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Ann MazingaToday is December 11, 2024.
Ann MazingaI'm one of your hosts, Ann Mazinga.
Chris WaltonAnd I'm still Chris Walton, and we're.
Ann MazingaHere once again to discuss all the top headlines from the past week making waves in the world of omnichannel retailing.
Ann MazingaChris we only have two weeks left of the year.
Ann MazingaBelieve it or not, this is our last regularly scheduled Omnitalk Fast Five.
Ann MazingaAre you excited for next week's episode?
Chris WaltonOf course, Ann.
Chris WaltonI mean, I love next week's episode.
Chris WaltonNext week's episode is by far and away my favorite fast five to record every year.
Chris WaltonI'm sure it is yours too, because, you know, we invite David Brown and David river from the A and M Consumer Retail Group to join us, which I think this is our third year they've done our holiday award show.
Chris WaltonRight?
Chris WaltonLike our annual third year.
Ann MazingaThey've done it.
Ann MazingaYeah, yeah, this is.
Ann MazingaI can't remember how many years this is for us though.
Ann MazingaI mean this has got to be.
Chris WaltonOh, yeah, we've been doing it since 2018.
Chris WaltonSo yeah, this is probably.
Chris WaltonYeah, yeah.
Chris WaltonSo we've done it for a long time.
Chris WaltonBut yeah, it's become an annual tradition with the two Dave's.
Chris WaltonAnd I love when they come on because we touch everything.
Chris WaltonWe do, you know, CEO of the Year, Retail Headline of the year, Retailer of the Year.
Chris WaltonAnd you know, my favorite category that you came up with last year too is retail headline you'd most want to turn into a movie, which I think is awesome.
Chris WaltonI've got some, I've got some teas too.
Chris WaltonAnd like, I think, you know, my Retail of the year, it's, it's a, it's a, it's still a race.
Chris WaltonI don't know who I'm going to pick.
Chris WaltonIt's between Walmart Sprouts and Abercrombie.
Chris WaltonThose are, those are my leaders right now.
Chris WaltonThey're sitting near the pole position, I guess you would say.
Ann MazingaAnd, but we know who your CEO of the Year is going to be.
Ann MazingaI mean, seven years strong, I think.
Chris WaltonSeven years in a row.
Ann MazingaYeah, maybe, maybe you'll diverge this year, but I highly doubt it based on your history.
Chris WaltonAbsolutely not.
Chris WaltonAbsolutely not.
Chris WaltonAnd there's not even a.
Chris WaltonThere's not even a 1A and a 1B.
Chris WaltonFor those listening.
Chris WaltonAnd for those listening, she's referencing Doug McMillan.
Chris WaltonBecause I, I enabered with Doug and all he's done at Walmart.
Chris WaltonBut, but yeah, and the other thing about it too, Ann, is it's a salute to the A and M consumer Retail Group because they, we have such a unique partnership with them in terms of how they ask us the put you on the spot question every week.
Chris WaltonThey're very candid, Frank.
Chris WaltonThey appear on our podcast and talk about different retailers and give their opinions on it very candidly and point blankly.
Chris WaltonIt's just so unique and so testament to them.
Chris WaltonAnd thank you to all their, their help and support over the year as well.
Ann MazingaYeah, it's going to be fun.
Ann MazingaSo make sure you either catch that one when we release it Next Wednesday or.
Ann MazingaIt's a good.
Ann MazingaIt's also a good listen for your holiday travels, right?
Chris WaltonYeah.
Ann MazingaI mean, yeah.
Ann MazingaAnd.
Chris WaltonYeah, and we cut it up into shorts.
Chris WaltonWe got 10 awards.
Chris Walton10 awards slated.
Chris WaltonWe'll cut them all up into shorts so you can take them however you want.
Chris WaltonBite size.
Chris WaltonYou can watch the full episode, whatever you want.
Chris WaltonBut.
Chris WaltonAll right, as we get to the headlines.
Ann MazingaLet's get to the headlines, Chris.
Ann MazingaLet's do it.
Chris WaltonAll right.
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Chris WaltonThat's right.
Chris WaltonIn this week's Fast5, we've got news on tractor supplies, growing store expansion plans, Porch pals, new porch piracy insurance.
Chris WaltonThat's 4P words for those keeping score.
Chris WaltonStore.
Chris WaltonI can't.
Chris WaltonI'm stumbling over the p alliteration.
Chris WaltonAnd 4p words for those keeping score at home.
Chris WaltonDollar General slowing its rollout of fresh food.
Chris WaltonElf Cosmetics creating a 3D shopping experience for its loyalty members.
Chris WaltonAnd Kroger's Director of digital marketplaces, Brooke Chambers joins us for five insightful minutes.
Chris WaltonBut we begin today.
Chris WaltonOr should I say rev up today's podcast.
Ann MazingaOh, God.
Chris WaltonWith big news out of Amazon.
Ann MazingaOh, my God, Chris.
Ann MazingaHeadline number one.
Ann MazingaAmazon is officially in the online car sales business.
Ann MazingaAccording to TechCrunch, Amazon expanded Monday into online car sales with the launch of Amazon Autos, an e commerce business that lets customers find, order and buy new cars, trucks, and SUVs from dealerships.
Ann MazingaAmazon is kicking off the new endeavor with Hyundai.
Ann MazingaHyundai.
Ann MazingaI never say that.
Ann MazingaRight, Hyun?
Ann MazingaHyundai.
Chris WaltonHyundai.
Chris WaltonI don't know.
Ann MazingaIn 48.
Ann MazingaHyundai?
Chris WaltonI don't think so, but Hyundai, I think Hyundai.
Ann MazingaHyundai.
Ann MazingaI.
Ann MazingaWe're going to have to, like, cut a clip of us trying to say this because it is ridiculous.
Ann MazingaI.
Ann MazingaI want to say Hyundai, but it's not right.
Ann MazingaOkay.
Ann MazingaAnyway, yeah.
Ann Mazinga48 U.S.
Ann Mazingacities now, including Atlanta, Boston, Chicago, L.A.
Ann Mazinganew York.
Ann MazingaAnd the launch comes more than a year since the e commerce giant announced plans to start Selling vehicles on its website.
Ann MazingaIn the second half of 2024, Amazon Autos will function in many ways like the rest of the broader Amazon e commerce ecosystem.
Ann MazingaShoppers will be able to search for available vehicles from participating dealers by model, trim, color, and features.
Ann MazingaNotably, customers will also be able to secure financing and e sign paperwork via the Amazon Auto site.
Ann MazingaOnce the payment is finalized, customers can schedule when to pick up their vehicle from that dealership.
Ann MazingaChris, could you ever see yourself buying a Hyundai or any other car from Amazon?
Chris WaltonStumble down on the joke.
Chris WaltonI love it.
Chris WaltonAll right.
Chris WaltonYes, I actually could.
Chris WaltonI actually could see myself doing this.
Chris WaltonI.
Chris WaltonOkay, Yeah, I think this.
Chris WaltonI 100.
Chris WaltonI think this is pretty freaking sweet.
Chris WaltonI think it's a great move by Amazon.
Chris WaltonI don't.
Chris WaltonDid you try it out yet?
Chris WaltonDid you go on the site?
Ann MazingaI did, yeah.
Ann MazingaYeah, yeah, yeah.
Chris WaltonI can't wait to hear what you thought.
Chris WaltonBut I thought it was.
Chris WaltonI thought it was pretty darn good.
Chris WaltonI mean, it'll coordinate financing for you.
Chris WaltonThe pricing's transparent.
Chris WaltonYou can see all the features of the car you're buying.
Chris WaltonAnd you can schedule the pickup, too, at the dealership.
Chris WaltonSo.
Chris WaltonAnd the other part about it and which you talked about in the headline, read it.
Chris WaltonIt works just like Amazon's garden variety marketplace.
Chris WaltonAnd so for that reason, I love it.
Chris WaltonI think it's great.
Chris WaltonAnd once there's more inventory than just Hyundai, look out, Ann.
Chris WaltonI mean, that's what's so great about this.
Chris WaltonLike, you know, if they get this off the ground, it's just going to keep rolling.
Chris WaltonBut the thing I really love about it, Anne, and this is the thing I really like, and this, the last point I'll make on this is, you know, who spends a lot of money on advertising?
Ann MazingaOh, yeah, yes.
Chris WaltonThe car companies, right?
Ann MazingaYeah, car companies.
Chris WaltonAnd to this day, the car companies via Amazon's traditional online portal have not spent any money on advertising.
Chris WaltonSo, you know, and so why shouldn't ads exist in the same way they have traditionally existed on Amazon for cars?
Chris WaltonAnd so this is a big, big play when you combine the fact that consumers can shop this way, but also Amazon could get significantly more advertising revenue from this play too.
Chris WaltonSo.
Chris WaltonSo, net.
Chris WaltonNet, I'm, I'm in love with Amazon Auto.
Ann MazingaAnd yeah, I didn't even really, I don't know how I didn't think about the advertising angle, but that's huge.
Ann MazingaI mean, when I was in advertising the car, like, having an auto client was like the biggest deal on, like, you had to have an auto client to sustain an entire agency.
Ann MazingaSo I think, yeah, that's massive.
Ann MazingaI agree.
Ann MazingaI love this too.
Ann MazingaBut I came at it from the customer experience.
Ann MazingaAnd actually what I thought the coolest part of this was, Chris, is the Rufus integration.
Ann MazingaLike how you can use Gen AI now because that's, to me, that's like the logical process of going through.
Ann MazingaLike, I'm looking for an suv.
Ann MazingaI need to have five seats because I, you know, have three kids and two whatever.
Ann MazingaLike all those questions that you typically would be searching on your own, you know, spending hours doing or talking to a car salesperson to kind of get to the right car for your family.
Ann MazingaLike, now that can all be done on the Amazon platform.
Ann MazingaAnd it brings in the advertising eagle that you're talking about too.
Ann MazingaLike, what, what an even better opportunity for some of these car companies to start targeting or serving up, you know, their cars in that moment when you're really looking at it or being able to pull unique features.
Ann MazingaSo I that, that alone, to me it was like, that's really cool.
Ann MazingaPlus, I've said this a million times, like, the car buying experience needs to be disrupted.
Ann MazingaI've purchased two cars in the last five years.
Ann MazingaLike, there's no re.
Ann MazingaThere's.
Ann MazingaThere's not even haggling on price anymore.
Ann MazingaIt's just like, this is the price.
Ann MazingaIt's all stupid stuff like warranty stuff and all kinds of things that take hours of your life that you're never going to get back.
Ann MazingaAnd like, that stuff is out of the way.
Ann MazingaYou just go, you pick up the car and you're done.
Ann MazingaAnd I love this.
Ann MazingaI love it.
Chris WaltonYeah, that's a great point.
Ann MazingaYeah.
Chris WaltonI'd rather sit in front of my computer doing all that stuff than sit in right in the office of some sales guy or finance guy while he prints out everything on a dot matrix printer.
Chris WaltonAnd I gotta wait for him to do everything.
Chris WaltonYeah.
Chris WaltonThe other point I bring up about the ads and too, which I think is really interesting, is for new cars, particularly personalized ads do not exist in the automotive world.
Chris WaltonLike, they don't.
Chris WaltonLike, that's not something that we as consumers get served up.
Chris WaltonSo when I think about that and the potential here, this just, this gets really big, really big, really fast in my mind.
Chris WaltonYes.
Chris WaltonAll right.
Chris WaltonHeadline number two.
Chris WaltonTractor Supply has raised its store expansion plan goals and now says it will open 90 additional new stores in 2025 as part of its quote, Life Out Here 2030 strategy.
Chris WaltonAccording to Chainsaw Age, the nation's largest rural lifestyle retailer.
Chris WaltonHas increased its long term store count goal to 3,200 locations.
Chris WaltonWow.
Chris WaltonUp from its previously announced target of 3,000.
Chris WaltonTractor Supply expects to open 90 new namesake stores in 2025, along with an approximately 10 new pet scents by Tractor Supply stores as well.
Chris WaltonAccording to Tractor Supply's website, as of 9, 24, 2024.
Chris WaltonBecause I looked it up and it currently operates 2270 stores across 49 states.
Chris WaltonTractor supply also updated its total addressable market size to approximately 225 billion, up from 180 billion.
Chris WaltonIt aims to achieve a net sales increase of 6 to 8% and comparable store sales growth of 3 to 5% and expects earnings per share to grow 8 to 11% as well.
Chris WaltonWhoa, lots of big, big, big data points there.
Chris WaltonAnd yes, I'm curious, do you think Tractor Supplies expansion plans make you stop and go?
Chris WaltonHuh?
Chris WaltonI never thought about Tractor Supply in this way.
Ann MazingaOh, I thought you were going with the.
Ann MazingaI thought you were going to go with the song like things that make you go home or we could do.
Chris WaltonWe could do that.
Chris WaltonTwo things.
Ann MazingaRemember that?
Ann MazingaYes.
Ann MazingaYou know that one.
Ann MazingaSee this?
Chris WaltonI know that one.
Ann MazingaI need to stop referencing like 2000 bone thugs and harmony rap and I just need to go to like 90s club hits and then I will then be able to like collaborate with me a little bit more on that.
Chris WaltonYes, if it was on 97 FM and I probably know it, I probably know it.
Chris WaltonBut if it's anything, if it wasn't played on that, not happen, not have.
Ann MazingaWell, to answer your question, yes, it absolutely did make me stop.
Ann MazingaAnd the more I think about it, Chris, the more that I'm very intrigued by this headline.
Ann MazingaI mean first of all, 90 new stores in this year alone, just the Tractor Supply banner and then 10 of their petsense stores which are like a Petco competitor or Pet Pet Smart competitor, that's pretty ambitious for one year.
Ann MazingaAnd I especially think this is interesting because we've interviewed the Tractor Supply team, many members of their executive team and they get how to do omnichannel retailing.
Ann MazingaI had already associated them with being more of like a rural retailer, but to see if you dive into the numbers to see the addressable market that they still think they have.
Ann MazingaAnd do you remember when we talked to Colin Yankee a while ago and he said, you know, we have to zero in on inventory, we have to make sure our supply chain's in check because some of their customers are still driving, you know, 20 minutes to get to the store.
Ann MazingaSo like the more that I thought about this was like, yeah, they still do have a lot of opportunity.
Ann MazingaAnd so I think that's a huge, huge thing to start to pay attention to.
Ann MazingaAnd as they continue, I mean, 20, 2700 stores is what you said already.
Ann MazingaRight?
Ann MazingaLike that's, that's, I believe, 2200, 2200 stores, but then just adding another hundred this year, like this is starting to get to some significant volume.
Ann MazingaAnd I think Tractor Supply is kind of this sleeper retailer out here that, that we need to all be paying more attention to.
Ann MazingaBut what do you think?
Ann MazingaAre you, were you surprised by this?
Chris WaltonOh, yeah, yeah.
Chris WaltonThis, this, this headline definitely made me go, huh?
Chris WaltonYou know, like, wow, I had nothing thought about Tractor Supply in this way before.
Chris WaltonAnd I think, you know, for that reason, I almost think it's the retail to watch of the next decade.
Chris WaltonAnd I say that, I say that for three reasons.
Chris WaltonI think, number one, 3,000 stores.
Chris WaltonAnd you're talking Walmart scale at 3,000 stores there, right?
Chris WaltonI don't, I don't even know if there's another retailer that, you know, of the same size and scope.
Ann MazingaCertainly not in that category.
Chris WaltonNo.
Ann MazingaYeah.
Chris WaltonAnd then two, the pets angle is really interesting as well.
Chris WaltonYou know, how do they, how do they think about that?
Chris WaltonBut then three, this is what I think is really fascinating with that size and scope comes back to retail media again, because retail media can become a real profit enhancer.
Chris WaltonThere are only so many retailers that can actually promise and provide their advertising partners a national retail media network.
Chris WaltonAnd at 3,000 stores, even 2,000 stores, Trek just Reply is one of them.
Chris WaltonAnd to your point, let's not forget CEO Hal Lawton's background is steeped in digital.
Chris WaltonLike he, he was a digital leader before even becoming the CEO.
Chris WaltonSo.
Ann MazingaRight.
Chris WaltonHe, he like understands how to capitalize on the retail media angle as well as anyone, if not better than any CEO out there, possibly.
Chris WaltonSo, so yes, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm buying in on this one.
Chris WaltonLike, go ahead.
Chris WaltonYeah.
Ann MazingaAnd the retail media angle is interesting too, because unlike, you know, the typical B2C retail media like that you're offering, like Tractor Supply does a huge B2B.
Ann MazingaAnd so I think, like, there's a.
Ann MazingaThere, Yeah, I guess, you know, the, the point being or point to end on is really there is so much more opportunity for Tractor Supply and they seem like the right team to execute it in absolutely the right way.
Ann MazingaSo.
Chris WaltonYeah, and we're gonna be talking about, we're gonna be talking about marketplaces with Kroger later.
Chris WaltonLike, you know, how does that come into play in their strategy as well?
Chris WaltonLike, yeah, absolutely, man.
Chris WaltonYeah, I would.
Chris WaltonYeah.
Ann MazingaAll right, T1 to watch.
Ann MazingaAll right, let's go to headline number three.
Ann MazingaAccording to retail dive, Porch Pals, an insurance product designed to cover the loss of stolen packages, has opened a wait list to subscribe.
Ann MazingaChris.
Ann MazingaWhich is now available nationally.
Ann MazingaIn the US last year, according to Capital One Research, one of every 180 packages delivered was stolen, totaling 119 million US consumers who lost $13.4 billion to package theft, with each package being worth $112.3 on average per the same report.
Chris WaltonWow.
Ann MazingaTorch Pals protection, which costs $15 per month, or $120 total with an annual subscription, is linked to a customer's debit or credit card.
Ann MazingaThe company touts the coverage as broad and efficient, noting that it applies to deliveries from a variety of retailers that.
Ann MazingaAnd that a claim can be filed in minutes and that reimbursement is sent within 72 hours of an approved claim.
Ann MazingaThe coverage also does not require victims of package theft to file a police report.
Ann MazingaThere are also some limits to the Porch Pals coverage, though.
Ann MazingaSubscribers can only make up to three claims each year, totaling $2,000 or less.
Ann MazingaChris, this is also the A and M put you on the spot question this week.
Chris WaltonGeez, I feel like I'm on a streak with these questions.
Ann MazingaYou are.
Ann MazingaYou are.
Ann MazingaYou keep getting them.
Ann MazingaChris, A and M wants to know who should bear the financial burden of package theft.
Ann MazingaIs it a cost of doing business for retailers, or should consumers take it on, as the Porch Pals model inherently suggests asking a different way given former New York Giant player Adore Jackson.
Ann MazingaDid I say his name right?
Ann MazingaAdore.
Chris WaltonYou did, Ann.
Chris WaltonYou nailed it.
Ann MazingaOkay, okay.
Ann MazingaWho co founded Porch Pals?
Ann MazingaIs the one thing that the New York Giants have gotten right this year?
Ann MazingaOr is it yet another fumble and organizational debacle?
Ann MazingaAffectionately yours, a tortured New York Giants fan.
Ann MazingaI'm going to.
Ann MazingaI'm really glad you got this one, because I do not follow sports closely enough to know what the hell they're talking about.
Ann MazingaSo, Chris, the floor is yours.
Chris WaltonOh, man, that's such a great question.
Chris WaltonI love when they personalize the questions like that, too.
Chris WaltonFrom the tortured New York Giants fan that wrote it.
Chris WaltonAll right.
Chris WaltonSadly.
Chris WaltonAnd I think you know how to answer that question.
Chris WaltonI think.
Chris WaltonI think this is.
Chris WaltonThat this is right for the consumers to take on.
Ann MazingaReally?
Chris WaltonI really do.
Chris WaltonYeah.
Chris WaltonI'm curious what you Think too.
Chris WaltonBut you know, retailers have borne the brunt of E commerce and all its additional costs for a long time now.
Chris WaltonAnd consumers are still loving E commerce.
Chris WaltonIt's still growing, they're still demanding it even more.
Chris WaltonAnd so for the business model to work in the long run and to keep retailers in business, I think if this is an issue then, then yes, I think it only makes sense for the, for the consumers to bear the cost now.
Chris WaltonOf course, not every address is created equal.
Chris WaltonI understand that not everyone has the ability to afford porch piracy insurance, but I think this is a starting point and the model can still morph over time to be more democratic for everyone.
Chris WaltonBut this is a good start.
Chris WaltonAnd there's other models to this as well, you know, that, that you, you can use here, you know, you know, depending on the degree of severity too.
Chris WaltonBut this is the one that's been called out recently.
Chris WaltonSo, so net net.
Chris WaltonSo net net.
Chris WaltonTo answer the question fully, I think this is clearly, clearly in bold capital letters and the best scene to come out of any New York giant, past or present this year.
Chris WaltonThat is my statement.
Ann MazingaI have nothing to compare that to, so I'm going to have to take your word for it.
Ann MazingaBut I do, I do agree with you that, you know, another survey that I saw in researching this was that, you know, it's $16 billion of annual loss that retailers are facing because of poor piracy.
Ann MazingaAnd that's, it's just, it's too big of a number for retailers to try to, to cover off on.
Ann MazingaAnd so I do agree, I think the customers are going to end up paying for this no matter what.
Ann MazingaNow I am.
Chris WaltonAnd ultimately the customers pay anyway, no matter what.
Ann MazingaRight, Exactly.
Ann MazingaExactly.
Chris WaltonGet right down to it.
Ann MazingaExactly.
Ann MazingaI don't know though that I see this taking off.
Ann MazingaI think that we're going to see it actually.
Ann MazingaOther things happen.
Ann MazingaOne, I think that we'll start to see retailers the same way that we're seeing changes to return policies where they're charging for returns.
Ann MazingaThey're, you know, they're, they're including certain return restrictions.
Ann MazingaEspecially when we start to look at these subscription programs where it's like, okay, you know, we cover as part of your subscription program.
Ann MazingaWe'll cover, you know, any package theft that happens because they, the retailer gets the recurring revenue from the subscription program that might help offset that, that large line item of theft that's happening.
Ann MazingaBut I like me as a consumer, I'm not paying for this coverage.
Ann MazingaThere's just, I just, I could not see myself spending another $15 a month in the event that, you know, three times a year I'd need this, this coverage, this.
Ann MazingaBut I also haven't lost any major packages and haven't had to deal with the situation where, like, I'm out tons of money.
Ann MazingaSo I think this might be like a, a situation where you don't buy it until it's happened to you or you need it.
Ann MazingaAnd I think that retailers will end up figuring out how to handle this with customers in their own ways.
Ann MazingaSo.
Chris WaltonYes.
Ann MazingaSo I guess I'm not buying it.
Chris WaltonYou're not buying it.
Chris WaltonSo I got two, I got two, I got two points to this, I think one to the question today and Emory, is like the other option is you can still just go to the store.
Chris WaltonRight.
Chris WaltonIn theory.
Ann MazingaRight.
Chris WaltonSo like, you know, or pick it.
Ann MazingaUp at a location, right?
Chris WaltonYes, pick it up.
Chris WaltonA secure location.
Chris WaltonMy question for you though, and this is what I allude to in the other models too.
Ann MazingaYeah.
Chris WaltonThe other model that I've seen or talked to people about is the model that's akin to like when you book an airline ticket and it says, do you want flight insurance at your.
Ann MazingaYes.
Chris WaltonAt the point of purchase.
Chris WaltonLike, do you think that is something you could see yourself doing?
Chris WaltonBecause you wouldn't want it all the time.
Chris WaltonYou want to, want to pay monthly, but maybe for a specific item, like a big screen television.
Ann MazingaYep.
Chris WaltonWould you see.
Chris WaltonYou know, you could see yourself doing that though, for sure.
Ann MazingaLike, I think that's the difference here.
Ann MazingaAnd that gets back to like what I think we're going to start to see retailers doing like Cozy Earth, it's one of my favorite brands and they, they automatically elect for you to pay $8 for insurance in case your, your package gets stolen or something happens in transit.
Ann MazingaSo you have to like, as, as the purchaser, you have to go and unselect that if you don't want the coverage.
Ann MazingaAnd so I think that that makes total sense.
Ann MazingaOr in that case, you know, you give people the option to pick up in store so that they're not having something of high value sitting outside on their porch.
Ann MazingaBut I, so that makes sense to me.
Ann MazingaI, I just, I'm not, I'm not paying for extra coverage in, in this situation.
Ann MazingaI just, I still don't see myself doing that.
Ann MazingaI just, I change how, how I pick up the item or how I collect the item.
Chris WaltonThat's really interesting.
Chris WaltonSo for you, the consumer still pays.
Chris WaltonYou just don't like this model that Porch Pals is putting out there that's basically what you're saying.
Chris WaltonOkay.
Ann MazingaRight.
Ann MazingaOr I mean, I also think that you look at, like, even headlines this week that came out like Best Buy, who's like, working now more closely on getting targeted drop off windows where you can elect, like, I think it's, it's going to fall on the retailers to give customers a myriad of options of how they get their things before they start, you know, before we start to see customers really roll over and start pay a $15 a month fee.
Chris WaltonYeah, I think I'm with you.
Chris WaltonI think I like that.
Chris WaltonThe design of that model a little bit better as well.
Chris WaltonAll right.
Chris WaltonAnd well, let's bring Brooke onto today's podcast.
Chris WaltonJoining us now for five insightful minutes is Brooke Chambers, the director of digital marketplaces at Kroger to share her expertise on just that topic, marketplaces.
Chris WaltonBrooke, your background is very interesting.
Chris WaltonSo let's start off by having you share a little bit about yourself.
Brooke ChambersI have been in marketplaces since 2013.
Brooke ChambersIt's an exciting time for me.
Brooke ChambersIt's over a decade.
Brooke ChambersI started my retail career at Sears and spent some time at Walmart at Kroger now.
Brooke ChambersSo it's really exciting.
Brooke ChambersA little bit about the journey from a company perspective and managed and worked in a variety of different facets in marketplaces, which is exciting.
Brooke ChambersSo that depth of knowledge and experience, experiences there.
Brooke ChambersAnd I'm also a student of retail, so I appreciate marketplaces and the representation that it gives in the space of retail, both online and in stores.
Ann MazingaBrooke, let's get started with this.
Ann MazingaGive us the lay of the land.
Ann MazingaWhat's the current state of platforms and marketplaces?
Brooke ChambersWe are now at a space where platforms and marketplaces are partners.
Brooke ChambersAnd it's so synergy.
Brooke ChambersIt's so much synergy between the two of them.
Brooke ChambersIf you go back, you know, to 2013, you know, when I started in marketplaces, it was a seller acquisition and business development, really funnel.
Brooke ChambersAnd now it's so much more than that.
Brooke ChambersYou have a partner, a consultant, someone to walk you through that journey, both from a technical standpoint, but it's also helping usher in that seller experience component at the same time.
Brooke ChambersThat's why you see so many new marketplaces going the route of a platform platform.
Brooke ChambersAnd Miracle has done a phenomenal job.
Brooke ChambersAdrian and team with how they're articulating that message with Miracle.
Chris WaltonRight.
Brooke ChambersIt's other, you know, platforms in the space, but they're doing such a phenomenal job.
Brooke ChambersBut it's going to continue to get interesting.
Brooke ChambersAnd I think that's why you've seen the shift of so many of the more new emerging marketplaces in the United States, specifically and globally have been going the platform route for that reason.
Chris WaltonSo, yeah, and Adrian, the CEO of Miracle.
Chris WaltonSo I'm curious because, you know, you've been in, you've been in retail a long time.
Chris WaltonYou've been in digital commerce a long time.
Chris WaltonYou know, retailers can.
Chris WaltonThere's a lot of different investment opportunities in digital commerce, particularly.
Chris WaltonSo when you think about it, why, compared to other investments in digital commerce, what is the value that a marketplace brings?
Chris WaltonWhy should retailers invest there?
Brooke ChambersYou think, one, it's customer retention.
Brooke ChambersIt is the stickiness both offline and online.
Brooke ChambersAnd when you think about it, that offline component isn't talked about enough about, you know, the marketplaces who have fully scaled and said, hey, we're going to bring the customer to the store to keep that experience tight with returns.
Brooke ChambersJust as an example.
Brooke ChambersThink about it.
Brooke ChambersYou have a customer walking in the door and they may do a return, but they're going to walk back and figure out, man, I may need to get X item for my home or whatever that is.
Brooke ChambersSo that that whole synergy is there and really it's a fight for the customer right now.
Brooke ChambersRight?
Brooke ChambersEveryone going into marketplaces is how do I keep my customer, how do I expand my offering?
Brooke ChambersRight?
Brooke ChambersAnd that is the key.
Brooke ChambersAnd that's why it's such an important component to any online strategy right now.
Brooke ChambersAnyone in retail entering that space understands that.
Ann MazingaWell, Brooke, with the fight for the customer going on right now, what advice do you have for other e commerce leaders who are kind of considering a marketplace platform model right now to accelerate their growth and reach those customers?
Brooke ChambersDo it.
Brooke ChambersDo it.
Brooke ChambersThere's no question it's such an important facet of any retailer strategy right now because it is low investment, high profit, and the fight for the customer is going to win as long as you're keeping that customer experience tight and really understanding the ethos of your customer while you're going down that path.
Brooke ChambersSo it's not really a question about should you do it, you should do it.
Brooke ChambersAnd I think a lot we're starting to see that in the space and.
Chris WaltonThere'S so many areas it's still expanding into.
Chris WaltonLike, we haven't even touched on the retail media aspect as well.
Chris WaltonSo I want to get you out here on this.
Chris WaltonWhat are your thoughts on the future?
Chris WaltonLike, how do you think marketplaces are going to continue to evolve?
Brooke ChambersI think about social selling, you think about TikTok and what they're doing right now is really interesting.
Brooke ChambersI think the interesting debate between TEMU and what Amazon is doing to fight for that lower price point apparel customer is really interesting as well.
Brooke ChambersBut I also think that it's going to continue to evolve into new categories specifically with retailers who were online and offline with brick and mortar presence that could expand and do so much more.
Brooke ChambersLike David.
Brooke ChambersDavid's Bridal is a great example.
Brooke ChambersI just think that's a really interesting space.
Brooke ChambersIt would be really interesting to see if they were to go into the marketplace space because I think it would be amazing.
Brooke ChambersAnd then it's going to continue to evolve just using them as an example because Bridal is so specific.
Brooke ChambersBut, but I think it's going to continue to bridge the gap with online offline social selling.
Brooke ChambersAnd listen, the United States specifically, we have a new generation that's about to evolve into a more mature spender and their whole mindset is really different towards shopping.
Brooke ChambersSo it's going to continue to evolve as retail evolves, but it will be a staple in retail strategies for the very long term.
Chris WaltonBrooke, that was great.
Chris WaltonThanks so much.
Chris WaltonAll right.
Chris WaltonAnd I, and I really enjoyed that conversation with Brooke and I got to tell you, and too I've been getting inspired by all kinds of conversations we've been having about marketplaces recently.
Chris WaltonAnd so I also decided.
Chris WaltonNews flash everyone.
Chris WaltonI decided to write a manifesto and I'm calling it.
Chris WaltonOh my God, the Marketplace Manifesto.
Ann MazingaHow much time do we need for this manifesto?
Ann MazingaGive us estimated article read time.
Chris WaltonHere it is.
Chris WaltonIt's actually a pretty quick read given you know, my normal article length.
Chris WaltonBut, but yeah, I wrote it.
Chris WaltonI wrote an actual manifesto for all e commerce leaders that they can share with their bosses to help push through chains for all those that have being beating their heads against the wall to expand their assortment and keep running against online traditional merchants that just can't understand the value of an expanded online digital assortment.
Chris WaltonSo I call Anne, you know what I called?
Chris WaltonI called it don't leave money on the table.
Chris WaltonHow to rethink your marketplace strategy.
Ann MazingaOkay.
Ann MazingaOkay.
Chris WaltonPretty straightforward, right?
Ann MazingaWhere can we find that that manifest show?
Chris WaltonFunny you should ask.
Chris WaltonAnd I will put it in the link.
Chris WaltonI will put a link in the podcast, show notes and as well as you can find it on, on Omnitalk on the blog.
Chris WaltonRight on the homepage too for those interested.
Chris WaltonBut it's a fun article.
Chris WaltonIt's a fun read and I definitely it was very personal because there's a lot of A lot of past experience in that article.
Chris WaltonA lot of past battle scars and all right, headline number four.
Chris WaltonDollar General is slowing down its fresh produce rollout.
Chris WaltonAccording to Grocery Dive.
Chris WaltonDollar General's efforts to bring fresh produce, not produce produce to locations will continue into the new year, but at a slower pace compared to years prior.
Chris WaltonDollar General's plan.
Chris WaltonDollar General plans to begin selling fresh produce at approximately 300 more locations in 2025, bringing the total number of stores that have this offering to roughly 7000, which is still a lot of stores.
Chris WaltonFrom 2022 to 2023, Dollar General added produce to more than 1800 stores, bringing the store count that offered fresh fruits and vegetables to more than 5,000 locations.
Chris WaltonHowever, $ General still has ambitious store update plans in the new year.
Chris WaltonDuring the fiscal year 2025, the retailer aims to complete around 4,885 projects.
Chris WaltonThat sounds like an exact number.
Ann MazingaVery specific.
Chris WaltonYeah.
Chris WaltonIncluding 575 store openings in the US and 2000 full remodels.
Chris WaltonAnd is Dollar General's fresh rollout slowdown just an example of good capital allocation or do you think there's more going on here?
Ann MazingaI think it's a little bit of both, Chris.
Ann MazingaI think that, number one, this shows me that operating a grocery concept, especially one that includes fresh produce, isn't as easy as it might seem.
Ann MazingaAnd even though you have the best financial modelers at Dollar General, I think you still can't predict, you know, how consumers buy the cost of food, like inflation.
Ann MazingaEspecially, you know, with Dollar General kind of bringing this, it's still relatively new to some of the Dollar General stores being able to purchase these things.
Ann MazingaSo I actually think that, you know, they've already got a good pilot going with 5,000 stores and I think they're smart to kind of slow roll the rest of the rollout because they, they're still learning from it and they're still having to develop.
Ann MazingaAnd like I said at the beginning, like there's, it's still a very volatile and low margin industry grocery.
Ann MazingaSo I think like you have to be really able to flex and learn as you continue to expand, especially at the pace that they were going to do that.
Ann MazingaSo I'd be doing the same thing if I was Dollar General.
Ann MazingaI'd be kind of phasing this out slowly.
Ann MazingaAnd the other thing I'd be watching too is, you know, as Walmart is still gaining share in grocery and that's a lot of the other retailers that's closest to people in these Dollar General Geographies like, that's something.
Ann MazingaThey're low.
Ann MazingaLow pricing is something that you're going to have to contend with, too.
Ann MazingaSo that's something else that kind of plays into this as a.
Ann MazingaAs a tertiary factor.
Ann MazingaSo I think it's.
Ann MazingaIt's both like modeling the financial component of this and then figuring out operations of, of running a grocery concept inside of a dollar store.
Ann MazingaBut where do you.
Ann MazingaWhat do you think about this?
Ann MazingaI mean, is this.
Ann MazingaDo you think it's.
Ann MazingaIt can be modeled correctly?
Ann MazingaLike, where.
Chris WaltonYeah, yeah.
Chris WaltonNo, yeah.
Chris WaltonIn reality, the question I ask you is kind of silly, you know, because in reality, like, if you're going to.
Chris WaltonIf you're going to reallocate your capital, it's probably both.
Chris WaltonRight.
Chris WaltonIt's probably.
Chris WaltonIt's clearly not doing or not producing the ROI that they initially thought it was.
Chris WaltonAnd so especially compared to the standard remodels.
Chris WaltonSo they're reinvesting their capital.
Chris WaltonThey're smart and, you know, and I think.
Ann MazingaAnd is that common, Chris?
Ann MazingaLike, you worked on Fresh, like putting Target Fresh together.
Ann MazingaLike, where does.
Ann MazingaHow does that.
Chris WaltonIt's actually, it's actually not that common, I would say, because, okay, retailers double down on things they've said.
Chris WaltonSo I actually give a lot of kudos to them for saying, okay, you know, we're still going to do it.
Chris WaltonWe're going to slow it down.
Chris WaltonWe're going to do it in the stores.
Chris WaltonWe think, sure, you know, we're still going to do 300 stores.
Chris WaltonWe're going to do it in the stores where I think it's going to have the biggest impact.
Chris WaltonThe other thing, I'll say, because I think we talked about this when they first announced strategy.
Chris WaltonZach Brining is there.
Chris WaltonHe's former army star Zach Burning.
Chris WaltonHe was actually in charge of Target's fresh rollout, so.
Chris WaltonSo they have people inside Dollar General that know how to do this as well as anyone out there.
Chris WaltonSo I just think.
Chris WaltonI just think Net Net, to me, it actually feels like a smart move on paper.
Chris WaltonAnd I don't think I'd read anything more into it than that, honestly.
Ann MazingaYeah.
Ann MazingaYeah.
Ann MazingaAll right, well, let's.
Ann MazingaThat's.
Ann MazingaThat.
Ann MazingaIt's.
Ann MazingaIt's all wrapped up there.
Ann MazingaWe gotta check the box.
Ann MazingaCheck done.
Ann MazingaAll right.
Chris WaltonPragmatic discussion.
Ann MazingaYeah, right.
Ann MazingaHeadline number five.
Ann MazingaElf loyalty members now have access to a 3D virtual experience lounge.
Ann MazingaChris.
Ann MazingaAccording to Internet Retailing, Elf Beauty has opened a digital shopping lounge for its beauty squad members in the UK and US which enables them to shop new product drops for the holiday season and access exclusive offers.
Ann MazingaPartnering with immersive virtual shopping platform, Obsessed Elf has introduced a speakeasy themed 3D store for members of its loyalty program.
Ann MazingaThe Virtual Luxe Lounge is designed to offer a virtual experience exclusive to Elf's most engaged audience, giving them a new way to shop.
Ann MazingaEkta Chopra, the chief digital officer at Elf Beauty, had this to say about the effort.
Ann MazingaQuote, elf Beauty Squad members are incredibly important to us, and we're excited to bring them an exclusive shopping experience that will give them new ways to earn and redeem rewards.
Ann MazingaEnd quote.
Ann MazingaChris, are you buying or selling Elf Beauty's Virtual Luxe Lounge?
Chris WaltonOh, man.
Chris WaltonAnd if I was pragmatic on the last headline, this one I'm going to get unhinged on.
Chris WaltonI'm.
Chris WaltonI'm selling.
Chris WaltonI'm selling this about as hard as anything I've ever sold on this show before.
Chris WaltonThat's.
Chris WaltonThat's.
Chris WaltonThat's what I'd say.
Chris WaltonOkay.
Chris WaltonI checked out the experience on YouTube too, because not surprising, I'm not an ELF loyalty member, so I can't access it.
Chris WaltonAnd it's.
Chris WaltonIt's.
Ann MazingaHonestly, I couldn't even access it as an Elf Loyalty member either.
Chris WaltonOh, man.
Chris WaltonWow.
Chris WaltonBrutal.
Chris WaltonIt's.
Chris WaltonIt's.
Chris WaltonAnd, And.
Chris WaltonBut I got a good sense of what it is on YouTube.
Chris WaltonAnd sure, it's nothing.
Chris WaltonIt's nothing to write home about, in fact.
Chris WaltonAnd I'm so tired of the 3D gimmicks that everyone puts out every single year.
Chris WaltonI'm so tired of it.
Chris WaltonBecause the question I always ask is, how are you getting traffic?
Chris WaltonFeels like it's a waste of time, money, resources to me compared to so many other options you could do, especially when you're putting it on a standalone experience, like, off your website.
Chris WaltonJust makes no sense, like.
Chris WaltonBut compared to, like, live streaming broadcasts for your loyalty members or, you know, other initiatives inside of TikTok or Roblox even, where the traffic's already built in.
Chris WaltonSo for me, and honestly, the day can't come soon enough when I stop seeing these ridiculous standalone 3D shopping experiences powered by obsess, Penetro or whoever the heck else someone sold somebody on their unique 3D platform, which.
Chris WaltonGod, it feels like there's so many of those, too.
Chris WaltonYeah, that's my take.
Chris WaltonAnd do you agree?
Chris WaltonDisagree?
Chris WaltonWhat angles am I missing?
Chris WaltonOr are you.
Chris WaltonOr am I.
Chris WaltonAm I converting you?
Chris WaltonI'm curious.
Ann MazingaI mean, I think I'm trying to find the angles that we might be missing.
Ann MazingaScene one.
Ann MazingaThis is not for us.
Ann MazingaLike, we just are.
Ann MazingaI don't know if we're too old.
Ann MazingaWe're outside of the generation that's interested in these 3D experiences.
Ann MazingaLike maybe there's somebody that's interested in them.
Ann MazingaIt's not me.
Ann MazingaI agree with you wholeheartedly.
Ann MazingaLike I'm a be, I'm a, a reward.
Chris WaltonIt's not working for you.
Chris WaltonProbably not that many other people are.
Ann MazingaI couldn't even find it on the site or app.
Chris WaltonRight.
Ann MazingaLike, that's the part like I, I was like, maybe, you know, traffic driver.
Ann MazingaYeah, as long as you can access it.
Ann MazingaWell, you can't access it.
Ann MazingaAs far as I could, I could see in the app.
Ann MazingaBut here's the thing, here's one.
Ann MazingaI like the loyalty play here.
Ann MazingaI do think that retailers are smart to be investing in unique experiences for your loyalty members.
Ann MazingaBecause when I go into Elf does have a few stores, but when I go into a Sephora or an Ulta or a Target or a Walmart, like if I'm a rewards member, they're calling attention to that in the store.
Ann MazingaThey know that I'm a rewards member.
Ann MazingaI get points, I get offers.
Ann MazingaLike they're targeting me in that way.
Ann MazingaAnd I think as we heard again from when we interviewed Sarah Patempa from Beachwaver, she, she stressed this when she was talking about the importance of live video on your site.
Ann MazingaLike this is you have to create a similar experience online that your customers are getting when they go into a store.
Ann MazingaAnd I think they're, you know, I don't think that 3D, you know, a virtual showroom is how I would do it.
Ann MazingaI would go with exactly what you said, which is doing live, putting live video on your site to kind of replicate or really good Jenny search on your site to kind of replicate that experience that you'd get with someone in store.
Ann MazingaBut I do think that it's worth retailers really taking a look at investing in.
Ann MazingaHow do you give me the same loyalty experience that I have in your store on.
Ann MazingaIn an online environment?
Chris WaltonSo yeah, those are the things that.
Ann MazingaI'm trying to dig up here.
Chris WaltonBut, but the funny thing about that is like that kind of goes without saying, you know, like, of course, I mean that's.
Chris WaltonIt kind of goes without saying.
Chris WaltonLike you need to, you're going to want to make your loyal customers feel special, right?
Ann MazingaYeah.
Chris WaltonWell, that's my point.
Chris WaltonThat's my point.
Chris WaltonWhy I don't like it is like for the money it costs to do this, you could probably hire a great celebrity influencer.
Chris WaltonDo a live stream exclusive for your loyalty members and pound out a lot more volume and make them feel a lot more special and interactive.
Chris WaltonYeah, but I'm not just saying you could actually probably do something very, very cool for your loyalty members that make them feel way more special than looking at some 3D thing that, you know, you and I have seen countless times.
Ann MazingaYou could probably.
Ann MazingaYeah, you could probably with.
Ann MazingaI don't know exactly how much the 3D showroom cost, but my guess is you'd be able to invest in putting a video that you had either, you know, you source from user generated content or your own employees on every single product page for that same amount of money.
Ann MazingaAnd that would.
Ann MazingaYou'd see much higher engagement and much.
Chris WaltonMore value, but just for the items that are in the 3D showroom.
Chris WaltonYeah, maybe.
Chris WaltonI don't know.
Chris WaltonIt's hard to say, but I was just thinking, like, you could pay somebody $100,000 to do.
Chris WaltonYou know, I got to think this costs at least $100,000.
Chris WaltonYou could pay some celebrity $100,000 to show your products and, and depends interactive with them, like, like we saw Dolly do last week.
Chris WaltonSo.
Chris WaltonSo anyway.
Ann MazingaAll right, well, I bet Dolly's making more than a hundred grand.
Ann MazingaBut, but yes, you could get.
Ann MazingaYou could get somebody off a cameo.
Ann MazingaThat's real good.
Chris WaltonShe is, for sure.
Chris WaltonBut $100,000 for an hour is pretty damn good.
Chris WaltonSo that's.
Chris WaltonI mean, that's more than some of the.
Chris WaltonThe bands make at the conferences we go to.
Chris WaltonSo I don't know.
Chris WaltonBut, but yeah, sorry, actor, like, not liking this one.
Chris WaltonNot liking this one at all.
Chris WaltonI think it's a bad move.
Chris WaltonAll right, let's see the lighting round.
Ann MazingaAll right, Headline number one in the lightning round, Chris.
Ann MazingaDolly Parton, Speak of the Devil, is holding an open casting call for her Broadway production about her life.
Ann MazingaChris, anyone.
Ann MazingaI said anyone can audition, including for the role of Dolly herself.
Ann MazingaIf you were to audition, Chris, which would you choose to sing?
Chris WaltonOh, man.
Chris WaltonOh, man.
Chris WaltonI think I'd go Islands in the Stream.
Chris WaltonActually, Aaron, not nine to five.
Chris WaltonI'd go island in the Stream.
Chris WaltonThe gambler.
Chris WaltonI kind of man, yeah.
Chris WaltonI kind of man crush on Kenny.
Chris WaltonI kind of man crush on Kenny Rogers.
Chris WaltonI've got the beard now.
Chris WaltonI've got the theater background, so.
Chris WaltonSo Dolly, give me a call.
Chris WaltonI'm here.
Ann MazingaOh, my God.
Ann MazingaOh, my God.
Ann MazingaChris Walton as Kenny Rogers on Broadway.
Ann MazingaI'm going to see it.
Ann MazingaForget on.
Chris WaltonI definitely would need a wig.
Chris WaltonI got the beard, but I don't have the flow.
Chris WaltonI don't have the flow.
Ann MazingaWe can definitely be arranged.
Chris WaltonYeah, right, right.
Chris WaltonYeah.
Chris WaltonIn today's world, there's a lot of.
Chris WaltonA lot of fake flow going on.
Chris WaltonOxford University Press named brain rot as the dictionary word of the year.
Chris WaltonThe phrase shot to popularity in 2024 with a 230% increase in frequency of use from the year prior.
Chris WaltonAnd how much has brain rot upended your daily life?
Ann MazingaOh, my God.
Ann MazingaWhatever.
Ann MazingaThe exact number of minutes is that I spend on social media, that's brain rot.
Ann MazingaThat's how much brain rot has impacted my life.
Ann MazingaThat many minutes.
Chris WaltonOh, yeah.
Chris WaltonBut this is.
Chris WaltonI think this is also the brain.
Chris WaltonThe, like, the skibidi stuff and all that kind of stuff.
Chris WaltonLike, has that infiltrated your house as well?
Ann MazingaYes, but I guess I don't equate that to brain rot.
Ann MazingaI feel like that's just, like, the vernacular of the kids.
Ann MazingaThese kids these days, you know?
Chris WaltonOh, yeah, it's actually that.
Chris WaltonIt's actually the name that catches, like, all of that language as well.
Chris WaltonSo that's why I was wondering, like, how much it's impacted you, because it has definitely thwarted the quality of life in the Walton household.
Ann MazingaAnd, oh, my God.
Chris WaltonYes, the kids.
Chris WaltonMy kids have been very disruptive using brain rot.
Chris WaltonIsh language at school, and I've been talked to by the teachers many times about that usage, so I was curious if it's impacted your.
Ann MazingaI thought brain rot was, like.
Ann MazingaWhen I think of brain rot, I think of, like, wasted time.
Ann MazingaLike, what, your brain is rotting from this, like, bad television or whatever.
Ann MazingaLike, some brain rot is related to language.
Ann MazingaOkay, well, I'd have to rethink that one because I don't know the answer.
Ann MazingaWe have a lot of skibidi, and I can't even think of the other words right now, but, yes, that's definitely happening in my house.
Chris WaltonYeah, like, there's just crazy words like Ohio and.
Chris WaltonAnd Riz and.
Chris WaltonAnd simp and.
Chris WaltonI don't know.
Chris WaltonI don't know.
Ann MazingaOh, yeah.
Ann MazingaOkay.
Ann MazingaWell, let's go to question number three.
Ann MazingaHopefully you know more about this one than I did about the last one.
Ann MazingaShabuzi just set a record for the most consecutive weeks with a number one hit song for Bar Song, which contains the lyrics, pour me up another shot of whiskey.
Ann MazingaYou know, me and Jack Daniels got a history, Chris.
Ann MazingaIf not Jack Daniels, which spirit do you have a history with?
Chris WaltonOh, I definitely don't.
Chris WaltonI'm definitely not pouring myself a shot of Dak Daniels.
Chris WaltonYeah, because I have a history with Jack Daniels, and I can never go back.
Chris WaltonIn fact, I can't even smell Jack Daniels.
Chris WaltonAnd.
Ann MazingaNo, really, why?
Ann MazingaWhat happened?
Chris WaltonOh, God, do I want to tell this story?
Chris WaltonOkay, so I was 18.
Chris WaltonI went on a lake trip to Lake Nasimiento in California.
Chris WaltonWent on a lake trip with some ASU guys that I had met that summer who are much older than me, all over 21.
Chris WaltonAnd we started.
Chris WaltonWe were out on the lake all day, and then went back to the lake house and started playing bumper pool.
Chris WaltonAnd I was, like, out of my mind with bumper play.
Chris WaltonAnd I was pulling off shots like no one would believe.
Chris WaltonAnd I was.
Chris WaltonAnd so.
Chris WaltonAnd I was drinking more shots of Jack Dallas than anything.
Chris WaltonAnd then.
Chris WaltonAnd so there's a video.
Ann MazingaIt's not even, like, Jack and Coke or anything.
Chris WaltonNo, just shots.
Chris WaltonShots.
Chris WaltonAnd I'm, like, new to drinking, like, relatively three months into drinking, and.
Chris WaltonAnd there's a video of it.
Chris WaltonI think I still have it.
Chris WaltonIt's, like, on vhs.
Chris WaltonI think I still have it.
Chris WaltonYou just watch me just at one point, just fall over.
Chris WaltonLike, I'm just flat out, like, I'm.
Chris WaltonI'm lucky I didn't have to go to the hospital.
Chris WaltonAnd so the next morning, I wake up.
Chris WaltonThe next morning I wake up, everyone's super.
Ann MazingaWhy were they videoing you?
Chris WaltonOh, we were all videoing everything.
Chris WaltonYou know, it's back with camcorders and stuff, you know?
Chris WaltonAnd so the next morning, I wake up and everyone's asleep.
Chris WaltonAnd I burge.
Chris WaltonI bar.
Chris WaltonI barge into the house.
Chris WaltonI'm like, did I jump into the lake yesterday?
Chris WaltonWas I so drunk that I jumped into the lake?
Chris WaltonAnd they're like, dude, no.
Chris WaltonAnd I'm like, oh, right.
Chris WaltonAnd so.
Chris WaltonSo let's just say I was washing mattresses the rest of the day.
Chris WaltonSo anyway, I cannot smell Jack Daniels anymore.
Chris WaltonAnd so to answer your question, if I had to pour myself anything, it would be a shot of Don Julio.
Chris WaltonThat's middle of the road.
Chris WaltonTequila.
Ann MazingaOh, my God.
Ann MazingaOh.
Chris WaltonAll right, let's get out of here before we.
Chris WaltonBefore this show goes any more off the rails, defunct restaurant chain Chichi's is piloting a comeback in 2025.
Chris WaltonI actually have two questions for you on this end.
Chris WaltonFirst, when I say Chichis, what is the first thing that comes to your mind?
Chris WaltonAnd then second, fried ice.
Chris WaltonWow, really quick on that one.
Ann MazingaYeah.
Chris WaltonOkay.
Chris WaltonAnd then second, in the pantheon of chain restaurants, do you think Chi Chi's is over underrated or properly rated?
Ann MazingaI haven't been there in so long.
Ann MazingaI feel like I'm not equipped to correctly answer this question.
Ann MazingaWhat do you think?
Chris WaltonWell, I see.
Chris WaltonI thought chichi.
Chris WaltonI mean, I remember my first chichi's experience in like the 80s and it was pretty baller.
Chris WaltonLike I thought it was pretty, pretty decent.
Chris WaltonAnd you know, like all the, like TGI Fridays too.
Chris WaltonLike all these chain restaurants that were one time awesome, they just get destroyed.
Ann MazingaYeah.
Chris WaltonSo I actually think chichi's, when I think about all my chain restaurant experiences is actually underrated.
Chris WaltonUnderrated?
Chris WaltonYeah.
Chris WaltonLike Red Lobster, I would say properly rated, you know.
Ann MazingaOh, God.
Ann MazingaOver.
Chris WaltonYeah.
Chris WaltonOr overrated properly to overrated.
Chris WaltonBut chichi's, I would say underrated.
Chris WaltonTGI Fridays probably properly rated now, but I don't know.
Chris WaltonBut that's why, that's why I think.
Chris WaltonWhat do you think?
Ann MazingaI mean, yeah, by 1980s standards, underrated for sure.
Ann MazingaThat place is amazing.
Ann MazingaI loved Chi Chi's.
Ann MazingaLike I always wanted to go.
Ann MazingaI think I only got to go like twice.
Ann MazingaAnd one was right for the fried ice cream that you always saw the like advertisements for on tv.
Ann MazingaBut yeah, I don't know.
Ann MazingaI mean, I like their, I buy their salsa today.
Ann MazingaLike they still have products on shelves that are.
Chris WaltonOh, yeah, that's right.
Chris WaltonSo I think of their salsa, I.
Ann MazingaWould try it out.
Ann MazingaI would definitely go, why not?
Ann MazingaLike, it's a, it's a Mexican place that, you know, you get, you know what you're going to get, I think, and then you'll be properly surprised if it's a good experience.
Chris WaltonIt's a great point.
Chris WaltonIt's a great point.
Chris WaltonAnd I like the standard Mexican.
Chris WaltonGood.
Chris WaltonStandard Mexican.
Chris WaltonLike, I like good.
Chris WaltonThere's too much fruit, fruity Mexican food right now.
Chris WaltonToo much high end, expensive Mexican food restaurant, particularly in Minneapolis too.
Chris WaltonWe don't have a good.
Chris WaltonJust go to Mexican restaurant.
Ann MazingaYou haven't been to La Cadre.
Chris WaltonYeah, yeah, we'll get you, we'll find you some.
Ann MazingaWe gotta do, right?
Chris WaltonI have it, actually.
Chris WaltonI did find a good Mexican restaurant that's very, very authentic too and very affordable, which I'll have to tell you about.
Chris WaltonBut I will keep that from our national audience here and all right.
Chris WaltonHappy birthday today to writer Strong.
Chris WaltonOur international audience, actually.
Chris WaltonHappy birthday today to writer strong, Donna Mills and to Josh Allen's new fiance, Haley Steinfield.
Chris WaltonStein.
Chris WaltonAh, shoot.
Chris WaltonIs it Steinfield?
Chris WaltonSteinfeld, Right?
Chris WaltonYeah.
Chris WaltonI don't know if I wrote that wrong or not.
Chris WaltonSteinfeld.
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