Sometimes it's nice to have just a little bit of a break, you know.
Speaker:Welcome. And everybody. It's the craft beer republic.
Speaker:Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining.
Speaker:I'm Greg and I'm being joined by my wife. Oh, wait. My other wife.
Speaker:That's Flexy. What's up, big fella? My wife. Ha! We're back baby.
Speaker:People always say like they have their work wives and then their
Speaker:real wives. But you might be my favorite wife.
Speaker:Oh. I've never heard that before. My wife hasn't even called me
Speaker:her favorite wife, so. Oh, well. She is missing out. Zing!
Speaker:Well, I'm excited you're back. I'm pumped to have some beers
Speaker:with you, big fella. Yeah, I had fun at the Brewer game.
Speaker:That's why I couldn't, you know, join us for a couple of weeks, you know.
Speaker:And when your wife sends you a message and says she got $12
Speaker:tickets to the baseball game, you get your ass to the baseball
Speaker:game. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, first of all, $12 tickets.
Speaker:I can't even park at Dodger Stadium for $12.
Speaker:Yeah, left field bleacher tickets. Man, it was awesome.
Speaker:Five rows back. It was awesome. Nice. Did you catch any balls? No.
Speaker:My kids really want to catch a ball. When we went to Cincinnati, we had,
Speaker:uh, we only stayed like five innings there because the game was delayed.
Speaker:Um, weather delay. I don't know what that's like.
Speaker:We got the the roof and everything. Uh, but there was, like,
Speaker:13 foul balls, and we. Don't have weather here, so I don't
Speaker:know what that's like either. That's accurate, but 13 foul balls
Speaker:that flew back behind home plate. And we were sitting behind home
Speaker:plate when we were in Cincinnati. And, uh, not one of them came by us,
Speaker:but they really want to get a foul ball.
Speaker:So much that I know it was 13 foul balls because my oldest daughter
Speaker:was counting. Oh, I love it. Yeah, that was that was me as a
Speaker:little kid, too. Like, all I wanted was to catch
Speaker:a ball or to have, like, between innings after they're done
Speaker:warming up, have them tossed. I just wanted one of those balls.
Speaker:And for a while, my dad, when I was a kid, had some like friend or hookup
Speaker:or acquaintance or sex partner. I don't know what where like he
Speaker:could buy his season tickets off of him at Dodger Stadium and they
Speaker:were right next to I mean, I was touching there's front row right next
Speaker:to the left far left field foul pole. And I thought like,
Speaker:this is my chance, you know, like they'd come near, but they never,
Speaker:never got right there. Right. Yeah. That's I mean, we were sitting
Speaker:in the same spot that they'll, you know, they'll throw it up to
Speaker:the bleachers. Yeah. Um, on our side or to the left of us,
Speaker:or they'll throw it down like third base line or some shit.
Speaker:But yeah, we got two balls thrown in the area, but they were,
Speaker:you know, still away from us. I couldn't get it.
Speaker:What, am I going to ruin a kid's day by jumping in front of him and
Speaker:catch a ball? Abso fucking lutely. You are. I'm Flex. God damn it!
Speaker:Yeah, I got kids. I gotta. Gotta get them the ball.
Speaker:That's right. I my biggest one of my biggest
Speaker:disappointments in life was right for the game.
Speaker:We'd get there early and get autographs.
Speaker:I got some pretty decent autographs back in the day.
Speaker:Oh, that's pretty cool. And I was next in line to get Tommy
Speaker:Lasorda. And I was like, here we go. He's like, all right guys,
Speaker:I gotta run. I was like, motherfucker or waddle.
Speaker:I don't think he really. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker:I got a waddle buffet just open. But either way. R.I.P. Tommy.
Speaker:R.I.P. great guy. If you guys ever want a good laugh,
Speaker:just look up some of his, like, old school interviews and press
Speaker:conferences and stuff. That motherfucker had no problem
Speaker:saying what he felt. Yeah, he was a goofy dude, man.
Speaker:Yeah, 100%. I'm gonna totally butcher it.
Speaker:But there was one where, like, he had apparently told one of his
Speaker:pitchers to get a little retaliation. And afterwards he goes, what do
Speaker:you think I fucking told that? I didn't fucking tell him that.
Speaker:If I told him to beam him, he'd fucking know he got beamed.
Speaker:Wow. Oh. So good. Well, we got we got the manager
Speaker:over here who just takes, uh, pancakes out of his pocket and
Speaker:just starts gnawing on them. What is he, the fucking new day?
Speaker:You have not heard of this? No. Oh, man.
Speaker:They started selling, uh, on Sunday home games. They have.
Speaker:They're called, like, uh, pocket waffles or pocket pancakes.
Speaker:Sound sexual? Yeah, but it's not. It's just cause.
Speaker:Because he legit takes pancakes out of his. Pocket during an interview.
Speaker:He took a pancake out of his pocket, folded it up and started
Speaker:chomping on it. And the lady interviewing him was so
Speaker:taken back, and he offered her a bite of the pancake, and she took one.
Speaker:Oh my God, this is the new day. Yeah, it's.
Speaker:Great throwing pancakes out into the audience there.
Speaker:And then, uh, they were talking about it on one of the broadcasts
Speaker:one day about how he just. Oh,
Speaker:he's always got snacks in his pocket. And they confirmed that the on field
Speaker:reporter and one of the players during spring training witnessed him
Speaker:pull a eggroll out of his pocket and just started chomping on an egg roll.
Speaker:It's like fucking Napoleon Dynamite. Let me have some of your tots.
Speaker:Get your own. Oh. Gosh. That's hilarious. I had no idea.
Speaker:That's so it made, like, headline news and everything. It was awesome.
Speaker:That's funny. Jesus Christ. Well, he's got a carb load before
Speaker:the big game. Something like that. Something like that.
Speaker:He's got a, I don't know, win manager of the year two years in a row.
Speaker:It's not a this isn't a baseball show, guys. But alas, not a baseball.
Speaker:Brewers best in the MLB. Come on. First of first.
Speaker:Hey, can't can't win them all. But, uh, if I can just get one
Speaker:World Series in my lifetime, that's all I want.
Speaker:I don't think the Dodgers will give you any trouble this year,
Speaker:I'll tell you. That. I mean,
Speaker:we swept them in the regular season. Um, no offense, but that doesn't
Speaker:really correlate to the playoffs. No, but their record isn't oh so
Speaker:great either. So. Yeah, but you know, they play when
Speaker:they need to play. We'll see. Hopefully they don't put Kershaw
Speaker:in during the postseason. But yeah I know you.
Speaker:Like like you said baseball. Change the fucking record Greg.
Speaker:Not a baseball show. Hey real quickly.
Speaker:Uh @CraftBeerRepublic. 805538 beer. All that good.
Speaker:Stuff. In case you. Forgot. Yeah. Uh, top listing city last week
Speaker:was Tulsa, Oklahoma. I think that might be a first.
Speaker:Weird. Yeah. Very weird. Hey, Tulsa. I know they had beer in Oklahoma.
Speaker:Um, what else are you gonna do if you're in Oklahoma?
Speaker:I don't know, rope, cattle or something. Okay.
Speaker:I don't I feel like that's what they do in Oklahoma.
Speaker:I can't think of anything better, so I'm gonna go with it. Yeah.
Speaker:Uh, so much to get to today. Uh, first of all, Flex is back,
Speaker:so I'm excited. As you can see,
Speaker:we're just talking about baseball and not about show things.
Speaker:Uh, we have a listener email, which I'm hoping maybe stirs up
Speaker:some reaction. Okay. Lots of booze news to get some
Speaker:real breaking booze news. So we'll get there first.
Speaker:It's been a while, so let's check in with what the
Speaker:big man's drinking over there. In a world where craft beer is king,
Speaker:a world where muscles are bigger than growlers, only one ton can guide us.
Speaker:One man, one ton, one Tongue-jobber. In this world, we must find out
Speaker:what is Flex drinking. All right. Uh, today Flex is back and he is
Speaker:drinking watermelon wavelength from Moore Brewing Company.
Speaker:They're out of Huntley, Illinois, which, uh, I don't know.
Speaker:I assume everything in Illinois is just Chicago, which I hate,
Speaker:but I don't hate these guys. This on untapped, I should tell you.
Speaker:First of all, it is a fruited gosa. Oh, yes.
Speaker:You know how I love my gozo's watermelon goses are actually my
Speaker:favorite. And I know that sounds really
Speaker:specific, but I've had like three of them in my lifetime and they're
Speaker:just phenomenal every time. So this one weighs in at 4.5%.
Speaker:Not huge. Only 171 check ins. I gotta keep shouting out my
Speaker:local spot. They always get in pretty fresh
Speaker:recent releases, and I think the last, I don't know,
Speaker:12 beers I've had on the show. They've, uh,
Speaker:been check ins under 1000, under 500. So I just think that's really fun.
Speaker:And really, alas, this one 171 check ins, only a three, five, seven.
Speaker:Oh. And this really pisses me off. Really pisses me off.
Speaker:Let's hear it and I will explain to you why I bought this beer two weeks
Speaker:ago for the show I missed. Okay. I drank it a day later because I
Speaker:said, you know, I really want to try it. The Goza watermelon, I love it.
Speaker:This shit blew me away. I'm gonna ruin the review right now.
Speaker:Spoiler alert. This beer completely blew me
Speaker:away and it was so good. I fucking went back and I bought
Speaker:another one just so I could have it on the show tonight and let everybody
Speaker:know how fucking good it is. So untapped here.
Speaker:It reads tart and refreshing wheat. I'm sorry.
Speaker:Wheat ale with the sour character of a goza and the juicy,
Speaker:summery sweetness of watermelon. Let's start with the can art.
Speaker:First of all, because I don't think I really have been putting
Speaker:can art out there lately. Mm. It's, uh, kind of shiny,
Speaker:plain black label with some shiny red and green watermelon wavelengths.
Speaker:It's got the wave sciency things. It's like audio waves. Yeah.
Speaker:Or wavelengths, I guess. Really? Yeah.
Speaker:And everything is just shiny red and green. Just really, really fun.
Speaker:Really simple. Really sexy actually. So which brings us to the beer,
Speaker:which it is a fruited goza. Rugosa. So it's not going to be clear.
Speaker:Or that kind of golden ale color. Very juicy looking. It is very juicy.
Speaker:It almost looks like pureed watermelon juice.
Speaker:And the old nose buds here, it's like tart watermelon.
Speaker:Like not super out there. Watermelon, but like a little faint.
Speaker:But it's got that, you know, that sour sense to it that that
Speaker:we always tell people and we make ourselves feel like we're idiots
Speaker:because. What does it smell like? It smells like sour.
Speaker:Maybe nobody actually knows what we're talking about.
Speaker:But without further ado, the old Tongue-jobber. We'll wait for weeks.
Speaker:This thing is amazing. It is zippy with carbonation.
Speaker:Just the perfect amount really leaves you dry on the end.
Speaker:So much tart watermelon flavor. It's like the perfect end to summer.
Speaker:And it was 75 degrees here. Nothing but sun today in Wisconsin.
Speaker:And this is just the best kiss goodbye to Summer, and I wish I
Speaker:would have known about this before. They only had single cans.
Speaker:There was no four packs left of this. I would have bought a case.
Speaker:This beer top notch. Can we go through and beat up
Speaker:everybody who gave it a 3.751 by one? Um, yes.
Speaker:You know how I feel about goses this. You would fucking die over this.
Speaker:You would get rocked up, put your dick in it and then
Speaker:drink it. It is that good. I don't even know if I'm allowed
Speaker:to say that. Get rocked up. And then put your dick in it.
Speaker:No, I don't want to get accused of sexual harassment of beers.
Speaker:Yeah, I mean, it's not a dick show, but God damn, I love this.
Speaker:Wait till Deb comes back around. That's always fun. Yeah. So. Yeah.
Speaker:Cheers to More Brewing here. I just want to shout them out
Speaker:one more time. Sounds amazing. Everything they ever put out,
Speaker:they really do a superb job. It sounds amazing.
Speaker:It's been hot as motherfucking balls around here for a few weeks now,
Speaker:and this sounds like the perfect ball quencher in the bowels of summer.
Speaker:Oh, your balls will be quenched. It's almost as good as having good
Speaker:dick weather. Yeah, it's a guarantee. Yeah. I like you.
Speaker:And you know how much we love good dick weather.
Speaker:Nothing better than good dick weather. Not a single thing.
Speaker:For any new listeners that are still listening after the last
Speaker:five minutes. Flex and I do have a weather
Speaker:rating of good dick weather, and it's when you're you're outside
Speaker:and it's warm enough to where you know it's hanging out, but not so hot
Speaker:and not so balmy to where, you know, sticks to things or stickiness.
Speaker:Yeah, it's it's that perfect. Makes you look like you're
Speaker:packing a little bit of heat. Weather. Nashville.
Speaker:By far my favorite dick weather By far. Love me some. Nashville.
Speaker:Nashville. Dick. Weather. Now I gotta go to Nashville. Orlando.
Speaker:It's a close second. Cincinnati. Dick weather was not very good.
Speaker:I'm gonna put that out there. And Louisville was a little bit
Speaker:better than Cincinnati. But yeah, Cincinnati was trash.
Speaker:I tell you, San Diego in the summer because
Speaker:it's close to the beach and it's just always like in the 70s summer.
Speaker:San Diego is chef's kiss dick weather.
Speaker:Prime Chef kiss dick weather. I need to get me some of that.
Speaker:You do? I'll meet you in San Diego for some
Speaker:dick weather. Daddy. Yeah. Oh, dear. All right, well, uh, we'll move
Speaker:on from that before we get. Before we take a turn, before.
Speaker:We get to rocked up, I guess, uh, I got a listener email here
Speaker:I want to read before I do. Uh, while we're still semi on
Speaker:the sports theme here. I heard you got some good
Speaker:Thursday plans. Ah, yes. I am popping my Packer game cherry.
Speaker:I've lived in Wisconsin for 37 years and I've never been to a Packer game.
Speaker:I can't believe you've never gone before.
Speaker:Yeah, apparently it's like a pretty regular thing that people do. Uh.
Speaker:Apparently so. Oh, I guess so. It's like 80,000 capacity at
Speaker:Lambeau Field. And apparently they have games
Speaker:every year. And, uh. What? Yeah, I know it's crazy, right?
Speaker:But, like, somewhere around eight of them.
Speaker:Yeah, usually a couple more, if we're lucky and. Right. Yeah.
Speaker:I just, you know, I'm not very ambitious when it comes
Speaker:to things like, just like, hey, I'm gonna buy tickets to this and go.
Speaker:I usually wait for somebody else to say, hey, I got this.
Speaker:I need someone to go or, hey, I got this. Let's go. Mhm.
Speaker:My sister in law's husband, he goes to, I don't know, two,
Speaker:three, four, five games a year. He's a huge Packers fan ever since
Speaker:he was a kid going to games. And he really wanted to see Jayden
Speaker:Daniels in the uh I know they're the commanders, but I just
Speaker:always call them the Redskins. And uh, he wants to go see Jayden
Speaker:Daniels and the commanders. And I said, yeah,
Speaker:I'll go with you. So sure. He bought tickets the next day.
Speaker:He made all the hotel reservations, the shuttle reservations from the
Speaker:hotel to the stadium and. Wow. The company he works for has a
Speaker:party house to around Lambeau. I don't know if you're familiar with
Speaker:all the houses around Lambeau Field. Not at. All. Like the neighborhood.
Speaker:There's a lot of houses that were redone and built up for big
Speaker:parties before Packer games. Okay. His company has one, and it's going
Speaker:to be all you can eat and all you can drink before the game. Good lord.
Speaker:So these people don't actually live. Nobody lives in these houses.
Speaker:They're just for partying. They're almost like Airbnbs,
Speaker:I guess. Uh, but for partying. But for partying, for Packer games.
Speaker:Interesting. Yeah. I've never heard of that before.
Speaker:That's awesome. Yeah, they're they're insane.
Speaker:Looking to like, how redone they are. Like people they'll like, tear down.
Speaker:Like the people like sunrooms or like rec rooms in the back of their house.
Speaker:They'll tear out the walls, they'll install those garage doors.
Speaker:And like, the whole back of the yard, is like the garage doors.
Speaker:And they have, like, a real nice setup in the backyard and a built
Speaker:in bar underneath. That's awesome. Where the garage doors are and yeah,
Speaker:it's really, really sick. I dig it. Yeah, I'll take a bunch of
Speaker:pictures when I'm up there and I'll send them to you. Please do.
Speaker:I can never remember the name of the commanders.
Speaker:It's not that I do or don't like that they've changed their name.
Speaker:I just go the Washington. Yeah. Yeah, I just I can't remember.
Speaker:Cleveland. Same thing. I can't remember what.
Speaker:They've changed it to Cleveland. They've always been the Browns.
Speaker:No, no, no baseball for the Indians. Oh, what am I thinking?
Speaker:What are they, the Chiefs? I don't know what the.
Speaker:The Guardians. Guardians? Yeah. See, I it's not even that I do
Speaker:or don't like it. I just cannot fucking remember it for
Speaker:the life of me. I think for me too. With with Washington, I've just.
Speaker:We grew up right. And they were the Redskins.
Speaker:Yeah. Ever. And then they were. The football team for 1 or 2 years.
Speaker:I still remember the Washington Bullets. They had a cool logo.
Speaker:Mhm. Yeah. Super cool logo. But yeah the commanders thing,
Speaker:it just doesn't catch at all. Cool thing though is that the
Speaker:tribe and the family of the, the guy who was on the helmet of
Speaker:the Redskins. Uh. They want everything to be
Speaker:changed back. Really? Because they think it's like,
Speaker:great for their their dad or their grandpa or whoever it was
Speaker:that was on the helmet. And good for the family and Native
Speaker:Americans and everything like that. So.
Speaker:Look, I feel like there's probably a way to honor the Native Americans
Speaker:without calling them the commanders, maybe not calling them the
Speaker:Redskins either. You know. Right. Maybe just a better name all around.
Speaker:Yeah. We vote for better name. Yeah. Something.
Speaker:Something that people might remember anyway.
Speaker:Not bring back something better. Not a football show. Not a political.
Speaker:Show. Yeah. We just. This is what happens when we
Speaker:don't talk for a couple of weeks. We get rocked up just looking at
Speaker:each other. So much to say. Yeah, so much to Boeing.
Speaker:Uh, all right. For this gets worse. Like I said,
Speaker:got an email from a listener. I want not only Flex reaction, but I
Speaker:want everybody's reaction from this. He says, hey, guys,
Speaker:my friend and I were talking about awful beers the other day and
Speaker:was reminded of this awful story that I thought you might like.
Speaker:In the wonderful year of 2019, I visited a brewery in Petaluma
Speaker:that's in Northern California by the name of Dempsey's.
Speaker:Now, I've had some of their beers before this experience,
Speaker:and I've had some since, and they always leave me satisfied.
Speaker:But on this particular visit, I had one of the strangest beer
Speaker:experiences of my life. I ordered a beer called
Speaker:Undercover Malicious Thinking. It was some kind of spin off of
Speaker:their malicious IPA, which I'm already a fan of.
Speaker:The beer came and it was much darker than I was expecting.
Speaker:The flavors were tobacco, leather, and a very specific earthy note.
Speaker:After a few more sips, I came to realize that earthy
Speaker:note was poop. Come on. Like not in your face,
Speaker:sewage or anything. Just the subtle but unmistakable,
Speaker:unmistakable note that made me question my life choices.
Speaker:I tried to push through. I drank about a quarter of the glass,
Speaker:partly because I was trying to figure out what the hell I was tasting.
Speaker:It was shit. Yeah. Spoiler alert. I was also trying to explore the
Speaker:leathery tobacco flavors I was getting, but the earthy qualities
Speaker:proved too much and I was forced to abstain from any more beer.
Speaker:Eventually, the waiter came over and explained that the beer was
Speaker:actually a messed up batch of malicious that they tried to salvage.
Speaker:So yeah, that explained the toilet tones.
Speaker:That was actually going to be my guess on what it was,
Speaker:was a fucked up batch of beer that they just tried to put on tap anyway.
Speaker:To their credit, the waiter was super cool about it and didn't charge me.
Speaker:And honestly, the rest of the visit was great.
Speaker:And a killer burger and fries and the first beer ordered
Speaker:wasn't nearly as traumatizing. But I always remember that beer.
Speaker:The poop beer anyways. Figured y'all would appreciate
Speaker:the legacy of the poop beer. Keep doing what you do. Gabe.
Speaker:Well, thanks, Gabe. Yeah. Thanks, Gabe. For the poop beer.
Speaker:Honestly, super hilarious that he had to go through this.
Speaker:I'm glad it wasn't me. Right. That's why it's funny.
Speaker:Yeah, exactly. Um, but. But also a whole quarter of the
Speaker:glass. Yeah, but for a brewery to even
Speaker:put that out there, like it would be different if it
Speaker:was like, uh, they actually had, like, a joke description,
Speaker:like on the menu, like, hey, this one didn't turn out as well as
Speaker:we thought it would. Give it a try. And then honestly put like $0
Speaker:next to the. Beer or call it King's Cup or some
Speaker:shit like that. Right, right. And just do something like kind of
Speaker:fun, like off kilter like that. Yeah, but don't actually put it on
Speaker:the menu and charge people for shit. Right. Or do charge.
Speaker:But if they complain, immediately take it off or something,
Speaker:I don't know. Because you're putting it out there.
Speaker:And if first timers come in, they're gonna be like, oh,
Speaker:this place sucks. Right? Yeah. Nobody is going to enjoy it at all.
Speaker:Right. Unless you eat shit. Have you ever sent back a beer?
Speaker:I'm glad you were gonna ask me if I've ever eaten shit. That would.
Speaker:I eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Uh, okay. So I sent a beer back.
Speaker:We went out to this kind of nice restaurant.
Speaker:It's like, you know, it's not casual, but it's not super fancy, and,
Speaker:uh, it's in, like, a nicer city in a suburb, like,
Speaker:20 minutes away from us. Okay. And they had Eagle Park beer on tap,
Speaker:and I was like, yo, sit on the dock of the bay. This beer fucking slaps.
Speaker:They got it on the menu. I will take it.
Speaker:And the waitress brings back my see through Double Hazy IPA.
Speaker:And excuse me, miss I. When she put it on the table,
Speaker:I immediately said, uh, what beer did you get me?
Speaker:And she said, oh, the Eagle Park tap. She's like, we only have,
Speaker:you know, one Eagle Park tap here. And I was like, oh, okay.
Speaker:And what is. It? She walked away and I took a sip
Speaker:and you could really get like the off flavors. Like.
Speaker:And it was not very good and it was like tangy almost. Mhm.
Speaker:And I told my wife I should give a lot of credit to my wife.
Speaker:I told her that it wasn't what the beer should look like,
Speaker:and that either it was old or they need to move the keg around a bit.
Speaker:Dirty lines. Dirty lines or something.
Speaker:I took a couple more sips and she could see the look on my face
Speaker:and she said, just send it back. So the waitress, sure enough,
Speaker:came back and I said, yeah. I said, this isn't how this beer is
Speaker:supposed to be. I'm really sorry. Can I get something else?
Speaker:And they were happy to do it. Happy to oblige.
Speaker:But yes, I've done it before. I don't do it in, like,
Speaker:a mean way. No, no. Sure. I'm the last person to send
Speaker:something, you know. I worked in a restaurant,
Speaker:you know, the first six years of my working career.
Speaker:And I'm like, you know, petrified to send something back.
Speaker:It's got to be real fucked up. But I can think of top of my head.
Speaker:I can think of three times I've ever sent a beer back.
Speaker:And two of them involved 14 canons, not at the brewery,
Speaker:but at restaurants. One of them were at a dining
Speaker:establishment. That sounds similar to what you
Speaker:were at. The wife ordered, uh,
Speaker:their patient Pilsner. And of course, this is before
Speaker:they turned into A-holes, back when we liked 14 canons.
Speaker:But she ordered the patient Pilsner. It showed up and we know that
Speaker:beer very well. It was flat. It tasted like soap.
Speaker:I mean, clearly these lines had not seen any cleaning solution
Speaker:in quite some time, right? It was absolutely garbage.
Speaker:So this kid comes back. I say kid because he was like 18, 19.
Speaker:There's no way he was of legal drinking age.
Speaker:He goes, hey, everything okay? And I said, I, I hate to do this.
Speaker:This makes me cringe and say, I gotta send this back.
Speaker:I said, we know this specific beer very well.
Speaker:We're at the brewery all the time. I said, I'm pretty sure there's
Speaker:something wrong with either the keg itself or your lines,
Speaker:and you should have somebody have a look at it. And he goes, oh, okay.
Speaker:Well, you want a different. He goes, do you want another one?
Speaker:And I said, sure, let's get another beer.
Speaker:He goes, do you want the same thing? And I said, do you have a
Speaker:different keg? He goes, no, why? I said, then I don't want it
Speaker:took everything I had. I don't want the same thing.
Speaker:Angry No. I think we'll get something else
Speaker:stupid. The other time I can think of.
Speaker:Or the other two times at the same restaurant.
Speaker:This is at one of the lazy dogs is Lazy Dog out here.
Speaker:And first time was with another 14 canons beer.
Speaker:Almost the same exact story. It was their Marzen which the
Speaker:wife loves. Drinks you loved,
Speaker:used to drink all the time. Orders. The Marzen shows up.
Speaker:It's flat. Tastes like soap. It tastes like just like dirty lines.
Speaker:They come out and she's like, this is garbage.
Speaker:So she ended up getting some wine instead,
Speaker:but I had to send one back once. It was institution, which is a local
Speaker:brewery. It was an IPA, a pale ale. It was a mosaic pale ale.
Speaker:It's one of the I don't love all their beers at institution,
Speaker:but it's one of the ones that if I see it on a menu,
Speaker:I will order so I know it pretty well and shows up once again.
Speaker:It was flat. It just tasted. Didn't even taste soapy or anything.
Speaker:It just tasted way off. And I said, hey, you know, like this,
Speaker:I hate to do this, blah blah blah. Like, okay, once again, this person
Speaker:goes, well, you want another one? I said, is it gonna be different?
Speaker:Oh, I guess not. Can I get something else then?
Speaker:You know, and that's probably just them being their waiter selves.
Speaker:I know, I just. I don't expect you to know about
Speaker:beer like we know about beer. But if it's bad,
Speaker:if I've told you it's bad. And especially if I've told you
Speaker:the reasons why it's right. Why would I want another of the same
Speaker:beer? Right. It's not like I said. Hey, this is warm.
Speaker:Then you go, hey, do you want. Do you want another one?
Speaker:Yes, I would like one that's cold. Yeah,
Speaker:but that's not the problem here. I've had like what I the story I
Speaker:explained, I've had that a couple times and I just fucking eat it
Speaker:and I just drink it because, uh, one of them was a fantasy football
Speaker:draft a couple years ago. And that just this little corner bar,
Speaker:they're known more for their food than their beers.
Speaker:And, uh, they had Eagle Park on tap. And the same thing happened
Speaker:where it was a it's supposed to be their demon haze and or.
Speaker:No, their goon juice, which is a fucking flagship of.
Speaker:There's a hazy IPA and again it pours and it's clear.
Speaker:And I was like, okay, that's kind of weird.
Speaker:And you get these really off flavors. And I just drank it.
Speaker:And I didn't order any more of those because, you know,
Speaker:I was like, I knew by that point. But yeah, I just didn't feel
Speaker:like sending it back. And the local movie theater by us,
Speaker:that does, you know, they have a bar and you can drink
Speaker:beer in the theater and stuff. They clearly don't do anything
Speaker:with their lines. No cleaning, because I've gotten
Speaker:two beers, 2 or 3 beers within the last two years there, you know,
Speaker:just grab one, go see a flick, and each time it's like I just get
Speaker:lagers because, you know, whatever. And it tastes like artificial
Speaker:coconut as I'm drinking the beer. And it's very off and very gross.
Speaker:So yeah. And I end up finishing it like I
Speaker:got a modelo. The last time I was there,
Speaker:I was like, oh, you can't fuck up a modelo like modelo with a Lime.
Speaker:Let's fucking go. Right? And, uh. Yeah.
Speaker:No, they just like modelo with the lime and the coconut. Lime.
Speaker:Not what I was looking for. Yeah. Put the lime in the coconut.
Speaker:Yeah, it was fucking gross. Yeah. So that is gross.
Speaker:I wouldn't recommend it. No, I think I've told this one
Speaker:on the show. I was at a, uh. I think it was at, like,
Speaker:yardhouse or something, and I ordered a hazy little thing
Speaker:and it showed up clear as fuck. And I was like, uh, like, nope,
Speaker:that's it, I said, but you recognize the name is.
Speaker:Yeah. And this is clear, right? Like, no, that's Hazel thing.
Speaker:I was like, okay, be gone. So anyways, if you guys have any
Speaker:fun stories like that, please let us know. Mail @CraftBeerRepublic.
Speaker:Com or you can leave a voicemail 85538 beer or or DM us on the
Speaker:socials. Whatever it takes. We want to hear your shit.
Speaker:Beer stories. Yeah, maybe not literally shit,
Speaker:but yes, well. But if they happen to be,
Speaker:we don't mind those too. As long as we're not the ones
Speaker:drinking them. Yeah, just don't drink shit and
Speaker:email us. That's right. That's all I'm asking. Yeah.
Speaker:You eat pieces of shit for breakfast. All right, let's make a call.
Speaker:He calls to the bullpen for beer. Yeah. He does.
Speaker:I was walking around total wine the other day because I had to pick up
Speaker:some. Did you have. A gift card? No, I was not going for beer.
Speaker:I was going for something else. I was going for some champagnes,
Speaker:and, uh, I took a cruise down the beer aisle just because I was there.
Speaker:See what they had. And I have never heard of this
Speaker:brewery, and it's local ish. So I thought, well,
Speaker:I'll give him a shot. So I'm drinking all season brewing.
Speaker:They're out of Los Angeles. Never fucking heard of them before.
Speaker:I'm sure I'm gonna get shit from everybody now.
Speaker:It's called Cloud Racer Hazy IPA 6.5% 55 zero IBUs. Nice little canard.
Speaker:It's like colorful shapes that are a mountain. I do like that.
Speaker:I like the super like, say, with my can, like the super
Speaker:black background. Yeah. And then just those hints of
Speaker:color like that. That's gorgeous. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker:It makes the color pop. It's. It's cool in the cloud.
Speaker:It's hard to see, but there is a car. So cloud racer.
Speaker:Uh, a 3.82 on untapped with a 941 ratings.
Speaker:So not overly rated, though I did see that Fontana
Speaker:Jim rated this beer on untapped. Gave it four and a half.
Speaker:He must like it. Yeah. Uh, on the schnoz. On the taste?
Speaker:Nope. On the nose buds there. The taste buds on the nose buds.
Speaker:I get, like, a sweet orange smell. Ooh, I like the smell of that.
Speaker:I don't know, like a candied orange. Does that make sense? Yeah.
Speaker:Candied oranges are wonderful. Okay. Yeah. So sweet.
Speaker:Sort of candied orange. Here goes. Yield. Tongue-jobber.
Speaker:Candied orange is a thing. You know what I mean?
Speaker:Oh, by the way, no. No description on tap.
Speaker:It's my favorite beer ever. Oh, I love it.
Speaker:It looks like straight up juice from what I can see. Yeah.
Speaker:Perfect color for a hazy little. A little hot on the front.
Speaker:a little alcohol hotness on the front, which is surprising at 6.5%.
Speaker:Oh, six and a half okay. The back end is surprisingly bitter
Speaker:for a hazy got got some real big pine notes, a little citrus,
Speaker:a little orange in the middle, maybe some grapefruit pith as well.
Speaker:Adding to that bitterness, um, it's surprisingly bitter for a
Speaker:hazy good or bad. It's it's surprisingly bitter,
Speaker:if that's what you're looking for. If you kind of want more of a an in
Speaker:between West Coast and hazy kind of thing, this might be your jam.
Speaker:I don't hate it. I don't love it. I bought one and I'm probably
Speaker:glad I did. I don't think I need three more
Speaker:of these. Okay. Yeah, okay. It's respectable.
Speaker:I would try more from this brewery. They're local.
Speaker:This is the first one I've had. I'd see what else they got.
Speaker:Plus, you know, it's been given the total wine shelf treatment, so.
Speaker:So which is never a good thing. Yeah. I tell you what, though, with the,
Speaker:with those in-between hazes where it's, you know, it's like
Speaker:juicy and a little bitter. Mhm. I enjoy those but it's got to be
Speaker:like a really hot day and I have to drink it outside. Yeah.
Speaker:There's definitely a place for him. I just this one leans more
Speaker:bitter than juicy and. Okay. Just not what I'm looking for
Speaker:when I'm drinking a hazy. Right. I feel that that's all.
Speaker:You're preaching to the choir on that one.
Speaker:If I buy a hazy and it says it's a hazy, it better be a hazy.
Speaker:Yeah, I mean, it looks hazy. They definitely nailed the the
Speaker:visuals on it. It could use some more carbonation,
Speaker:a little more head to like when I. When it poured,
Speaker:there was almost no head on it. I'm sure that doesn't help.
Speaker:So anyways. Not horrible. Uh, but probably would not not,
Speaker:definitely would not go back for the four pack.
Speaker:But Fontana Jim gave it four and a half. So maybe I'm in the wrong here.
Speaker:Maybe he got a fresher can than I did. Who knows.
Speaker:Maybe he got it from the brewery, I don't know. Yeah. 000.
Speaker:I just looked at the bottom of the can I, I legit did not do this in the
Speaker:store and I don't know why because it was total wine and I should have,
Speaker:but I guess the package date. Uh. Is it further than six months out?
Speaker:Yes it is. Oh, boy. Uh, wait. What month is it now? September.
Speaker:I'm gonna say December. Fucking nailed it.
Speaker:December 17th of 24. Yeah,
Speaker:I'm sure that doesn't help anything. Yeah, I would say especially a,
Speaker:uh, hazy. Yeah. Wow. Way to go. Total one.
Speaker:Yeah, that's what they do. Yeah. I tell you, back in the day, uh,
Speaker:when craft beer was a little more new and Trader Joe's was just kind of
Speaker:jumping on the craft beer bandwagon. They used to do this thing where
Speaker:when beers would start to go out of code, they would do, like,
Speaker:mystery bags, and they'd just put six beers in a bag for,
Speaker:I forget what it was, call it six bucks and you could not open it.
Speaker:They'd staple it closed and you just you got what you got.
Speaker:And usually it was like a couple of good ones and a couple of not
Speaker:so good ones, you know, like a couple of the Trader Joe's
Speaker:brands and a couple of good ones. And it was a fun thing to do.
Speaker:And honestly, what a smart way to get rid of beer that's expiring.
Speaker:Oh, yeah. It's genius. There's a huge grocery store
Speaker:where we live. I don't know if they do it anymore,
Speaker:because I used to work really close to it, and I would always stop there,
Speaker:you know, for my beer. Either to work or from work. Mhm.
Speaker:And when they would get out of cold beer, they would just take
Speaker:the four pack and they would put like $2.50 and they'd put it in
Speaker:a shopping cart and they would have this whole shopping cart
Speaker:full of close dated beers. That would be $2.50 for the whole
Speaker:four pack. Yeah. Smart. I mean. Yeah. And I definitely bought from
Speaker:there multiple times. Yeah. You know, get back what you spent
Speaker:on it so you don't lose money, but, you know, discount it.
Speaker:So maybe it flies off the shelf a little.
Speaker:Which have you ever looked at? Uh, total wines, discount rack.
Speaker:I don't think they have one where we are. Oh.
Speaker:The one we have, there's, like, a little four foot section of,
Speaker:like, the single cans. Ah. And they'll have, like,
Speaker:clearanced out beers, but they're like two bucks off a four pack
Speaker:or some shit. Like it's kind of. Yeah, it's super lame.
Speaker:Yeah, it's a total win for you. Slightly better than bevmo.
Speaker:But, uh, they still treat their stuff like shit.
Speaker:All right, a little news, big breaking news, 21st amendment
Speaker:to wind down operations and close their taprooms. Wow.
Speaker:Big name in the craft beer world. 21st amendment brewery ceasing
Speaker:operation after 25 years is founder Sean O'Sullivan and Nico
Speaker:Freccia seek a buyer for the legacy craft beer brand.
Speaker:Over the next 60 days, 21st amendment will wind down operations at its
Speaker:San Leandro production facility, with a target date during the
Speaker:first week of November. The company plans to maintain its
Speaker:taproom at the facility and Second Street in San Francisco as long as
Speaker:possible, depending on staffing. The news is a reversal of a plan
Speaker:announced last week. So this is weird.
Speaker:So last week this was dropped that they're going to close down
Speaker:the week before, they posted on social media that the founders were
Speaker:stepping away from daily operations and transitioning the roles to a
Speaker:new CEO who had taken over with the goal of building a platform.
Speaker:So I was like, oh, okay. News. And then a week later,
Speaker:big news said, this is all very new. A week ago, we were moving in
Speaker:different direction, and we were excited about a potential path
Speaker:forward with building a platform, but it just wasn't tenable.
Speaker:So a pivot had to be made. Those plans had been in the works
Speaker:since early July, but changed relatively suddenly last week.
Speaker:Frechette explained a financial lender that 21st amendment was
Speaker:working with to grow the business ultimately decided against moving
Speaker:forward with the transition due to the industry's mounting challenges
Speaker:and no clear path forward. He said the lenders aren't
Speaker:necessarily craft beer people. They're money people,
Speaker:and they can see the challenges ahead at a certain point.
Speaker:I think somebody decided we better step back before we get in too deep.
Speaker:He and O'Sullivan are still open to exploring a sale of the 21st
Speaker:amendment brand. Our hope is that the brand will
Speaker:live on and that there will be opportunities coming down the line.
Speaker:21st Amendment's workforce was informed of the plans last Wednesday.
Speaker:Huh. It's big news in the craft world.
Speaker:That's wild. Yeah. I was very surprised to see that.
Speaker:Yeah. Shit's getting tough for craft
Speaker:breweries. No, I think there's been like,
Speaker:4 or 5 in Milwaukee alone that had shut down this past summer.
Speaker:Yeah. And it seems like, uh. And some good ones, too. Yeah.
Speaker:And it's just harder to have that big craft beer brand, um,
Speaker:be financially attainable. Yeah. Which makes you think, like, the
Speaker:ones that are succeeding and still doing it. Mhm. Good for them. Yeah.
Speaker:Honestly, these days it almost seems like the way to go is to just
Speaker:have that taproom footprint with maybe some small local distro and,
Speaker:you know, not have plans of taking over the world. Right.
Speaker:I think that's you get too overzealous, you know, and uh,
Speaker:you get, you know, peak popularity and you think that's
Speaker:just because you have so much success in one spot that you're like,
Speaker:oh, hey, now we can expand and have success here and there,
Speaker:and it's just not how it works. Yeah, it just doesn't seem to be
Speaker:the way anymore. When you go to the polls this
Speaker:coming election, make sure you vote for beer.
Speaker:Maine Beer Co responsible for such beers as lunch, which is delicious.
Speaker:Founder Dan Kleban is launching a US Senate run.
Speaker:Maine Beer co-founder Dan Kleban has entered the Maine race to unseat
Speaker:longtime Senator Susan Collins, Kleban said in a video.
Speaker:I'm running for US Senate because politicians in Washington.
Speaker:They're making it harder to do what's right for Maine.
Speaker:They're trampling on the values of Mainers. I guess that's a thing.
Speaker:And tearing this country apart. Kleban was laid off from a law firm
Speaker:in 2008, and opened Maine Beer with his brother one year later,
Speaker:channeling his frustration with the corporations whose actions
Speaker:led to the Great Recession into building a people centric company.
Speaker:He said, my brother and I were set out to
Speaker:prove you could run a successful business by doing what's right.
Speaker:We promised ourselves that anybody we hired would get a living wage,
Speaker:employee health care, fully paid profit sharing and
Speaker:retirement plan. Well. Hear, hear. I can't vote in Maine, but,
Speaker:you know, you got my vote. Yeah, well, let's get this guy
Speaker:in office. Yeah, let's do it. Let's vote for beer. Oh, yeah.
Speaker:If he really wants to get elected, he's like one free beer for
Speaker:every man, woman and child. Or a free beer per vote,
Speaker:I don't know. There you go. No, it's super illegal.
Speaker:But, hey, it's worth a shot. That would be awesome. Yeah.
Speaker:Uh, an Ohio cop allegedly shows up drunk to a 911 call. Walbridge, Ohio.
Speaker:Michael Irvin was removed from duty following an August 23rd incident,
Speaker:which Michael Irvin. The receiver. Probably.
Speaker:Might be receiving in jail. Oh, boy. In which he responded to a late
Speaker:night call from residents who were concerned about a possibly
Speaker:open vehicle in a potential break in at their home.
Speaker:When Ervin arrived, the couple suspected he was impaired
Speaker:and contacted police dispatch. Additional officers from Wallbridge
Speaker:Wallbridge, along with units from nearby departments and emergency
Speaker:services were sent to the scene. Wallbridge Police Chief Ken Campbell
Speaker:and Sergeant Bob Miller is just the whitest Ohio names ever gave
Speaker:Ervin a portable breath test, which showed a blood alcohol level
Speaker:of 0.27. Oh, no, I wish. No, no. Just barely over. 1168. Okay.
Speaker:Ervin was immediately taken off duty and officially terminated
Speaker:two days later. The mayor of Walbridge,
Speaker:Edward Kolenko, said the village took fast action to address the situation
Speaker:and launch an internal investigation. Ervin was surprisingly not wearing
Speaker:his body camera at the time of the incident. Shocker. Yeah.
Speaker:Uh, no charges have been filed yet, but authorities say the case
Speaker:remains under investigation. And potential charges could
Speaker:include operating a vehicle while intoxicated and handling a
Speaker:firearm while under the influence. I bet it accidentally fell off
Speaker:the body cam. Yeah, that's probably what happened.
Speaker:Yeah. Sounds reasonable. It's amazing.
Speaker:Should we end this with a trip to Florida? Yes, please. Okay.
Speaker:Florida man arrested after driving lawnmower on busy toll road. Okay.
Speaker:I feel like this happens every day in Florida.
Speaker:This is just a Tuesday in Florida. I'm just throwing it out there.
Speaker:Yeah, this could be, like, Vanessa or something. Hi, Vanessa. Vanessa.
Speaker:Just going to work listening to craft beer on her lawn mower.
Speaker:Florida Highway Patrol troopers arrested a man Friday morning
Speaker:after witnesses reported a slow moving hazard on Suncoast Parkway.
Speaker:It was a riding lawnmower just after 8:30 a.m., multiple cars
Speaker:reported a man operating the mower erratically along the southbound
Speaker:lanes of the toll road near the Citrus and Hernando County line.
Speaker:Well, that's how you get cops to show up. Tell me. Blew through a toll.
Speaker:Traffic cameras confirmed the unusual vehicle heading south,
Speaker:and troopers caught up to it just past the US 98 exit.
Speaker:The driver, identified as 38 year old Christopher Spain.
Speaker:That's a poor name if I've ever heard one. Christopher. What?
Speaker:Spain. Like the country? Oh. Oh, okay. That's. Yeah. All right.
Speaker:He was pulled over without incident. Troopers say he showed multiple
Speaker:signs of impairment, including small pupils, flushed skin, dry mouth,
Speaker:which I want to know how they figured that out. And nasal irritation.
Speaker:They also noted he had a small blue straw in his back pocket,
Speaker:and was frequently clearing his throat, sniffing and spitting
Speaker:during the stop. I'm sure the straw had something
Speaker:to do with the nasal irritation. I have a feeling you may be correct.
Speaker:Uh, Spain refused to perform field sobriety tests and was arrested
Speaker:for driving under the influence. He was taken to Hernando County Jail
Speaker:and released later that day on only $500 bond. Yeah, there you have.
Speaker:It. Sounds about right. Yeah, he was only one gator
Speaker:short of a full bingo card. What a story. What a story.
Speaker:What a man. All right, that's it. Flex. That's it. All right.
Speaker:Good to see you, buddy. Yeah, it's good to be seen.
Speaker:Yeah, it's been way too long. Tell you what.
Speaker:I'm gonna hit some music, gonna head up on out of here,
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