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Nate ChelseyBD, happy March 1st

Happy March in like A' lion out like A' lamb, right?

Isn't that, isn't that the whole thing?

ba, or is that A'?

What's the difference between A' sheep and A'?

Lamb?

'I.

Don't know.

Oh god.

Trey Mary had A' little lamb.

Was that A' sheep?

Are they interchangeable?

Oh no.

Lambs and sheeps are different.

'I don't know.

Trey.

Oh, is A' lamb?

A' baby.

lambkin and sheep.

Sw.

is A' lamb.

A'

A'.

M

is A'.

Lamb.

A'

No, they say you.

U e w E.

'I.

Dunno.

We don't have the answer.

Let's move off this topic.

ChelseyBD, how is your,

Key differences Explained.

Okay.

'I tell.

different.

This is A' educational podcast.

Sheep is A', wooly, uh, mammal that is related to the goat

Good job.

my week is good.

You know, trudging A', long 'I went to A' breathwork Sound Healing Circle.

So that was way more my speed than going out.

'I did.

But you know, 'I got to wear pajamas.

'I got to bring A' blanket.

'I was very comfortable.

Did A', little bit of active breathing, which 'I think 'I needed.

did you fall asleep?

No, but 'I was in A'.

Meditative state for sure.

Are you drinking out of the soda stream?

sounds, yeah, because 'I, as 'I mentioned last week, 'I don't have

Still.

point in putting it in A' Cup.

Wow.

Trey.

Just thinking of you without ice brings me A'.

Tremendous amount of sadness.

Thank you.

Hopefully it'll be fixed.

'I.

Hope so, 'I.

Hope.

So.

How has your, other than the fact that your ice is still not working,

Life's pretty good.

You know, 'I love Spring cleaning.

'I.

My allergies don't love it, but 'I love it.

We got A' new comforter, which is very exciting.

You know, we do have two dogs and they sleep in the bed with us like,

But we had A' black comforter, and that's really challenging because you can see

Black comforter is not the way to go black.

Really anything.

It's just it.

You would think it would be, it would hide stains, which is gonna come up in my Complaint,

Yeah, we, so we now have A' White Comforter, which I'm loving.

It's so great.

And yeah.

You know, 'I love it.

I'm, I'm happy it's still very cold, but 'I know that, you know, March

Uh, seasons

the computer freezing or is this your brain going offline?

It's me.

It's me.

'I.

Just know that we're getting closer to winter being over, which is nice.

It's crazy to think like 'I also feel like January went so fast and then February always

It's like, how are we already in March?

time just goes by so fast.

Like 'I 'I.

When 'I went to that, that party last week, 'I 'I saw this girl that 'I, guess 'I hadn't

Like how old is your baby now?

And she was like two years old.

And 'I was like,

Oh my

what happened two time?

Like what?

That is wild.

remember when we were kids and it was like, 'I can't wait to graduate.

Like, oh my gosh, 'I have to get through middle school and 'I have

Like, it just felt like time went so

Time did, but it's like 'I guess time is relative right to your age and

Definitely.

they're not lying when they say time starts moving faster and faster.

I've really, it's like the blink of an eye anyway.

Speaking about things that are annoying, like time, do you have

Trey?

Do you need to?

Lodge, A', Complaint.

'I 'I.

Definitely do.

All right, so 'I, this just happened to me and 'I was thinking like, oh, this is so obnoxious.

'I cut myself so insanely on my laundry basket.

Is it wicker?

No, it's one like A' plastic laundry basket.

underneath like one of the like circular.

You got like A' paper cut.

You got A' paper cut, but with plastic.

So like 'I, this happens all the time.

These are the like stair light or whatever, like laundry baskets and they're amazing.

But 'I really have nicked or cut or scratched or scraped myself on these baskets.

A' lot.

But this one is so severe that like the minute and 'I was literally like

'I was taking it out of the dryer, putting it in the basket.

And somehow like my finger like caught one of the little hole slits on the side

Not.

Okay.

was like, wow, this is really awful.

And then the more 'I thought about it, 'I was like, wait, 'I 'I, like 'I actually

Why are the sides so sharp?

'I.

Not that we want anyone else to cut themselves, but is it time to donate the baskets and start A'?

Start A' New

'I mean they're not even old.

Like

No 'I know.

That's why I'm saying like donate them to somebody who would like, like them and then

what kind of baskets do you

much drama.

'I, don't U 'I have 'I, just use A' bag.

'I.

Don't use A' basket.

Does that make me uncivilized?

No.

No, not at all.

but 'I do think that there are boxes that are me.

'I originally thought wicker, and then 'I was like, did one of the sticks.

Like ye like 'I, don't know.

They do make baskets out of other.

Materials,

be worth looking into.

Just saying, cuz I've been there and it's like one of those things, especially when it's on

You know, every time you wash your hands it's like owie.

Yes.

Every, literally every time 'I wash my hand, 'I feel it.

And then even when I'm getting into bed, like 'I can feel it like, and it's A', deep gash.

Like this is truly the definition of A' gash.

That's insane.

Wait, you were talking about wicker baskets.

Did you have those growing up?

Cuz we definitely had whisk

Yeah, we did.

Yeah.

Yeah.

'I

Love A'.

Wiggle

them that much.

Yeah.

that's my Complaint.

'I don't wanna get cut when I'm cleaning.

ChelseyBD, what is your Complaint this week?

Okay, so my Complaint, again, like one of those 'I, guess 'I.

Don't have anyone to blame but myself things.

But just something that's really annoying is, you know, when you like get dressed

So you like go to the fridge and maybe there's like 'I, don't know leftover pad tie or something

'I mean, why?

Why is this Murphy A' Murphy?

Are you back?

Why is it that this always happens to me?

Like right when I'm about to run out the door?

I'm not gonna leave the house looking like A' slob.

So 'I have to do it, but it's just like annoying to me.

Now.

'I have to wash that item that 'I didn't even wear for more than two

'I have to hope that that stain comes out cuz it's food.

'I can't deal with it right now cuz 'I need to run out the door.

So it's gonna sit there for A' while

you know, when this, this really happens to me all the time.

'I, 'I have never formulated this until you just complained about it.

Uh huh.

This always happens to me with coffee cuz I'm often wanting to make A' little

A' lot to me that 'I will, 'I will like be trying to drink it quick and it'll dribble A'.

was gonna say, it must be like the quickness with it.

Cause I'm not like, like there's some people, I'm not gonna put anybody on

Like I'm not that kind of person.

I'm not constantly staining myself.

It just feels like in these moments, 'I guess.

Maybe it's the rushing,

'I think so, but it happens to me all the time.

And also 'I do like to, if I'm gonna be in the car for A', little bit 'I do like to have A'

But 'I inevitably will Splish splash with that coffee and it's so frustrating.

So annoying and then like what 'I mean.

There's been times when I've just been like, screw it.

I'm gonna put the shirt like the inside out or not inside out.

I'm gonna turn it around if I'm like wearing A' jacket, I've had to do that before cuz

Yeah,

'I.

Hear you.

That that is A' very annoying.

Oh God.

Well, I'm glad that we've survived it and that we've made it here safely

once again, we're like sort of lined up on our complaints cuz

Very

Right.

and A' couple of weeks back with the crumbs and

That's what I'm saying.

We're very, we're of the same mind Trey.

It's, it is, it's frightening and exciting at the same time.

Well, 'I wanna take this shared community of energy and launch into

Oh my God, that makes me very excited.

Please, can we jump in?

do.

Review, That, Review.

As you know, we are your trustee.

Review Queens.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you A' review.

We break it down and we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns.

It's A', very regal process that we like to call.

That, Kvetch.

Yes.

And Trey, it is your turn to bring in A' review this week.

So what have you got for us?

All right, so today 'I have A' four star Amazon Review,

Oh my God.

Okay.

'I.

Don't remember A' why or how 'I found this, but thank God 'I did cuz we need to talk about manner.

Oh my god.

'I.

'I.

We have A'.

Lot of thoughts on mayonnaise, but we'll get into that after 'I guess.

So let me tell you, this is A' four star review written by the straw man.

V like Victor.

No, the t h

A' V the straw man.

Yes.

And this was written on July 28th, 2015.

Okay.

And important to note, it does say in green font.

Vine customer review of free product.

Okay.

Interesting.

All right, so this was A' coerced review to some regard.

Right?

And 'I don't think Vine exists anymore.

Okay.

So this is for Hellmann's real mayonnaise 11

like the app?

Like the video app.

That's what I'm

Oh, okay.

Weird.

Hey, hey, hey.

It's Trey from the editing bay.

All right.

While editing this episode, 'I have done A' little more research.

Whenever you see the vine voice badge and green letters on Amazon, it refers

Not that six second video app that Instagram destroyed.

Amazon Vine is A' program that gives customers free products in

It does not necessarily mean that they're coerced.

If you leave A' negative review, it doesn't impact your score and Amazon reserves the

You also cannot, according to npr, sell those items as A' secondhand offer.

It is an invitation only program.

They're A' little hazy on their requirements, but we do know that Amazon looks for the reviewer's

Okay, so now you know, and as the episode continues, anytime we

Ha ha.

They're so stupid.

They didn't do any research.

But now 'I have Love you.

Bye.

All right.

Go ahead.

So this is for Hellmann's real mayonnaise size 11 and A'

Here we go.

Subject is more control over how you make your sandwich.

Okay.

And here is the straws four star review.

When it comes to mayonnaise, 'I think that Hellman's is pretty much A' staple.

Although 'I do enjoy the flavor of craft.

There have been many new incarnations of mayo recently, Chipotle olive

Well, this time it isn't the flavor that is being revamped, rather the packaging, this

The idea here is to have better control over placement on sandwiches and whatnot.

'I can say without A' doubt, this has reinvented ketchup since most.

The packaging for ketchup now is the squeeze bottle.

'I have to say, for the most part, this squeeze bottle is A' success.

However, 'I noticed that the consistency of the mayo seemed A', bit creamier than that of

'I believe the reason for this is that if the substance was too thick,

As for taste, 'I, notice A', slight and 'I mean slight difference in taste.

This isn't A' bad thing.

It is just my observation as for control when applying well, it is spot on 'I

'I used this mayo for both sandwiches and making tuna fish salad.

The application on bread was great.

'I was able to apply and didn't need to use A' knife to spread it on the.

As for the tuna salad, 'I felt like 'I needed to use more from this container than

'I believe that is due to the fact that the product itself was creamier than standard Mayo.

Overall A' nice product.

Yet 'I wouldn't stop using the stuff out of the.

'I

'I feel this product is ideal only for making sandwiches.

And this might seem like nitpicking, but the container is 11.5 ounces.

Come on and just make it an even 12 ounces.

Is it really hurting anyone?

Oh wow.

Okay, so this is 11.5 ounces.

Yes,

Wow, that was quite A' review Donn.

Don't think I've ever heard anyone get so in depth about reviewing mayonnaise.

What 'I kept wondering is like, does anybody not know what A' squeeze bottle does?

Like A', lot of this stuff felt very intuitive that like, you know, the, the,

Like, 'I.

Very odd.

Um, but cool.

You know, 'I.

A', okay.

'I wanted to bring this in for like eight different reasons and they're all because of you.

So like why 'I think this is so funny?

Because oftentimes when we are reviewing stupid products on Amazon, you always mention.

We know what it is.

We're buying it on Amazon.

So 'I thought it was interesting cuz this is 2015 'I.

Don't remember when ketchup bottles switched from being the glass jars to the squeeze bottles.

'I do remember those jars of mayonnaise and they do tend to be squeezy now.

So 'I was like,

But they still make the jar.

They still make the jars.

Yes.

'I was like, oh, maybe this is A' time capsule of when that switch was happening.

Okay.

But

like, yeah, like maybe it was more exciting in 2015.

'I don't know.

but you know what 'I think is really fascinating to me.

This really feels like an essay that 'I would have written an English class in the ninth grade.

And the reason 'I say that is because.

love Mayo

No, no, no, no.

The straw man is basically saying nothing in this review,

Right.

but repeats it over and over and over.

For sure.

What was 'I gonna say?

Like, is it creamier than A'?

Is it

if 'I, if it was because if it wasn't creamier 'I, think it

Oh my.

The fact

'I use it for making sandwiches.

And it was creamier than the standard.

We know it was creamier than the standard.

We definitely brought that up A' few times, which is interesting.

'I did think that was an interesting point.

Okay.

Like 'I, don't know why.

Here's A' thing.

'I.

Gotta be honest guys.

So 'I don't really have A' problem with mayonnaise.

Like 'I will use mayonnaise and things.

I'm like 'I have A'.

Little bit of A' ski factor, but like not, not really.

I've gotten, got A' gotten over it.

My dad.

Has like A' near fear of mayonnaise.

think he claimed that he like got stuck behind A' Hellman's truck one time

'I don't know if that was A' lie or not.

Either way, the man is like terrified of mayonnaise.

He will not eat mayonnaise.

He will not eat anything that is even remotely creamy because he thinks

In it.

One time we went to A' restaurant in Big Sur.

We were, my parents and 'I were driving up the coast and we stopped at this restaurant.

He ordered A' sandwich.

He specifically told them no mayonnaise.

He took A'.

Huge bite of the sandwich.

and there was mayonnaise on it and he like immediately like spit it out.

It was like A' whole show.

He was so upset.

'I.

Think he did bring him A' new sandwich, but it was like he was beside himself.

Like, what if 'I had an allergy?

So 'I just wanna point out that there's like A', lot of the population 'I

Which 'I would imagine would be almost exemplified by the squeeze bottle

You know what 'I mean?

Like the sound of it coming out of the squeeze bottle.

I'm sure there's gotta be other people that are list listeners.

If you have an issue with mayonnaise, you can call in and tell us about it.

1 8 5 0 review.

Zero.

But 'I wanna point out that straw man is not one of those people.

No straw, very much A' proponent.

Really likes mayonnaise.

So 'I do think that if the strawman were to write 'I, think the strawman

Which makes me wonder, maybe they were A' huge vine star that used A' lot of mayo or something

Yeah.

'I.

Yeah, 'I agree.

You know, my sister is someone who hates mayonnaise as

Oh, really?

And yeah.

And I'm hearing now like 'I really don't like sour cream, and I'm noticing sour cream

Yeah.

My dad wouldn't eat.

He definitely wouldn't eat tower cream either.

'I don't need soap cream.

'I think it's really

Yeah.

but 'I think he would eat yogurt.

'I.

Think.

Yeah.

Okay.

Right.

There are some yogurt.

It's like 'I can't do Chobani.

Chobani is too gross to me.

But 'I like Faye,

All right.

There you

here nor there.

But 'I do love mayonnaise like, but 'I.

'I, like A', little A' little mayonnaise.

'I am someone that doesn't want,

'I don't want

squeeze.

A' sandwich.

Yeah.

'I don't want it squirting out of the

Uhuh.

No, but 'I love like potato salad.

'I love egg salad.

It's my favorite thing about the high

Yeah.

Yeah.

'I the same.

'I.

I'm A'.

Big ex salad girl.

Wait, does your dad like cream cheese,

'I.

Think

like on bagels?

'I.

Think.

No.

'I Feel like 'I just found that that out recently that he.

'I love cream cheese.

He doesn't, so,

Okay.

Wait, growing up, did you have, did you have mayonnaise in your fridge?

Like were you able to put it on sandwiches?

Yes, because my mom, 'I.

'I don't 'I.

'I.

'I.

How do 'I say this without coming up?

Obnoxious 'I.

Don't think it's A'.

Very Jewish thing to put mayonnaise on sandwiches unless it's like A' tuna salad or an egg salad.

You know, we're not it like for us it was A' much more common to put mustard.

on like A' Turkey or something like that.

It would be mustard.

Like we wouldn't put Mayo was only when 'I got like older and 'I

That 'I would be like A' mustard, little Mayo.

But that was sort of like, we never did that growing up cuz that was

Don't know.

It was just like, not something that was done in our household, but we definitely ha we

My mind is blown at this because is that A'?

Is that A' cultural thing?

Because we didn't really do mustard.

We did mayonnaise.

'I think it is?

Yes.

Cuz it's like white bread with like May and A'.

Like it's just like A'.

Very

Wait listener right now.

If you are listening to this, will you please reach out to us?

You, you don't have to call if you don't want to.

Will you DM us?

Will you just like comment on Instagram, 'I?

Is anything coming up for you in this conversation?

Listener about mayonnaise being cultural?

Are you A' Mayo family?

Are you A' mustard family?

Was it like A' thing in your household?

Mayo versus mustard?

also have A'.

Question for you.

What was the brand growing

It was always helmets.

really?

it's gotta be helmets.

Yes.

Hells is the

my mom was always Miracle Web.

Oh, Trey

Yeah,

Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise.

Miracle Whip A' is like the margarine to to to

Well that you just answered my question before 'I

know, like butter is to marg.

Butter is to margarine as miracle Whip is to

And we always were margarine as well, but

Do it really.

southern 'I come from A' trashy southern family.

So.

Okay.

But that was, you answered my question because 'I want to say, what is real mayonnaise?

Why is it Hellman's real mayonnaise and 'I?

Guess it's

'I was gonna say 'I do like that it's real.

Yeah.

That it says because it's like 'I.

Guess the actually eggs or what?

'I don't know.

'I don't know.

The point is this is A'.

Lot of discussion about mayonnaise.

What is the back to the review.

What is the reinvented ketchup line?

Cuz 'I.

'I like got A' little bit confused cuz we were like talking about mayonnaise so

Was that like A' moment aside of just now we're just reviewing squeeze bottles

You did it for the ketchup and you did it again for the mayo.

it sound sounds to me like it's A', non-sequitur word count so that

But yes, they're basically saying like they have reinvented ketchup by doing the squeeze bottle.

And so I'm seeing that we're now doing that with Mayo.

It's basically 'I think

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Fair.

Fair.

Spelling and grammar is really spot on for the most part.

There is A' point where 'I think they, like they, there's some typo or

And then also there's one part where 'I think they leave out A', comma, cuz it

'I think there would be 'I notice A', slight comma and 'I mean slight,

Yeah.

'I feel like that's, Nitpicky like 'I.

Think that 'I think we can give them A', high grade on spelling and grammar.

Yeah.

But there's definitely A', lot of redundancy.

It's very, it's very fluff.

It just feels very fluff.

really this review could have just been like 'I, like it, it seems A',

The application is definitely great for sandwiches, not as much for the other one.

Wish it was bigger.

Do we think that they're being truthful or shady?

'I 'I think they're being truthful.

'I mean they're like 'I.

Just think this must be someone who's passionate about mayonnaise.

'I don't know.

'I do believe that.

They think it seems creamier like 'I.

Think that's true.

and them saying slight 'I mean slight 'I.

Think they're acknowledging, they're like, they got A' really refined mayonnaise palette because

but they made it four stars for that.

cuz it was just slight.

if it's that slight, is that worthy of A'?

Full star

To them 'I.

Guess it to me, 'I thought 'I was A'.

Very inter 'I.

Don't think 'I have ever heard anybody that used A' squeeze mayonnaise

I'm gonna keep buying the squeeze mayonnaise, but I'm also gonna buy the

The jar.

Yeah.

jar like 'I.

Think that that is interesting to me.

Like that's like A' heavy Mayo user.

Although maybe like 'I, like when you're making chicken salad or egg salad, maybe

Don't know.

Maybe it does make sense, but 'I

speaking of nitpicking, ending with the whole point about like, why

Just make it 12 'I.

Think that's just like very silly and.

Yeah,

And then 'I also like in this whole conversation about like A' time capsule,

Because it doesn't seem that outrageous to me as it did when there were companies that

right?

like 'I is also like neither here nor there, but then when the company

What are you doing?

This is crazy.

That's too far.

too far.

You've gotten too, what was, what is that called?

'I?

Forgot.

There's A' name for that.

'I.

Can't remember.

Anyway.

Okay.

Humor.

Is there humor in this 'I

'I.

Mean 'I.

Thought it was funny, only because 'I think it's so funny that somebody would like wax so poetic

about

mayonnaise and then also just like go in such A' specificity with

Like, you know, just like so many things were so funny to me.

Um, You know the control when you're applying it.

No gross stripping, like so much passion 'I feel like went into this review.

'I just left wondering as 'I often am and as you sort of called me out for.

Before I'm, I'm left wondering, like, I've gone to Amazon, I'm going to buy

I'm gonna read the reviews anyway.

Am 'I like learning something from this review or is everything that's stated pretty obvious?

Oh well that's right.

This time capsule thing.

But then I'm also hearing cuz 'I don't know much about mayonnaise like 'I.

I'm not someone that's like 'I have to buy A' me whip cuz my mom always had A' me.

Like for some reason now I'm gonna be vulnerable here and I'm gonna share the

off putting to me 'I.

Don't know what this is.

I've never formulated this thought before, but 'I think.

'I genuinely buy craft.

If I'm gonna buy mayonnaise and 'I, think there's something that feels

LogoVora.

It feels A'.

Little 'I not cold.

It feels like bla 'I.

Don't know.

It's something about it feels A'.

Little like not 'I.

Don't know what the word is.

It 'I.

Don't know 'I that I'm hearing.

had the Hellmann's light, which was A' Blue

Oh,

which was like, even 'I, mean 'I.

Don't, to be frank, 'I don't use if I'm, when 'I buy mayonnaise at this point, because I'm

right.

Yes.

But again, like everybody is looking for something different.

'I, think for A'.

Lot of people, it's like if you're going there and you're putting mayonnaise

as well get the real

you might as well get the helmets, you know, or what, you

Oh, my point here is that I'm hearing I've never considered like this

So I'm like, oh.

So like if I'm going to the reviews to sort of learn about helmets, then maybe I'm sort of like,

Don't know.

I'm just 'I.

Mean.

We're talking about A' review, about A', squeeze bottle of mayonnaise, like it's

A' four star review about mayonnaise, but you know, also non-sequitur.

But when you think, when you hear mayonnaise, do you think of Doug like Patty or the Mayonnaises?

For me.

Whoa.

No, but 'I loved Patty Manness,

Love Patty Mayonnaise.

common fluke, typical

Well 'I, mean 'I do think that it's common and that the

When they say 'I, guess like.

Straw.

Sorry.

The straw man.

The straw man.

. The straw man is speaking for the people when he's talking about like

Because 'I do think that, like that's A' common experience.

Like if this were, if this were, like you were saying, some sort of novelty and 'I was A' parent,

So 'I think that that's like maybe A' common reaction if we're gonna go with 2015 was the

Well, 'I don't know if that's true, but that's where this review's from

Right.

But we think that this assumption might be

'I think

seven years ago it was like just becoming A' little bit more

Yeah.

So like is there any impact for you or is this A' deal breaker?

Like are there like this four star review that's just talking about the squeeze

'I did think that like for A', second when straw man,

The straw man,

the straw man.

Thank you

you

for A' second when this.

'I know the, when the straw man talked about the creaminess, even though they brought it up A' lot

Like it didn't bother me, but it did like get my wheels turning A' little bit to like, oh

That is true because like with the squeeze bottle, you really can't!

shake it and you can hear it moving around, sloshing around.

But when you think back to those jars, if you shook the jar, it's not going anywhere.

Like it's like pre Exactly.

It's like pretty

probably is different.

Right.

They probably did have to like liquefy

more olive oil or whatever

Yeah.

Yeah.

Which maybe made it creamier, but that doesn't, creamier is usually better in my

But 'I did think it was an interesting observation.

So I'll give the straw man that.

'I.

Think 'I can crown the straw man.

How are you feeling?

'I.

'I am feeling conflicted.

I'm not gonna lie, like 'I, 'I don't really know how to go into this, this starring cuz it is

but take yourself back or not.

'I mean like in 2015, like if you had never had A', squeezy, bottle of mayonnaise.

'I mean it's such A'.

Little investment, but like,

All right, I'll take myself back.

but also like what is the situation about the Vine?

Customer review of A' free product.

Like,

Oh, good point.

like 'I mean.

Now I'm getting into my

All right.

All right.

Yeah, yeah.

All right.

Okay.

Let's crown.

All right.

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

Queens are Tabulating school.

Okay, I'm holding up four crowns.

Trey is holding up three and A' half crowns for the straw man.

'I, you know, 'I think 'I was being A'.

Little bit overly generous with the four crowns, especially when you mentioned that

That being said, like 'I did kind of get A' chuckle out of it, and

Did some due diligence here, really explaining the different applications, the consistency of

A' thought out, right?

Well spelled pretty good grammar review even if it was coerced, like there was

That probably went into making this review.

And for that reason, 'I went with four crowns for the strawman.

Why did you go three and A'?

Half

So I'm just really conflicted because like I'm trying to consider

And like it's irrelevant today.

Also, like it is really weird to write this long of A' review on mayonnaise.

Also, why is Hellmans giving out like free products for reviews like it's

For whatever reason, the straw man was really embellishing the review

Like it, it look, it reads longer than

like an asset.

information inside of it.

Like 'I do think they're being very redundant.

They're really just saying nonsense things.

It's all fluff, but 'I kind of think it's funny and 'I appreciate, like I've

And like, so 'I said three and A' half.

Cuz it really feels very middle to me.

Like 'I.

Think it was A' free product.

'I mean we know it was A' free product.

So like, you know, the four start like 'I don't know.

It's like this is A' review mayonnaise, what are we doing?

What are we, what are we doing?

We are reviewing A' Review of mayonnaise.

Trey.

'I but 'I think it's really funny.

And 'I.

'I.

But 'I think it's bizarre that they randomly are like, like 'I.

Think they just needed more words.

So they were like, also like, why is it 11 and A' half ounces?

Like, like it just 'I.

Don't understand what's happening.

The strong man.

Who are you?

What's happening?

who are you?

What's happening?

Where am 'I?

What's going

should we do A' taste test on mayonnaise?

'I, that sounds so gross to me.

Is that must be someone's job.

Someone, yes, there is someone who's, who has that job and 'I hope that that

Yeah.

All right, well, there we go.

Hells Hammonds.

Real mayonnaise 'I cannot wait for all of the social media posts about mayonnaise

Oh my God, I'm about to be creative.

All right, well, that's it.

There we go.

We did

Okay.

We did it.

we have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Who are you inducting today?

Four.

My Royal.

Trey 'I Am so glad you asked.

'I wanna take this opportunity to maybe intro A' new segment on the show, if

Woo.

Woo woo.

New segment alert.

I'm gonna call this our Royal patron slash our Cheerio cheer.

And 'I wanna take an opportunity to call out one of our Patreon Queens.

And this week I'd like to mention Francis Fields.

Francis, thank you so much.

You've been so supportive and so incredible, and thank you for joining us in our Patreon community.

Francis has said she'd like to take this opportunity because she's such A' Queen, to give

Directed A' Production of the Lion, the witch in the wardrobe.

Congratulations to the cast and crew.

We hope that you had an amazing run.

If you are listening to this, please remember to support live theater.

It is more important than ever.

We know that we haven't been getting out as much, but obviously, This is A' tremendous asset.

Being able to see live theater, be A' part of the community, support the people that are dedicating

So Francis, thank you for reminding us to support live theater, right?

You the best Queen.

thank you Francis.

And you know, this is one of the perks that happens when you become A' patron at A' certain

So thank you, Francis.

We both love you and Francis is A' very active member as ChelseyBD was saying,

Come on, let's do it.

Let's change the world through art.

Hello.

Hello?

If mayonnaise can change, so can we.

That's right.

Don't put us in A' bottle though.

Don't squeeze us.

Don't cram

Don't squeeze.

Don't what?

What?

We are the Queens of Segueways.

I'll tell you that.

we A'.

You know, we're gonna try.

And that's what makes theater great is that there's trying, and if you

Try and try.

A' mayonnaise

That's right.

Exactly.

We love you Francis.

Thank you for being A' supporter.

Join our Patreon so you can get A'.

Shout out too and help, you know, promote things that are important in your life.

We love you all.

So that's it.

Queen.

We did A'.

That's another round on the R you A' creamy tube rq.

Ferris Wheel of Snowman.

Strawman the.

Oh my God, I'm sorry.

The straw man.

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But do call in y'all cuz 'I want to hear about your mayonnaise stories?

I'm actually 'I am very serious.

was gonna say, don't forget to slide into our dms and or A' call

Are you A' Mayo?

Are you A' mustard and A' mayo?

Where are you?

Where did you

or did you

How did you grow up?

How were you raised?

Were you raised in the north?

Were you raised in the south?

Yeah.

from Texas?

Like are you in the Midwest?

Like what's happen?

Yeah.

Can you make it in A' boat?

Can you make it in A'?

. Mm-hmm.

Mayonnaise.

On today's after show Pod, we are rating and reviewing A' one.review from

What,

Yeah.

Had you there for A'?

Second.

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wait, do you remember Balone?

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You love butterscotch, dumb Johns

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You know what was like A' real turning point for me in

Deese.

Really what?

Oh my God.

Trey.

This was like 'I.

Think when we were in middle school or something.

They came up with Deese, which was half Dijon mustard, half mayonnaise, and it was the only

It was not like the full mayonnaise.

I've literally never heard of.

Oh my God.

Trey 'I sending you some Deese.

You gotta get in the.

Do you happen?

'I.