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"Grack Public Access."
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You're listening to "Grack Public Access" here on 101.7 FM
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the Grack in Grackleton.
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I'm Tog Chesterfield, one of your hosts,
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and your other host is--
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that's you, Perf.
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I prefer-- so just so you know, going forward,
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do you mind saying that part?
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Yeah.
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Because I-- when I--
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Oh.
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Yeah, because I don't like the way--
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Yeah.
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Because when I say the second word there, my last name,
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it always sounds weird to me.
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Oh.
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Oh, your own name?
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This-- yeah, I don't want to say it.
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A spoon.
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I'll say it, spoon.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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So you don't like saying your last name?
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OK, well, the other thing that we could do is I could say--
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and the other co-host, Park--
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oh, you could say that.
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Wait, the other co-host, and you could say Parker,
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and then I could say spoon, if you want.
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Do you want to try that?
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I don't-- no.
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OK.
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Well, let's--
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OK, I'll just introduce you.
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Can we go--
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How about that?
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Can we go past this part, please?
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Let's go past this part.
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OK, so this is episode number two.
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This is the second episode that we've done.
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And today's show sponsor, we have a sponsor today.
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It's Guilford's Mays.
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And they want me to say it's now in vegan.
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I have been eating Guilford's Mays since I was very--
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I'm assuming since I was a fledgling Parker, you know?
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Because we're in Gragholtown and it's a bit worse.
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Yeah, and it was--
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it's amazing because it's not quite tangy
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and it's not quite smooth, which, you know,
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it's right in the middle, which I like.
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No, I like that.
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It's right in the middle.
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And I think the reason why we all like it,
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if we're from Gragholtown, is it's recommended,
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if you're born here, like in the hospital,
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to give your kids the mayonnaise.
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That's like a nutritional thing.
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I don't know if it actually is nutritional
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or if they did a deal with the hospital or something.
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But yeah, we're all pretty much raised on Guilford's mayonnaise,
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aren't we?
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I have to tell you, before we progress any further,
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that I've been having some, you know, anxiety
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about the show this week because it's our second show.
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And I got a lot of--
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I got a lot of negative feedback from our first show.
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Oh, no.
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Negative about you or about the whole show?
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No, no, they loved you.
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Yeah, they said that they thought that--
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Here, I brought the--
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No, I mean, no, I'm not--
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--the tissues again.
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Here, thanks.
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Yeah, here you go.
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Oh, shoot, some of them are blowing away.
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We're outside, everybody.
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We'll tell you where we are in a second.
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But here you go, Parker.
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I don't know who wrote that, because they were emails,
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but they all seemed to come from weird addresses
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that had a lot of numbers and letters in them.
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And they were complaining about my voice,
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and they did not like a lot of the parts.
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They didn't like it when I was pretending to be a shockjack.
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Yeah, I can see that would be rough in our listener segment
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or whatever they call that.
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The radio station would know.
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I don't really know.
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Our listenership or something, they
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wouldn't like shocking stuff.
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I just don't think they thought that I was good,
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because they said several things about me as a person.
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And I don't want to get into them right now.
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But it could--
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Yeah, but anyway, so I'm going to try--
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But anyway--
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I'm going to try not--
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Parker, I think maybe if they had a lot of numbers
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in their names, though, it might not be real.
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Like, those might be bots or something.
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They were very specific bots, I'll tell you that much.
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Very specific bots.
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That's the kind of bots they are.
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They were very hurtful bots.
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And if this is going to be the future of a bunch of bots
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that are, to say, hurtful, and just--
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they got right into my heart.
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Right into your heart, yeah.
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Well, maybe we'll change the email settings.
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How about?
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But listen, I'm not here to bring this down.
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Look where we are.
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Look where we are.
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So yeah, that's a great segue into where we are today.
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We are here at Thick Raven Beak Park, as many of you
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will know from Outer Grack.
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So we're way out in Outer Grack right now at the park.
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And our theme this week that we've been given by the radio
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station is soccer.
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Soccer.
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So that's our theme that we've got to talk about, Parker.
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I don't know anything about soccer myself.
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I don't know much about it, but I'll tell you what.
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Whenever I see people making the foul shots
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and going up and down the hoops and all that kind of stuff,
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it brings me joy.
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Because I want people to be more sporty.
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Sporty.
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Yeah, it would be wonderful to have everybody be sporty
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and coming around.
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I don't know if you see behind the picnic.
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The people with the picnic over there?
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Yeah, no, I--
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Yeah, I see them.
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OK, just so you--
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I like to be aware of my surroundings.
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Yeah, no, we should be, especially after last time,
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at the Olive Hollow.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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OK, just they're looking this way.
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That's the only reason I see them.
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Yeah, no, I see.
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I see they're kind of narrowing their eyes.
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So I think they are trying to look into the distance,
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which would be approximately where we are located.
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Yeah, the one lady's--
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Yeah, because we're in their distance.
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We're in our proximity, but in their distance.
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Yeah, the one lady--
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she's-- we're in her distance.
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OK, OK, but this is great.
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Yeah, we're in their distance.
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Yeah, no, we're doing good.
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So in today's show, Listener, we have community connections.
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So we're going to talk about things
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from the GRAC community that have been sent in
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to the Gragilton Gazette.
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And we have Taste of Gragilton, where
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Parker and I will talk about things
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that we've eaten or food that we've encountered this week.
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And then we have my favorite, Tuber Talk,
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and Parker's favorite, Corn Corner,
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as our final segment of the day.
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So I'm excited about those segments on today's show.
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Are you, Parker?
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So do we want to take the one and a sign?
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I can tell you.
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Yeah, yeah.
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We'll start with community connections.
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We'll do one segment.
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We'll do them sequentially.
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I just don't want to be overwhelmed with too many--
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No.
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OK, great.
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No, so I mean, that would be pretty--
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that would be pretty wild.
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Starting with community connection
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and then talk about Tuber's.
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Don't get me wild after the negative--
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should I just, in their faces, do it?
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Oh, do it.
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Do it.
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Yeah.
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Who cares about what the bots might think?
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Just do it.
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Don't get me--
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is this the voice I did last time?
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That does sound like it, Parker.
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All this talk about doing too many segments is making me wild.
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Oh.
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Well, I think we should get pretty
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shocking with some of our views on Tuber's and Corn
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near the end.
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That would be good.
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Mine really aren't.
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Yeah, I don't think I have any scandalous thought about Tuber's.
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So let's start with community connections.
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So let me just get--
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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--Grat Connect.
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I have advice.
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Happy birthday.
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Where are you?
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I printed them out before I got here,
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because I knew that we'd be on the road for this show.
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Here we go.
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So the first one is a piece of advice.
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We have some advice that's being sent in by Tog Blankett, who
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says, after perfecting my corn cake recipe for the bake-off
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in 13 weeks, my advice is to keep your recipe secret
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by leaving your curtains closed whenever you make the recipe.
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I have already had three neighbors
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try to watch me with binoculars.
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None of this is shocking.
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Wow.
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None of this is shocking.
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Yeah, I mean, that's how it works around bake-off season.
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Yeah, I mean, there's several times
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that I've participated in it.
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And I've come in--
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well, once I came in second to last place,
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which was a triumph for me in a way, because it was--
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Yeah.
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--it wasn't last place.
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But I had several neighbors.
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They were looking in.
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One of them actually was in my kitchen
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while I was cooking, but without my permission.
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Right, without your permission.
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So they snuck right into your domicile?
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This is back when I was living with mother.
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Yeah, I was going to say if it was when you were a roommate
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with me, I would be pretty shocked by that happening.
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No, and in fairness to the situation,
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and I want to be one of my goals for this podcast
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is always to be fair and honest.
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It was a friend of my mom's.
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So--
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Oh, well, that makes sense.
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So my mom may have invited her in, but I was cooking up
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my okra pancakes.
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And when okra season hits, it's exciting.
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And I turned around, and like a specter, she was there.
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That sound-- you know what?
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I would maybe pee my pants if that happened.
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It was horrible.
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And I said, be gone, because I thought it was a specter.
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So you really thought that it was like a supernatural
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that was in your presence?
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She has very translucent skin.
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I don't know if it's a--
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No, I know that thing.
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Yeah.
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And we have a very old light in our kitchen.
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Well, we did when I lived with it.
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She still has it.
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Mom still has it.
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Right.
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So this person was basically see-through.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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I saw her.
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I could have sworn at some point, I saw the part that--
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we don't know that we have them, but we have them at the back.
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Appendix?
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A duedium?
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Well, it's-- I'm going to say no, but it could be yes,
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because I just don't know anaTogy.
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There's part of the back of the eye
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that connects the eye to the rest of the face.
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Like a nerve of some sort?
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Yeah, there you go.
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I saw that.
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A nerve of some sort.
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I saw that.
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On her.
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You saw the back of her eye nerve?
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Wow.
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That must have been pretty shocking.
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I was-- yeah, it was.
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I don't laugh.
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Please?
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I won't.
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I won't.
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I'm sorry, Parker.
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No, that's OK.
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I'm sorry.
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Listen, I know you're not laughing.
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No, we can laugh together, but that was--
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We can laugh together, yeah.
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We shouldn't laugh at medical issues, though.
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Yes, you should.
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And then you're right.
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It's funny.
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But--
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Is it?
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Oh, you look nice.
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You're cute.
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You're cute.
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The lady with the hat and the picnic bench,
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the picnic blanket is waving at me.
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Hi.
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You're cute.
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Hi.
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How are you?
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Both of you are a little cute.
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But she's waving at me.
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She has a smile now.
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Yeah, it's-- yeah, she seems very content and not alarmed.
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So that's good.
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We're doing good so far, Parker.
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Oh, this is amazing.
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I'm so happy.
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Should I--
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Go on next-- sorry, next--
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Next-- next communique.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, I talk too much, too.
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But I've got to read this one.
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I brought it with me.
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Oh, shoot.
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Got out of order because of the wind.
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OK, here we are.
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Oh, this one's an event.
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It's, again, about the corn cake.
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Oh, this is the corn cake date setting gala.
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The date that's being set for the corn cake, the gala
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where we learn what date it's going to be on,
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is in room 2B at the community center at 3.30 PM next Monday.
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Can I provide color commentary?
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Absolutely.
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I mean, you're the corn assert.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I wanted to say that one so much.
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That's it.
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You just kind of overshadowed what I was going to say.
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Oh, oh.
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No, no, no, no.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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At the top, that's OK.
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You would--
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I'm sorry.
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I should have saved it for a different time
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when you didn't have something on mind.
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No, but mine was kind of late.
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I was going to say, because you said the room was 2B.
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And I was going to say, 2B or not 2B, like the--
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Oh.
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Like the bard.
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Like the bard.
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Shakespeare.
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Yeah.
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Shakespeare.
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Yeah, Shakespeare said that.
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2B or not 2B.
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But it is going to be 2B.
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2B?
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Yeah.
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It is 2B.
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It's going 2B, 2B.
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I can't--
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At the community center at 3.30 PM next Monday.
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Well, that'll be exciting, because we--
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Oh, it is.
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--when we finally find out.
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Oh, when we find out what date the corn cake--
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the corn cake bake-off is going to be, I mean,
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then we've got the countdown that happens after that.
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You know.
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I mean, everybody looks at that when
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they go to the town center.
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It's almost like-- and it's not quite, because it's not--
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it's a little bit--
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Christmas is not as festive as this.
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No.
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This is it for graphically.
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It's almost like having an Avent calendar.
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It is, yeah.
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But the Avent calendar, depending
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on how it could be one day or it could be 100 days,
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because we've had both after the date-setting event.
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We have, yeah.
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No, sometimes it's very long, and it's
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almost like that additional anticipation
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makes it a bigger event.
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So if it is more days, it's kind of--
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it's like Christmas plus plus.
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It is.
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And then I remember several days where it was--
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well, of course, everyone remembers 2017,
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when it was 25 minutes in advance.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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That was a surprise.
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Oh, gosh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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It's like, here we are, and now we're--
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well, now we're driving.
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Good thing we always have corn on the go, right?
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Everything was half raw at that time.
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But it was-- that's what makes it so wonderful, because--
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, we all remember it, don't we?
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I'll never stop talking about it.
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Yeah.
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My friend Shirley got trichinosis.
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Trichinosis?
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Trichinosis?
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I think trichinosis.
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I think trichinosis.
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Like, it's a trick.
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It's a trick.
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Yeah, my friend Shirley got trichinosis.
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And she got very dehydrated.
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That's always--
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I mean, they've got that little medical thing
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in the corner of the bake-off, just in case--
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just in case these things happen.
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Yeah.
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Oh, and by the way, listener, neither of us are doctors.
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No, no.
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We've been talking about some doctor-like things.
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We generally do, both of us, Parker and I.
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But we just want to clarify, we're not doctors,
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so don't use this as a doctor show.
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I know nothing about medicine or anything like that.
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No.
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But we both worry about it a lot.
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Oh, my god.
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Goodness.
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Sorry, god.
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Goodness, my goodness.
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Goodness gracious.
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I just want to hedge my bets, because I
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don't want to say anything negative about anybody.
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OK, so the next community and our final community
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connection-- let me just see if the--
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oh, right here.
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Good.
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Maureen Foskluutov is looking for the--
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yeah, Maureen.
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Maureen's a friend of the show.
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Yeah.
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Is looking for the first person to set the date for the corn--
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the corn cake bake-off for an exclusive interview.
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Oh, is looking for the first person that ever set the date
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for the corn cake bake-off.
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Can I read that?
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She's looking for the first person.
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Yeah, that set the date.
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That set the--
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oh, so I don't understand that.
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Yeah, so the very first person that ever did the date setting,
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that set the date in Grackleton for the corn cake bake-off.
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She cannot find the name, because the official binder
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was not returned to the Grackleton Regional Library,
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and it's been checked out since 1983.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh my god.
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So she's looking for that information of the very first
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person that did the date setting.
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OK, well, we'll have to figure that out.
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Maybe-- oh, maybe we can try to--
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it can be a show mystery, you know?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, that would be a good mystery, because I mean,
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I just read this right now, and I'm like, wow,
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I never even really thought about the very first person
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and the first corn cake bake-off.
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Are you OK, Parker?
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No, I'm--
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I think I'm--
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we're just saying to the audience,
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so we can paint a beautiful, visual seascape.
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Yeah, because we're not on camera.
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We're only-- you're listening to us with your ears.
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We can paint a seascape for everybody.
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Even though we're nowhere near the sea.
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It's just an expression.
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Yeah.
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So we can paint a beautiful seascape for everybody.
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We're landlocked.
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Well, we're landlocked here in Grackleton,
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but we're going to paint a seascape.
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We are under a large tree.
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I don't know what kind of tree this is, but there is--
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I am actively getting covered in sap, it appears.
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It's-- yeah, do you see--
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You are.
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--my arm?
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No, I see.
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Yeah, it's glistening now that it sits in the sun a lot.
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Yeah, it was OK.
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And the funny part is there's hairs on my arm
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that are like stalagmites.
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My arm hairs, do you see how they're kind of--
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Like daggers.
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They're like little daggers.
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They're like the daggers.
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Watch this.
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Watch this.
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I swoon my arm.
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Oh, OK.
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I'll stop.
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I'm sorry.
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That's kind of scary.
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She's waving again.
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Hi.
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Oh, she is.
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Hi.
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Oh, maybe she's looking at the fact
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that you're covered in sap now.
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I don't know.
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I'm talking.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll be quiet.
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Oh, like she's covering her kid's eyes.
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Oh.
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No.
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Oh.
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Oh, that's fine.
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That's-- I don't--
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I didn't mean to--
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Yeah, it's not really a dagger arm.
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I would sap it.
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It's just sap.
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Maybe she can't tell from the distance,
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because we're in their distance.
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Yes.
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And we're in close proximity to us, but not them.
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Not to them.
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Not to my children.
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So I can see it, but she probably
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doesn't know what she's--
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Yeah, just so everyone knows.
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We're talking higher, like pretty much,
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within five feet of each other right now.
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Let's be friends.
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Yeah, we're really--
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Yeah, we're really close, even though you can't tell,
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because we're both--
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you know, we brought the mobile microphones today.
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And we're recording.
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We have so much to do.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah, oh, we need to go to an ad now.
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So we have an ad, a friend of the show's ad.
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And we'll be back with more "Grack Public Access."
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Should I walk to the other side of the outhouse
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just while you do the ad?
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So because is it--
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Yeah, yeah, you'll have time.
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OK.
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Yeah, you'll have time.
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Yeah, I'll be back.
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We'll do the ad.
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OK, bye.
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Bye.
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Bye, everybody.
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OK, bye.
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Bye, everybody.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hi.
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I'm Jen Dahan for "Grack Public Access,"
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and I'm not holding any mayonnaise here today
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to tell you about the show sponsor, which is Guilford's
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mayonnaise.
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I guess I should have started off with that, and I didn't.
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But I have this note here.
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Gil Guilford couldn't come and drop me off the mayonnaise
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that I needed for this ad.
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I just-- I needed to be holding it.
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I should-- I mean, I've tried it before I've eaten it.
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But I got this note about what Gil wanted me to say
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about the mayonnaise, and it's now in vegan.
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Now in vegan.
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I wrote that down.
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Now in vegan.
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Mayonnaise.
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Actually, I thought all mayonnaise was vegan.
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I guess it's not, because now it's coming in vegan, which
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would imply that mayonnaise is not vegan, which is funny,
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because I'm a vegan.
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I'm a vegan, and I didn't know that mayonnaise could come
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in vegan, and not all mayonnaise is vegan.
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Right.
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So Guilford's mayonnaise.
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You can-- it's not all vegan.
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God, anyways, Guilford's mayonnaise for "Grack Public
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Access," today's sponsor.
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And you can get that wherever you get your mayonnaise.
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I don't-- do people say that wherever you get your mayonnaise
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or wherever you get your insert product here?
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Get your Guilford's mayonnaise.
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Right.
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Oh, that just actually explains a lot about what
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goes on with my sTogach.
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Shoot.
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"Grack Public Access."
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All right, and we're back.
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You're listening to 101.7 FM, "The Grack,"
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and this is "Grack Public Access," with Tog and Barker.
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I got back from the--
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I went behind the restroom, because I didn't know
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the restroom was open.
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Oh.
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I didn't end up-- well, because it looks very inhospitable,
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if you look at it.
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It totally does.
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I mean, there's a trash can that's
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halfway in front of the door.
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I mean, I don't know why it's there.
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But I didn't end up going, because I was too nervous.
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Yeah.
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No, that's understandable.
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So you're holding it, is what you're saying?
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Yeah, a lot.
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Oh, a lot.
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Yeah.
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Before this, I was tricking--
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well, my mom had shipped me some--
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I don't know why she insists on sending me stuff,
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because I lived down the street.
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But she shipped me some pomegranate--
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grant-- not pomegranate.
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Pome-- pomegranate?
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Yeah, that--
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Pomegranate, yeah.
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Juice.
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And I've been-- I've been down--
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oh, here it goes.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Ah.
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Oh, no.
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It's time for a little bit of shock.
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I've been downing those pomegranate juices,
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like there were tiny sunbursts.
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[LAUGHS]
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I don't really know if I understand.
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Yeah, turn your radio back.
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Yeah, OK.
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OK, everybody, you can turn your radio back up.
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The shocking part is over.
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And if you're a bot, I hope you turned it down all the way.
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All right, so we're at Thick Ravenbeek Park in Outergrac.
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Outer, outer, outer, outer, outer, outergrac, it feels like.
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And we're talking about soccer today.
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And our sponsor is Guilford's mayonnaise,
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which now comes in vegan.
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But soccer, I mean, there's really
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no overlap between mayonnaise and soccer
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that I can think of.
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Well, yeah, it kind of is, because the soccer ball is--
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the soccer ball has white on it, and mayonnaise is white.
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So you can imagine you could make a soccer ball out of mayonnaise.
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I guess you could.
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Which you could if you froze it and squiddink.
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And squiddink, oh, for the black bits.
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That's right.
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Because the soccer ball has the little black squares.
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Are these squares?
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Or are they like pentagons or something?
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They're like some kind of shape.
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Some kind of shape.
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It looks like it's like a zebra.
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But if you cut the zebra into many pieces, don't do this.
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Oh, yeah, no, don't do this.
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And then kind of twist to the pieces around them
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to rearrange them a little bit.
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That would be a soccer ball for anybody who doesn't know.
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Yeah, and I think we wouldn't be able to use that analogy
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for the new vegan type of mayonnaise.
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That would be an analogy that wouldn't be allowed.
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Because of cutting up a zebra wouldn't be a vegan thing.
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So you'd have to use a different analogy like pepper.
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You could put pepper or something on it.
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Because that's--
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yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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That would probably be the analogy for that.
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Yeah, that's great.
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I love--
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OK.
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Yeah, OK.
00:26:03.840 --> 00:26:05.480
No, moving on.
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Moving on.
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This got awkward.
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Speaking-- this did.
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Yeah.
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I'm not good at analogies this year.
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No, no, you're not.
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I'm not.
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That's why I'll leave all the analogies to Parker.
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Because of me.
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Because of me.
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Taste of Grackleton.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, yum.
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So taste of Grackleton.
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So Parker, this is something that we've eaten or a restaurant
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or something.
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Have you had food this week, Parker?
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I bet you have.
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I better believe I have.
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And I am going to talk low and slow.
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If you don't mind.
00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:46.880
Oh, that's fine.
00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:48.800
Get real close to this.
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This is ASMR time.
00:26:50.680 --> 00:26:53.280
Oh, I like it.
00:26:53.280 --> 00:26:55.200
Does everyone hear my voice?
00:26:55.200 --> 00:26:55.880
I think they do.
00:26:55.880 --> 00:26:57.920
Yeah, I see the levels.
00:26:57.920 --> 00:26:58.720
So great.
00:26:58.720 --> 00:27:01.800
So I went to a restaurant.
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It's a Piccadillo's Italian.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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And I had a sandwich that was grilled cheese sandwich,
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except it was deep fried.
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A deep fried grilled cheese sandwich.
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Oh, yeah.
00:27:22.160 --> 00:27:23.200
Yeah.
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That's the right voice for that.
00:27:24.600 --> 00:27:25.640
Is that the right voice?
00:27:25.640 --> 00:27:27.520
That's definitely the right voice for that.
00:27:27.520 --> 00:27:29.440
I think after I would eat something like that,
00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:31.440
I would definitely be going, oh, yeah.
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And then I'd be the deep fried and cheese.
00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:38.120
I might-- well, I might be saying, oh, yeah, as I ran to the toilet.
00:27:38.120 --> 00:27:39.720
Oh, yeah, don't say that.
00:27:39.720 --> 00:27:41.080
Yeah, you don't say that.
00:27:41.080 --> 00:27:43.840
Yeah, you know my sTogach a little bit on the weak side
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sometimes.
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Yeah, don't say that, please.
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I won't.
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No, I'm going to get all the body emails now, I think, this week.
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Because it was so good.
00:27:52.680 --> 00:27:56.360
And somehow they must have done something where it didn't--
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the oil didn't get to the bread.
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It only got to the outside of the bread, so it didn't sop in.
00:28:01.960 --> 00:28:05.160
And oh, my-- you know what?
00:28:05.160 --> 00:28:09.000
If I ever pass on, I want you to build my coffin out
00:28:09.000 --> 00:28:10.600
of these sandwiches.
00:28:10.600 --> 00:28:11.680
Out of the sandwiches?
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Out of these sandwiches.
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OK.
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Contact Piccadillo's Italian.
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And I'm just thinking about dying now.
00:28:19.800 --> 00:28:21.200
Here, I got the tissues.
00:28:21.200 --> 00:28:22.200
You need to call someone.
00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:23.240
You need to call someone.
00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:24.800
That guy looks like he's going to pass out.
00:28:24.800 --> 00:28:25.800
Don't really do that.
00:28:25.800 --> 00:28:26.480
It's OK.
00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:27.640
He's OK.
00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:28.240
Don't worry.
00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:28.760
He's fine.
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Yeah, no, Park is fine.
00:28:30.360 --> 00:28:31.520
Don't really do that.
00:28:31.520 --> 00:28:32.880
Yeah.
00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:33.480
OK.
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I'm going to--
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I'm going to call Ranger or something.
00:28:35.600 --> 00:28:37.840
Should I stay for a while, Lugger?
00:28:37.840 --> 00:28:39.360
Are we done?
00:28:39.360 --> 00:28:42.000
No, we've got more segments.
00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:43.560
We have more segments to do.
00:28:43.560 --> 00:28:45.600
I'm thinking about dying now.
00:28:45.600 --> 00:28:46.600
Oh, yeah.
00:28:46.600 --> 00:28:47.640
Like, I'm not--
00:28:47.640 --> 00:28:49.080
I'm thinking about in the future.
00:28:49.080 --> 00:28:49.640
But I don't--
00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:51.040
In the future, yeah.
00:28:51.040 --> 00:28:52.960
I don't know what that's going to--
00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:54.280
It's unpleasant.
00:28:54.280 --> 00:28:59.840
Maybe-- OK, well, my taste of Greckleton this week is I--
00:28:59.840 --> 00:29:02.920
well, I ate a lot of mayonnaise this week
00:29:02.920 --> 00:29:06.520
because Gil Guilford of Guilford's mayonnaise
00:29:06.520 --> 00:29:08.960
brought us over a flat of mayonnaise.
00:29:08.960 --> 00:29:10.200
That's a lot of mayonnaise.
00:29:10.200 --> 00:29:16.200
I think there is 16 jars to our townhouse to try out,
00:29:16.200 --> 00:29:18.360
because they're a sponsor of the show.
00:29:18.360 --> 00:29:19.240
Park, it's OK.
00:29:19.240 --> 00:29:20.000
It's OK.
00:29:20.000 --> 00:29:20.840
I'm listening to you.
00:29:20.840 --> 00:29:21.320
I'm listening.
00:29:21.320 --> 00:29:22.280
Don't worry.
00:29:22.280 --> 00:29:23.000
OK.
00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:24.240
Ignore my face.
00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:25.280
OK.
00:29:25.280 --> 00:29:27.840
So we ate a lot of mayonnaise.
00:29:27.840 --> 00:29:29.200
I ate extra mayonnaise.
00:29:29.200 --> 00:29:31.480
I pretty much had mayonnaise on everything--
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breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:35.640
So I tried it on my oatmeal.
00:29:35.640 --> 00:29:36.560
It actually works.
00:29:36.560 --> 00:29:37.960
You can stir it into oatmeal.
00:29:37.960 --> 00:29:41.880
It makes it mayonnaise-y, as you might expect.
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:45.280
And I had it, of course, in sandwiches for lunch.
00:29:45.280 --> 00:29:46.920
But on dinner, I pretty much made it
00:29:46.920 --> 00:29:49.480
into either a sauce or a side.
00:29:49.480 --> 00:29:51.680
A lot-- most of the time, I just kind of ate it straight
00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:53.480
out of the jars aside.
00:29:53.480 --> 00:29:55.120
Well, kind of a-- so you put it as a--
00:29:55.120 --> 00:29:57.520
put it on--
00:29:57.520 --> 00:30:00.520
I don't mean to interrupt, but the--
00:30:00.520 --> 00:30:03.920
on the pathway of the Ranger, the golf cart,
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:05.240
or whatever it that is that he's on.
00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:05.880
Yeah.
00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:07.240
It looks like a golf cart.
00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:07.960
Yeah.
00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:11.480
He's-- he's-- he's looking at us.
00:30:11.480 --> 00:30:12.120
Yeah.
00:30:12.120 --> 00:30:14.920
Well, he's got binoculars, it looks like, too.
00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:15.920
Yeah.
00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:16.440
I don't know.
00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:17.960
If he's just-- he seems to be--
00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:20.000
he has the binoc-- just so the audience knows.
00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:22.640
He has the binoculars in his hand, and he's still driving.
00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:25.040
But he's driving kind of with his knees.
00:30:25.040 --> 00:30:25.360
Yeah.
00:30:25.360 --> 00:30:26.920
He's not touching the wheel, but he's--
00:30:26.920 --> 00:30:27.840
No.
00:30:27.840 --> 00:30:28.480
I think he's showing--
00:30:28.480 --> 00:30:30.160
I always wanted to do that, you know?
00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:30.800
Yeah.
00:30:30.800 --> 00:30:33.480
I think he's showing off for us or something.
00:30:33.480 --> 00:30:34.400
Yeah, I think so.
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:36.520
I mean, I have very short legs, so I
00:30:36.520 --> 00:30:39.360
haven't ever been able to drive with my knees,
00:30:39.360 --> 00:30:43.600
because then I can't have my feet on the pedals when I drive.
00:30:43.600 --> 00:30:46.040
I mean, I've-- honestly, I've tried doing it, and I--
00:30:46.040 --> 00:30:47.760
I can't, but I've always wanted to,
00:30:47.760 --> 00:30:49.520
because it just looks really cool.
00:30:49.520 --> 00:30:50.000
Yeah.
00:30:50.000 --> 00:30:51.960
He's-- oh, he's-- look at this guy.
00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:53.280
He's like a stunt--
00:30:53.280 --> 00:30:55.760
stunt--
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Yeah.
00:30:56.520 --> 00:30:57.280
Yeah.
00:30:57.280 --> 00:30:59.600
I mean, the Ranger outfit's pretty tight, too,
00:30:59.600 --> 00:31:02.600
and it looks like he probably goes to the gym.
00:31:02.600 --> 00:31:03.760
Gym.
00:31:03.760 --> 00:31:04.640
Yeah.
00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:09.080
He's-- he's-- those bin-- those binoculars are trained on us.
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My god.
00:31:09.480 --> 00:31:10.440
Yeah.
00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:10.940
OK.
00:31:10.940 --> 00:31:11.600
They really are.
00:31:11.600 --> 00:31:11.960
All right.
00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:13.720
Well, let's-- let's keep--
00:31:13.720 --> 00:31:14.560
let's keep going.
00:31:14.560 --> 00:31:17.600
So-- so, yeah, so Guilford's--
00:31:17.600 --> 00:31:20.880
Guilford's man-- oh, sorry.
00:31:20.880 --> 00:31:23.200
I've got a-- I've got a call, I guess,
00:31:23.200 --> 00:31:27.560
because I got my phone set up with the call in line.
00:31:27.560 --> 00:31:29.560
Oh, oh, that's amazing.
00:31:29.560 --> 00:31:32.000
Well, that's-- well, I guess I'll take it.
00:31:32.000 --> 00:31:33.480
Hello, caller.
00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:36.800
You are on "Grack Public Access."
00:31:36.800 --> 00:31:37.640
Hi, caller.
00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:38.140
Hi.
00:31:38.140 --> 00:31:39.440
You're welcome to the show.
00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:41.560
Oh, just let me put it on speaker.
00:31:41.560 --> 00:31:42.560
Hello.
00:31:42.560 --> 00:31:44.800
This is-- this is--
00:31:44.800 --> 00:31:45.760
you might recognize--
00:31:45.760 --> 00:31:49.080
Todd, can I talk to Parker, my little baby boy?
00:31:49.080 --> 00:31:50.400
Hi, mom.
00:31:50.400 --> 00:31:51.400
Mom, hi.
00:31:51.400 --> 00:31:52.400
Hi.
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:53.400
Hi.
00:31:53.400 --> 00:31:56.280
Hey there, Parker, my little baby boy.
00:31:56.280 --> 00:31:57.840
I just wanted to--
00:31:57.840 --> 00:32:01.280
first of all, I wanted to just shout out, talk to your mom
00:32:01.280 --> 00:32:03.240
and dad, Lester and Hester Chesterfield.
00:32:03.240 --> 00:32:05.360
Hello, Lester and Hester.
00:32:05.360 --> 00:32:06.800
Hey, Lester and Hester.
00:32:06.800 --> 00:32:07.800
Yeah, yeah.
00:32:07.800 --> 00:32:08.800
I just wanted to say hi.
00:32:08.800 --> 00:32:09.520
Mom, what are you--
00:32:09.520 --> 00:32:10.020
Hi.
00:32:10.020 --> 00:32:10.680
Thanks for calling.
00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:12.280
I was so-- oh, my god.
00:32:12.280 --> 00:32:14.680
Because, OK, I'm not going to even say anything.
00:32:14.680 --> 00:32:17.200
You-- this is like-- this is my--
00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:18.960
I feel like a million--
00:32:18.960 --> 00:32:20.320
mom, I-- several things.
00:32:20.320 --> 00:32:24.080
I had to pee, but I didn't pee, but that's OK.
00:32:24.080 --> 00:32:25.880
And then there was a--
00:32:25.880 --> 00:32:27.440
there's people who are looking at us.
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:28.560
And I have a sap--
00:32:28.560 --> 00:32:31.480
I have a gauntlet for an arm.
00:32:31.480 --> 00:32:32.560
I was in a gauntlet-- a mace.
00:32:32.560 --> 00:32:33.600
I have a mace for an arm.
00:32:33.600 --> 00:32:34.320
A mace arm.
00:32:34.320 --> 00:32:35.960
A mace arm, yeah.
00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:37.960
Because of the sap hairs.
00:32:37.960 --> 00:32:41.280
And, you know, there's--
00:32:41.280 --> 00:32:42.800
toxins were landlocked.
00:32:42.800 --> 00:32:45.080
And then there are people who are looking at us.
00:32:45.080 --> 00:32:47.440
And I think she looks-- that lady looks like Vincent Van Gogh
00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:48.840
a little bit from far away.
00:32:48.840 --> 00:32:51.160
Giving you direct eye contact, my baby boy.
00:32:51.160 --> 00:32:53.280
Were they giving you the person looking at you
00:32:53.280 --> 00:32:56.040
getting direct eye contact to your eyes?
00:32:56.040 --> 00:32:57.000
Yeah, yeah.
00:32:57.000 --> 00:32:57.840
But that's OK.
00:32:57.840 --> 00:32:58.280
Because they seem--
00:32:58.280 --> 00:33:01.800
Was it hitting the back of your eye nerve?
00:33:01.800 --> 00:33:03.080
Yeah.
00:33:03.080 --> 00:33:05.320
OK, well, that might be a problem.
00:33:05.320 --> 00:33:06.680
Did you-- did you look them back,
00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:10.120
and then you did the little thing where you point your fingies
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directly at your eyes first, and then towards their eyes,
00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:16.040
and then squint them a little bit, baby boy?
00:33:16.040 --> 00:33:17.000
I'm not doing that.
00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:18.000
Mom.
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Oh.
00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:20.400
Yeah, I can't do that.
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:22.480
I'm not ready for it yet.
00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:25.440
Didn't I raise you on mayonnaise?
00:33:25.440 --> 00:33:27.040
I heard that was going to be part of the show.
00:33:27.040 --> 00:33:30.200
It's all around Grackleton talking about how the mayonnaise
00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:32.440
distributor is going to be a sponsor of the show.
00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:34.040
And I raised you on that mayonnaise,
00:33:34.040 --> 00:33:35.840
and you should be thinking about that mayonnaise.
00:33:35.840 --> 00:33:37.040
And remember how strong?
00:33:37.040 --> 00:33:39.920
I can hear you from here over the phone.
00:33:39.920 --> 00:33:40.960
You're starting to cry.
00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:42.120
Don't start.
00:33:42.120 --> 00:33:43.760
Don't start, Parker.
00:33:43.760 --> 00:33:45.240
Don't start.
00:33:45.240 --> 00:33:46.000
You got this.
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:47.280
You got this, my baby boy.
00:33:47.280 --> 00:33:48.720
You're a strong, strong baby boy.
00:33:48.720 --> 00:33:51.880
Remember how you're raised on the best of the mayonnaise?
00:33:51.880 --> 00:33:54.360
Mom, can I call you later on, please?
00:33:54.360 --> 00:33:57.280
Oh, well, Parker, Parker, just one more thing.
00:33:57.280 --> 00:33:58.920
The reason why I called into the show,
00:33:58.920 --> 00:34:00.640
and I was hoping that I get to talk to my--
00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:02.360
have you taken your vitamins?
00:34:02.360 --> 00:34:03.400
I took them, mom.
00:34:03.400 --> 00:34:04.040
I took them earlier.
00:34:04.040 --> 00:34:04.680
Did you take them?
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:06.280
Did you take the red ones?
00:34:06.280 --> 00:34:07.360
Yeah, I took the red ones.
00:34:07.360 --> 00:34:07.840
You gave me.
00:34:07.840 --> 00:34:08.800
Did you take the blue ones?
00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:09.800
The two of them?
00:34:09.800 --> 00:34:11.280
Did you take both of them?
00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:13.120
No, I don't like the way they taste.
00:34:13.120 --> 00:34:15.960
Oh, so you didn't take the blue ones?
00:34:15.960 --> 00:34:17.240
No, I don't like the way they taste.
00:34:17.240 --> 00:34:18.840
Did we talk about Parker?
00:34:18.840 --> 00:34:20.280
You told me to take the blue ones.
00:34:20.280 --> 00:34:22.360
I told you to take both of the blue ones.
00:34:22.360 --> 00:34:22.860
OK.
00:34:22.860 --> 00:34:23.720
That may be the problem.
00:34:23.720 --> 00:34:24.320
You're right.
00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:27.600
Did you take the big, the big, glassy, yellow one?
00:34:27.600 --> 00:34:30.160
Yes, I always take that one.
00:34:30.160 --> 00:34:32.480
You said, hey, you got your omega's good, baby boy.
00:34:32.480 --> 00:34:33.920
I'm glad you got your omega's.
00:34:33.920 --> 00:34:35.880
Don't call me baby boy.
00:34:35.880 --> 00:34:37.880
I'm here with my friends, please.
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:39.560
OK, all right.
00:34:39.560 --> 00:34:41.240
OK.
00:34:41.240 --> 00:34:42.320
Sweet, my sweet sweet sweet.
00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:43.760
OK, can we hang up, dad?
00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:45.200
I will.
00:34:45.200 --> 00:34:46.040
I love you, mom.
00:34:46.040 --> 00:34:46.920
Bye, my baby boy.
00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:47.400
Be good.
00:34:47.400 --> 00:34:50.120
Bye, Mrs. Spoon.
00:34:50.120 --> 00:34:51.320
All right, there we go.
00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:55.400
All right, it's our first color.
00:34:55.400 --> 00:34:57.280
I didn't like that.
00:34:57.280 --> 00:34:59.840
Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:34:59.840 --> 00:35:03.240
Can you cut that part out if you don't mind?
00:35:03.240 --> 00:35:06.880
I don't-- well, we'll see what happens in post.
00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:07.880
OK.
00:35:07.880 --> 00:35:10.360
All right.
00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:12.520
All right, so let's end the taste of Grackleton
00:35:12.520 --> 00:35:13.920
and go to an ad.
00:35:13.920 --> 00:35:16.360
You can clean yourself up a little bit.
00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:17.400
OK, I'm going to--
00:35:17.400 --> 00:35:17.880
All right.
00:35:17.880 --> 00:35:20.880
Yeah, OK.
00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:22.920
OK, but coming at you--
00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:24.280
should we do-- am I going to do the ad?
00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:25.000
Yeah, you do it.
00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:25.880
Yeah, you do it.
00:35:25.880 --> 00:35:26.680
You do it.
00:35:26.680 --> 00:35:27.480
What's it for?
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:27.840
I say--
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Oh, I don't know what the ad is going to be for.
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Ladies and gentlemen, coming at you,
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it's time for adversary.
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Oh.
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[LAUGHS]
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All right, we'll be back.
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After this.
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After this.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Grag public access.
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And we're back.
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Welcome back to the show.
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We're on 101.7 FM, the Grag at Vic Reagan Beak Park.
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And we're talking sometimes maybe about soccer.
00:36:10.080 --> 00:36:10.600
Yeah.
00:36:10.600 --> 00:36:13.160
Oh, OK, so we didn't end that segment yet.
00:36:13.160 --> 00:36:14.720
We ended Taste of Graccleton.
00:36:14.720 --> 00:36:17.240
And now we're coming back to the show.
00:36:17.240 --> 00:36:18.760
And we'll have another segment.
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Great.
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OK.
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Yeah.
00:36:20.280 --> 00:36:21.480
The soccer part's done.
00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:22.640
So we don't have to talk about soccer.
00:36:22.640 --> 00:36:23.920
Oh, well, I don't know.
00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:25.080
I don't really know.
00:36:25.080 --> 00:36:26.880
They just-- they send me an email.
00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:29.600
And they say, your theme this week is soccer.
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And then I go, OK.
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And that's all I say.
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And then I don't really know what we're
00:36:34.600 --> 00:36:36.600
supposed to do with the themes.
00:36:36.600 --> 00:36:38.400
Football.
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It's the name that they call soccer elsewhere.
00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:43.280
They say football.
00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:44.200
Oh, yeah.
00:36:44.200 --> 00:36:45.120
Oh, that's right.
00:36:45.120 --> 00:36:45.800
See, I knew that.
00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:46.440
Football.
00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:48.440
Yeah.
00:36:48.440 --> 00:36:49.040
Yeah.
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Oh, oh, yeah.
00:36:51.200 --> 00:36:57.440
The Ranger is pointing at us with binoculars on.
00:36:57.440 --> 00:36:59.960
I went back in like a friendly point.
00:36:59.960 --> 00:37:03.360
I can't-- I'm not really good at social dynamics.
00:37:03.360 --> 00:37:05.080
I want to do the fisherman hole.
00:37:05.080 --> 00:37:05.800
You know what that is?
00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:10.400
How do you pretend like you have the fishing--
00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:14.160
what do they call that, a fishing stick with strings?
00:37:14.160 --> 00:37:15.400
Like a fishing rod.
00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:16.280
Rod, yeah.
00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:16.960
A rod, yeah.
00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:18.640
I'm going to see if I can reel him in.
00:37:18.640 --> 00:37:21.720
But what if he's not a friendly?
00:37:21.720 --> 00:37:25.240
And you reel him over here, and then they kick us out
00:37:25.240 --> 00:37:25.880
of the park.
00:37:25.880 --> 00:37:29.320
Because I don't really know if you're
00:37:29.320 --> 00:37:35.400
supposed to have permission to be here for official things,
00:37:35.400 --> 00:37:37.000
like recording shows.
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:37.840
I don't know.
00:37:37.840 --> 00:37:40.120
I wasn't aware of that.
00:37:40.120 --> 00:37:40.920
I don't--
00:37:40.920 --> 00:37:43.480
That's not my job, Tog.
00:37:43.480 --> 00:37:47.880
Well, I thought it's like we're a community radio
00:37:47.880 --> 00:37:49.640
for the public.
00:37:49.640 --> 00:37:52.000
I don't know really what we're going to call that yet either.
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:56.040
But I thought it would be fine because we're a public access
00:37:56.040 --> 00:37:58.600
show to just come.
00:37:58.600 --> 00:37:59.440
You know what's funny?
00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:03.920
He has a mustache, which I wish I could get that going.
00:38:03.920 --> 00:38:05.560
Is that like a handlebar?
00:38:05.560 --> 00:38:06.060
Yeah.
00:38:06.060 --> 00:38:07.000
Is that like what he has?
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:08.800
Like a handlebar mustache?
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:09.360
Yeah.
00:38:09.360 --> 00:38:09.860
I'm sorry.
00:38:09.860 --> 00:38:13.320
The other arm is completely powdered and sap as well
00:38:13.320 --> 00:38:15.440
now with the spikes.
00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:18.360
It looks like daggers.
00:38:18.360 --> 00:38:19.880
You got daggers on both arms.
00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:21.560
Me too.
00:38:21.560 --> 00:38:23.240
Maybe that's why he's looking at us.
00:38:23.240 --> 00:38:25.720
Maybe he thinks that we're threatening because we've got--
00:38:25.720 --> 00:38:27.400
yeah, your sap arms.
00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:28.480
Like a mutant.
00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:29.600
Like a--
00:38:29.600 --> 00:38:30.320
Yeah.
00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:30.840
That's awesome.
00:38:30.840 --> 00:38:32.560
It looks like you should be in the mines.
00:38:32.560 --> 00:38:33.200
The mines.
00:38:33.200 --> 00:38:35.000
Oh, god, can we talk about the mines?
00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:35.280
I know we have them.
00:38:35.280 --> 00:38:36.600
We should talk about the mines.
00:38:36.600 --> 00:38:36.840
Yeah.
00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:40.440
No, let's talk about the mines.
00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:48.400
Haunted crispy-- is that a word for--
00:38:48.400 --> 00:38:51.480
crispy is a word for crispy?
00:38:51.480 --> 00:38:52.840
Like crispy crunch.
00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:55.280
Crispy crunch is a really good chocolate bar.
00:38:55.280 --> 00:38:56.880
I love crispy crunch.
00:38:56.880 --> 00:38:58.160
It's so good.
00:38:58.160 --> 00:38:59.040
Oh, my goodness.
00:38:59.040 --> 00:39:02.320
It's like flaky peanut butter and chocolate, enrobed.
00:39:02.320 --> 00:39:04.320
Enrobed in chocolate.
00:39:04.320 --> 00:39:06.800
It's just the best.
00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:13.080
The crisp gives just enough air that it allows you to eat more.
00:39:13.080 --> 00:39:14.080
I know.
00:39:14.080 --> 00:39:16.720
And I'm not a fan of crunchy peanut butter.
00:39:16.720 --> 00:39:19.360
I am a creamy peanut butter person.
00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:23.960
But crispy crunch, even though it's like wafery and crunchy,
00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:26.320
it's so good as peanut butter still.
00:39:26.320 --> 00:39:28.560
I don't know how they do it.
00:39:28.560 --> 00:39:29.920
I really don't.
00:39:29.920 --> 00:39:32.240
That's-- and this kind of brings us to the mines.
00:39:32.240 --> 00:39:32.840
Because--
00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:34.080
It does, yeah.
00:39:34.080 --> 00:39:38.520
Because the mines are, as most of us know,
00:39:38.520 --> 00:39:40.960
widely purported to be haunted.
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:41.720
Haunted, yeah.
00:39:41.720 --> 00:39:42.920
Yeah, haunted.
00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:46.480
And so we'll-- someday, perhaps, we'll do the show there
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:49.160
once I get the nerve up for it.
00:39:49.160 --> 00:39:52.320
But this is the kind of stuff, like magic,
00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:54.480
like they make for the peanut butter bars.
00:39:54.480 --> 00:39:57.960
They might have the magic in the mines.
00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:00.720
You think it's magic in the mines and not really haunted,
00:40:00.720 --> 00:40:03.520
just magic, like somebody's doing magic?
00:40:03.520 --> 00:40:05.400
Yeah, and it's not really haunted?
00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:07.600
We'll have to find out.
00:40:07.600 --> 00:40:09.200
I think I'm confusing myself as I talk,
00:40:09.200 --> 00:40:10.840
but I'll tell you what's not confused,
00:40:10.840 --> 00:40:12.520
my sense of adventure.
00:40:12.520 --> 00:40:13.320
Oh, yeah.
00:40:13.320 --> 00:40:16.080
No, I have a sense of adventure as long
00:40:16.080 --> 00:40:20.040
as I've taken care of every possible permutation
00:40:20.040 --> 00:40:23.200
of that adventure and have it preplanned how I'm
00:40:23.200 --> 00:40:26.080
going to react to anything that happens during the adventure.
00:40:26.080 --> 00:40:29.160
And then I'm pretty adventurous.
00:40:29.160 --> 00:40:30.840
He's walking over here.
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:32.440
Oh, shoot.
00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:32.920
No, he's not.
00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:33.480
He stopped.
00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:33.960
He stopped.
00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:34.560
He stopped.
00:40:34.560 --> 00:40:37.480
Yeah, he seems to be looking at some papers.
00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:40.000
Yeah, but he's leaning on the tree.
00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:41.800
He's trying to be nonchalant.
00:40:41.800 --> 00:40:44.760
Yeah, he's trying to-- yeah.
00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:46.720
I don't know why that's more unsettling now.
00:40:46.720 --> 00:40:47.800
It's so weird.
00:40:47.800 --> 00:40:48.300
Yeah.
00:40:48.300 --> 00:40:49.640
It is pretty weird.
00:40:49.640 --> 00:40:51.800
Never try to whistle when you become nonchalant.
00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:53.800
And like [WHISTLES]
00:40:53.800 --> 00:40:56.560
And I try, but then it's usually I
00:40:56.560 --> 00:41:00.400
don't get much past the mouth shape part of the whistle.
00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:01.080
You make mouth.
00:41:01.080 --> 00:41:03.160
A lot of times you make-- just so everyone knows,
00:41:03.160 --> 00:41:07.160
Tog makes mouth noises during whistling.
00:41:07.160 --> 00:41:09.440
During whistling, but never during eating.
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:10.880
Never during eating.
00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:12.720
Never, never.
00:41:12.720 --> 00:41:14.520
I'm a silent eater.
00:41:14.520 --> 00:41:15.680
Allow me to come.
00:41:15.680 --> 00:41:17.640
Oh, then does that bring us--
00:41:17.640 --> 00:41:18.760
do we-- what's--
00:41:18.760 --> 00:41:20.400
I'm looking at this sheet here.
00:41:20.400 --> 00:41:21.000
Oh, yeah.
00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:22.360
So oh, shoot.
00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:23.400
I have to do the weather.
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:24.040
Do the weather.
00:41:24.040 --> 00:41:25.040
OK.
00:41:25.040 --> 00:41:26.040
This is funny.
00:41:26.040 --> 00:41:29.040
[MUSIC PLAYING]
00:41:29.040 --> 00:41:30.520
Rainy.
00:41:30.520 --> 00:41:32.400
Wind.
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This is the weather for 101.7 FM The Grack with Grack Public
00:41:37.120 --> 00:41:41.360
Access, and it's brought to you by Guilford's Mayonnaise.
00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:45.320
Taste our mayonnaise on your next sandwich,
00:41:45.320 --> 00:41:49.240
because if you don't, you'll probably be disappointed it
00:41:49.240 --> 00:41:51.640
didn't have any in it.
00:41:51.640 --> 00:41:52.680
Now in vegan--
00:41:52.680 --> 00:41:55.080
Get ready for the weather.
00:41:55.080 --> 00:41:57.840
Tonight's weather in Gragelton East
00:41:57.840 --> 00:42:00.440
is going to be stormy.
00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:02.160
Oh, no.
00:42:02.160 --> 00:42:05.560
You just burnt all about the weather.
00:42:05.560 --> 00:42:10.160
And that's it for the weather on 101.7 FM The Grack.
00:42:10.160 --> 00:42:13.320
Try Guilford's Mayonnaise, which now--
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:15.120
now comes in vegan.
00:42:15.120 --> 00:42:17.160
It's not a flavor.
00:42:17.160 --> 00:42:18.720
It's how we make it.
00:42:18.720 --> 00:42:21.760
If you're surprised that mayonnaise isn't vegan,
00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:25.120
you might not be a good one.
00:42:25.120 --> 00:42:30.120
Oh, but our mayo is always good, including the vegan one.
00:42:30.120 --> 00:42:31.200
Oh, I should try that.
00:42:31.200 --> 00:42:34.040
[MUSIC PLAYING]
00:42:34.040 --> 00:42:41.360
All right, and we're back to the show.
00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:43.840
Parker, yeah, I love the weather.
00:42:43.840 --> 00:42:46.240
The weather in Gragelton is great.
00:42:46.240 --> 00:42:47.840
And that is the best part of the show.
00:42:47.840 --> 00:42:51.480
I mean, even the nasty emails that were sent
00:42:51.480 --> 00:42:54.320
by the letters and numbers, they compliment--
00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:56.160
they said, my goodness.
00:42:56.160 --> 00:42:58.800
They said, my goodness, the weather is amazing.
00:42:58.800 --> 00:42:59.320
Yeah.
00:42:59.320 --> 00:43:03.640
And they were so happy and proud as Grageltonians.
00:43:03.640 --> 00:43:04.920
Yeah.
00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:05.520
Gragel--
00:43:05.520 --> 00:43:06.280
Yeah.
00:43:06.280 --> 00:43:07.160
Yeah, that's right.
00:43:07.160 --> 00:43:10.440
It's all OK as long as it refers to the people of Gragelton.
00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:11.760
Gragelton, yeah.
00:43:11.760 --> 00:43:15.280
Grageltonians or Gragoleons or Gragians.
00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:17.960
I've heard it all myself.
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But it's what-- this sap is--
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Fudging.
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Fudging.
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Fudging getting all over my--
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That is--
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Fudging.
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Yeah.
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Fudging.
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No, it's starting to--
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It's f--
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Yeah.
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Like, it got somehow in your eyelashes.
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And it seems to be spreading.
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Yeah, no, the-- my eyelashes are spiking.
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Getting spiked.
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But I'm OK.
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Fudge.
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Well, Parker, I think I managed to bleep most
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of those fudges out.
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Hopefully.
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Well, we only have one more segment.
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And that segment-- oh, I'm so excited about this--
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is another food one.
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We have have a food show today for you, listener.
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We're going to Tuber Talk and Corn Corner.
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What a crop.
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Let's-- oh, let's hold for bumper.
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Tuber Talk.
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We're going to talk about potatoes.
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Or corn.
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I'm a corn assure.
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All right.
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Here we are in Tuber Talk, Corn Corner.
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Of course, me, Tog, I'm into tubers,
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big time.
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Everybody knows that I love a good potato.
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And Corn Corner is because--
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Parker's a corn assure, as I said earlier.
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I'm in so much pain.
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A corn assure is who's in a lot of pain.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, the top spikes are going--
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the spikes on my eyelashes are going into my skin,
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on the top of my eyes.
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And I've got to run--
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I've got to run to the lake real quickly.
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I've got to run.
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I've got to run.
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I've got to run.
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Yeah, there goes Parker.
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All right.
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Yeah, so Tuber Talk.
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Oh, I have a quick update about the Alliston seed potato
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shortage.
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It's still a shortage.
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Listener, I got some emails about it.
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And mostly just people lamenting about the days
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that we had enough Alliston seed potatoes
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to cover what we needed to do a full-on crop here
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in Grackleton of as many Alliston potatoes as we could eat.
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So they've put out emails into other regions
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to see if they could get Alliston potatoes.
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And nope, there are no Alliston potatoes anywhere.
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So now people are just feeling sad.
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And they're basically remembering and reminiscing
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to past years.
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And I heard that there is even a potato vigil down
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in the town center.
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And they're going to be doing another one that I'm going
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to attend next Tuesday.
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So if you want to come to the Alliston potato vigil,
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you are encouraged to bring some candles, double-fist
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those candles, and be ready to sit cross-legged.
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Or I think it's also called crisscross applesauce.
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Crisscross applesauce.
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Yeah, yeah, thank you, Parker.
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Crisscross applesauce and have a vigil for the potatoes
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next Tuesday.
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I'm back.
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You OK, Parker?
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No, you can tell that I'm dripping wet now from the lake.
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And I believe that the lake water, which
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must have some kind of a mineral in it, acted as a solvent.
00:46:39.000 --> 00:46:42.000
Yeah, it's from the mines, really, I believe.
00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:42.480
My arms.
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Yeah, it says don't go in the lake.
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Is that what it said?
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I couldn't tell because of my eye daggers.
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The eye daggers, yeah.
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My eyes are sealed.
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I should have told you when you said that you were going
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to the lake, it says there's a sign that just says
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don't go into the lake.
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And no further direction or anything like that.
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And it's phrased exactly like that.
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It just says don't go into the lake.
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I--
00:47:09.140 --> 00:47:10.000
You did.
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Yeah, I can continue the show, but my arms are stuck
00:47:13.360 --> 00:47:15.840
to my sides and my eyes are closed.
00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:17.440
And they'll have to remain that way.
00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:17.940
So--
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But it's OK, because you know what?
00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:20.920
They can't see our faces, right?
00:47:20.920 --> 00:47:22.800
No, well, that's what you promised me.
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Yeah, I'm going to make some video, because I just don't
00:47:24.240 --> 00:47:24.800
know what they're doing.
00:47:24.800 --> 00:47:25.560
They still can't.
00:47:25.560 --> 00:47:26.840
There's no video cameras here.
00:47:26.840 --> 00:47:28.120
I mean, that we have.
00:47:28.120 --> 00:47:31.480
There are some people over there that you can't see.
00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:32.760
They are filming us.
00:47:32.760 --> 00:47:39.280
And the ranger seems to be writing something down.
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I don't know what it is, because I can't see,
00:47:41.560 --> 00:47:44.760
because he's not close proximity to us.
00:47:44.760 --> 00:47:49.360
He is in our distance, thankfully, I think.
00:47:49.360 --> 00:47:52.040
Can you tell me what we're doing so I can leave?
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I've got to go home.
00:47:53.200 --> 00:47:54.320
That's right.
00:47:54.320 --> 00:47:56.080
We're doing Tubertauk corn corner,
00:47:56.080 --> 00:47:59.080
if you wanted to add anything about corn,
00:47:59.080 --> 00:48:01.160
because you're the corn assure.
00:48:01.160 --> 00:48:06.320
Yeah, so I love corn nuggets.
00:48:06.320 --> 00:48:07.840
Well, sometimes there's--
00:48:07.840 --> 00:48:11.240
I guess the way you make them is you take cream corn,
00:48:11.240 --> 00:48:14.480
and you freeze them into little balls.
00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:18.080
And then I'm sorry, my mouth is freezing.
00:48:18.080 --> 00:48:19.960
Yeah, I don't have a towel or--
00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:23.120
Yeah, it's OK, because that would put lint on my face,
00:48:23.120 --> 00:48:25.000
and I can't deal with that right now.
00:48:25.000 --> 00:48:29.120
Oh, that would be awful.
00:48:29.120 --> 00:48:31.400
You could freeze the cream corn and then bread it
00:48:31.400 --> 00:48:35.320
when it's frozen in deep fry it, and the cream corn will melt,
00:48:35.320 --> 00:48:39.440
but it won't leave the fried capsule.
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You ever see the capsules, like a spaceship is what protects
00:48:44.200 --> 00:48:49.000
the pressurized zone?
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OK, I'm going to go.
00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:54.160
Yeah, the ranger is actually doing that.
00:48:54.160 --> 00:48:58.440
You know that thing where they put a line across your neck,
00:48:58.440 --> 00:48:59.440
and they point at--
00:48:59.440 --> 00:49:00.080
I'm running.
00:49:00.080 --> 00:49:00.680
I'm running.
00:49:00.680 --> 00:49:01.520
Yeah, I'm running.
00:49:01.520 --> 00:49:02.840
Yeah, OK.
00:49:02.840 --> 00:49:03.440
OK.
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I'm running.
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Yeah, there goes Parker.
00:49:05.840 --> 00:49:09.440
All right, everyone, so that's our show.
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We're going to get out of here, because it
00:49:11.160 --> 00:49:14.680
seems like the ranger is coming this way.
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So thank you for listening to "Grack Public Access."
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Listen to us again in two weeks, and you can contact the show
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if you want.
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All the information is where you found our show.
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So thank you very much.
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I'm Todd Chesterfield, and that was Parker Spoon, and we're out.
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