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You're listening to "Grack Public Access" on 101.7 FM,

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The Grack in Grackleton.

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And I'm Tog Chesterfield, and I'm here with my co-host,

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Parker Spoon.

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Hi, Parker.

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Hi.

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Good to see you today in episode four.

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This is our fourth episode of "Grack Public Access."

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And we have a sponsor and a location as well.

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The location is where we're sitting.

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And our sponsor is the Wunder Wurst Kale Dog today.

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And where we're sitting is Corn Crop--

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Lake Corn Crop is the official--

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It says Lake Corn Crop under the sign over there.

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It does.

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Yeah.

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That's how I knew where we were.

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And it's a wonderful place for family and friend

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and flora and fauna and all wonderful other Fs to be together.

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And there's mud.

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There's a lot of mud.

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Lots of mud.

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A lot of mud.

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Like too much mud, I would say.

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Yeah.

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So the audience-- so we can immediately

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paint a seascape for the audience.

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We are sitting in this wonderful chair.

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Did you supply these?

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Or did the public--

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No, I brought them myself.

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Oh, Tom, these are just glorious.

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I guess these are what we sit in every day,

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but I'm finally noticing them.

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Yeah.

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There are public access show chairs.

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That's what I call them, anyways.

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And mine has a very light caramel scent to it.

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And that's because I was drinking a caramel macchiato,

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and I spilled it earlier.

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Oh, that's why.

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I didn't realize.

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Yeah.

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But I'm OK with that if you are.

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Oh, I'm perfectly fine.

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I like that smell.

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Wonderful.

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I'm in a wonderful mood today, aside from our quarrel

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that we had in the opening that the audience didn't hear

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because we cut it.

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Yeah.

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We cut it, or somebody will cut it,

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because I don't cut the tapes.

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That's OK.

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Yeah.

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Hey, do you know what I just found out?

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What?

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We can listen to these shows.

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You and I can.

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We can actually listen to them?

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Yeah.

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Now, I didn't know that we were allowed to listen to them.

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And then I don't know where I was,

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but I was walking along and someone on the side said,

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hey, did you hear what they said on the crack public access?

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Oh, that's us.

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That's us.

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Yeah.

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And that's when I didn't say that because I didn't want them

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to know my face.

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But I said, where did you listen to it?

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And I didn't don't remember what he said,

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but we're allowed to listen to these.

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Oh, that's that's really good.

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That's really good because I knew that it went on the radio,

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but then I'm usually busy and I don't really listen to the radio.

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So maybe I need to figure out when it is on the radio and then listen.

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Yeah.

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So apparently we're we're we're we're famous theater.

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We're not theater, but the theater of the mind.

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I like that.

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Is that right?

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Yeah, theater of the mind because you're listening to us

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with your ears, which go into your mind.

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Yeah, that's what by the ears are direct connection to the mind.

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And oh, so I see everything.

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You're already yeah, we're doing painting a seascape,

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even though we're at a lake just so everyone remembers what Lake

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Corn Crop, which is a lake, because we're nowhere near the sea.

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In Gragas, again, to we're turning the phrase.

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Yeah.

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So we are there was nowhere else to set up and we are in a field

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of what appears to be mud.

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Mm hmm.

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Yeah, my my new balance shoes, which I love new balance,

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then my favorite brand of shoes, but they've they have some mud on them.

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OK, with that. Yeah.

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You talk me off of off of a bed.

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Yeah, there's a man out on the lake.

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What are you doing on the floor there?

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It's like an inflatable.

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Is that what they call that?

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An inflatable. Yeah, an inflatable.

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It's filled with air.

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You have like a little pump and then you can pump it up and then you can float.

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You have to use your for your body seems like he's fishing

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and I somebody when we were walking in,

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you know, you had gone up ahead to set up and I went because I was distracted

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by the woodpecker. Yeah.

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Oh, we're doing behind the scenes.

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Oh, that's good. People will like that.

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Yeah. Yeah. Should I?

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Is there that we don't have a bumper?

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Oh, yeah. Let's let's.

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Yeah, we'll do a bumper for this.

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Let's hold for bumper.

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Behind the scenes.

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Get ready for disappointment.

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OK, OK. Yeah.

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All right. Now let's go.

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Oh, OK, we don't have to do

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if that's too much work for Jen to put the bumper.

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Oh, no, we'll make it.

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Well, she's bad enough at me.

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Oh, that's OK.

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I think Jen gets creative when there's anger involved.

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So. Oh, wonderful.

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Yeah. So she'll probably like making a bumper for that.

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Oh, so anyway, when I was

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when I was waiting for you,

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I and an older lady approached me and ever see

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the ever see that movie,

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Snow White from back in the 1930s, which is a wonderful film.

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Yeah.

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But there was a witch who gave her an apple

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and she had like a black cloak on over her head a little bit.

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That's what this lady looked like.

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Oh, wow, that sounds really scary.

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Oh, it was. She was she seemed lovely.

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But she told me that there was this lake.

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Apparently, there's a submarine in it.

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In this in in Lake Corncrop, there's a submarine.

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That's what she said.

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Wow, that is like the sea.

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Yeah. So it's, you know, I don't know how they fit in here.

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But yeah, I mean, what were they doing?

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Submarining around Lake Corncrop.

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Oh, no, it's like it's active right now.

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It's active.

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That's what she was saying.

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She was saying that there's a cab.

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There's like all different types of the

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and I guess there's an engineer and I don't understand how it works.

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Yeah, there's a submarine.

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Wow, that is that.

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I didn't even know that.

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I'm Yammer. Oh, no, that's OK.

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I'm sorry. I mean, Lake Corncrop,

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there's also the campground here and and we can we can see the parking lot

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so we can see people, I guess, coming to camp.

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And and there's hi.

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Hey, oh, there is somebody right there.

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Oh, yeah, that's one of our fans.

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I'm assuming hi, everybody.

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And yeah, don't look at my face.

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Yeah, they can maybe see our faces.

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But I mean, maybe they don't know what we're doing because, you know,

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um, so anyways, there's the parking lot there.

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And and I've been here before.

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I came here camping once with Joe Roost and Joe Roost's dog James.

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And there was a lot of mosquitoes.

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And I've seen a few mosquitoes around here today, but hopefully not too many.

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Hopefully we don't get swarmed.

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Yeah, this is this is so to me,

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everything on earth is a wonderful gift.

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You know, yeah, every life except for mosquitoes, except for mosquitoes.

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They're terrible.

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Yeah, that just the worst.

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The worst like the wonder.

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Oh, like our sponsor, the Wonder Wars killed dog.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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You see how I did that?

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I just peppered that right in.

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Should we talk?

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Do we talk now about that?

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Or do you talk more about mosquitoes?

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Well, we're also supposed to talk about our theme of today,

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which is corporate jargon.

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Oh, oh, corporate jacket.

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So yeah, the.

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OK, so you you take it because I'm so confused right now.

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Yeah, I'm just sitting here.

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Me too. I me too.

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I mean, I got this post it note, which is, I guess, kind of corporate

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that says corporate jargon.

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And I guess I guess we need to just talk about the the words that they say corporate.

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I used to work in a corporate place called Apocalypse.Cloud.

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And we used a lot of jargon in the workplace.

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And I guess my job right now would be to get everyone on the same page

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because you're confused.

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So I need to get us on the same page.

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That's corporate.

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Get us on the same.

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Yeah, that's a corporate.

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Let's get us on the same page.

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Let's get on the same page is corporate jargon.

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So great. Yeah.

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I don't know how to put like Wonder Wars

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to Kale dogs into this, but I guess I need to some

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because if you go camping like like corn crop,

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we might be eating Wonder Wars.

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Kale dogs.

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That would be me getting us on the same page.

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And that's our corporate jargon.

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So I kind of looped it all in.

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Maybe there's corporate jogging around that looping in.

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Looping in.

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So I'm not exactly sure what corporate jargon is.

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And your examples don't make sense to me because.

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Yeah.

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Not that they're not good, but they're, you know, they're just not great.

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Yeah. So, yeah.

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But it's in my mind, corporate jargon might be.

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And after all, you're my Wonderwall,

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like from the wonderful band Oasis.

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Maybe that's corporate jargon.

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Yeah, that might be.

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I mean, I don't really I don't think I've heard that in

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my days in corporate land.

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Yeah. But that could be a corporate jargon.

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Yeah. Or pour some sugar on me.

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Right. That might be one.

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Pour some sugar on me.

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It was from a song from the 19 guess the 1940s.

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I don't know, big band, but it was, I guess it was like a little

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they used to do the thing where they put their hands on their knees

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and put their knees together, but then their hands would transfer

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to the other knee and it would look like it was here.

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I'll show you. Hold on.

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OK, let's see. Hold on. Let's see. Yeah.

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A lot of sack. OK. Here we go.

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Oh, my. OK. I don't know. Oh.

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OK, my my my foot is stuck in the mud.

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Yeah. Oh, OK.

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Yeah, it's kind of.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Can you do you mine?

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Oh, let me see if I can help you.

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OK, that's wonderful.

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I have the boaters.

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Hi, just wait to the fence.

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Hi. Yeah. No, we're OK.

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We're OK.

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I can come over.

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Oh, no, no, sir.

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No, don't don't come in.

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Yeah, no, we're OK.

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We're OK. Don't have to come.

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Yeah, don't come seaside.

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Don't come shorts.

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Seashore. Seashore.

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Lake shore.

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Yeah. Oh, Lake shore.

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Lake shore.

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Oh, he's he's signaling us.

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I think he has a flare in his hand.

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So yeah, he does.

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Yeah. I don't know what if he's.

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We're good, buddy.

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Yeah. Thank you.

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I just I'm kind of worried about flares.

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I want to sit down in the mud

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because I don't want him thinking that.

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I could shoot you. Yeah, but you you are kind of stuck.

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I am just can you pass the microphone back over?

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Here you go. Just sit down because I can't have him

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shooting a flare in our direction.

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Yeah, there you go. OK.

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All right. Oh, let me just. Oh. Oh.

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OK. Oh, that that mud is warmer than it seems.

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Yeah. I'm just going to also move the bleep box over just in case.

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Just in case it gets. Yeah.

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Just in case you want it.

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You can say some some curse words.

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And then I can bleed them out just in case because it's it's

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you're really stuck in there. So we are not.

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Oh, I do this.

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In my days, first of all, this mud is like 15 times warmer

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than I would have expected. Oh, I think it might be some kind of magma or something.

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Because it is lie feel like I'm in a Turkish bath.

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Oh, well, that's quite nice.

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Oh, this is wonderful.

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And I'm very relaxed.

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And oh, wow, there's that.

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I think there might be a root or something that's touching my leg,

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but that's OK. I'll leave it there.

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I hope it's a root. And yeah, yeah, it's fine.

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Yeah. But I am.

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I might just I'll paint a lovely little

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where you see the guy who used to.

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He was a painter of light, but he passed away and I loved him and.

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And but anyway, I'm going to paint a

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I'm going to get to sleep, actually, I think, if you don't mind,

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because I'm so tired right now.

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That's OK. That's that's fine.

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You can go to sleep.

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I can just I'll just start it up.

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I'll start up. I'll start up the next segment and I will catnap.

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You'll just catnap and I'll just I'll start.

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I'll start the next segment.

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All right, listen here.

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So our first segment of today is community connections, community connections.

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I'll hold for bumper.

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Gratkin.

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I have a vice.

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Happy birthday.

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Where are you?

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All right.

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So our first community connection is a piece of advice that we received.

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Let me just get it here.

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All right. I heard where you were headed for one of your little shows.

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So here's my advice.

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The rocks at the north side of Corn Crop Lake are really good for getting

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the lake corn crop mud and even that crust off the bottom of your feet

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like a pumice stone, but free.

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Also, dogs like jumping off them into the lake.

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So that's our first piece of advice from the community.

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Thank you, caller or writer.

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Thomas Kincaid was his name.

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Tom. Oh, who painted the light?

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The paint of the light. Right.

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He was wonderful.

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And he had these beautiful paintings and I'm not sleeping, by the way.

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This is not I'm not sleep talking.

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Oh, OK, so you're actually with us, Parker.

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That's good. I couldn't sleep.

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But I'll be quiet because I know you're just

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he said something wonderful about the pumice and the lava.

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Yeah. So this might be useful.

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So it's just lakes that are kind of like that pumice stone that you can get for

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cleaning that, you know, that kind of layered, hard, crusty skin

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that you get on your feet.

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I don't know if Parker would know.

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I can't see them right now because they're covered in mud.

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But it also apparently gets that mud off the feet.

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The the rocks at the north side of the lake.

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Well, Parker is just drooling right now.

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I think I see a little bit of drool out of the I'm painting the seascape now

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of Parker's face, which has drool on it from sleeping.

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OK, I'm going to move on to the second community connection, which is a birthday.

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Right. So this one was given to one of the checkers at bulk bins for us for the show.

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But no one is too sure what day it was left.

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And it says it's tax birthday today, T-A-C-K, TAC.

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I don't know who TAC is or what day this note was left.

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But it was tax birthday somewhat recently.

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And that's all we know.

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All right.

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Oh, oh, hello. Oh, hello, Parker.

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You're back. I'm back.

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Oh, that was wonderful.

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Oh, well, what was wonderful?

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Oh, I know you don't you probably didn't notice, but I had your voice was very soothing

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because you have that radio voice as you know you do.

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And I had dozed off to a wonderful

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faraway land of, you know, this year, those, you know, those candies that have

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the that they're caramel on the outside and they have cream on the inside.

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But it's not real cream.

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It's like some kind of sugary stuff.

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Is it kind of like the the Werther's original, but the special ones?

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This is a soft candy.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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But I love Werther's.

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But anyway, I had a dream that I was skiing on a slope

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that was made of that wonderful soft cream.

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Oh, that's really good.

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But it was the mud, you see.

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Oh, oh, it was the mud like on your feet.

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And that's what made you dream of it.

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That makes sense.

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Yeah. And I think it was the caramel that I'm smelling from the chair.

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Right. That makes sense.

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And some of the spilled coffee has dripped down and I can

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you know, I can smell it from the mud and there's a little puddle by my mouth.

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Oh, I see. Yeah.

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Can I can I get a little shock?

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Yeah. Oh, of course.

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Yeah. And ladies and gentlemen,

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right now, I am trying to figure out whether to lap up the

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the caramel macchiato from the mud with my tongue.

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That is.

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Yeah.

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You're going to get really sick, Parker.

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I'm not going to get.

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Don't you worry about that.

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I'll be fine.

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I think I think you're going to get sick.

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I mean, watch, watch, watch.

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Yeah. Oh, watch me.

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Lap it up. Oh, don't do it.

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There's a lot of geese around here.

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There's a lot of geese.

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No, you shouldn't.

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Parker. That was. Oh, Parker.

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We share a bathroom for goodness sake.

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We share a bathroom.

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You're going to get all gone.

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Oh, all gone.

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Oh, no, I'm a rascal.

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I did. I I licked my

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it's in my belly. Oh, no.

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And had a very it tasted almost like the way that oil paint smells.

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Right. But in a good way.

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In a good way. OK. OK.

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Well, we should probably spend by one of the

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like shoppers drug mart on our way back to get something for your stomach.

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OK, OK, I'm OK.

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Oh, he's looking at us again and waving with his flare gun.

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Can you just see I can't lift my arm right now?

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Hi. We're OK.

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We're OK. No, we're OK.

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We're good. I'm giving a thumbs up as well.

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Just a thumbs up sign because that means that we're good.

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Just in case. He's putting the flare gun now.

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Oh, if he's trying to show up, he's he has.

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He's making like a teapot with the flare gun up in the air, though,

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like the other way.

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Yeah, is he going to shoot that off for us?

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He might. You know what?

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I would have him.

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I would really like to see the flare gun,

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but as long as it's pointed towards us, because that makes me feel very, very scared.

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Now he put it back. I was hoping you would.

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I'm kind of hoping to.

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Yeah. OK, you continue.

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This is so much fun. Yeah. This is the best episode.

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Oh, I think it's our best episode as well.

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I'm just kind of worried a little bit about the geese as well.

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Missed connection is our next one here to the person who put that sign

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on the lampposts along Gerard Street that say quotation marks.

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I will place a used litter box in your ex's open garage

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the next time they leave it open while taking in groceries.

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Close quotation marks.

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Can or will you go any lower than thirty five dollars?

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I could do twenty five dollars or thirty dollars if you have time next week.

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Also, how do I contact you?

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Question mark. And that's it.

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That's all it says. Miss connection.

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OK, I have no idea.

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But maybe it's just because I'm so my muscles now

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are like being tenderized from this mud bath. Yeah.

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But I don't know what you said.

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Right. Something about a garage.

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And, you know, I'm going to be honest with you.

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I don't give a fudge right now because I have deeper.

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No, don't don't don't worry.

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I am relaxed.

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You can you can put that on the air because guess what?

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I don't care right now.

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I don't give I don't give a fudge about anything.

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No, I I am.

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I am feeling wonderful.

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And if that person has an X, then good for them and good for their garage.

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Good for their garage. Thank you.

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Well, I mean, I'm quite amazed to learn that somebody is going around

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with a service to put a used litter box inside people.

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Oh, Parker. Oh, no.

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So I didn't mean it, Kurt.

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Oh, I just realized that's OK.

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I thought I was being funny.

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Oh, I oh, I see. See, I didn't realize that you were trying to be funny.

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I thought you actually were that relaxed because of the mud.

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I was trying to pretend I was.

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I mean, I have relaxed, but then I thought the relaxing made me feel funny.

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And I well, I thought I'd curse to try something.

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You know, understanding the new context that you were saying that in,

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I think it was pretty funny.

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It now I realize with with that context added.

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Can we can can you please tell

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gosh, Jen to cut that and she won't because she's she won't because she's yeah.

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I got a note that I'm bad.

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She has that you like she's willing to listen to our show with your voice in it.

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But she's probably not going to listen to any special requests.

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OK, well, so just what can I apologize to other than the bumper?

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The bumper will give her the creativity. Oh, wonderful.

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Yeah, she's fueled.

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She's her creativity is fueled.

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She says by piss and vinegar, which I think means anger.

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OK, so we'll ask her if you can just make a note down because I can't move my hands

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right now because I'm in the, you know, I guess the mud has formed a natural section.

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Yeah. But can you just write down to believe the word that begins with P that you said?

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Oh, right. Yeah.

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Well, thank you for not saying it again,

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because then we don't need to worry about bleeping that because I don't think I bleeped it in time.

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PI double silly snakes.

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PI double silly snakes. I like that.

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Yeah, that's how you say it.

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Yeah, that's a good way. We're not going to say that again.

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I just said it because that was like the actual phrase that was used.

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So it was kind of a technicality.

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I wasn't cursing. I was just it was descriptive.

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Oh, my gosh, you did what you said you were going to do.

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What's that? You just you distracted me till I stopped crying.

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Oh, it worked.

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You did stop crying. I didn't even notice.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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So just so we could get we can

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we can pierce the ethereal veil of the radio.

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Guess we have like an unspoken agreement with our audience.

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Yeah, we're going to we're going to break it for a second.

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OK.

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Because I'm going to tell them what you said.

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OK. You said that because I I said to you back in the apartment

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that I was very upset about crying so much.

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And you said I'm going to try something new.

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And I said what?

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Because I thought that you were going to give me some kind of a

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potion or something. Yeah.

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Or apothecary or sludge.

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And you didn't.

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You said I'm going to distract you.

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Parker, there's two geese behind you.

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They dressed in blue and white stripes and straw hats.

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I'm assuming that is based on the way your face.

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Absolutely not. No. Yeah.

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No, I mean, that would if they if they were dressed like that,

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which I believe is a gondola.

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You were telling me earlier that that's what gondola people wear.

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If they they're doing the boat version of gondola,

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they are not dressed in anything at all.

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They're just they're just in their birthday suits, I guess.

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Well, OK.

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And I think so are they because I smell them from here.

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That's for sure.

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And I can feel their breath that close to my.

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They're they're pretty close.

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Yeah. And your suction is really good.

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You can't get out because I would maybe suggest moving if you can.

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At this point, let me just try a lot of things here.

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Oh, boy. OK.

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Yeah.

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Oh, I can't move one and two.

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There's something happening with my digestive.

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Yeah. Right.

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With the right.

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Oh, I don't know if you remember this, but earlier when I drank the.

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The mud, the Machado, the Machado that was filled in the mud.

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And I said, hey, geese poop around here.

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This might not be good.

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Yeah, but it's OK because the sound is insulated.

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So the because I'm stuck in the mud.

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So the viewer will not be able to listen to what's about to.

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OK. Yeah. All right.

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Well, that's that's good.

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That's good.

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That's good for me here listening in my headphones as well, I suppose.

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Yeah. Yeah. OK.

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OK. All right.

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Well, I think you're still there.

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Is the the.

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Yeah, they're both definitely they're flanking you right behind you.

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And they're like, oh, it's almost like a battle.

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Yeah, it almost looks like well, it definitely looks like they're frowning

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because they're geese and they're one of the angriest and meanest animals

00:26:03.800 --> 00:26:06.440

on the planet. And I'm really scared.

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Oh, God. Oh, no.

00:26:08.560 --> 00:26:10.920

Oh, no. Oh, OK.

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Yes. Yeah.

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Parker. Yeah.

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Get out of my ear.

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Yeah, definitely.

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And your the cable.

00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:21.240

Oh, they're pulling their headphones now.

00:26:21.240 --> 00:26:22.480

Stop it.

00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:24.920

Oh, God.

00:26:24.920 --> 00:26:26.920

Oh, there's so many.

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Oh, there we go.

00:26:29.640 --> 00:26:32.360

Oh, listen, Parker.

00:26:32.360 --> 00:26:34.360

Parker got loose. Parker.

00:26:34.360 --> 00:26:35.880

Oh, my God.

00:26:35.880 --> 00:26:37.080

I got to go to the bathroom.

00:26:37.080 --> 00:26:38.280

I'll be back. OK.

00:26:38.280 --> 00:26:43.160

Well, listener, it's a perfect time for us to go to a friend of the show

00:26:43.160 --> 00:26:48.000

with their message about probably the Kale dogs.

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So let's go to that and maybe we'll see what happens with Parker when we get back.

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You're listening to one oh one point seven FM, the crack.

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And today we're near the parking lot in a field of mud at Lake Corncrop,

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And we're back and Parker is back.

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How are you doing, Parker?

00:28:00.120 --> 00:28:04.080

I'm I guess I guess you can say I'm better than I look.

00:28:04.080 --> 00:28:09.280

Yeah. So I went behind the outhouses

00:28:09.280 --> 00:28:15.760

and I well, I'm going to have to say this in a way that's not offensive.

00:28:15.760 --> 00:28:16.680

I got sick.

00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:18.360

You got sick. All right.

00:28:18.360 --> 00:28:24.640

Yeah. And for multiple things, the pain from the geese venom.

00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:27.080

Geese venom.

00:28:27.080 --> 00:28:29.600

Yeah, the pain stinging my ear.

00:28:29.600 --> 00:28:33.840

And, you know, they say I don't think it was the actual cut that is hurting.

00:28:33.840 --> 00:28:36.640

It's the venom. The venom. Yeah. Yeah.

00:28:36.640 --> 00:28:41.000

Because the well, that's the other one, the old lady that I spoke about earlier.

00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:45.560

Yeah. The one that kind of looked like the Snow White Witch that sounded really scary.

00:28:46.080 --> 00:28:50.040

Yeah. Yeah. After I, you know, got sick in the woods,

00:28:50.040 --> 00:28:54.600

you know, she she gave me an anti venom.

00:28:54.600 --> 00:29:01.080

I guess it was. It was, you know, it tastes it tastes like, you know,

00:29:01.080 --> 00:29:05.040

apple apple juice and some kind of a parsley.

00:29:05.040 --> 00:29:07.600

Oh, well, that sounds very pleasant, actually.

00:29:07.600 --> 00:29:11.560

I got I, you know, she was talking very fast.

00:29:11.560 --> 00:29:14.960

So yeah, I didn't catch everything she said, but I told her about the geese venom.

00:29:15.480 --> 00:29:17.360

And then she had she handed me the drink.

00:29:17.360 --> 00:29:19.880

Right. And it seemed to work.

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That's interesting, because they did say that the geese of Lake Corncrop

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are a special type of goose.

00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:30.080

So maybe they've got special defenses that I'm not aware of.

00:29:30.080 --> 00:29:33.120

Either way, I feel absolutely wonderful right now.

00:29:33.120 --> 00:29:34.680

Oh, well, that's good.

00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:36.040

Yeah, I'm just going to sit here.

00:29:36.040 --> 00:29:37.800

I'm very ruined, your chair.

00:29:37.800 --> 00:29:39.600

I'll have to pay you back. Oh, no, that's fine.

00:29:39.600 --> 00:29:41.400

I can just hose it down.

00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:42.640

Oh, OK. Wonderful.

00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:44.720

So I guess we can end the show.

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We have segments left.

00:29:46.200 --> 00:29:48.160

Oh, we do have segments left.

00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:48.960

Yeah, we got lots.

00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:51.440

I mean, you were sleeping, but not for very long.

00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:53.920

So we've got a lot more segments to do.

00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:56.520

To me, it could have been a minute or a day.

00:29:56.520 --> 00:29:58.840

OK, well, it wasn't either of those things.

00:29:58.840 --> 00:30:00.920

So fair enough. Yeah.

00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:05.400

All right. So we should go on to taste the grackleton now that you're cleared out.

00:30:05.400 --> 00:30:09.040

And hopefully you have your appetite back because we're going to talk about

00:30:09.040 --> 00:30:12.440

something we've ate or something we've enjoyed this week.

00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:14.480

Oh, I should hold for bumper.

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Taste of grackleton.

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Oh, yum.

00:30:21.600 --> 00:30:23.760

All right. Taste of grackleton.

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So Parker, have you eaten anything interesting this week,

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something you've enjoyed or something that you'd like to tell the listener about?

00:30:32.120 --> 00:30:34.200

Yes, I have.

00:30:34.200 --> 00:30:35.320

I'd like to thank you.

00:30:35.320 --> 00:30:38.040

And I think you know what I'm going to say,

00:30:38.040 --> 00:30:41.120

because I have not shut up.

00:30:41.120 --> 00:30:43.520

I'm going to get close and do some ASMR.

00:30:43.520 --> 00:30:46.160

They'll love that, especially the box of their listening.

00:30:46.160 --> 00:30:48.760

Do you know that they email me again?

00:30:48.760 --> 00:30:49.880

Oh, I didn't know.

00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:54.440

But I I guessed that they might because you think you called them out on the last episode.

00:30:54.440 --> 00:30:59.880

Yeah. And so remember, they used to do those birthday cards

00:30:59.880 --> 00:31:04.480

where they used to you could put somebody's face into the birthday card.

00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:09.320

And then it would be like them singing a barbershop quartet with like,

00:31:09.320 --> 00:31:11.880

you know, all politicians and stuff.

00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:14.000

You know, I've always hoped I'd receive one of those.

00:31:14.000 --> 00:31:16.480

I never have, but that sounds so cool.

00:31:16.480 --> 00:31:22.680

Yeah, they it wasn't they instead of my face,

00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:27.720

they put a picture, a close up picture of a naval like a belly button.

00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:30.960

And not an itch, not not even not.

00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:34.200

There's some navels that you'd want that to be your face, but not this one.

00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:36.000

That sounds pretty horrifying, actually.

00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:38.560

And then I guess they could put on the name of your

00:31:39.320 --> 00:31:42.280

the name of you put your name there. Yeah.

00:31:42.280 --> 00:31:44.200

And they they called me clumpy.

00:31:44.200 --> 00:31:45.280

They called you clumpy.

00:31:45.280 --> 00:31:46.560

It was an A.I. voice.

00:31:46.560 --> 00:31:52.560

So it was like, yeah, we're going to sing a song about clumpy.

00:31:52.560 --> 00:31:54.880

Oh, yeah.

00:31:54.880 --> 00:31:58.520

Yeah. So like they're really dubbed over kind of sound dubbed over.

00:31:58.520 --> 00:32:01.120

Yeah. And I didn't like that because I'm not a belly button.

00:32:01.120 --> 00:32:03.160

You aren't a belly button.

00:32:03.160 --> 00:32:05.800

I mean, I guess partly.

00:32:05.800 --> 00:32:07.960

I mean, you have a belly button.

00:32:07.960 --> 00:32:10.720

I would assume I haven't seen it, obviously.

00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:13.840

Oh, here it is. Oh, yeah.

00:32:13.840 --> 00:32:16.000

Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah, there it is.

00:32:16.000 --> 00:32:17.080

I saw I do have it.

00:32:17.080 --> 00:32:18.440

I just wanted to prove it.

00:32:18.440 --> 00:32:20.440

Sorry. Excuse me. I sneezed.

00:32:20.440 --> 00:32:22.160

There's a lot of pollen around here.

00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:25.120

Yeah. Now that was.

00:32:25.120 --> 00:32:26.640

It was yeah, there's pollen.

00:32:26.640 --> 00:32:27.600

There's a lot of pollen.

00:32:27.600 --> 00:32:32.160

And and also I think something maybe some lint came out of your belly button there, actually.

00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:36.000

I didn't want to say anything, but then I had to say it because I'm an honest person.

00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:37.440

I'm an honest person.

00:32:37.560 --> 00:32:39.800

I've noticed it recently.

00:32:39.800 --> 00:32:42.040

Yeah. And I didn't want to do anything because I did not.

00:32:42.040 --> 00:32:45.280

They always say you have to be careful with like antibiotics

00:32:45.280 --> 00:32:48.520

and antibacterial soaps.

00:32:48.520 --> 00:32:55.920

Yeah. And anything that's going to disrupt the flora and fauna that are better in my system.

00:32:55.920 --> 00:32:59.000

Well, you've got a lot of it because, I mean, you're mud right now.

00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:01.040

Yeah. You know what happened to me one time?

00:33:01.040 --> 00:33:06.040

What? Do you know that belly buttons can go like the hole can go really far back

00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:07.920

for some people? No, I did not.

00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:09.280

It can. And you know what?

00:33:09.280 --> 00:33:14.680

The lint can go way back into the back of the belly button and get stuck there

00:33:14.680 --> 00:33:16.720

and clump up over a long period of time.

00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:20.640

And you can get like kind of like a plug thing in there if you aren't careful about it.

00:33:20.640 --> 00:33:22.120

Speaking of clumps.

00:33:22.120 --> 00:33:26.880

Smokes like it would it be like USBC or USB 3.0?

00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:28.760

No. I'm joking.

00:33:28.760 --> 00:33:33.920

I was wondering because I wouldn't try to do that.

00:33:34.120 --> 00:33:37.560

I mean, I've tried a lot of things, but I haven't tried to do that.

00:33:37.560 --> 00:33:40.720

OK. Oh, hold on.

00:33:40.720 --> 00:33:46.320

Just so the ladies and gentlemen, oh, boy, ladies and gentlemen, no, that wasn't joke.

00:33:46.320 --> 00:33:49.720

Just so they know.

00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:54.360

Yeah. But anyway, sorry, I think my sneeze kind of interrupted everything.

00:33:54.360 --> 00:33:56.480

What happened? We were talking about belly buttons.

00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:58.040

Oh, they had a picture.

00:33:58.040 --> 00:34:00.680

Yeah. And OK, so I'm ready to talk.

00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:03.600

Oh, oh, dirt desert. Desert. OK.

00:34:03.720 --> 00:34:05.200

Dirt desert. Dirt desert.

00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:06.240

Yeah, that's what I had.

00:34:06.240 --> 00:34:07.000

That's what you had.

00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:08.760

This is kind of fitting because of the mud.

00:34:08.760 --> 00:34:10.320

All the mud that were here.

00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:13.720

Yeah, I was kind of almost wondering if that was what you did with the

00:34:13.720 --> 00:34:18.360

Machiavo thing before, where you kind of. Oh, you know, dirt desert.

00:34:18.360 --> 00:34:19.680

But this was totally different.

00:34:19.680 --> 00:34:21.680

Yeah. Oh, this was absolutely real.

00:34:21.680 --> 00:34:26.720

I went down to to the grocery store, I say, I often do on on Tuesdays.

00:34:26.720 --> 00:34:31.840

And I got myself they had their weekly special was a dirt dessert.

00:34:31.920 --> 00:34:34.080

Oh, well, what's that like?

00:34:34.080 --> 00:34:35.680

What on earth is a dessert?

00:34:35.680 --> 00:34:36.840

Oh, it's wonderful.

00:34:36.840 --> 00:34:41.480

So they take they take chocolate cookies that maybe like

00:34:41.480 --> 00:34:44.320

an Oreo type cookie, which is my favorite.

00:34:44.320 --> 00:34:46.320

And they crumble it up with icing.

00:34:46.320 --> 00:34:48.840

And that's like the or maybe it's chocolate cake, too.

00:34:48.840 --> 00:34:51.560

And that's like the dirt part.

00:34:51.560 --> 00:34:53.560

And they mix it up with icing.

00:34:53.560 --> 00:34:57.360

And then they put like a coconut that's dyed green for grass on top.

00:34:57.360 --> 00:34:59.560

Oh, I see.

00:34:59.560 --> 00:35:01.320

And then they put gummy worms.

00:35:01.320 --> 00:35:03.120

And yeah.

00:35:03.120 --> 00:35:06.200

And so I went through all the pieces in the cabinet

00:35:06.200 --> 00:35:08.600

because I wanted to get the one with the most gummy worms.

00:35:08.600 --> 00:35:13.000

And so I asked the store manager for a trolley.

00:35:13.000 --> 00:35:15.640

I guess it's called a trolley cart.

00:35:15.640 --> 00:35:18.240

And he said, well, why do you need that?

00:35:18.240 --> 00:35:21.600

And I said, because I'm going to look for the dirt desserts.

00:35:21.600 --> 00:35:25.400

And he said he said, get the.

00:35:25.400 --> 00:35:27.480

Oh, no.

00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:28.880

Yeah, I'm sorry.

00:35:28.880 --> 00:35:30.800

He got upset at you.

00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:34.240

Yeah, because I because I told him my plan that I wanted to go through

00:35:34.240 --> 00:35:38.560

all the dirt deserts and he said, you don't cause that trouble for me.

00:35:38.560 --> 00:35:41.280

And he said, get the.

00:35:41.280 --> 00:35:45.600

I've got the bleep box ready just in case.

00:35:45.600 --> 00:35:47.600

Did he did he say a bad word?

00:35:47.600 --> 00:35:49.760

He said it was a very bad word.

00:35:49.760 --> 00:35:52.040

And he said that he said, get it out of get out.

00:35:52.040 --> 00:35:55.200

Get get that get the I'm not going to say it.

00:35:55.200 --> 00:35:56.960

Well, I have my finger ready over the.

00:35:56.960 --> 00:35:58.880

Yeah, but I'm not going to say it.

00:35:58.880 --> 00:36:03.200

But it was a very bad word because it happens and ends with it.

00:36:03.200 --> 00:36:05.240

And then she T.

00:36:05.240 --> 00:36:11.760

Yeah, I'm just I'm trying to do some mental spelling here.

00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:15.040

Get the F. You know, the F.

00:36:15.040 --> 00:36:17.480

A. R. T. Yeah.

00:36:17.480 --> 00:36:19.400

What? Yeah.

00:36:19.400 --> 00:36:21.600

That doesn't even make sense.

00:36:21.600 --> 00:36:23.600

That doesn't even make sense.

00:36:23.600 --> 00:36:26.920

He said, get that word out of my store and.

00:36:27.120 --> 00:36:29.960

Get the F. A. R. T. out of my store.

00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:36.000

Yeah. And I left and I didn't have any dirt to serve, but it looked wonderful.

00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:41.120

Honestly, I'd be in a lot of trouble because I do silent in a grocery store all the time.

00:36:41.120 --> 00:36:45.760

I mean, I luckily they're silent so nobody can know.

00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:50.920

What? I do silent for the grocery store all the time.

00:36:50.920 --> 00:36:54.760

Looking at all that food, I like I love a bean.

00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:55.800

I love beans.

00:36:55.800 --> 00:36:57.200

I mean, everyone knows that.

00:36:57.200 --> 00:37:02.920

I mean, obviously, I'm mostly a potato file, which is somebody who is quite obsessed by potatoes.

00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:08.800

But I also love beans and and I so I go up and down the bean aisle.

00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:11.640

And I think it triggers a lot of F. A. R. T.

00:37:11.640 --> 00:37:15.560

But I they're usually silent, luckily, usually, not always.

00:37:15.560 --> 00:37:17.720

Can you do me a favor?

00:37:17.720 --> 00:37:23.120

Do you know how sometimes they when they want to protect somebody's identity,

00:37:23.120 --> 00:37:25.840

they scramble it so the pictures look all.

00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:29.280

Yeah, it's like a jigsaw puzzle that squares.

00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:32.800

It's like it's like eight bit video games from the eighties.

00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:34.600

Like that's big pixels.

00:37:34.600 --> 00:37:36.560

I wouldn't know what that is.

00:37:36.560 --> 00:37:40.160

But can you do that to the conversation we just had?

00:37:40.160 --> 00:37:42.920

Because I don't think anybody should have to hear any of that.

00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:46.360

That was well, I'm going to have to put in a special request to Jim.

00:37:46.360 --> 00:37:49.520

Well, I could put it under my name and see if she does it.

00:37:49.520 --> 00:37:51.640

Yeah. She might be mad at me, too,

00:37:51.640 --> 00:37:56.160

because I'm obviously associated with you as being doing the same show

00:37:56.160 --> 00:37:58.600

and everything, but I can try.

00:37:58.600 --> 00:38:01.400

I'll put a post it on the tape.

00:38:01.400 --> 00:38:05.160

OK, OK, I am going to take over the host's duty.

00:38:05.160 --> 00:38:07.440

All right. Second. OK, I'm going to say,

00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:11.080

talk, right, what is your favorite?

00:38:11.080 --> 00:38:14.920

What am I?

00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:21.160

Just a food, a food, something we thought about or ate or plan to eat this week.

00:38:21.200 --> 00:38:23.840

Be quiet so I can do it. OK, all right.

00:38:23.840 --> 00:38:24.920

Yeah.

00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:29.440

Talk, what is your favorite food or something?

00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:33.440

Right. Food this this week, this week.

00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:39.640

All right. So what I was my my food, I thought about this week

00:38:39.640 --> 00:38:45.600

was a hot dog festival that I had at Apocalypse

00:38:45.600 --> 00:38:47.720

Dog Cloud in the War kitchen.

00:38:47.720 --> 00:38:53.880

And that's because I was trying to combine in my head a corporate jargon

00:38:53.880 --> 00:39:00.760

and veggie dogs and and food, I guess.

00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:04.480

Anyways, a hot dog festival that I that I had.

00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:10.320

And it was I did a special event once where I got a whole bunch of hot dogs

00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:13.360

and I cooked them up in the work microwave.

00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:15.960

And in the corner of the work kitchen,

00:39:16.040 --> 00:39:19.480

we had a little hot dog festival and I put a little sign up.

00:39:19.480 --> 00:39:23.280

It was just paper like paper that I found in the photocopier

00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:25.080

and I wrote it with a Sharpie.

00:39:25.080 --> 00:39:28.040

It's a hot dog festival.

00:39:28.040 --> 00:39:32.920

That's it. That's that I thought about it this week because I was that was amazing.

00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:38.000

So yeah, like so, I guess I guess I follow up now.

00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:41.720

OK. At the festival, whether any

00:39:41.720 --> 00:39:43.320

because you gave me this earlier.

00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:44.840

Yeah, the store is OK.

00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:48.280

So I guess so the listeners know

00:39:48.280 --> 00:39:53.000

because we were going to practice this session where I would be the host.

00:39:53.000 --> 00:39:59.360

Todd gave me the question that I was supposed to ask earlier and the answer

00:39:59.360 --> 00:40:00.760

and the answer.

00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:04.400

So yeah, so I knew you were going to talk about the festival.

00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:05.360

Yeah.

00:40:05.360 --> 00:40:07.640

But so my follow up question that I wrote down

00:40:07.640 --> 00:40:11.280

is

00:40:11.280 --> 00:40:13.280

is whether he rides at the festival?

00:40:14.280 --> 00:40:20.000

Um, not really unless you consider sitting down in one of the kitchen chairs,

00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:22.760

kind of like a ride, which it kind of is because a lot of them

00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:27.080

are missing one of the feet on the bottom and they kind of jiggle a little bit.

00:40:27.080 --> 00:40:30.520

You know, when you sit down, that's that's that is that is a ride.

00:40:30.520 --> 00:40:32.360

It's kind of like a ride. Yeah. Yeah.

00:40:32.360 --> 00:40:34.080

If you could look that. Yeah, that is a ride.

00:40:34.080 --> 00:40:39.240

You could you look it up on the world, wonderful worldwide web.

00:40:39.240 --> 00:40:41.280

And that will say ride.

00:40:41.280 --> 00:40:42.400

So you got it. OK.

00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:43.960

It's wonderful. Oh, excellent.

00:40:43.960 --> 00:40:47.480

I'm glad. Like, do you think this sounded pretty spontaneous to people?

00:40:47.480 --> 00:40:49.280

I don't know.

00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:51.960

Maybe they can write in and tell us if it did. Yeah.

00:40:51.960 --> 00:40:54.720

Yeah. No, no, no. Oh, right.

00:40:54.720 --> 00:40:56.840

I shouldn't encourage them. I shouldn't encourage them.

00:40:56.840 --> 00:40:57.480

You're right. Thank you.

00:40:57.480 --> 00:41:01.480

Because we don't need any more if I see another belly button where my face is.

00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:04.280

Oh, it's OK. It's OK.

00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:05.720

Now I stopped. I stopped.

00:41:05.720 --> 00:41:06.960

I was going to cry and I stopped.

00:41:06.960 --> 00:41:09.960

But I don't want to see the I don't want to see a belly button where my face is.

00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:11.560

Thank you. Yeah.

00:41:11.560 --> 00:41:13.680

I'm more than just my belly button. Yeah.

00:41:13.680 --> 00:41:15.440

You you you are.

00:41:15.440 --> 00:41:18.160

Oh, I am we're getting a call.

00:41:18.160 --> 00:41:20.280

Oh, all the way out here.

00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:22.320

I'm going to OK.

00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:23.680

I'm going to I'm going to answer it.

00:41:23.680 --> 00:41:26.080

See who it is. Hello, Collar.

00:41:26.080 --> 00:41:27.960

You're on Greg Public Access.

00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:30.560

Is my baby boy Parker there? Parker.

00:41:30.560 --> 00:41:32.800

Parker, it's your mom. Your mother, Parker.

00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:36.000

Hello, Tom. It's my mom. Hello, Parker.

00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:38.280

How are you doing, my baby, baby, baby?

00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:40.320

Oh, I was I saw there was a

00:41:40.840 --> 00:41:43.080

I'll give you a quick just rundown of everything.

00:41:43.080 --> 00:41:46.120

So we came out here by the lake and there was a mud bath and a

00:41:46.120 --> 00:41:48.280

geese, but the geese wasn't the gondola goose.

00:41:48.280 --> 00:41:52.800

And then there was the old lady with the apple, but she didn't have an apple.

00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:55.480

But instead it was apple juice with kind of a

00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:58.960

parsley, but it wasn't a mojito because I know you weren't me against those.

00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:03.720

And then there was a man in a boat and there's a derogable too.

00:42:03.720 --> 00:42:04.880

But it was not a derogable.

00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:07.760

It's a kind of derogable that goes underneath water that the lady warned me

00:42:07.760 --> 00:42:10.120

about and then I got sick because a bunch of geese.

00:42:10.720 --> 00:42:12.240

They were running on my ears.

00:42:12.240 --> 00:42:15.800

And yeah, Parker, Parker, listen to me.

00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:17.400

What are you telling me about geese?

00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:18.680

You're around geese.

00:42:18.680 --> 00:42:20.520

That is so dangerous, Parker.

00:42:20.520 --> 00:42:22.480

Yeah, Todd brought me here.

00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:26.720

And I'm doing OK. I'm just have you taking your vitamins, Parker?

00:42:26.720 --> 00:42:30.520

That's why I called the blue ones, the red ones, the yellow ones.

00:42:30.520 --> 00:42:33.080

Yes, today I took them because he told me to.

00:42:33.080 --> 00:42:38.520

And but they might not be in my system because I took them and then I got.

00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:43.520

Well, I got sick near the old lady behind the outhouse.

00:42:43.520 --> 00:42:44.960

Thank you, mom. What?

00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:46.520

What, Parker? What are you telling me?

00:42:46.520 --> 00:42:48.680

You got sick again again.

00:42:48.680 --> 00:42:51.760

Yeah, because I the part that I didn't.

00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:53.320

Is it your tummy, Parker?

00:42:53.320 --> 00:42:55.680

What were you doing to get yourself so sick?

00:42:55.680 --> 00:42:58.840

My baby boy. I mean, don't say that, mom.

00:42:58.840 --> 00:43:01.320

I am so worried about you.

00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:04.760

No, you don't all the way out there and you got sick and now.

00:43:04.760 --> 00:43:07.400

So I don't make me drive out there, Parker.

00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:11.600

Spoon, I I I I lapped up a caramel macchiato that there might have been

00:43:11.600 --> 00:43:16.480

that might have been it was in the mud and the mud mixed with the camel macchiato.

00:43:16.480 --> 00:43:20.400

Parker, you were eating mud that was around geese.

00:43:20.400 --> 00:43:22.240

Are you joking me right now, Parker?

00:43:22.240 --> 00:43:23.640

I really hope that you're joking.

00:43:23.640 --> 00:43:26.360

That is absolutely terrifying.

00:43:26.360 --> 00:43:30.280

Were you at least wearing that nappy around your neck, the one that I gave you

00:43:30.280 --> 00:43:34.440

last Wednesday, the little nappy, the one that you wear around the neck?

00:43:34.440 --> 00:43:36.240

Tell her I was talk.

00:43:36.240 --> 00:43:37.200

Talk to her.

00:43:37.200 --> 00:43:40.520

She he was a Mrs.

00:43:40.520 --> 00:43:42.720

Spoon, Parker was wearing.

00:43:42.720 --> 00:43:46.480

He he was definitely wearing that around his neck as a bruise.

00:43:46.480 --> 00:43:48.920

He was certainly was.

00:43:48.920 --> 00:43:51.080

I don't know if I believe that at all.

00:43:51.080 --> 00:43:53.880

I mean, that doesn't sound like it was accurate at all.

00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:55.480

That sounds like Parker.

00:43:55.480 --> 00:43:58.400

I can I can I think I can hear your hand through the phone.

00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:01.880

I just want to talk.

00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:03.120

Hang up, mom.

00:44:03.120 --> 00:44:04.760

My baby baby boy.

00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:05.640

Did you take the blue?

00:44:05.640 --> 00:44:07.600

I took the blue vitamins, mom.

00:44:07.600 --> 00:44:08.760

Did you take the red?

00:44:08.760 --> 00:44:11.200

I take the mom.

00:44:11.200 --> 00:44:14.160

Mrs. Spoon, he's being a very, very good boy.

00:44:14.160 --> 00:44:15.760

I don't know if he is.

00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:17.720

All right, I just need to check my baby boy.

00:44:17.720 --> 00:44:21.280

Oh, by the way, talk, I want to say hello to your parents, Lester and Hester

00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:22.280

Chesterfield.

00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:26.360

Oh, that's really good time doing our pickleball last Thursday.

00:44:26.360 --> 00:44:27.680

It was an excellent match.

00:44:27.680 --> 00:44:28.960

Talk. That was wonderful.

00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:31.120

Yeah, I'm glad to hear.

00:44:31.120 --> 00:44:33.280

They they they are wonderful.

00:44:34.800 --> 00:44:36.160

Roommate and laws.

00:44:36.160 --> 00:44:38.560

Parker, how's your stomach feeling right now?

00:44:38.560 --> 00:44:41.280

I mean, it's it's it's evacuated at this point.

00:44:41.280 --> 00:44:43.920

And evacuate every single bit.

00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:45.760

Do you think you got them all?

00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:48.880

I'm sure some made their way through to my intestines.

00:44:48.880 --> 00:44:51.720

But that will be a later on conversation.

00:44:51.720 --> 00:44:53.360

Parker, I want you to come to my house.

00:44:53.360 --> 00:44:54.760

I want you and talk.

00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:58.040

No, Lester and Chester are going to have to Lester and.

00:44:58.040 --> 00:45:00.480

My goodness, this name.

00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:02.520

Let me think. Lester and Chester.

00:45:02.520 --> 00:45:04.360

Lester and Hester Chesterfield.

00:45:04.360 --> 00:45:05.480

My goodness, talk.

00:45:05.480 --> 00:45:07.240

Your parents have talk.

00:45:07.240 --> 00:45:08.600

Hang up, talk.

00:45:08.600 --> 00:45:10.240

All right. You know, Mrs.

00:45:10.240 --> 00:45:13.400

Spoon, will will buzz by on the way home?

00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:15.200

We won't. We won't.

00:45:15.200 --> 00:45:16.080

Parker, we won't.

00:45:16.080 --> 00:45:17.920

We won't. OK.

00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:20.240

Well, we'll we'll buzz by on the way home.

00:45:20.240 --> 00:45:22.280

I'm just going to I'm going to let you go now.

00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:26.720

All right, my baby boy, make sure that you make sure that you come by

00:45:26.720 --> 00:45:29.600

and you bring your vitamins so I can do a refill for you.

00:45:29.600 --> 00:45:31.480

OK, love you, mom.

00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:33.440

All right. Goodbye now. Goodbye.

00:45:33.440 --> 00:45:35.120

Bye. Bye.

00:45:35.120 --> 00:45:37.440

Bye now, Mrs. Spoon. OK.

00:45:37.440 --> 00:45:39.120

My goodness.

00:45:39.120 --> 00:45:41.160

Well, we don't need to pop by in Parker.

00:45:41.160 --> 00:45:43.160

Oh, boy. OK.

00:45:43.160 --> 00:45:47.600

We better get to the talking about Wunderwurst.

00:45:47.600 --> 00:45:48.760

Do we have to do that still?

00:45:48.760 --> 00:45:51.200

Because the Kale dog, the Wunderwurst Kale dog.

00:45:51.200 --> 00:45:52.200

Right. That's right.

00:45:52.200 --> 00:45:56.120

When I was waving to signal you, the person on the inner tube

00:45:56.120 --> 00:45:58.760

thought that I was DCM out there.

00:45:58.760 --> 00:45:59.640

Yeah, I see him.

00:45:59.640 --> 00:46:00.560

You need me to scare off your.

00:46:00.560 --> 00:46:02.360

He's pointing the flare gun.

00:46:02.360 --> 00:46:04.320

Oh, in our direction. Oh, my goodness.

00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:06.760

I don't know if you thought I was signaling him for a flare.

00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:09.040

Yeah. But yeah.

00:46:09.040 --> 00:46:11.560

Oh, and the geese are back behind me, too.

00:46:11.560 --> 00:46:14.480

So yeah, I saw them when your mom was on the phone

00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:17.320

and I didn't say anything on purpose because I knew that your mom

00:46:17.320 --> 00:46:19.920

would probably drive out here if I did.

00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:21.160

You want to hear a joke?

00:46:21.160 --> 00:46:22.480

OK.

00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:25.880

To lighten up the situation, the severe situation that we're in.

00:46:25.880 --> 00:46:27.040

Yeah.

00:46:27.040 --> 00:46:31.760

When you said on purpose, I imagined that you had said on purpose.

00:46:32.760 --> 00:46:41.560

And there was like a you ever see like how there's the corpus is can.

00:46:41.560 --> 00:46:46.760

Oh, now in my head, the porpoises are wearing the blue and white stripes

00:46:46.760 --> 00:46:48.720

and the straw hat.

00:46:48.720 --> 00:46:50.440

There's four geese behind you.

00:46:50.440 --> 00:46:52.160

There's four geese behind you.

00:46:52.160 --> 00:46:53.280

There's four of them.

00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:57.040

OK. And he's he's pointing the the flare.

00:46:57.040 --> 00:46:58.040

He's going to shoot.

00:46:58.040 --> 00:46:59.120

Oh, my God. He just fired.

00:46:59.120 --> 00:47:01.120

Oh, boy.

00:47:01.120 --> 00:47:02.120

OK.

00:47:02.120 --> 00:47:03.600

OK.

00:47:03.600 --> 00:47:05.600

Well, do you miss us?

00:47:05.600 --> 00:47:07.920

Yeah. But do you think he's maybe pointing at the geese?

00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:09.880

Maybe I don't know.

00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:13.320

Luckily, it got.

00:47:13.320 --> 00:47:16.120

Look, I'll paint the seascape for the viewer as he's

00:47:16.120 --> 00:47:20.240

because he seems to be of lost interest in us.

00:47:20.240 --> 00:47:21.680

Yeah.

00:47:21.680 --> 00:47:24.680

The flare gun went into the the the bagma.

00:47:24.680 --> 00:47:30.920

The mud and it has it has been put out.

00:47:31.080 --> 00:47:33.640

So yeah, that's that's good.

00:47:33.640 --> 00:47:36.400

Yeah, I was wondering because I can't see behind you at this point.

00:47:36.400 --> 00:47:40.160

Yeah, it did move the geese a little bit.

00:47:40.160 --> 00:47:42.120

They've shifted. Yeah, they are. Yeah.

00:47:42.120 --> 00:47:45.240

They seem to be doing some kind of a circle.

00:47:45.240 --> 00:47:46.160

Is some kind of a circle?

00:47:46.160 --> 00:47:47.960

You see them there like walking in a circle.

00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:52.040

Uh-huh. They actually look way angrier now.

00:47:52.040 --> 00:47:53.920

So angry. They did shift.

00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:56.480

But they look like they're doing something.

00:47:56.480 --> 00:48:00.520

Ritualistic.

00:48:00.520 --> 00:48:04.240

They say that most communication is body language.

00:48:04.240 --> 00:48:07.800

And it seems like this ritual is that kind of communication to us.

00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:12.880

Yeah, it definitely seems like they're trying to display a message of sorts.

00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:16.120

So wonder wonder worst hail dog.

00:48:16.120 --> 00:48:19.240

Yeah, we'll try to finish this up.

00:48:19.240 --> 00:48:20.520

We'll try to finish this up.

00:48:20.520 --> 00:48:24.160

Well, we need to go to another ad.

00:48:24.160 --> 00:48:26.560

The second one.

00:48:26.560 --> 00:48:31.480

So let's do that and try to recollect ourselves.

00:48:31.480 --> 00:48:32.200

Is that a word?

00:48:32.200 --> 00:48:36.440

I don't know what what corporate jargon should I use for this one?

00:48:36.440 --> 00:48:40.000

Just play it place so we can get out because I don't like.

00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:43.000

All right, let's peel back the onion and go to an ad.

00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:45.280

Oh, wonderful. Yeah.

00:48:45.280 --> 00:48:55.760

One of the show sponsors this week is Curious Richter's used books.

00:48:56.080 --> 00:49:02.560

Curious Richter's used books is down by the town square at 59 59 town square.

00:49:02.560 --> 00:49:05.680

You have a special relationship with that store, don't you, Parker?

00:49:05.680 --> 00:49:09.000

Oh, my gosh, you know, every it's it's you ever have one of those places

00:49:09.000 --> 00:49:16.200

where you walk into it and it's almost like in your mind, it's like you're in a far way.

00:49:16.200 --> 00:49:19.680

It's like an immersion.

00:49:19.680 --> 00:49:24.920

And you walk in there because because Curious Richter always has a candle going

00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:27.280

that smells like something from yesteryear.

00:49:27.280 --> 00:49:31.400

And yeah, you know, he doesn't mind if you go into the bookstore

00:49:31.400 --> 00:49:35.360

and if you pretend like he'll tell if you talk to him like you're

00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:42.320

a knight from like the you know, the 1870s, he'll answer you as if he's a knight as well.

00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:46.040

I know. And you love that particularly.

00:49:46.040 --> 00:49:47.920

Yeah, so.

00:49:47.920 --> 00:49:50.080

But I'll go in and I'll be like, you know,

00:49:50.760 --> 00:49:56.160

oh, good day, sir, how are you like a knight would and you know,

00:49:56.160 --> 00:49:58.560

he'll respond back with a night.

00:49:58.560 --> 00:50:03.640

It's kind of like if you are into LARPing, this is the place for you to go.

00:50:03.640 --> 00:50:07.680

Like there's no other bookstore for you if you are a LARPer.

00:50:07.680 --> 00:50:09.920

And we have a lot of LARPers in Greckleton.

00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:12.200

It's going to surprise you, but I know what that means

00:50:12.200 --> 00:50:14.640

because I see them all over the place.

00:50:14.640 --> 00:50:17.600

That's right. Live action role play.

00:50:17.600 --> 00:50:19.720

That's right. You just walk in through the door

00:50:19.720 --> 00:50:25.520

and it's like you're LARPing immediately and there's books and it smells like sandalwood.

00:50:25.520 --> 00:50:30.040

It's a beautiful scent of sandalwood, which is, you know,

00:50:30.040 --> 00:50:33.560

it's one of those things because you can then pretend like you're any place

00:50:33.560 --> 00:50:37.800

where there's sandals or wood south of the beach or a forest or.

00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:43.520

Or men from the eighties from the.

00:50:43.520 --> 00:50:46.280

Yeah, but then and, yeah.

00:50:46.280 --> 00:50:50.080

So he this is the our official.

00:50:50.080 --> 00:50:54.000

Promotion for him and his bookstore.

00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:55.880

Yes, curious.

00:50:55.880 --> 00:50:58.320

Richter's used books, used books.

00:50:58.320 --> 00:51:00.640

Thank you.

00:51:00.640 --> 00:51:01.640

Thank you.

00:51:01.640 --> 00:51:05.440

Greck public access.

00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:07.000

All right, we're back.

00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:12.560

You're listening to one on one point seven FM, the Greck and this is Greck public access.

00:51:12.560 --> 00:51:14.800

We're at Lake Corncrop this week.

00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:20.320

We're talking about corporate jargon and our sponsor is the Wunderwurst Kale dog.

00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:27.000

And we have a lot of geese around here and we're watching people go camping, which is nice.

00:51:27.000 --> 00:51:29.440

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's wonderful.

00:51:29.440 --> 00:51:34.400

And just so the viewers know, we actually took a break this time because

00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:36.400

normally we don't.

00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:39.520

But as we did, the geese have encircled us.

00:51:39.520 --> 00:51:41.960

Yes. Yeah. And they are.

00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:48.160

Well, they they you see that thing where the geese, they put their

00:51:48.160 --> 00:51:54.320

they put their arms up like this and they walk around all kind of proudly, but like tough guys.

00:51:54.320 --> 00:51:57.000

Parker kind of looks like a bear right now.

00:51:57.000 --> 00:51:58.440

Listen, yeah, yeah.

00:51:58.440 --> 00:52:04.080

Arms up kind of arms up like a like a bear that would be stalking you or something.

00:52:04.080 --> 00:52:05.680

Yeah. Yeah. And that's what they're doing.

00:52:05.680 --> 00:52:07.560

They're actually tough guys, which is fine.

00:52:07.560 --> 00:52:12.480

Because my my mom said we can stand up to stand up to bullies.

00:52:12.480 --> 00:52:15.720

Yeah. And that's what we're going to do with these bullies.

00:52:15.720 --> 00:52:17.000

With bullies. Yeah.

00:52:17.000 --> 00:52:21.040

I'm really glad I didn't mention that to your mom when she called in to the show.

00:52:21.040 --> 00:52:24.160

And worse comes to worse.

00:52:24.160 --> 00:52:26.840

We know where the lady with the anti venom is.

00:52:26.840 --> 00:52:29.120

So we're prepared. That is true. Yeah.

00:52:29.120 --> 00:52:32.360

Yeah. So I wonder how they evolve to get venom.

00:52:32.360 --> 00:52:36.440

I wonder if one of them did something enamorous with a snake.

00:52:36.440 --> 00:52:41.200

No, thank you. OK. God, I'm going to I'm going to make my run through the line.

00:52:41.200 --> 00:52:44.480

I don't care if they tough, tough or not.

00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:50.160

OK. Parker is is dislodging from the chair

00:52:50.160 --> 00:52:54.880

and is running after the circle of geese is.

00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:57.360

Oh, my goodness. Oh, is getting.

00:52:57.360 --> 00:53:02.480

Oh, the geese are encircling Parker Parker Parker.

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Parker, are you OK?

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Parker is not.

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Oh, no, that's OK. OK. OK.

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And I'm back. Oh, my God.

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Goodness, I'm sorry, God.

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Hello. Hello. OK.

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Parker. Hi. OK.

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Well, I am bit multiple times. Yeah.

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But I don't know if you saw they never see that thing in when Ozzy

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Osborn, the people will jump into the

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the pit of other people and but they won't fall through.

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Like, it's not water, but they'll be on top of the people of the people of the

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people that was happened with me and the geese.

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Yes, they were by the.

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You're kind of like crowd surfing, but the crowd are angry venomous

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like corncrob geese. OK.

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Well, I'm I'm going to sit here till the end

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and then we'll get some anti venom and then we'll head home.

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Yeah, we'll find this the scary woman with the anti venom.

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Oh, well, it's time for the weather. So that's always fun.

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It's a sunny.

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Rainy.

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Wind.

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The weather is brought to you by wonder worst kale dogs.

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You can get them at all of Gragelton's grocery stores, except Barton's,

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who has a beef with kale as a food item,

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which is kind of weird phrasing when you think about it.

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Ready for the weather.

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Um, wet.

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You just burnt all about the weather.

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And that was the weather brought to you by wonder worst kale dogs,

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which are food items delivered in a tube format.

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We used to advertise our kale dogs as totally tubular,

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popular surfing vernacular at the time.

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It should have gone over better than it did,

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especially since Landlock Gragelton is so fond of the sea.

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Oh, it really should have.

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And we're back.

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Parker, you don't look like you're doing so good.

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I'm fine.

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I'll pay the seascape for the audience.

00:55:09.880 --> 00:55:10.880

Yes.

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We are here.

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Wonderful Lake of Magma.

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But.

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But.

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You need me to get those teeth for you there, but.

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Guy with flares.

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I can get it for you with those flares.

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Who's very pointing the flare gun at us again.

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He's not good.

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He's got poison.

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OK.

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And I'll get them for you.

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They've got poison in them.

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OK, he's.

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OK, he shot.

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He shot the shot.

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The flare shot.

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Yeah, he shot the flare.

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He got. OK, the geese are running.

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Oh, they're angry.

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OK, the geese are running towards me.

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OK.

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The geese have Parker again and Parker is definitely like

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crowd goose surfing.

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So Parker Parker is being taken off by geese.

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Parker is OK.

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Gone.

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They've taken Parker into the forest and Parker.

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I just see Parker's feet.

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Parker's feet are kicking and kicking a lot.

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OK, I should go find Parker and we're going to definitely be

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popping by Mrs.

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Spoon's house on the way home because Mrs.

00:56:21.560 --> 00:56:25.160

Spoon has a lot of remedies and I don't know if I can find

00:56:25.160 --> 00:56:26.560

that scary lady in time.

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Anyways, this is being a crack public access.

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I'm talk Chesterfield and you heard.

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Parker Spoon were at Lake Corn Crop.

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So be careful of the geese if you do come out this way,

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but it is quite nice for camping most of the time.

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And make sure that you check out Wunderwurst Cale Dogs

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at some point in the future.

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We'll be back hopefully with Parker.

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Take care. Bye for now.

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