00:34:44,090 --> 00:34:47,930 like they're a part of anything. Well, they're closer to Russia. 539 00:34:48,810 --> 00:34:52,210 But yeah, we get that. The Bering Strait, you know, 540 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:55,130 geography, man. I can see Russia from my house. 541 00:34:55,170 --> 00:34:58,410 What I learned from Deadliest Catch. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. 542 00:34:58,490 --> 00:35:01,410 You can walk across it. So I didn't think it was like, 543 00:35:02,170 --> 00:35:06,180 really, you know, not common knowledge that drinking alcohol 544 00:35:06,180 --> 00:35:09,540 during pregnancy is bad for the baby. I figured. Everybody. Knew that. 545 00:35:09,580 --> 00:35:13,220 Most people knew that. No, not if you're in Arkansas. 546 00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:16,980 Not if you're in Alaska. Apparently, yes. All right. 547 00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,300 Go, Alaska. Let's just say it's like they 548 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,420 act like they don't know shit. Maybe they don't. 549 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:24,340 Maybe they don't know shit. Maybe, uh, education hasn't made 550 00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:27,780 its way up yet. Maybe. I know podcasts haven't, because 551 00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:32,380 we've never charted in Alaska. Come on. Alaska. 552 00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:35,220 Yeah, I'm not going to get our top listening story of the week. 553 00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:41,460 Juneau. Yeah. Fairbanks, Alaska. Cities I know. Oh, Anchorage. Yeah. 554 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:48,260 That's why there's three of us. Yeah, we each have one Alaskan city. 555 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:54,620 Oh, you will get cancer if you drink alcohol in Alaska. 556 00:35:56,340 --> 00:36:00,100 Uh, the American Homebrewers Association is splitting from 557 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:05,540 the Brewers Association. Are you upset by this? 558 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:09,540 This is some bullshit. Brian's actually leaving right now. 559 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:13,940 Sit down. Sit down. Yeah, I can read the whole story. 560 00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:16,340 I don't think there's any real need to, um. 561 00:36:16,380 --> 00:36:20,780 I don't know why this benefits them or either side, 562 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:23,860 but it was their decision. They wanted to separate. So. 563 00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:26,500 So the people who brew shitty beer are breaking off from the 564 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,860 people who brew decent beers, and nobody noticed. 565 00:36:33,140 --> 00:36:39,420 We're tired of your useful advice. Yeah, it's very strange. Yeah. 566 00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:44,820 Why would. Yeah. Questions? No answers. Yeah. 567 00:36:44,860 --> 00:36:48,020 Um, I almost want to go grab what's in the fridge right now, because 568 00:36:48,460 --> 00:36:51,940 I had the story on there before I knew what Brian brought to my house. 569 00:36:52,060 --> 00:36:57,700 Go do it. Oh, shit. We'll wait. Should we do. It? Edit point. 570 00:36:57,820 --> 00:37:00,260 Should we grab. It? Yeah. Get it. All right, I'm gonna go grab it. 571 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:05,870 It's gonna be awful. Mother of God. Is it a rattler? Holy shit! 572 00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:09,630 I have retrieved the can of. I'm gonna put it in quotes. 573 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:12,110 Beer that Brian bought and brought over. 574 00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:15,230 He brought it over as a joke, and when he walked in the door 575 00:37:15,230 --> 00:37:17,150 with it, I said, I'm not promoting this on the show. 576 00:37:17,630 --> 00:37:21,790 But I also had forgotten that I had pulled the story that Firestone 577 00:37:21,790 --> 00:37:29,030 Walker's high ABV Mind Haze rage Turbo Radlers have arrived. 578 00:37:29,230 --> 00:37:32,070 Could that get any longer of a name? They couldn't come up with a 579 00:37:32,070 --> 00:37:34,990 better fucking name. Yeah, it's a little weird. Wait. 580 00:37:34,990 --> 00:37:38,110 Hold on. Let me. Let me run it real quick. Firestone. 581 00:37:38,230 --> 00:37:44,030 Mind. Haze. Grapefruit. Rage. Turbo. Radler. Yeah, I like it. 582 00:37:44,270 --> 00:37:48,110 It's a very funny joke. 8% ABV. Rattlers come in three flavors 583 00:37:48,110 --> 00:37:51,190 Original Lemonade, Watermelon Lemonade, and Grapefruit lemonade, 584 00:37:51,550 --> 00:37:56,350 and a rad pack of 12 ounce canned varieties. So rich. 585 00:37:56,790 --> 00:38:02,680 Go to all the Duval owned Firestone Walker Footprint. Here we have flex. 586 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:05,360 Look at this color. It looks absolutely disgusting. 587 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:11,320 It does. It looks like, uh. Sister. Get get that aroma. 588 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:17,640 Oh, it smells like fucking Kool-Aid. Like grapefruit Kool-Aid. Yeah. 589 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,360 Is it that sweet? It's. Oh, it's super sweet. 590 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:24,520 I haven't tried it yet. Here we go. I have a feeling Brian likes it, 591 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,120 but he doesn't want to like it. I don't like it. 592 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,920 All right, so I'm gonna say this. I don't like it, 593 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:35,120 but I don't not like it. It doesn't taste like much of 594 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,320 anything at all. And you definitely can't tell. 595 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:41,440 It's 8%. I'll agree with you on the alcohol. 596 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,800 It drinks like a seltzer. Right? You would get super fucked up if you 597 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,840 drank a bunch of these on a Saturday. You would get very fucked up. 598 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:53,560 It's not a football beer. Um, that part of it's dangerous. 599 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,840 I don't like the flavor of this at all. 600 00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:00,280 And, like, I'll drink the grapefruit like Kirkland Seltzer thing. 601 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,400 In fact, that's one of my more favorite flavors that they have 602 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:09,400 this grapefruit. Not great. So if it's cold enough, 603 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:13,600 you can't really taste it. As it warms up, it gets a little bit, 604 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,240 I think stronger taste. And it's not as great. 605 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:20,080 It definitely I feel like I'm gonna have heartburn tonight when I go. 606 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:26,040 When I go home. Uh, but, you know, overall, yeah, 607 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:30,040 I'm still embarrassed that I bought this. Now, here's the real question. 608 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,680 You basically bought these for Deb, right? 609 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,600 Well, I bought it as a joke because. She said she wanted to try. It. 610 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:40,200 Yeah, we we had talked about it. We had I think we sent you the, the 611 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:44,080 link and we were laughing about it. And so they were at the store and, 612 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,760 you know, I was looking for a six pack. 613 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,200 And of course they only come in a 12 pack. And I was like, Jesus Christ. 614 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,120 So no, so I so I sprung for the 12 pack. 615 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,320 I think it was like 20 bucks or something. 616 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,730 What did Her Highness think of these? Um, she. 617 00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:00,770 Well, so we only tried the lemonade one. She was not a fan. 618 00:40:01,530 --> 00:40:05,050 Uh, and truthfully, I wasn't either. I didn't finish the lemonade one. 619 00:40:05,650 --> 00:40:08,170 The grapefruit one might actually be more palatable than. 620 00:40:08,170 --> 00:40:10,970 Oh, so this is better. Maybe it gets worse. 621 00:40:11,130 --> 00:40:15,210 Yeah, I I'm a little bit afraid to try the watermelon one. 622 00:40:15,370 --> 00:40:17,130 Oh, the watermelon is gonna be so bad. 623 00:40:18,370 --> 00:40:21,890 I remember the watermelon dorado. Oh, God. Yeah. 624 00:40:21,890 --> 00:40:23,850 I was telling Brian when you went to go get it, 625 00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:28,810 I hoped it was the watermelon. Oh, yeah. I'll bring you one. 626 00:40:28,850 --> 00:40:31,250 Now, if it went the way of a Jolly Rancher. 627 00:40:31,970 --> 00:40:35,130 My favorite Jolly Rancher flavor. Yeah, yeah. No it won't. 628 00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:39,450 You're right. It won't be that good. Um, so I just found it on untapped. 629 00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:42,690 Apparently, there's hops in it because it has 11 IBUs. 630 00:40:43,130 --> 00:40:49,290 It has a 3.88. That is generous. Look at all the hops. 631 00:40:49,330 --> 00:40:53,330 Only 65 ratings, though. And their description is not 632 00:40:53,330 --> 00:40:57,860 your grandma's grapefruit juice. Grapefruit rage is bursting with 633 00:40:57,860 --> 00:41:02,180 tart grapefruit flavor balanced by a smooth lemonade sweetness. 634 00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:06,860 Yeah, I don't know that. That's it. I think I wrote that description. 635 00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:10,780 Yeah, I think they wrote that before they actually made it. Yeah. 636 00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:13,980 Like this is what we want it to be. This is the goal. This is. Yeah. 637 00:41:14,580 --> 00:41:20,220 We're we're shooting for this. You know, sometimes sometimes I'm. 638 00:41:20,220 --> 00:41:23,380 I'm jealous when I'm not drinking. What? You guys are drinking. 639 00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:27,220 I wish you could suffer with us. I'm not very jealous right now. 640 00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:31,420 I feel like over the past two weeks, I brought this show to new lows. 641 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:37,460 I'm really sorry. First, the the light IPA that 642 00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:39,940 tasted like biscuits. Was that the spark plug? 643 00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:43,020 Yeah, something like spark plug or butt plug? I don't remember. 644 00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:46,020 One or the other. Called it a spark plug. 645 00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:51,580 Tasted like a butt plug. Gross. Yeah. This is, um. It's interesting. 646 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:54,430 I'm glad you brought it, because I would have never purchased it. Yeah. 647 00:41:54,430 --> 00:41:58,990 I'll take your comments off the air. First time caller. 648 00:41:58,990 --> 00:42:01,470 Long time listener. Um, all right, let's let's 649 00:42:01,470 --> 00:42:05,110 quickly move on from this. Do we have any Florida news? 650 00:42:05,110 --> 00:42:10,950 Delicious thing? Actually we do. Oh my goodness. It's my lucky day. 651 00:42:10,990 --> 00:42:16,470 Trip to Florida. Almost like he knew. Trip to Florida. This one's a doozy. 652 00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:18,710 It's gonna require reading. And I'm gonna stop drinking this 653 00:42:18,710 --> 00:42:24,110 8% while I get through this. Florida educators arrested after 654 00:42:24,230 --> 00:42:28,790 boozy teen party at principal's home goes off the rails. 655 00:42:29,270 --> 00:42:32,750 That sounds like a porno. Right? Thank you. 656 00:42:32,790 --> 00:42:35,710 Let y'all take that in for a second. Very Florida. 657 00:42:36,870 --> 00:42:40,550 A drunken teenage house party in Florida with shenanigans worthy 658 00:42:40,550 --> 00:42:44,430 of a high school movie has led to child abuse charges against 659 00:42:44,430 --> 00:42:48,150 an elementary school principal and a teacher, police said. 660 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:52,390 By the way, actually, both of you, when you hear shenanigans, 661 00:42:52,390 --> 00:42:54,350 do Shenanigans. Do you automatically hear evil 662 00:42:54,350 --> 00:42:57,190 shenanigans? No. I think of when they're when they 663 00:42:57,230 --> 00:43:01,710 want to pistol whip farva. Right. Same thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 664 00:43:01,710 --> 00:43:03,270 The place with all the shit on the walls. Yeah. 665 00:43:03,310 --> 00:43:09,030 Talk about shenanigans, right? Ooh. Yeah. 666 00:43:09,030 --> 00:43:10,390 Cause right before they say that, he's like, 667 00:43:10,510 --> 00:43:13,670 our shenanigans are fun and cheeky. Yeah, and his are, like, 668 00:43:13,710 --> 00:43:19,550 evil shenanigans. Oh, yes. Sorry. Uh, hosted on January 19th by a 669 00:43:19,590 --> 00:43:23,630 Cocoa Beach High School student at the home of Roosevelt Elementary 670 00:43:23,630 --> 00:43:30,630 School principal Elizabeth Brodigan. So it was her daughter? No. Her kid. 671 00:43:30,990 --> 00:43:33,510 I think it goes on to say this in the story somewhere, 672 00:43:33,510 --> 00:43:37,070 but her kids were not even home. As a high school student hosted 673 00:43:37,070 --> 00:43:39,510 a party at her house. The party was attended by a crowd 674 00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:43,830 of more than 100 that include underage drinkers and juveniles. 675 00:43:43,950 --> 00:43:45,550 Wait, is this one of those weird things? 676 00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:48,470 Like she was in a relationship with the high school student? 677 00:43:48,470 --> 00:43:50,830 Like the one chick? I don't. Think so. 678 00:43:50,830 --> 00:43:53,280 And then And then it just became a rager high school party. 679 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,400 That's what I expected. And it never got to that. 680 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,640 I mean, spoiler alert, but I don't think so. 681 00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,880 Hill Brodigan is charged with child neglect, contributing to 682 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,600 the delinquency of a minor and hosting a party with alcohol 683 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,400 that was accessible to minors. Called an open house party under 684 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,720 Florida law, Anderson is charged with child. That's the other. 685 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,960 The teacher, Anderson, is charged with child neglect and contributing 686 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,800 to the delinquency of a minor. Both were booked into the 687 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,280 Brevard County Jail on Friday and released Saturday, 688 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:28,200 with $3,500 bond attached to Hill Brogan's case and 3000 to Anderson's. 689 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,400 On Tuesday, each pleaded not guilty via court filings, 690 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:36,520 which also requested jury trials for each to move forward without delay. 691 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,680 Investigators said the party featured a teenage boy pointing a 692 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:46,160 nine millimeter handgun at a student, recording him, a vomiting partygoer 693 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:51,290 so drunk that paramedics were called. The use of Use of marijuana. Oh, no. 694 00:44:52,450 --> 00:44:56,170 The eruption of fights and violence, with one incident reported to be 695 00:44:56,170 --> 00:44:58,730 on video. And a teenage girl arrested 696 00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:01,850 nearby for driving with a blood alcohol level, well above the 697 00:45:01,850 --> 00:45:07,090 legal limit of 0.02, which is, if you're under 21, it's only 0.02. 698 00:45:07,130 --> 00:45:09,930 Wait, uh, we gotta address that one, but go on. Sorry. 699 00:45:09,970 --> 00:45:14,490 Because there shouldn't be any legal. It should be 000. Yeah. 700 00:45:14,650 --> 00:45:17,290 What the fuck? It's the most Florida shit I've 701 00:45:17,290 --> 00:45:19,090 ever heard. Yeah, yeah, you could have half 702 00:45:19,090 --> 00:45:22,490 a drink. You're good. Uh, the allegations were in a pair 703 00:45:22,490 --> 00:45:25,530 of affidavits filed in support of the two educators arrest. 704 00:45:25,610 --> 00:45:30,090 The girl's blood alcohol level was 0.118. 705 00:45:30,090 --> 00:45:33,850 So well over the legal limit, even if she was 21. 706 00:45:34,210 --> 00:45:38,970 Which also says she and her passenger were wearing clothing emblazoned 707 00:45:39,290 --> 00:45:44,130 with the night's theme white lie. Two days later, detectives 708 00:45:44,130 --> 00:45:47,810 interviewed teenage attendees who said such events happened once or 709 00:45:47,810 --> 00:45:52,250 once, twice a month at the home, with the January 19th party promoted on 710 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:56,330 the social media platform Snapchat. Many attendees wore matching 711 00:45:56,450 --> 00:45:59,330 white lie t shirts to please sit in the affidavit. 712 00:45:59,370 --> 00:46:03,290 So not only are they having parties for underage kids, 713 00:46:03,570 --> 00:46:08,370 they're promoting the fuck out of it and making t shirts. That's wild. 714 00:46:08,530 --> 00:46:11,730 So yeah. A couple questions. One, 715 00:46:12,610 --> 00:46:14,850 what are they charging at the door? Because it's got to be worth 716 00:46:14,850 --> 00:46:16,450 something, right? If they're going to be. 717 00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:19,370 Why else would they do this? This is an elementary school teacher 718 00:46:19,370 --> 00:46:23,490 who's literally putting her job on the line a couple times a month, 719 00:46:23,490 --> 00:46:25,650 right. To have high school students 720 00:46:25,650 --> 00:46:29,010 come drink in her house. You. You couldn't pay me enough money 721 00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:33,330 to let kids come drink booze in my house? No, I like my booze. 722 00:46:33,330 --> 00:46:35,610 I don't want to share with them. Right. 723 00:46:35,730 --> 00:46:39,050 But this is an elementary school teacher who you know well. 724 00:46:39,090 --> 00:46:42,250 Our school principal. Both a principal and a teacher. 725 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:46,250 Will not be after this. Well, I don't know, maybe in Florida, 726 00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:48,860 they get promoted. Oh, yeah. I guess if they let you underage 727 00:46:48,860 --> 00:46:53,740 drink and drive. Right? Yeah. Only had half of a PBR. 728 00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:58,940 I'm cool, bro. That's not something I'm into. 729 00:46:58,980 --> 00:47:02,100 Especially if these kids are vomiting. You got to clean that shit. 730 00:47:02,140 --> 00:47:04,540 That's your house? Yeah. Yeah. You know, 731 00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:08,460 like you you have to clean that up. I'm not cleaning that up. Right. 732 00:47:08,540 --> 00:47:10,860 Also, I love that there was, like, a fight, and they're like, oh, 733 00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:14,100 it may have been caught on video. I'm like, everything's on video 734 00:47:14,100 --> 00:47:16,380 nowadays. Was it or was it not? It definitely was. 735 00:47:16,460 --> 00:47:19,940 Thank God we didn't have iPhones when I was in college. Oh my. 736 00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:22,740 God. Probably be in state prison. Say that all the time. 737 00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,620 Even in high school. I'm glad we didn't have iPhones 738 00:47:24,660 --> 00:47:28,500 before we did. Stupid shit. That's what you're supposed to 739 00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:31,260 do when you're a kid. You're supposed to go have open 740 00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:33,460 house parties or whatever the hell they called it. 741 00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:36,620 Just not at the home of an elementary school principal. 742 00:47:36,740 --> 00:47:40,460 And you don't promote it with t shirts? Right. Exactly. 743 00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:42,700 Everyone's got their white lie shirt on. 744 00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:46,430 If you're gonna lie, if you're cultivating an environment like that 745 00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:49,830 where you're encouraging this kind of behavior, it kind of calls into 746 00:47:49,830 --> 00:47:54,990 question why you would be a leader of people in an elementary school, 747 00:47:54,990 --> 00:47:59,270 but whatever. And I don't think so. I didn't include it here, 748 00:47:59,390 --> 00:48:04,390 but when I read the entire story, it specifically mentioned the fact that 749 00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:10,070 her kids were not at home that night. So I could somewhat understand 750 00:48:10,070 --> 00:48:12,950 it if it was like, hey, my kids wanted to have a party, 751 00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:15,830 and I decided. It got out of control. If they're going to drink, 752 00:48:15,830 --> 00:48:18,030 I'd rather them drink at home under my supervision. 753 00:48:18,030 --> 00:48:20,870 And then it got under control that I could understand it would 754 00:48:20,870 --> 00:48:23,190 be a reasonable thing. But this is not that at all. 755 00:48:23,190 --> 00:48:27,190 Or it's like, I don't have kids. I'm just a weird elementary school 756 00:48:27,190 --> 00:48:30,030 principal who's inviting high school kids over to get shitfaced 757 00:48:30,030 --> 00:48:33,070 at my house. Even weirder. Yeah, the whole thing is so fucking 758 00:48:33,070 --> 00:48:37,750 weird. Yeah. Go, Florida! Yeah. Here we are talking shit about 759 00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:40,910 Arkansas. Look at Florida. Brian won't call it that. 760 00:48:41,110 --> 00:48:45,280 I know he will not have any of that. We have equal claim for as 761 00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:48,160 family members and ability to talk shit about Arkansas. 762 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,520 And apparently equal amounts of Joneses. 763 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:54,000 Yeah, well they're everywhere. Jones in for a Jones. 764 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:59,880 Title of my autobiography. I like it. Okay. It's fitting. Yeah. All right. 765 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:03,680 I think that's everything. I'm gonna hit some music. Brian. 766 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,000 Thanks. Two weeks in a row. Man, thanks for making the trip. 767 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:11,320 I know I I'm flattered you guys would have me. And it made it. 768 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:15,000 Made my week's. In another year or two. 769 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000 When you're ready to have me back, just let me know. 770 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:21,280 After the next World. Cup. Yeah. Oh, God. I can't afford it. 771 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,320 I can't afford to lose more beer to flex. 772 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,640 It's only like it's only three years from now. Yeah, yeah. 773 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:31,320 We should circle back and see how the Lakers do with this. Uh oh. 774 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,960 We didn't really talk about that last week, did we? It's okay. 775 00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,400 Yeah, well, it's been a week and a half, and things have totally 776 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,680 happened since then. My money is on the Lakers not 777 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:44,240 winning the NBA title you want. You want any piece of that action. 778 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:48,600 I'm good. That's a tough. One. Fair enough. It's a tough. One. 779 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,840 I tried. Hey, you know what? I'll go a step further. 780 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,200 Money also not on the Mavericks winning. 781 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:57,360 Yeah, they got close last year. Not going to happen this year. 782 00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,800 No. Enjoy the unibrow. Yeah. Not a sports show. Not a sports show. 783 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,440 All right. Follow us on the socials. I love you guys. Smooches. 784 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:10,320 Craft beer Republic at flex me beer. Underscores in between and at 785 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,160 Brian's. Not on social. Media. That should be a good handle for 786 00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,400 social media. Brian's not on social. It's probably taken. Probably is. 787 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:21,120 I'll go look. Yeah. 853 a beer. 2337 male at craft beer.com. 788 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:25,240 I think that's everything. Hope everyone out there staying very, 789 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:29,600 very well hydrated. And on that note. Good night everybody.