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Let's get it, bro.

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Bro.

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We are not allowed to do that during the show.

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No.

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So not a bro show.

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Not a bro show.

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Yeah, just hit the start button.

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Start.

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Welcome in, everybody, to the craft beer republic.

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Thanks for drinking.

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Thanks for joining.

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I am Greg.

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I'm being joined, but I don't know what the hell is.

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Is he pumping himself up?

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What are you doing?

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Like, frank the tank thing, old school.

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And you would go.

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I thought you're like pumping yourself up for a match or something.

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Yeah, same thing.

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Yeah, yeah, same, same.

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Yeah.

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Follow us, bros at craft beer Republican.

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Of course we weren't gonna do underscores.

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I know, I.

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It made me laugh, so I said it.

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And never again, bro.

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I hate.

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I hate when people say bro.

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This is an off air conversation that we were having and how much we hate when people say

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bro.

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Flex me beer underscores in between aircraft.

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Lots to get to today.

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It's 3 July.

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As this releases 4 July weeks, we got some 4 July fun facts.

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Yeah, talk a little.

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Fourth fun fact, we've got a voicemail.

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We got some news and so much more.

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So let's stop wasting time and get right into it.

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I am drinking.

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I think this actually ended up in my fridge, thanks to intern Brian.

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So thanks, intern Brian.

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Well, this is recover the pieces 100% Simcoe cryo IPA from institution beer company.

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Ale company.

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Excuse me.

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Out near me in Camarillo, California.

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6.8% 65 ip use ibus and a 385 on untapped.

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And they say absolutely nothing.

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And I am so excited.

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There's no son of a gun.

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But on the can, it does say the hops used are Simcoe pellets.

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Simcoe cryo malt was pale Maris otter, white wheat and caramel, and a California yeast

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strain.

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You really had me fooled.

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Pre show.

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When you were reading the description, you were like, oh, Mandy, this description.

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Fucking doozy lame.

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I got you good, you fucker.

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What do we get on the schnoz?

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Schnoz is real light.

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Just a hint of like, that piney dank, but really, really, really light.

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I'm gonna dig in the old tongue jobber.

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It's working a little better this week.

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We need to teach you some things.

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That was like a kid's toy lawnmower that you pull.

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That was terrible.

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The bubbles that comes out of it.

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Yes.

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So it's definitely got a little bit that dankiness on the tongue as the nose had.

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But it's really light, both in flavor and mouth feel.

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And I don't mean like pillowy light, but like, good carbonate.

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It's clearly a west.

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You can see it's clear and west colored and all that stuff, but really dances across the

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tongue quickly.

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Colored.

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It's west colored.

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That's a crayon, by the way.

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West, you know, it finishes nice and dry, so you kind of want to go back for more and.

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Yeah, there's just not a lot.

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It's simple.

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There's not a lot too.

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There's one fucking hop in it, so how.

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How crazy could it be?

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You just get all Simcoe, little dank, not a lot of fruit on it.

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Easy to drink.

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Yeah, I rarely get that from Simcoe, too, so I.

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I get it.

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Yeah.

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So there you go.

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Um, have you done any research lately?

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Any.

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Any good spots you've been checking out?

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Any, um.

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I'm pretty terrible at that.

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I did go to the Eagle park anniversary party.

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Oh.

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Um, they had a, you know, big, big gathering every year.

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They do it in their parking lot.

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And it's like an all day thing, too.

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It's like 12:00 p.m.

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to 10:00 p.m.

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so come anytime.

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It was like a six dollar ticket.

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Um, you know, just to give a little money to them.

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And kitchen was open, beers are open.

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They had vendor tents, they had live music all day.

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Um, the 7th anniversary IPA, and it was like seven different hops.

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And it was like a pound of each hop or.

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I can't remember what they said, but, uh, you know, I heard they recently decided to add

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more hops to it.

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Um, so, yeah, I mean, it turned out to be a really good time.

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My butcher shop that I work for actually, uh, did their beer brats that they serve.

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Oh, nice.

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So they dropped off a twelve pack of their dunkle, and then we poured the twelve pack into

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the liver.

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Bratwurst?

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Yeah, the bratwurst and one can went.

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Into the brats and the rest went into the crew.

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Right?

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I wish.

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That dunkle's fucking good.

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It is, like, super buttery.

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Oh, and so smooth.

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It is unreal, to tell you the truth.

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But, uh, the brats turned out great.

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Uh, my wife actually ended up having one and she said it was very, very good.

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Is she notoriously not a fan of beer?

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Not notorious is an understanding.

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So the fact that she liked it, uh, it was great, but no, we actually brought the whole

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family up.

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Me, the kids, uh, the wife.

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And we didn't stay very long because I'm not going to keep my family around while I just

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drink beer.

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And they sure don't watch you.

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But, yeah, we did enough of the party to have a good time, and.

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Yeah, it was great.

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I love those guys.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Shocker, right?

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I know.

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Who knew?

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You're never there.

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So weird.

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Yeah, we got there late too, so I missed some people.

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I knew that we're going, but.

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But still, it was nice to just be a part of it, you know?

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Keep giving to a place I've given to for goshen years now.

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Yeah, that's cool.

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It's nice.

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It's good.

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They're still going.

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And I'm jelly.

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About those fucking brats, man.

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Yeah, they're delicious.

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When we made them at the shop too, we.

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You know, when you're making the brats, you usually have, like, a little bit of excess meat

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leftover that won't fill, like a whole batch.

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Oh, sure.

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So then the guys put a couple patties together, and then we baked them off so we were able

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to taste it before giving the product away.

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Well, you gotta qc it too, right?

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You have to.

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Absolutely.

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So we were just noshin on some beer, brought patties the day they were made.

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They were fucking great.

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That's fucking amazing.

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Sounds delicious.

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Yeah.

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I'm a lucky guy, I tell you.

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You are a lucky guy.

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Sticking all those wieners in your mouth.

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Understatement.

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Before I forget, top listening city of last week, New York City, New York.

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Oh, hey.

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Big ass first.

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Yeah.

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I was pleasantly surprised.

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Every time I think of New York, I think of a teenage mutant ninja Turtles in time.

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Are they going to say pace picantes also?

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Nope.

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And it's the first level is Big Apple 03:00 a.m.

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it's right.

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And you know what I'm talking about.

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Oh, I absolutely do.

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You're a huge turtles guy.

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And it's like, slightly echoed the big app.

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Big Apple 03:00 a.m.

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yeah.

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And then you beat the fly guy.

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What's his name?

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I don't remember the fly guy.

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He was Baxter.

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Yeah.

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He was hardly in the show, but, like, a huge part of the video game.

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So weird.

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Well, level one, not a huge.

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Yeah, but I mean, he's like the first boss.

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You gotta get through.

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You think somebody before they get back to your kane.

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I'll look it up.

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That tracks.

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He turns into the fly.

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Yeah.

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So makes New York City.

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Like Jeff Goldblum.

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Like Jeff Goldblum, yes, but not a.

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Jeff Goldblum show, so.

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No, not yet at least.

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I did a little research last week.

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Had to go up north to San Francisco for work.

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Did not get a chance to hit up a psycho bear but I was.

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I was there for less than a day.

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Went up and back, same day, which was, oh, my God, that was fucking miserable.

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How treacherous is that?

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I didn't realize how bad it was going to be.

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Like, I had to leave my house at, like, 630.

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I didn't get back home till ten.

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It's like, ugh, that's horrible.

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It was.

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I.

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One out of ten do not recommend.

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But as we were leaving the job site, the.

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My, sort of.

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My boss person was like, hey, you want to get something to eat?

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And I was like, yeah, I got enough time.

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And he's like, hey, you want, you know, chinese food?

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What do you feel?

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You know, San Francisco has a great Chinese, um, Chinatown.

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Sorry.

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Has a great Chinatown.

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And so if you want some chinese food, man, San Francisco is the place to go.

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But I was like, you know what?

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We did that last time.

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I think we're down the street from 21st Amendment.

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Are we?

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He was like, oh, yeah, we totally are.

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Like, let's go check out 21st amendment.

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I've never been to the brewery.

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Oh, okay.

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So we went and, you know, had had a usage.

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Had a cobb salad, he had some chicken sandwich.

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Food was good.

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I had a, you know, they had the line of brew.

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Was it brew free or die or whatever?

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Their IPA series, and it's a whole series.

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It's West coast.

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They got a hazy.

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They got a cold ipa.

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They got a fruity fucking ballast point style IPA.

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I had their hazy.

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The brew for your diet, hazy.

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It was.

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It was pretty, you know, pretty serviceable hazy.

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Pretty decent hazy.

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Not bad at all.

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But where I was disappointed was their tap list was just their core beers.

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You.

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Yeah, it's all shit.

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I mean, the hazy was the only one I had never had from their core.

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That's why I ordered it.

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I was like, that's it.

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You got, like, you got any hidden beers not on your menu or anything?

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Like, oh, no, this is our tap list.

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Like.

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Like, seven beers, or.

266
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It was pretty short tap list for such a big brewery.

267
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What a huge bummer.

268
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Yeah.

269
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So I don't know if their other locations have more beers on tap or not, but that was

270
00:10:12,598 --> 00:10:17,486
surprisingly disappointing that their lack of diversity, like, half the.

271
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Menu, six beers on tap, or what?

272
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It was like, six or seven beers.

273
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I think half the menu was the brufree or die is, you know, the various ipas from the brief

274
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for your dice series.

275
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And then they had, like, a lager, a seltzer, and, like, a mexican lager and something else.

276
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Like, it was real, just like, that's it, you guys?

277
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That's all you got?

278
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Oh, all right.

279
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What a bummer.

280
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Yeah.

281
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So it was a little disappointing there.

282
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I'm glad I got to go.

283
00:10:40,394 --> 00:10:41,194
It was a cool spot.

284
00:10:41,242 --> 00:10:45,914
It's in a cool neighborhood, and the food was good, but maybe the 21st.

285
00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:48,794
Amendment says you can only have six beers on tap.

286
00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:49,530
Yeah.

287
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:57,710
Fourscore and six beer ago, our forefathers said no variety, so whatever.

288
00:10:58,010 --> 00:10:58,346
Yeah.

289
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So I had a beer there, he had two beers there.

290
00:11:00,866 --> 00:11:01,754
Went to the airport.

291
00:11:01,882 --> 00:11:03,234
My flight got delayed.

292
00:11:03,322 --> 00:11:06,490
Now I was back at the Oakland airport, and if you remember, every time at Oakland airport,

293
00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:08,866
I'm always finding the Altamont beers.

294
00:11:09,018 --> 00:11:14,042
And so I went to my same spot that always has the Altamont cans, and they had a couple of

295
00:11:14,066 --> 00:11:18,522
new ones this time, so I had their new pale ale, and my flight got delayed, so then I had a

296
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second pale ale.

297
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Good for you.

298
00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:22,194
Yeah, I was like, I got time to kill.

299
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So I had a couple of beers there, and then finally fucking flew home and got home super

300
00:11:26,474 --> 00:11:26,870
late.

301
00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:27,766
Good times.

302
00:11:27,918 --> 00:11:28,974
Good fucking time.

303
00:11:29,062 --> 00:11:30,062
That's the last time I do that.

304
00:11:30,086 --> 00:11:32,030
Like, next time, like, you guys gotta put me up overnight.

305
00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,182
This is right?

306
00:11:33,366 --> 00:11:34,290
Brutal.

307
00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:36,510
4 July is coming up.

308
00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:40,182
Like we said, you do anything good for 4 July, you got kids that probably still like

309
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fireworks and.

310
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Yeah.

311
00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:49,630
So this year is gonna be a little different because my new employment, we get off every

312
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single holiday, and that was different from my old employment.

313
00:11:52,286 --> 00:11:52,902
Oh, yeah.

314
00:11:52,966 --> 00:11:53,686
Grocery store.

315
00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:56,362
You're working everything every day except Christmas.

316
00:11:56,506 --> 00:11:58,270
I'm actually excited this year.

317
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No work.

318
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Be able to hit up the city parade.

319
00:12:02,594 --> 00:12:05,190
You know, the kids love free candy.

320
00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:11,426
When the veterans fire off, you know, the guns, they're gonna try and get some bullet

321
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,946
casings or the shells that pop out.

322
00:12:14,018 --> 00:12:14,910
Oh, okay.

323
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:17,058
I don't know if they do that anywhere else.

324
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:22,634
Probably do, but they get, like, the rifles, and they blast them off, like, every couple

325
00:12:22,682 --> 00:12:23,604
blocks of.

326
00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:24,928
And then the shells pop out of.

327
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:28,040
The guns, and they throw as they're cocking the.

328
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,340
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

329
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,992
And so they're excited for that.

330
00:12:32,056 --> 00:12:32,880
Then we usually.

331
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,504
We usually bring, like, donuts to the parade, too, or big donut people.

332
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:37,360
All right.

333
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,704
That's your hangover food.

334
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:39,392
It is.

335
00:12:39,496 --> 00:12:39,928
It is.

336
00:12:39,984 --> 00:12:41,600
I haven't been hungover in a while.

337
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,024
Haven't eaten it.

338
00:12:43,192 --> 00:12:47,200
Um, but, yeah, donuts usually for 4 July parade.

339
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:51,112
Hang out for a little bit after that, and then if it's nice out, we just head to the in

340
00:12:51,136 --> 00:12:53,974
laws and sit in the pool for, like, 3 hours.

341
00:12:54,102 --> 00:12:55,286
Sounds glorious.

342
00:12:55,478 --> 00:12:59,782
And then it's also, like, the way my birthday falls.

343
00:12:59,926 --> 00:13:02,110
It's three days after the fourth, right?

344
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:03,030
So do the math.

345
00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:04,050
The 12th.

346
00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:09,750
So with my wife's family, like when we get together on the 4 July, it's like my birthday

347
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:15,710
celebration and 4 July celebration and my father in law's birthday celebration because he

348
00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:16,830
also falls in July.

349
00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:19,132
So it's like kind of a busy party.

350
00:13:19,286 --> 00:13:20,020
Yeah.

351
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:26,112
But yeah, then you know, we go home, kind of relax for a little bit after dinner and

352
00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:31,660
usually get to fireworks about hour and a half before they go off just to get a good spot.

353
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:39,304
And you know, the kids bring games and you know, balls to throw around just to stay

354
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:46,642
occupied and just grab a couple extra beaters, pop up a chair and funny enough, last year

355
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:52,730
when we went to see the fireworks, we were uh, they get let off in the high school football

356
00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:53,786
practice field.

357
00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:54,602
Okay.

358
00:13:54,746 --> 00:14:00,226
So we go to my old high school, pop up a chair in the the lawn in front and we just start

359
00:14:00,258 --> 00:14:00,930
drinking beers.

360
00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:03,898
And how weird is it to drink beers at your old high school?

361
00:14:03,954 --> 00:14:05,122
Like on school property?

362
00:14:05,186 --> 00:14:06,170
Yeah, it's fucking weird.

363
00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:06,722
Right?

364
00:14:06,866 --> 00:14:07,874
And nobody cares.

365
00:14:07,962 --> 00:14:08,954
Like, yeah either.

366
00:14:09,002 --> 00:14:10,170
You know, it's like it's.

367
00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:13,306
I've done that too for the 4 July and even, I mean technically you're not supposed to, so

368
00:14:13,378 --> 00:14:15,634
I'll put it in, in a water bottle or whatever.

369
00:14:15,682 --> 00:14:20,402
But I'm like, oh, like people don't care that I'm drinking beer on school property.

370
00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:22,450
I didn't even cozy him last year.

371
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:23,266
I just.

372
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:24,914
It's fucking Wisconsin.

373
00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:26,314
It's the 4 July.

374
00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:28,674
California's a little more stingy on that kind of stuff.

375
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:29,346
Wow.

376
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:30,410
Yeah, it's fucking weird.

377
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:32,770
Like oh, I'm just, just drinking beer at school.

378
00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:34,314
Yeah, it's a normal thing.

379
00:14:34,362 --> 00:14:36,250
Yeah, suck it mister Smith.

380
00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:38,510
Can't do anything about it now, right?

381
00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:41,514
So yeah, I actually really enjoy 4 July.

382
00:14:41,562 --> 00:14:43,974
It's actually one of my favorite days of the year.

383
00:14:44,082 --> 00:14:46,438
Just for how chill of a day it is.

384
00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:46,878
Really?

385
00:14:46,974 --> 00:14:53,286
Yeah, like just get a shit ton of sun, drink maybe a few more beers than usual.

386
00:14:53,438 --> 00:14:55,406
Um, thank the forefathers.

387
00:14:55,518 --> 00:14:57,142
You know we talked about last year.

388
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,502
You're trying to work on that or last week?

389
00:14:58,526 --> 00:15:00,078
I mean you're trying to work on that tan.

390
00:15:00,214 --> 00:15:00,582
Oh yeah.

391
00:15:00,606 --> 00:15:01,886
I'm Bronson up pretty good.

392
00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:03,694
Yeah, looking pretty crispy.

393
00:15:03,782 --> 00:15:06,198
Well, I didn't even say it on the show last week.

394
00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:12,160
I've gotten to the point now where I've been getting home from work and I will try to get

395
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,528
all my adult chores done.

396
00:15:15,704 --> 00:15:19,496
Like night of or night before, I should say after work.

397
00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:22,248
So then when I get my hour lunch break at work.

398
00:15:22,344 --> 00:15:29,792
I fly home, strip down, lay out in the backyard for like 30 minutes, set my timer on my

399
00:15:29,816 --> 00:15:30,048
phone.

400
00:15:30,104 --> 00:15:30,408
Yeah.

401
00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:35,256
It goes off and then I'm talking, like, hanging out in my undies in my backyard, just

402
00:15:35,288 --> 00:15:36,210
laying out of.

403
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,870
And to get my drone out, timer goes off.

404
00:15:38,950 --> 00:15:39,574
Bam.

405
00:15:39,742 --> 00:15:42,410
Dress back up, drive to work.

406
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,330
That is fantastic.

407
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:47,102
I got to get.

408
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:48,134
Got to get my vitamin A.

409
00:15:48,142 --> 00:15:49,510
Daily dose of vitamin D, right?

410
00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:50,654
I'll give you a daily dose of.

411
00:15:50,662 --> 00:15:51,294
Vitamin D.

412
00:15:51,382 --> 00:15:53,238
I was waiting for that setup.

413
00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:54,990
Is your wife at home when you do this?

414
00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:56,290
No, she works.

415
00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:01,370
She's probably think I'm a fucking idiot.

416
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:08,870
She's like this fucking guy back here running in the door, throwing his clothes off as he's

417
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,782
fucking jogging through the kitchen.

418
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,262
Well, there was one day, it was like two weeks ago.

419
00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:14,270
So we got.

420
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:18,782
I told you, we had like the stretch, like five or 690 degree days in a row.

421
00:16:18,926 --> 00:16:21,374
So my wife starts googling, like, inflatable pools.

422
00:16:21,422 --> 00:16:24,890
Like just little pools we can get for the patio.

423
00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:26,750
Right, right.

424
00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:29,082
Just enough for the kids, enough for us.

425
00:16:29,246 --> 00:16:35,890
So she found this one, and it's like a square shape and it has four seats, like, in each

426
00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:36,258
corner.

427
00:16:36,314 --> 00:16:40,810
So, like, you blow up the cushion, you blow up the backrest, and it's just like this chill

428
00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:42,554
little inflatable pool.

429
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,186
Yeah.

430
00:16:43,338 --> 00:16:51,110
So one day on lunch, I just fucking put on my swimsuit, sat in the pool for 30 minutes.

431
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,018
I forgot where she was when she had the kids.

432
00:16:54,154 --> 00:17:00,814
She comes home, I'm just like, hanging out in the little kiddie pool on my lunch break.

433
00:17:00,902 --> 00:17:02,254
Oh, no big deal.

434
00:17:02,342 --> 00:17:04,102
No, just soaking it up.

435
00:17:04,286 --> 00:17:05,454
That's fucking amazing.

436
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,166
Yeah, yeah.

437
00:17:06,198 --> 00:17:06,702
Don't mind me.

438
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,294
Just a.

439
00:17:07,382 --> 00:17:09,718
Just above average buff guy, right.

440
00:17:09,814 --> 00:17:11,718
Tanning on my lunch break.

441
00:17:11,854 --> 00:17:13,046
Yeah, just do a little tannin.

442
00:17:13,078 --> 00:17:16,950
Do a little chilling off on the fellas down there and going back to work.

443
00:17:16,990 --> 00:17:17,870
Don't mind me.

444
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:19,970
They was cool, let me tell you.

445
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:24,694
I bet they were nice and cool.

446
00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:25,830
That's hilarious.

447
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:26,630
Yeah, yeah.

448
00:17:26,710 --> 00:17:29,466
I'm just trying to live up the summer as much as possible.

449
00:17:29,618 --> 00:17:30,410
I dig it, man.

450
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,018
That's the way to fucking do it.

451
00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:33,746
We have a little kiddie pool, too, but.

452
00:17:33,818 --> 00:17:34,026
Too.

453
00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:35,402
But we don't have, like, a real backyard.

454
00:17:35,426 --> 00:17:36,322
We just have, like, a patio.

455
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:37,458
Cause it's a townhome.

456
00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:38,026
Okay.

457
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,946
And it just fits the patio if we move the furniture off to the side.

458
00:17:42,058 --> 00:17:42,474
Okay.

459
00:17:42,522 --> 00:17:47,282
So there have been really hot days where I set that thing up and I just sit out there with

460
00:17:47,306 --> 00:17:48,258
beer all day.

461
00:17:48,394 --> 00:17:51,386
And then, like, when it's time to eat, I'll go grab the.

462
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:52,522
You know, meat or whatever.

463
00:17:52,626 --> 00:17:55,010
And I'm literally like, nuts to butts with the barbecue.

464
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:57,790
So I'm just standing in the pool barbecuing.

465
00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:00,478
It's fantastic.

466
00:18:00,634 --> 00:18:02,846
There's no better way to barbecue.

467
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:03,686
Yeah.

468
00:18:03,838 --> 00:18:08,206
Ankle deep in some water and tongs in one hand, spatula in the other.

469
00:18:08,238 --> 00:18:09,350
It's the way to do it.

470
00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:11,334
Beer in the cup holder in the pool.

471
00:18:11,422 --> 00:18:11,838
Yeah.

472
00:18:11,934 --> 00:18:13,254
Does the pool have a cup holder or.

473
00:18:13,262 --> 00:18:14,366
No, no, it does not.

474
00:18:14,398 --> 00:18:14,798
It's.

475
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,310
It's literally like, because we needed to be small.

476
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:18,998
It was the cheapest pool we could find.

477
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:20,062
It doesn't even blow up.

478
00:18:20,086 --> 00:18:24,086
It's like the kind with a sort of hard side on it that, like, folds in on itself.

479
00:18:24,158 --> 00:18:25,022
Okay, okay.

480
00:18:25,126 --> 00:18:29,994
But, you know, it's enough for the wife and I to sit out there with a couple beers and

481
00:18:30,162 --> 00:18:31,066
fucking barbecue.

482
00:18:31,098 --> 00:18:31,914
And we need to.

483
00:18:32,002 --> 00:18:36,154
So our pool has two cup, you know, it's got four seats, but two cup holders.

484
00:18:36,322 --> 00:18:39,850
So when we were filling it up the first day, I said, what the hell is this?

485
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:42,482
I said, we got four seats, only two cup holders.

486
00:18:42,626 --> 00:18:46,090
And my oldest daughter goes, well, dad, it's like, it's for family.

487
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,746
It's a family pool.

488
00:18:47,818 --> 00:18:49,994
So thinking on the COVID she's right.

489
00:18:50,082 --> 00:18:51,706
It's a mom and a dad and two kids.

490
00:18:51,818 --> 00:18:52,674
Mm hmm.

491
00:18:52,842 --> 00:18:54,236
Kids aren't going to be drinking beers.

492
00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:54,864
Oh.

493
00:18:54,992 --> 00:18:56,240
So why do they need cup holders?

494
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,100
That's true.

495
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,632
Capri suns don't fit in those things.

496
00:18:59,736 --> 00:19:00,952
No, they do not.

497
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:02,344
That's so funny.

498
00:19:02,512 --> 00:19:03,296
She gets it.

499
00:19:03,368 --> 00:19:03,952
She gets it.

500
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:04,768
She's so smart.

501
00:19:04,864 --> 00:19:05,864
Yeah, smart kid.

502
00:19:05,952 --> 00:19:06,824
Oh, that's funny.

503
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:12,152
Well, we, on the other hand, we try to hide for 4 July because the dog is fucking terrified

504
00:19:12,216 --> 00:19:12,912
of fireworks.

505
00:19:12,936 --> 00:19:13,640
That's right.

506
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,464
Yeah.

507
00:19:14,632 --> 00:19:19,616
We considered going somewhere, like finding a quiet place where, like, fire danger is way

508
00:19:19,648 --> 00:19:21,920
too high so people wouldn't light off fireworks.

509
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,870
Cause it's one thing having the, like the, the professional show, because it goes for 20

510
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:26,710
minutes and it's over.

511
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,550
But the fucking yahoos that, for a week.

512
00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:31,342
I can't stand the yahoo.

513
00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:31,798
Yeah.

514
00:19:31,854 --> 00:19:35,286
A week leading up and then a week after, they're just like, line one.

515
00:19:35,358 --> 00:19:39,470
I think it was last year, maybe year before someone did it in our little alleyway that's

516
00:19:39,510 --> 00:19:40,366
behind our house.

517
00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:41,582
At least that's what it sounded like.

518
00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:42,678
Like we had all our windows open.

519
00:19:42,694 --> 00:19:44,862
I was like, oh, my God, that just came from our cars.

520
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:45,462
Jesus.

521
00:19:45,526 --> 00:19:48,054
And I ran out, like, barefoot, hardly dressed.

522
00:19:48,222 --> 00:19:50,576
I was ready to fucking beat somebody.

523
00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:51,024
I was.

524
00:19:51,072 --> 00:19:53,320
You are lighting off fireworks near my car.

525
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,152
I will ruin you.

526
00:19:55,296 --> 00:19:56,616
And I couldn't find anybody?

527
00:19:56,648 --> 00:19:56,920
I was.

528
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,832
I was so pissed.

529
00:19:57,856 --> 00:19:59,512
I was ready for a fucking beatdown.

530
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,456
Couldn't find him.

531
00:20:00,528 --> 00:20:03,380
You had to go to the park, go be normal.

532
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,144
It's the worst.

533
00:20:05,192 --> 00:20:09,584
It's like, if you want to do everything leading up to the big fireworks, fine.

534
00:20:09,712 --> 00:20:11,248
Yeah, that's fine.

535
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:16,184
Once wherever you are watching the fireworks, whatever city, you know, they all do about

536
00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:19,176
the same time, dusk, as they call it, right?

537
00:20:19,248 --> 00:20:22,640
Which nobody still knows when Dusk actually is.

538
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:29,008
Let me just tell you, like, 09:00, but then you get home and it's like 10 30, 11:00 people

539
00:20:29,064 --> 00:20:31,568
still shooting fireworks off like bunch of idiots.

540
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:35,656
And if you're one of those idiots, I'm sorry, but, you know, but fuck you.

541
00:20:35,728 --> 00:20:38,256
But some people have kids, some people have dogs.

542
00:20:38,328 --> 00:20:38,960
Yeah.

543
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,420
Some people are up 3 hours past their bedtime already.

544
00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:44,570
Um.

545
00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:47,270
Just want to get some fucking sleep, right?

546
00:20:47,350 --> 00:20:48,102
Oh, it's so.

547
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,198
It's like 1230.

548
00:20:49,254 --> 00:20:50,222
You're shooting shit.

549
00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:52,758
Oh, I want to beat you so hard.

550
00:20:52,854 --> 00:20:54,030
Not in a sexy way.

551
00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:55,510
No, not them.

552
00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:56,370
No.

553
00:20:57,270 --> 00:20:58,590
Anyways, yay.

554
00:20:58,630 --> 00:20:59,530
4 July.

555
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:02,966
So I look forward to it.

556
00:21:02,998 --> 00:21:03,454
You don't.

557
00:21:03,502 --> 00:21:04,094
That's.

558
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,650
Yeah, I mean, you know, whatever.

559
00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:07,918
I feel bad that my dog is so freaked out.

560
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,486
We tried to drug him for the first time over New Year's.

561
00:21:11,598 --> 00:21:13,222
I didn't even know you could do that.

562
00:21:13,326 --> 00:21:16,670
Yeah, you give them, like, the doggy downers, the trez of, I don't know, Trazadal.

563
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,302
Trazadone.

564
00:21:17,366 --> 00:21:18,494
One of the trazes.

565
00:21:18,662 --> 00:21:20,950
And the fireworks were so bad.

566
00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:23,078
We were at a friend's house for New Year's and they warned us.

567
00:21:23,094 --> 00:21:25,014
They're like, hey, the fireworks are a little rough up here.

568
00:21:25,062 --> 00:21:26,270
It's, you know, whatever.

569
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:28,302
And so we talked to the vet, like, hey, can we get some doggy down?

570
00:21:28,326 --> 00:21:29,166
I was like, yeah.

571
00:21:29,318 --> 00:21:29,998
So we tried it.

572
00:21:30,014 --> 00:21:31,366
We never tried it before.

573
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:34,902
And all it did was make him equally scared and nervous.

574
00:21:34,966 --> 00:21:36,378
Except he couldn't move his body.

575
00:21:36,494 --> 00:21:38,018
Oh, so he just shook?

576
00:21:38,114 --> 00:21:38,338
Yeah.

577
00:21:38,354 --> 00:21:40,002
So he, like, his limbs wouldn't.

578
00:21:40,026 --> 00:21:41,362
He was so fucking stoned.

579
00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:43,530
Like, he couldn't stand up, he couldn't walk or anything.

580
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:44,682
So then I felt horrible.

581
00:21:44,706 --> 00:21:46,666
I'm like, he's still equally scared.

582
00:21:46,818 --> 00:21:48,670
He's just high and scared.

583
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,674
Like, that's like the worst type of scared.

584
00:21:51,762 --> 00:21:51,962
Yeah.

585
00:21:51,986 --> 00:21:53,266
He could hardly lift his head.

586
00:21:53,298 --> 00:21:56,274
So, like, when we went to bed that night, he never sleeps in the bed with us.

587
00:21:56,322 --> 00:22:00,858
I put him in the bed, I put him on me just to make sure, like, he was breathing because I

588
00:22:00,874 --> 00:22:01,562
didn't sleep that night.

589
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:03,538
I was like, we fucking way overdrugged him.

590
00:22:03,554 --> 00:22:04,522
We only gave him one.

591
00:22:04,626 --> 00:22:06,342
They told us we'd give him one and a half.

592
00:22:06,516 --> 00:22:07,498
We only gave him one.

593
00:22:07,554 --> 00:22:08,642
And he could, like, hardly move.

594
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:10,826
I was like, I don't fucking think so.

595
00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,202
We won't be doing that again.

596
00:22:12,346 --> 00:22:13,410
Fucking lightweight.

597
00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:13,938
Marty.

598
00:22:14,034 --> 00:22:16,310
Yeah, I remember my first beer.

599
00:22:18,410 --> 00:22:22,370
So anyways, I don't know, I think this year we'll hang low, watch some, like, action movies

600
00:22:22,410 --> 00:22:25,066
real loud to kind of drown out the fireworks a little bit.

601
00:22:25,138 --> 00:22:26,242
And it's so funny.

602
00:22:26,306 --> 00:22:27,730
Explosions on tv.

603
00:22:27,850 --> 00:22:29,110
No fucking problem.

604
00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:30,890
Explosions outside.

605
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:35,666
Ah, it's gotta be different for their ears because, you know, dogs.

606
00:22:35,738 --> 00:22:37,282
Yeah, maybe it's a pressure thing.

607
00:22:37,306 --> 00:22:41,426
Cause, like, the real explosions, I'm sure, cause a little bit of pressure on the ear or,

608
00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:44,370
like, a tv explosion, probably not so much, right?

609
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,138
Yeah, I think, like, the sound waves.

610
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:48,010
Yeah, it's like the pressure from the sound waves.

611
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:48,930
Right, right.

612
00:22:49,010 --> 00:22:50,002
Air displacement.

613
00:22:50,106 --> 00:22:51,914
So anyways, nerd shit.

614
00:22:52,002 --> 00:22:53,130
Not an audio show.

615
00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:53,298
Actually.

616
00:22:53,314 --> 00:22:55,258
It is not so poor anyways.

617
00:22:55,354 --> 00:22:55,650
Yeah.

618
00:22:55,690 --> 00:22:56,106
So we'll see.

619
00:22:56,138 --> 00:22:56,884
We'll see how it goes.

620
00:22:56,962 --> 00:22:57,480
Good times.

621
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,736
I'm sure I'll have some delicious beverages that day, though.

622
00:22:59,808 --> 00:23:04,140
I think early in the day, we'll go dunk the fellas over at Nick and Nicole's house.

623
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,160
Do anything fun, like, during the day.

624
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,984
Like, you look forward to anything like that.

625
00:23:09,112 --> 00:23:09,392
Yeah.

626
00:23:09,416 --> 00:23:10,712
Like, we were talking to them.

627
00:23:10,736 --> 00:23:12,856
Like, we told them, like, we're gonna hang low this time.

628
00:23:12,888 --> 00:23:13,360
Cause I'm worried.

629
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:17,800
But they're like, we'll come over early, so maybe we'll come over early, dunk the fellas,

630
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,304
have an early barbecue.

631
00:23:19,392 --> 00:23:20,968
Nick has been so funny.

632
00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,264
Nick loves hot dogs.

633
00:23:22,352 --> 00:23:23,810
Big dick Nick loves hot dogs.

634
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,286
Nicole does not eat hot dogs whatsoever.

635
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:29,318
And last week when we was like, I really want some fucking hot dogs, I was like, let's do

636
00:23:29,334 --> 00:23:30,654
so for the July hot dogs.

637
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,238
We'll come over, we'll dunk the fellas.

638
00:23:32,294 --> 00:23:35,390
We'll leave around, like, 03:00 before the fireworks are 04:00.

639
00:23:35,430 --> 00:23:35,774
Whatever.

640
00:23:35,822 --> 00:23:36,246
And.

641
00:23:36,358 --> 00:23:37,966
And, uh, yeah, call it a day.

642
00:23:37,998 --> 00:23:39,942
Doesn't like hot dogs.

643
00:23:40,006 --> 00:23:44,158
Yeah, I mean, I don't like the fucking super cheap, gross hot dogs, but, like, give me a

644
00:23:44,174 --> 00:23:44,350
good.

645
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:45,206
I'll be frank.

646
00:23:45,278 --> 00:23:46,894
And I am here for it.

647
00:23:47,022 --> 00:23:48,890
Three corndogs for dinner tonight.

648
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:50,518
You didn't even warm them up.

649
00:23:50,534 --> 00:23:51,610
They're still frozen.

650
00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:53,970
I ate them whole.

651
00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:55,930
No chewing.

652
00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:59,310
Watch out for those splinters, though.

653
00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:00,778
Yeah, good times.

654
00:24:00,834 --> 00:24:02,186
So anyways, yeah, we'll see.

655
00:24:02,218 --> 00:24:05,298
We'll see how it goes, how the fourth progresses.

656
00:24:05,394 --> 00:24:06,514
I'm hoping for the best.

657
00:24:06,602 --> 00:24:07,858
Same, same, same.

658
00:24:07,994 --> 00:24:11,426
So anyways, before we move on, one thing we got to mention.

659
00:24:11,578 --> 00:24:16,634
Our homies over a magic mind are back on board for the summer.

660
00:24:16,682 --> 00:24:17,738
They know what's up.

661
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:21,714
If you guys remember, a few months ago, we were talking about magic mind.

662
00:24:21,762 --> 00:24:24,268
They came back, they're like, hey, we want to give you some more magic mind.

663
00:24:24,284 --> 00:24:25,252
We want you guys to talk about it.

664
00:24:25,276 --> 00:24:27,796
So this time I was like, you got to hook flex up.

665
00:24:27,948 --> 00:24:28,500
So we did.

666
00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:28,668
Yeah.

667
00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,764
I did not get hooked up the first time.

668
00:24:30,932 --> 00:24:32,844
I said, this time flex is on.

669
00:24:32,852 --> 00:24:34,516
The list, and I got it.

670
00:24:34,628 --> 00:24:35,156
Yeah.

671
00:24:35,268 --> 00:24:36,428
If you guys remember, we talked about.

672
00:24:36,444 --> 00:24:38,820
It's like, it's sort of a coffee, not replacement.

673
00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:40,788
You drink it with your coffee.

674
00:24:40,964 --> 00:24:41,996
Like, coffee alone.

675
00:24:42,068 --> 00:24:45,532
For me, I'm doing like, two, three, sometimes four cups in the morning.

676
00:24:45,716 --> 00:24:50,830
And when I get to that three, I'm like, mmm, maybe I'm doing too many coffees today.

677
00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:55,514
So try this after, like, one, and then I'll have one more.

678
00:24:55,562 --> 00:25:02,002
I cap it at two, and I like, it doesn't, like, make you crazy or jittery or, you know, it's

679
00:25:02,026 --> 00:25:06,306
not like a red bull or anything like that by any stretch of the imagination, but I find

680
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,746
that my coffee lasts longer.

681
00:25:07,778 --> 00:25:11,682
I'm not like, fuck, it's noon and I need more coffee or anything like that.

682
00:25:11,706 --> 00:25:12,034
I just.

683
00:25:12,082 --> 00:25:16,994
It just kind of keeps me status quo throughout the day, and I don't need any more coffee.

684
00:25:17,042 --> 00:25:17,648
I don't know.

685
00:25:17,754 --> 00:25:18,012
Yeah.

686
00:25:18,036 --> 00:25:19,996
So I've been on in a couple days now.

687
00:25:20,108 --> 00:25:20,956
Same two days.

688
00:25:20,988 --> 00:25:21,340
Yeah.

689
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:26,060
And I am immediately noticed how less scatterbrained I was.

690
00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:29,140
Like, the focus is real.

691
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:30,040
Yeah.

692
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:34,988
You know, it's like, like an all natural memory type deal.

693
00:25:35,044 --> 00:25:37,860
Like it, like a brain health type shot.

694
00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:38,684
Yeah.

695
00:25:38,852 --> 00:25:40,916
The flavor is actually pretty solid.

696
00:25:40,948 --> 00:25:42,532
I was kind of nervous on it.

697
00:25:42,716 --> 00:25:44,132
Remember I talked about this last time?

698
00:25:44,156 --> 00:25:47,710
I was like, look, it's kind of like Red Bull where either you really like it or you really

699
00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:48,182
don't like it.

700
00:25:48,206 --> 00:25:48,606
Right?

701
00:25:48,718 --> 00:25:49,558
I really like it.

702
00:25:49,574 --> 00:25:50,534
I don't mind it at all.

703
00:25:50,622 --> 00:25:54,014
But it's like, I've seen people take, like, those healthy shots, right?

704
00:25:54,062 --> 00:25:56,862
They get, like, the ginger shots, wheatgrass, whatever.

705
00:25:56,966 --> 00:25:58,950
And they have to plug their nose.

706
00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:02,462
And, you know, even doing that, they still gag.

707
00:26:02,606 --> 00:26:06,286
This is about maybe takes half a second to drink.

708
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:06,622
Yeah.

709
00:26:06,646 --> 00:26:07,462
One little shot.

710
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,662
One little shot down the gullet.

711
00:26:09,806 --> 00:26:11,730
Get some of that matcha flavor.

712
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,960
It's an ingredient in there.

713
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,408
And pretty strong flavor.

714
00:26:15,544 --> 00:26:16,808
I enjoy it, actually.

715
00:26:16,984 --> 00:26:23,056
And it definitely keeps me, like, even keel, like, calm minded, focused.

716
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,780
I'm actually kind of shocked, to tell you the truth.

717
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,656
Yeah, you didn't get to try it last time.

718
00:26:27,688 --> 00:26:29,264
Like, that's what I'm always.

719
00:26:29,432 --> 00:26:32,688
My favorite part is it's not like some big jolt of energy.

720
00:26:32,744 --> 00:26:36,696
You're not going to, like, run around like a cokehead for the rest of the day, but you get

721
00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:39,224
that just kind of even keeled, and it's like, all right, I'm feeling.

722
00:26:39,272 --> 00:26:39,792
I'm feeling good.

723
00:26:39,816 --> 00:26:42,414
I don't need more coffee or I don't need a Red Bull or anything like that.

724
00:26:42,552 --> 00:26:43,162
Feeling good.

725
00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:43,866
I'm focusing.

726
00:26:43,898 --> 00:26:48,830
I'm doing my work, or, you know, getting my tanning in the pool going or whatever it is.

727
00:26:49,330 --> 00:26:50,986
Sometimes that takes some focus.

728
00:26:51,178 --> 00:26:53,234
So I was a bit skeptical on this.

729
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,858
It actually kind of blew my magic mind.

730
00:26:55,914 --> 00:26:57,218
And in about a.

731
00:26:57,234 --> 00:27:00,770
See what you did there, I got nerdy on it.

732
00:27:00,810 --> 00:27:03,618
I looked into, like, what was in it that makes the caffeine last.

733
00:27:03,674 --> 00:27:08,858
I'm going to screw up this name royally, but it's the l theanine, apparently, that is

734
00:27:08,874 --> 00:27:10,842
supposed to make the coffee help last all day.

735
00:27:10,906 --> 00:27:11,250
Whatever.

736
00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:11,642
Okay.

737
00:27:11,706 --> 00:27:12,466
Nerdy stuff.

738
00:27:12,578 --> 00:27:14,450
I also, you know me, I don't, I don't need carbs.

739
00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:15,690
I only drink my carbs.

740
00:27:15,770 --> 00:27:15,962
Right.

741
00:27:15,986 --> 00:27:18,670
There's no sugar in this thing, so I love that there's no sugar.

742
00:27:19,050 --> 00:27:20,626
Since I'm all low carb and stuff.

743
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It's all natural stuff, like you said.

744
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745
00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:28,810
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746
00:27:28,850 --> 00:27:31,106
Like I said, it's got that matcha in there.

747
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765
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766
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770
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Magic mind, brother.

777
00:28:39,126 --> 00:28:39,970
Get it.

778
00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:44,454
All right, before we move on to voicemail.

779
00:28:44,502 --> 00:28:44,926
Action.

780
00:28:45,038 --> 00:28:47,934
Let us find out what flex is drinking.

781
00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:53,702
In a world where craft beer is king, a world where muscles are bigger than gravity,

782
00:28:53,726 --> 00:28:57,086
growlers so big only one tongue can guide us.

783
00:28:57,198 --> 00:28:58,286
One man.

784
00:28:58,478 --> 00:28:59,782
One tongue.

785
00:28:59,966 --> 00:29:02,370
One tongue jobber.

786
00:29:02,830 --> 00:29:05,966
In this world, we must find out.

787
00:29:06,118 --> 00:29:09,170
What is flex drinking.

788
00:29:10,510 --> 00:29:12,570
I wish I was recording video on that.

789
00:29:13,070 --> 00:29:14,690
I just like making you laugh.

790
00:29:15,590 --> 00:29:25,796
So I did not find the Hulk Hogan beer whilst recording the show, but I am a real ale

791
00:29:25,868 --> 00:29:26,460
american.

792
00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:27,520
Okay.

793
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:38,668
Today and today only, Fleximus is drinking hot butcher for the world's ale, America the

794
00:29:38,684 --> 00:29:39,396
beautiful.

795
00:29:39,548 --> 00:29:40,172
All right.

796
00:29:40,276 --> 00:29:41,040
How cool.

797
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:42,412
That's actually pretty cool.

798
00:29:42,436 --> 00:29:44,388
Can I flag with the hops and.

799
00:29:44,404 --> 00:29:46,516
Say stars there, man?

800
00:29:46,668 --> 00:29:49,080
I did it simple, but it's artistic.

801
00:29:49,690 --> 00:29:51,994
So you drink an all Simcoe beer today.

802
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,834
Simon cryo.

803
00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:55,150
My apologies.

804
00:29:55,650 --> 00:29:58,874
This is mosaic hopped american pale ale.

805
00:29:58,962 --> 00:30:01,018
Not even a hazy pale ale, Greg.

806
00:30:01,154 --> 00:30:05,434
Oh, just in american pale, you went.

807
00:30:05,442 --> 00:30:12,570
With the see through stuff for the hops of every man.

808
00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:13,722
Yeah, it worked.

809
00:30:13,866 --> 00:30:15,264
So there.

810
00:30:15,402 --> 00:30:17,932
Tasting notes on the can, which, again, I love.

811
00:30:18,036 --> 00:30:19,436
I love these hot butcher cans.

812
00:30:19,468 --> 00:30:26,132
The art, the tasting notes says I'm going to get some ripe citrus, some pleasant, dank and

813
00:30:26,236 --> 00:30:27,560
tropical fruit.

814
00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:36,236
It's 6% abv untapped, has it at a 396, which is super solid for american pale ale.

815
00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:37,880
Just a pale ale in general.

816
00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:42,150
I can one up you on this description in a bad way, I guess.

817
00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:43,850
Does it have a word on you?

818
00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,110
Mosaic hopped american pillow.

819
00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:47,902
Oh, yeah.

820
00:30:48,006 --> 00:30:49,174
Need a minute to catch your breath.

821
00:30:49,262 --> 00:30:50,290
That was a lot.

822
00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,950
So the aroma on this beer was like.

823
00:30:54,030 --> 00:30:56,174
It kind of blew my mind when I poured it out.

824
00:30:56,342 --> 00:31:01,158
It was like guava juice with a little bit of passion fruit.

825
00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:02,758
You know how I feel about guava.

826
00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:07,070
Like, my mouth was watering, my whistle was wetland.

827
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,304
Just drooling over just how it smelled.

828
00:31:11,392 --> 00:31:12,352
And I said, you know what?

829
00:31:12,376 --> 00:31:15,400
I don't want to taste this beer right away because I don't want it to disappoint me.

830
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:15,864
And I was.

831
00:31:15,912 --> 00:31:16,560
I was fearful.

832
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,432
I'm not gonna lie.

833
00:31:17,536 --> 00:31:20,664
Yeah, rightfully, I warm up the old tongue jabber.

834
00:31:20,752 --> 00:31:21,424
Ooh.

835
00:31:21,592 --> 00:31:23,980
Sounded a little bit of something like this.

836
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,072
Oh, is that what it supposed to sound like?

837
00:31:26,136 --> 00:31:27,980
Yeah, that's what it's supposed to sound like.

838
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,940
So I dove in, like I'm gonna do again.

839
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,912
Doing bong ribs.

840
00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:37,288
And it is that aroma immediately to the palate.

841
00:31:37,384 --> 00:31:37,944
Oh, my God.

842
00:31:37,992 --> 00:31:40,600
It is loads of fucking guava.

843
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,048
Little bit of passion for it.

844
00:31:42,104 --> 00:31:45,648
None of this ripe citrus that they say, which I'm completely fine with.

845
00:31:45,744 --> 00:31:46,160
Yeah.

846
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:50,600
Because you give guava all fucking day, and I'm a happy camper.

847
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:51,624
Oh, I'm so jealous.

848
00:31:51,712 --> 00:31:56,000
There's some real delayed bitterness on this.

849
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,480
And being an american pale ale, that's what you're looking for.

850
00:31:59,560 --> 00:31:59,984
Mm hmm.

851
00:32:00,032 --> 00:32:03,136
Is just a little bit of that.

852
00:32:03,248 --> 00:32:06,424
This is pho nominal for a pale ale.

853
00:32:06,472 --> 00:32:07,472
Like, so good.

854
00:32:07,576 --> 00:32:09,608
You would absolutely love this beer.

855
00:32:09,744 --> 00:32:10,952
I already got a half chubb.

856
00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:11,936
I'm going to tell you.

857
00:32:12,048 --> 00:32:16,296
You were, like, immediately crossed my mind as I smelled the beer.

858
00:32:16,408 --> 00:32:18,856
Like, I wish he had this right now.

859
00:32:19,008 --> 00:32:20,256
I wish he had it, too.

860
00:32:20,368 --> 00:32:24,736
A 396 on untapped should be much higher if we're doing this.

861
00:32:24,808 --> 00:32:25,648
Come on, people.

862
00:32:25,784 --> 00:32:27,104
For what it is, it.

863
00:32:27,192 --> 00:32:28,728
This is unreal.

864
00:32:28,824 --> 00:32:30,256
You're like, I can see through it.

865
00:32:30,288 --> 00:32:31,504
I'm marking it down, right.

866
00:32:31,552 --> 00:32:35,120
It's not a hazy, it's not a double, triple.

867
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:35,704
Whatever.

868
00:32:35,792 --> 00:32:36,680
People are dumb.

869
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,912
This is what you want out of, like, a classic pale ale.

870
00:32:41,016 --> 00:32:41,400
I love.

871
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:41,728
I've.

872
00:32:41,784 --> 00:32:42,656
I'm so jealous.

873
00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:43,368
And they did it.

874
00:32:43,424 --> 00:32:44,576
Good job, hop butcher.

875
00:32:44,688 --> 00:32:45,456
Yeah, I told.

876
00:32:45,488 --> 00:32:45,936
I told you.

877
00:32:45,968 --> 00:32:46,616
I.

878
00:32:46,808 --> 00:32:49,808
Smelling this beer, tasting this beer, I said, this might be one of the best beers I've

879
00:32:49,824 --> 00:32:50,304
ever had.

880
00:32:50,392 --> 00:32:51,206
I did say that.

881
00:32:51,288 --> 00:32:52,018
You did say that.

882
00:32:52,074 --> 00:32:53,010
Off air, I said it.

883
00:32:53,090 --> 00:32:53,546
Yeah.

884
00:32:53,658 --> 00:32:55,218
And now on air, I said it.

885
00:32:55,394 --> 00:32:56,458
Well, very nice.

886
00:32:56,634 --> 00:32:57,162
Way to go.

887
00:32:57,186 --> 00:32:59,266
Way to be, like, all America with your good beers.

888
00:32:59,338 --> 00:32:59,522
Yeah.

889
00:32:59,546 --> 00:33:00,210
You know, it just.

890
00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:02,378
It just so happened that I, you know, and I.

891
00:33:02,434 --> 00:33:06,522
I gotta tell you what my new favorite thing now is bringing my kids in to help me pick out

892
00:33:06,546 --> 00:33:07,082
beer.

893
00:33:07,226 --> 00:33:10,114
That's my new favorite thing, is your kids picking out your beer.

894
00:33:10,202 --> 00:33:11,178
It's like, uh.

895
00:33:11,274 --> 00:33:14,030
Cause there's gonna be some misses in there, right?

896
00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:21,670
So I wasn't prepared for the show, so then earlier today, I had to go out, get some beer,

897
00:33:21,830 --> 00:33:27,422
and I went to my kids, and I was like, hey, who wants to go help dad pick up some beer

898
00:33:27,486 --> 00:33:28,090
today?

899
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:36,358
I just think it's fun to be able to do that with your kids, and then not only for that, but

900
00:33:36,374 --> 00:33:42,398
then for everyone at, like, the local shop to just be, like, so understanding and, you

901
00:33:42,414 --> 00:33:43,512
know, like, they get it.

902
00:33:43,606 --> 00:33:44,068
Yeah.

903
00:33:44,164 --> 00:33:46,636
And then my kids leave with handfuls of Tootsie rolls.

904
00:33:46,668 --> 00:33:47,916
And the win win.

905
00:33:47,988 --> 00:33:48,932
It's a win win.

906
00:33:48,996 --> 00:33:49,940
It really is.

907
00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:50,692
I can't wait.

908
00:33:50,716 --> 00:33:55,028
Like, if you let your kids do this, like, every week for the next few months or whatever it

909
00:33:55,044 --> 00:33:59,160
is, I cannot wait to see how many glitter beers you end up with.

910
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:03,316
So they're really into these unicorns on beers.

911
00:34:03,428 --> 00:34:04,572
Oh, I'm sure.

912
00:34:04,756 --> 00:34:05,564
Two daughters.

913
00:34:05,612 --> 00:34:06,164
Come on.

914
00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:14,684
I'm waiting for some of the goofy shit to, you know, them for, like, to not let me let it

915
00:34:14,772 --> 00:34:16,068
pass through my fingertips.

916
00:34:16,164 --> 00:34:18,540
Yeah, there's a beer out here from 818 brewing.

917
00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:18,756
The.

918
00:34:18,788 --> 00:34:21,732
The name is escaping me, but the can art is care bears.

919
00:34:21,876 --> 00:34:22,636
Okay.

920
00:34:22,788 --> 00:34:23,740
They would love that.

921
00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:26,036
Yeah, it's great beer too, though.

922
00:34:26,068 --> 00:34:30,788
So not a miss, but yeah, I'm just excited for what's to come.

923
00:34:30,884 --> 00:34:33,364
Well, I will continue.

924
00:34:33,532 --> 00:34:34,844
Take continuously.

925
00:34:34,892 --> 00:34:35,884
Take them now.

926
00:34:36,012 --> 00:34:41,236
Yeah, until, I would say school starts back up, because that's kind of why I have to take

927
00:34:41,268 --> 00:34:41,604
them now.

928
00:34:41,652 --> 00:34:42,332
Yeah, it makes sense.

929
00:34:42,396 --> 00:34:46,572
I have them all day, and hopefully we get a little piece of shit beer.

930
00:34:46,676 --> 00:34:47,884
Yeah, I can't wait.

931
00:34:47,972 --> 00:34:50,880
I've never been so excited for someone to drink shitty beer.

932
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,636
Oh, man.

933
00:34:52,828 --> 00:34:54,092
Oh, good times.

934
00:34:54,276 --> 00:34:55,316
All right, we're running a little long.

935
00:34:55,348 --> 00:34:55,628
Let's.

936
00:34:55,684 --> 00:34:59,840
Let's check in with some voicemail here from our friend Fontana Jim.

937
00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:03,094
Hello, no one is available to take your call.

938
00:35:03,212 --> 00:35:05,590
Please leave a message after the tone.

939
00:35:06,410 --> 00:35:08,362
Hey, you guys there?

940
00:35:08,466 --> 00:35:09,266
Misses B.

941
00:35:09,298 --> 00:35:10,338
Fontana Jim.

942
00:35:10,474 --> 00:35:12,910
I got maybe an unpopular opinion.

943
00:35:13,330 --> 00:35:15,298
Mix twelve packs from a brewery.

944
00:35:15,434 --> 00:35:16,670
I do like them.

945
00:35:16,970 --> 00:35:21,150
I really do enjoy when they throw some unique beer in.

946
00:35:21,530 --> 00:35:26,786
Maybe a little bit pissed off that they make me buy fucking twelve beers so I can have four

947
00:35:26,818 --> 00:35:29,244
of a new one or three of a new one.

948
00:35:29,322 --> 00:35:31,104
But that's not my hot take.

949
00:35:31,192 --> 00:35:36,480
My hot take is why the fuck are you throwing in your tired ass?

950
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,712
Should be retired beer into your mixer.

951
00:35:39,776 --> 00:35:40,640
Twelve pack.

952
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:41,248
Yeah.

953
00:35:41,344 --> 00:35:41,736
Yeah.

954
00:35:41,808 --> 00:35:46,008
I'm looking at you, stone, with your bullshit stone ipa that's been around for a thousand

955
00:35:46,104 --> 00:35:46,456
years.

956
00:35:46,528 --> 00:35:52,032
Yeah, I'm also looking at you, Firestone Walker, with that bullshit Union Jack.

957
00:35:52,136 --> 00:35:53,424
I mean, Union Jack.

958
00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:57,296
Does anybody ever go to a bars of Union Jack on tap anywhere?

959
00:35:57,368 --> 00:36:00,128
Has anyone ever requested union fucking Jack?

960
00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:04,648
It tastes like a 1990 IPA.

961
00:36:04,784 --> 00:36:05,728
It's stale.

962
00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:07,648
It's old school, east coast.

963
00:36:07,704 --> 00:36:10,040
Yeah, there might be people that really like this stuff.

964
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,336
I go fuck yourself, man.

965
00:36:11,368 --> 00:36:12,928
The world's moved on.

966
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:15,904
Some people might like driving model t's.

967
00:36:16,072 --> 00:36:20,160
Some people might like rear ending somebody and having that steering wheel call and punch

968
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,150
up through their chest.

969
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,178
That ain't me.

970
00:36:22,274 --> 00:36:23,270
That's dumb.

971
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:25,354
Hi, Vanessa.

972
00:36:25,522 --> 00:36:26,954
See you guys later.

973
00:36:27,082 --> 00:36:28,586
Oh, yeah.

974
00:36:28,618 --> 00:36:31,870
And yeah, fuck you, dog.

975
00:36:32,330 --> 00:36:35,030
Oh, yeah, your mom.

976
00:36:36,930 --> 00:36:38,234
And Fontana gym.

977
00:36:38,282 --> 00:36:40,590
Aggressive, coming in hot.

978
00:36:42,010 --> 00:36:43,590
I will chime in here.

979
00:36:44,330 --> 00:36:46,778
I do like mixed variety.

980
00:36:46,834 --> 00:36:47,870
Twelve packs of.

981
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,520
Not when you throw a belgian wit in there.

982
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:54,544
Oh, that will make me not buy your mixed self packs there.

983
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:55,648
Agreed.

984
00:36:55,824 --> 00:36:56,208
By the way.

985
00:36:56,224 --> 00:36:58,320
805538 beer 23 37.

986
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,856
If you want to leave a voicemail, I am actually a hundred percent with Fontana Jim on this.

987
00:37:02,968 --> 00:37:07,328
I've been complaining for years about stone IPA being in, like, mixed packs or when they

988
00:37:07,344 --> 00:37:11,128
were sending them out to the, like, their influencers group to post on instagram.

989
00:37:11,304 --> 00:37:14,296
Um, it's like, hey, man, you've been around for 30 fucking years.

990
00:37:14,328 --> 00:37:17,216
We all know what a stone IPA every dolls what it.

991
00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:18,368
We're not trying one now.

992
00:37:18,384 --> 00:37:20,326
If we don't have, um, union J.

993
00:37:20,358 --> 00:37:24,782
If you're trying to gateway somebody into craft beer, no, you're not gonna.

994
00:37:24,966 --> 00:37:26,062
You're not gonna give them.

995
00:37:26,166 --> 00:37:28,686
Hey, do you hate the enamel on your teeth?

996
00:37:28,838 --> 00:37:32,038
Do you hate being able to taste other things while you're drinking?

997
00:37:32,134 --> 00:37:33,614
Try this stone IPA.

998
00:37:33,662 --> 00:37:34,534
It's great.

999
00:37:34,702 --> 00:37:36,730
Never want to drink another beer again.

1000
00:37:39,230 --> 00:37:40,502
Yeah, I am 100 with that.

1001
00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:41,318
Yeah, Union Jack.

1002
00:37:41,374 --> 00:37:45,806
Look, I like Union Jack better than stone IPA, but yeah, it's.

1003
00:37:45,838 --> 00:37:48,274
It's old and Firestone.

1004
00:37:48,322 --> 00:37:48,826
A few years.

1005
00:37:48,858 --> 00:37:51,274
Well, a few years, it will probably come close to ten years.

1006
00:37:51,322 --> 00:37:56,994
But they retired pale 31, which was their core pale ale pal.

1007
00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:58,802
31 was delicious.

1008
00:37:58,986 --> 00:38:04,430
And yet they kept Union Jack around like, you guys did the wrong thing.

1009
00:38:05,290 --> 00:38:06,474
So, yeah, I'm.

1010
00:38:06,522 --> 00:38:08,554
I'm 100% with Jim on this one.

1011
00:38:08,682 --> 00:38:13,842
If you want us to try a multi pack and you want us to get hooked and come back looking for

1012
00:38:13,866 --> 00:38:18,012
your brewery again, don't give us your stale ipas from 1996.

1013
00:38:18,076 --> 00:38:18,956
Give us something new.

1014
00:38:18,988 --> 00:38:19,740
Give us some.

1015
00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:20,660
Some fun.

1016
00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:21,380
I don't know.

1017
00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:22,092
Boom.

1018
00:38:22,236 --> 00:38:24,212
Don't give us belgian wits.

1019
00:38:24,356 --> 00:38:25,148
Yeah, don't give us.

1020
00:38:25,204 --> 00:38:26,800
Nobody wants a belgian wit.

1021
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:28,480
Yeah.

1022
00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:29,852
Hot dog water.

1023
00:38:29,956 --> 00:38:30,772
That's a no for me.

1024
00:38:30,796 --> 00:38:31,244
Dog.

1025
00:38:31,332 --> 00:38:32,508
Hot dog water.

1026
00:38:32,684 --> 00:38:34,000
In a bad way, though.

1027
00:38:36,540 --> 00:38:39,668
The only good way is, like, limp Bizkit, right?

1028
00:38:39,724 --> 00:38:42,164
Yeah, he's got a pair with a chocolate starfish.

1029
00:38:42,332 --> 00:38:42,836
Mmm.

1030
00:38:42,908 --> 00:38:43,880
Daddy.

1031
00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:45,292
All right, let's.

1032
00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:47,148
Let's knock some news out real quick.

1033
00:38:47,324 --> 00:38:51,452
In a huge case of who gives a shit, Guinness has signed a four year agreement with the

1034
00:38:51,476 --> 00:38:52,372
Premier League.

1035
00:38:52,516 --> 00:38:52,900
Shit.

1036
00:38:52,940 --> 00:38:54,148
That's awesome.

1037
00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:54,476
Yeah.

1038
00:38:54,508 --> 00:38:55,460
Two things I don't care about.

1039
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:56,880
Guinness and soccer.

1040
00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,876
I know Flex is a huge soccer fan.

1041
00:39:00,948 --> 00:39:02,120
I'm gonna hold it.

1042
00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:04,420
I like world soccer.

1043
00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:08,140
I don't enjoy club very much, but.

1044
00:39:08,260 --> 00:39:10,172
World soccer, I don't know what the Premier League is.

1045
00:39:10,196 --> 00:39:11,514
I just know it's soccer related.

1046
00:39:11,612 --> 00:39:11,942
It's.

1047
00:39:12,006 --> 00:39:13,886
It's like english club soccer.

1048
00:39:13,998 --> 00:39:14,390
No?

1049
00:39:14,470 --> 00:39:15,206
Well, chip chip.

1050
00:39:15,238 --> 00:39:15,598
Cheerio.

1051
00:39:15,654 --> 00:39:17,974
Fuck off, Corona.

1052
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,342
Another case of who cares?

1053
00:39:19,446 --> 00:39:22,526
Corona Sunbrews are rolling out regionally.

1054
00:39:22,638 --> 00:39:23,570
What are those?

1055
00:39:23,990 --> 00:39:25,366
Corona Sunbrew.

1056
00:39:25,438 --> 00:39:26,910
Citrus Cerveza.

1057
00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:32,070
Is now available in several northeastern markets, including Bastin, Connecticut, Delaware,

1058
00:39:32,110 --> 00:39:34,822
New Jersey, Rhode Island, Philadelphia and New York City metro area.

1059
00:39:34,926 --> 00:39:38,926
This bureau is officially unveiled earlier this year during Constellation brand's gold

1060
00:39:38,998 --> 00:39:40,814
Network distributor meeting in Las Vegas.

1061
00:39:40,862 --> 00:39:46,816
The corona line extension is brewed with real orange and lime juice and peels.

1062
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:51,740
Oh, don't tell me it's made with real orange and lime juice and peels.

1063
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,740
Real, not the fake peels.

1064
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,020
I don't believe it.

1065
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:02,840
In an effort to appeal to younger, legal drinking age consumers who are seeking flavor

1066
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,608
forward offerings or seeking flavor, they're looking for flavor.

1067
00:40:06,664 --> 00:40:08,784
Yeah, they're seeking beer that doesn't taste like corona.

1068
00:40:08,872 --> 00:40:12,630
They should probably look at their recipe and try and fix that.

1069
00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:14,054
Yeah, exactly.

1070
00:40:14,102 --> 00:40:16,650
So once again, who cares, dumbass?

1071
00:40:17,270 --> 00:40:23,446
Crowns and hops named Sam Adams brewing the american dream winner Crowns and Hops Brewing

1072
00:40:23,478 --> 00:40:27,366
Company has been selected as the winner of the 13th annual Sam Adams brewing.

1073
00:40:27,398 --> 00:40:31,730
The dream brewing and business experience ship.

1074
00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:33,030
So many words.

1075
00:40:33,150 --> 00:40:37,046
The black woman and veteran owned Englewood, California based craft brewery will receive a

1076
00:40:37,078 --> 00:40:42,818
support and mentorship from Boston Beer company leaders, including founder Jim Coke, Crowns

1077
00:40:42,834 --> 00:40:43,818
and Gawk.

1078
00:40:43,874 --> 00:40:50,130
Yeah, Crowns and Hopps will also have the opportunity to create a specialty beer with

1079
00:40:50,170 --> 00:40:55,482
Boston Beers Brewing team and receive a trip to the Gabf festival in Denver.

1080
00:40:55,626 --> 00:40:56,146
That's cool.

1081
00:40:56,178 --> 00:40:57,390
Until they sell out.

1082
00:40:58,050 --> 00:41:00,258
Until Boston beer buys them.

1083
00:41:00,394 --> 00:41:04,986
Crowns and hops was selected by a group of expert judges and by an audience vote during the

1084
00:41:05,018 --> 00:41:08,106
crafting dreams beer bash in Boston a couple weeks ago.

1085
00:41:08,138 --> 00:41:14,450
The company was among six finalists, including back unturned oh dear.

1086
00:41:14,570 --> 00:41:15,946
What a terrible name.

1087
00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:17,162
Yeah, back unturned.

1088
00:41:17,226 --> 00:41:17,962
This one's the worst.

1089
00:41:18,026 --> 00:41:18,738
Dakota Beer.

1090
00:41:18,794 --> 00:41:22,546
D o k k a b I e r Dakobeer.

1091
00:41:22,618 --> 00:41:23,506
Sounds German.

1092
00:41:23,618 --> 00:41:24,242
Yeah.

1093
00:41:24,386 --> 00:41:29,030
Dublin Corners, Kanzo Brewing and Providence Brewing.

1094
00:41:29,690 --> 00:41:35,010
In the announcement, Cock said that Crowns and Hops is a shiny example of the immense

1095
00:41:35,050 --> 00:41:36,810
talent within the craft brewing industry.

1096
00:41:36,970 --> 00:41:41,698
He continued, their infectious energy, dedication and passion for growth stood out to us.

1097
00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:45,978
These qualities are vital to keeping the beating heart of the craft beer movement strong

1098
00:41:46,034 --> 00:41:47,378
for many years to come.

1099
00:41:47,514 --> 00:41:51,962
Benny Ashburn and Tu Hunter's commitment to furthering the innovation and inclusivity of

1100
00:41:51,986 --> 00:41:57,122
craft beer demonstrates the spirit and drive that will continue to invigorate our industry.

1101
00:41:57,306 --> 00:42:00,602
Ashburn called the achievement a remarkable milestone for the business.

1102
00:42:00,666 --> 00:42:04,962
She added, Tio and I are excited that this opportunity will not only enhance our ability

1103
00:42:05,026 --> 00:42:10,214
for continued impact locally, but also propel us toward the broader footprint we've always

1104
00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:15,190
envisioned as we go deeper down the path of community building, culture, preservation and

1105
00:42:15,230 --> 00:42:17,166
palette expansion through world class beer.

1106
00:42:17,198 --> 00:42:20,038
We are proud to have Sam Adams in our corner.

1107
00:42:20,134 --> 00:42:21,970
I think they got AI to write that.

1108
00:42:22,830 --> 00:42:24,130
I know I would have.

1109
00:42:24,510 --> 00:42:25,930
I know you would have.

1110
00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:28,550
No question about that.

1111
00:42:28,710 --> 00:42:32,990
Hey, you remember about a year or so ago, those australian dudes that broke the record for

1112
00:42:33,030 --> 00:42:35,438
most pubs visited in 24 hours?

1113
00:42:35,574 --> 00:42:37,590
Wasn't that like four months ago?

1114
00:42:37,750 --> 00:42:38,934
Oh, it felt like a year ago.

1115
00:42:38,982 --> 00:42:40,646
Maybe it was like four months ago.

1116
00:42:40,838 --> 00:42:44,370
Hey, remember somewhere between four and twelve months ago we talked about that.

1117
00:42:46,510 --> 00:42:46,886
Yeah.

1118
00:42:46,918 --> 00:42:49,170
Anyways, what was it, 100 in a day?

1119
00:42:49,470 --> 00:42:51,730
I think it ended up being 99, but yes.

1120
00:42:52,590 --> 00:42:55,094
Anyways, some old man just broke their fucking record.

1121
00:42:55,142 --> 00:42:56,870
Those old pansies, man.

1122
00:42:56,910 --> 00:43:00,462
Drinks at 120 bars in 24 hours.

1123
00:43:00,606 --> 00:43:01,710
And he did it by himself.

1124
00:43:01,790 --> 00:43:10,564
Unlike those little shits, a 69 year old retiree visited 120 pubs to order drinks in 24

1125
00:43:10,612 --> 00:43:12,292
hours, breaking against world record.

1126
00:43:12,436 --> 00:43:17,068
David Clarkson, who was born in Britain, but lives in Australia for over 40 years, started

1127
00:43:17,124 --> 00:43:20,532
his attempt with a drink at the Captain Cook Hotel in Sydney.

1128
00:43:20,636 --> 00:43:25,804
He walked to 119 more establishments over the course of the following 24 hours.

1129
00:43:25,892 --> 00:43:26,740
Bullshit.

1130
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:33,424
Ordered 120 establishments that close that you can walk to in 24 hours.

1131
00:43:33,552 --> 00:43:34,416
I don't know, man.

1132
00:43:34,528 --> 00:43:40,304
Guinness World Records adjudicator Pete Fairburn joined Clarkson for the first four and

1133
00:43:40,352 --> 00:43:42,980
final 4 hours of his attempt.

1134
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,848
Other witnesses accompanied Clarkson during the middle period of his pub crawl, collecting

1135
00:43:47,904 --> 00:43:49,480
evidence for Fairburn to review.

1136
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:56,124
At the end of the day, his attempt came to an end at the succeed at the Sussex Garden bar,

1137
00:43:56,312 --> 00:43:58,284
where he certified his record.

1138
00:43:58,412 --> 00:44:03,900
He took the title from Australians Harry Cruz and Jake Loitering, who visited 99 pubs in 24

1139
00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:04,380
hours.

1140
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:05,292
What a man.

1141
00:44:05,396 --> 00:44:06,400
69.

1142
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:11,920
Dude, I still don't understand, like, no fucking way.

1143
00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:13,548
That's a lot.

1144
00:44:13,644 --> 00:44:15,940
Just the time commitment alone.

1145
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:17,068
24 hours.

1146
00:44:17,124 --> 00:44:19,452
So, like, how jacked up are you getting?

1147
00:44:19,636 --> 00:44:22,668
Must be so jacked up before you even start.

1148
00:44:22,844 --> 00:44:27,332
Yeah, I guess it's real because Guinness guys are with him.

1149
00:44:27,476 --> 00:44:29,172
Well, he's only with him for like half a day.

1150
00:44:29,196 --> 00:44:29,916
Not even half the day.

1151
00:44:29,948 --> 00:44:31,484
Not even a third of the day, if you.

1152
00:44:31,532 --> 00:44:36,932
Yeah, so as promised, we're end things off with some 4 July fun facts.

1153
00:44:37,036 --> 00:44:38,084
I love fun facts.

1154
00:44:38,132 --> 00:44:39,540
We'll see if this makes almost as.

1155
00:44:39,580 --> 00:44:40,820
Much as I love lists.

1156
00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:45,600
Yeah, I don't think this one will piss you off, but hopefully it's fun with the facts.

1157
00:44:45,980 --> 00:44:54,032
Last year, Americans spent an estimated $15.8 billion for the 4 July consumers.

1158
00:44:54,096 --> 00:45:02,632
That consumers spend a total of 9.5 billion on food and 4.02 billion on alcohol, which was

1159
00:45:02,656 --> 00:45:03,304
mostly beer.

1160
00:45:03,392 --> 00:45:06,256
Americans spend over 2 billion on Independence day.

1161
00:45:06,288 --> 00:45:07,224
Fireworks.

1162
00:45:07,352 --> 00:45:07,960
Fuck off.

1163
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,256
Stop lighting fireworks.

1164
00:45:09,288 --> 00:45:10,144
Off at 1230.

1165
00:45:10,192 --> 00:45:10,960
At night.

1166
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,200
Now I sound like a grandpa.

1167
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:14,320
You gotta stop running the buy one get one deals.

1168
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,180
Yeah.

1169
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,380
Or buy one get by free.

1170
00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:18,506
Yeah.

1171
00:45:18,578 --> 00:45:18,810
Please.

1172
00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,430
Stop, stop, stop.

1173
00:45:20,850 --> 00:45:25,990
60% of Americans plan to purchase food for July 4, and 35% plan to purchase alcohol.

1174
00:45:26,650 --> 00:45:28,194
More people need to purchase alcohol.

1175
00:45:28,282 --> 00:45:32,946
The average adult spent $93 on food, including snacks, for Independence Day.

1176
00:45:33,098 --> 00:45:41,250
Americans spend an estimated total of $73.125 million on hot dogs for July 4 celebration,

1177
00:45:41,410 --> 00:45:45,410
purchasing approximately 150 million dogs.

1178
00:45:45,490 --> 00:45:46,634
Do you know why, Coley?

1179
00:45:46,762 --> 00:45:48,618
Because who doesn't like a fucking hot.

1180
00:45:48,674 --> 00:45:50,082
I know she's unamerican.

1181
00:45:50,186 --> 00:45:51,470
Just un american.

1182
00:45:52,090 --> 00:45:58,650
Statistics indicate that alcohol consumers ultimately spent an additional 1.02 billion, or

1183
00:45:58,690 --> 00:46:01,682
34.1% more than they had planned.

1184
00:46:01,786 --> 00:46:08,578
41% of Americans purchased alcoholic beverages for their 4 July celebrations last year.

1185
00:46:08,674 --> 00:46:09,954
Only 41%.

1186
00:46:10,042 --> 00:46:11,050
What's wrong with you?

1187
00:46:11,130 --> 00:46:11,872
Hmm?

1188
00:46:12,066 --> 00:46:18,516
4 July celebrants purchased an estimated $2.5 billion in beer, cider, and flavored malt

1189
00:46:18,548 --> 00:46:19,172
beverages.

1190
00:46:19,316 --> 00:46:26,276
An estimated 61.3% of alcohol sales were beer, cider, and flavored malt beverages.

1191
00:46:26,468 --> 00:46:31,356
Americans spent approximately $656 million on wine for 4 July.

1192
00:46:31,428 --> 00:46:32,516
Why would you drink wine?

1193
00:46:32,588 --> 00:46:33,644
Interesting choice.

1194
00:46:33,812 --> 00:46:34,276
Yeah.

1195
00:46:34,348 --> 00:46:34,692
Not where.

1196
00:46:34,716 --> 00:46:38,044
I mean, maybe white wine, but red coats didn't win.

1197
00:46:38,172 --> 00:46:38,880
Yeah.

1198
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:40,480
You are not wrong.

1199
00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:45,764
Consumers purchased $900 million in spirits for independence day.

1200
00:46:45,852 --> 00:46:52,708
And from 2021 to 2022, total July 4, alcohol sales increased only 1.8%.

1201
00:46:52,804 --> 00:46:55,760
So people spend a lot of money on 4 July.

1202
00:46:56,060 --> 00:46:57,400
That's what I've learned.

1203
00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:59,360
Lots of money coming through.

1204
00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:00,680
Interesting.

1205
00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:01,820
Exactly.

1206
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:02,380
That's it.

1207
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:03,220
That's all we've got.

1208
00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:03,902
That's it.

1209
00:47:03,996 --> 00:47:04,634
That's it, man.

1210
00:47:04,682 --> 00:47:05,506
There's no more.

1211
00:47:05,618 --> 00:47:06,618
No mas.

1212
00:47:06,794 --> 00:47:07,562
Yes, total.

1213
00:47:07,666 --> 00:47:08,522
Hi, Vanessa.

1214
00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:09,642
Hi, Vanessa.

1215
00:47:09,786 --> 00:47:12,826
Hope everyone out there enjoys some, uh, some fireworks.

1216
00:47:12,938 --> 00:47:14,322
Please stop scaring my dog.

1217
00:47:14,426 --> 00:47:16,090
Keep fireworks till, like, before.

1218
00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:16,962
1030.

1219
00:47:17,106 --> 00:47:19,234
Well, before the first.

1220
00:47:19,362 --> 00:47:22,190
Like, just before the celebration.

1221
00:47:22,570 --> 00:47:23,138
Yeah.

1222
00:47:23,234 --> 00:47:24,610
Like, city celebration.

1223
00:47:24,770 --> 00:47:25,274
Yeah.

1224
00:47:25,362 --> 00:47:27,250
Once the city fireworks go off, once.

1225
00:47:27,290 --> 00:47:29,664
The grand finale is done, just be done.

1226
00:47:29,762 --> 00:47:30,468
Go to bed.

1227
00:47:30,564 --> 00:47:30,956
Yeah.

1228
00:47:31,028 --> 00:47:32,828
They're better at it than you are, trust me.

1229
00:47:32,964 --> 00:47:33,972
Have a bonfire.

1230
00:47:34,076 --> 00:47:34,628
That's cool.

1231
00:47:34,684 --> 00:47:35,036
Yeah.

1232
00:47:35,108 --> 00:47:36,748
Bonfires are way more fun, actually.

1233
00:47:36,804 --> 00:47:38,340
Everybody loves bonfire.

1234
00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:40,156
That's my favorite thing to do at Nick and Nicole's house.

1235
00:47:40,188 --> 00:47:40,828
They have a fire pit.

1236
00:47:40,844 --> 00:47:43,440
We just sit out there and drink and set people on fire.

1237
00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:44,612
People.

1238
00:47:44,756 --> 00:47:47,180
I did light someone's foot on fire by accident one time.

1239
00:47:47,260 --> 00:47:48,852
Well, to be continued.

1240
00:47:48,916 --> 00:47:49,564
I was drunk.

1241
00:47:49,612 --> 00:47:50,240
Yeah.

1242
00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:52,348
TBC.

1243
00:47:52,524 --> 00:47:53,880
To be continued.

1244
00:47:54,460 --> 00:47:57,646
Find us on the socials at craft beer Republic.

1245
00:47:57,678 --> 00:48:00,158
And, of course, flex me beer underscores in between.

1246
00:48:00,214 --> 00:48:01,502
Craft beer public.com, 805.

1247
00:48:01,526 --> 00:48:03,094
Five, three, eight beer.

1248
00:48:03,222 --> 00:48:04,558
2337.

1249
00:48:04,694 --> 00:48:07,462
Mail at crappy republic.com I think that's earth thing.

1250
00:48:07,606 --> 00:48:10,766
I hope everyone is staying very well hydrated.

1251
00:48:10,918 --> 00:48:15,270
And on that note, good night everybody.