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You found the backup wrap up your go-to podcast for all things

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This episode contains one of the craziest DR stories I've ever heard.

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In 2021, we talked to Paul Van Dyke and IT supervisor in Kodiak Island, Alaska.

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He tested his DR system by intentionally destroying his production environment.

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Spoiler alert, he lived and so did his data, but not without significant pain.

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This is one of our favorite episodes to look back on, so we're rebroadcasting

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it this week since we just got done talking about DR testing.

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I'm sure you'll love it.

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By the way, if this is your first episode, I'm w Curtis Preston, AKA, Mr.

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Backup, and I've been passionate about backup and recovery for

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over 30 years, ever since.

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I had to tell my boss that we had no backups of the production database.

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We just lost.

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I don't want that to happen to you, and that's why I do this.

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On this podcast, we turn unappreciated backup admins into Cyber Recovery Heroes.

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This is the backup wrap up.

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Welcome to the show . I'm your host, w Curtis Preston, AKA, Mr.

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Backup, and I have with me my personal financial advisor, Prasanna Malaiyandi.

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What's up Prasanna.

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I am good.

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Curtis, what advice have I been giving you?

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I.

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Well,

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you know, I was talking to you about that.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That loan that I was thinking about doing, and you've been advising me,

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you know, that there's this idea that I have of, of doing a loan to a friend

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and it's a large enough that, um, I was like, what do you think Prasanna?

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I.

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And, you know, you gave me advice on moving forward, but

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doing all of the right things.

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Yep.

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And, and I was really surprised at some point.

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I, I really expect you, you to say, well, you know, I was watching

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this YouTube video on, on personal personal loan administration

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and so unfortunately this

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what this guy said.

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So I don't watch YouTube videos on personal finance, but I do read a mm-hmm.

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Forum on personal finance.

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So.

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See again, again, I, you just, you're just a random foun of knowledge of

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random topics and once again, uh, your knowledge came in, uh, came in handy.

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So glad I can help Curtis.

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That's what I'm here.

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It's always good.

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And by the way, welcome back to the United States.

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Having left it for.

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A brief period of time.

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It is good to be back, I have to say.

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So I did do a long flight to India for a very short trip

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and made a long flight back.

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What's a long flight?

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Uh, so I think flying time was about 26 hours, but door to door was

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probably closer to like 34, 35 hours.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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That's just, I, I've done, I've, I've flown to India,

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but I don't, I don't think.

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I don't remember.

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I I just remember it was really long.

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Yeah,

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it's long.

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And it was

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a, it was a, yeah, long,

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and especially now with the pandemic, right?

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They require masks on the plane the entire time minus Right.

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When you're eating or drinking.

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Right.

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So literally, and even when you're eating and drinking, they're like, oh, take

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your mask off in between bites and sips.

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Put your mask back on.

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Oh, they're very, they're very, um, what, what's cautious?

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I dunno what the word is.

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Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah.

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And so it was a little bit of a hassle like.

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You take a bite, it's like, instead of taking a bite and chewing, I

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would literally take three bites and then put the mask on and

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then sit there and chew, right.

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And then swallow and then be like, okay, next time.

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And I, and you took, took

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a covid test on the way out, another Covid test on the way in,

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and then another Covid test after we got back, so,

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right, right.

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All good to

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go.

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So everything was fine, but it is a little bit of a hassle, but.

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Yeah, at least travel is returning back to some form of normal, I guess.

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Yeah.

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And you, and you have your wife back?

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Yep.

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My wife came back with me as well, so it's good to be open back.

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She's been, she's been gone for a while.

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Visiting family and stuff.

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Yeah, visiting family.

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And we were in India for Di Wally, which if anyone, that's my first time

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I've ever been in India for di Wally.

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And I have to say, it is crazy with the amount of fireworks going on, like

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it sounds more than July 4th here.

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Yes, more than July 4th because it happened over seven days.

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And for the seven days it would be from like 4:00 PM till 11:00 PM And it's

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not just like the little sparklers that you might do here, or even just like

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the little rockets, they sounded like full on like Roman candles and like.

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Loud gunshots.

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I think you and I were on a call a couple times and you heard a

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little noise in the background.

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You're like, what is that?

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I was

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like, what?

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What is happening already?

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And the sky's

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like, I, I was reading an article, I think at NPR where they were saying that they

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had like a picture before and a picture after of like the sky after fireworks.

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And it's just like clear to completely covered in smoke.

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That's crazy, but it's good to be back.

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Yeah.

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Good to have you back.

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You missed.

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Aw, well it's nice to be on the same.

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Likewise, you know?

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Yeah.

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It is nice to be in the same time zone.

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Uh, by the way, I should mention our standard disclaimer Prasanna.

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And I work for different companies.

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He works for Zoom.

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I work for Druva.

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This is not a.

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Podcast of either company, the opinions that you hear are ours.

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And also, uh, please rate this podcast@ratethispodcast.com slash

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restore and, uh, or your favorite podcaster if, if it's not listed there.

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And, uh, finally, if you are interested in the topics that we talk

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about, come, come, come, come, come.

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Yeah.

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Just like Paul, just, uh, contact me at w Curtis Preston.

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gmail.com or at WC preston on Twitter.

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And uh, we will have you on.

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And it's a friendly environment, right, Paul?

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Absolutely, absolutely.

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Everybody should come.

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And, uh, we love to talk about all things, uh, backup security,

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data protection, data resilience, uh, you know, puppies, whatever.

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Um, I like puppies and movies.

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Back to the podcast.

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So our, our next guest is from a part of America that is

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connected but not connected.

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He has been, uh, in it for quite some time, just, just about as

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long as I have, uh, short of, just short of 30 years it looks like.

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And he's actually, this is actually, this is the second time we've had this.

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He's had one job that entire time.

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He has been at the, uh, he is the IT supervisor at the Kodiak Island Borough.

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That would be Kodiak, Alaska.

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He's two hours, or no, he's one hour behind us.

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Welcome to the podcast Paul Van Dyke.

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Thank you very much.

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It's a pleasure to be here.

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So, uh, how, how did we find you, Paul?

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I have followed you on Twitter for, um, a number of, uh, for quite some

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time, and, uh, enjoy listening to your podcast, uh, when I, when I have

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some free time and space and, uh,

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when it gets dark and cold in your indoors.

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Something like that.

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That's, that's right.

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Listen to that.

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Listen to us by the fire.

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Yeah.

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So outside Spliting,

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firewood or you know, any, any of these, any of these Alaskan activities that I do.

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Yeah.

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And so then you, you reached out to us, right.

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Saying, Hey, you know, 'cause we, because we say this, right?

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We say, Hey, if you have, if you want to talk about our favorite topics,

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then come on and we will bring you on.

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So we, we are so happy to have like an actual.

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It practitioner, um, you know, does this I I was about to say in the wild.

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I did.

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But that, that, that's true.

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That leads a whole other, uh, you know, you know that, that, that brings up a

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whole other connotation where you live.

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What, can you describe what, what it's like where you live?

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'cause you know, for those of us that live down here, we have these visions

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of what it's like to live in Alaska.

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And I have no idea.

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You know,

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so I'll, uh, I'll, I'll not shatter the, the, the stereotype of interior Alaska

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where it is dark and cold all winter long.

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We live on an island in the Gulf of Alaska.

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It is very similar to the Pacific Northwest, although right now

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we're in the, in the mid twenties.

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It's snow on the ground.

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We rarely, uh, we rarely see single digits Fahrenheit.

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Um, it, we, we might see them for a week throughout the winter.

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Okay.

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Um, mostly we're in the twenties.

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We get above freezing and it will, it will warm and, and thaw, thaw and freeze

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throughout the winter on, on occasion.

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So we don't, we don't go into the deep freeze like interior Alaska

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or, and what about the, what about the, the, the, the sunlight aspect?

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We are affected by that.

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Um, in the, around the solstice we.

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Usually get dark, probably three 30 or four in the afternoon, and it doesn't get

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light till 9, 9 30, uh, in the morning.

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But you don't have this period where you're, where you're dark 24 by seven,

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correct?

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Correct.

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That is, uh, that is Northern Alaska.

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Okay.

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Because I, um, where was, well, well that's actually where was Northern

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Exposure set the, that TV show?

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You remember that TV show?

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I do remember that that was, that was more interior Alaska, I believe they

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were trying to shoot around the, around the Fairbanks area or try to Gotcha.

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Because I, I do remember that that was an episode where they had, you

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know, there's a period where they get nothing buts on, and then there's a

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period where they get nothing but night.

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Um,

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so I was plot line, so I, I know this is probably going to be my, um.

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Inexperienced or talking to people from Alaska, but like how do you

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get supplies and stuff like that?

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Like you said, you live on an island.

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You live in Alaska, right?

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Yes.

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So everything is either, uh, is either barged in or, or flown in.

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And, uh, it's a 45 minute flight to Anchorage, the, the largest

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city in Alaska out of Kodiak or, uh, or it's about a 10 to 13 hour

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ferry ride from Kodiak to mainland.

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I, I, that's, I did not expect that part 10 to 13 hour ferry ride.

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Correct.

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So how far are you from the mainland?

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Um, it's 250 miles from Kodiak to Anchorage.

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Okay.

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Wow.

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And then, uh, and then I'm not sure what the, uh, what the gap is between

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Kodiak and the mainland as far as the, uh, the nautical miles that the ferry

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takes.

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Wow.

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That's far.

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I did not expect that.

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And what, what is the island like from a, you know, what does it look like?

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Is it, well, I'll just stop there.

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It, you know, it looks a lot like Ireland.

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Um, okay.

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We do have forest.

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We do have, uh, we do have mountains.

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Uh, we have one glacier on the island.

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Uh, we do have a lot of, uh, a lot of shrubbery, um, alder flat land down

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on the southern end of the island.

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We're this second largest island in the US right after the Hawaiian island.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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How big is it?

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I don't know.

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I just live here.

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Here's what I know, and that is that the state of Alaska is so much

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bigger than most people think it is.

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Yes.

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Because of the, and I don't know, perhaps one of, you know the, the way that maps

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are done, there's a word for, yeah.

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Projection.

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Do you know what the word is?

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The projection.

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Well, it had, there's a, there's a, it's like a person's name, I think.

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Yeah,

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yeah.

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It's a person's name.

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mcc,

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yeah.

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Is that what it is?

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It, it just has to do with, there, there is a way of spreading out a global map

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onto a flat surface and it's that style.

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And when you do it that way, Alaska looks a lot smaller

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than it, than it actually is.

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'cause Alaska is actually bigger.

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Than Texas is my understanding, or similar size to

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Texas.

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I went to college in Texas and before I went, my dad bought me a hat that

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said if you cut Alaska in half, Texas would be the third largest state.

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I didn't wear that hat on campus.

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Is it really that big?

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It is.

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Is that Wow.

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Yeah.

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See, I, I knew it was big.

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I didn't realize it was that big.

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That big,

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big.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Um, and then, and then, because Alaska appears

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in the corner of most continental United States Maps, yeah.

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Hawaii.

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It's far away.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Uh, I'm Googling Kodiak Island size, by the way.

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12,000 square miles.

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How many people?

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There you go.

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Uh,

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uh, we are, uh, a little over 13,000 people right now.

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So, so it's so it's a pretty rural, rural, I can't, that

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is a word I have trouble with.

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Rural.

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Rural, uh, world.

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Okay.

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And so what do, but we do

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have, we do have the world's largest Coast Guard base.

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We have a rocket launch facility.

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We have a, a thriving fishing industry.

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And, um.

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And, you know, we have state government represented local government, um, and

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other, other service industries in Kodiak.

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Well, if you have rockets and you have fish, I mean, that's really all you need.

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Curtis like sold, so That's right.

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So t tell me, so you work for the bureau, uh, the island bureau.

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What?

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Tell me what the IT environment is like and what, you know, what, what

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do you, what do you need it for?

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What do you, you know, what does it look like, et cetera.

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We, we have a very small it off, uh, it shop, the, the, the borough

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is, um, paramount or, or, uh, akin to a county in most locations.

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Okay.

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And so, um.

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We have the functions of accounting.

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We have an assessing department, a finance department, a clerk's office,

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an engineering facilities department, and a community development department.

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So, um, our number one, our number one, and it's, it's sad, uh, to, to.

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To put in this context, but our number one goal is to assess properties

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and tax them and collect money to pay for our school district.

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Hey, that's, that's important.

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Is the, uh, is our school district is the number one expense

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tax revenue,

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correct?

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Yeah.

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And so then with that we have, uh, we have other functions to support

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development of the community.

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And obviously the finance department ensures that everything is accounted for.

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Um, and then, so as an IT department, we support all these, all these functions.

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We, we do the, uh, the gambit from A to Z.

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Um.

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We have a virtual infrastructure onsite.

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We do a lot of things that are line of business applications to

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support the borough that are onsite.

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And so we have a, we have an onsite data center.

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We do have some functionality in the cloud.

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We do use some of the cloud services that other people use, but a lot of

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these line of business applications require internal infrastructure.

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So we have, we have it.

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Go ahead.

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So we, we have the, we have infrastructure here to support, um, all those things.

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And it, and it needs to be backed up

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it seems, given how far you are from the mainland and probably given how far

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you are from any public cloud region.

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Right.

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I'm

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sure.

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Where, where would be the closest public cloud region, do you know?

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Or do you know?

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Um.

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I believe that there are some cloud, some, uh, public cloud providers in Alaska.

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Okay.

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I've heard that, uh, some of the telecommunication companies have either

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partnered with Azure or AWS and have some, some functionality hosted locally.

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Yeah.

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My guess is Equinix has some data centers out in Alaska.

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Okay.

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That some of the public clouds we're probably using.

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One of the challenges that we have is Alaska is also known as

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the ring of Fire, and so we were very seismically active in 2007.

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We, we got fiber optic communications to the island, but before that

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we had satellite internet.

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So, um, a lot of my early IT career, we were under satellite internet,

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and so we didn't feel comfortable.

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Uh, outsourcing or, or, or, or cloud services.

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Were very new at that time anyway, but we felt like we were an island and we had

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to have all of our resources on island.

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Now, with better infrastructure and more reliable infrastructure,

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uh, we're able to.

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To look at outsourcing it.

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So when you had all your infrastructure back in 2007 on the island, how did

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you deal with like disaster recovery?

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Was there, like, is there like another island like nearby that you,

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that that's a, that's a good question.

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Um, fortunately we never had to do disaster recovery.

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Uh, although I, I, I, I, I do have a story from 2001.

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Um, this was almost a disaster,

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but, uh, yeah, we'll get, we'll get to that.

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Yeah.

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But, uh, but really we were, uh, you, we cataloged what we had and, and, uh, we've,

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we, we just, we haven't had to do it, but we had a, uh, we had a, a plan in place

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that we would just acquire more hardware.

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Um, I also, as, uh, as part of my job, I am also part of our

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emergency, um, operations center, and I'm the logistics section chief.

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With our emergency operations center.

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So, um, you know, bringing in supplies to our community Mm-hmm.

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Would be something that I would be responsible for doing.

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Is that, is that a volunteer position or that's part of your

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job working for the borough?

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Uh, it is part of my job working for the borough.

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Okay.

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The borough and the city are jointly responsible for emergency response.

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So we have, uh.

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A city government here in Kodiak as well, and they have, uh, police department, fire

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department, and other, other resources.

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How many boroughs are on the island?

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There's just one borough.

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Okay.

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And the borough covers Kodiak Island and a portion of the

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mainland across the Sheaf Strait.

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Oh, weird.

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Interesting.

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It's, um, it's a, it's a function of the watershed that is on the mainland

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that drains into the Sheko Strait for, I believe, as it was explained

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to me, for fisheries resources.

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So rivers and streams on that side are part of our borough,

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uh, for That makes sense.

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Fish habitat.

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Right.

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As a, as a fishing community, it, it, it's important.

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It, uh, we have a vested interest in it.

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Yeah.

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Um, and yeah.

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By the way, I did check there is an, um, a us Alaska region in AWS

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So I have us, I have central Eastern, east Indiana, Pacific, and Alaska.

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So Alaska is its own, uh, AWS um.

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According to a website that I just looked at.

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That's literally the extent of my research.

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But Prasanna, do you know any different?

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I do not.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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Yeah, it, it looks like it's its own region, so, um.

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So, and, and so then the other thing I would have is in preparation

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for any kind of disaster, which I think, so what kind of disasters do

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you need to prepare for up there?

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Obviously fire, like a giant fire would be a problem.

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Do you have, you know, you, you don't have tornadoes or hurricanes

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or that sort of thing up way.

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Right?

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Probably have tsunamis.

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Tsunamis.

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We,

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tsunamis are, are one thing.

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We do have wind events.

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Um, no we don't have hurricanes 'cause they refuse to call, uh, the windy

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day last week a hurricane, even though it was blowing 70 miles an hour.

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Hmm.

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I wonder if they had derechos.

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Yeah.

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Did you hear our episode about Derechos?

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I don't think I did.

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Yeah.

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Derecho is a land hurricane.

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It's a hurricane that starts over land and we had.

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A guest on who was in the middle of a derecho with, and the thing is, unlike

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a ocean hurricane, it just, it's more like a tornado in that it just happens.

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So he just, he just was on his porch.

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I think he was out on his yard or something, right?

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Prasanna?

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Yeah, he was out

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and then he grabbed the dog and ran back in, I think.

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Yeah.

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Do, uh,

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per, do you have the, yeah, it's episode number 1 26 Stop ransomware

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attacks in seconds with Greg Edwards.

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Right?

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Yeah.

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So you wouldn't know it from the title, but Yeah.

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There, we talked to him.

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So it's called a derecho, uh, which is weird.

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It's like the Spanish word for right.

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But it, it, um, it means, it, it's a land hurricane, which is just, um.

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Yeah.

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So maybe, maybe that's what, maybe you just need to get, you know, need to

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explain to these people, Hey, we didn't have a hurricane, we had a derecho.

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Um, no, we, we have, we have low pressures in the Gulf of Alaska,

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and that brings about, uh, um, crazy winds, strong winds and, uh, wind.

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Um, we did have a, uh.

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In our data center.

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Was that in the middle of winter?

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Yes, it was actually the, the room next to our data center is the, uh, is the me

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mechanical room for the building and there was some louvers that were stuck open.

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And so a, uh, a coil froze and then it thawed out and so that waterline

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broke and ended up flooding.

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Um.

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Flooding our data center to, to some extent, we had a, a couple inches of water

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on the floor and, um, it, it drained.

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It drained through the.

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Into the basement, but, uh, it was, uh, it was a little scary.

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That's also where our electrical connections go through the floor.

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Oof.

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Into the basement as well.

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But it was, it essentially a non-event, though?

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It was a non-event?

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Uh, we did have, we did have some backup tapes sitting on the counter

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and we asked the, the maintenance guy who was wearing rubber boots.

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To walk into the water and to grab those backup tapes.

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Very important.

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Very important.

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Paul, do you had so.

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Do you use tapes mainly for your backups?

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Because I know you mentioned that you had the maintenance

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guy go in, grab some tapes.

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I, um, we currently, we use, uh, we use tapes, d uh, deduplication

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appliances, offsite storage, and uh, and then local storage as well.

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So all the things.

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We wanna be secure.

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We want to be protected.

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And, and what do you do to get, you know, give, especially given that

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you're an island, what do you do to, you know, separate a copy of the backups

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from the thing that you're protecting?

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We have, we have a, uh, a safe.

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In our data center, we also have a safe across the street

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in a, uh, in another building.

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So we take our, we take our tapes offsite, which may be, uh, 200, 250 feet away.

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You walk em across the street, right?

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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And, and that's good.

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I mean, is there, is there any concern, you know, have you had discussions

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of, you know, if there was something like a flood or anything like that?

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Is there any concern that you know, that you have things too close together there?

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Um, a small tactical nuke could, uh, could take, take out my,

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my disaster recovery plans.

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Mm-Hmm.

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Um, I think that would take out their problems.

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Yeah.

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The whole, the whole island.

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I think

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that's right.

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That

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really, um, you know, my backups are, are for, for the use cases that I have.

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Um.

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If, if our data center were to die, um, if the building were to collapse in an

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earthquake, you know, I would be looking for additional hardware to restore onto.

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Mm-Hmm.

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Um, my backups are really, uh, primarily used for accidentally deleted files.

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Ransomware, um.

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And, and any localized, you know, localized disasters.

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Um, we have talked about doing cloud-based backups, and we do have more bandwidth

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available to do cloud-based backups.

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But, uh, bandwidth is expensive, as we talked about living on

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an island, and until recently it's been rather restricted.

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Right?

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So to do cloud-based backups would also mean looking at cloud-based recovery.

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And Right.

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That you

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wouldn't be able to bring it back in case we have not made

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that decision yet.

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Right.

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Well, I guess I, I guess, and I, I wasn't even necessarily going to there,

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although, you know, I do work for a cloud company and obviously that's,

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that's our solution for everything.

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Having said that, uh, I was just thinking about, I don't know, an occasional.

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Copy of tapes being FedEx to Anchorage or something, you know, even if

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it's infrequent, just just to have a copy that's a little farther away

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than a few hundred feet, or having,

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or having like a building on the mainland that's still part of the borough.

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You just shipped the tape sheet.

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Yeah.

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And, and we have, we have talked about, uh, talked about some of those solutions.

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We've also looked at, uh, you know, moving tapes to Iron Mountain.

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Um, a lot, but a lot of it depends on, as you asked earlier, what are

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the things that we, what are the, what are the hazards and, and how

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are we restoring from those hazards?

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Right.

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Right.

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So let's talk about, um.

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You know, you, you, you gave us a couple of stories in

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your email when you wrote me.

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Um, I, I really like this first one that, that

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intentionally destroying my complete environment.

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That is.

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I, one word comes to mind, and not everybody can say this

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word, but the word is chutzpah.

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Uh, guts my friend, intensely destroying your complete environment

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to test your backup tapes or to test your backup system.

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Um, you really gotta tell us about that.

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So, so, well, first off, what, what possessed you to, to do that?

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I ha I had a purpose.

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I, I, I honestly had a purpose and, uh, and yeah, when you put it like that, it,

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it sounds like, um, sounds like I was missing a few IQ points on that test.

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Insight is 2020 and, and, and to survive it is, uh, is, is really

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where the, uh, where the beauty is.

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So this was, this was post, um.

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This was about 2001 Mm-Hmm.

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And we had, we had invested in our infrastructure.

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We had moved away from, uh, you know, PCs as servers and custom built things.

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And we were moving into more industrial acquired servers.

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And we had purchased through, uh, through two fiscal years, we had purchased

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five compact ml, three 70 servers.

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Because we purchased them through two fiscal years.

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We had three.

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We, we, we, we had, we had some that had 9.1 gigabyte drives and some

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that had 18.2 gigabyte drives, but they were all configured to be about

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45 gigabytes of raid five storage.

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And so we were trying to be 100% by the book.

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We installed these five servers.

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We had two domain controllers, an email server, a file server,

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and an application server.

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Just completed my MCSE training, and so we were doing this as a

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standard rollout as much as possible.

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After about a year, the usage on DISC was very asymmetrical.

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Our domain controllers didn't use very much space.

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Our email server didn't use very much space.

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In the early two thousands, our file server was rapidly growing

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and we were adding applications to our application server.

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So the 45 gigabytes was filling up in an asymmetrical fashion, and

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I started looking at the discs.

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We had 9.1 gig drives and 18.2 gig drives, and I said.

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Well, if I just move some of these disks around and I take four of the 9.1 gig

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drives and build a rate array in the first three servers, and then I move the 18.2

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gig drives to the last two servers, I will have matched my storage with my workload.

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So I ran a full backup on Friday night, and I came in Saturday morning.

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Sorry.

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So you weren't ju you weren't just testing backups.

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You had a, a purpose, an alternate, like you had an extra purpose besides

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just testing your, your backups.

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I, I

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was trying to match my, my disc space in my servers to the usage of

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the, of the demand on these servers.

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Gotcha.

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I, I just want, I, I pulled up the stats, by the way, on a.

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On a, uh, compact, uh, ML three 70 and, uh, that comes with a maximum

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of four gigabytes of Ram a Pentium three one gigahertz processor.

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And, and here's the best part, an integrated dual channel

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wide ultra two SC adapter.

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Nice.

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Back in the day.

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So, so basically you, that's what you mean by basically by pulling drives

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apart, you destroyed any rate that was going on and you required, uh, these

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rate arrays to be completely rebuilt, which would zero everything out.

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And then, and then you do the restore.

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Correct.

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Uh, and now you, you mentioned two rate arrays, right?

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Well, every, every one of these servers had its own rate array.

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Okay.

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I had two different size drives, so

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I Right.

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I moved the drives around because each system had a mix of the drive types.

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Well, um, as I bought them, I, I had two servers that were full of the 9.1 mm-Hmm.

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Gigabyte drives.

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And, and each server held six drives.

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Yeah.

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And then I had bought three servers that had the 18.2.

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Gotcha.

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Gigabyte drives and I only had, uh, four, drive four of those

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drives in, in those three.

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Gotcha.

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Each of those three servers.

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So

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yeah.

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So basically you, you, in one move, well, a series of small moves wiped

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out the storage arrays on five servers.

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Is that Yes, yes.

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Oh boy.

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And everyone was okay with this.

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I had planned on doing it.

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I, I explained what I was going to do.

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And we trusted our backup tapes.

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And by the way, the tapes did fine.

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They just, everything,

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everything was restored over a weekend and it only took me

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five days over a weekend in five

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days.

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What,

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so what, so what was that like?

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Uh, come Monday morning.

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And you had moved into the data center, uh, I'm assuming, is

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that what happened, by the way?

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So I,

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I slept in my office Sunday night because the amount of time it took to rebuild the

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rate arrays, to initialize them, and then to start restoring data, which I didn't

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realize that it was gonna take longer to restore data than it was to back it up,

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which was, which was my first lesson.

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Why is that?

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Why is that Paul?

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Do you know why it takes longer to back

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up?

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I have not listened to your podcast long enough to to answer that question.

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That, by the way, massive suck up response.

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I love it.

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I don't think we've covered this parti this particular topic, so

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that's why I want to bring it up.

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I'm guessing based on some numbers that you've thrown out

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that this was parody based raid.

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Yes.

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Right.

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This was a raid five.

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Probably grade five.

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Okay.

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Grade five.

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That's the answer to the question Prasanna.

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Why does it take longer to write?

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Because it has to compute the parity

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across everything.

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Yes,

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yes.

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Um, there's also, there's also another potential, depending on the

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backup product that you're using.

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Are you doing any kind of multiplexing?

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I.

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When you're, when you're doing backups.

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I wasn't, um, at that point.

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Okay, well, mm-Hmm.

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Because that would've made it worse if you were, and, and so let's

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just talk about that for a minute.

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So the multiplexing is evil.

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Uh, it's a necessary evil.

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I, I always felt like if, if you're going to tape as tape

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got faster and faster, you, you.

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You know, backup speeds that were a few megabytes per second

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were completely un incapable of making an LTO tape drive happy.

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Even older LTOs, let alone modern LTOs.

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And so a lot of backup vendors came out with multiplexing where they take

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a bunch of little streams and they enter, leave them block by block onto a

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tape, which solves the backup problem.

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But then when you go to restore, you have to read all of that

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data and throw away most of it.

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So it makes a really crappy.

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Restore speed.

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But in your case, I, yeah,

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as long as you never have to restore, it's fine.

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As long.

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Exactly.

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Uh, but in your case, I think what you had was to raid the, the parody Right.

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Penalty.

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And so how long did you think it was gonna take?

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My backups were usually done by, by midday Saturday.

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So.

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Why should it take longer than, uh, the, than the period of

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backing up to, to restore it all?

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I, I did get four servers up and running by Monday morning.

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I had to sleep in my office.

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Mm-Hmm.

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Sunday night.

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So I was here to change tapes in the middle of the restore

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to get the file server running.

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Then the application server, which had its own complexities, um, from

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running multiple applications and trying to get a, a good backup of live

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applications, uh, took an additional three days to, to get up and running.

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Yeah, I was gonna ask you if you were able to get everything up and running, but it

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looks like minus the application server, everything was good to go by Monday.

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So you're cri you, you prioritized critical applications.

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Applications that would get you yelled at, basically.

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Email file server logins.

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Those were, yeah, yeah.

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Those, those all sound really important.

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Uh, you know, uh, I, I don't know.

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I, what, what's the equivalent of CEO there?

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Uh, uh,

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the borough

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manager, the Borough manager's laptop.

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If that was part of this, that would, that would go.

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Um,

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yeah.

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So do you remember how many.

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Tapes, like you said, you were swapping out tapes.

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Do you remember like, because I could imagine if you're sleeping

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in your office at like, probably like three in the morning, a tape

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probably finishes restoring and you're like, dammit, I gotta wake up now.

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I I only had two tapes.

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Okay.

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Two tapes backed at my entire environment.

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Um, I was running the Exabyte M two.

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Tape drive.

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So this was the mammoth drives.

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So, yes, so Exabyte had mammoth, Sony had a IT, so this was the next

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generation of eight millimeter drives.

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Because the, 'cause my, the first tapes I cut my teeth on were

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exabyte 82 hundreds, which were the.

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The, they were like, I don't know, uh, one gigabyte or

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something on those, those drives.

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But the mammoth was their attempt at large, and so

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they had 60 gigabytes native.

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120 gigabytes compressed is what the, the, the advertised capacity was, by

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the way, exabyte best company name ever.

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Right.

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But that company is no more.

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Right.

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The company that made those drives is, uh, is no more.

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And, and, and back when Exabyte was named Exabyte, we were all like,

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we're never gonna have an exabyte.

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Now we're, you know.

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No, it's, it's crazy.

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But yeah.

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So this was old school.

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This was a, um, a cassette, helic scan tape.

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We talked, we talked about helic scan a week or so.

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Actually, you, you haven't heard it.

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Well, the listeners may have heard it by this point, but you haven't heard it

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'cause we haven't broadcast it yet, Paul.

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Not the fastest tape drives in the world.

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So you were able, I guess after five days, get all the data back, get the

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applications and everything else up and running, and you still had your job.

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I'm still, I'm still here 20, 28 years plus later I'm still here.

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Yes.

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And, and, and again for, for those who are listening who say, well,

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gee, the tapes held a maximum of 120 gigabytes with compression.

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You know, if the tapes held a maximum of 120 gigabytes, so that's a maximum

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of 250 gigabytes, you had to restore.

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What's the big freaking deal?

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Well, the big freaking deal was that that was a ton of data back then, right?

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That was a really big, let's see, the, the transfer rate, I'm showing it 12, if I did

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my math right, 12 megabytes per second, which sounds about right given the.

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The generation and timeframe.

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So yeah.

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So it's only 120 gigabytes, but the advertised thing

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was 43 gigabytes per hour.

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But clearly you weren't getting that, that that was the problem.

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You were not getting the advertised transfer rate because of the right

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penalty that you were experiencing when you were doing the Restore.

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So what, what, uh, so, so we've already covered it.

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You, you made it through.

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Everything restored.

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Clearly you didn't meet the, the objective, you know, the, the initial

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time objective, but you got everything back and you got the critical things

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back by Monday morning, and so I, I'm guessing that you didn't.

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Like there wasn't a, was was there one of those giant postmortem sessions?

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You know, I, I don't think it was till, uh, till maybe a, a week or

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two down the road that I realized how incredibly stupid that was.

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So you, so you, you then had a postmortem with yourself is what you're saying?

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I did.

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I did.

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You, everybody was happy.

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I, I mean, right back in, back in that day, uh, you know, probably, uh, a,

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a a month or two later, I had talked to somebody about, about storage area

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networks and, and they had given me a quote for, oh, you want to, you want to

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add storage to your servers with a storage area network that'll only be $30,000.

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In, in, in 2001.

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Right.

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And, uh, you know, I, I felt rather accomplished.

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Yeah.

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I, I had done what I intended to do, you know, granted it was a, a sleepless

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night on the floor of my office.

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But, so you're saying that because you reorganized this data, the, the

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storage and you reallocated the storage more efficiently, you didn't need the

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$30,000 San, is that what you're saying?

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Correct.

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So I had achieved the objective that I was after, and I saved my

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organization money in my mind.

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Did you tweak or change any of your backup restore plans based on this experience?

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I think I changed my expectations on my restore plans because it all restored,

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but, but at the same time it, it was the knowledge that when you're backing

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up live applications that are running.

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They, that's a difficult, that's a difficult thing.

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And so now I see, you know, um, in, in virtual environments where,

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where things are, um, and I'm missing the right word for it, but

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where things are flushed and, um.

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We asked, brought to rest.

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Yeah.

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So, so you recognize, I mean, you, you saw when you began telling me

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this story, you know, when you started telling us this story, the, the, the

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idea of essentially completely deleting your entire data center and then using

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your backups really for the first time.

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I was a bit flabbergasted.

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But you you,

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I was young.

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I was young.

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You're agreeing with me that this was a really bad thing to do.

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It sounds like

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Paul's gotten wiser with the longer beard and.

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Since those days.

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Yeah.

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By the way, for,

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for the, for the listeners here, white there, in

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here,

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I, I, I, I do think it's appropriate to mention, so, you know, we record

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this as audio, but I'm looking at a camera version of, of, you

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know, my co-host and my guest here.

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And I am the only one who doesn't have this long flowing beard Prasanna.

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Still has this yeared, uh, how long?

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How long now?

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It's now I think

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like 19 months.

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19 months without shaving.

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So he's got this long, uh, much blacker beard than uh,

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Paul, but Paul has the length.

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Paul ha Paul, I'll just say this, Paul looks like he's from Alaska.

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He looks exactly like what I would expect from someone from Alaska.

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He has a redneck cap on and this long, you know, beard, although

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quite a bit grayer than Prasanna and it may have been this event Paul.

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That put that you're like, you know, it's one of those things where

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you're like, I did this to myself.

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I have no one to blame but myself.

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I'm sure you said that many times during that event.

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So what, so going back, what, so your goal was laudable and your

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eventual results were successful.

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What would you have done differently?

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I.

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To accomplish the same goal, but without perhaps the amount of pain that you had,

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I, I would've, I would've had a safety line, uh, or, or some

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sort of, sort of safety rope.

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Um, I think that, uh, you know, if I had a, a, a spare server or a surplus

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server, that I could have migrated each one of my servers over one at a time.

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Planned outages, so I wasn't destroying everything.

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I had no, I had no capacity, no, no rate arrays, right, left,

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right.

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You, yeah.

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After pulling

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drives out, you know, there were no servers that were functioning until I

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started restoring, restoring my domain controller from that very first server.

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I, I mean, I, I had a, a, a textbook Windows 2000 environment

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with two domain controllers.

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Both of those were offline.

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My email server was offline.

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My file server was offline.

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My application server was offline.

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Everything was offline until I started restoring.

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Now it is, I would, I would just start in with one server and, and,

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and work through it methodically

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with a, I just wonder.

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I wonder the degree to which that would've been possible given, you know, I don't

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have the, I don't have a whiteboard.

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I don't know how much you, because you were moving, drives around

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and reallocating resources.

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I don't know the degree to which that would've been possible.

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It would've cost some money.

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But in, in hindsight, I mean, how bad could I have screwed up?

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I mean, if, if my, if, if I had, I don't think it

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could have been any worse.

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I, I mean, if I had accidentally dropped my tapes or, uh, ran them across the,

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a, a magnet, uh, between point A and point B and lost my backups, I, I,

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it would've been a be

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I'm so far beyond it that I don't, I, I don't think about these things.

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Well, the, but now you're here and you're talking to us, and so we're

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asking you to relive that horrible day.

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So I, I, I, I think if, you know, looking back on it, this is, and again, you know.

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Love you Paul.

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Uh, thanks so much for coming on and being, being, uh, open at, at the same

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time, I'm gonna yell at you a little bit.

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Um, to me, your core, your core failure was failure to not test at least one

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restore prior to doing this, right.

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Um, because you blew up your entire environment without any idea.

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What restoring even one server was gonna be like if, even if you had just

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blown up one server and restored it because your problem, everything worked.

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Everything worked.

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Your only problem was a failure to set proper expectations even within yourself.

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And that was because you'd never actually done a large restore with your backups.

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By the way, you are not alone Prasanna.

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Is he alone?

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Not at all.

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And, and, and I will also say that I have been in this situation before.

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I'll, I'll tell you a similar story.

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A hundred years ago when I bought a, my first commercial backup program, the pro,

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the pro, the, the product was called SA.

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For archive, even though, which now offends me because it wasn't back,

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it wasn't archive, it was backup.

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But anyway, SMR, which was a Minneapolis company, they're,

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they're no longer software moguls is the name of the company.

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And I had bought this as my first commercial backup tool, and we had had

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it for a couple of months, but I was still running my dumps to my old tapes.

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In the meantime.

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Right.

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And then we had this, our first large outage, we lost the dis drives on

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our primary file server H pfs oh one, I still remember the server name.

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And that was 25 years ago.

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And I, I was so excited.

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I grabbed my SMR tapes and my.

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Dump tapes, put them in my back pocket.

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And I ran, I remember dri because it, it was a couple miles down the road where

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the, where the other data center was.

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And I remember running down there throwing in the tape drive.

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And I remember kicking off the restore.

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And what I remember was this was Blink.

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Blink.

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Long period.

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Blink.

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Blink long period.

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And what I did was I created a wild loop and I was watching the, the, the, the size

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of the file system not grow totally okay.

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At least not, not by a speed that was gonna finish anytime that millennium.

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And so I called the, the tech support and I was like, Hey, uh,

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you know what, what's going on?

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And they go, well, by any chance did you turn on the compression feature?

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Yes, I did.

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It was a software compression feature, which, which.

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The way it worked was, this is old school.

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It would, it would run a compressed minus, uh, CI think would be, uh, to,

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to compress the file, to send an input, and then redirect it to a file in

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temp, and then back up that compressed file During a restore, it would com

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restore the compressed file into temp, then run Uncompress on the file.

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At in that location and then move the file from temp the uncompressed

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version of the file from temp.

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There's a lot, you know.

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Anyway, long story short, it was never gonna finish in

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any sort of reasonable time.

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And thank God I still had my other tapes, but this was all because I did

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the same thing you did and that was, I had never tested a large restore.

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Yes.

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And um, you know, in your case, thank God you had.

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You had enough time.

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Thank God you were able to be able to restore the critical servers and time

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so that you know nobody's pulling their hair out and your, your borough could

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continue to do its function in my case.

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Uh, thank God I had the other tapes in my back pocket because I just pulled them out

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and just typed, you know, UFS Restore, you

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know, I was going to say that, um, one thing for testing, right?

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I know Paul, you mentioned that you had two domain controllers, right?

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I think potentially you could have taken down one of the domain

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controllers and sort of done a restore of that domain controller.

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To test it out while still keeping the entire environment up and running,

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and then made sure, and you probably would've noticed, hey, my backups

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are slow, or My restores are slow,

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so he shouldn't test it on his most important, most critical server.

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There are so many things that

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could have been done way, could, could've, shoulda, would've.

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It's okay.

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We all learn.

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We all learn from these lessons.

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Honestly, that's

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why you're here.

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Yeah.

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You and there.

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Have you ever seen there, there there's a company called despair.com.

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Have you seen this company?

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I have not.

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So they, they make, they make de-motivation posters and, uh,

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one of them, one of them is a picture of a sinking ship.

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They look like motivational posters.

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They're DEMOTIVATIONAL posters, and one of them is a picture of a sinking ship

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and it says, I think it says mistakes.

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And then it said it could be that the purpose of your life is to

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serve as a warning to others.

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I would much rather people listen to this and run.

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From, from my, from my decisions then to then to think that I had good decisions.

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But one of the funny things though, Curtis, is in your book, I remember

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you telling me the story, right?

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That when you're writing the book, right, and you were sending it

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out for all the reviewers, right?

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I.

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Someone came back to you and was like, Hey Curtis, you forgot to put

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a chapter about testing backups.

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Yeah.

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I completely left testing out of my book and thanks to Stewart Guy, it's

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like, it's like the fourth time that Stewart gets credit on the podcast.

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You were right.

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Stewart

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Guy, his name's Stuart Little like.

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Come on.

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He's a mouse.

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I love you, Stuart.

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Anyway.

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All right.

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Well, Paul, I, I, again, want to applaud you for coming on, for being so honest

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about what was clearly, clearly a very large mistake that you made it out alive.

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You accomplish your goal.

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Right.

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It, it's not like.

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I mean it, this could have been much worse, right?

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It could have been.

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I intentionally destroyed my entire environment and then I

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found out my backups don't work.

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It could have been that one.

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That could have, it could have.

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It wasn't that, thank God you, it wasn't that.

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But thank you.

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Like, just this, this is, I mean this may be the best story we've

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had on, you know, on the podcast.

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We've had some other people that have had, I.

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Bad things happen to him.

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This is the first time where it was, you know, self-inflicted

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user created.

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Normally we're blaming the end user.

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We don't blame ourself.

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Yeah.

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This is a classic p CAC situation.

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Are you familiar with that acronym?

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Absolutely a problem exists between keyboard and chair for those that don't.

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Uh, and then the entire environment became fubar, which is, uh, look that up.

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Fouled up beyond all recognition.

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Yeah.

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So wouldn't you agree, Prasanna, this is like.

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This has been great.

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This has been an awesome story and it's something that I don't think

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end users realize what goes on.

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Like I know sometimes we blame end users for, oh, you did this, you did that,

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but everyone's human things happen.

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So don't get frustrated at your IT people.

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Absolutely.

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By the way, and and I, I say this every once in a while, you know,

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there's only two industries where they refer to their customers as users,

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IT and drug dealers.

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Yeah.

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You know, it's a thing anyway, so, uh, tha yeah.

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And you know what?

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If you're out there and you have a story like this, we'd love to

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have you come on and tell it.

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We'll even let you be anonymous.

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If you're embarrassed about what happened, you know, we'll give you a synonym.

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Uh, you know, we, we did some Harry Potter characters for a while.

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We'll pick, you know, pick your favorite book and, uh, you know, whatever.

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We'll make you a, we'll make you one of the eternals from the movie

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that just came out and whatever, you know, whatever you want to be.

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If you just, we just love great stories because we learn from it, right?

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That's the key.

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Mistakes happen.

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Um, you know, we learn.

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So thanks, uh, to, thanks Paul so much for coming on.

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Thank you

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and thanks Prasanna for, uh, your insight into this as well.

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Anytime

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Curtis.

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And thanks Paul.

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And, uh, thanks to the listeners and remember to subscribe.

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That is a wrap.