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You're listening to "Grack Public Access" on 101.7 FM,
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The Grack in Grackleton.
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And I'm Tog Chesterfield, and I'm here with my co-host,
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Parker Spoon.
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Hi, Parker.
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Hi.
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Good to see you today in episode four.
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This is our fourth episode of "Grack Public Access."
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And we have a sponsor and a location as well.
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The location is where we're sitting.
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And our sponsor is the Wunder Wurst Kale Dog today.
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And where we're sitting is Corn Crop--
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Lake Corn Crop is the official--
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It says Lake Corn Crop under the sign over there.
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It does.
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Yeah.
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That's how I knew where we were.
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And it's a wonderful place for family and friend
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and flora and fauna and all wonderful other Fs to be together.
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And there's mud.
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There's a lot of mud.
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Lots of mud.
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A lot of mud.
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Like too much mud, I would say.
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Yeah.
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So the audience-- so we can immediately
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paint a seascape for the audience.
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We are sitting in this wonderful chair.
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Did you supply these?
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Or did the public--
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No, I brought them myself.
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Oh, Tom, these are just glorious.
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I guess these are what we sit in every day,
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but I'm finally noticing them.
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Yeah.
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There are public access show chairs.
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That's what I call them, anyways.
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And mine has a very light caramel scent to it.
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And that's because I was drinking a caramel macchiato,
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and I spilled it earlier.
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Oh, that's why.
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I didn't realize.
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Yeah.
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But I'm OK with that if you are.
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Oh, I'm perfectly fine.
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I like that smell.
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Wonderful.
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I'm in a wonderful mood today, aside from our quarrel
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that we had in the opening that the audience didn't hear
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because we cut it.
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Yeah.
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We cut it, or somebody will cut it,
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because I don't cut the tapes.
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That's OK.
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Yeah.
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Hey, do you know what I just found out?
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What?
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We can listen to these shows.
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You and I can.
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We can actually listen to them?
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Yeah.
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Now, I didn't know that we were allowed to listen to them.
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And then I don't know where I was,
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but I was walking along and someone on the side said,
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hey, did you hear what they said on the crack public access?
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Oh, that's us.
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That's us.
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Yeah.
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And that's when I didn't say that because I didn't want them
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to know my face.
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But I said, where did you listen to it?
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And I didn't don't remember what he said,
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but we're allowed to listen to these.
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Oh, that's that's really good.
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That's really good because I knew that it went on the radio,
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but then I'm usually busy and I don't really listen to the radio.
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So maybe I need to figure out when it is on the radio and then listen.
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Yeah.
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So apparently we're we're we're we're famous theater.
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We're not theater, but the theater of the mind.
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I like that.
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Is that right?
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Yeah, theater of the mind because you're listening to us
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with your ears, which go into your mind.
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Yeah, that's what by the ears are direct connection to the mind.
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And oh, so I see everything.
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You're already yeah, we're doing painting a seascape,
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even though we're at a lake just so everyone remembers what Lake
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Corn Crop, which is a lake, because we're nowhere near the sea.
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In Gragas, again, to we're turning the phrase.
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Yeah.
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So we are there was nowhere else to set up and we are in a field
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of what appears to be mud.
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Mm hmm.
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Yeah, my my new balance shoes, which I love new balance,
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then my favorite brand of shoes, but they've they have some mud on them.
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OK, with that. Yeah.
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You talk me off of off of a bed.
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Yeah, there's a man out on the lake.
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What are you doing on the floor there?
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It's like an inflatable.
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Is that what they call that?
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An inflatable. Yeah, an inflatable.
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It's filled with air.
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You have like a little pump and then you can pump it up and then you can float.
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You have to use your for your body seems like he's fishing
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and I somebody when we were walking in,
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you know, you had gone up ahead to set up and I went because I was distracted
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by the woodpecker. Yeah.
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Oh, we're doing behind the scenes.
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Oh, that's good. People will like that.
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Yeah. Yeah. Should I?
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Is there that we don't have a bumper?
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Oh, yeah. Let's let's.
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Yeah, we'll do a bumper for this.
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Let's hold for bumper.
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Behind the scenes.
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Get ready for disappointment.
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OK, OK. Yeah.
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All right. Now let's go.
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Oh, OK, we don't have to do
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if that's too much work for Jen to put the bumper.
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Oh, no, we'll make it.
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Well, she's bad enough at me.
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Oh, that's OK.
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I think Jen gets creative when there's anger involved.
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So. Oh, wonderful.
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Yeah. So she'll probably like making a bumper for that.
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Oh, so anyway, when I was
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when I was waiting for you,
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I and an older lady approached me and ever see
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the ever see that movie,
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Snow White from back in the 1930s, which is a wonderful film.
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Yeah.
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But there was a witch who gave her an apple
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and she had like a black cloak on over her head a little bit.
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That's what this lady looked like.
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Oh, wow, that sounds really scary.
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Oh, it was. She was she seemed lovely.
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But she told me that there was this lake.
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Apparently, there's a submarine in it.
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In this in in Lake Corncrop, there's a submarine.
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That's what she said.
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Wow, that is like the sea.
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Yeah. So it's, you know, I don't know how they fit in here.
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But yeah, I mean, what were they doing?
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Submarining around Lake Corncrop.
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Oh, no, it's like it's active right now.
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It's active.
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That's what she was saying.
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She was saying that there's a cab.
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There's like all different types of the
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and I guess there's an engineer and I don't understand how it works.
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Yeah, there's a submarine.
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Wow, that is that.
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I didn't even know that.
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I'm Yammer. Oh, no, that's OK.
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I'm sorry. I mean, Lake Corncrop,
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there's also the campground here and and we can we can see the parking lot
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so we can see people, I guess, coming to camp.
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And and there's hi.
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Hey, oh, there is somebody right there.
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Oh, yeah, that's one of our fans.
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I'm assuming hi, everybody.
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And yeah, don't look at my face.
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Yeah, they can maybe see our faces.
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But I mean, maybe they don't know what we're doing because, you know,
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um, so anyways, there's the parking lot there.
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And and I've been here before.
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I came here camping once with Joe Roost and Joe Roost's dog James.
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And there was a lot of mosquitoes.
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And I've seen a few mosquitoes around here today, but hopefully not too many.
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Hopefully we don't get swarmed.
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Yeah, this is this is so to me,
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everything on earth is a wonderful gift.
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You know, yeah, every life except for mosquitoes, except for mosquitoes.
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They're terrible.
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Yeah, that just the worst.
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The worst like the wonder.
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Oh, like our sponsor, the Wonder Wars killed dog.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You see how I did that?
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I just peppered that right in.
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Should we talk?
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Do we talk now about that?
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Or do you talk more about mosquitoes?
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Well, we're also supposed to talk about our theme of today,
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which is corporate jargon.
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Oh, oh, corporate jacket.
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So yeah, the.
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OK, so you you take it because I'm so confused right now.
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Yeah, I'm just sitting here.
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Me too. I me too.
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I mean, I got this post it note, which is, I guess, kind of corporate
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that says corporate jargon.
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And I guess I guess we need to just talk about the the words that they say corporate.
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I used to work in a corporate place called Apocalypse.Cloud.
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And we used a lot of jargon in the workplace.
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And I guess my job right now would be to get everyone on the same page
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because you're confused.
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So I need to get us on the same page.
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That's corporate.
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Get us on the same.
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Yeah, that's a corporate.
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Let's get us on the same page.
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Let's get on the same page is corporate jargon.
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So great. Yeah.
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I don't know how to put like Wonder Wars
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to Kale dogs into this, but I guess I need to some
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because if you go camping like like corn crop,
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we might be eating Wonder Wars.
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Kale dogs.
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That would be me getting us on the same page.
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And that's our corporate jargon.
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So I kind of looped it all in.
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Maybe there's corporate jogging around that looping in.
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Looping in.
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So I'm not exactly sure what corporate jargon is.
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And your examples don't make sense to me because.
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Yeah.
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Not that they're not good, but they're, you know, they're just not great.
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Yeah. So, yeah.
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But it's in my mind, corporate jargon might be.
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And after all, you're my Wonderwall,
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like from the wonderful band Oasis.
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Maybe that's corporate jargon.
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Yeah, that might be.
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I mean, I don't really I don't think I've heard that in
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my days in corporate land.
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Yeah. But that could be a corporate jargon.
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Yeah. Or pour some sugar on me.
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Right. That might be one.
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Pour some sugar on me.
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It was from a song from the 19 guess the 1940s.
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I don't know, big band, but it was, I guess it was like a little
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they used to do the thing where they put their hands on their knees
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and put their knees together, but then their hands would transfer
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to the other knee and it would look like it was here.
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I'll show you. Hold on.
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OK, let's see. Hold on. Let's see. Yeah.
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A lot of sack. OK. Here we go.
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Oh, my. OK. I don't know. Oh.
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OK, my my my foot is stuck in the mud.
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Yeah. Oh, OK.
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Yeah, it's kind of.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Can you do you mine?
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Oh, let me see if I can help you.
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OK, that's wonderful.
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I have the boaters.
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Hi, just wait to the fence.
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Hi. Yeah. No, we're OK.
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We're OK.
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I can come over.
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Oh, no, no, sir.
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No, don't don't come in.
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Yeah, no, we're OK.
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We're OK. Don't have to come.
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Yeah, don't come seaside.
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Don't come shorts.
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Seashore. Seashore.
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Lake shore.
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Yeah. Oh, Lake shore.
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Lake shore.
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Oh, he's he's signaling us.
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I think he has a flare in his hand.
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So yeah, he does.
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Yeah. I don't know what if he's.
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We're good, buddy.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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I just I'm kind of worried about flares.
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I want to sit down in the mud
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because I don't want him thinking that.
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I could shoot you. Yeah, but you you are kind of stuck.
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I am just can you pass the microphone back over?
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Here you go. Just sit down because I can't have him
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shooting a flare in our direction.
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Yeah, there you go. OK.
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All right. Oh, let me just. Oh. Oh.
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OK. Oh, that that mud is warmer than it seems.
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Yeah. I'm just going to also move the bleep box over just in case.
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Just in case it gets. Yeah.
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Just in case you want it.
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You can say some some curse words.
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And then I can bleed them out just in case because it's it's
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you're really stuck in there. So we are not.
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Oh, I do this.
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In my days, first of all, this mud is like 15 times warmer
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than I would have expected. Oh, I think it might be some kind of magma or something.
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Because it is lie feel like I'm in a Turkish bath.
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Oh, well, that's quite nice.
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Oh, this is wonderful.
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And I'm very relaxed.
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And oh, wow, there's that.
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I think there might be a root or something that's touching my leg,
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but that's OK. I'll leave it there.
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I hope it's a root. And yeah, yeah, it's fine.
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Yeah. But I am.
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I might just I'll paint a lovely little
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where you see the guy who used to.
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He was a painter of light, but he passed away and I loved him and.
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And but anyway, I'm going to paint a
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I'm going to get to sleep, actually, I think, if you don't mind,
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because I'm so tired right now.
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That's OK. That's that's fine.
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You can go to sleep.
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I can just I'll just start it up.
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I'll start up. I'll start up the next segment and I will catnap.
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You'll just catnap and I'll just I'll start.
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I'll start the next segment.
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All right, listen here.
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So our first segment of today is community connections, community connections.
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I'll hold for bumper.
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Gratkin.
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I have a vice.
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Happy birthday.
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Where are you?
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All right.
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So our first community connection is a piece of advice that we received.
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Let me just get it here.
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All right. I heard where you were headed for one of your little shows.
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So here's my advice.
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The rocks at the north side of Corn Crop Lake are really good for getting
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the lake corn crop mud and even that crust off the bottom of your feet
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like a pumice stone, but free.
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Also, dogs like jumping off them into the lake.
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So that's our first piece of advice from the community.
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Thank you, caller or writer.
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Thomas Kincaid was his name.
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Tom. Oh, who painted the light?
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The paint of the light. Right.
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He was wonderful.
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And he had these beautiful paintings and I'm not sleeping, by the way.
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This is not I'm not sleep talking.
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Oh, OK, so you're actually with us, Parker.
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That's good. I couldn't sleep.
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But I'll be quiet because I know you're just
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he said something wonderful about the pumice and the lava.
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Yeah. So this might be useful.
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So it's just lakes that are kind of like that pumice stone that you can get for
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cleaning that, you know, that kind of layered, hard, crusty skin
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that you get on your feet.
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I don't know if Parker would know.
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I can't see them right now because they're covered in mud.
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But it also apparently gets that mud off the feet.
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The the rocks at the north side of the lake.
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Well, Parker is just drooling right now.
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I think I see a little bit of drool out of the I'm painting the seascape now
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of Parker's face, which has drool on it from sleeping.
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OK, I'm going to move on to the second community connection, which is a birthday.
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Right. So this one was given to one of the checkers at bulk bins for us for the show.
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But no one is too sure what day it was left.
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And it says it's tax birthday today, T-A-C-K, TAC.
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I don't know who TAC is or what day this note was left.
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But it was tax birthday somewhat recently.
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And that's all we know.
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All right.
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Oh, oh, hello. Oh, hello, Parker.
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You're back. I'm back.
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Oh, that was wonderful.
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Oh, well, what was wonderful?
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Oh, I know you don't you probably didn't notice, but I had your voice was very soothing
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because you have that radio voice as you know you do.
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And I had dozed off to a wonderful
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faraway land of, you know, this year, those, you know, those candies that have
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the that they're caramel on the outside and they have cream on the inside.
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But it's not real cream.
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It's like some kind of sugary stuff.
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Is it kind of like the the Werther's original, but the special ones?
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This is a soft candy.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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But I love Werther's.
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But anyway, I had a dream that I was skiing on a slope
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that was made of that wonderful soft cream.
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Oh, that's really good.
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But it was the mud, you see.
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Oh, oh, it was the mud like on your feet.
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And that's what made you dream of it.
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That makes sense.
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Yeah. And I think it was the caramel that I'm smelling from the chair.
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Right. That makes sense.
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And some of the spilled coffee has dripped down and I can
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you know, I can smell it from the mud and there's a little puddle by my mouth.
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Oh, I see. Yeah.
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Can I can I get a little shock?
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Yeah. Oh, of course.
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Yeah. And ladies and gentlemen,
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right now, I am trying to figure out whether to lap up the
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the caramel macchiato from the mud with my tongue.
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That is.
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Yeah.
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You're going to get really sick, Parker.
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I'm not going to get.
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Don't you worry about that.
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I'll be fine.
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I think I think you're going to get sick.
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I mean, watch, watch, watch.
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Yeah. Oh, watch me.
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Lap it up. Oh, don't do it.
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There's a lot of geese around here.
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There's a lot of geese.
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No, you shouldn't.
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Parker. That was. Oh, Parker.
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We share a bathroom for goodness sake.
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We share a bathroom.
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You're going to get all gone.
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Oh, all gone.
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Oh, no, I'm a rascal.
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I did. I I licked my
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it's in my belly. Oh, no.
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And had a very it tasted almost like the way that oil paint smells.
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Right. But in a good way.
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In a good way. OK. OK.
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Well, we should probably spend by one of the
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like shoppers drug mart on our way back to get something for your stomach.
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OK, OK, I'm OK.
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Oh, he's looking at us again and waving with his flare gun.
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Can you just see I can't lift my arm right now?
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Hi. We're OK.
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We're OK. No, we're OK.
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We're good. I'm giving a thumbs up as well.
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Just a thumbs up sign because that means that we're good.
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Just in case. He's putting the flare gun now.
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Oh, if he's trying to show up, he's he has.
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He's making like a teapot with the flare gun up in the air, though,
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like the other way.
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Yeah, is he going to shoot that off for us?
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He might. You know what?
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I would have him.
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I would really like to see the flare gun,
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but as long as it's pointed towards us, because that makes me feel very, very scared.
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Now he put it back. I was hoping you would.
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I'm kind of hoping to.
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Yeah. OK, you continue.
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This is so much fun. Yeah. This is the best episode.
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Oh, I think it's our best episode as well.
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I'm just kind of worried a little bit about the geese as well.
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Missed connection is our next one here to the person who put that sign
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on the lampposts along Gerard Street that say quotation marks.
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I will place a used litter box in your ex's open garage
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the next time they leave it open while taking in groceries.
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Close quotation marks.
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Can or will you go any lower than thirty five dollars?
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I could do twenty five dollars or thirty dollars if you have time next week.
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Also, how do I contact you?
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Question mark. And that's it.
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That's all it says. Miss connection.
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OK, I have no idea.
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But maybe it's just because I'm so my muscles now
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are like being tenderized from this mud bath. Yeah.
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But I don't know what you said.
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Right. Something about a garage.
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And, you know, I'm going to be honest with you.
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I don't give a fudge right now because I have deeper.
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No, don't don't don't worry.
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I am relaxed.
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You can you can put that on the air because guess what?
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I don't care right now.
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I don't give I don't give a fudge about anything.
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No, I I am.
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I am feeling wonderful.
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And if that person has an X, then good for them and good for their garage.
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Good for their garage. Thank you.
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Well, I mean, I'm quite amazed to learn that somebody is going around
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with a service to put a used litter box inside people.
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Oh, Parker. Oh, no.
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So I didn't mean it, Kurt.
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Oh, I just realized that's OK.
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I thought I was being funny.
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Oh, I oh, I see. See, I didn't realize that you were trying to be funny.
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I thought you actually were that relaxed because of the mud.
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I was trying to pretend I was.
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I mean, I have relaxed, but then I thought the relaxing made me feel funny.
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And I well, I thought I'd curse to try something.
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You know, understanding the new context that you were saying that in,
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I think it was pretty funny.
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It now I realize with with that context added.
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Can we can can you please tell
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gosh, Jen to cut that and she won't because she's she won't because she's yeah.
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I got a note that I'm bad.
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She has that you like she's willing to listen to our show with your voice in it.
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But she's probably not going to listen to any special requests.
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OK, well, so just what can I apologize to other than the bumper?
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The bumper will give her the creativity. Oh, wonderful.
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Yeah, she's fueled.
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She's her creativity is fueled.
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She says by piss and vinegar, which I think means anger.
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OK, so we'll ask her if you can just make a note down because I can't move my hands
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right now because I'm in the, you know, I guess the mud has formed a natural section.
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Yeah. But can you just write down to believe the word that begins with P that you said?
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Oh, right. Yeah.
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Well, thank you for not saying it again,
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because then we don't need to worry about bleeping that because I don't think I bleeped it in time.
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PI double silly snakes.
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PI double silly snakes. I like that.
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Yeah, that's how you say it.
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Yeah, that's a good way. We're not going to say that again.
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I just said it because that was like the actual phrase that was used.
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So it was kind of a technicality.
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I wasn't cursing. I was just it was descriptive.
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Oh, my gosh, you did what you said you were going to do.
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What's that? You just you distracted me till I stopped crying.
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Oh, it worked.
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You did stop crying. I didn't even notice.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So just so we could get we can
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we can pierce the ethereal veil of the radio.
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Guess we have like an unspoken agreement with our audience.
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Yeah, we're going to we're going to break it for a second.
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OK.
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Because I'm going to tell them what you said.
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OK. You said that because I I said to you back in the apartment
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that I was very upset about crying so much.
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And you said I'm going to try something new.
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And I said what?
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Because I thought that you were going to give me some kind of a
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potion or something. Yeah.
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Or apothecary or sludge.
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And you didn't.
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You said I'm going to distract you.
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Parker, there's two geese behind you.
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They dressed in blue and white stripes and straw hats.
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I'm assuming that is based on the way your face.
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Absolutely not. No. Yeah.
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No, I mean, that would if they if they were dressed like that,
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which I believe is a gondola.
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You were telling me earlier that that's what gondola people wear.
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If they they're doing the boat version of gondola,
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they are not dressed in anything at all.
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They're just they're just in their birthday suits, I guess.
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Well, OK.
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And I think so are they because I smell them from here.
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That's for sure.
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And I can feel their breath that close to my.
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They're they're pretty close.
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Yeah. And your suction is really good.
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You can't get out because I would maybe suggest moving if you can.
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At this point, let me just try a lot of things here.
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Oh, boy. OK.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I can't move one and two.
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There's something happening with my digestive.
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Yeah. Right.
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With the right.
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Oh, I don't know if you remember this, but earlier when I drank the.
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The mud, the Machado, the Machado that was filled in the mud.
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And I said, hey, geese poop around here.
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This might not be good.
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Yeah, but it's OK because the sound is insulated.
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So the because I'm stuck in the mud.
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So the viewer will not be able to listen to what's about to.
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OK. Yeah. All right.
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Well, that's that's good.
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That's good.
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That's good for me here listening in my headphones as well, I suppose.
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Yeah. Yeah. OK.
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OK. All right.
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Well, I think you're still there.
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Is the the.
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Yeah, they're both definitely they're flanking you right behind you.
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And they're like, oh, it's almost like a battle.
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Yeah, it almost looks like well, it definitely looks like they're frowning
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because they're geese and they're one of the angriest and meanest animals
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on the planet. And I'm really scared.
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Oh, God. Oh, no.
00:26:08.560 --> 00:26:10.920
Oh, no. Oh, OK.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Parker. Yeah.
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Get out of my ear.
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Yeah, definitely.
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And your the cable.
00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:21.240
Oh, they're pulling their headphones now.
00:26:21.240 --> 00:26:22.480
Stop it.
00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:24.920
Oh, God.
00:26:24.920 --> 00:26:26.920
Oh, there's so many.
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Oh, there we go.
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Oh, listen, Parker.
00:26:32.360 --> 00:26:34.360
Parker got loose. Parker.
00:26:34.360 --> 00:26:35.880
Oh, my God.
00:26:35.880 --> 00:26:37.080
I got to go to the bathroom.
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I'll be back. OK.
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Well, listener, it's a perfect time for us to go to a friend of the show
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with their message about probably the Kale dogs.
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So let's go to that and maybe we'll see what happens with Parker when we get back.
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You're listening to one oh one point seven FM, the crack.
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And today we're near the parking lot in a field of mud at Lake Corncrop,
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And we're back and Parker is back.
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How are you doing, Parker?
00:28:00.120 --> 00:28:04.080
I'm I guess I guess you can say I'm better than I look.
00:28:04.080 --> 00:28:09.280
Yeah. So I went behind the outhouses
00:28:09.280 --> 00:28:15.760
and I well, I'm going to have to say this in a way that's not offensive.
00:28:15.760 --> 00:28:16.680
I got sick.
00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:18.360
You got sick. All right.
00:28:18.360 --> 00:28:24.640
Yeah. And for multiple things, the pain from the geese venom.
00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:27.080
Geese venom.
00:28:27.080 --> 00:28:29.600
Yeah, the pain stinging my ear.
00:28:29.600 --> 00:28:33.840
And, you know, they say I don't think it was the actual cut that is hurting.
00:28:33.840 --> 00:28:36.640
It's the venom. The venom. Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:41.000
Because the well, that's the other one, the old lady that I spoke about earlier.
00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:45.560
Yeah. The one that kind of looked like the Snow White Witch that sounded really scary.
00:28:46.080 --> 00:28:50.040
Yeah. Yeah. After I, you know, got sick in the woods,
00:28:50.040 --> 00:28:54.600
you know, she she gave me an anti venom.
00:28:54.600 --> 00:29:01.080
I guess it was. It was, you know, it tastes it tastes like, you know,
00:29:01.080 --> 00:29:05.040
apple apple juice and some kind of a parsley.
00:29:05.040 --> 00:29:07.600
Oh, well, that sounds very pleasant, actually.
00:29:07.600 --> 00:29:11.560
I got I, you know, she was talking very fast.
00:29:11.560 --> 00:29:14.960
So yeah, I didn't catch everything she said, but I told her about the geese venom.
00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:17.360
And then she had she handed me the drink.
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Right. And it seemed to work.
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That's interesting, because they did say that the geese of Lake Corncrop
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are a special type of goose.
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So maybe they've got special defenses that I'm not aware of.
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Either way, I feel absolutely wonderful right now.
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Oh, well, that's good.
00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:36.040
Yeah, I'm just going to sit here.
00:29:36.040 --> 00:29:37.800
I'm very ruined, your chair.
00:29:37.800 --> 00:29:39.600
I'll have to pay you back. Oh, no, that's fine.
00:29:39.600 --> 00:29:41.400
I can just hose it down.
00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:42.640
Oh, OK. Wonderful.
00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:44.720
So I guess we can end the show.
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We have segments left.
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Oh, we do have segments left.
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:48.960
Yeah, we got lots.
00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:51.440
I mean, you were sleeping, but not for very long.
00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:53.920
So we've got a lot more segments to do.
00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:56.520
To me, it could have been a minute or a day.
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OK, well, it wasn't either of those things.
00:29:58.840 --> 00:30:00.920
So fair enough. Yeah.
00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:05.400
All right. So we should go on to taste the grackleton now that you're cleared out.
00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:09.040
And hopefully you have your appetite back because we're going to talk about
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something we've ate or something we've enjoyed this week.
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Oh, I should hold for bumper.
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Taste of grackleton.
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Oh, yum.
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All right. Taste of grackleton.
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So Parker, have you eaten anything interesting this week,
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something you've enjoyed or something that you'd like to tell the listener about?
00:30:32.120 --> 00:30:34.200
Yes, I have.
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I'd like to thank you.
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And I think you know what I'm going to say,
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because I have not shut up.
00:30:41.120 --> 00:30:43.520
I'm going to get close and do some ASMR.
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They'll love that, especially the box of their listening.
00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:48.760
Do you know that they email me again?
00:30:48.760 --> 00:30:49.880
Oh, I didn't know.
00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:54.440
But I I guessed that they might because you think you called them out on the last episode.
00:30:54.440 --> 00:30:59.880
Yeah. And so remember, they used to do those birthday cards
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where they used to you could put somebody's face into the birthday card.
00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:09.320
And then it would be like them singing a barbershop quartet with like,
00:31:09.320 --> 00:31:11.880
you know, all politicians and stuff.
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You know, I've always hoped I'd receive one of those.
00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:16.480
I never have, but that sounds so cool.
00:31:16.480 --> 00:31:22.680
Yeah, they it wasn't they instead of my face,
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they put a picture, a close up picture of a naval like a belly button.
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And not an itch, not not even not.
00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:34.200
There's some navels that you'd want that to be your face, but not this one.
00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:36.000
That sounds pretty horrifying, actually.
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And then I guess they could put on the name of your
00:31:39.320 --> 00:31:42.280
the name of you put your name there. Yeah.
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And they they called me clumpy.
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They called you clumpy.
00:31:45.280 --> 00:31:46.560
It was an A.I. voice.
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So it was like, yeah, we're going to sing a song about clumpy.
00:31:52.560 --> 00:31:54.880
Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. So like they're really dubbed over kind of sound dubbed over.
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Yeah. And I didn't like that because I'm not a belly button.
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You aren't a belly button.
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I mean, I guess partly.
00:32:05.800 --> 00:32:07.960
I mean, you have a belly button.
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I would assume I haven't seen it, obviously.
00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:13.840
Oh, here it is. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah, there it is.
00:32:16.000 --> 00:32:17.080
I saw I do have it.
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I just wanted to prove it.
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Sorry. Excuse me. I sneezed.
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There's a lot of pollen around here.
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Yeah. Now that was.
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It was yeah, there's pollen.
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There's a lot of pollen.
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And and also I think something maybe some lint came out of your belly button there, actually.
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I didn't want to say anything, but then I had to say it because I'm an honest person.
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I'm an honest person.
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I've noticed it recently.
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Yeah. And I didn't want to do anything because I did not.
00:32:42.040 --> 00:32:45.280
They always say you have to be careful with like antibiotics
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and antibacterial soaps.
00:32:48.520 --> 00:32:55.920
Yeah. And anything that's going to disrupt the flora and fauna that are better in my system.
00:32:55.920 --> 00:32:59.000
Well, you've got a lot of it because, I mean, you're mud right now.
00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:01.040
Yeah. You know what happened to me one time?
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What? Do you know that belly buttons can go like the hole can go really far back
00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:07.920
for some people? No, I did not.
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It can. And you know what?
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The lint can go way back into the back of the belly button and get stuck there
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and clump up over a long period of time.
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And you can get like kind of like a plug thing in there if you aren't careful about it.
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Speaking of clumps.
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Smokes like it would it be like USBC or USB 3.0?
00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:28.760
No. I'm joking.
00:33:28.760 --> 00:33:33.920
I was wondering because I wouldn't try to do that.
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I mean, I've tried a lot of things, but I haven't tried to do that.
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OK. Oh, hold on.
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Just so the ladies and gentlemen, oh, boy, ladies and gentlemen, no, that wasn't joke.
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Just so they know.
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Yeah. But anyway, sorry, I think my sneeze kind of interrupted everything.
00:33:54.360 --> 00:33:56.480
What happened? We were talking about belly buttons.
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:58.040
Oh, they had a picture.
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Yeah. And OK, so I'm ready to talk.
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Oh, oh, dirt desert. Desert. OK.
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Dirt desert. Dirt desert.
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Yeah, that's what I had.
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That's what you had.
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This is kind of fitting because of the mud.
00:34:08.760 --> 00:34:10.320
All the mud that were here.
00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:13.720
Yeah, I was kind of almost wondering if that was what you did with the
00:34:13.720 --> 00:34:18.360
Machiavo thing before, where you kind of. Oh, you know, dirt desert.
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But this was totally different.
00:34:19.680 --> 00:34:21.680
Yeah. Oh, this was absolutely real.
00:34:21.680 --> 00:34:26.720
I went down to to the grocery store, I say, I often do on on Tuesdays.
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And I got myself they had their weekly special was a dirt dessert.
00:34:31.920 --> 00:34:34.080
Oh, well, what's that like?
00:34:34.080 --> 00:34:35.680
What on earth is a dessert?
00:34:35.680 --> 00:34:36.840
Oh, it's wonderful.
00:34:36.840 --> 00:34:41.480
So they take they take chocolate cookies that maybe like
00:34:41.480 --> 00:34:44.320
an Oreo type cookie, which is my favorite.
00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:46.320
And they crumble it up with icing.
00:34:46.320 --> 00:34:48.840
And that's like the or maybe it's chocolate cake, too.
00:34:48.840 --> 00:34:51.560
And that's like the dirt part.
00:34:51.560 --> 00:34:53.560
And they mix it up with icing.
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And then they put like a coconut that's dyed green for grass on top.
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Oh, I see.
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And then they put gummy worms.
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And yeah.
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And so I went through all the pieces in the cabinet
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because I wanted to get the one with the most gummy worms.
00:35:08.600 --> 00:35:13.000
And so I asked the store manager for a trolley.
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I guess it's called a trolley cart.
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And he said, well, why do you need that?
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And I said, because I'm going to look for the dirt desserts.
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And he said he said, get the.
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Oh, no.
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:28.880
Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:35:28.880 --> 00:35:30.800
He got upset at you.
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Yeah, because I because I told him my plan that I wanted to go through
00:35:34.240 --> 00:35:38.560
all the dirt deserts and he said, you don't cause that trouble for me.
00:35:38.560 --> 00:35:41.280
And he said, get the.
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I've got the bleep box ready just in case.
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Did he did he say a bad word?
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He said it was a very bad word.
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And he said that he said, get it out of get out.
00:35:52.040 --> 00:35:55.200
Get get that get the I'm not going to say it.
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Well, I have my finger ready over the.
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Yeah, but I'm not going to say it.
00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:03.200
But it was a very bad word because it happens and ends with it.
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And then she T.
00:36:05.240 --> 00:36:11.760
Yeah, I'm just I'm trying to do some mental spelling here.
00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:15.040
Get the F. You know, the F.
00:36:15.040 --> 00:36:17.480
A. R. T. Yeah.
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What? Yeah.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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That doesn't even make sense.
00:36:23.600 --> 00:36:26.920
He said, get that word out of my store and.
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Get the F. A. R. T. out of my store.
00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:36.000
Yeah. And I left and I didn't have any dirt to serve, but it looked wonderful.
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:41.120
Honestly, I'd be in a lot of trouble because I do silent in a grocery store all the time.
00:36:41.120 --> 00:36:45.760
I mean, I luckily they're silent so nobody can know.
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:50.920
What? I do silent for the grocery store all the time.
00:36:50.920 --> 00:36:54.760
Looking at all that food, I like I love a bean.
00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:55.800
I love beans.
00:36:55.800 --> 00:36:57.200
I mean, everyone knows that.
00:36:57.200 --> 00:37:02.920
I mean, obviously, I'm mostly a potato file, which is somebody who is quite obsessed by potatoes.
00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:08.800
But I also love beans and and I so I go up and down the bean aisle.
00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:11.640
And I think it triggers a lot of F. A. R. T.
00:37:11.640 --> 00:37:15.560
But I they're usually silent, luckily, usually, not always.
00:37:15.560 --> 00:37:17.720
Can you do me a favor?
00:37:17.720 --> 00:37:23.120
Do you know how sometimes they when they want to protect somebody's identity,
00:37:23.120 --> 00:37:25.840
they scramble it so the pictures look all.
00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:29.280
Yeah, it's like a jigsaw puzzle that squares.
00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:32.800
It's like it's like eight bit video games from the eighties.
00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:34.600
Like that's big pixels.
00:37:34.600 --> 00:37:36.560
I wouldn't know what that is.
00:37:36.560 --> 00:37:40.160
But can you do that to the conversation we just had?
00:37:40.160 --> 00:37:42.920
Because I don't think anybody should have to hear any of that.
00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:46.360
That was well, I'm going to have to put in a special request to Jim.
00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:49.520
Well, I could put it under my name and see if she does it.
00:37:49.520 --> 00:37:51.640
Yeah. She might be mad at me, too,
00:37:51.640 --> 00:37:56.160
because I'm obviously associated with you as being doing the same show
00:37:56.160 --> 00:37:58.600
and everything, but I can try.
00:37:58.600 --> 00:38:01.400
I'll put a post it on the tape.
00:38:01.400 --> 00:38:05.160
OK, OK, I am going to take over the host's duty.
00:38:05.160 --> 00:38:07.440
All right. Second. OK, I'm going to say,
00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:11.080
talk, right, what is your favorite?
00:38:11.080 --> 00:38:14.920
What am I?
00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:21.160
Just a food, a food, something we thought about or ate or plan to eat this week.
00:38:21.200 --> 00:38:23.840
Be quiet so I can do it. OK, all right.
00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:24.920
Yeah.
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:29.440
Talk, what is your favorite food or something?
00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:33.440
Right. Food this this week, this week.
00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:39.640
All right. So what I was my my food, I thought about this week
00:38:39.640 --> 00:38:45.600
was a hot dog festival that I had at Apocalypse
00:38:45.600 --> 00:38:47.720
Dog Cloud in the War kitchen.
00:38:47.720 --> 00:38:53.880
And that's because I was trying to combine in my head a corporate jargon
00:38:53.880 --> 00:39:00.760
and veggie dogs and and food, I guess.
00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:04.480
Anyways, a hot dog festival that I that I had.
00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:10.320
And it was I did a special event once where I got a whole bunch of hot dogs
00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:13.360
and I cooked them up in the work microwave.
00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:15.960
And in the corner of the work kitchen,
00:39:16.040 --> 00:39:19.480
we had a little hot dog festival and I put a little sign up.
00:39:19.480 --> 00:39:23.280
It was just paper like paper that I found in the photocopier
00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:25.080
and I wrote it with a Sharpie.
00:39:25.080 --> 00:39:28.040
It's a hot dog festival.
00:39:28.040 --> 00:39:32.920
That's it. That's that I thought about it this week because I was that was amazing.
00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:38.000
So yeah, like so, I guess I guess I follow up now.
00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:41.720
OK. At the festival, whether any
00:39:41.720 --> 00:39:43.320
because you gave me this earlier.
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:44.840
Yeah, the store is OK.
00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:48.280
So I guess so the listeners know
00:39:48.280 --> 00:39:53.000
because we were going to practice this session where I would be the host.
00:39:53.000 --> 00:39:59.360
Todd gave me the question that I was supposed to ask earlier and the answer
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and the answer.
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So yeah, so I knew you were going to talk about the festival.
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Yeah.
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But so my follow up question that I wrote down
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is
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is whether he rides at the festival?
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Um, not really unless you consider sitting down in one of the kitchen chairs,
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kind of like a ride, which it kind of is because a lot of them
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are missing one of the feet on the bottom and they kind of jiggle a little bit.
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You know, when you sit down, that's that's that is that is a ride.
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It's kind of like a ride. Yeah. Yeah.
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If you could look that. Yeah, that is a ride.
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You could you look it up on the world, wonderful worldwide web.
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And that will say ride.
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So you got it. OK.
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It's wonderful. Oh, excellent.
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I'm glad. Like, do you think this sounded pretty spontaneous to people?
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I don't know.
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Maybe they can write in and tell us if it did. Yeah.
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Yeah. No, no, no. Oh, right.
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I shouldn't encourage them. I shouldn't encourage them.
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You're right. Thank you.
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Because we don't need any more if I see another belly button where my face is.
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Oh, it's OK. It's OK.
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Now I stopped. I stopped.
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I was going to cry and I stopped.
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But I don't want to see the I don't want to see a belly button where my face is.
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Thank you. Yeah.
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I'm more than just my belly button. Yeah.
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You you you are.
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Oh, I am we're getting a call.
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Oh, all the way out here.
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I'm going to OK.
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I'm going to I'm going to answer it.
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See who it is. Hello, Collar.
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You're on Greg Public Access.
00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:30.560
Is my baby boy Parker there? Parker.
00:41:30.560 --> 00:41:32.800
Parker, it's your mom. Your mother, Parker.
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:36.000
Hello, Tom. It's my mom. Hello, Parker.
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:38.280
How are you doing, my baby, baby, baby?
00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:40.320
Oh, I was I saw there was a
00:41:40.840 --> 00:41:43.080
I'll give you a quick just rundown of everything.
00:41:43.080 --> 00:41:46.120
So we came out here by the lake and there was a mud bath and a
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geese, but the geese wasn't the gondola goose.
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And then there was the old lady with the apple, but she didn't have an apple.
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But instead it was apple juice with kind of a
00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:58.960
parsley, but it wasn't a mojito because I know you weren't me against those.
00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:03.720
And then there was a man in a boat and there's a derogable too.
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But it was not a derogable.
00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:07.760
It's a kind of derogable that goes underneath water that the lady warned me
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about and then I got sick because a bunch of geese.
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They were running on my ears.
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And yeah, Parker, Parker, listen to me.
00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:17.400
What are you telling me about geese?
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You're around geese.
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That is so dangerous, Parker.
00:42:20.520 --> 00:42:22.480
Yeah, Todd brought me here.
00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:26.720
And I'm doing OK. I'm just have you taking your vitamins, Parker?
00:42:26.720 --> 00:42:30.520
That's why I called the blue ones, the red ones, the yellow ones.
00:42:30.520 --> 00:42:33.080
Yes, today I took them because he told me to.
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And but they might not be in my system because I took them and then I got.
00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:43.520
Well, I got sick near the old lady behind the outhouse.
00:42:43.520 --> 00:42:44.960
Thank you, mom. What?
00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:46.520
What, Parker? What are you telling me?
00:42:46.520 --> 00:42:48.680
You got sick again again.
00:42:48.680 --> 00:42:51.760
Yeah, because I the part that I didn't.
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:53.320
Is it your tummy, Parker?
00:42:53.320 --> 00:42:55.680
What were you doing to get yourself so sick?
00:42:55.680 --> 00:42:58.840
My baby boy. I mean, don't say that, mom.
00:42:58.840 --> 00:43:01.320
I am so worried about you.
00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:04.760
No, you don't all the way out there and you got sick and now.
00:43:04.760 --> 00:43:07.400
So I don't make me drive out there, Parker.
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:11.600
Spoon, I I I I lapped up a caramel macchiato that there might have been
00:43:11.600 --> 00:43:16.480
that might have been it was in the mud and the mud mixed with the camel macchiato.
00:43:16.480 --> 00:43:20.400
Parker, you were eating mud that was around geese.
00:43:20.400 --> 00:43:22.240
Are you joking me right now, Parker?
00:43:22.240 --> 00:43:23.640
I really hope that you're joking.
00:43:23.640 --> 00:43:26.360
That is absolutely terrifying.
00:43:26.360 --> 00:43:30.280
Were you at least wearing that nappy around your neck, the one that I gave you
00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:34.440
last Wednesday, the little nappy, the one that you wear around the neck?
00:43:34.440 --> 00:43:36.240
Tell her I was talk.
00:43:36.240 --> 00:43:37.200
Talk to her.
00:43:37.200 --> 00:43:40.520
She he was a Mrs.
00:43:40.520 --> 00:43:42.720
Spoon, Parker was wearing.
00:43:42.720 --> 00:43:46.480
He he was definitely wearing that around his neck as a bruise.
00:43:46.480 --> 00:43:48.920
He was certainly was.
00:43:48.920 --> 00:43:51.080
I don't know if I believe that at all.
00:43:51.080 --> 00:43:53.880
I mean, that doesn't sound like it was accurate at all.
00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:55.480
That sounds like Parker.
00:43:55.480 --> 00:43:58.400
I can I can I think I can hear your hand through the phone.
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:01.880
I just want to talk.
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Hang up, mom.
00:44:03.120 --> 00:44:04.760
My baby baby boy.
00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:05.640
Did you take the blue?
00:44:05.640 --> 00:44:07.600
I took the blue vitamins, mom.
00:44:07.600 --> 00:44:08.760
Did you take the red?
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I take the mom.
00:44:11.200 --> 00:44:14.160
Mrs. Spoon, he's being a very, very good boy.
00:44:14.160 --> 00:44:15.760
I don't know if he is.
00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:17.720
All right, I just need to check my baby boy.
00:44:17.720 --> 00:44:21.280
Oh, by the way, talk, I want to say hello to your parents, Lester and Hester
00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:22.280
Chesterfield.
00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:26.360
Oh, that's really good time doing our pickleball last Thursday.
00:44:26.360 --> 00:44:27.680
It was an excellent match.
00:44:27.680 --> 00:44:28.960
Talk. That was wonderful.
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:31.120
Yeah, I'm glad to hear.
00:44:31.120 --> 00:44:33.280
They they they are wonderful.
00:44:34.800 --> 00:44:36.160
Roommate and laws.
00:44:36.160 --> 00:44:38.560
Parker, how's your stomach feeling right now?
00:44:38.560 --> 00:44:41.280
I mean, it's it's it's evacuated at this point.
00:44:41.280 --> 00:44:43.920
And evacuate every single bit.
00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:45.760
Do you think you got them all?
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:48.880
I'm sure some made their way through to my intestines.
00:44:48.880 --> 00:44:51.720
But that will be a later on conversation.
00:44:51.720 --> 00:44:53.360
Parker, I want you to come to my house.
00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:54.760
I want you and talk.
00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:58.040
No, Lester and Chester are going to have to Lester and.
00:44:58.040 --> 00:45:00.480
My goodness, this name.
00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:02.520
Let me think. Lester and Chester.
00:45:02.520 --> 00:45:04.360
Lester and Hester Chesterfield.
00:45:04.360 --> 00:45:05.480
My goodness, talk.
00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:07.240
Your parents have talk.
00:45:07.240 --> 00:45:08.600
Hang up, talk.
00:45:08.600 --> 00:45:10.240
All right. You know, Mrs.
00:45:10.240 --> 00:45:13.400
Spoon, will will buzz by on the way home?
00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:15.200
We won't. We won't.
00:45:15.200 --> 00:45:16.080
Parker, we won't.
00:45:16.080 --> 00:45:17.920
We won't. OK.
00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:20.240
Well, we'll we'll buzz by on the way home.
00:45:20.240 --> 00:45:22.280
I'm just going to I'm going to let you go now.
00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:26.720
All right, my baby boy, make sure that you make sure that you come by
00:45:26.720 --> 00:45:29.600
and you bring your vitamins so I can do a refill for you.
00:45:29.600 --> 00:45:31.480
OK, love you, mom.
00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:33.440
All right. Goodbye now. Goodbye.
00:45:33.440 --> 00:45:35.120
Bye. Bye.
00:45:35.120 --> 00:45:37.440
Bye now, Mrs. Spoon. OK.
00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:39.120
My goodness.
00:45:39.120 --> 00:45:41.160
Well, we don't need to pop by in Parker.
00:45:41.160 --> 00:45:43.160
Oh, boy. OK.
00:45:43.160 --> 00:45:47.600
We better get to the talking about Wunderwurst.
00:45:47.600 --> 00:45:48.760
Do we have to do that still?
00:45:48.760 --> 00:45:51.200
Because the Kale dog, the Wunderwurst Kale dog.
00:45:51.200 --> 00:45:52.200
Right. That's right.
00:45:52.200 --> 00:45:56.120
When I was waving to signal you, the person on the inner tube
00:45:56.120 --> 00:45:58.760
thought that I was DCM out there.
00:45:58.760 --> 00:45:59.640
Yeah, I see him.
00:45:59.640 --> 00:46:00.560
You need me to scare off your.
00:46:00.560 --> 00:46:02.360
He's pointing the flare gun.
00:46:02.360 --> 00:46:04.320
Oh, in our direction. Oh, my goodness.
00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:06.760
I don't know if you thought I was signaling him for a flare.
00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:09.040
Yeah. But yeah.
00:46:09.040 --> 00:46:11.560
Oh, and the geese are back behind me, too.
00:46:11.560 --> 00:46:14.480
So yeah, I saw them when your mom was on the phone
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:17.320
and I didn't say anything on purpose because I knew that your mom
00:46:17.320 --> 00:46:19.920
would probably drive out here if I did.
00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:21.160
You want to hear a joke?
00:46:21.160 --> 00:46:22.480
OK.
00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:25.880
To lighten up the situation, the severe situation that we're in.
00:46:25.880 --> 00:46:27.040
Yeah.
00:46:27.040 --> 00:46:31.760
When you said on purpose, I imagined that you had said on purpose.
00:46:32.760 --> 00:46:41.560
And there was like a you ever see like how there's the corpus is can.
00:46:41.560 --> 00:46:46.760
Oh, now in my head, the porpoises are wearing the blue and white stripes
00:46:46.760 --> 00:46:48.720
and the straw hat.
00:46:48.720 --> 00:46:50.440
There's four geese behind you.
00:46:50.440 --> 00:46:52.160
There's four geese behind you.
00:46:52.160 --> 00:46:53.280
There's four of them.
00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:57.040
OK. And he's he's pointing the the flare.
00:46:57.040 --> 00:46:58.040
He's going to shoot.
00:46:58.040 --> 00:46:59.120
Oh, my God. He just fired.
00:46:59.120 --> 00:47:01.120
Oh, boy.
00:47:01.120 --> 00:47:02.120
OK.
00:47:02.120 --> 00:47:03.600
OK.
00:47:03.600 --> 00:47:05.600
Well, do you miss us?
00:47:05.600 --> 00:47:07.920
Yeah. But do you think he's maybe pointing at the geese?
00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:09.880
Maybe I don't know.
00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:13.320
Luckily, it got.
00:47:13.320 --> 00:47:16.120
Look, I'll paint the seascape for the viewer as he's
00:47:16.120 --> 00:47:20.240
because he seems to be of lost interest in us.
00:47:20.240 --> 00:47:21.680
Yeah.
00:47:21.680 --> 00:47:24.680
The flare gun went into the the the bagma.
00:47:24.680 --> 00:47:30.920
The mud and it has it has been put out.
00:47:31.080 --> 00:47:33.640
So yeah, that's that's good.
00:47:33.640 --> 00:47:36.400
Yeah, I was wondering because I can't see behind you at this point.
00:47:36.400 --> 00:47:40.160
Yeah, it did move the geese a little bit.
00:47:40.160 --> 00:47:42.120
They've shifted. Yeah, they are. Yeah.
00:47:42.120 --> 00:47:45.240
They seem to be doing some kind of a circle.
00:47:45.240 --> 00:47:46.160
Is some kind of a circle?
00:47:46.160 --> 00:47:47.960
You see them there like walking in a circle.
00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:52.040
Uh-huh. They actually look way angrier now.
00:47:52.040 --> 00:47:53.920
So angry. They did shift.
00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:56.480
But they look like they're doing something.
00:47:56.480 --> 00:48:00.520
Ritualistic.
00:48:00.520 --> 00:48:04.240
They say that most communication is body language.
00:48:04.240 --> 00:48:07.800
And it seems like this ritual is that kind of communication to us.
00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:12.880
Yeah, it definitely seems like they're trying to display a message of sorts.
00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:16.120
So wonder wonder worst hail dog.
00:48:16.120 --> 00:48:19.240
Yeah, we'll try to finish this up.
00:48:19.240 --> 00:48:20.520
We'll try to finish this up.
00:48:20.520 --> 00:48:24.160
Well, we need to go to another ad.
00:48:24.160 --> 00:48:26.560
The second one.
00:48:26.560 --> 00:48:31.480
So let's do that and try to recollect ourselves.
00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:32.200
Is that a word?
00:48:32.200 --> 00:48:36.440
I don't know what what corporate jargon should I use for this one?
00:48:36.440 --> 00:48:40.000
Just play it place so we can get out because I don't like.
00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:43.000
All right, let's peel back the onion and go to an ad.
00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:45.280
Oh, wonderful. Yeah.
00:48:45.280 --> 00:48:55.760
One of the show sponsors this week is Curious Richter's used books.
00:48:56.080 --> 00:49:02.560
Curious Richter's used books is down by the town square at 59 59 town square.
00:49:02.560 --> 00:49:05.680
You have a special relationship with that store, don't you, Parker?
00:49:05.680 --> 00:49:09.000
Oh, my gosh, you know, every it's it's you ever have one of those places
00:49:09.000 --> 00:49:16.200
where you walk into it and it's almost like in your mind, it's like you're in a far way.
00:49:16.200 --> 00:49:19.680
It's like an immersion.
00:49:19.680 --> 00:49:24.920
And you walk in there because because Curious Richter always has a candle going
00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:27.280
that smells like something from yesteryear.
00:49:27.280 --> 00:49:31.400
And yeah, you know, he doesn't mind if you go into the bookstore
00:49:31.400 --> 00:49:35.360
and if you pretend like he'll tell if you talk to him like you're
00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:42.320
a knight from like the you know, the 1870s, he'll answer you as if he's a knight as well.
00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:46.040
I know. And you love that particularly.
00:49:46.040 --> 00:49:47.920
Yeah, so.
00:49:47.920 --> 00:49:50.080
But I'll go in and I'll be like, you know,
00:49:50.760 --> 00:49:56.160
oh, good day, sir, how are you like a knight would and you know,
00:49:56.160 --> 00:49:58.560
he'll respond back with a night.
00:49:58.560 --> 00:50:03.640
It's kind of like if you are into LARPing, this is the place for you to go.
00:50:03.640 --> 00:50:07.680
Like there's no other bookstore for you if you are a LARPer.
00:50:07.680 --> 00:50:09.920
And we have a lot of LARPers in Greckleton.
00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:12.200
It's going to surprise you, but I know what that means
00:50:12.200 --> 00:50:14.640
because I see them all over the place.
00:50:14.640 --> 00:50:17.600
That's right. Live action role play.
00:50:17.600 --> 00:50:19.720
That's right. You just walk in through the door
00:50:19.720 --> 00:50:25.520
and it's like you're LARPing immediately and there's books and it smells like sandalwood.
00:50:25.520 --> 00:50:30.040
It's a beautiful scent of sandalwood, which is, you know,
00:50:30.040 --> 00:50:33.560
it's one of those things because you can then pretend like you're any place
00:50:33.560 --> 00:50:37.800
where there's sandals or wood south of the beach or a forest or.
00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:43.520
Or men from the eighties from the.
00:50:43.520 --> 00:50:46.280
Yeah, but then and, yeah.
00:50:46.280 --> 00:50:50.080
So he this is the our official.
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Promotion for him and his bookstore.
00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:55.880
Yes, curious.
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Richter's used books, used books.
00:50:58.320 --> 00:51:00.640
Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Greck public access.
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All right, we're back.
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You're listening to one on one point seven FM, the Greck and this is Greck public access.
00:51:12.560 --> 00:51:14.800
We're at Lake Corncrop this week.
00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:20.320
We're talking about corporate jargon and our sponsor is the Wunderwurst Kale dog.
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:27.000
And we have a lot of geese around here and we're watching people go camping, which is nice.
00:51:27.000 --> 00:51:29.440
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's wonderful.
00:51:29.440 --> 00:51:34.400
And just so the viewers know, we actually took a break this time because
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:36.400
normally we don't.
00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:39.520
But as we did, the geese have encircled us.
00:51:39.520 --> 00:51:41.960
Yes. Yeah. And they are.
00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:48.160
Well, they they you see that thing where the geese, they put their
00:51:48.160 --> 00:51:54.320
they put their arms up like this and they walk around all kind of proudly, but like tough guys.
00:51:54.320 --> 00:51:57.000
Parker kind of looks like a bear right now.
00:51:57.000 --> 00:51:58.440
Listen, yeah, yeah.
00:51:58.440 --> 00:52:04.080
Arms up kind of arms up like a like a bear that would be stalking you or something.
00:52:04.080 --> 00:52:05.680
Yeah. Yeah. And that's what they're doing.
00:52:05.680 --> 00:52:07.560
They're actually tough guys, which is fine.
00:52:07.560 --> 00:52:12.480
Because my my mom said we can stand up to stand up to bullies.
00:52:12.480 --> 00:52:15.720
Yeah. And that's what we're going to do with these bullies.
00:52:15.720 --> 00:52:17.000
With bullies. Yeah.
00:52:17.000 --> 00:52:21.040
I'm really glad I didn't mention that to your mom when she called in to the show.
00:52:21.040 --> 00:52:24.160
And worse comes to worse.
00:52:24.160 --> 00:52:26.840
We know where the lady with the anti venom is.
00:52:26.840 --> 00:52:29.120
So we're prepared. That is true. Yeah.
00:52:29.120 --> 00:52:32.360
Yeah. So I wonder how they evolve to get venom.
00:52:32.360 --> 00:52:36.440
I wonder if one of them did something enamorous with a snake.
00:52:36.440 --> 00:52:41.200
No, thank you. OK. God, I'm going to I'm going to make my run through the line.
00:52:41.200 --> 00:52:44.480
I don't care if they tough, tough or not.
00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:50.160
OK. Parker is is dislodging from the chair
00:52:50.160 --> 00:52:54.880
and is running after the circle of geese is.
00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:57.360
Oh, my goodness. Oh, is getting.
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Oh, the geese are encircling Parker Parker Parker.
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Parker, are you OK?
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Parker is not.
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Oh, no, that's OK. OK. OK.
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And I'm back. Oh, my God.
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Goodness, I'm sorry, God.
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Hello. Hello. OK.
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Parker. Hi. OK.
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Well, I am bit multiple times. Yeah.
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But I don't know if you saw they never see that thing in when Ozzy
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Osborn, the people will jump into the
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the pit of other people and but they won't fall through.
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Like, it's not water, but they'll be on top of the people of the people of the
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people that was happened with me and the geese.
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Yes, they were by the.
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You're kind of like crowd surfing, but the crowd are angry venomous
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like corncrob geese. OK.
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Well, I'm I'm going to sit here till the end
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and then we'll get some anti venom and then we'll head home.
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Yeah, we'll find this the scary woman with the anti venom.
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Oh, well, it's time for the weather. So that's always fun.
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It's a sunny.
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Rainy.
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Wind.
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The weather is brought to you by wonder worst kale dogs.
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You can get them at all of Gragelton's grocery stores, except Barton's,
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who has a beef with kale as a food item,
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which is kind of weird phrasing when you think about it.
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Ready for the weather.
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Um, wet.
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You just burnt all about the weather.
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And that was the weather brought to you by wonder worst kale dogs,
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which are food items delivered in a tube format.
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We used to advertise our kale dogs as totally tubular,
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popular surfing vernacular at the time.
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It should have gone over better than it did,
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especially since Landlock Gragelton is so fond of the sea.
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Oh, it really should have.
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And we're back.
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Parker, you don't look like you're doing so good.
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I'm fine.
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I'll pay the seascape for the audience.
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Yes.
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We are here.
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Wonderful Lake of Magma.
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But.
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But.
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You need me to get those teeth for you there, but.
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Guy with flares.
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I can get it for you with those flares.
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Who's very pointing the flare gun at us again.
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He's not good.
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He's got poison.
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OK.
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And I'll get them for you.
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They've got poison in them.
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OK, he's.
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OK, he shot.
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He shot the shot.
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The flare shot.
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Yeah, he shot the flare.
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He got. OK, the geese are running.
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Oh, they're angry.
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OK, the geese are running towards me.
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OK.
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The geese have Parker again and Parker is definitely like
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crowd goose surfing.
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So Parker Parker is being taken off by geese.
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Parker is OK.
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Gone.
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They've taken Parker into the forest and Parker.
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I just see Parker's feet.
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Parker's feet are kicking and kicking a lot.
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OK, I should go find Parker and we're going to definitely be
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popping by Mrs.
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Spoon's house on the way home because Mrs.
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Spoon has a lot of remedies and I don't know if I can find
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that scary lady in time.
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Anyways, this is being a crack public access.
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I'm talk Chesterfield and you heard.
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Parker Spoon were at Lake Corn Crop.
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So be careful of the geese if you do come out this way,
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but it is quite nice for camping most of the time.
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And make sure that you check out Wunderwurst Cale Dogs
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at some point in the future.
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We'll be back hopefully with Parker.
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Take care. Bye for now.
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