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You're listening to "Grack Public Access" here on 101.7 FM,
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the "Grack" in Grackleton.
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I'm Tog Chesterfield, and I'm here with two co-hosts today.
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We have Parker Spoon.
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Hi, Parker.
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Hello.
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And as the wonderful voice of yesterday used to say,
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his name was Ed McMahon, and he used to say "Heyo."
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So I'll give you a "Heyo."
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"Heyo."
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"Heyo," I like that a lot.
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And we also have our new host that
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was brought to the show because--
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well, Jen told us-- because of the sponsors.
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And that was it.
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That was the end of the details.
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Is Maureen Faucet-Clooder?
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Hi, Maureen.
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Hi there, guys.
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Well, I would like to be the first one of--
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you know that thing, how in the Wizard of Oz,
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they had the people who welcomed everybody,
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and they did dances for Dorothy.
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And one of them were they--
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so I got you a lollipop.
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Because they had the lollipop killed.
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So I'm going to be--
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I'm the lollipop man in this episode.
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Thank you.
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I love that, Parker.
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I'm confused.
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Are you the lollipop, or are you giving me a lollipop?
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No, no, no.
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You're giving me your presence as a lollipop.
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Oh, it's a real lollipop.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yes, it is.
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It's a wonderful, swirly--
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this was a--
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I had to--
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I scraped up some loose change for this.
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This was-- it was more than a dollar.
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It was several dollars.
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Wow, I can't believe you went all out over a dollar
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on me, Maureen Faucet-Clooder.
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Well, thank you very much, Parker.
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I'm glad to be here.
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I'm glad I hope the listeners don't mind that I've
infiltrated,
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I guess, the show of yours.
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I was going to call it a little show,
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but it's not a little show.
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I mean, a lot of people in Gragleton listen to it.
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So--
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Yeah, oh, good.
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So do you know this for people who listen--
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people actually listen to what we have to say about that?
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Oh, absolutely.
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I'm all over the town talking to people all the time,
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and they talk about it.
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They talk about both of you.
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Oh, actually, I should say--
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I should tell people where we are.
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I haven't even told people where we are yet.
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Yes, please.
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Oh, sorry, Todd.
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Oh, no, no, it's no problem.
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We've got a new guest.
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Well, no, a new host, rather.
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It feels like a guest, but she's not a guest.
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Let's say host on trial.
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Host on trial.
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That's a good thing.
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I don't really know why--
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because of the sponsors means.
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And no offense, Maureen, but this is a very--
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Todd and I have what they call movie magic when we do this.
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Oh, I can see the magic right here happen in Beforma.
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I'm just happy to be here no matter why.
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So-- sorry, Todd.
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You were just about to say where we are, I guess.
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Yeah, so we're at the Gragleton Community Center.
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And we have a sponsor today.
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And the sponsor, I haven't written down right here,
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is the Litigious Lawyer Society.
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That's right, the Litigious--
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Sue, the diaper's right off you.
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And our theme for today is "Ocra."
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"Ocra."
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"Ocra."
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Now, let's unpack these one by one as we often do.
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First of all, I would like to not say anything that could,
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in any way, be litigious to anybody.
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So I guess that from a sponsorship perspective,
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that's a wonderful thing because we--
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I personally love everybody.
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So that's one.
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And "Ocra," I'm going to just say it out loud.
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It might be the one thing that I don't love.
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Really?
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That's interesting.
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You like so many foods, Parker.
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So why don't you love "Ocra?"
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Because one time, I never had "Ocra,"
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but somebody once told me it was slimy.
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And that always freaked me out because when I was a
youngster,
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I used to imagine-- you ever see that movie
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where it's called "Ghostbusters?"
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Yeah, I've seen that one.
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Yeah.
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So there's a character in there and his name's Slimy.
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And he would go and whatever the Ghostbusters would be,
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they'd be sitting around at home drinking coffee
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or eating cereal or whatever.
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And Slimy would be-- I guess he lived next door to them or
something.
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But he would always come in and he would always have this
grand entrance
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and he would eat their cereal without asking.
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And he was a rascal and I never liked him.
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And so I don't want--
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Yeah, well, you know what, "Ocra," that--
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Slimy makes sense to me because I've always heard
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and I've actually tasted "Ocra," they're right.
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It kind of-- it reminds me of mucus and that's what people
usually say.
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But yeah, it's like eating a whole bowl of snot.
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Snot isn't exact.
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Do you know why we're here in the lobby and not someplace
better in the community center?
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I mean, they've put us right by the bell that they ring for
the corn cake bake-off
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when it has a tie, they keep-- they ring it for every tie.
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It's a wonderful-- I'm not to be the contrarian here, but I
am--
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I love wonderful traditions and beautiful things like
bells.
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And whenever they ring the bell-- and I know it's because
they ring it to honor the ties in the bake-off--
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Yeah.
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But whenever I ring the bell, I imagine that perhaps
somebody found like a really good fitting pair of shoes.
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Or something nice like that.
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And in my mind, I'm just imagining somebody because, you
know, a lot of shoes that don't fit right,
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they can give you blisters on your heel and that's the worst.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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So--
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Oh, it's an awful feeling.
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Yeah.
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I'm okay with the bell.
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Yeah, well, I'm okay with it, but I thought you two that--
because you're doing a show and you've got your cassette
tapes.
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I mean, that's weird, but you got your cassette tapes right
here on the table.
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I mean, we're within like three feet of this-- the giant--
the bell.
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I mean, this is not a good place to do a radio show.
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1984 tie, 1996 tie, 1992 tie.
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I'm going to let Tog answer that because I have nothing to do.
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I-- you know, this morning I showed up and I had my bowl-- my
wonderful bowl of shredded wheat.
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And then Tog told me we were doing a show and made me come here.
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Yeah.
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Well, they put us here.
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They-- I didn't really have a choice.
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They just said, here, drag your table over by the lobby and
just kind of extend the-- extend the check-in desk.
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And they told-- they pointed by the bell.
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So why don't I go ask and see if we can move someplace quieter?
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Okay.
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That might be better.
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Thank you.
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Maureen, you're right.
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Can you-- you need to just do the community-- community
part of the show?
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No.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, no.
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Parker, you can do it.
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Can we talk--
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No, Tog.
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Yeah, Tog.
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Oh, I'm going to go talk-- I'm going to go talk to the manager
and see if we can maybe move to one of the rooms instead of
being underneath the bell.
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I think Maureen's right on this one, Parker.
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Oh, okay.
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I should have done this before we started recording, but I
can--
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You do me a favor.
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Okay.
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When you're out there.
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Sometimes in the library administrative society
offices, I don't know what that is, but there might not even
be that.
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I just-- it's a room with a lot of books.
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Right.
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They sometimes have a bowl of pasta salad that has
pepperoni in it.
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Oh, oh, that sounds good.
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Yeah.
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Can you get me some of that, please?
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Sure.
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Yeah, I'll look for it.
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It's okay.
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I'll try to get you some.
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It sits out because it's just, you know, it's just--
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Well, I think your stomach's used to it.
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I mean, your stomach's been through so much just while
we've been recording here, so I think you'll be fine even if
it's gone off a little bit.
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Can you come back soon?
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Okay, yeah, I will.
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You'll be fine with Maureen here.
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Okay.
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So just do the community connections.
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Okay, I'll be back.
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Bye.
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Bye there, Todd.
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All right, so we got-- we got-- what, Packer?
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Packer, already?
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Yeah, you're gonna do fine.
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You're gonna do fine.
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We got this.
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We got the notes and the cassette tapes.
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It says community on the top of this piece of paper.
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That's, I guess, what we're supposed to do.
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Okay, so just before we do that, let me paint a quick
seascape. This is something you might not be familiar
with, where we paint a wonderful seascape of-- it's the
audience's very much favorite part of the show.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah.
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Although--
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We're nowhere near the sea.
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I mean, I get that's the Graccleton thing or whatever.
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They like the ocean analogies or metaphors or whatever.
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Yeah.
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Okay, seascape.
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Yeah.
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On board.
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I'm gonna paint a quick seascape of the most vicious,
horrible email addresses that send me stuff.
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They have never insulted me directly over the seascape,
because in my mind, these people who send me these awful
messages, the other day, I opened up my email and somebody
had made a-- what appeared to be a claymation figure of me.
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And they put it into a microwave and they put the microwave
on high and then it melted.
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And then they spread the claymation figure of me onto a
piece of bread.
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And they-- you only saw the bottom part of their face,
because there were cowards and hiding their face.
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But then they ate the bread and then I was all over their face
and they had that thing where they have stubble, but it's
kind of-- it's not like good-looking stuff.
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It's like, you know, a movie star wouldn't have that kind of
stubble.
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Okay, so we're not dealing with a movie star eating a
claymation parker.
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Yeah, they licked their lips and it was disgusting.
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And I sat there--
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What does it look like?
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I mean, claymation in a microwave, you said.
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They melted it.
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I mean, that sounds fascinating.
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Can you say-- does-- I presume this is a video.
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They sent you a link to a video.
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Can you send me that link?
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I want to see.
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I don't want to continue the hurt basket enough.
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Right, right, right.
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There's so many different types of baskets and the bunny
basket has won up joy and the hurt basket is just-- well, you
know, moving on--
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Okay, so we're moving on to this community thing.
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It says community.
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[music]
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"Grat Connect."
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[music]
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"I have advice."
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[music]
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"Happy birthday."
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[music]
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"Where are you?"
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[music]
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This first one here, do you want me to read it, Parker, or do
you read these things?
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No, I don't-- I'm not allowed to read this.
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That's my understanding of the situation.
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You're not allowed to read it.
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I don't want to read it if I'm not allowed if we get into
trouble or something like that.
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Where's Tog?
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Tog?
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Tog's still gone.
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Tog?
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So, all right, so I'm going to-- I'll look.
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I'll just read it and we'll let the chips fall where they may.
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Okay.
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"I have advice coming in from Lucinda Bratt."
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Oh, hi, Lucinda.
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"This advice says to avoid using sour cream in your corn
cake recipes."
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Sour cream is-- that's good in a corn-- this sounds like
Lucinda wants to screw over people
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going into the corn cake bakeoff.
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That's what it sounds like to me, Parker.
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First of all, you're breaking our number one rule of the
show.
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You're saying some comments that could be what I would
consider litigious.
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Litigious, yeah.
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Yeah.
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But that's our sponsor for today, so we should be okay, I
think.
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You know, if you want to bend to the sponsors already,
Marine, then that is okay.
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Well, I know what I'm supposed to do.
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Am I supposed to bend to them or am I supposed to like hold
them up?
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I don't even know.
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It just says that I'm here for this deal with the sponsors or
something like that.
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I don't know.
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You might as well make a deal with Willy Wonka.
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Remember at the end of the thing, he went back-- it's like
there was a deal and he
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said, "You, sir, I get out of here, you."
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And then he blasted the person off in a spaceship or
something and hit the moon, I think.
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Oh, well, I have to believe you because I've never seen that
movie.
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I've heard a lot about it, but I've never seen it.
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It was one of the most mean-spirited things I ever saw and I
never want to see it again.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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Okay, so we got to be nice.
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Even if this advice is to screw other people over, we got to
be nice about the advice.
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Hi, Joanna.
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I think Joanna is over there.
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Oh, yeah.
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Joanna, that's one of Dawn's clients.
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That's one of Dawn's clients at the Business Insurance
Agency.
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Wonderful.
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Joanna is-- Hi, Joanna.
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Hey, Joanna.
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I'll tell Dawn I saw you.
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She wants to be on the air.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Yeah, no, I can say-- oh, she loves that.
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Look at the wave.
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Oh, yeah, she's got that nice wave.
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Yeah, hey.
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Yeah, I always try to mimic other people's waves to match
their waves.
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That actually is apparently a sociological thing that
you're supposed to do.
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You match somebody's wave, it makes them feel welcome.
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Oh, well, welcome everybody.
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Parker, Parker, Parker, show me your wave.
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Show me your wave.
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I'll try to match it.
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OK, if you can, don't look at my face while I do it because,
you know, obviously you can see why.
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Yeah, I can see your face.
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Your face looks fine, Parker.
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You look great.
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You look great.
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You got a-- I would say a face for TV, not a face for radio,
even though you're on radio.
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You got a face for TV, Parker.
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You know, you don't have to lie to me just because, you know,
I look like a dog vomit mushroom.
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Oh, you don't.
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See, Parker, Parker--
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That's in the rowing.
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Parker, you see, I never lie around the presence of a
cassette tape.
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I had to learn that in the '70s.
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So the cassette tapes are right here.
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We're being recorded and we're being sponsored by the
Litigious Society.
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So I don't lie in the presence of-- your face is good.
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Yeah.
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I mean, we'll agree to disagree.
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OK.
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I put my face, a picture of my face into one of those
artificial intelligence image recognition things.
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You ever see that where you can-- I don't know what it was.
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To be honest, there was a page and it looked like it was
from-- maybe it was from like the 1980s or something.
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And there were a lot of animated gifts and balloons, but it
said artificial intelligence.
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And I up-knew the picture of my face.
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Yeah.
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And it said-- it just-- it said-- I don't know why it said
this, but it said, "You look like an order of Mugu Gaipan."
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And I didn't like that.
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I love Mugu Gaipan.
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It's one of my favorite dishes.
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But I didn't want to be Mugu Gaipan.
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No, that's very specific, too.
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Yeah.
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That's very specific.
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I don't really see that in you, Parker.
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Thank you.
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I don't see Mugu Gaipan in you.
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I just don't.
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I appreciate it.
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I also-- so, you know, this was-- the funny part was I was
doing all this while I was also ordering Chinese food.
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Wow.
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So I had two windows open at the same time.
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Well, you know what I did, Parker, once?
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Oh, it is great to multitask.
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That's what I have to do when I'm selling insurance.
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But let's just say-- I have to say I had this experience.
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You know when they do the related similar-- images that
look similar to this?
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I put my picture in just to see, like, what I look similar to.
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It wasn't Mugu Gaipan.
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It was Rod Stewart.
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Oh, my goodness sakes.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Yeah.
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Look at you.
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I like that.
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I thought that was pretty good.
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You look like him himself.
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What do they--
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I kind of do, don't I?
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Yeah, they used to call him-- what do they call him?
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The Dancing Baron or something?
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Yeah, I don't even know.
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I haven't even listened to any Rod Stewart's music.
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Oh, he was amazing.
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You know, but I saw the picture and I'm like, yeah, you're
right.
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Yeah, he could-- that man with one-- he-- they-- he would
walk out on stage.
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Yeah.
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Because I saw a video of this one time.
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And with one stare, you had to be careful because he would
look in your direction.
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Uh-huh.
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And wherever he looked, a row of people would faint.
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Really?
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It would be--
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Well, no one's fainted around me.
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Yeah.
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I mean, that's-- I don't even know now if I should believe
this related image or a similar image search thing.
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He would make patterns of the audience from his faint eyes
sometimes.
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Faint eyes.
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Yeah.
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And that would be OK because I think they had like some kind
of cushions there for one of the people.
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They liked to faint.
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It wasn't a mean thing.
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Oh, yeah.
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Now, fainting would be fun if it was the right person to, you
know, faint from.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I wouldn't want to faint around like if it was like
a-- I don't know, some sort of killer or murderer that
wanted to murder me.
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And then they had the faint eyes and then he fainted and then
he could get murdered dead.
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No, we're not talking about anything.
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Yeah, you could.
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No, but we're not--
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This is a practical-- this is a practical discussion right
now, Parker.
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So do you want to move on to the next community thing?
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Yeah, let's move on.
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OK, this is number two.
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It says number two next to it.
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It says, "It is the 32nd anniversary of the submarine in
Lake Corncrop getting stuck in the West Shore Lagoon."
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Oh, 32 years.
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Wow, I remember that.
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"There will be a celebratory volleyball tournament near
the lagoon this Saturday."
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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Yeah, that's wonderful.
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That sounds fun.
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That's amazing.
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Yeah.
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I went into the lagoon and I've had some wonderful
experiences there with-- they-- you know, Todd gave me a
talking to and said that the geese were not my friends.
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But--
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Oh, yeah, those geese are nobody's friends.
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No, they were wonderful to me.
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Those geese, they were-- wait, what?
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Sorry, they were wonderful to you, those geese at Lake
Corncrop?
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They had carried me away at one point.
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Oh, yeah, that's what they do.
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Yeah, but they took me into-- I don't know what it was.
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And I woke up.
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I woke up and it was one-- there was a goose with a bonnet
around her head and a rocking chair.
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Oh, like mother goose.
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You're talking about mother goose?
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No, this was not-- this was very different than that.
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Oh.
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But then I woke up again and I was in the hospital.
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Oh, yeah, that checks out.
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Several wakes in a row.
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Let's put it that way.
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Yeah, I mean, those geese, those geese, they have their way
with you.
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You have to be careful with them because they have the faint
eyes.
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They have the faint eyes, you faint, and then they have your
way with you.
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And I mean, it's uncomfortable to say the least.
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You want to move on to number three?
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Ooh, no, not a second here.
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What's going on?
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I'm going to get into whimsy here because whimsy is
something that the audience likes.
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There happens to be a bowl that I can see four feet away from
me.
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Oh.
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Now, it is on the desk of, we're going to pretend that Lisa's
a scoundrel, OK?
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OK.
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Yeah, I'm-- Lisa kind of is a scoundrel.
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No, don't you say that.
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I know we're not.
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We're playing pretend.
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Oh, that's right.
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All right, we're playing pretend.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we're going to pretend that the-- so anyway, there's
a big bowl of those mints
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that are like green and pink and white, and they look like
puffballs.
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Oh, I love those things.
00:20:40.400 --> 00:20:41.400
Oh, they're amazing.
00:20:41.400 --> 00:20:42.400
They melt in your mouth.
00:20:42.400 --> 00:20:44.400
Oh, look, we said common ground.
00:20:44.400 --> 00:20:47.400
Oh, yeah, yeah, they're called butter mints, I think.
00:20:47.400 --> 00:20:48.400
And some of the--
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Butter mints, yeah, they're called butter mints, I think.
00:20:50.400 --> 00:20:54.400
Yeah, it's like, I'd like to-- I put them-- you could put
them in butter.
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That's what that means, I think.
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Oh, well, you could.
00:20:56.400 --> 00:20:57.400
I just put them right in my mouth.
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I take a great big handful and just jam them right in my mouth.
00:21:00.400 --> 00:21:05.400
I always put a little bowl of these things on my work desk for
clients that come in.
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I am going to, if it's OK with you, and even if it's not,
because I'm feeling naughty right now.
00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:13.400
Oh, boy, oh, that's fun.
00:21:13.400 --> 00:21:14.400
See, I like this.
00:21:14.400 --> 00:21:15.400
This is interesting.
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I'm going to show you my stealth moves.
00:21:17.400 --> 00:21:18.400
OK.
00:21:18.400 --> 00:21:19.400
I'm going to go over there.
00:21:19.400 --> 00:21:20.400
All right.
00:21:20.400 --> 00:21:21.400
I'm going to sneak around.
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This is my game plan, ladies and gentlemen.
00:21:23.400 --> 00:21:24.400
OK.
00:21:24.400 --> 00:21:25.400
All right.
00:21:25.400 --> 00:21:26.400
I'm going to talk right into the microphone.
00:21:26.400 --> 00:21:28.400
Oh, it's like a little ASMR thing.
00:21:28.400 --> 00:21:29.400
I like it.
00:21:29.400 --> 00:21:32.400
I'm going to sneak around Lisa May's desk.
00:21:32.400 --> 00:21:33.400
All right.
00:21:33.400 --> 00:21:41.400
And I'm going to steal the entire bowl of butyl mints, and I
am going to eat them all.
00:21:41.400 --> 00:21:42.400
Oh, wow.
00:21:42.400 --> 00:21:43.400
OK.
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My mouth.
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All right.
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No, I got you.
00:21:46.400 --> 00:21:47.400
I got you.
00:21:47.400 --> 00:21:48.400
Hold on.
00:21:48.400 --> 00:21:49.400
You can--
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OK, I got you.
00:21:50.400 --> 00:21:52.400
You do this story, and I'm going to be doing my stealth
moves, because I've been practicing
00:21:52.400 --> 00:21:53.400
the stealth moves.
00:21:53.400 --> 00:21:54.400
Sure, sure.
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Yeah, no, that's great.
00:21:55.400 --> 00:21:56.400
That's great.
00:21:56.400 --> 00:21:57.400
No, I got you.
00:21:57.400 --> 00:21:58.400
I'll do this other one right here.
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I'll do that.
00:21:59.400 --> 00:22:00.400
I'll do that.
00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:01.400
All right.
00:22:01.400 --> 00:22:02.400
OK.
00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:03.400
So Parker Parker's being all stealthy.
00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:04.400
Parker's going over there.
00:22:04.400 --> 00:22:07.400
I'm going to read the last one here.
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It's a misconnection.
00:22:08.400 --> 00:22:11.400
That's what it says on the piece of paper.
00:22:11.400 --> 00:22:15.400
It says, oh, so Carl Ballet sent in this misconnection.
00:22:15.400 --> 00:22:20.400
It says, I went on a hike in and around the haunted mines with
the Outer Graque hiking
00:22:20.400 --> 00:22:21.400
brigade.
00:22:21.400 --> 00:22:22.400
Oh, yeah, those guys.
00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:26.000
And we started off with Barty Bundle in the group.
00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:30.920
I'm Barty that hosts municipal water quality report redo,
radio show.
00:22:30.920 --> 00:22:34.440
But Barty wasn't there when we got back to the parking lot.
00:22:34.440 --> 00:22:35.880
We're looking for Barty.
00:22:35.880 --> 00:22:38.000
If you're out there, give me a call.
00:22:38.000 --> 00:22:39.000
Oh, wow.
00:22:39.000 --> 00:22:41.560
Oh, that's not good at all.
00:22:41.560 --> 00:22:42.560
Barty's missing.
00:22:42.560 --> 00:22:49.120
You got Parker's over there doing kind of these sneaky
moves.
00:22:49.120 --> 00:22:52.280
Parker's got to look on his face.
00:22:52.280 --> 00:22:54.000
He's not going to like this news.
00:22:54.000 --> 00:22:55.000
OK.
00:22:55.000 --> 00:23:00.120
Parker's saying be quiet.
00:23:00.120 --> 00:23:10.560
She caught me and I am right now in words of the immortal Bond
Jovi.
00:23:10.560 --> 00:23:15.200
I am wanted, dead or alive.
00:23:15.200 --> 00:23:20.440
She is very upset and she's looking with eyes of.
00:23:20.440 --> 00:23:27.960
Remember how that man Ron Stewart had the eyes that make
people faint?
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Yeah, yeah.
00:23:29.360 --> 00:23:30.360
Faint eyes.
00:23:30.360 --> 00:23:31.360
Yes.
00:23:31.360 --> 00:23:32.360
Yeah.
00:23:32.360 --> 00:23:38.560
These eyes are like eyes that make people turn into like,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:38.560 --> 00:23:41.960
They make them die.
00:23:41.960 --> 00:23:44.360
Oh, they make them.
00:23:44.360 --> 00:23:45.360
Yeah.
00:23:45.360 --> 00:23:46.360
You make them die.
00:23:46.360 --> 00:23:47.360
Yeah.
00:23:47.360 --> 00:23:48.360
Yeah.
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Like where do you dead?
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No, I got it.
00:23:50.360 --> 00:23:54.600
I'm kind of like probably the eyes of the murder that I
talked about before.
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Parker, you told me not to talk about this stuff and then you
brought it up.
00:23:57.800 --> 00:23:59.040
Parker, guess what?
00:23:59.040 --> 00:24:00.120
Barty Bundle's gone.
00:24:00.120 --> 00:24:02.680
That's what I had to read when you weren't here.
00:24:02.680 --> 00:24:05.600
Barty Bundle is missing from the haunted mines.
00:24:05.600 --> 00:24:06.600
Wait, what?
00:24:06.600 --> 00:24:07.600
What?
00:24:07.600 --> 00:24:09.600
Not say I cannot.
00:24:09.600 --> 00:24:14.440
No, no, I am not going to save him if that's what you're
asking because I can't.
00:24:14.440 --> 00:24:16.240
Oh, no, I'm not asking that.
00:24:16.240 --> 00:24:17.240
Oh.
00:24:17.240 --> 00:24:18.240
I'm not asking that, Parker.
00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:20.480
Don't take it up to us to go find him.
00:24:20.480 --> 00:24:21.800
Look out for Barty, please.
00:24:21.800 --> 00:24:22.800
Yeah.
00:24:22.800 --> 00:24:23.800
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:23.800 --> 00:24:26.400
There's a haunted wonderful horrible mines with lots of--
00:24:26.400 --> 00:24:30.200
Oh, I think horrible is more-- it was a wonderfully
horrible.
00:24:30.200 --> 00:24:33.480
Yeah, yeah, because you're going to wonder at how horrible
they are.
00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:35.560
I thought the reason I said it.
00:24:35.560 --> 00:24:36.560
Yeah.
00:24:36.560 --> 00:24:37.560
Have you ever been in there, Parker?
00:24:37.560 --> 00:24:38.560
No.
00:24:38.560 --> 00:24:39.560
Into the mines.
00:24:39.560 --> 00:24:40.560
No, no, no.
00:24:40.560 --> 00:24:41.560
Okay, I am-- you know what?
00:24:41.560 --> 00:24:43.360
You brought up very bad.
00:24:43.360 --> 00:24:51.000
The seascape in my eyes right now is one of a horrible stormy
sea.
00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:57.200
And I'm going to-- I know you can do your stuff for a while,
but I'm going to punish
00:24:57.200 --> 00:25:05.200
you and leave for five minutes and go into the-- where's the
pasta salad?
00:25:05.200 --> 00:25:07.640
It's the punishment, the leaving part of it.
00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:09.320
That's the punishment that I'm getting?
00:25:09.320 --> 00:25:10.800
I'm just checking.
00:25:10.800 --> 00:25:11.800
Okay.
00:25:11.800 --> 00:25:12.800
Parker's gone.
00:25:12.800 --> 00:25:15.400
I'm going to go to ads.
00:25:15.400 --> 00:25:16.920
I know that there's ads in these things.
00:25:16.920 --> 00:25:19.560
I'm going to go to roll ads.
00:25:19.560 --> 00:25:22.200
I think it's from the litigious lawyer thing.
00:25:22.200 --> 00:25:23.200
And then we'll be back.
00:25:23.200 --> 00:25:26.120
So I don't know how this works, but we'll be back.
00:25:26.120 --> 00:25:32.920
[MUSIC PLAYING]
00:25:32.920 --> 00:25:39.120
Hello, this is Jen deHaan for this week's sponsor of Grack
Public Access, which is the Litigious
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So if you have a complaint that other lawyers might not take
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to the Litigious Lawyer Society of Grackleton, where
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person that you have the complaint of.
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Of?
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That doesn't sound right.
00:26:25.080 --> 00:26:28.880
Oh, it says page turnover.
00:26:28.880 --> 00:26:29.880
Okay.
00:26:29.880 --> 00:26:33.040
Oh, shit.
00:26:33.040 --> 00:26:35.000
This summons for me.
00:26:35.000 --> 00:26:44.680
Jen deHaan made mockery of our grammar on post-red ad in
episode six of Grack Public Access.
00:26:44.680 --> 00:26:45.680
Seriously?
00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:46.680
Motherfucker.
00:26:46.680 --> 00:26:51.680
We're back on the show.
00:26:51.680 --> 00:26:53.800
This is Maureen Fawcett-Cluthor.
00:26:53.800 --> 00:26:58.920
Togchester Field is trying to find us a better place and we
got Parker Spoon here.
00:26:58.920 --> 00:26:59.920
Parker Spoon.
00:26:59.920 --> 00:27:00.920
Hey Parker, buddy.
00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:01.920
You're back.
00:27:01.920 --> 00:27:02.920
I'm doing a lot better.
00:27:02.920 --> 00:27:03.920
I'm sorry.
00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:07.880
But first of all, I have to apologize for what happened
before the commercial.
00:27:07.880 --> 00:27:16.480
I was, you know, sometimes when I don't have Tog Gear and,
you know, I'm in a place of
00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:25.000
lots of hostile enemies around who are trying to get me from
my stealth skills.
00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:31.600
You know, you ever see that movie, The Impossible
Missions, where there's a wonderful film.
00:27:31.600 --> 00:27:33.400
Oh, is that the Tom Cruise?
00:27:33.400 --> 00:27:34.400
Yeah, Tom Cruise.
00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:35.400
What a talent.
00:27:35.400 --> 00:27:37.920
Oh, definitely a talent.
00:27:37.920 --> 00:27:38.920
He's a--
00:27:38.920 --> 00:27:39.920
Definitely a talent.
00:27:39.920 --> 00:27:40.920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:40.920 --> 00:27:41.920
Jumping around and doing all these silly things.
00:27:41.920 --> 00:27:44.920
It's amazing.
00:27:44.920 --> 00:27:48.400
And so, but anyway, yeah, that's what I'm like right now.
00:27:48.400 --> 00:27:53.240
They're after me because, you know, they have to do
counterintelligence because I've already
00:27:53.240 --> 00:27:56.000
stolen their mince and I'm not going to give them back.
00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:57.000
But that--
00:27:57.000 --> 00:27:58.000
Oh, you're very stealthy.
00:27:58.000 --> 00:27:59.640
I found the pasta salad because Tog was--
00:27:59.640 --> 00:28:00.640
Oh, my goodness.
00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:01.640
Oh.
00:28:01.640 --> 00:28:02.640
Tog was nowhere in sight.
00:28:02.640 --> 00:28:03.640
So--
00:28:03.640 --> 00:28:04.640
Oh.
00:28:04.640 --> 00:28:06.560
But the pasta salad was.
00:28:06.560 --> 00:28:10.400
Yes, I have that very big bowl with plastic wrap over top.
00:28:10.400 --> 00:28:11.400
Oh, good.
00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:13.800
It's good because the bugs really like to get into that.
00:28:13.800 --> 00:28:16.760
That's where the flies-- there's a lot of flies in here.
00:28:16.760 --> 00:28:22.280
I actually heard that there's infestation in the roof
rafters of this place, so the community
00:28:22.280 --> 00:28:23.280
center.
00:28:23.280 --> 00:28:24.280
Why?
00:28:24.280 --> 00:28:27.400
Yeah, there's an infestation of something.
00:28:27.400 --> 00:28:28.840
I don't even know what.
00:28:28.840 --> 00:28:34.240
But it causes, you know, the flies get into whatever it is
that is dead up there.
00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:36.440
So there's dead things in the ceiling.
00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:38.160
And there's a lot of flies around.
00:28:38.160 --> 00:28:41.840
So you don't want to eat anything in here that hasn't been
covered, including those
00:28:41.840 --> 00:28:42.840
mince that you got.
00:28:42.840 --> 00:28:44.680
Like, those aren't covered either.
00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:46.720
And by the way, everybody's hands go into that.
00:28:46.720 --> 00:28:47.720
That's pretty disgusting.
00:28:47.720 --> 00:28:54.200
I've already had, you know, because I've been keeping
count of my little timekeeper here.
00:28:54.200 --> 00:28:59.600
You ever see those little things where they keep them,
where people-- you can count how
00:28:59.600 --> 00:29:03.720
many people walk into a concert because you don't want too
many people to be there?
00:29:03.720 --> 00:29:04.720
I like those.
00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:09.160
Yeah, I have one for when I eat food because I like to count
how many bites I eat.
00:29:09.160 --> 00:29:11.760
Oh, every single bite will click, huh?
00:29:11.760 --> 00:29:12.760
Yeah, oh, absolutely.
00:29:12.760 --> 00:29:14.800
Yeah, so right now it's 38.
00:29:14.800 --> 00:29:16.520
So I've had 38 of these mince.
00:29:16.520 --> 00:29:18.720
Oh, good for you, buddy.
00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:21.840
And then you could push the switch to see the switch over
here.
00:29:21.840 --> 00:29:23.240
You move the switch over this way.
00:29:23.240 --> 00:29:28.320
And you can see, I've so far had 108 bites of pasta salad.
00:29:28.320 --> 00:29:29.320
OK.
00:29:29.320 --> 00:29:34.760
So we're going to see what happens in my belly when you mix
the two together because this
00:29:34.760 --> 00:29:36.680
is what the audience wants.
00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:40.560
Oh, they want to know what's happening in your belly.
00:29:40.560 --> 00:29:44.760
That's like an established part of this show?
00:29:44.760 --> 00:29:45.760
I don't know the name.
00:29:45.760 --> 00:29:47.560
This is-- so Todd--
00:29:47.560 --> 00:29:48.560
OK.
00:29:48.560 --> 00:29:55.440
--and then he drives me here and then talks about stuff and
then I'll say stuff.
00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:56.960
Sometimes I'll paint a seascape.
00:29:56.960 --> 00:29:58.200
That's how it works.
00:29:58.200 --> 00:29:59.200
OK.
00:29:59.200 --> 00:30:00.200
Well, that sounds good.
00:30:00.200 --> 00:30:03.400
I'm glad you know how it works because I certainly don't
know how it works.
00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:08.200
What are we supposed to do after we came back from an ad break?
00:30:08.200 --> 00:30:12.240
I know you have the ad breaks because I'm supposed to be here
about the sponsors.
00:30:12.240 --> 00:30:14.280
But so what do we do after the ad?
00:30:14.280 --> 00:30:15.280
Do you know?
00:30:15.280 --> 00:30:17.720
I have a note here.
00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:22.600
It says do reviews, but I don't know when that's supposed to
be.
00:30:22.600 --> 00:30:26.480
I don't like to say reviews because when you review stuff,
you have to sometimes say things
00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:29.440
that aren't nice and that's not good.
00:30:29.440 --> 00:30:30.440
We can do reviews.
00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:32.800
Why don't you review something you like?
00:30:32.800 --> 00:30:33.800
Oh, OK.
00:30:33.800 --> 00:30:36.840
Yeah, just Parker reviews.
00:30:36.840 --> 00:30:39.280
Let's call this Parker reviews something Parker likes.
00:30:39.280 --> 00:30:42.320
I'm going to say this is kind of a thing.
00:30:42.320 --> 00:30:44.320
Remember Jen deHaan?
00:30:44.320 --> 00:30:45.320
Oh, yeah.
00:30:45.320 --> 00:30:49.760
I know Jen's the one that told me to come here and do this
because of the sponsors.
00:30:49.760 --> 00:30:51.480
One of my best friends.
00:30:51.480 --> 00:31:00.400
And what they'll do is we'll say put in a new bumper here and
so again, do a whole review
00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:01.400
of that.
00:31:01.400 --> 00:31:02.400
OK.
00:31:02.400 --> 00:31:04.600
So they'll put in a bumper of whatever I said.
00:31:04.600 --> 00:31:07.960
I said Parker likes to review Parker.
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:09.480
Parker reviews something Parker likes.
00:31:09.480 --> 00:31:10.480
I think that's what I said.
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:11.480
OK.
00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:12.480
So do bumper of that.
00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:13.480
Go ahead, Bestie.
00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:14.480
Go on.
00:31:14.480 --> 00:31:18.520
Parker reviews something that Parker likes.
00:31:18.520 --> 00:31:21.160
Oh, you're Bestie's with Jen?
00:31:21.160 --> 00:31:23.000
That's a wonderful person.
00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:24.000
Yeah.
00:31:24.000 --> 00:31:25.880
I mean, that's a hard sell.
00:31:25.880 --> 00:31:28.560
I mean, that's a hard thing to do to be a Bestie of Jen.
00:31:28.560 --> 00:31:29.560
No.
00:31:29.560 --> 00:31:30.720
Jen doesn't do that stuff lightly.
00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:32.240
Jen is a wonderful.
00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:37.200
We had a falling out at first now with we had a falling in.
00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:40.400
It actually surprises me that Jen would even have a friend.
00:31:40.400 --> 00:31:42.240
I mean, Jen doesn't seem like.
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:44.840
I didn't think Jen had people.
00:31:44.840 --> 00:31:45.840
No.
00:31:45.840 --> 00:31:53.360
Jen is, you know, yeah, once you're used to the
disparagement and the, you know, the
00:31:53.360 --> 00:31:54.360
the Bakery.
00:31:54.360 --> 00:31:56.960
The Cussing, the incessant Cussing.
00:31:56.960 --> 00:31:57.960
Yeah.
00:31:57.960 --> 00:32:04.680
And, you know, at some point, because what my mom used to say
is if you have to completely
00:32:04.680 --> 00:32:14.960
break somebody down to to their true self, which is in very,
very ugly, horrible, duckling.
00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:18.360
Are you talking about yourself right now or Jen?
00:32:18.360 --> 00:32:19.360
Because I'm very confused.
00:32:19.360 --> 00:32:21.600
You're talking about yourself.
00:32:21.600 --> 00:32:23.200
You're talking about yourself.
00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:24.200
Parker.
00:32:24.200 --> 00:32:25.200
The ugly is.
00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:28.880
Parker, I already said I can't lie in front of a cassette
tape and you're you have a face
00:32:28.880 --> 00:32:30.880
for TV, buddy.
00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:31.880
You do.
00:32:31.880 --> 00:32:32.880
You're good.
00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:33.880
You're good.
00:32:33.880 --> 00:32:34.880
I know.
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:40.320
I've never seen one of those cartoons where all the ducks
are beautiful and then one of
00:32:40.320 --> 00:32:46.520
the ducks literally looks like a, you know, a fork or
something.
00:32:46.520 --> 00:32:47.520
He's a fork.
00:32:47.520 --> 00:32:48.520
Yeah.
00:32:48.520 --> 00:32:50.520
You know, you're good.
00:32:50.520 --> 00:32:51.520
All right.
00:32:51.520 --> 00:32:53.000
So Parker, what's something you like?
00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:55.400
Can you do a review on something you like?
00:32:55.400 --> 00:32:56.400
Absolutely.
00:32:56.400 --> 00:32:57.400
Yeah.
00:32:57.400 --> 00:32:58.400
Yeah.
00:32:58.400 --> 00:32:59.400
Yeah.
00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:00.400
Yeah.
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:01.400
I love this.
00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:02.400
I love egg rolls.
00:33:02.400 --> 00:33:03.400
You know.
00:33:03.400 --> 00:33:05.600
I love the fullness of an egg roll.
00:33:05.600 --> 00:33:09.880
So there's, there's, there's, I call it, you know, how the
earth has different parts
00:33:09.880 --> 00:33:17.880
on its, um, because they guess back in the 1410s or
whatever, they cut the earth in half
00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:21.440
and so they can look at everything.
00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:25.200
And they found out that the earth has all these different
layers in it.
00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:28.120
And just like the earth is like an egg roll.
00:33:28.120 --> 00:33:36.760
So they, uh, the outside of the egg roll is, especially if
you get it fresh, is a wonderful
00:33:36.760 --> 00:33:47.040
bubbly oil that shields the crispy layer of egg, egg roll.
00:33:47.040 --> 00:33:52.400
And then there is the part that's inside that is the not
crispy part, but it's still a little
00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:53.400
doughy.
00:33:53.400 --> 00:33:57.160
And that's the part you want to see until the end because
it's delicious.
00:33:57.160 --> 00:34:03.080
And then inside is like the magma because if you eat that,
your mouth will turn to fire.
00:34:03.080 --> 00:34:04.080
Oh, you do.
00:34:04.080 --> 00:34:05.080
Yeah.
00:34:05.080 --> 00:34:06.080
That's like, yeah, the center of the earth.
00:34:06.080 --> 00:34:08.920
Uh, I, I don't think they cut the whole earth open though.
00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:10.880
We're sponsored by the litigious people this week.
00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:12.400
So I think we have to be accurate.
00:34:12.400 --> 00:34:15.880
I'm trying to think back to the, because they made you
memorize these dates.
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:18.360
I think it was like 1403 or something.
00:34:18.360 --> 00:34:22.520
So can we say Jen fix that if that's factually incorrect?
00:34:22.520 --> 00:34:23.520
Yeah.
00:34:23.520 --> 00:34:26.520
I mean, Jen, my bestie, she's gonna, she, she trusts.
00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:29.200
That check.
00:34:29.200 --> 00:34:30.760
It never happened.
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:34.280
I guess this is Maureen reviews something, uh, bumper.
00:34:34.280 --> 00:34:42.040
I'm going to review something I don't like Parker.
00:34:42.040 --> 00:34:46.200
I'm going to have to do that, but just to balance because we
need balance in this show.
00:34:46.200 --> 00:34:50.360
So I'm going to review the garbage cans in the town square
and the lent posts in the
00:34:50.360 --> 00:34:52.360
town square in the center of Gackleton.
00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:55.400
You know that they're just too decorative, but you know
what?
00:34:55.400 --> 00:35:00.040
I'm going to, I'm going to review something that makes,
that makes me think of this.
00:35:00.040 --> 00:35:03.480
You know the clam bacon take that's down there by the town
square.
00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:04.600
Wonderful. Yeah.
00:35:04.600 --> 00:35:05.480
Yeah. It's great.
00:35:05.480 --> 00:35:07.680
It's great. They do that clam bread.
00:35:07.680 --> 00:35:10.800
Have you had the clam bread from the clam bacon take? Right.
00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:15.280
They used to call me Mr. Clam bread and did they really?
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:16.360
Yeah. Oh yeah.
00:35:16.360 --> 00:35:19.680
Yeah. What I used to do and I don't mean to steal your thunder
here.
00:35:19.680 --> 00:35:20.840
Oh no, that's fine.
00:35:20.840 --> 00:35:25.160
I would, uh, when, when it used to rain, um, you know,
00:35:25.160 --> 00:35:27.320
I guess it rains now still, but I never know.
00:35:27.320 --> 00:35:30.840
Yeah. Because I, you know, I'm usually inside until talk
takes me here.
00:35:30.840 --> 00:35:37.640
Um, I, uh, I used to go out and I used to get the clam, the clam
bread and then like
00:35:37.640 --> 00:35:44.040
Fred Astaire, I would decorate the decorative, uh, poles
that you dislike.
00:35:44.040 --> 00:35:47.000
I would swing around on them and.
00:35:47.000 --> 00:35:49.240
Oh yeah. Oh, you're one of those.
00:35:49.240 --> 00:35:51.080
Yeah. I know. I know your type.
00:35:51.080 --> 00:35:56.120
Everybody would be clapping and, uh, and, uh, people would
be forming and then I would
00:35:56.120 --> 00:36:01.000
take the decorative trash can lids and I would play them
like drums and.
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:01.640
Would you really?
00:36:01.640 --> 00:36:04.840
The water would be splashing in the air and people would be
cheering.
00:36:04.840 --> 00:36:08.520
It would be, it was a whole, it was what a scene. It was a
wonderful scene.
00:36:08.520 --> 00:36:09.400
You know what, Parker?
00:36:09.400 --> 00:36:14.040
I think I'm starting to get a very good picture of what kind
of, uh, gentleman you are.
00:36:14.040 --> 00:36:21.160
I just threw these, uh, exploratory, uh, exploratory
vignettes I would call them.
00:36:21.160 --> 00:36:26.200
I think about you. I'm a, I'm a people person. I have to be
because I'm in insurance, you know,
00:36:26.200 --> 00:36:30.040
like when you do small business insurance, you have to be a
people person. I, you know,
00:36:30.040 --> 00:36:34.920
and I, I think I've pegged to you. I mean, you know that I know
your mom, Mrs. Boone.
00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:36.120
Yeah. We, we don't.
00:36:36.120 --> 00:36:36.760
Yeah. Yeah.
00:36:36.760 --> 00:36:39.640
Okay. Okay. That's fine. That's fine Parker.
00:36:39.640 --> 00:36:44.280
Anyways, the clam bacon take, they actually, you know
what, they have excess coverage and
00:36:44.280 --> 00:36:49.080
that's because they had such a clean claims experience,
uh, when, when I set them up,
00:36:49.080 --> 00:36:53.400
actually quite against the garbage can lamp post, uh, how
decorative they are.
00:36:53.400 --> 00:36:58.440
So I wanted to end it on a positive note and the positive note
is the clam bacon take go on
00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:03.000
Tuesday nights. That's my recommendation. So this is
being Maureen reviews something.
00:37:03.000 --> 00:37:06.680
Uh, do you, do you do end bumpers in the show? Parker?
00:37:06.680 --> 00:37:09.080
I, I, I have no idea.
00:37:09.080 --> 00:37:11.560
Oh, okay. Well, Jen, do an end bumper for this one.
00:37:11.560 --> 00:37:13.720
I don't know if you do it, but do one.
00:37:13.720 --> 00:37:18.280
Maureen reviews something.
00:37:18.280 --> 00:37:19.080
End bumper.
00:37:19.080 --> 00:37:22.040
I don't know if that's going to be demanding. Jen might come
after me after this,
00:37:22.040 --> 00:37:23.320
but that's okay. I can handle her.
00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:28.280
I, I, I'm, I'm not going to take up any more of the show, but I
have a little
00:37:28.280 --> 00:37:30.120
breaking news for you.
00:37:30.120 --> 00:37:31.080
Oh, good. Okay.
00:37:31.080 --> 00:37:32.520
Why, what's up?
00:37:32.520 --> 00:37:38.840
I'm going to go up to the attic and, um, because, uh, the
attic is, it's, it's very accessible.
00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:43.480
Cause I saw when I was in the library, they had one of those
wonderful drop ladders that you
00:37:43.480 --> 00:37:46.360
saw in the movie, um, Home Alone, which is,
00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:48.280
Oh yeah. I love those things. So it's a great,
00:37:48.280 --> 00:37:56.440
so I'm going to go up there and, um, it's already very
infested. And, uh, so I, I,
00:37:56.440 --> 00:38:03.000
if a little more infestation will not, um, I, I'm, I have a
buck in a case I get sick.
00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:04.440
So I'm going to go up there.
00:38:04.440 --> 00:38:08.200
This is really interesting to me that you're going to go up
there and use it for the reasons
00:38:08.200 --> 00:38:11.960
that I think you're going to do, which we aren't going to
say, but even though they are going to
00:38:11.960 --> 00:38:14.840
cut this out, they are going to cut this out. Okay. Yeah.
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:18.840
They're going to cut this out. Uh, but also I think I get what
you're dropping and that you're
00:38:18.840 --> 00:38:26.520
about to drop a lot. No, no. I like you. No, no. I'm going to
get sick the other way.
00:38:26.520 --> 00:38:31.320
Not going to go. I like you Parker. You're my kind of guy.
You're my kind of guy Parker.
00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:35.000
You're my kind of guy. You are my kind of guy right now.
00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:38.600
Fine talk after this and, uh, okay. Well, I got your back.
I'm going to,
00:38:38.600 --> 00:38:42.600
I'm going to say do an ad or something in here while you go and
drop a load.
00:38:42.600 --> 00:38:46.920
No, no, I'm not going to do that. Don't you be so hurtful.
00:38:46.920 --> 00:38:53.960
I'm not being hurtful. I'm optimistic. I might have to get
mouth sick is what I'm saying.
00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:58.280
Mouth sick. Okay. We'll use that terminology, whatever
you want to say.
00:38:58.280 --> 00:39:06.600
Mouth sick. Gotcha. Okay. I'm going to. Okay. Bye. Bye.
00:39:06.600 --> 00:39:17.800
All right. So we're back. Uh, we're back. We're all back.
So, uh, this is a one oh one point
00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:25.320
seven FM. The GRAC. We are at the community center. I feel so
much like a host right now,
00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:30.200
Parker, even though I'm just a temporary maybe host while
the sponsor things going on. How
00:39:30.200 --> 00:39:39.320
are you feeling there, buddy? You're back. You may or may
not have seen the, uh, well, the,
00:39:39.320 --> 00:39:45.800
that looks to, well, might look to the untrained eye to be a
horrible wound on my arm.
00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:53.240
Um, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, well, it would be also to a
trained eye. It would also be a wound
00:39:53.240 --> 00:39:58.760
because it's a wound. I got it. It is a wound. Yeah. I can see
that. Yeah. Um, because I went up
00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:05.160
there to get mouth sick, uh, in my pocket and, um, just to be
clear, that does mean that you're
00:40:05.160 --> 00:40:13.720
throwing up. That's Pew. No, you're not leading. Jen, you
can, uh, you can put the bleep over that word.
00:40:13.720 --> 00:40:22.600
Um, right. So butt sick would be diarrhea. No, no, no. Tug.
What would you call it if it was
00:40:22.600 --> 00:40:29.080
both things? Your mouth sick and your butt sick. I looked
for talk during the break. I went all
00:40:29.080 --> 00:40:34.120
around. I did a full loop of this place and I know this place a
lot. I actually did the insurance for
00:40:34.120 --> 00:40:39.320
their sheds out back. I had to go around all of this place in
addition to the sheds just to
00:40:39.320 --> 00:40:45.240
write their policy. I did a full loop. I did not find talk
anywhere. I don't know where they went.
00:40:45.240 --> 00:40:51.480
Well, I, there's a little bit of blood involved with my arm.
You see it? It's a, oh, yeah. Okay.
00:40:51.480 --> 00:40:55.480
Now it's okay. Okay. Yeah, I see what you're, I see what
you're dealing with. Yeah. There's that,
00:40:55.480 --> 00:41:01.720
there's one little flap that'll just, uh, if I, if I kind of
fold it back, if you fold it back in,
00:41:01.720 --> 00:41:06.840
like, you know how they say that the coast of South America
goes into the coast of Africa,
00:41:06.840 --> 00:41:10.440
because they used to be connected? Oh, it's like a puzzle
piece. Yeah. That's like that.
00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:13.800
Kind of like you're dealing with like a puzzle piece. In the
other flap here. They can, yeah,
00:41:13.800 --> 00:41:18.760
but also you wash that off with soap and water. Correct. I
mean, that's, that's just right to get
00:41:18.760 --> 00:41:23.320
infected. That is that is stingy. I'm not doing that. Oh,
you should do that. You should do that
00:41:23.320 --> 00:41:27.480
before you do anything else. I mean, that looks deep enough
that you need to take care of that.
00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:35.720
I will talk to you and I'll tell you my little harrowing
story. I'm up there and I finished
00:41:35.720 --> 00:41:42.360
getting mouth sick in the bucket. Okay. And that's puking
audience. That means puking. And there
00:41:42.360 --> 00:41:47.400
were indeed erasers in there. Many of them. I don't know why
I did not feel them as I was chewing.
00:41:48.040 --> 00:41:59.720
And suddenly I see a pair of yellow eyes. And, and I, I see it
approaching, approaching,
00:41:59.720 --> 00:42:06.520
and next thing you know, something's locked the hold of my
arm. And, yeah. And so something,
00:42:06.520 --> 00:42:13.000
something bit you. So this is a legit bite. Well, then I ran,
I came back here and that was me.
00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:17.560
If you heard me screaming down the, if you heard somebody
screaming down the hallway.
00:42:17.560 --> 00:42:21.800
Yeah, I did. Earlier. I don't know if you remember, but that
was me who did that. Oh,
00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:25.880
that was, I thought that was a bunch of kids just having fun.
That was you screaming after
00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:32.760
getting bit. Pretty sure that it was either a vampire or a
werewolf up there. No, buddy,
00:42:32.760 --> 00:42:41.480
buddy. That's the raccoons up there. There's a whole
family up there. Got their little beady eyes.
00:42:41.480 --> 00:42:47.240
I saw me. They did have, I saw cute paws before I was bit, but
from what I can tell from my,
00:42:47.240 --> 00:42:53.320
from my research, many werewolves can also have, because
you know, that werewolves are poppies
00:42:53.320 --> 00:42:58.680
sometimes and they could have. Yeah, that's where they
start. That's where they start.
00:42:58.680 --> 00:43:03.960
I'm not going to cause any conspiracies here because
that's not this type of show. Yellow
00:43:03.960 --> 00:43:08.360
eyes. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I would, I would
probably, I would probably go get a rabies
00:43:08.360 --> 00:43:14.360
shot because of the raccoon situation. Oh, I get, I have to
go. My, my, my mom makes me get
00:43:14.360 --> 00:43:18.760
one, one, one every six months to be safe. Say hi to your mom
for me. I mean, you still go home
00:43:18.760 --> 00:43:26.360
every night, right? Yeah, sometimes for your vitamins.
Well, I, I, I sometimes, if, if Todd
00:43:26.360 --> 00:43:34.440
makes me, I go, but I'm trying to knock on us often now. So I,
I, yeah, I, but, well, I'm glad
00:43:34.440 --> 00:43:39.480
Todd is taking care of you as well. I know how much your mom is
worried about you being taken care
00:43:39.480 --> 00:43:45.640
of. Four or five times a week. I'll go probably. Oh yeah. I
mean, that's normal. That's totally
00:43:45.640 --> 00:43:50.600
normal. All right. So what are we supposed to do after we get
back again? We're back again on the
00:43:50.600 --> 00:43:54.840
show. We're recording here on the cassette tapes. A lot of
times I run away screaming,
00:43:54.840 --> 00:44:01.320
because something horrible happens. But so far as other
than my wound, that has not happened.
00:44:02.040 --> 00:44:05.320
No, you're doing really good. Let me just look at the papers
here.
00:44:05.320 --> 00:44:10.280
The papers say that we're supposed to do the history of the
carnival. Oh,
00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:16.600
what do I know about that? History of Grack. The carnival of
the Grack happens every year in
00:44:16.600 --> 00:44:23.480
Grackleton in the town center. The carnival started, I
think maybe in 1915, but hopefully
00:44:23.480 --> 00:44:30.840
they'll maybe fix some little fact checker or something
like that. Fact checker. Yep. That's
00:44:30.840 --> 00:44:39.720
right. From Rufus. Rufus de Grack was the one that started
the whole Grackleton carnival.
00:44:39.720 --> 00:44:45.880
Wanted to put it around funnel cake creation, because
Rufus, of course, was the best funnel
00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:51.800
cake baker at the time and did all the creative toppings.
Parker, that's all I know. Have you
00:44:51.800 --> 00:44:57.240
heard anything else about the carnival of the Grack? The
history? Yeah, no. The whole time,
00:44:57.240 --> 00:45:01.480
the second you said funnel cake, that's the only thing I
thought of. Yeah, I know. As soon as I
00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:06.120
said funnel cake, that was all I could, I just was just like,
oh yeah, the funnel cakes, right?
00:45:06.120 --> 00:45:13.400
Even the horrible throbbing pain in my arm went away.
Really? Yeah. You hear them scaring up there,
00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:17.560
the children of the night in the ceiling? Well, I think I
hear the raccoons up there.
00:45:17.560 --> 00:45:24.600
I mean, they're chattering. Now they have a connection to
me and I'll never be able,
00:45:25.400 --> 00:45:29.960
you know, what I was just with the tissues are here. Yeah,
move them over.
00:45:29.960 --> 00:45:39.880
Pretty soon, I will go through the process where I will.
Yeah. I will leave what appears to be
00:45:39.880 --> 00:45:49.800
my mortal coil behind. But then I will awaken in my mortal
coil, but I will no longer be a human.
00:45:50.600 --> 00:45:57.160
I will be a werewolf. So if that happens, you may have to do
the unthinkable.
00:45:57.160 --> 00:46:09.480
And, you know, I put a silver stake, get the silver stake.
Okay, well, you know what? I
00:46:09.480 --> 00:46:15.720
don't think you really need to worry about that, Parker,
because I think rabies is probably going
00:46:15.720 --> 00:46:22.840
to be your chief concern here. You just definitely need to
talk to your mom. I have it right here.
00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:27.960
She put it in my paper so I can give it to you. Oh, nice. Okay.
That's my history. All right. Well,
00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:32.120
should I leave this for Tog? It seems like Tog does a lot of
the caring activities.
00:46:32.120 --> 00:46:39.400
Yeah, Tog has a copy as well. Oh, so this is my personal copy
here. Just so you have it too.
00:46:39.400 --> 00:46:44.520
I try to give it to as many people as possible. Lisa at the
desk has it as well. Oh, wow. So the
00:46:44.520 --> 00:46:49.960
thing on the back is your daily vitamin regimen. Yeah,
that's the vitamins. That's the vitamins.
00:46:49.960 --> 00:46:55.400
Oh, we take a lot of the same ones. Wonderful. Yeah, they do.
Oh, nice. Love them. You know,
00:46:55.400 --> 00:47:01.960
I should run by my list with your mom. No, no, thank you. I
don't want to do that. Nope, we can.
00:47:01.960 --> 00:47:08.120
I mean, she's got a good regimen here for you. Three blue
ones, huh? So moving on. So funnel cakes,
00:47:08.120 --> 00:47:13.560
they used to be, this is many years ago, they used to try to,
they used to be in the shape of funnels.
00:47:13.560 --> 00:47:18.360
And that's why they call them funnel cakes. Because then
what you could do is you could put
00:47:18.360 --> 00:47:23.720
the icing, you could put the funnel in your mouth, and then
you could like put the, you can,
00:47:23.720 --> 00:47:30.520
you could drink the, it was the icing from the funnel. See, I
love that. And I would say that my
00:47:30.520 --> 00:47:38.200
primary reason to eat the funnel cake is for the icing. You
know, there's this little bakery,
00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:44.040
sort of an outer crack. It was like out of a basement of a
house. I insured the bakery,
00:47:44.040 --> 00:47:49.480
but not the house. Insurance, Lisa, did the policy for the
house. I did the policy for the
00:47:49.480 --> 00:47:55.240
bakery in the basement, which is just a very, we had to work
together. This place had icing shots.
00:47:55.240 --> 00:48:00.600
It was like a little two ounce cup that you could buy just of
icing to be eating on its own,
00:48:00.600 --> 00:48:05.640
without any other vehicle for the icing. That is my kind of
dessert I discovered.
00:48:05.640 --> 00:48:11.240
Yeah, that sounds, that sounds absolutely like heaven to
me.
00:48:11.240 --> 00:48:17.880
Does it really? The wonderful, because especially if it's
the cream cheese icing that they put on.
00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:21.320
Oh, wow. Yeah, that's the best one. What are you gonna do
with that?
00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:27.240
What are you gonna do? Yeah, I know. The cream cheese icing
is absolutely the best icing,
00:48:27.240 --> 00:48:32.440
but I haven't, Parker, you know what? I haven't met a lot of
individuals that are with me on the
00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:36.200
only eating icing thing without a vehicle. Most people are
like, you know what? I need the
00:48:36.200 --> 00:48:41.320
base of a cupcake. I need some kind of, you know, cake. You
don't need any cake at all. You can
00:48:41.320 --> 00:48:46.120
just go have the icing. Back when I used to go out for
Halloween, when I used to live with mother,
00:48:46.120 --> 00:48:51.880
you know, we didn't have a lot of money growing up, so she
would whip up some cream cheese icing
00:48:51.880 --> 00:48:57.720
and then put food dye in it. So it was green. And then you ever
see one of those, I guess they use them
00:48:57.720 --> 00:49:04.600
for, they used to plug the holes up in the wall with this
putty knife or something.
00:49:04.600 --> 00:49:10.760
Yeah, like a spackle or something like that. Yeah, like a
spangle or whatever. Spackle. Spackle.
00:49:10.760 --> 00:49:17.640
Yeah. Spackle. That's a good word. Yeah. Spackle. Yeah. My
face, she would take the icing then and
00:49:17.640 --> 00:49:24.120
just put thick lobs all over my face. Then I would go out with
my friends on the trick-or-treat
00:49:24.120 --> 00:49:29.880
group, but I would always run off in the woods and hide in the
clearing and just eat the icing off
00:49:29.880 --> 00:49:36.600
my face. Oh, I mean, going, you have to, I think, when, if
you're eating icing on its own without a
00:49:36.600 --> 00:49:41.800
vehicle, you have to eat it solo. I think that's something
that to be done in private only.
00:49:41.800 --> 00:49:47.080
Yeah. Well, I mean, it's like a private activity when you
need some private time. You know what I'm
00:49:47.080 --> 00:49:51.240
saying? But all you're doing is eating icing. You're not
doing something else, something fun.
00:49:51.240 --> 00:49:55.800
No, thank you. You're just eating icing. No, I don't like
it. I mean, you could do something fun
00:49:55.800 --> 00:49:59.960
while you're eating icing. No, no, no, no, no. This show is
not, the show is going wonderfully,
00:49:59.960 --> 00:50:05.240
and then it took a horrible, awful turn. So let's turn the
wheel back in the other direction and get
00:50:05.240 --> 00:50:12.200
us back onto this wonderful highway of glitter and that
wonderful. Speaking of which, Parker, when
00:50:12.200 --> 00:50:17.080
did you move out of your house with your mother? Oh, well,
thank you. You said when I was living with,
00:50:17.080 --> 00:50:21.480
with mom when I was with mother. Yeah, I went. When did you
move out? Parker, how old were you?
00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:28.280
Well, we're not going to go into details here. But I was, I
was this many years old. Parker is
00:50:28.280 --> 00:50:33.240
flashing his hands, both of his hands a few times right now.
It was just for the listening audience.
00:50:33.240 --> 00:50:37.320
So just because the audience does not have to know because
he never tell the audience,
00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:46.440
the audience right now, I am eternally young. And I'm going
to be eternally young.
00:50:46.440 --> 00:50:52.760
Hey, here I'm got the tissues again. I think I understand
why there's issues sitting on the table.
00:50:52.760 --> 00:51:04.520
Yeah, I will always be the same age as I am now. Yeah. Oh, my.
You know what? Parker. Oh, hi. Hi,
00:51:04.520 --> 00:51:12.280
everybody. Sorry. Hi, Parker. How are you? Oh, you're
crying, Parker. Yeah. But the marina doesn't
00:51:12.280 --> 00:51:18.760
know what to do. So no, I don't. I'm sorry. I got the tissues
out. Oh, thank you. Yeah, he
00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:25.400
needs sometimes needs those. All right. So did you did you
did you do the show? I know I've
00:51:25.400 --> 00:51:38.520
been gone for a while. It was a world of wonder and fancy and
absolute abject horror. Right. Yeah,
00:51:38.520 --> 00:51:47.800
there were mints and then there was Lisa and there was
stealth and there was rumors of pepperoni
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:53.560
and there was a thing on your arm. Yeah, well, it's
terrible. Yeah. And then I think you might
00:51:53.560 --> 00:51:57.400
know about that. So we'll talk about that later. No, I don't
know. And then there was
00:51:57.400 --> 00:52:07.000
werewolves and and vampires and what? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And
talk of talk of conspiracy. That
00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:13.720
sounds all sounds very noisy. And unfortunately, I
discovered that we couldn't move to another room.
00:52:13.720 --> 00:52:21.960
So this is this is what we have for the rest of the show. We've
done I think we've done most of the
00:52:21.960 --> 00:52:27.960
show talk. Did you do the weather? Now we didn't do the
weather. All right. So I'll just Parker,
00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:34.520
I'm just going to do the weather. Okay, it's you know, the
heart beats. I feel that but not in my
00:52:35.480 --> 00:52:40.840
heart. It's happening with my arm. Yeah, you should you
should probably wash that. But first,
00:52:40.840 --> 00:52:55.640
let's let's do the weather. Okay. The weather is brought to
you by the litigious lawyer society of
00:52:55.640 --> 00:53:01.080
Gragilton will sue the diaper right off. Yeah, well, even
sue it right off. Yeah, if you get the
00:53:01.080 --> 00:53:07.080
weather wrong, we're watching. Well, you should be
listening. You can't watch it. Get ready for the
00:53:07.080 --> 00:53:14.360
weather. The weather in Gragilton this evening is going to
be breezy. You just learned all about
00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:20.920
the weather. That's the weather brought to you by the
litigious lawyer society of Gragilton.
00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:27.480
That diaper, it's coming off whether you like it or not. If
we sue you. And that's if you do
00:53:27.480 --> 00:53:38.840
something like get the weather wrong. All right, we're
back. That was the weather. I think I think
00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:42.600
we've covered everything in the show. Parker, do you think
we've covered everything in the show?
00:53:42.600 --> 00:53:48.520
You've done the show before. Sorry, Maureen. I feel like
I'm on a cloud right now. And it's not a
00:53:48.520 --> 00:53:57.080
nice cloud. It's a very angry cloud. So I'm I would like to,
if possible, just lay down for a
00:53:57.080 --> 00:54:04.840
little while and close my eyes. And maybe you can put me in
the car or something. I'll do that.
00:54:04.840 --> 00:54:13.160
I'm going to carry you out. Parker, listener, Parker is
slumped over in his chair. And we should
00:54:13.160 --> 00:54:19.720
probably get him out of there. So this is being a grack
public access. I haven't been here for most
00:54:19.720 --> 00:54:25.800
of the show. So I just only hope that everything was covered
and that you enjoyed it. And we'll be
00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:34.280
back soon with another episode. So this is being from the
community center. I guess maybe everybody
00:54:34.280 --> 00:54:39.720
talked about okra or not. And we're we're done for now. Bye,
everybody.
00:54:39.720 --> 00:54:49.960
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00:54:49.960 --> 00:54:55.480
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00:54:55.480 --> 00:55:01.320
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