Speaker:

You put the puddings in the pudding and what do you get when you mix the pudding in the pudding you get the pudding

Speaker:

What was the last thing the boopity boppy? Whatever you said before

Speaker:

Zippity bop

Speaker:

You take the zippity bop and you put the bop in the bop in the bop in the pudding

Speaker:

laughing

Speaker:

laughing

Speaker:

laughing

Speaker:

music music

Speaker:

music music music

Speaker:

Welcome in everybody to your favorite Ford truck commercial

Speaker:

slash crappy republic I am Greg I am being joined by every moms favorite flex the one and only flex hello hey

Speaker:

sultry

Speaker:

daddy like laughing and putting the tough in Ford tough that's Deb

Speaker:

dick tough laughing

Speaker:

that's gotta be pretty tough to be dick tough

Speaker:

dick tough won't see me bend or break laughing

Speaker:

laughing laughing

Speaker:

laughing no breaking out everybody it's mad neck laughing always standing at attention no bending no breaking I go for a hundred thousand miles and then some

Speaker:

our gas tanks are only half full laughing

Speaker:

what did that come from you know it was like the dicks half full I will cut that got it yeah edit point

Speaker:

laughing

Speaker:

laughing

Speaker:

laughing take two oh dear welcome in everybody if you're still hanging out thanks for listening thanks for drinking and thanks for joining find us at craftbeerrepublic.com and get us on the socials at craftbeerrepublic at flex me your beer

Speaker:

underscores in between and at onehopmess as well as debsdicks.com everyone's favorite website yeah I want every like

Speaker:

you got through that super serious by the way like that was very professional

Speaker:

I'm trying to reel it in between our horrendous discussion before the show started and Flex's impressions and then this I'm trying to trying to pull my life together a little bit and make ourself through a show here I wish we could share everything we just talked

Speaker:

about with everybody but we just can't so I'm trying to compose myself a little bit here anyways that's that's all it is we got a lot of show to get to we got some booze news I checked out a new brewery we forgot to do top listening city of last week which was Los Angeles so thank you

Speaker:

top listening city of last week which was Los Angeles sorry LA you're local I think that happened because of the way we name the show but this week the top listening city is Pennington New Jersey that was a weird one interesting never heard of it so hey Pennington

Speaker:

plus all their brewery laws suck so maybe we could like change it or something I don't know

Speaker:

maybe the governor lives in Pennington and if that's the case fuck you well hey what's up New Jersey yeah sorry about your shitty beer laws they suck alright speaking of beer Dev and I are drinking something much better this week let's talk about it

Speaker:

I love my beer I love my beer

Speaker:

I love my beer Flex is a nerd thanks to Mel we are drinking Loam from the Drownlands Brewery she really likes them this is the first one I've had from them she sent me a couple this is the first one we're drinking

Speaker:

6.5% it's a hazy IPA 407 on untapped very respectable they say IPA brewed with Pilsner malt, wheat and oats hopped with 100% New Zealand hops hopped extensively with I haven't even heard of this one Kohatu

Speaker:

K-O-H-A-T-U Kohatu it's a big no OK, Rakau, New Zealand Cascade and NZL 60 now they're getting fancy with their numbers down there NZL 60

Speaker:

we're tasting they say we're tasting bright, dank citrus fruits, papayas drizzled in rich local honey pithy lime zest and those end of summer melony heavy fruit cups

Speaker:

I love these melons

Speaker:

love a good set of melons yeah

Speaker:

this is really good

Speaker:

and you're not a hazy lover

Speaker:

I don't usually like hazies that much but it's

Speaker:

it's juicy

Speaker:

it is, I love you really do get the melon and the papaya

Speaker:

when I stick my nose in there it's like sticking your schnoz into a fruit cup

Speaker:

it totally is, I couldn't agree more

Speaker:

it smells like kids fruit cup

Speaker:

I love it, damn, I really like this

Speaker:

this is really good and I find it actually gets a little bit better as it warms up slightly, like more of the tropical fruits come through a little bit, a little more like papaya or something on there, I am digging it thank you Mel whatever your Instagram handle is this week thank you so much

Speaker:

your girl Mel BGM something, alright oh hey I checked out a new brewery I went to Wagon Wheel Brewing Brewing Company or whatever have you been there yet?

Speaker:

Old Crow Medicine shit Huh? Old Crow Medicine show

Speaker:

Got it, Wagon Wheel So the beer was really good they're brand new and a lot of times you go to a new brewery they're still kind of working on their system a little bit beer was surprisingly good had their core flight all of them were good, nothing like

Speaker:

oh my god I gotta go home had a couple extras off their tap list were really good, like I had a hazy that was really good, the wife had a collab they did with Transmission as an Italian pilsner, really good would definitely go back again for the beer

Speaker:

okay, but

Speaker:

but the food on the other hand uh oh, and the service was weird, not good not bad maybe a little bad, but weird first of all they were not short staffed there was probably too many people working and at the tap room

Speaker:

so they've sectioned out it's like tap room in one section and a restaurant in the other section but they're all connected and not sectioned off but also sectioned off and like in the tap room, there's four people working behind the bar, but only one was taking orders from people not sitting at the bar

Speaker:

ooh that's weird, super weird and the bar's not that the bar seating itself, not that huge like one, maybe two people's enough and to have four people and only one person taking and there's a line out the door because only one person was taking orders, and at like one point

Speaker:

this girl's in front of us she's like can I get a splash of this, can I get a splash of that, like oh my god bitch can you just get a flight and get the fuck out of the way like this is horrible I get you want to try some shit but there's a line behind you and for whatever reason only one person's taking beer orders

Speaker:

so the service was kind of weird like they brought over our food that we ordered and she's like do you need anything else we're like yeah maybe some like plates and napkins and silverware like that'd be cool, she's like oh how many

Speaker:

how many people

Speaker:

are sitting here? yeah I was like well it's a very small table with two people at it so I was like uh two, it was so funny like the guy next, we didn't know him the couple next to us, the guy goes what would she have done if you told her seven I was like that, we should have said seven

Speaker:

she probably would have brought all seven

Speaker:

probably, it was so weird, so like whatever it feels like someone who's never worked in the service industry opened up the place, just like there's just some weirdness about the service but you know nobody was rude everyone's very friendly it was just weird, and the food

Speaker:

was fine, very expensive and just fine we ordered the, yeah we ordered the wings, $16 three wings, shut up yeah, when they showed up it's like is that it she goes yeah it's the wings, I was like yeah alright

Speaker:

that's astonishing to me

Speaker:

and they weren't even that good

Speaker:

we've gone to a place before where we ordered like ten wings that's what the order was and we only got nine we ate the nine and we talked amongst ourselves and we were like oh it's funny we ordered ten wings and they only brought nine and then they bring our entrees

Speaker:

and with our entrees they bring a single small plate with chicken wings on it no they didn't, no, yes they did that's hilarious, absolutely they forgot to put it on the plate and we laughed so fucking hard

Speaker:

funnier than forgetting is than remembering yes, like here it is we forgot your one wing, you'd think they'd give you like a couple just because it's funny it was absolutely hilarious but yeah so the wings were fine there was supposed to be like a sriracha mexican kind of fusion wing it was just sweet it wasn't spicy at all

Speaker:

the wife got these like chicken salad lettuce cups and there was like zero seasoning on them

Speaker:

it was just fine, chicken salad lettuce cups? yeah you know

Speaker:

keto, we only drink our carbs and it was just the food was just fine it wasn't gross it just wasn't great and it was you know $13 for like these three lettuce cups and $16 for three

Speaker:

wings and, they're gonna have to figure something out about that because where they are located you can just go right across the other side of the freeway and you have the collection with bottle and pint and yard house and all sorts of places that you can be drinking beer, there's even a BJ's right there

Speaker:

hell yeah, who doesn't love BJ's laughter

Speaker:

laughter

Speaker:

we all love BJ's yeah so I have a really hard time saying negative things about breweries especially new breweries, I try to taper my disappointment with breweries but like like I said the beer is good, if you guys are looking for a beer and you're in the area please by all means stop by and have some

Speaker:

beer but be warned that the food is pricey and you will leave hungry like $16 for three wings

Speaker:

when people open a brewery they're more focused on the beer portion of it, sure and especially if they're new they're not used to the kitchen food aspect, yeah and it's always very mediocre, like with everything

Speaker:

the quality, the prices the service, the everything

Speaker:

well and I swear they're not paying me but one place that got this right in my opinion is Malibu Brewing, like when they opened up food was fucking on point they'd already been brewing for years so the beer was good and just, they're doing it right over there have you guys been to Malibu yet?

Speaker:

I haven't, I've had their beer, I think their beer is great but I have not physically

Speaker:

been there yet, okay, we gotta go man that food is so good, I know, food's so good and it's been good since day one, in fact since like negative day three when we got to go to the soft opening food was great then and so yeah, this was not that sorry guys, I don't mean to talk shit

Speaker:

beer's great, so you're doing a good job there, I think you could use a little training for your customer service, cause it was just awkward wasn't bad, just was awkward and weird but the food, like the and the area that they're in, to be like that

Speaker:

hoity-toity with your prices right, you're not in the right area

Speaker:

can I give you a little background on Wagonwheel if you're not familiar with it? Please there used to be a freeway exit right there called Wagonwheel, there was Wagonwheel

Speaker:

Road, and a bowling alley and the skating rink

Speaker:

and you've heard my story where I rage against the machine about what happened

Speaker:

oh I don't know about that, have I?

Speaker:

so they rerouted the freeway there, they removed the freeway exit, and so then now nobody could really get to those places with ease, and one by one all of those businesses died, oh it was totally on purpose and it really to this day still pisses me off because that's affecting the livelihood of local small business owners

Speaker:

and I happened to be in a bowling league at that bowling alley and when I saw my bowling alley close I was really disappointed, a lot of people were upset about the bowling alley, and when they tore down the motel, that motel had a lot of history, and so even after they tore it down for a long time

Speaker:

the neon signs were still up

Speaker:

post bowling history? No! There were a lot of balls No it was just

Speaker:

it was a cool ass place and it was the only motor lodge in those days between like West Valley and Santa Barbara, so people traveling in those days, that was like the only place to go and they had this really cool boutique bar and it was a really bitch in place that somebody could have

Speaker:

somebody could have restored and made it so fucking cool and instead they tore it down and built shitty condos and apparently now a brewery

Speaker:

Yeah, well and the condo, like the brewery is under the condos, like the whole area feels like everywhere else that they do this there's nothing unique about it, the coolest part about the brewery visually is they've kept the old sign that old sign is out front, it is so that's cool, okay that is cool

Speaker:

but beyond that, yeah it just looks like every other live work space that they're doing everywhere

Speaker:

which is everywhere because it's the same shit that they do here

Speaker:

yeah, it's not unique to California no it's not at all, yeah and that's not the brewery's fault, not shit on the brewery for that

Speaker:

no no no, not their fault at all, but it's just

Speaker:

in fact I think they've done a good job at trying to preserve the local history by having the sign out front well I love the fact that

Speaker:

they called themselves Wagon Wheel when I saw that I was like, okay that takes the sting away a little bit that they're trying to preserve some of that, would have been really cool

Speaker:

to open the brewery like in the old motel or in the old bowling alley or something

Speaker:

or have like a bowling alley attached

Speaker:

to it, yeah, that restaurant's fucking big enough to have a couple lanes in it, it's huge, but so anyways go check out the beer and hopefully they get the rest of the shit worked out within the next couple months or so otherwise I don't think the locals will

Speaker:

adopt it, it's a tough crowd over there

Speaker:

it is a tough crowd, I even heard some people say, we're sitting outside we have the dog with us, we're sitting outside I heard a couple people walk out and they're like, this shit's not gonna fly in Oxnard, I was like yeah you're not wrong man, I get it I grew up in the area, I get it

Speaker:

people there are loyal, if you do it right you know, they'll come to you

Speaker:

you'll have them for life, yeah exactly so anyways sorry to shit on you a little bit Wagon Wheel, but the beer's good

Speaker:

so good job there, well constructive criticism is good criticism, hopefully hopefully it's constructive, yeah

Speaker:

you know I'd heard some good things from other friends so we wanted to stop in and I'm glad we finally got in when they were open so uh, it was a good time

Speaker:

$16 for three chicken wings?

Speaker:

yeah man, we were both like does fuck that's crazy and they didn't even bring ranch with them oh sorry

Speaker:

how many A's was that?

Speaker:

at least seven

Speaker:

I was thinking three so California A's are way different than Wisconsin A's

Speaker:

it's like being California sober

Speaker:

exactly, we're always stoned uh so anyways Deb you been sipping on anything good lately?

Speaker:

not particularly no pressure you guys got a good keg in your house though we have a keg at the house

Speaker:

Interbrian was not happy at first with the keg? yeah, why?

Speaker:

well did he tell you what happened setting it up and he forgot to put something on and when he put the keg on it exploded and shot beer all over our garage oh he did not tell me this yeah it was a hell of a mess he hasn't put a keg on in a while so I think when you do it all the time it's like muscle memory

Speaker:

you do this, you clamp that, whatever clean, clamp, go, poured he cleaned and then he I don't know what he did and it ended up causing a scene but once he got it on he's been enjoying it and you know

Speaker:

I think, wasn't he like not expecting it to be a hazy IPA and he was like disappointed at first and then it kind of grew on him

Speaker:

I think maybe he forgot that that's what it was so then when he got into it

Speaker:

so it's liquid candy from Tarantula Hill local out here it's like the one IPA that Shannon loves, the wife loves I like it, I like it a lot, I think it's a great solid

Speaker:

I think it's perfectly cromulent

Speaker:

such fancy words

Speaker:

there's a select few people that'll get that one

Speaker:

it just makes me think of coneheads that's

Speaker:

it's a fine beer you know you know how I feel about hazies not a hazy fan so why do you have the keg?

Speaker:

I'm confused

Speaker:

cause that's Brian's kegerator

Speaker:

intern picked it out

Speaker:

he picked it out, he got it

Speaker:

but wasn't he the one that was initially bummed about it?

Speaker:

yes, cause I think when he was offered like hey this is what we could get in this week and then we have this teahill and he was like oh yeah I love teahill that's cool let's do it and then I think he just forgot that it was a hazy and committing to a whole entire keg of hazy

Speaker:

there's a local bottle shop right by their house that Brian frequents and he's made friends with everybody and the way he told me, he walked in and the main guy was like hey we got liquid candy in a keg if you want it and he's like yeah like the excitement kind of caught him

Speaker:

he's like yeah and then he got it at home and was like oh yeah liquid candy's a hazy

Speaker:

yeah I like that you pay more attention to my husband than I do

Speaker:

hey you know someone's got to does Brian actually hate hazys or does he just hate that they're trendy I don't think he hates them

Speaker:

he doesn't hate them cause he went out to Casa Agria and got mirror flexin which is like their OG it's like one of the first ones it's called mirror flexin I know I'm flexin daddy flexin

Speaker:

I mean if you're gonna go hazy in this area Casa, Casa Casa and Madewest

Speaker:

I am inclined to agree so he likes hazys I think just committing to an entire kegs worth is something else normally he's got Union Jack on tap

Speaker:

I drink it in like three days

Speaker:

yeah and I would help him so I tend to favor west coast IPAs and so when he gets a keg of Union Jack I'm down on that or one time I think he got Madewest Pale

Speaker:

and yeah everybody loves that pale I don't know a single person that doesn't enjoy I can't think of anybody

Speaker:

at least nobody's sane yeah

Speaker:

so you know normally I try to help with the kegs but on this one I'm not, it's all him

Speaker:

we have this problem where we have two kegs and we also have a ton of beer in the fridge so like nothing's getting moved like we still have the same two kegs we've had for four months we still have all the same beer it's like little beer here, little keg here one of the kegs is my home brew so like

Speaker:

whatever doesn't matter, the other one is the collab with Petals, it's our guava go-go, oh yeah, oh you have that at the house yeah I couldn't pass that opportunity up so they were kegging it for, fuck I don't know Superbowl? God have we had it that long? that's embarrassing, I'd drink more beer if it was Superbowl

Speaker:

you need to kill the keg party

Speaker:

yeah, five bucks and the person who kills it gets a four pack that's the one thing I miss about Five Threads, local brewery I hear that close they do kill the keg parties because they have a bunch of partials, five bucks and, or ten bucks or something

Speaker:

all you could drink, I mean it was stupid cheap, just get absolutely shittered and if you killed the keg

Speaker:

you got a gift card, yeah you got the prize

Speaker:

yeah, and if they had six kegs they were giving out six gift cards

Speaker:

at the Wisconsin State Fair if you kill a keg at the craft tent and you get a t-shirt that's pretty neat, I like it

Speaker:

not as good as a gift card to get more free beer so, I do miss those kill the keg parties that he did, yeah oh fuck, I used to get Dan and the wife would drop us off, man we would get shittered just annihilated good times, alright I swear I'm not gonna forget

Speaker:

Flex's beer but I am gonna start, you don't always have to I keep bringing that up by the way, I do because I feel like a dick, well you are a dick I am a dick, I'm a beautiful dick, but if you do forget it it's fine, you can forget it, alright well I'm a dick and I'm working on growing, I'll just talk about it later but before we get to that any champagne

Speaker:

lovers in the house? What?

Speaker:

What? Who?

Speaker:

I'm very impartial to like wine and champagne

Speaker:

how do you feel about mimosas? They're delicious

Speaker:

okay, and, but like champagne in like by itself is like, meh not huge, I like the Verde you guys ever have the Verde? I don't know if that's like a, is it champagne? or a hot sauce? yeah it's like a champagne

Speaker:

Verde means green, Verde it's a fucking green bottle Deb, god damn all of them are green bottles I don't fucking know if you google like Verde champagne it'll come up, alright I'm working on it

Speaker:

but it's fucking delicious it's like the only delicious champagne I've ever had

Speaker:

oh, Verdi, with an I, not a D whatever dude, Verdi V-E-R-D-I

Speaker:

oh that's that sweet stuff right, it's real sugary?

Speaker:

I don't know, it's delicious I think so, yeah, Verde Spumante yeah, well that's the stuff I like okay, do you like sugary sweet wines?

Speaker:

the Wisco kid with his sugary sweet

Speaker:

Wisco kid baby the last from the past well anyways

Speaker:

speaking of the champs champagne sales were up 70% and sparkling wine sales up 71% at the end of the week ending May 6th because of the king's coronation

Speaker:

get out of here, oh come on

Speaker:

people were getting bubbly

Speaker:

in the, this is US?

Speaker:

this is UK, oh UK, UK a lot of champagne sales well that's a even start

Speaker:

I thought you were saying in the US and I was like nobody here gives a fuck

Speaker:

well that's what I was thinking too, I thought that was just ludicrous, ludicrous

Speaker:

either way, I'm still surprised that that many people are like we better go buy champagne for the coronation that we're gonna watch on TV I don't know, it's pretty big over there

Speaker:

yeah, they're worried they're gonna get caned or something if they don't

Speaker:

just like Bart did yeah, he got kicked in the ass yeah, the whole king thing

Speaker:

if you don't buy champagne you're gonna have to eat spotted dick

Speaker:

no, there's no spots

Speaker:

laughing

Speaker:

a federal judge in California is pushing forward the class action, we talked about this a few months ago, or a couple months ago the class action lawsuit against Fireballs maker Sazerac the claim is that Fireball

Speaker:

cinnamon, which is like the mini bottles, are misleading cause they actually don't have any whiskey in them, they're malt beverage, but they don't really say that, so anyways a federal judge in California has allowed this lawsuit to go forward, and I'm

Speaker:

for it, yeah I'm for it too hell yeah, yeah, usually I think frivolous lawsuits are stupid and I hate them but, don't claim to be something

Speaker:

you're not, just be yourself because that's what's really cool everybody poops

Speaker:

laughing alright, I think it's time that we answer a very important question

Speaker:

in a world where craft beer is king in a world where muscles are bigger than growlers only one tongue

Speaker:

can guide us one man one tongue

Speaker:

one tongue jobber

Speaker:

gonna get tired never gets tired

Speaker:

what is flex drinking

Speaker:

47 seconds I hate this it's so dumb you love it so much and you laugh and I hate it well, so today

Speaker:

we didn't forget what I'm drinking and I'm having another microphone beer, I had one a few weeks ago, and this is another collab beer that I'm drinking so it's Microphone out of Illinois, and Blackstack out of Minneapolis they're a pretty top notch brewery

Speaker:

laughing laughing laughing like not like an asshole

Speaker:

it's working for you bud it's going great

Speaker:

A plus fuck you guys laughing

Speaker:

go on alright laughing

Speaker:

huh alright, going straight up professional so I bought this beer no, cut that laughing

Speaker:

I bought this beer the human torch was denied a bank loan laughing

Speaker:

I don't know why this is so difficult right now me neither so Microphone and Blackstack, Illinois brewery Minnesota breweries and this beer is called You Ra Ra and it has all these hops and badgers

Speaker:

on the can and Wisconsin badgers, University of Wisconsin so it, I don't know it just kind of caught my attention You Ra Ra is like a big Wisconsin thing when they do stuff I'll take your word for it

Speaker:

sure, and I actually just lied to you because what really caught my eye about this beer laughing was the hop it was the hop bill Greg we love Citra

Speaker:

laughing

Speaker:

we love cashmere definitely love cashmere this goddamn HBC 586 laughing which still doesn't have it's own goddamn name yet not for lack of trying on your part

Speaker:

so we'll call it the Uranus hop right which would make sense with the You Ra Ra Uranus right? yeah that's kind of why it's a collective of why I bought this beer and I'm not drunk I'm really not

Speaker:

this is a really good time so it is a double dry hop hazy today this is a lot hazier than the last beer which was fine right just fine

Speaker:

last week was a

Speaker:

show of mediocrity yeah it was not jokes, jokes were on point

Speaker:

yeah we're funny

Speaker:

and the dicks were banging

Speaker:

dicks do bang banging hard on the nose here it's very orangey I would say citrus maybe but definitely like of the orange specification

Speaker:

little zesty

Speaker:

not pithy at all but like fresh freshly squeezed orange juice delicious as it warmed up it got so much

Speaker:

nicer it's a pretty color

Speaker:

it's great

Speaker:

what would you call that color? it almost looks like a

Speaker:

mimosa I was going to say it looks like a

Speaker:

mimosa it does I like that it looks like a mimosa everybody it's good for breakfast so we'll give it a little taste-a-roo and 100% on the follow through it's like drinking orange juice it's insane this beer microphone, black sack for Wisconsin, knocked it out of the park

Speaker:

100 times better than the mediocrity the alright beer we gotta get out of the mediocrity now back to greatness but this is the greatness we're known for absolutely top notch there's super subtle low end bitterness at the

Speaker:

end but 100% orange juice

Speaker:

well those two breweries are known for some fucking delicious beers

Speaker:

absolutely I need more black sack in my life you know what kills me about black sack though is the god damn price is it a little pricey? oh it's crazy they'll sell it like a double dry hopped and it's like $23 for one? no like for a four pack

Speaker:

but for me that's not I'm like yeah you guys are crazy I know

Speaker:

well apartments out here cost $8 million so

Speaker:

well yeah I guess wouldn't you factor in that

Speaker:

well sounds delicious it's wonderful I mean ours is delicious

Speaker:

too yeah yours sounds great

Speaker:

there's that I don't know where I'm going with this what a great week of beer so much better than last week zippity bop laughing

Speaker:

laughing

Speaker:

we have fallen off the rail editing will be fun

Speaker:

oh my god I don't know what happened here

Speaker:

I don't know either

Speaker:

I don't know you guys started laughing yeah well it's good

Speaker:

it made me laugh it's cause you're cute alright back to the news before we wrap things up two republican senators are now digging into anheuser busch's dylan mulvaney partnership the whole video that started

Speaker:

did took her germ over a mud light

Speaker:

are we doing politics

Speaker:

did I not it's a news story I won't say where I lean on it

Speaker:

cause I can't not say how I lean on it

Speaker:

I won't say that it's really stupid and a waste of taxpayer dollars what do you think should I not do it

Speaker:

my stance on it is this is that they're using it both sides are using it as a distraction from anything that absolutely matters at all like who gives a fuck who's on a can of beer that was sent to this one person it's not for sale in the stores it's not like they're taking it to the schools

Speaker:

to give it to the children who gives a shit that they put the one person on a can

Speaker:

if they did take it to the schools they still wouldn't get drunk fuck

Speaker:

instead of everybody focusing on the one fucking can of beer like let's solve some god damn problems both sides both of these fucking idiots

Speaker:

fuck bro you can sign the petition at deb's dick stock for real

Speaker:

sorry I get really heated about this cause I'm like we're wasting so much of our resources even fucking talking about it yeah when I feel bad talking about it I'm joking

Speaker:

this will surprise everybody Senators Ted Cruz and Marsha Blackburn say that we believe that Anheuser-Busch's clear failure to exercise appropriate due diligence when selecting online influencers for its marketing

Speaker:

efforts warrants detailed oversight by Congress basically they're saying that they chose uh Dylan Mulvaney who has a younger skewing audience and that they're marketing to underage drinkers

Speaker:

well Dylan Mulvaney is an adult and that's an adult product and Dylan Mulvaney is not a spokesperson of Budweiser Dylan Mulvaney was gifted a can of custom beer that's not for sale anywhere nobody can go buy this

Speaker:

can of beer so what the fuck's the problem?

Speaker:

but hey your tax dollars hard at work everybody whether you agree with the Bud Light thing or not this is a waste of time

Speaker:

it's a waste of everybody's time and resources I don't get it

Speaker:

Deb's passion blows me away

Speaker:

sorry guys

Speaker:

but in happier news California has passed uh the ability to sell spirits based RTDs ready to drink cocktails in stores

Speaker:

Hallelujah!

Speaker:

So if anybody wants that pre-mixed old fashioned

Speaker:

I'm just thinking of those what are they the buzz balls? I mean it's the little buzz balls I've never had one of those have you had one? I think during the pandemic Brian bought some I don't know what like they were on clearance or something what are they?

Speaker:

they look it looks like a little like a pool like a cue ball that has like a flip top lid thing on it like a pudding can oh no I don't know what have I done with the jello and the pudding

Speaker:

the pudding the can and the pop Matt

Speaker:

yeah go on and it's just filled with like um like pre-mixed weird booze

Speaker:

ooh I don't like that

Speaker:

but I think we opened one and poured it in a glass and we each took a sip and we're like this is fucking disgusting

Speaker:

I mean it sounds like just a bunch of sugar

Speaker:

this is disgusting we need more buzz ball

Speaker:

it kinda looks like a large Christmas ornament yeah filled with shitty booze yeah that's fair yes never had one of those

Speaker:

I'm googling buzz balls I'm not sure if I want to do this put the safe search on

Speaker:

I was gonna say you may want to be in private mode when you do this

Speaker:

oh no okay it came up alright okay okay

Speaker:

okay alright we'll end it with this one let's see if this angers Flex at all it's the worst ending alright well the top 50 biggest craft breweries in America holy shit you're gonna name off 50 breweries by sales volume that's crazy no I'm gonna start at number 100 number 100

Speaker:

I'm just gonna do the top 10 I'm gonna do 11 cause I like number I'll do 12 because Flex likes number 12 you know what let's just keep going let's call 13 call it a day number 13 athletic brewing company I don't think that should be allowed

Speaker:

there's no alcohol

Speaker:

I don't know what that is what is that

Speaker:

they're the NA that became really big

Speaker:

all the celebrities are getting behind it

Speaker:

oh I don't like that

Speaker:

it should be a different category

Speaker:

certain breweries are actually carrying it to offer NA options which is super lame

Speaker:

number 12 new glareis brewing company

Speaker:

okay okay okay

Speaker:

number 11 Deschutes brewery good for uh

Speaker:

what is this list

Speaker:

I forgot already

Speaker:

I got real confused after the non-alcoholic thing I don't know what we're talking about anymore

Speaker:

something about good top breweries making money or something yeah

Speaker:

top 50 biggest craft breweries in America by sales volume

Speaker:

and the non-alcoholic thing

Speaker:

I thought this was America

Speaker:

okay sorry continue I'm very sorry guys

Speaker:

me too number 10 Brooklyn brewery number 9 Tillray beer brands I don't know what that is they own a couple of breweries okay that makes sense number 8 Canarchy yeah number 8 Canarchy and they own a few they own like uh

Speaker:

Dale's Dale's Pale Ale Oscar Blues thank you I don't know how they're still on the list but number 7 Stone Brewing not craft anymore yeah that's crazy this is a 2022 list but midway through 2022

Speaker:

they were purchased whatever number 6 Artisanal Brewing Ventures number 5 Gambrinus what the fuck is that Texas number 4 Duvel Morgat number 3 Sierra Nevada

Speaker:

number 2 Boston Beer number 1

Speaker:

anybody on number 1 Sierra Nevada again nailed it they've been through this twice

Speaker:

uh Yingling

Speaker:

oh okay I like it at Yingling still don't get it but alright

Speaker:

you know what it is it's like when the Nintendo Wii came out and nobody could get it and so it was super popular and when everybody got it they were like alright this is kinda cool but not that great

Speaker:

so it's like the Playstation 5 now yeah it's an availability thing it's like people can't get it but they keep making games for it I have a Playstation 5

Speaker:

I would totally trade it for a couple cases of Yingling right now hahahaha

Speaker:

anybody out there with some Yingling let's talk baby let's make a deal

Speaker:

I'm about to get so many Dia

Speaker:

non-sexual ones for once talking about beer and Playstation not dicks not dicks debsdicks.com

Speaker:

debsdicks.com hahahaha

Speaker:

that's a dirty website you shouldn't go there alright I think that's enough out of us for tonight we got a case of the sillies it's

Speaker:

hahahaha hahahaha it's not getting any better

Speaker:

hahahaha

Speaker:

why does this happen you're never gonna invite me back every time I'm here it just devolves into this I'm really sorry

Speaker:

it's all Debs fault

Speaker:

it's all my fault

Speaker:

I'm gonna hit the right music now

Speaker:

yeah do it

Speaker:

say hi to Vanessa hi Vanessa if you guys have made it this far into the show I appreciate you hanging out with us we are silly

Speaker:

that was uh it was a bit obnoxious I mean I had fun my face hurts it's like a good thing

Speaker:

I'm getting dick slapped so hard wow that's crazy and of course debsdicks.com at craft beer republic at flex me your beer underscores in between and one op mess

Speaker:

thanks for hanging out

Speaker:

thanks I'm really honored you guys would have me back even though you know dicks

Speaker:

that's why we have you back because you know

Speaker:

if we could have you on every week we would

Speaker:

because you know dicks I hope everyone out there is staying very well hydrated